Original subtitles

♪ Gotta get up, I gotta get goin' ♪

♪ I'm gonna see a friend of mine ♪

♪ He's round and he's fuzzy ♪

♪ I love him because he's just Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Lookin' for fun, chasin' some honeybees ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I know he's out there ♪

♪ Rumbly, tumbly ♪

♪ Climbin' a honey tree ♪

♪ Fun never ends for us, we're so adventurous ♪

♪ At least every now and again ♪

♪ And when we're alone and there's nobody home ♪

♪ It's nice to be able to count on a friend ♪

♪ Like Pooh Bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪

♪ Wherever you go ♪

♪ Oh, won't you take me, please? ♪

♪ Pooh Bear, I got to be there ♪

♪ It's me and it's you ♪

♪ My silly old Winnie the Pooh ♪

[thunder]

[panting] Come on. This way.

[panting] Come along, Piglet.

[growling]

[growling]

[growling]

[Piglet panting] Oh, dear.

If only six very small animals

didn't have such very short legs.

[panting] Hurry, Piglet.

No time to be brave.

[growling]

Oh, no. Where can we go? What can we do?

How can we hide?

Terrifying, isn't it?

Christopher Robin: Quick, under here.

[growling]

Too late. It's found us.

- [growling] - It's the mummy!

Christopher Robin,

could you please come out and eat your vegetables?

Aw, Mom.

Carrots are so-- so yucky.

True. But they're very good for you.

And we did have a deal,

which is you finish your vegetables

and you can go to the movies.

[sigh]

[sigh]

You gotta bite the carrot, kiddo.

All right.

Carrots, do your worst.

Yecch!

[gagging]

[clatter]

Oh, Christopher Robin,

speak to us.

Ooh, what a brave, brave thing.

All right, stand back. Stand back.

Give the kid some air.

Mom: Well, you'd better not stay down there

enjoying your lunch too long.

You'll miss your monster movie.

Monster movie?

I thought we were going to see a c-c-cartoon.

[growling]

It certainly has a nice s-smile,

hasn't it?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Yikes! Ooh! Ooh!

Remember, Piglet, it's only a movie.

It's only a movie. It's only a movie.

It's only a m-m-movie. It--

What is it, Pooh?

Hey, look, your guys.

Refresh-a-ments.

Wait here, Piglet.

I'll be right back.

Oh, boy. I hope those guys hurry.

We don't want to miss the part of the movie

where the monster eats the whole city.

The whole c-c-city?

Oh, uh, perhaps we should move to the country.

Nah. It wouldn't matter.

Sometimes movie monsters eat whole countries

and spit out the pits.

They d-d-do?

Oh, no!

Ooh!

Hey, guys, here's all the stuff--

Lose your popcorn, kid?

I'm real sorry, Mr. Usher.

This is a movie theater, not a playground.

Understand?

Yes, sir.

[screaming]

[roaring]

Oh, boy. They call that a monster?

[inhale]

[gibbering]

spider!

Oh, bother.

Where have my honey crunch bars gone to?

[roaring]

Here, candy, candy, candy.

Oh, Pooh, let me help you.

Help! P-P-Pooh!

The spider's going to get me!

Oh! Me!

Spider web!

Oh, there you are, Piglet.

Hold tight.

You'll be free as me in a jiffy.

- Whoops. - Aah!

Eee!

Both: Christopher Robin!

Now how'd you two get so icky-sticky with gum?

Oh. You mean it wasn't the spider?

Ah, Piglet, the spider's not real.

It's only a movie.

[roaring]

It's only a movie. It's only a movie.

It's only a movie. It's only a movie.

Hey, Pooh boy, let's change places

so I can see your half of the movie.

Maybe it's scarier.

All right, Tigger.

Whaah!

Yeee!

Popcorn, Piglet?

Piglet?

Piglet, why are you swimming

in the popcorn?

I don't mean to complain,

but I'm afraid I'm scared.

[roaring]

Oh, don't worry, Piglet. Popcorn can't hurt you.

Oh, no, Pooh. It's the big monsters.

I, uh, well...

th-they don't like me.

Aw.

Birdzilla? That big spider?

Are they bothering you?

Why, they're the saddest excuses for monsters

that ever was. Why, they're nothing.

They ain't even real.

They're n-not real?

Ha ha ha! Of course not, buddy boy.

They're only shadows on the screen.

Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Tigger: Well, I once saw a monster pillage

a house, a block, an entire village.

He ate until he reached his fillage,

but me, I stood right there.

I've seen them 90 stories high.

Seen ones that swim and some that fly.

But I never flinched when they stomped by

♪ 'cause Tiggers don't get scared ♪

♪ So you'll be all right ♪

♪ 'cause it's make-believe ♪

Tigger: It's just a light that shines real bright

and bounces off a screen.

♪ So you'll be all right ♪

♪ And quite safe, too ♪

♪ There's no need to be scared ♪

♪ When a Tigger is there with you ♪

Piglet: But what about the usher?

Pooh: Oh, don't worry, Piglet.

He's not in the movie.

I've seen them rip, I've seen them tear.

I've seen them throw things through the air.

But I stood by without a care

'cause Tiggers don't get scared.

It's just a bunch of movie tricks

to make you think this thing exists.

Tigger: A piece of film is all it is.

There's really nothing there.

♪ So you'll be all right ♪

♪ 'cause it's just make-believe ♪

It's just a light that shines real bright

and bounces off a screen.

♪ So you'll be all right ♪

♪ And quite safe, too ♪

No need a be scared when a Tigger--

Or Pooh.

And don't forget Christopher Robin, too.

♪ There's nothing to fear ♪

♪ When your friends are here with you ♪

See you in the Hundred Acre Woods!

Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Oh, boy. That was great!

Hey, you guys, remember that big spider?

[babbling]

Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Yeah. And Birdzilla.

Raah! Raah! Raahr! Raah!

Hey, let's make our own monster movie,

a really scary one.

S-S-Scarier than the one we--

[gulp]-- just saw?

Aw, it'll be our movie, Piglet.

There's nothing to be scared of.

Well, [chuckle],

as long as it's only a movie.

Christopher Robin,

are you sure heroes always wear white scarves?

They do in the movies, Pooh Bear.

The white scarf makes them heroes.

Oof!

You may be the hero in this picture,

buddy bear, ha ha,

but I'm gonna be the monster.

And, uh, and, uh,

w-what sort of monster might that be, Tigger?

Ha ha ha ha! I'm not telling.

It would ruin the surprise.

Well, TTFN: ta-ta for now.

Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Christopher Robin, may I play the part

of the very small animal who...hides under his bed?

But we need you. Don't we, Pooh?

That's right.

You have a part that's even more important

than-- than Tigger's monster.

I do?

Yes, Piglet.

Although it's not quite as important as the hero.

It's still very important.

Really? Oh, what is it, Pooh?

Uh, what is it, Christopher Robin?

You, Piglet,

are the one who gets chased by the monster.

[gulp]

Oh, d-d-dear.

[ripping, scissors cutting]

[growling]

Oh, boy!

Just wait till those guys get a load of this.

It'll be so scary,

people will come from miles around

just to run away.

Mm-mm-mm!

Behold the ultimate terror,

the ugliest, scariest thing in the world.

A Vegebibble!

Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

[humming]

Mm.

Ah.

So tasty.

[sniff]

Ah.

[Tigger growls]

Hey, what'cha doing, Rabbit?

[muttering]

Ha ha. I wasn't eating it.

Honest. I love my carrots.

I won't ever do it again. I won't ever do it--

Say, what's the matter, Rabbit?

It's only me-- Tigger-- T-I-double Guh-Er.

That spells "Tigger."

That-- That's Tigger's voice!

Aah!

The giant carrot's eaten Tigger!

- Whooh! - No. I'll show you.

[Rabbit wailing]

[grunting]

Hey, the zipper is stuck.

Rabbit, will you--

[wailing]

No, no, come back!

Hey, help me out of this thing!

Hey!

[sobbing] Hey!

And...action.

Oh, help.

I will save you.

Oh, help.

I will save you.

That's great.

All right, Piglet, now you run from the monster.

Uh, Christopher Robin, what monster?

Help!

Help!

Help!

Monster!

- Hey! My film. - Help!

Monster!

Orange Tigger! Giant Carrot!

But, Rabbit, Tigger doesn't even like carrots.

- [Tigger growls] - Aah!

Aah!

- [growling] - [Rabbit continues shouting]

Hi, guys.

Say, can somebody give me a hand?

It's only a movie. It's only a movie.

A monster!

Oh, come on. Somebody help me out of this thing.

Pooh Bear.

Piglet?

Hey, where'd everybody go?

Tigger: Hellooo!

Rabbit: Quick, this way.

Oof!

[panting]

In here. Hide.

Tigger: Hey! Where are you guys?

Oof!

Hellooo!

Come on, guys, please! I need help!

Hellooo!

Uh, P-P-Pooh,

couldn't we do something for Tigger?

Piglet--

you're right.

Think, think. Think.

All right, now remember, when the carrot comes,

you'll frighten him into the hole with the cymbals.

What?

You'll scare the carrot into the hole!

Okay, okay. Ne need to yell.

And, uh, what shall I do with this honey pot, Pooh?

When the carrot falls into the hole,

you'll pour the honey all over it.

[giggling]

Not too much, of course.

And then I'll save Tigger with this.

Ooh, good idea, buddy boy,

but it won't do much with a stuck zipper.

Ooh! The monster!

Uh, Pooh Bear, how am I supposed to know

when to scare it? I can't hear a thing, Pooh Bear.

Pooh Bear? Pooh-- [gasp]

Come on, Pooh boy, quit fooling around.

[gibbering]

I'm stuck! You got to get me out of here! Help!

The honey, Piglet!

Use the honey!

Piglet!

Help!

Someone save Pooh!

I don't want honey! I want to get out of here!

[shouting]

- [crash] - That's my tail.

Piglet: What did you say?

[scuffling]

Help! Help!

Oh, my.

It's not moving.

Good. Let's bury it before it wakes up.

Hey! You're getting my costume all dirty.

Costume?

C-C-Costume?

Yeah. It was my scary costume

for Christopher Robin's movie.

[laughing] Why-- Why, so it is.

It's only a costume.

[laughing]

It's only a costume.

Oh ho ho!

You see, Piglet?

It wasn't a monster. It w--

Oh.

Piglet?

Why, Piglet, what's wrong?

Oh, nothing, Pooh.

You're a hero. You-- You saved us.

But me-- [sniffle]--

I was too scared to help you.

Oh, we were all scared, Piglet.

But it's all right now.

No, Pooh. When I thought you were in danger,

I couldn't even help you.

No one needs a friend who's always afraid.

It's only a costume, and I let it scare me.

[pounding on door]

[gasp]

Piglet!

Are you home?

I brought you a cheering up present:

my hero scarf.

Thank you, Pooh, but-- [sniffle]--

I'm no hero.

But Christopher Robin said

this scarf would make you a hero.

Remember?

No, Pooh. Not only am I a very small animal,

I'm a worthless, no-good, can't-even-save-my-best-friend

type of animal.

You don't want to be friends with a fraidy cat.

Goodbye, Pooh Bear.

[sniffling]

[crying]

Oh, my poor friend Piglet.

I shall have to get Christopher Robin's advice

for cheering him up.

It was only a costume, after all.

[thunder]

Help!

Oh, help!

Help, Piglet! Help!

Pooh Bear!

Piglet! Piglet! Piglet!

Whoa!

Tigger! Rabbit! Christopher Robin!

The Hero Scarf.

♪♪ [fanfare]

I'll save you, Pooh Bear!

Whoops.

Oh, d-d-dear.

[grunting]

If you wouldn't mind terribly, M-M-Mr. Monster,

could you please let go of my best friend Pooh?

Whoa!

Piglet. You saved me.

I did?

Yes, Piglet. You're a real hero.

I am?

Oh, yes.

Just wait till everyone hears about this.

Raah!

Christopher Robin: Psst. Pooh, you're on.

Oh, help. Oh, help.

Oh, help!

I'll save you, Pooh.

Now, Mr. Monster,

you leave my friend alone.

[gasp]

[yelping]

I ain't never dressing up

in anything bigger than myself again.

Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

- [cheering] - Hooray!

Hooray for Piglet!

Splendid.

Oh, my. Wonderful!

Hurray!

Here's a real hero.

Ah, it was only a movie.

Well...

I suppose we don't have to be afraid of carrots anymore.

[giggling] Not after the brave thing Piglet did.

Yeah, but Mom's got a freezer full of broccoli

waiting to invade tomorrow's dinner.

Uh, Christopher Robin,

if it's all the same to you,

could we skip dinner-- [giggling]--

and have breakfast instead?

Silly old bear.