Original subtitles

♪ Gotta get up, I gotta get goin' ♪

♪ I'm gonna see a friend of mine ♪

♪ He's round and he's fuzzy ♪

♪ I love him because he's just Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Lookin' for fun, chasin' some honeybees ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I know he's out there ♪

♪ Rumbly, tumbly ♪

♪ Climbin' a honey tree ♪

♪ Fun never ends for us, we're so adventurous ♪

♪ At least every now and again ♪

♪ And when we're alone and there's nobody home ♪

♪ It's nice to be able to count on a friend ♪

♪ Like Pooh Bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Wherever you go ♪

♪ Oh, won't you take me, please? ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I got to be there ♪

♪ It's me and it's you ♪

♪ My silly old Winnie the Pooh ♪

Pooh: Oh, bother.

Oof!

Ouch!

♪♪ [music box playing]

Why, this is perfect.

Piglet will know just what to do with whatever this is.

And when he figures it out, we'll be even better friends.

- Tigger: Nah, it's gotta be higher. - Rabbit: No, lower.

- Nah, over here. - No, over here.

D-D-Don't you think it should be over--

Piglet, my friend, it belongs right here.

No, Piglet, it belongs on this wall.

But the light's all wrong there.

Yeah? Well, the dark's all wrong over there.

- Oh! Watch out! - [crashing]

- [knocking on door] - Come in.

Hello, Piglet, my very best friend.

Why, hello, Pooh Bear.

That is a very interesting shirt you're wearing today.

E-E-Excuse me, Pooh, but what's that?

Oh! This is a surprise for you.

Surprise!

It's a friendship gift.

Why, thank you, very much, Pooh.

You're very welcome, Piglet.

A friendship gift?

Well, well!

That's very thoughtful of Pooh.

Ooh!

Very considerable, I'm sure.

Uh, what'd you give him?

Why, nothing.

[gasp] Nothing?

Oh, no. Pooh doesn't expect me to give him anything.

All the more reason to give him something grand.

Oh, dear.

You just don't understand, Piglet.

The gift has to be from the heart.

But Pooh loves honey more than anything,

and his tummy is very close to his heart.

It just ain't enough, kiddo.

If you're determined to show Pooh how much you like him,

by giving him honey--

Then you gotta give him lots of honey.

But this is all the honey I have.

- Not to worry. - [chuckles]

You just stick with us.

[chuckles]

Tigger: Great idea, bunny boy!

We'll get Piglet's honey straight from the bee's mouth.

- How's you ever think of it? - Oh, it was simple.

I just thought like a bear.

Um, e-e-excuse me,

but one of the bees won't give me any honey.

Just ask them nicely.

[sighs]

Do we have to do everything for him?

King me.

Hut, two, three!

Hut, two, three.

Hut, two, three.

[panting]

- Halt! - F-F-For you.

For me? Oh!

Oh.

- Oh! - [crashing]

[chuckles]

Honey for Pooh!

[shouting gibberish]

[grunting]

Uh-oh!

[clears throat] Aren't you forgetting something?

W-W-What?

The honeypot, the honeypot.

Oh, d-d-dear.

Yow!

Oh, m-m-my.

How should we get Pooh's present now?

[laughing]

No problem, Piglet!

We'll just think like a bear.

We'll borrow some.

Honey, boy?

- Left, left. - A little more to the right.

[both talking at once]

[crashing]

Maybe it was a little more to the left.

I think you're right.

No, left.

[sneezes]

[sneezes]

[inhaling]

[sneezes]

Tigger: Okay, ten pots from Kanga. Check.

Seven from Rabbit. Check.

One yo-yo from Roo?

Yech! Uncheck.

Okay, any more honey, bunny boy?

Ha-ha! Voilà!

Oh!

My!

Oh, dear.

I've ruined Pooh's friendship gift.

What am I going to do now?

The only thing to do, Piglet.

Get more honey.

Where am I gonna get more honey? It's all broken.

[chuckles] That's easy!

The land of milk and honey.

[sniffles]

My mum used to read to me about that place

when I was just a kitten.

But where do we find this magical place?

Why, in the jungle, Piglet. [chuckles]

We just follow the trail of the most dangerous adventures.

Uh, must we have dangerous adventures?

Oh, posilutely!

How else do we know we're headed in the right direction.

You're right! We leave at dawn.

- Well, which way do we go? - Together: That way!

But that's where all the jungle seems to be.

He's right.

Let's go!

♪ We're well on our way to wherever we're going ♪

♪ But that's neither here nor there ♪

♪ 'Cause when we arrive, we're certain to find ♪

- ♪ A gift beyond compare ♪ - That's right, bunny boy!

♪ We're off to a river to hither or tither or yon ♪

♪ We're headed right toward that perfect reward ♪

♪ That Pooh's been counting on ♪

♪ When someone does something like Pooh did for you ♪

♪ There shouldn't be anything you wouldn't do ♪

♪ There couldn't be anywhere you wouldn't go ♪

♪ It's really the only way to show ♪

- ♪ You'll go through thick ♪ - ♪ And even thin ♪

- ♪ Brave the jungle ♪ - ♪ Or take a swim ♪

- ♪ Did we tell him before? ♪ - ♪ Let's tell him again ♪

♪ Nothing's too good for a friend ♪

♪ Oh, nothing's too good for a friend ♪

♪ You'd go through thick and even thin ♪

♪ You'd take a chance, you'd jump right in ♪

- ♪ We said it before ♪ - ♪ I'll say it again ♪

♪ Nothing's too good for a friend ♪

- ♪ Oh, nothing's too good ♪ - ♪ I do all that I could ♪

♪ Nothing's too good for a friend ♪

[laughter]

Oh, stop! Stop! I can't take it anymore!

[laughing]

You guys are a riot!

Hey, what's the big idea, scaring us like that?

[laughing]

You're the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[laughing]

Does this suit come with two pair of pants?

[laughing]

Looks just dandy to me.

[chuckles]

This animule's one taco short of a combination plate.

Let me talk to him. I have a way with strangers.

Now there, could you tell us

the way to the land of milk and honey?

[laughing]

Say that again!

I said, could you tell us

the way to the land of milk and honey?

[rumbling]

[chittering]

The land of milk and honey!

The land of milk and honey!

Heee!

[laughing]

This is-- This is too much!

Don't worry, Rabbit. We'll find somebody else to ask.

Yeah, someone with a little less sense of humor.

Piglet! Yoo-hoo! It's me!

Perhaps he's hiding in the cupboard.

That's odd. No Piglet.

I shall just have a little smackerel

of something till he returns.

He'd want me to.

No honey?

No honey,

no Piglet,

and no honey.

Hmm.

Something strange is going on.

But we must ask directions.

Yeah, remember what happened when you asked old laughing boy.

That was a hyena.

This is a band of monkeys.

One and two--

Excuse me.

Could I ask you something?

Sure! You have a request?

Chattanooga Choo-Choo? Ludwig's Fifth?

Hey! How about "The Last Train to Clarksville"?

We can do it all, you know.

Listen! One and two!

- [cymbals crashing] - ♪♪ [cacophonous waltz]

No, wait! All I want to know is

how to find the land of milk and honey!

[tires screech]

♪♪ [stops]

Did you say

the land of milk and honey?

Why, yes.

Take five!

[rumbling]

[chittering]

Oh! Ouch!

The land of milk and honey!

The land of milk and honey!

[screams]

An A-flat. [clicks tongue]

The place you're looking for is under the volcano.

Yeah, we should have known.

These adventures always got volcanoes in them.

[sniffing] Mmm! Smells sweet.

Look!

The land of milk and honey!

And I say we tunnel in.

- It's the only way. - E-E-Excuse me.

And I say we catapults over the walls.

- Excuse me, please? - No, not now, Piglet.

Can't you see we're deciding the best way inside?

Yes, and that way's tunneling.

No, it's catapulting.

Why don't we just knock?

[clears throat] After you, Tigger.

Oh, no, no, no, after you.

[chuckles]

[resounding slam]

Say, that's quite a doorbell.

Oh, boy! They must really hate salesmen.

[nervous chuckle]

Suddenly, getting honey for Pooh

doesn't seem like such a good idea.

I propose we go home.

And I second it, too.

[snarling]

Please be f-f-friendly.

[snarls]

[gasps]

Cannibals!

[stammering] Say something, Rabbit.

Me? This was Piglet's idea.

What?

- [low snarl] - [cries out]

I've got a--

I've got a whatever it is,

and I'm not afraid to use it.

[gasps]

Hey! That's no cannibal!

It's a pygmy piglet!

Ooh! Ooh! Come on out, everyone.

Oh, Great One, you have brought the pygmies

the sacred pigtail.

You mean this?

Your people thank you for returning this gift.

Together: His people?

Oh, yes.

He is our king.

I am?

He am!

But I don't wanna be king.

I just wanna get some honey for Pooh and go home.

Oh, don't be silly, Piglet.

Your people will give you anything you want.

And 'cause we're your bestest buddies,

they'll give us anything we want, too.

So don't be so hasty, Your Harness.

But I don't know how to be king. Maybe we should just go--

Nonsense! You're the perfect ruler.

Besides, we'll do all the talking for you.

Sure! I'll be your prime minister,

and Rabbit here will be your chamber maid.

Chamberlain.

Hail, oh, Great One.

Are you ready to return the sacred tail

to its rightful place?

Only then will our precious honey flow once more.

You mean you want me to give up my present for Pooh?

Well, that is, if you don't mind.

Speaking for the Great One,

the Prime Minister and I just want to say--

He's just busting to help you.

[crowd cheering]

B-B-But...

[rumbling]

[cheering]

How will I tell Pooh that I lost the present he gave me?

Don't worry. We can always get it back when no one's looking.

Just relax and act kingy.

All I wanted was a little honey for Pooh.

[knocking on door]

Pooh: Rabbit!

Are you home, Rabbit?

Rabbit?

It's not like him to be un-at home at lunchtime.

This is getting very suspicious.

Oops!

Just as I feared, no Rabbit...

and no honey!

Just like at Piglet's.

[gasps]

Honeynapper tracks!

I must get back to my house

before they get all the honey

in the Hundred Acre Woods.

Please, you really don't have to do that.

But you have started the honey flowing again, oh, Mighty One.

We owe you everything.

Excuse me.

Have you seen Rabbit and Piglet,

my prime minister and chamberlain?

Now, aren't you all just itching to learn how to bounce?

Uh, not really, Prime Minister.

We have chores to do.

Oh, nuts.

Oh, wait a minute, I just remembered!

The King told me that these lessons are more important.

Yeah, that's what he said. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, well, in that case--

Great! Okay, troops, now watch me.

Bounce, two, three, four!

Bounce, two, three, four!

The King just told me

that he was very upset that you grow carrots here.

So as your Chamberlain, I say hands on the hoe.

Eyes on the row.

Now, plant, two, three, four.

Plant, two, three, four.

Wonderful, three, four.

Wonderful! [chuckles]

- [spring sounding] - Oh, my.

Tigger, no!

[crashing]

Look what you did to the King's carrot garden.

Well, the King told me that bouncin' was more important than carrots.

- He did not. - He did so.

- He did not. - Uh-uh, did so.

- Did not. - Did so.

- Did not. - Did so.

Oh, my! This isn't right at all!

[Rabbit] Wonderful!

Absolutely wonderful!

At this rate,

my statue will be done before Tigger's.

What are you doing, Rabbit?

Why, having my statue made.

I told them you wanted one made of your favorite chamberlain.

Me! I knew you wouldn't mind.

And, of course, I told them you wanted one of the Prime Minister, too.

But I don't want any statues.

Shh! They don't know that.

They love doing things for you.

But people should do nice things for their friends

not 'cause they have to,

but because they want to.

You're not being very good friends.

- I think it's time to go home. - Right.

I'll just get Piglet's present.

[rumbling]

I think I just did a major uh-oh.

You've broken the sacred tail.

The volcano has erupted. Please help us, oh, Great One.

M-m-me?

But we need you.

You're right, I should speak for myself.

I may be little, but the pygmies look up to me.

Follow me.

I said, follow me.

You tear down that statue, and you tear down that one.

But we're such very small animals.

Even very small animals must stand up for what's right.

Hooray! Oh, boy!

Yippee! Wow!

Well, what do you know?

Piglet really is the great one after all.

Guard, guard, guard, guard.

Guard, guard, guard, guard.

- [pounding] - Honeynappers!

They shall not pass.

Who goes there?

Piglet: It's us-- me, Rabbit, and Tigger.

It is? [chuckles]

Wait.

How do I know it's me, Rabbit, and Tigger...

and not honeynappers?

I said, how do I know it's me, Rabbit, and Tig--

Hiya, buddy bear. Did you miss us?

Oh, hello, Tigger.

How did you get past my honeynapper traps?

- Your backdoor was open. - Pooh: Oh.

Oh, why, Pooh Bear, you're all out of honey.

No, Piglet. I cleverly put it

where it's safe from honeynappers.

Right in here.

Sometimes, Pooh Bear, you really amaze me.

Thank you, Rabbit.

Pooh, as a token of my friendship,

I'd like-- [stammering]

Here. [chuckles]

Oh, Piglet,

you didn't have to get me anything.

Your friendship is enough.

Oh, thank you, Pooh.

But I'd hate to see it go to waste.

Oh, it won't, Pooh.

[chuckles]

It won't.