Original subtitles

♪ Gotta get up, I gotta get goin' ♪

♪ I'm gonna see a friend of mine ♪

♪ He's round and he's fuzzy ♪

♪ I love him because he's just Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Lookin' for fun, chasin' some honeybees ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I know he's out there ♪

♪ Rumbly, tumbly ♪

♪ Climbin' a honey tree ♪

♪ Fun never ends for us, we're so adventurous ♪

♪ At least every now and again ♪

♪ And when we're alone and there's nobody home ♪

♪ It's nice to be able to count on a friend ♪

♪ Like Pooh Bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Wherever you go ♪

♪ Oh, won't you take me, please? ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I gotta be there ♪

♪ It's me and it's you ♪

♪ My silly old Winnie the Pooh ♪

♪♪

♪♪

Honey.

[snoring]

Can't wait 'til breakfast.

[snoring]

I shall have some honey.

Honey.

I think my tummy's reminding me it's time for breakfast.

Oh, bother.

Empty.

[sighs]

My tummy must have gotten hungrily,

and walked me in my sleep.

But then, why am I still hungry?

[gasps]

A trail.

Perhaps it will lead me to some answers.

Or some more honey. [chuckles]

[whispering] Stop shovin'.

Hm. My tummy must have gone under there to eat.

[chuckles] So as not to disturb my sleep.

With no honey and an empty tummy,

there's only one thing to do.

Borrow some more honey from Rabbit.

Yum.

[wind blowing]

Achoo!

Man 1: Uh,gesundheit.

[sniffs] Ah, thank you.

Who-- Who said that?

- Man 1: Nobody, I-- - [blowing]

Man 2: Be quiet, hose nose.

All right, come out and fight.

Like-- Like whatever you are.

Hey!

Roo, uh, whatever are you doing, dear?

Mama, there's something under my bed.

Oh, probably just one of your dreams

waiting to pounce.

No, I wasn't nightmaring. Honest.

These things are alive, sort of.

And they have long tails or somethin'.

- And-- and-- - Probably just mice, dear.

Did you hear that, Stan?

Mice. Big mice. [blubbering]

Save me, Stan, save me.

Not real mice, cucumber brain.

They think we're mice.

Now pipe down and let's find some more honey.

I certainly hope Rabbit has enough honey

for this appetite I'm working up.

Oh. Hello, Piglet.

Why, hello, Pooh.

I was just coming to see you.

I was hoping you'd say that.

Why, Piglet, this honey pot is...

empty.

I know it is, Pooh.

I was coming to ask if you emptied it.

I give up, Piglet. Did I?

Well, if you didn't, something else did.

In which case,

I'm going to have to be very frightened.

Oh, there's nothing to worry about, Piglet.

We can both borrow more honey from Rabbit.

- [crashing] - [screaming]

[glass breaking]

Uh, perhaps we should come back

when Rabbit isn't feeling so [stammers] loud.

Hello, Rabbit. Wait.

Please don't bother me now, Pooh Bear.

I have to go and give you a piece of my mind.

Pooh Bear.

[stammers] Why are you sneaking in,

and eating all my honey?

Don't I lend you enough?

And perhaps you can tell us what happened to our honey.

Have I truly eaten everyone's honey?

Can't you remember, Pooh?

Why, I do remember.

And then when I try to remember,

I forget.

I don't think it was you, Pooh.

I think it was those mice.

[rumbling]

[gasping] Whoops!

Ahh, there you are, you honeynapper.

All right, where'd you stash it?

You see? Pooh must be the thief.

Oh. When was your honey swiped, Gopher?

Just this minute. Why'd you ask?

Aha. Aha! You did do it!

But Rabbit, I am--

Was--

I are here with you just-- just this minute.

So, you did not take Gopher's honey.

Huh?

I told ya.

It was those bed bouncing mice.

[gasps] Oh, why, that's right.

My bed was bounced, too.

And mine, too.

Say, so was mine.

We're gonna have to catch 'em.

Uh-- [chuckles]

[gulping] We are?

Yes! We'll catch those mice like--

Like mice.

Or my name's not Winnie the Pooh.

Which it is. So there you are.

Pooh: [chuckles] And there you are.

The mouse traps are set.

Now, follow me.

Uh, Pooh boy, where are we goin'?

To keep watch, of course.

- [bell dings] - Pooh. Pooh.

[yawning]

♪♪

[yawning]

I don't think this is working.

Uh, maybe we should keep watch from...

some place more "inconspickerous."

[yawning]

[yawning]

Uh, perhaps we should pretend to be asleep?

Remember, kiddikins,

you let us big guys handle those...

giant... mouses.

[snoring]

Good. They're asleep.

Let's get the honey.

Honey? [laughs]

Shh!

And watch out for the mouse traps.

Mice! Mice!

Oh, no! Mice!

Get 'em away. Oh, save me, Stan.

Save me. [blubbering]

There are no mice.

The traps are for us.

Uh, for us?

What a relief.

- [snapping] - Ahh!

[muttering]

Eh, how come you got one? I didn't get one.

- Can I have one? - [snapping]

Ow! Ooh. Hoo. Ow!

Ooh! Ooh-hoo! Ooh!

[birds chirping]

Roo: I told ya. They're really big mice.

And we need a really big trap.

And some really big bait.

And then the wagon with the cake

rolls down the ramp,

and trips the rope,

which drops the wash tub right onto the mice.

[laughs] Oh, boy, that's great!

Pooh, that's the funniest--

But what's the cake for?

Well, everyone knows that after you yell surprise,

you blow out the candles.

But where's the bait, Pooh?

Ta-da!

Gang way.

What are you doing, Tigger?

Well, you can't have cake without icy cream.

Whoops.

Piglet: Well, the trap worked, Pooh.

[chuckling]

Come on. Now's our chance.

Look. Those aren't mice.

- They're-- - Heffalumps and woozles.

Hi-ho, heffalumps.

- Woo, away! - Roo: Get 'em.

[laughs] They're running out of gas, guys.

We got 'em!

[crashing]

All right, no more mister nice woozle.

Uh, show 'em what you're made of, buddy bear.

Fluff.

I think we're in big trouble.

Oh, bother.

Ahh! I'd like to see ya try that again.

Maybe I shouldn't have asked.

One.

Uh, two.

Three.

Um-- Uh-- Duh, what come after three?

Uh, four?

Whoa!

[chuckles] That showed 'em.

Now all the honey is ours.

Wait a minute.

You can't do that,

you-- you big bullies.

Uh, a mouse.

A-a-a giant mouse!

Ooh-hoo-ah-ha!

I hate it when he does that.

Please get me out of his path.

Please. Pretty please.

You may have won this round, fluff brains,

but we'll be back with friends.

And then we'll get you and your big mouse, too.

Yeah! We did it!

"Absoposilutely."

We showed those "villians" a thing or three.

[chuckles] And I guess this little nipper was right after all.

And now our honey will be safe to "smackerel" in peace.

Ooh!

Will it?

They said they'd be back,

with f-f-f-friends.

[wind blowing]

[knocking]

[screaming]

Yes?

Aha! Just as I thought.

Do you open your door to just anybody?

Well, if anybody's name is Rabbit.

Well, Pooh, you are totally unready,

unsteady and unprepared.

What are you going to do when those heffalumps and woozles return?

Why can't we just invite them to breakfast,

and share our honey?

What?! Have breakfast with icky,

nasty heffalumps and woozles?

Give them our honey?

Well, you share with me,

and I share with you...

when there's any left.

Oh, you're our friend, Pooh,

but heffalumps and woozles are...

[whispers] heffalumps and woozles.

Perhaps they just don't know any better.

Well, it's time someone educated them.

Stand back, you guys.

Old Tigger's gonna learn 'em a thing or two.

Go get 'em, Tigger.

[chuckles]

[crashing]

Let go! Let go!

Oh! Ooh! Hey, no fair sneakin' up.

Oh, boy, you should have seen it.

I smooshed 'em. And I "massacreed" 'em.

No "heffabump" can sneak up on a Tigger and get away with it.

I think you smooshed my laundry, Tigger.

Nah, it can't be. Look at this.

A heffalump trunk warmer.

No. I believe it's a sock, Tigger.

Uh, well, it shouldn't have jumped out at me.

For the last time, sponge head,

we're gonna get help.

Yeah?

But who's big enough to take on that "gigantical" mouse?

We're gonna get Wooster.

[gasping] Wooster!

[blubbering] Oh, Stan,

let's go back to the mountains.

[muttering]

- Hold it. - Oh, please.

- Why-- - [blubbering]

Gopher!

Yoo-hoo!

Perhaps he's down here.

Oops!

Oh, bother.

Well, don't just stand there wiggling your ears, sonny.

Speak your piece.

Excuse me, Gopher.

Ahh!

Uh, don't you know any better than to sneak up on people

when there's "weffalumps" and "hoozles" around?

Heffalumps and woozles.

Eh, whatever.

That's exactly why we need you.

Oh?

We need you to fortify Pooh's house.

Well, why didn't ya say so.

Rabbit. Gopher?

Oh, bother, bother.

[blubbering] Let's go back to the mountains.

[muttering]

[blubbering] Oh, please.

Wooster!

We know where there's some honey to steal.

Uh, maybe he's not home.

I hope.

Honey.

Great. Follow me, Wooster.

Ahh. It's just after breakfast.

And not quite lunch.

The perfect time for a little brunchfast.

Oof!

Gopher: Well, what do you think, sonny?

[chuckles] No "heffamagoat" is gonna get through this baby.

But Gopher, what if they walk around it?

What? Around it?

Around it?!

Uh, confound it,

nobody gave me the specifications.

I gotta think of everything myself.

[clears throat]

Well?

The heffalumps and woozles

certainly can't get to my honey now, gopher,

but neither can I.

Not without doors or windows.

Doors? Windows?

Hah! Whatever you want from now on, sonny,

you're on your-- Whoa-oh! Own!

[chuckles] Just wait until those little honey hoarders

get a load of Wooster.

[growling]

Well, what do you think?

Um, [stammers] it's very nice, Rabbit.

Yeah. [laughing]

Uh, what is it?

It's a sign to distract the heffalumps and woozles.

[chuckles] It says, "Honey this way."

Uh, but Rabbit, the sign is wrong.

The honey's over there,

at my house.

The heffalumps and the woozles don't know that.

This sign will get them lost.

And they'll never come back.

[chuckles]

Excuse me, but--

What are you doing here?

You're supposed to be looking out for

the heffalumps and woozles.

It's time for you to do the looking out.

Your guests have arrived.

[gasping] They're here. They're here!

Don't worry, long ears.

They won't get by us.

Come on, Roo.

Yeah. They won't get by us.

Excuse me, too, Rabbit.

I have to see about brunchfast.

Of course, Pooh. You go right ahead.

Brunchfast?

No sign of 'em yet, Tigger.

Yeah. I bet when they heard that I was waitin' for 'em,

they turned and went home.

- [tree branches snapping] - What's that?

I think they're coming, Tigger.

Oh, no. Maybe we should warn the others.

But you said you were gonna smoosh 'em.

Well, yeah, well-- well, uh--

Well, I didn't want to hog all the fun.

[rumbling]

[growling] Honey.

Yikes!

[panting] Hey, Stan, look. It's that mouse.

Squish him, Wooster. Squish him!

[growling] Honey.

Yeah, Wooster's right.

We'll take care of youse two after we get the honey.

You want honey?

Well, why didn't you say so?

Follow me. I know a short cut.

But, Tigger, you were gonna smoosh--

[chuckles]

I forgot my mouse.

[growls] Honey.

Uh, that way.

[growls] Honey.

He can't read.

Pooh! What are you doing?

The heffalumps and woozles are coming.

Oh, good.

I thought they were going to be late for brunchfast.

But Pooh Bear,

these are heffalumps and woozles.

They don't like brunchfast?

Wooster: [growling] Honey.

I think we're about to find out.

All right, fluff bags.

We said we'd be back to steal your honey,

and here we are, so trot it all out.

And our friend may leave you in one piece.

[growling] Honey.

Excuse me, mister aren't-you-an- awfully-big-woozle,

but why do you want to steal our honey?

Eat honey.

But there's a much better way than stealing.

Don't listen to him, Wooster.

Woozles have always stolen it.

Yeah. Don't listen to him.

But friends ask.

Friends share. [chuckles]

Being friends is even better than honey.

I know.

You be Wooster's friend?

I told ya not to listen to him.

We don't need friends.

Let's just take it.

Come on, Heff, let's show 'em one-two.

Yahh!

No! We ask.

May we?

Say please.

May we please have some honey?

Why, certainly.

To think a fellow woozle would stoop to say--

Pleee-ase!

[crashing]

Fine.

You may have a giant mouse.

You may have a giant woozle.

But we'll be back.

Somehow, we'll get that honey.

Oh.

How are we gonna do that, Stan?

Will you keep quiet, numb nose?

Uh, you know, Pooh, I was thinking.

That's a very good habit, Piglet.

[giggles] No, I was thinking about

the other heffalumps and woozles.

Um, they said they'd be back.

[growling] Mmm.

Honey. [gulping]

Don't worry, Piglet.

We'll have Wooster here to help us.

Thank you, Wooster.

Hey. [laughs]

What friends for?

♪♪