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- Previously on "The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills"...

- I'm going home to my husband,

who would rather spend time with me tonight than you would.

- Lisa's a bit like she needs a lot of attention.

- You can't handle not being

the center of attention for two minutes?

You're being an asshole.

- You've told me that when you were young,

you didn't get much attention.

- I'm not needy as... For attention.

- Dorit felt the need to say to everybody

things that you had said in confidence,

that I didn't think she should be saying.

- That really hurts my feelings.

- I'm sure it does,

and I'm gonna say something to her.

There was things said about me and Lisa Vanderpump

that should not have ...ing been said.

- This whole thing boils down to three bitches

that are competitive over friendship.

- ... ing unloyal. Leave me alone.

- I'm not unloyal!

- Yeah, you are. Leave me alone.

- I don't like sitting there all night

listening to sh... about me.

This jealous, disloyal, needy friend...

- Come on, Lisa.

- Is going to bed.

[upbeat music]

- In this town, fame and money come and go,

but friends should not.

- Some people call me cold,

but that's not ice; it's diamonds.

♪ ♪

- I believe in an excess of everything

except moderation.

♪ ♪

- Having the best isn't important to me,

but being my best is.

♪ ♪

- I don't have to buy it, 'cause I already own it.

♪ ♪

- The queen of diamonds

always has an ace up her sleeve.

[upbeat pulsing music]

♪ ♪

- How are you, love? - Hi.

- You look gorgeous. Are you ready for makeup?

- Yeah. - And hair?

- Can we do something about this top?

- Yeah, I can take it off. - Yeah.

- Mason is walking for Malan Breton.

- Perfect. You're ready.

- [gasps] Pizza.

I don't think it's for us, though.

Not yet. After.

I'm excited for pizza.

- It's very exciting to watch your daughter

grow up right in front of your eyes

and come into her own.

Are you nervous?

- Yeah. - I'm very proud of you.

That's a lot to handle... - Why, thank you.

- At your young age.

- Hello. How are you?

- Hello. Hi.

So good to see you.

- Nice to see you too.

- Preshow jitters for the model.

- How are you?

- This is her big day,

and I want Mason to shine

on every level possible.

- I'm so happy for you.

It's like you've just blossomed.

- Aw, thank you.

- I'll see you downstairs, okay?

Take care. Thank you. Thanks.

[laidback music]

- Well, we're in the back of the bus.

Better than being under it, like last night.

[horn honks in the distance]

- This is the most awkward car ride

I have had in a very long time.

[plodding music]

- Dorit, you're quiet. You okay?

- So tired. - Okay.

- I did not know that Dorit was capable

of not talking for this long, which is making me

a lot more uncomfortable.

♪ ♪

This does not feel like we're going to a fashion show.

- Well, this should be exciting.

- Well, I wonder how Delilah Belle is doing.

Let's see...

- We had a really sh... y night.

- I'm... ing pissed off.

You could tell me every... ing thing you wanted.

I never, ever (BLEEP) you over.

And I feel... ed over.

- I had a really bad night's sleep.

Seeing Lisa and Kyle is uncomfortable.

I don't have anything to say.

I don't want to be here.

- Here's the "Intrepid" right here.

- Okay, this is cool. - This is huge.

- Will you pull her crinoline from under?

- That's cool. Come on.

- I've been to a lot of interesting places

for fashion shows, but this is, like,

major, honey.

- Do a turn, and make sure we don't see any of the...

Wait, her shoelace. Can we tie it?

- Thank you all for coming. - You ready?

Where are we sitting?

At this point,

the safest place for me to be

is between Erika and Lisa Rinna.

- Well, I think there's a discrepancy going on here.

- Three and three? - Yeah, three through nine.

- They also happen to be the only two

that I feel like having any conversation with.

- So annoyed about everything right now.

- You guys need to fix it.

[lively electronic music]

[people cheering]

♪ ♪

[women cheering]

- Oh, my gosh, watching Mason,

just knowing her since she's a little girl

and seeing her walk out there this beautiful woman,

I got a little choked up.

Definitely the mom in me

was feeling that little, like, "Oh, my gosh."

♪ ♪

- I'd wear that. - Yeah.

♪ ♪

- A little prince and the revolution.

♪ ♪

- Flawless.

Popcorn and ice cream.

♪ ♪

- I can relate so much to what Camille is going through

because of my own daughters.

- Work it! Whoo!

- Really great.

I mean, it's the most prideful, amazing moment

to see your daughters walking down a runway

or doing anything that they love.

♪ ♪

- The hair's really fabulous.

- Let me just put these sleeves down, okay?

Perfect. Voila.

♪ ♪

- Oh, I love that.

♪ ♪

Gorgeous.

[people cheering]

♪ ♪

[applause]

- She did it.

♪ ♪

- Yay!

- Mason looks beautiful.

And you know what's great about this,

is that Camille is so supportive.

And I see this little smile from Mason's face

because we were acting crazy

and cheering her on.

- Whoo! [applause]

- Mason has gone through a huge transformation

in the last few years.

As the daughter of divorced parents,

you know, sometimes it's hard getting through life.

And seeing her becoming more confident,

I couldn't be any prouder of my daughter.

♪ ♪

- Congratulations to you both.

I really mean that,

'cause I know you've been through a lot.

- Thank you.

- Thank you for being here and supporting us.

Really, from the bottom of my heart.

- She's a perfect little lady. Well done.

- Kyle, what are we wearing to your store tonight?

What's the vibe?

- I'm gonna wear just a plain black jumpsuit.

- What the (BLEEP) is going on? I have no clue.

Should I ask what's going on?

Do I really want to know?

Do I really want to know?

- Coming up...

- Kyle can't actually sit there and say

that I was saying all these things about you

when she was saying that tenfold.

- Why would either of you?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Where you going tonight?

- Kyle has an in-store.

Her godson, who is, like, 20,

did a line of faux fur.

And then the lady that does the beautiful caftans,

she's in there tonight.

- Caftans and faux furs,

two of your favorite items.

- Yeah, it's cute sh...

- Oh, how was today?

- Great. I mean, Mason looked gorgeous.

The show was really cool.

- Mm-hmm. - You know, but...

- What's the vibe today? Is it, like...

- Well, the vibe was calm.

I'm sure they'll get into another conversation tonight

about it, but...

- I have this special little number.

- Looks like an octopus.

- I know it does.

I know it's a silly little thing,

but we never do bangs, 'cause you don't have bangs.

And what I'm feeling is just a little retro...

- How are we feeling? Is it good?

- I dig it. - "Oh, hey.

I've had sex in the dumpster."

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Are people gonna think I cut my hair, Julius?

- I'm ready to cut your hair for real.

- Ugh! - You know what?

It's hard, because your hair is so long, to hide it.

- To hide it? - Yeah.

I've been playing with the idea

of cutting my hair, but I'm not 100% sure,

so I thought, "I'm in New York.

"It's fashion week.

Why not take a risk and... pretend?"

[laughs]

No pressure.

If it doesn't look good,

I will kill you.

[laughs]

- Knock, knock, knock.

- Is that Rinna? - It's Rinna.

- Come on in. - Hello.

Hi, guys.

- Well, you look pretty. - Thank you.

All right, you got to tell me what's going on.

- No one's talking to anybody.

Lisa and Dorit didn't say one word to each other

the entire time in the car.

- I know, so what happened there?

I thought Dorit was siding with her

or they were siding with each other.

- Well, I didn't know what was happening,

but they... nothing.

- Not a word.

- I still don't understand what's going on.

Do I really want to know?

I really want to know.

And after all that, I have this big fight.

I'm defending Lisa Vanderpump

and saying... Was that my real hair?

- It's fake. I'm watching.

- I'm like, "I'm already upset.

What's happening over here?"

Do you want me to really lose my mind right now?

- No, I'm watching.

- So after all that, we're leaving,

and Dorit goes, "I'm gonna take a cab back by myself."

And Lisa's like, "I'll ride with you."

- I'm going in a cab, because...

- A cab? - I'll go with you, then.

- Are you really surprised by that?

- Well, I got pissed off at her,

because I was, like, sticking up for her,

and then she...

- She would back Dorit, but she's not backing you.

- Yeah, if you think about the things

that we've had an argument about

that you say "Kyle's never defended me" or whatever,

which I have, so many times,

but I don't get the credit for it.

- You have defended her so many times.

- I am protecting my relationship with her,

because we really do care about each other.

- Okay, then we're done.

- No, I'm being honest. - All right.

I'm done with this.

- You're putting me in a bad position,

'cause I'm having to lie when I'm the subject!

You wouldn't do that for me.

If you thought that I was ...ing you over,

you wouldn't lie.

I look like a... ing abused wife

with a black eye who says, "I fell down the stairs."

- Oh, my God.

- Guess what, Kyle; you would throw yourself

in front of a... ing bus for her.

- Well, I wouldn't do that.

- Well, I know, but that's...

- I'm being thrown under the bus around here.

- Kyle and Lisa have a weird ...ing relationship, right?

It's weird.

Always has been, always will be.

You have stood up for her in ways that I never would.

Dorit comes in the picture.

Vanderpump leaves Kyle, goes over to Dorit.

Lovey, lovey, lovey, lovey, lovey.

All of a sudden, Kyle's like, "Uh-oh.

Wait a second."

- It felt like she was just, like,

completely sh... ing on me.

- Well, that never feels good.

- There's a third person.

Threesomes don't work ever.

It always leads to trouble, right?

So now these 40- and 50-year-old women

and maybe almost 60

are having problems with threesome.

It's a threesome.

- I don't want to have any problems with my store.

- No, you don't.

♪ ♪

- Do you want to hear the craziest thing?

I don't try things on. - I know you don't.

- It's like I like the thrill.

- You love a last-minute panic.

- Yup, I know.

It's almost like I'm a thrill seeker.

- [laughs] Yeah, totally.

- Do you know what I mean?

Like, these shoes could very well not fit me.

- You've never tried them on? - Never.

I always dress according to my mood,

so I'm wearing a vampire shirt.

I feel like there was blood drawn last night,

and it was mine.

So I'm wearing it as a symbol.

[hissing]

[phone line rings] - Hello.

- Can I come up and chat to you before we go to Kyle's?

- [sighs] If you want to.

We don't have that long.

- That's all right.

I'll just pop over for a few minutes.

I wanted some alone time with you.

- Okay.

- I've never been on the outs

with Lisa Vanderpump.

It feels really crummy.

I'm coming now. Bye.

And I feel like some things just need to be said.

[upbeat music]

- You guys, I'm not gonna lie.

I'm like a walking zombie today.

I'm so exhausted.

- Well, you look good.

- [laughs] - Why are you tired?

- I was up until God knows what time last night,

because there was so much fricking drama.

And as you know, I harassed you guys,

and we went to SoulCycle at fricking 6:30 this morning.

- Oh, yeah, we didn't forget that.

- For me, working out is just who I am.

It... there's no excuses.

No matter where I am, that's what I'm gonna do.

I love it.

- I was like death going to SoulCycle.

- Did I need it? Yes.

The night before was... ing stressful.

My only thing that I care about, you know,

going into tonight is, I want to be in a good mood,

excited for Kyle's, you know, store opening tonight.

I'm just tired.

Will I need to work out again tomorrow

after having to hang out

with all these ladies again tonight?

Most likely.

Sign me up.

I got to pull it together.

- Thank God for us.

- I know. Thank God for you guys.

[knocking at door]

- Hi.

Honey, I'm glad I got a chance

to see you and talk to you.

- Yeah, no.

I was just a bit hurt, really, Dorit, you know,

because I feel that, you know,

I've been a really good friend to you.

You've been through a lot with this group of women,

but I've always been on your side.

- I've always been on your side, Lisa.

- But nobody's come at me like that.

I'm saying I'm talking about...

- Things come out of my mouth.

I mean, I was upset.

- About somebody you care about?

- No, with... we spoke about it afterwards.

- But then apparently you repeated it

to the whole table again...

- No, I didn't.

- Well, apparently, you did. - No.

- Apparently, you've been saying

I'm insecure, needy, jealous.

- I didn't say that you were insecure,

and I didn't say you were jealous.

I said I feel sometimes that you're needy of me.

- You don't think you're needy of me when...

- I am! I don't think it's a bad thing.

- You even said, "Oh,"

you know, "she didn't get much attention as a child."

I've never said that.

I didn't have somebody telling you they love you

and kissing you and pulling you into their bed.

I mean, I would have loved that.

I find it quite hurtful that Dorit would even

repeat that to everybody.

I just feel that it's derogatory.

- Kyle knows we're friends.

- But now she's mad at me

because I didn't want you to go home on your own...

- I know! - On your big night.

- She was so mad at that.

- Because I think she feels she's defended me to you.

[dramatic musical beat]

- That's hysterical.

Why would a friend want two friends to be at odds?

- I think the thing that she does

is that she compares her and my relationship

with other people's, and she often says,

"You hold me to a higher standard."

- She does; she keeps telling me

that it's one rule for you and one rule for her.

She can't actually sit there and say

that I was saying all these things about you

when she was saying that tenfold.

- Just because you both did it doesn't make it any better.

- Coming up...

- She said she got caught in a crossfire.

Something happened, she was defending you,

and she got... ed.

- Yeah, and I really thank you for defending me.

- It was a "thank you, (BLEEP) you."

- Oh, for God's sake.

- How are we gonna work it

- How are we gonna work it out?

I love you, mainly on the strength

of loving your husband and wanting to love you...

- That's not nice, Lisa.

- And wanting to make it right.

- That's not nice. - But listen to me.

- No, 'cause it's not nice.

- Let me fin... let me finish.

- 'Cause I don't love you

based on the friendship that you have with my husband.

- Listen to me.

- That hurts.

I thought we have

a far better relationship than that.

- No, listen to me.

I became friends with you because of your husband,

and I love him so much.

I have grown to love you,

and it's an authentic friendship.

PK's very important to me,

because he is right in the middle

of a whole group of friends

that we all go back years in England and Europe,

and I don't want anything to rock that boat.

I'm not gonna fall out with you,

one, because I adore you...

- Lisa, you're not gonna fall out with me,

because you know full well I love you

and I would never, ever, ever say or do something

to hurt you.

Ever.

- I get it. I get it.

I mean, I'm glad that I'm hearing

some sort of apology from Dorit,

but she was complicit

in talking crap about me with Kyle.

Let's not forget that situation.

- We can't let somebody

try and get between our friendship.

Those things that come to you

and it's about me or something I said,

you come to me.

- All right.

- Teddi, I need you to be fun. - [laughs]

- This is supposed to be

an exciting night for me.

I just can't handle

having a problem with people I care about.

- No, I know. - I can't take it.

- I'm the same. I get it.

- But I'm feeling really weird

that I'm on my way to my store for a trunk show

and Lisa and I have still not spoken since last night

and she's not riding with me in the car,

supporting me like she normally would be.

Normally, Lisa and I would be, like, up early,

calling each other, "Let's run over to Bergdorf's.

Let's do this. Let's do that."

And today it's like...

- You didn't hear anything? - No.

- I hate that going into tonight,

that's what you're having to think about.

[horns honking]

- Oh, my gosh.

That just scared the sh... out of me.

- That scared me.

- You New York drivers kill me.

Oh, we're here at my store.

- Ooh, it looks amazing!

- Look at this! Oh, my God.

I just have to, like, take this in for a second.

[gasps] Look at that.

Look at those faux furs.

How amazing.

- Hey! - How are you?

- How are you? - Good to see you!

Everything looks amazing!

You look awesome!

- Hi. - This is Teddi.

- I'm Shahida. - Shahida, this is her line.

I'm gonna go around and check in on everybody.

My godson.

- Hello! How are you?

- How are you? Your stuff looks so gorgeous.

- Thank you. I know, right?

Right up front. I love it.

- Oh, my gosh, I need to try some on ASAP.

Matthew is extremely talented.

He was on "Project Runway: Junior"

when he was just a kid.

Oh, my God.

- Look at that!

Okay, okay.

- Yes.

- That is everything.

- He's only 19, and just to see him now

coming up with these amazing creations

and the passion he has for it

is really, really exciting.

[upbeat music]

- Erika, I want to do my hair like that.

You and Dorit have so much done.

[all talking]

- You know, I look at it as a costume.

- Yes. - Every day, it's a costume.

And I think of it... Yeah, I think about it

not as an outfit but as a personality.

Some of my favorite costumes up to this point

was my Russian hooker

with the '90s supermodel palette...

I heard someone call for a dominatrix.

[laughter]

My vintage white Dolce & Gabbana tuxedo

lady boss look...

Slow, languid, catlike.

My Alexander McQueen vintage kimono

with my pink wig.

I literally said today,

"I want to be Kim Basinger in '9 1/2 Weeks.'"

I think of things like that. Then it makes it fun.

Otherwise, dressing up is a drag.

I live to entertain!

This is fun.

This is why I have all this sh...

You got to switch it up. You have to have depth.

♪ ♪

- Hi. - Hello.

- What is popping?

- How are you? Mwah!

This is my friend Teddi,

who is a very big fan of yours.

- Oh, way to play it cool.

- Oh, sorry. How's everything?

You're not gonna do a lap dance for me,

like last time?

♪ ♪

Whoo! - Hey!

- You tell me,

'cause these hips don't lie, and I can go whenever.

- Hi. - Oh, my God!

- Oh, my God, you cut your hair.

- It's fake, the faux bob. My hair's tucked under.

- Really? - Yes.

- That's amazing. - Wait, let me come hug you.

I thought you were going to bed. You tricked me.

- I was, but I came.

- Wait, I got to find you.

Bethenny and I have been friends

for over 25 years.

Now it's, like, embarrassing

to say you've been friends with someone that long.

I'm so happy you're here. - This is crazy.

- Teddi, Bethenny. - Hi. How are you?

- Nice to meet you. - It's just the two of you?

- Right now, it's the two of us.

They weren't ready, and we left,

and now I haven't heard anything.

- Oh, here they are.

- Hi. - Hi.

Both: How are you?

- I think that Lisa and Dorit

showing up is already a good sign.

I mean, obviously, the three of us need to talk,

but at least they're here.

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

- "Hi."

Yeah, that Beverly Hills hello comes in quite handy.

- Look at this.

I mean, it's beautiful.

- She does beautiful sh...

When we went to Dubai, Kyle gave us one.

- I have gifts for everybody.

- [gasps]

Oh, wow!

- Fab. - Yeah.

- I just wore this on the boat trip in Europe.

Isn't that gorgeous?

- Yeah, where were you? Croatia?

- I was in Croatia, South of France, and Greece.

- Was it amazing? - Amazing.

- I love this. - I know.

I didn't even know if you were gonna show up tonight.

You were so late, you guys.

I was like, "Maybe they're not even coming."

- Oh, no, well, I ended up standing there

talking to Dorit for 45 minutes.

- I'm glad that Lisa and Dorit

were able to talk through their differences.

I wish they'd done it after my trunk show

so they weren't 45 minutes late,

and it would have been nice if Lisa reached out to me,

considering everything that happened last night.

- She said she got caught in a crossfire.

Something happened, she was defending you,

and she got... ed.

- Yeah, and I really thank you for defending me.

- But then you were like, "I'll ride with you, Dorit."

- It was a "thank you, (BLEEP) you."

- No, no. - Thank you.

- A "thuck you," they call it. - Thuck you.

That was a "thuck you."

- Oh, for God's sake.

- Why not say, "All of us go together"

instead of "Okay, I'll go with you, Dorit"?

- Stop shouting at me.

I did not want her to go home...

- This is, like, a normal voice.

- I did not want her to go home on her own.

So now Kyle's got Bethenny as a back-up.

Well, I have no problem, you know,

going head-to-head with Bethenny.

Could you just stop, okay?

Don't look at me like that.

I see that look on your face.

- Really? - Yes.

And I know what's coming in my direction,

so settle down.

- No, but you're like, "I couldn't let her go alone."

She's in New York City. She's a big girl.

- I'm a big girl too and a bigger person,

so there.

Thuck you.

Thank you, I mean.

- The question is...

- Which friend do you like better?

- Who are you better friends...

- Oh, my God.

- I've been there for ten years.

- It's Sophie's choice.

- I love you both differently

and for different amounts of time.

- She is British.

- Dorit's not British.

- Oh, she isn't? What's that accent?

- Don't start. You know exactly what you're doing.

- I swear to God I don't.

- Yes, you do. - I swear on my life.

I thought she was British.

I met her husband, and he represented Boy George.

- He's British. She's from Connecticut.

- No, I swear to God.

Don't you... ing tell me what I'm doing.

You guys lie. I don't lie.

Kyle and Lisa: Oh!

- Not in this house. You're in my town.

Don't... ing call me a liar.

Anyway, say, "I'm sorry."

- I'm sorry if you were upset.

- No!

- Oh, see? I told you.

[both talking]

- No. - Yeah, that's what it is.

- "I'm sorry that you have a mental issue and you"...

- "I'm sorry that you don't have the mental capacity

to understand the situation."

Oh, for (BLEEP)'s sake.

What about just "I'm really sorry"?

- Get me a glass of wine. - Okay.

It's hard for her to apologize.

She struggles with admitting

that she did something wrong.

- This is your event. I'm not fighting with you.

- I'm gonna go get Bethenny some wine.

- Coming up...

- Look at that. She's got your coat on.

- I'm gonna take the red coat in support of our friend,

so can you come rip it off her back?

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- Excuse me!

- Oh, my God.

- Yes, honey. - Oh, my God, Matthew.

- That's so good. - Oh, my God.

- This is so good.

I'll sell this coat right now.

- Right now, I think you might be

the baddest bitch in the room.

- That is like winning an Oscar,

to be called the baddest bitch in town.

Right? Come on.

- Don't you like it?

- Yeah, I like the leopard print better.

- It's really good fake.

Try this. Try it on.

Just try it.

- I don't know.

I think it looks better on you than it does on me.

I look really... I look, all of a sudden,

a lot more cheap than usual.

- [laughs]

Sold. I'm gonna pay full price for it.

- You look beautiful.

- It's quite pretty on me, isn't it?

- No, it looks great.

- So they won't be able to add "cheapskate"

to the list of insults that I've endured this weekend.

Can I leave this here for a second?

Are you traveling a lot now?

- I'm writing the book, I'm making new music,

and we're in...

- What are you writing a book?

- Myself, my philosophy.

I first met Bethenny a couple years ago

at her home in the Hamptons,

and we got off to a rocky start.

- Have you seen her video?

- I don't love the production value of it.

Like, I think it goes too slow in the beginning,

and it looks a little cheap.

It's trying to be, like, Avant Garde,

but it's not quite getting it

with that kind of, like, silver, cheesy bed.

- You know, she's one of those big dogs

that wants to pee all over everything.

You know, whatever, girl.

But she's actually a heart of gold.

- That was such a good performance.

It was so fun. You worked really hard.

- Thanks. It was fun.

- How's everything?

It wasn't fun today

to be in New York for fashion week

and normally be so excited and have that, like,

black cloud hanging over all of us in the car

there and the whole day.

- It was a shame.

- I'm not gonna be stepped on.

I'm not gonna be unappreciated.

- I'm glad to hear this.

I think that's a really good thing for you to say.

It's about... ing time.

Grow some balls, have some dignity,

and stop it.

You know what? Good for you.

You know I support that.

Why kiss her ass?

Why, Kyle, do you kiss Lisa Vanderpump's ass?

All right, well, enjoy your party.

Go and, you know...

- Whoo! - Whoo!

- Ooh.

- Oh, my God. - I know.

- Look at that. She's got your coat on.

- Please put it on right now.

- I'm going to.

- It looks hot.

- Listen, I want to tell you that...

First of all, that does look gorgeous on you.

I want to tell you that I care a lot about you.

That's why I was upset.

- I'm gonna take the red coat

in support of our friend.

So can you come rip it off her back?

[laughter] - Snatch it off.

- You know what?

I'm leaving it between you guys now.

- You and I need to work it out.

- Listen, I was very upset and hurt and disappointed,

because I put a lot of trust in you.

I consider you my friend.

Like, I honestly...

- I consider you one of my best friends.

- I literally adore you.

- I've said this numerous times.

One of the best things about entering this group

was that friendship that I made with you,

next to Lisa.

The three of us together, we have the best time.

- I know. - We laugh. We joke.

- Today, it was, like, such a waste of a day.

We're in New York City.

We could have been normally laughing,

having the best time, and it was, like, miserable.

- I'm gonna take that red coat there.

- It's $598.

- Do you want anything, Erika?

- Put everything on this woman's card.

- Something like this, we can't let it...

- I want to feel, just so you know,

no matter what, you can always trust me.

And I want to feel like I can trust you too.

- We both care about one another,

and we want to move past things.

I'm happy about that.

However, she tried to drive a wedge

between one of my very, very good friends,

and that's a hard pill to swallow.

- Excuse us. We're gonna leave.

Thank you so much.

- Thank you guys all for coming, honestly.

I actually, at one point,

didn't know if you guys were gonna show up.

- I wouldn't not come.

I had a jacket to pick up.

Sometimes it's exhausting

trying to understand other people's perception

of different relationships.

And I had fun this trip.

But I'm really thankful to go home.

- Does anyone own that red fur?

Long red fur?

Women: Oh! - She's trying to buy it!

[laughter]

- There's a war!

- You just want to buy it

to go with your red thing now?

- If it's pink, it would be for you.

- But for Christmas, with a black dress?

Are you kidding me?

- Professionally, this trip was a total success.

Friendship-wise, it was a disaster.

- So nice to meet you.

Really nice to meet you.

Congratulations, you two.

- Thank you. - I got to go.

- New York, I love ya,

but I got to go.

- Coming up...

- Don't make this about Dorit.

Make this about Kyle.

I think maybe she just needs to hear, like,

an official, like, "I'm sorry."

[upbeat electronic music]

♪ ♪

- I want tightening,

and I want to get rid of any, like, sun spots.

- Okay. No, you don't need much.

You look great. - Give it to me, babe.

♪ ♪

- Ready? Go.

♪ ♪

- Jaggy, you want to go to the park?

- You need my gummi bears.

- I got 'em, baby. I put them in the bag.

- Show me, Mom. Right now.

- You want me to show you? - Yeah.

- Okay.

Ta-da!

Thank you very much.

- Thank you!

♪ ♪

- Here's my new baby.

Ugh!

- Are you still jealous that I've got a new puppy, huh?

Are you so jealous that I love another dog too?

- Ah!

Don't bite me.

♪ ♪

[doorbell rings]

♪ ♪

- Teddi bear, how are you?

I'm actually under construction out here.

And I've designed this long table.

See that table over there? - Oh, yeah.

- And it's gonna be, like, a table for 25.

So if I've still got 25 friends left,

I can have them all over at once.

[laughter]

Should we go and have tea?

- Sure, I would love it.

- Please sit. Relax.

- Love it.

- Rocio? - Lisa?

- Could we have some tea, please?

Are you coming to my birthday?

- Yes. What...

Okay, I need all the details, though.

- No details.

Just, like, a little lunch.

Bring your husband.

- My husband'll be super excited

to see this beautiful house.

- He's not gonna be rooting

through my bedside drawers and stuff, is he?

- I mean, a little bit.

- I'll make sure the weird things are locked away.

[laughs]

Come up. You're such a bad dog.

Okay, sit down nicely, then, if you're gonna behave.

- I like your hair.

- It was quite eventful, New York.

- It was definitely a lot, and, I mean...

How are you feeling after everything?

- Well, after the "BELLA Magazine" party,

it seemed so heated.

I just didn't want to get involved in that at all.

- Honestly, I wish

that whenever something happens with Dorit

and something that Dorit says,

it would make everything easier if she'd just say,

"Yeah, okay. I said it."

But what always makes everything go in circles

is just not that ownership of something

that's originally said.

- Right.

- And I have spent a lot of time with Kyle,

spent a lot of time with Dorit.

The only thing I can say from myself:

I've never heard Kyle talk poorly of somebody else.

- I don't either.

- And...

- Dorit does?

Dorit is very vocal,

and sometimes she could just take a minute

and put a little bit more thought

into what she's going to say.

But when you have a friend,

sometimes you make allowances for them.

After the "BELLA" party,

when Dorit said she was going home on her own,

I felt like I did not want her to go home alone

and then come back to PK and say,

"Oh, after my big night, I went home in the cab alone."

So with Kyle, I thought she'd just been kind of, like,

trying to sort it out and she felt okay.

- I think the big thing that I saw was,

Kyle, she was really going to bat for you.

She was repeatedly standing up for you.

You could probably say to Kyle, "I can see how

"it may have hurt your feelings that I sat there silent

when you had my back."

Don't make this about Dorit.

Make this about Kyle.

"I realize that that may have hurt your feelings."

- What, I didn't stand next to her?

- "That I was silent at that dinner."

I think maybe she needs to hear, like,

an official, like, "I'm sorry."

- Well, I'll have dinner with Kyle,

'cause I don't want her to be hurt at all.

Well, maybe Teddi is right.

Maybe I wasn't listening to the conversation

as they were kind of yelling at each other.

They kind of speak so quickly, I kind of bow out.

But if Kyle did go to bat for me,

then maybe I need to acknowledge that.

I'm going to see Kyle for dinner,

and then Camille's got a fund-raiser this week.

- Oh, yeah, that's on Thursday.

- Are you going? - Yeah, for sure.

- Yeah. - Yeah, that'll be good.

I think it's all gonna be fine.

[laughs] That face.

- I'm very impressed with my face right now,

because look.

- You have so much movement.

- There's no Botox. I need to get that fixed.

- Am I having movement?

- No, frozen.

- Frozen, fully frozen.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Hi. - I know you love me.

- She loves Dad.

- She might love you more than anybody.

- You want my glasses, don't you?

- It's kind of ironic, but he didn't want a dog.

- I know.

- Well, we've been through this puppy thing once before.

I mean, she hasn't even started to eat the furniture yet.

- We finally got the puppy that Amelia wanted.

We have a furry baby without diapers

running around the house.

Oh, someone is so jealous.

Uh-oh. - Here we go.

- Ah!

We have fallen in love with this baby,

and I think it's filled a little void

for the fact that Delilah's not here.

Do you guys miss Delilah Belle?

She called me yesterday really, really homesick.

You know, it hasn't

officially hit me yet

that Delilah lives in New York.

So how does it feel so far

just for this first week in your apartment?

- I don't know. I just get scared.

- When Delilah was 11,

she started to have panic attacks.

She wouldn't get in a car.

She wouldn't leave the house,

wouldn't go to school.

And then she was having

bullying issues at school,

which just magnified it.

So the fact that Delilah is able to move to New York

is truly a miracle.

You have everything, like, within two minutes.

Like, Tribeca is amazing. - I know.

And there's, like, a Mexican restaurant

right across the street.

- Um, I saw.

- I remember my freshman year

when I went to Berkeley.

I was a basket case.

I would sit in my room,

just tears coming down 'cause I was so alone.

- Oh! That almost makes me cry.

- Does it make you cry?

- I am crying, but it's not 'cause of the story.

It's 'cause I'm real sick.

- It's tugging at my heartstrings.

- No, but I get it.

I understand where she's coming from.

You don't have your dogs.

You don't have your mom and dad.

And she's going through that common thing.

But she'll make a whole new group of friends.

Every time I go off to do a film,

I don't know a soul on the set.

You know, I have to go into a whole new group of people

every time, and now it's...

- Every time I do a job, me too.

It's real scary.

- How does that feel?

- Fashion week was a big wake-up call,

because going to castings alone in New York City,

sometimes I'd just walk into a room

with a bunch of people that didn't even speak English.

- [laughs]

- "Hello."

- The first fashion show for Amelia

was Dennis Basso.

Amelia's never walked in a show,

so for her to open and close the Dennis Basso show

in the Plaza Hotel

with hundreds of people

was, like, so surreal.

- Well, I have to say that at 16,

I didn't know sh... from shinola,

and I would never have been able to do any of this stuff.

- I couldn't have either.

- So my hat's off to you for being able to do that.

- I feel like I'm gonna throw up.

- Why don't you go and relax inside?

- Yes. - Take it easy.

- Okay, bye. - Love you.

- Love you. - I'm sorry you're sick.

I'd hug and kiss you a lot if I could.

- I'm actually gonna throw up.

- Jeez.

- I wonder if Delilah's gonna go to NYU.

- Well, here's the issue.

She's homesick.

'Cause I talk to her more right now

than I did when she was home.

[phone rings]

Oh, this is Delilah.

Hold on just one minute.

- Oh, you look so good.

- I have more of a connection with her right now

than I have for the last three years.

- That's interesting. - How about that?

Do you need me?

- No, it's okay. Don't worry.

- I'll call you back in, like, five minutes?

- Okay, bye, best friend.

- Bye, best friend.

- Because we have experience in the business,

we need to give them some guidance.

- We do.

Yeah, God, I wish my mom and dad

had had any clue about the business.

It would have been helpful.

Do you think they realize that,

that it's... that we are a helpful team for them?

- Well, it's a little bit like a fish that grows up in water.

It doesn't know what water really is,

because water's around them all the time.

- The analogy was just really interesting.

- Well, I could have gone to Plato's cave analogy.

- That's why I love you, Harry Hamlin.

- What?

- [laughs] Oh, my God.

- Coming up...

- There's so much at stake

with my relationship with PK.

- Let me ask you a question.

Do you feel like anything's at stake with us?

- [sighs]

- Hello.

- Hello. - Hi. Welcome.

- I'm gonna sit over there.

I'm expecting Kyle.

- Okay, wonderful. - Okay.

- What's the matter? Jealous?

- You know what?

You need to go to Handbags Anonymous.

You really do.

When did you get this little puppy?

- In Mikonos.

My husband surprised me, actually.

I didn't even buy it,

so I don't need to go to rehab for that.

How are you?

- I'm okay. How are you?

- Extremely overwhelmed.

- This will help. - This will help.

Give me some rosé.

Why are you giving it to me in a water glass?

- Well, listen... - What do you think I am?

- We haven't... - Dorit?

- I thought maybe you were in a desperate situation.

Why are you overwhelmed?

- My house is being renovated,

and now I feel like I've been completely exhausted

since New York.

- I was only there four days.

It felt like I was there four weeks

with everything that went on.

It was just so emotionally draining, Kyle,

and I don't do well with that at all.

- I don't either. Obviously, I was very upset.

- I just hate it.

I mean, I had two kind of things with Dorit

where it was like a very uncomfortable situation.

And all the time, I'm thinking, you know,

there's so much at stake as well

with, you know, my relationship with PK.

- You keep saying that over and over again.

Let me ask you a question.

Do you feel like anything's at stake with us?

- Yeah.

- I'm just held to a different standard.

Like, I feel like everything I have ever done

is under a microscope, and then all of a sudden,

she does something that I know would hurt you and bother you,

and I'm baffled by the fact that you're just like, "Mm."

- Well, okay, what,

do you want me to show you my bleeding wounds?

- No, just be honest.

Don't have a different standard for two different friends...

- But why not?

You hold me to a higher standard too.

You would like Rinna say diddly squat,

but me, if I say just one little thing,

you'd be all over it.

- Yeah, but I don't sit there saying, "Oh"...

- Why do you do that, taking the...

Why do you take the piss out of my accent?

I don't go: [with American accent]

"Oh, well, I accept that."

- I don't talk like that.

- Well, I don't talk like that either.

I'll tell you what.

Maybe my relationship with you is very different

to mine with Dorit.

I've known Dorit a year and a half, two years.

But if you'd said it, I'd be more upset.

I'm not as close to Dorit as I am with you.

- You say you and Dorit are so close.

- But not like you and me.

That takes ten years of hard work and labor

and aggravation and a little bit of love.

- I can only take so much, you know?

- [sighs]

- Just saying.

- Okay.

I do want to apologize for...

And I mean this a thousand percent.

I made a mistake.

There's no buts, ifs, ands, or howevers.

None of that.

I am sorry that I neglected you,

and I didn't realize you were that upset.

- And that is why I was pissed off in New York.

- You're acting like a... ing Snow White right now.

- I'm a little shocked that Lisa's apologizing to me.

It would have been nice if she thought of it on her own,

without me having to get so upset

and point it out to her.

But any apology from Lisa,

I'll take it.

Happy almost birthday.

- I'm getting older.

- We're all getting older every day.

- No, but I'm really getting older.

- No, you're fine. You're gorgeous.

- You sure?

- Even if I'm a better friend than you,

you're still gorgeous.

- Oh, (BLEEP) off. Really?

Now you're getting on my nerves.

- Next time on "The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills"...

- You have a new boyfriend.

- Yes, I do. - Let's give him a treat.

[both cheering]

I now have a vagina of a 16-year-old.

- I love you too much.

Our relationship, our friendship means too much!

- This is really annoying.

If you really want to apologize to me,

that's not the way.

- I have something very sexual for her.

- [gasps] - For who?

- This one.

- I don't know about my virgin eyes.

- No. - Whoa.

- Hopefully, she'll get the message,

which is, "Shut your mouth, bitch."

- A gift from Jig? No.

- Oh, my God! - Lisa!

- Diamond earrings.

- Are you a good friend or not?

- Two weeks ago,

you would have had them in a second,

but now, darling, I think...

- This is finally Lisa's way of punishing Dorit.

- I think we've celebrated well enough.

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