All language subtitles for The.Real.Housewives.Of.Beverly.Hills.S08E13.WEBRip.x264-ION10

You ladies have a nice day?

- I did. What did I do?

I worked out this morning,

and I'm tired from working out.

- Me too. That's all I did.

- Hey!
- Hello, everyone.

- How are you?
- Hi.

- Hello, guys.
- Hello.

- Are you okay?

- Teddi, why don't you
fill everyone in?

- You want
to bring everybody in?

You go ahead and tell it
however you'd like.

[intense music]

You pretending that it's full
amnesia right now is confusing.

- Don't ever say I'm pretending,

'cause I'm not pretending.
I'm telling you the truth;

I don't remember saying that.

Don't ever say that to me again.

♪ ♪

- I don't think you were
badmouthing or bashing.

- Let me make this very clear.

Let me help you... - Okay.

- With your issues.

- What do you give a (BLEEP)
what I have to say?

- Are you joking me?

- Don't ever, ever
do that to me.

♪ ♪

- Teddi.
- No.

- Teddi, you are not going...

Teddi, you are not going home.

- I'm out of here.
Leave me alone.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [gasps]

Oh, hello.

- I feel like
I've been transported

into, like, another time.

- Did you know
that Marilyn Monroe lived here?

- No.
- For three or four years.

- Well, where was that room
when I needed...

- Right? Oh, you look cute.

- Thank you.
- You look gorg.

- Thanks. So do you.

- Hi! Nice to see you.
- Nice to see you too.

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God, yay.
- Hi, gorgeous.

- I'm so excited to see you.

Both: Hi!

- Oh, my God, thank you so much.

You look gorgeous.
- You look beautiful.

- So do you.

- Did you just come from work?

- I did.
- Awesome.

I love Eileen.

She just absolutely is
a pillar of strength.

She says it the way it is.

And she did get me the job
at "Y&R."

You know, like, how do you
think I keep looking this way?

It's like every morning,
I look into a mirror,

and I'm like, you know,

"You're 25. You're 25.
You're 25."

You should try it.

- I have to go. Isn't she great?

- And she helped me through,
like a real friend does.

What's going on?
- Just working, you know?

Working, hanging out
with my family,

and doing my thing.

- I feel the loss of Eileen
in our group,

because she has been working
like a fiend,

doing "Young & the Restless"

and "Days of Our Lives"
at the same time.

And so guess who's the oldest
in the group?

Lisa Vanderpump.

I just love that.

- Can I have an Arnold Palmer?
- Arnold Palmer?

- Yes, please. Thank you.

- Could I just ge a very cold...

You know what I'm gonna say.

- Very cold, very dry
glass of chardonnay.

- Yeah, or just white wine.

It doesn't have to be
chardonnay.

- And some ice cubes too.

- Thank you.
- Thanks.

- How are all the boys?

- Duke is back here.

He's doing the World Poker Tour,

his own little, like,
30-second gambling segment.

So he's learning
from the ground up.

And then Vinny's back
from college.

- And he's done with school?
- He's done.

- So now you've only got...
- How'd that happen?

- Your baby to get through.
- Yes.

And now we're going
into high school.

I have to know what's going on
with the other chicks.

- We both wanted to move on
with Dorit and move forward,

so we did, both of us.

- Yeah, we did.

- I had a talk with her.

- I'm sorry I'm laughing.

- I think we may be
making progress.

- We're making progress.
- You are?

- Yes.
- Okay.

- She's open to it.

- So what happened?
- Nothing.

- Nothing got weird?
- Nothing got weird.

- Okay.

- No, it's been good.

- I don't know what's going on,

because nothing's weird.

- We are darn serious.

Like, I'm fine.

- Right.
- We're okay.

- We're confused.
- Things are fine for us.

- We're confused.
- Hello?

- Eileen, I'm just as surprised
as you are.

What's going on?

- So everything's good
with you and Dorit?

- Pinch me. Pinch me. Pinch me.

- Yes.
- Good.

- Here's the thing.

She and Dorit
worked their thing out,

so she invited me down
to go shopping.

- I swear to God I'm
sexually aroused right now.

- I told you that!

I told you my dick got hard.

I'm telling you.

She and I
put our differences aside.

I don't want to talk about it
ever again.

- I feel the same way.

Luckily, Dorit and I connected.

We're both Cancers.

We both have big mouths.

We both like to talk a lot.

We both can't shut up.

And she's funny, and, you know,

I never thought I'd say this

in a million... ing years,

but here I am saying it.

- You know, you guys
all sound so evolved.

You're just working it out.

- What the hell's gonna happen?

- The other shoe's gonna drop
any minute.

- I don't know.
Something always happens, but...

- It's gonna have to be
a big, fat f'ing boot.

That's what's gonna happen.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Mo?
- Dinner ready?

- Yeah.
- Hey, Dad!

Do you want ice?
- Yeah, my love.

- Look what I made for you.
- What is that?

- If you don't know it is,
that's a problem.

- They're gumballs?

- [laughs]

Honey, that's supposed
to be falafel.

- It's a falafel.

- Here, I'm gonna... I'm gonna
bring this over here.

- Yeah, bring it here.
- Make life easier.

- For sure.

- Talk to me. What's happening?

Oh, I picked up
some of this furniture...

I went furniture shopping
with Faye today.

- Yeah? For the house here?

- Yes, I saw
some gorgeous, like,

more modern-looking
chandeliers for here.

- Yeah.
- Well, if we stay.

Since I am renovating
my house...

[hammer pounding]

My kids are gonna start
moving out one by one

with all this hammering.

- I know.

- I wanted a little more
of a modern, fresh feel.

So I saw a listing

on the Agency website.

So I said to my husband,

"I want to go see this house

just to look at their floors."

That's all I wanted to do.

And Mauricio and I
both went together

and went, "Oh, my gosh."

- I never even thought

that I was gonna even be having
a discussion about moving.

I mean, after everything that
we've been doing and planning

and all the craziness,
I'm not sure I want to move.

I got to be honest with you.

It's a real tough one for me.

Let's go through, like,
pros and cons of both.

For me, this house is so me,
and it's so comfortable.

I feel... - Safe.

- Happy. I feel safe.

I'm about to remodel it
to, like, perfection,

to exactly what you want.

- Yeah, the con is
living through that.

- But that's not a big deal.
That passes.

- They said that could be
four months.

That means six months, for sure.

We have to leave
for a long time.

And then a part of me
kind of thinks,

"Why are we doing all that

when this other home has
everything we wanted anyway?"

- Right.
- I have a confession.

- What?
- I drive by it every day.

- [laughs]

- I'm always so set in my ways.

The fact that I'm even open

to moving to a new home
feels like, "Okay,

"I'm making little changes
about myself.

I'm gonna look at this
like an adventure."

- I think what we should do

is go back there
later on this week,

look at it again,
spend some time.

What's your vote?

Hers is the only vote
that matters.

- I want to move,
because I get a chance

to reorganize my room.

[laughter]

I mean...

- So we should move
our entire home

and our entire life

because you've made a mess
of your room.

- Yeah.

- Got it.

Deal's done.
There's the decision.

♪ ♪

- Hello.

- Hi, there.
How can I help you today?

- I was hoping to get
a pedicure for myself,

and then my friend wants
a manicure.

- Great. I can totally
take care of that.

- Hi.

Oh, these are fancy seats.

Hi. - Hi.

- How are you?
I heard you've been sick also.

- I know. It's like...

It's crazy, right?

I definitely listen to my body,

and sometimes you feel
a little bit sick

and you're like,
"Oh, maybe a workout.

I'll sweat it out."

And then sometimes you're like,
"No.

There's no moving here."

- I went to Whole Foods
while I was in New York,

and I got everything
you can possibly get.

And guess what?
I still got sick.

- Yeah.

Have you seen anybody
since you got back?

- I had dinner with Dorit
the other night

for the first time by ourselves.

[laughs]

- And how was it?
- It was fun.

It was really fun.

- You know, I was excited
about seeing you and...

- Likewise.
- Yeah.

- I was thinking I want
to get everybody together

for drinks on Saturday
so we can just catch up.

- Okay, good.
Good to have you back.

- Thank you! Aw.

My God.

It's so lovely.

- Should we tongue now?
- [screams]

- [laughs]
- No!

You know, you weren't around
last year,

but Dorit and I,
you would never, ever

have expected us to be alone
at a dinner table.

Were people doing coke
in your bathroom?

- Oh, come on.

After you go through
something like that,

all you can do is move on.

You know, I'm enjoying
getting to know her

on a level that is not
aggressive and negative.

And... you know?

- Do you think she's put it
behind her?

- I mean, it seems like it.

- I think what I have
a hard time

is when I feel like
somebody thinks one thing

but something else is going on.

Um...

I'm feeling anxious

having this conversation
with you right now.

- Are you?
- It's nothing about you and I.

It's just something about
that I've heard

in regards to you.

Um...

So after Vegas, I had a dinner

with PK and Dorit
and my husband.

- Okay.

- Long and short is,

at that dinner,
I said, you know,

"It seems like
you and Lisa Rinna

have a good relationship."

And she and PK
kind of went into, like,

a rehashing of your
whole issues, you and her.

- Can I ask what they said?

- Essentially,
as they're laying it out,

PK threw out there, like,

"I think Lisa Rinna could be
schizophrenic or maybe"...

- Oh, he's already said that.

- Okay, so he...

- Oh, he's said that
full out to many...

- So then he said that to Dorit.

- Yeah.

- And at the end
of the conversation,

I said, "You guys had
the apology in Vegas.

How do you feel about it
right now?"

So long and short,
do you believe her?

- Oh, please.

- Well, that's too bad.

I thought that we could both
move on,

because I have moved on.

And I just had dinner
with Dorit,

and things were perfectly fine.

So where is this coming from?

It doesn't make any sense to me.

You can't fight that.
You know what I mean?

Like, if you're gonna go
and say those kinds of things,

that's on you.

I really feel like I have been
really honest and open

and wanting to move on.

- It was just a pattern

of so many things
that I had seen from Dorit

that lead me to tell Lisa Rinna.

- I really don't like
what Rinna did to me at all.

And, you know, she can be
very horrible.

- Do you think that she knows

that a lot of the conversations
revolve around her?

- She knows who she is,
and she knows what she's done.

She's one person one minute,

and then she's another person
another minute,

and she's got rage and regret,
rage and regret.

- Maybe I selfishly said it
for me.

I just felt fake looking at her,

hearing what I had heard.

It doesn't matter
how much time passed.

I felt like a liar,
and I'm not a liar.

- It's not a big deal for me.

You know, it's not like,
"Oh, my God."

- Okay.

- "Oh, jeez."

Trust me; there's been
other things

that have been...

- Okay.
- Much bigger.

On another note, I'm gonna get

all the girls together
on Saturday for drinks.

- [laughing] Perfect.

Great! - Yeah!

- Should be...

- So we can all catch up
and have a really good time.

We're gonna have early drinks.

I hope you can come.

- Counting down the moments.

- Coming up...

- Come here.
Stick the booty out.

Beautiful, beautiful.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- How many times have you shot
at this studio?

- Um, for, like,
the last eight years.

[laughs]

- It has good vibes here.

Good vibes always.

- We've been shooting here
for a while.

- Push to...
- Push to the book cover.

- Book cover, baby.

- It's important
for the book cover

to leap out and grab you.

I woke up this morning,
and I thought,

"You know what? I'm gonna shoot
the cover of my book."

- [laughs]

- It's important
that it catches your eye.

You want to know what's inside.

You want to delve inside
and read my personal story.

It's important that it's
a little over the top.

- I think we can do that.
- I do too.

You know,
for lack of a better word,

it has to be kind of pop art.

- Yeah, I agree.
- Good.

I'm glad to hear you say that.

Simon & Schuster's been
so great.

They've let me really

have creative control

over the cover of my book.

- How's the book going?

- The book's... I just got
a new chapter.

- Really?
- Yeah.

It's about money. It's cute.

I was just getting ready...

I was actually just reading it
before.

It's right here.

You write an entire chapter
about money

when you're blowing
a lot of money.

You want to look good?
Costs money.

- Louis Vuittons?

- No.

- Versace.
- Versaces.

You want to go perform
and have fun?

Costs money.

♪ My kitty's like a python ♪

♪ Tick-ticking
like a time bomb ♪

You want to make records?
It costs money.

- Oh, yeah, girls!

- Everything costs money.

This sh... is expensive.

- Okay, so good luck.

Come in a little tighter,
which...

Yes, perfect.

Touch your chin down.

Beautiful. Don't move.

- When you do a shoot like this,

you're always gonna go through

a million different set-ups
and costumes

till you get the perfect look.

We're starting off
with the see-through catsuit.

- Come here.
Stick the booty out.

Beautiful, beautiful.

- This photo shoot
most definitely

makes the book more real.

This is what people
are gonna see.

It's what
they're gonna remember,

so you have to make a statement.

And so that's why
it's so important

to get it right.

- All right,
we're good with this.

- I think we're really good.

- I think we covered
this one and all these.

- Yeah,
there's some pretty ones.

- No, there's some
pretty ones in there.

- It's a good warm-up.

♪ ♪

- All right, let's go do this.

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God, PK.
- What?

- I can't go up.
- Come on, bubba.

It's 'cause you're carrying
a bag that's like a suitcase.

- No, it's not because of that.

- You're very
red, white, and blue today,

very English.

- I... no, very American.

- Hi, guys. Welcome back.

- How are you, Ryan?
- Hey, brother.

- Good to see you.
- Good to see you too.

- Everything good?
- Everything's great.

- I've spent endless hours

in full design mode...

Endless days, weeks, months
on this collection.

This is the one;
this is the style

we're talking about
for that fabric,

which I love.

- You guys
have not met Soozie yet.

Both: No.

- Soozie is
the head designer here.

- Hi.
- It's nice to meet you.

- Hi, Soozie.
- Ryan, show us the factory.

- This is so exciting! [gasps]

My factory, baby. - [chuckles]

- So this is our home
away from home, basically.

- This is where
it all takes place.

When we get fully busy
in season,

all of these machines
are filled.

Straps, packaging,
everything happens here.

- PK, you know,
you didn't know me

at this point in my life,

but this, for me, is the sound

that I've heard most, probably,
in my life,

sound of the sewing machine
and the smell of the fabrics.

- Its actual creation.

- Now that we have
a manufacturer,

it's very important that we
keep the momentum going,

because everybody needs to know
what they're in charge of

and what they need to do.

- Are we having
our meeting here,

or are we having it
in the office?

- We're having it here.
- Are we?

- Yeah.
- Oh, fun.

- PK and I are partners.

My money is his money.
His money is my money.

That's the way it is.

But it was difficult to digest

all the changes
that PK had made.

- I think that your best chance
of success

is to move the price point down.

And I know you're going to be
a bit disappointed;

I don't like the name Nava
for the swimwear.

- But PK is such a visionary.

He is a successful businessman.

And I feel so lucky
that I actually get that advice

for free, nonetheless.

- So the color scheme
for this first collection,

I pared it down to really just

the gold, the rose gold,
the black, the white.

- Before I met PK,

I poured all of my money
into my company.

This time around,
Ryan is a partner.

Boy George has also invested
in the line.

- Keep a really simple, clean
aesthetic, you know?

Sexy but comfortable,

the feeling of
what is Beverly Beach.

- It's really interesting
that you chose gold.

- Gold...
- I love gold.

- Rose gold.
- He didn't choose gold.

I chose gold. I chose rose gold.

- It's really interesting
the way Dorit chose gold.

[laughter]

- We wanted to be true
to who you are.

- Yeah.
- You know?

- This feels like it's my brand.

It's fun, but it's got
this sort of class.

- Totally, and that's what was
important to us as well.

- Yes, kind of a blossomed idea

of what I initially had thought.

- It's a great thing, isn't it?

I mean, Ryan's brilliant
at what he does.

I'm beyond brilliant.

And it's a growth thing.

We talk about it. It develops.

- Am I brilliant?

- You're part of
the beyond brilliant.

[laughter]

- Of course I can always
fire PK if I want to.

But I still have to sleep
with him at night.

[laughs]

I know PK comes in
when things are started.

He's not an embryonic-stage...

- I run the last three yards
through the finishing line

and go, "Yes, I did it.
I did the whole thing.

It's me. Everything was me."

- And yet here we are
doing development.

- "Everything was me."
- Exactly.

- Coming up...

- Teddi, the whole thing

is about taking accountability.

- I can't wait
till it's reversed

and it's on you.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[doorbell rings]

♪ ♪

- Hey.
- Hello, honey.

- Come on in. How are you?

Oh, nice to see you.

- Nice to see you,
my fellow Gucci girl.

- Yeah.
- Oh, Erika.

I think... who was I talking to?

- We're going this way.

- Rinna.
- Oh, my God, did you see her?

- I did. I did.

- Cool.
- Yeah.

No, it was really nice
to see her.

You know what? She's...

I haven't... we haven't seen...

Wow! [gasps]

- Well, it's just I didn't know
if you were hungry or not.

But I thought we'd have
a glass of champagne and chat

because I never have you over
to my house alone, so...

- Erika. I'm so impressed.

- Oh, God, please.

- Wow. Thank you very much.

And look. And Cristal?
- Why not?

- Well, Erika knows
how to host a guest.

Serving champagne
in an actual champagne glass.

Yes, thank you.

- Yeah, so this is Pump.

So this was just, like,
a car park.

I mean, it was totally empty.

So... - It's beautiful.

- Anyway, let's just sit here.

I need a glass of... I'm going
to have the Vanderpump rosé

just because I'm biased.

- I'll have the same.
- Okay.

And I'll join you.

- [laughs] You'd like to.

- Yes. [chuckles]

- Here's to you.
- To you.

- Here's to our friendship.

- To our friendship, absolutely.

And all the great things...
- To come.

- That we both have going on.

Both: Mm.

- Which I'm so excited to hear

about what's going on,
how your book is progressing.

- It's going good.

I just shot the cover
of my book,

and I've enjoyed the process.

You know
what I've really enjoyed?

My girlfriends and my mom
and my close friends, like,

they will all send me pictures
and things.

"Remember this?"

And I remember it one way.

They have their,
you know, memories.

So it becomes, like, this
complete circle of events,

and it's really nice.

I'm talking about, like,
going back

to when I was 18, 19.

When were you completely over
and divorced the second time,

with my step-father?

- Like, the spring of '83.

- You know what I put
in the book?

I put in the book
that he beat you to the bank

and pulled all the money
out of the account.

- Oh, God.
- [laughs]

- Yeah, what a piece of sh...

- [laughs]

It's gonna be fun.

I mean, I've got
a lot of work to do,

but, like I said, chapter
by chapter, it's coming.

What about you? Where are you
with the swimwear?

- Well, you know,
remember I slightly mentioned

that there were some changes.

- Yeah, to the name
and stuff like that.

I know it was Nava.
- It was Nava.

- And now it's changed, right.

- Ready for it?
- Yeah, I'm ready.

- Oh, my gosh, and I love it.

- Okay, tell me.

- Call it Beverly Beach.

What do you think of that?

- Beverly Beach.

- That's kind of cute.

- By Dorit.

- Beverly Beach by Dorit.

- It's an imaginary place

where you can go
and wear swimwear,

have a candlelit dinner
without candles.

- It is this fictional place.

It's magical. - Yeah, of course.

- It's special,
and you can see it.

- And it also frees you up
to create anything you want,

quite honestly, Dorit.

- Exactly.

- 'Cause anything could be
Beverly Beach.

- It's a lifestyle. Moving on.

Lisa's party was, like,
a little bit "pile on Dorit."

Lisa and Teddi had a little gag.

I don't know if you were there
or you saw it.

- Wait, what was it?

- Her and Teddi had planned
this before I got there.

- I apologize; this is
the only clean glass we have.

- [laughs]

- I'm not drinking this rosé
out of this glass!

What, are you crazy?

Well, they're very close now.

- Why, because they
ride horses together?

- I guess so.

Well, she calls her
"Teddi Bear."

- Yeah, I noticed that.

- All right, Teddi Bear.

Yeah, my birthday.
I mean, it was fun.

What do you think?
- I don't know.

I mean, one, it was beautiful.

- What about
when I gave Dorit the...

- That was pretty funny.
- Green glass.

I mean, I wanted it to be enough

that she would suss it
but not too much.

- But she knew...
Like, soon as she, like,

had the glass in her hand,
I just started to look up,

and she was like...

- "Yeah, I gotcha."

[both laugh]

- Wait, wait, wait.

Am I detecting a little...

- A little jealousy?
A little needy...

- My God, you guys
are so... ing... I can't.

- Erika.
- What?

- Absolutely.

I was being needy
of her love and attention.

- I hate you!

Ugh.

I can't.

- Which is why...

- Oh! Dorit,
I'm so disappointed in you.

- You know, when you love
someone, you love.

- It's not great for anyone
to want or need

anyone's, you know,
love or attention.

That shouldn't be the basis
of your friendship.

In my opinion, everyone
should be more independent.

- Dorit wants to know exactly
what I said in New York,

why I said it.

She's upset that I shared
that information with Kyle.

We need to have a conversation

where other people
aren't involved.

I really don't like having

serious conversations
with people

in front of an audience.

- Nor do I.

Because people chime in,
and then you get confused.

- For me, a serious conversation

is meant for two people
to figure out

if they can get through it.

- Yeah.

- And you have
everybody else's opinions

and dramatizing everything.

- So where are you with Lisa?

- We're good. We're fine.

We've moved past it.

You know, she'll continue to,
you know, make light of it...

- Well, she's gonna continue
to punish you for it.

- As far as Teddi's concerned,

even when she says to me,
you know,

"I really like you, Dorit,"

but I feel like sometimes
when we engage in conversation,

it goes around
and around and around.

- Okay.

- I'm thinking to myself,

"Why don't you pick up a mirror
and look into it?"

- Ooh, you feel the same way.

- Oh, my God, Erika.

- And what did she say
when you said that?

- Well, I didn't
at that moment, because...

- Well, you have to next time.

- I'm just thinking in my head,
like, "Are you joking me?"

- She's making you feel
accountable.

- It was a... yes.

Teddi needs to stop trying
to be my accountability coach.

If I wanted one, I'd hire one.

You know what they say
about opinions.

- Oh, my God, you're having
issues with everyone but me.

What's going on?

Is the world coming to an end?

- Everyone but you
and Lisa Rinna.

- Such a... ing bizarre thing.

- Crazy frickin' world.

- Coming up...

- What do you think, though?

What do you feel?

Are you feeling it?

There's another offer on it,

so we have to make a decision
relatively quick.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I love this entrance.
Don't you?

- I love it.

- It's kind of cool,

the way it wraps around
and the topiary.

What do you call these things?

- Hedges? I don't know.

- It's got such a good vibe
to it.

- I know; it feels like
a happy house.

- Yeah.
- I like happy houses.

Oh, I love these floors!

- This is what we're doing
at our old house.

- Except shiny.

- Except for shiny. Exactly.

- I kind of like it.

- It's got kind of the same vibe

we're trying to do there, right?

Except where it's kind of
just larger.

- Bigger.

This house has six bedrooms
in the main house

and two in the guest house,

a beautiful dining room
and a theater room

and a beautiful center island
in the kitchen.

There's room
for all of my girls,

all five of my dogs,

and maybe babies one day.

Not mine.

My kids' babies.

How much of this stuff is
original from 1896 or whatever?

- I think a lot of it.

Like, you see these moldings
right there?

That's for sure original.

- This basically has everything

that my other house didn't.

It's my house but bigger.

I have more property
and more space behind gates.

So it still has
that homey feeling that I love

but just a better version.

- Check out this backyard.

I can't get over it.
It's amazing.

- I can't get over it either.

- I mean, it's just fantastic.

Oh!

- What do you think, honey?

- It's a hard call.

I mean, we're doing
so much work to our house,

and I love our house,
and I think it's amazing.

- I know.

- I mean, it's not like
you just pick up and leave

every time you see
a pretty house.

- I don't.

You've shown me lots of houses

that you wanted me to consider,

and I said no
to every single one of them.

- I know.
- This is the first one that...

- This house has
such good energy to it.

- The first one that I feel,
like, that feeling,

like I can make this my home.

- Right.

- In this town,

if there's a great property,

especially if it's unique
like this, it'll be gone,

so you have to move fast,

which is why
I'm feeling the pressure.

I don't have the luxury
to sit back

and go, "Well, I don't know.

Let me think about it
for a month or two."

No, I have to move fast,
or it'll be gone.

- What do you think, though?

What do you feel?
Are you feeling it?

There's another offer on it,

so we have to make a decision
relatively quick.

[laidback music]

- Jaggy?

How was karate yesterday?

Show Mommy your new moves.

What did you learn?

Like this?

[phone ringing]

Hi, Teddi.

- Hey, how are ya?

- I'm good. How are you?

- I'm good, thanks.

So I was just calling.

I thought maybe
you and I should have a chat.

You know,
so do you want me to...

Going to get drinks tomorrow?

- Yeah, I'm supposed to.

- So I didn't know
if I could pick you up

and we could chat before.

You know, for me,
I'd rather just have

a one-on-one conversation
with you.

- All right, sounds good.

I'll talk to you on Saturday.

- Okay.
- All right, bye.

[sighs]

Let's have a conversation.

How about a conversation?
How about a conversation?

- I want to thank you
for coming today.

You ladies have a nice day?

- I did. What did I do?

I worked out this morning,

and I'm tired from working out.

- Me too. That's all I did.

- Hi.
- Hello.

- Hi.
- Hello.

- You look nice.
- So do you.

- You're gonna be so jelly...

- Oh, my God, you're back.

- I am. Hello, darling.

- Things have been so quiet.

- I know. I bet they have.

- And thank you for my flowers.

- You're so welcome.
Happy belated.

- Wait, do you want
to be jealous?

- No, I want to say hello
to Erika first.

I have plenty of time
for jealousy...

- Okay.

- Was there, like,
a secret memo?

- Yes, but you didn't get it.

- Oh, I know. I know, right?

- You look pretty?
- Thank you.

I do. - Yeah, you do.

- Okay, now I'm gonna
make you jealous.

- How are pretty.
- [laughs]

- They're great.

- I saw them at Barney's.

- Well, you didn't buy them.

- I didn't buy them.

- Hi!

- Would you ladies like to begin

with some sparkling water
or still?

- I'm going to have a margarita.

- Sure.
- I'd like an iced tea.

- Perfect.

- So did I tell you
I got the house?

I close escrow in two weeks.

- You said you wouldn't buy it
without showing it to me.

- I had to move fast,

because there was
another offer and...

Luckily, I know

the best real estate agent
in the business,

because when we were deciding

whether we were going
to buy this house or not,

we found out that we had
to make a decision quickly.

There were a few other people
that wanted to buy the house,

so I had to move it.

I can't wait for everybody
to just come see it.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- How are you?

- How are you?
- Good, thanks.

You are 30 minutes late.

I was told 4:15.
You look beautiful.

- Thank you. So do you.

- Ooh, jeez.

[laughter] Sorry.

Oh.

- So...

- Clearly, there's stuff
that needs to be said.

- Well, I mean,
long and short of it,

I don't want to make
a bigger deal of it

than it is.

[sighs]

- Coming up...

- She thinks that she's not
creating this big mess

that sort of ensues

after she makes
these throw-away comments.

There's Camille.

There's Camille. - Hey!

Hello, everyone. - How are you?

- Hi, Camille.
- Everyone looks

gorgeous today.

- How's everything?
- Good.

I haven't seen you ladies
in a while.

- I know.

- Hello, guys.

Where are we sitting?

- Hello. Are you okay?

- Yeah.

- Yeah?

I've dealt with Dorit

the way I saw fit.

That is so pretty.

- There's the eclipse in it.

- We talk about the eclipse
in our relationship.

- Is there an eclipse
in our relationship?

- There was a little blight.
- Really?

- We were in the shade
for a little while.

- Oh, I didn't see that.

- I mean, I love Dorit.

Absolutely, I forgive Dorit.

And I've already moved on.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- How's it going?
- It's going.

You well? - Good, yeah.

- Hello, would you like
something to drink

at the moment, besides water?

- A Grey Goose on the rocks
with a splash of club soda.

- Sure.

- Can I just have a glass
of Prosecco, please?

- I want to come sit
next to Teddi for a minute.

No, I was saying I have
to leave soon anyway, so...

- Oh, okay.
- I'll say hi over here.

It's okay.

Tonight I am going
to see "Hamilton,"

and tickets were not easy
to get,

so there is no way

that I am going to miss
taking Portia to this.

- Girls? Girls?

Speaking of eating,
my mom is coming into town,

and I would love
to invite you all to lunch.

- Lois!
- Oh!

- Lunch for Lois.
- Oh, my God!

- I love Lois.

- I'm so excited
to meet your mom, Lisa.

- She will make us all laugh.

- Okay, guys.

Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.

Going to see "Hamilton"
with Portia.

- I'm going to see your house
this week.

- Yes, I'll take you
to my house.

I'll see you guys later.
- See you later.

- Please try to behave.

- Bye. Have fun.

- Are you upset with me
about the gag?

- No.
- Okay.

Really... okay, good.

- No.
- Whoa.

- What is that?

- It was just a joke.
I just thought... ugh.

- I'm not upset with you, honey.

- Fantastic.

- I thought things were done
between us,

so when things come up
months later...

- But it came as a joke,
because...

- As we discovered today,
it's like...

- I give up. This is why.

- It's weird, but...

- What did you discover today?

Do you want
to fill everybody in?

- Oh, right. Oh.

Teddi, why don't you
fill everyone in?

- No, because truthfully, Dorit,

I didn't want to talk about this

with anybody
other than you and Lisa,

which is why
I kept it in the car,

and I asked us to drop it.

You want to bring everybody in?

You go ahead and tell it
however you'd like.

I wanted to protect Lisa Rinna

but not repeating this story

over and over and over again.

But once again, here goes Dorit.

- I think, when you say
the things

that you've said to me
in the car,

it's very difficult.

- [sighs] So after Vegas,

you and I had a conversation
about Lisa Rinna.

You had us over,
and PK was like,

"Oh, you know,
she's schizophrenic."

You're laughing.

You're saying she's full
of rage and regret.

Lisa Rinna and I are getting
a pedicure the other day,

and she'll telling me how,
since Vegas,

everything's been amazing
with you,

and I cannot even
look her in the eye.

- You just feel like
you needed to kind of talk

about a conversation
that happened three months ago

over dinner that was in passing.

Is that what you're saying?

It's not nice to think

that you're starting sh...
With friends of mine.

It's not nice to think

that you're trying
to restart something

with someone
that I've had issues with

and we're working...

- I'm not trying to restart.

- No, no, no,
for whatever reason,

you think your hands are clean.

You're not quite realizing
that you're starting fires.

I don't like this.

And it's sort of now been
a theme with her

where she inserts herself

and she thinks that she's not
creating this big mess

that sort of ensues

after she makes
these throw-away comments.

- Probably what's even odd
about it

is because you waited so long.

- Because I had... you had never
talked to me about Dorit.

It made me feel uncomfortable.

I'm sorry it did.

- I do not think

that Teddi is trying
to stir things up

between me and Dorit.

She's just trying
to do the right thing.

She is in a pool of sharks,

and she's like a baby dolphin.

So in thinking about it today,
it happened

how many months ago?

- Three.
- It happened

right after Vegas.
- Okay, right after Vegas.

I think we've come
a long way since then.

- That's what I said to her.

I'm like, "Are you joking me?"

- So that's what I said
in the car.

I even said,
"Lisa is not upset at you."

- I'm not.

- But what I'm upset about...

See, this is a pattern.

- I really I don't give a sh...

They've said much worse,

by the way.

- This is your friend.

- Your response, Dorit, was,

"She is 100% rage and regret.

That is that woman."

- Teddi, let me make this
very clear.

Let me help you... - Okay.

- With your issues.

- Lisa and I are fine.
- Great, good.

- We're good.
- Perfect.

- Teddi, as much as I like her,

is guilty of really
bringing up something

that should have been dead
and buried.

And for her to ignite
the conversation

probably wasn't
the smartest move.

But maybe she wanted
to clear the air.

I think we've all been guilty
of that.

Teddi is very moderated,

and she's very... her whole thing
is about taking accountability.

So if she sees any loose ends,

that's what she wants to tie up.

That's who she is.
- Are you kidding me?

She needs to tie up loose ends?

Is that the way
you interpret it?

- I don't think she's...

- I can't wait
till it's reversed

and it's on you.

And I guarantee
our conversation's going to be

very different
from what you're saying.

- I'm okay with you,

and that's all I care about
right now.

- She must be clever enough
to know what it actually does.

- I think Dorit's time
might be up with Vanderpump

as the pet puppy,

because a newer, younger
version has come along.

[laughs]

- How do you feel
about where you stand

in this group of new friends?

- To be honest, in this moment,

I'm not thinking about
where I stand.

In this moment, truthfully,

I wanted to have
a real conversation with Dorit

and end it and feel more like

I'm not having to sit
in a conversation

and defend something
that I didn't say,

something that you said,
that I wanted to end.

Put all the blame on me.

It's all my fault.

I said it.
Oh, sh..., no, I didn't.

You did.

- As much as you think

that it all ends
when you decide it ends,

it doesn't.

How does Teddi think

that she can unleash
a bomb like this,

let it explode,

and she just wants
no part of it?

It doesn't work like that,
honey.

- If you said nothing
that you feel guilty about,

then what do you give a (BLEEP)
what I have to say?

- She cares about your...
- Excuse me.

Do you not even just see
what that... the twist of that?

- She feels like
you're starting sh...

That's how she feels. - Exactly.

- Well, I feel like maybe
if she feels that way,

she should stop saying things
that she feels like

would probably hurt
her friend's feelings.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- Bitch, you do not want
to go there.

No one had the interpretation
that you had

the night of New York's dinner.

I may have even said
maybe she was feeling jealous

that I was talking to Kyle.

- Have you said it
to Lisa Vanderpump yet?

- Not yet.

Regardless
of what you guys took,

I mean, I've spoken
to Erika about it.

I've spoken to Lisa Rinna
about it.

And they were
in the same dinner.

No one felt like I was
badmouthing or bashing.

- I don't think you were
badmouthing or bashing.

I didn't say, "Oh, my God,
she's bashing Lisa."

- We never said
you were bashing.

- I never thought that...
- Lisa...

[people talking at once]

- I never...
- Would have hurt my feelings...

- I said, "I would have hurt
her feelings,"

and that is the same thing
Camille said.

And, Erika, in the moment,
you 100% said, "Teddi,

I agree with you; it would have
hurt my feelings."

- Would you feel... ed over
if you were me?

- I would have,
but I am a sensitive person.

- You did avoid that answer,
by the way.

- Yes.
- [laughs]

- I would be a little pissed.
- Yeah, I know.

- The truth is, yes.

Maybe I did. Maybe I didn't.

It's possible.

- You pretending that it's
full amnesia right now

is confusing to me.

- Don't ever say I'm pretending,

'cause I'm not pretending.

I'm telling you the truth;
I don't remember

saying that, don't ever say that

to me again. - Okay.

- Don't (BLEEP) with me
like that.

You don't want that. - Okay.

- Don't ever, ever do that
to me.

♪ ♪

- Come on. Calm down.

- I'm serious. It's okay.

Don't do that.

- Okay.

- You pretending

- You pretending
that it's full amnesia

right now is confusing for me.

- Don't ever say I'm pretending,

'cause I'm not pretending.

I'm telling you the truth;
I don't remember saying that.

Don't ever say that to me again.

- Okay.

- Don't (BLEEP) with me
like that.

You don't want that. Don't.

Don't ever, ever do that to me.

[tense music]

- Come on. Calm down.

- I'm serious.
- Calm down.

- It's okay. Don't do that.

- Okay.

- When you say
"pretend amnesia,"

you're implying that I'm lying

because I don't have
the... ing balls to say,

"I made a mistake."

I simply don't remember.

And I'm tired
of being nice to you.

- Erika, come on.
- I'm okay.

- It comes across a little...

Yeah, a little aggressive.
It does.

I'm telling you...

- I don't think it comes across
aggressive at all.

Saying someone is pretending
to have amnesia...

- You said "pretend."

Don't say I pretend
to have amnesia.

There's no pretending.

- I am the queen
of not remembering.

- Did you or did you not say

that my sister
is close to death?

- I do not ever remember
saying that.

So I don't actually blame Erika

for clapping back at Teddi.

- Lisa, why do you think
she can say things

and not be accountable for them?

- I did not realize that comment

would have upset you
to that point.

- Well, you're basically
calling me a liar.

- No.
- Yeah.

Like all of a sudden

I'm changing my story
for convenience.

No, girl, I told you.
I don't remember, period.

[tense music]

- Let's go. Let's go.

- Yeah.
- Let's go.

♪ ♪

- I'm not the bad guy here.

You're the one that threw it up.

You're the one that wanted
to talk about it.

Here's your response.
Now accept it.

- Bye, babe.
- Are you okay?

- Yeah.

- Stay strong.
Be true to yourself.

Remember that. - I know. I know.

- Well, I can't be bothered
with that.

- Bye, you guys.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- I don't like
when I see someone like that.

You don't understand that you...
I can't handle it, though.

- [tearfully] No, I'm not even
upset about you, Dorit.

- Listen to me.
What are you upset about, then?

Because the thing is, I'm upset.

I'm the one that's upset
with you.

You're not allowed to be upset.

- Teddi?
- No.

- Teddi, you're not going...

Teddi, you're not going...

- I'm out of here.
Leave me alone.

- Teddi...

- You can't push

and not expect someone
to push back.

That's not the way life works.

Hey, Dorit,
just leave that alone.

She's good.
Just leave her alone.

- Oh, sorry.
- Leave her alone.

I'm good, yeah.

- Say what you want about me,

but I still have a heart,

and I can't stand
to see anybody cry.

- Teddi, listen.

I totally understand,
and I've seen it before.

I saw it in Hong Kong
when she blew up at Eileen.

- I didn't mean it that way.

- Don't ever talk
about my kid again.

- But she didn't talk
about your kid.

- I didn't talk about your kid.
- Shut the (BLEEP) up.

- She kept being aggressive
with me,

and I never talk to her
that way,

and she changed her story,

regardless if she remembers
or not.

If you don't remember something,

keep your mouth closed.

- Right,
but I legitimately think

she doesn't remember.

I really do. - And that is fine.

- Because a lot of us
don't remember.

- Then why are you so upset?
- All right.

- If you don't remember,
why are you so upset by it?

- She's upset that you were
strong with her and...

- Well, don't... ing call me
a liar.

- I know. I know. I know.

- Oh, what,
"pretend amnesia," bitch?

- I think Erika will apologize
to Teddi.

Erika's sensitive enough
to go, "Oh,

"I don't like to hurt
her feelings,

didn't mean to necessarily
make her cry."

- I'm not apologizing for it.

Don't ask for it,
'cause you're not gonna get it.

Miss Crybaby.

- It is what it is.

My feelings are hurt

the same way that she hurt
my feelings last time.

She's very good at it.
Golf clap.

- All right, well,
I'm getting out of the car.

- Good night.

- I'm gonna call you
tomorrow, okay?

- Next time on...

- One minute, she's running
around; the next minute..

- That was one of
the biggest shocks of my life,

that she died.
I should have seen it coming.

- Lois, you could teach
a lot to this group.

- Do you all drink a lot?

- I do.
- Depends on the day.

[laughter]

- Are you really having
a seance at your house?

- I am having a seance.

- I have been receiving
phone calls from heaven.

And I call God "Papa God."

I've been doing this piece
on Marilyn Monroe.

She's at the end
of the table there.

- I had a lifetime as a boy,

and I lived
in the bottom of a ship.

It's a previous lifetime.

- Am I buying it? No!

- If the two of you can put
your differences aside...

- What about the two of you?

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