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- Previously on "The Real

- Previously on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

I think they could be coming through here.

- What are you doing?

- I'm looking for the rat.

- Thank God I'm moving.

- The girls are now both modeling

with the most major modeling agency in the world.

What if Erica came to Tokyo with us?

- [bleep] yeah! [laughs]

[dramatic music]

- This construction is ruining my life.

[laughs] - It looks so bad.

- Honey, hello! - Oh, my God.

I think I said closed-toed shoes.

- I know.

- Lisa Rinna's one person one minute

and then she's another person another minute

with a "[bleep] you!"

- Seeing you guys at the horse show together,

like, I'm shocked hearing this. - You wait, babe.

[upbeat music]

- In this town, fame and money come and go,

but friends should not.

♪ ♪

- Some people call me cold.

But that's not ice... It's diamonds.

♪ ♪

- I believe in excess of everything,

except moderation.

♪ ♪

- Having the best isn't important to me,

but being my best is.

♪ ♪

- I don't have to buy it, 'cause I already own it.

♪ ♪

- The queen of diamonds

always has an ace up her sleeve.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I went from rags to riches ♪

♪ I went from rags to riches ♪

- This is what life is like for me.

I have to fly by myself to Tokyo

because my daughters are flying in from Canada

to do photo shoots, store openings, et cetera.

This is gonna be a crazy 72 hours.

I am holding on for dear life.

[pop music]

♪ ♪

- This is so effing cute... - Yes.

- For Tokyo. Super, super cute.

- Amelia and Delilah... - Right.

- Are doing this for a Japanese designer.

I'm just going as the teenage model wrangler.

- Right. And we're going as your...

- Backup. - Wranglers.

[both laughing] You're wrangling them,

we're wrangling you. Who's wrangling me?

I don't know! - Right, right.

- ♪ I went from rags to riches ♪

♪ I went from rags to riches ♪

- So I've got Teddi, who you don't know,

coming from lunch and Kyle...

- Okay. Mm-hmm. - Dorit.

I don't think anybody's going to eat that much.

And don't do what you did last year,

which is jump on the table and eat off everybody's plates.

- [whines]

- ♪ I went from rags to riches ♪

♪ ♪

[indistinct chatter]

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Hi. - Hi, Delilah!

[indistinct shouting]

Hi! Hi, you guys!

♪ ♪

- Hi.

♪ ♪

It's just surreal.

I've never had this experience in the airport, FYI.

This is major. - [squeals] Thank you!

- I like your shoes. - Juice?

Ah! - It blows my mind

to know that 18 months ago, they worked at the deli

making minimum wage...

- Hi, can I take anything for you guys?

- Thank you very much. - And now they're flying

all over the world working.

I often say, "God, I wonder what Kris Jenner would do

in this situation." [laughs]

Hi. - Hi.

- Hi, my love. It's hot here.

- Oh, my God, that was the longest flight of my life.

Whew. - I know. It's long, right?

- I actually slept a lot. - Did you?

- Yeah. - Good.

- Okay, let's go, guys.

[pop music]

♪ ♪

- Hi.

Hi, little swans.

What you looking at, swans?

[knocks softly] [dogs barking]

- Hey, hey. Hey, stop.

- Oh, my God, there's a turtle.

- Hello.

- Hold on. - What?

- There's animals everywhere. - [laughs]

- I know, and there'll be some more arriving in a minute.

- [laughs] Yeah. - But my two-legged ones.

I can show you around before the others get here.

- Beautiful. Yeah, I would love to see.

♪ ♪

One of the things I loved about being at my dad's house

was he had a football field area

where we kind of always played games as a family,

but Lisa's house is like a zoo castle.

What's around the next corner? Unicorns?

They are so cute. - Come on, Diamonds, Rosé.

They're very shaggy right now. - Hold on, what're their names?

Hi! - They're really a little wild.

I mean, they're very friendly, but they're a little wild

because they literally run out. - You're gonna nibble on me?

Are you gonna nibble on me? Oh, my gosh.

Can I dork out and take a picture of them for Slate?

I honestly... - Yeah, of course.

You can bring her over. - Well, she is 100%...

- Mind the puff behind you.

- Oh, sorry. I have a... I'm not gonna lie,

I have a little bit of envy at this moment.

- You do? If you were gonna live here,

you'd have to sleep with Ken. - That would get awkward

with our friendship, I think. - No, he's probably love it.

[both laugh]

Come on, then. Let's go in.

- I said I was envious of the house,

not that I wanna be a sister wife.

- Here's the closet. - Wow.

Yeah, no, this isn't really how my closet is.

My husband has the big closet. - No.

- Yeah, that was the deal because I wanted the house.

He's like, "'Cause it doesn't have great closets."

I'm like, "You can have the big closet.

I'll just have the little small one."

- You are so much sweeter than I am.

There would be no chance in a million years

of my husband having a bigger closet.

That would be grounds for divorce.

- Hi, guys.

Be nice. [swans honking]

[whimpers]

Hello? - Who is it?

Hello, Mrs. Richards. - Hello.

- How are you? - Lisa?

- Hello! - How are you?

- Teddi. - I'm a swan.

Come on, let's go outside, shall we?

- Okay. - I'll sit here.

- They told me to sit there. - I don't need the view.

Ah, thanks, honey.

- I feel like I always choose this seat,

so I feel like I can't sit anywhere else.

- Selfish. - [gasps] I'm so selfish.

- Would you like water or rosé?

- I would like both, please. - Both, please.

Kyle, how was your vacation?

- Croatia was gorgeous,

then we were in Mykonos,

and then we were in the South of France.

It was beautiful. Croatia was an amazing luxury.

Whoo! The water,

the rock formation, the food.

It was just different than any place I've ever been.

So I came home and I was thinking that

my floors would be done at my house...

- Floors where? - All of the floors.

- Oh, your whole house. - Everything.

I had the genius idea

of having our floors ripped up while we were in Croatia...

[upbeat music]

That way, by the time we came home,

they would all be done.

[laughs] Yeah, that did not happen.

We're pushing out my bedroom.

It's gonna be open with a balcony going out.

The pool is not even gonna be in the same place.

- [gasps] - Oh, really?

- All that's changing, yeah. - Wow.

So I was thinking you guys could all come over

and we could just, like, have fun, have drinks,

and then I probably won't be able

to have friends over for a long time.

I think I'm gonna invite all the husbands too.

PK gonna be in town? - Yes, actually.

- Okay, and I have not met your husband.

I wanna meet him. - Edwin gets along

with everybody. - No, but... so does my husband.

- Everybody. - So Lisa Rinna and Erika

are in Hong Kong? - No, they're in Tokyo.

- Ugh.

[all laugh]

Okay, Tokyo. I don't know what I was thinking.

Obviously, it was post traumatic stress disorder

from Hong Kong, honestly.

- Were people doing coke in your bathroom?

- Oh, come on.

- I'm sorry. I have to be honest about it.

- Come on!

- You know Teddi. Do you know Teddi, Rocio?

- Hi, how are you? - Hi, Rocio.

- Hi, how are you? - Lisa, you promised me

crispy rice and spicy tuna. - I thought that too, darling.

I have got everything. - Her restaurant makes

the best crispy rice and spicy tuna.

- You know what, you are such a supportive friend.

Everything I do. I think I like her

more than you. - You have a lash or mascara

on the right side of your nose. - Do you have a mirror?

- Yeah, but the other side. Okay, yeah, you need it.

- I'm on both sides. How can it be the other side?

- It's better now. You got it off.

- Thank you, my love, but... - No, there was a black streak.

- Kyle, you're vision is insane.

I can barely see it and I'm, like, here.

- No, 'cause you already wiped part of it off.

Next time I'm gonna leave it. - No.

Wow, you came back from vacation a bit mean.

- [laughs] - Trust me,

if Kyle wants to be mean,

you will know it, right. - Really?

- Well, at least it's on the table and out

instead of being sneaky. - Oh, ple... oh, please!

- Hold on, what is this?

- Excuse me? No, I'm saying you're...

- Oh, do you see her? She can say it,

but you can't say it to her. With Lisa and I,

maybe, you know, we're too much alike sometimes.

She'll tease me like I tease her,

but I'm only difficult if you (BLEEP) with me.

- She holds me to a higher standard.

With Rinna, she can say... - No, I...

- No, this is true. - Are you close

with Lisa Rinna? - We're friends,

but we're not... I'm not super close with her.

- Do you think that she knows that

a lot of the conversations revolve around her?

- Oh, I'm sure she suspects it.

What she's done. - She was the catalyst

in a lot of the, um... - Yeah.

- Hold on, you didn't tell me about that.

- She knows who she is and she knows what she's done.

- At this point,

I'm realizing that every time I have hung out with Dorit,

she has talked poorly about Lisa Rinna.

- Listen, I have my own therapist.

- It's clearly not working, Lisa.

- Guys, come on. - It's accountability 101.

We have 40 minutes on this ride.

- I think Lisa Rinna, you might need a little more time.

Lisa Rinna is schizophrenic.

- It appears there's two sides to Dorit.

The fun girl that I can have a laugh with,

and the trash talker.

- If you're joining this group...

- You need to be educated.

- But, yeah, no, everybody's been nice.

- Well, isn't that boring. - Yeah.

[all laughing] - Well, I'm sure one of you

will turn on me soon enough. - No.

[soft dramatic music]

- Ah, goodness gracious.

- Coming up... - So there they are.

They have bodyguards. Two bodyguards.

And they're in that van, and they will be whisked away.

- Those are your girls... - Those are my girls up there.

[pop music]

- We gotta put on some sunscreen.

[grunts]

All right, we'll need to power it first, okay?

Ah, yeah.

Does that feel nice? - Yeah.

Nice and clean.

- Nice and clean. Okay.

[upbeat music]

I love you.

[both scream playfully] - [laughs]

- Down. Your turn.

I think all I can do as a mom

is just try to have fun with my kids.

Braids? - Yeah.

- Okay, then that means more brushing.

So I'd rather choose to do sports

or fun things where we can be active

and we can have fun with each other

'cause I let my kids have a tablet

when we go on a trip, and then we come back

and it's like getting them off of crack.

You ready for a hike? - Huh?

A hike? - Yeah.

- Slate, you wanna go on a hike?

- Yep. - Yep?

- I wanna go outside. - So how'd you do yesterday?

How did lunch go? - My gosh, it was really fun.

Slate would die if she saw Lisa's house.

It has ponies. - Ponies?

- Ponies in her backyard.

For me, it's important to show my kids,

"All right, when we have down time,

"go out and live. Let's go do stuff.

Let's go have fun." Let's go, guys.

- Let's do it.

[upbeat music]

- All right, let's go. It's hot.

- Daddy. Here's the shades, Daddy.

- Thank you, baby, but you wear those.

♪ ♪

Whoo-hoo! We're here. Whoo!

All right, let's do this. - [grunts]

Hey, wait for me. - Edwin and I from day one

have a little competition.

Like, who's the best? - Daddy, run.

- I don't know if it's healthy or not,

but we always get off on it.

- You gotta attack the hill, Slate.

[exhales] - You need a break?

- A little bit. - And I take him down.

[whispers] Every time. - Whoo-hoo!

- [laughs] - We did it, guys!

[both breathing heavily] - We made it.

- Good job, guys.

I was nine when my parents got a divorce,

so I want my kids to be able to have the childhood

that I didn't have. I didn't grow up

with two loving parents who were together.

- Look at this view, by the way.

- You ready to go? - Yeah.

- Was that a fun hike? - What's up, Sam?

- Yeah. - The other day,

Slate looked at Edwin and I and we were kissing,

and she goes, "Mom, you're supposed to only kiss me!"

And I just, like, I want them to have a joking banter

about their parents love.

Let's finish this. - I wanna go to the movies.

♪ ♪

- No, boys. Come in. Come in.

Come in. Hanky, in.

You're a naughty boy.

You're a naughty boy.

Ah, well.

All the animals at Villa Rosa listen to me.

Unlike some of my friends.

Hello. - Gorgeous.

- Well, hello. - How are you?

- Good. You look gorgeous.

- Good to see you. Amazing.

- Oh, my gosh. - Thank you.

- You're doing well in this. - Stunning.

- Really? - Excuse us.

- You look gorgeous. - Thank you.

Well, that's exactly the way you should speak

to your editor and chief. Both: Ah, yes.

- It's been an absolute honor

to be asked to be editor-in-chief

at "Beverly Hills Lifestyle" magazine.

I've written for this magazine since its inception,

but to be the boss and make some decision,

this job should suit me perfectly.

Is this too gay, this cup for you?

- Uh, it's not gay enough. - Even if I don't act the part,

I definitely look the part.

Right? [bell dings]

- Ooh, you made your tea hot. - Well, what else...

- Oh, God. - Do you want to put ice in it?

- No, it's perfect. - That's the way we drink it

in England, remember? - Holy mother.

Okay, so I wanna see the jewelry line.

- Yeah, the jewelry. - Oh, the jewelry's great.

These are just the samples,

and, honestly, I just, you know, created it

with Christina Makowsky... - Yeah.

- But she's done most of the work.

You know, as our fashion editor,

she does a great job,

and so she was just like, "Why don't we do it together?"

And, of course, everybody knows I love jewelry.

- [gasps] It's stunning. - Oh, my God.

- Okay, um... - Wait, let me see it.

Wait, wait, don't put it away. - Wait, wait.

There's too many pieces. - Why can't I wear it?

I'll wear each piece as you take it out.

- He will. He'll wear them all over.

- Just stop. Now you're scaring me.

Glamorous and gorgeous jewelry

is absolutely essential in Beverly Hills.

To be without would be a cardinal sin.

I like those three together. See those three?

That's beautiful, right? - I love that.

- And it goes all the way up the arm.

I think it's gonna photograph really well.

- So tell us your idea for the shoot.

Like, what are you thinking? - Well, to just have

the jewelry on somebody. - Okay.

- So, you know, like, have a hand model

or, you know, like, get somebody in who,

you know, just does hand jobs.

You just do hand jobs, don't you?

- I just do them all the time.

- Maybe you could do it. - So I'd be perfect.

- Okay, enough about your private life.

No, but I'm serious. I don't want it

to be a fashion shoot really. - Okay.

- We can just get a model.

- Well, I was actually thinking of asking Dorit to do it.

She's got beautiful hands, beautiful décolletage...

- I'ma put it down your dress!

- Don't! - [screams]

- Whoo! - [laughs]

- Oh, my God. - Oh, thank you!

- She comes round here, we shoot it here,

we just have a bit of fun.

- She really embodies our girl. - Yeah.

- A working mom, she's current,

she's really beautiful. - But does she model?

- I think she might have modeling experience.

Her social media is impeccable.

- If you think that she'll be great,

then, yeah. - Well, I'll ask her

if she wants to do it. I'll let Christina or Susan

or you guys organize. - We'll make it happen.

♪ ♪

- Three options:

Moschino... - Too hot.

- Too hot. Custom McQueen...

- Not enough time to make it fab.

Fresh off the runway Versus. - Easy...

- Oh. - Right?

- Easy. - Ah, that's cute.

- I'm voting that. - That'll cute with this hair.

Both: Yeah. - Yes, it's a pain in the ass

to drag all this sh... All around the world,

but you know what, you never know what's gonna happen.

Going to a place like Tokyo, it's fun,

colorful, whimsical.

You gotta have levels to this whole madness.

[phone line trills] - Are you here?

- I am here, I'm getting ready,

and I am on the way. - Okay, it's a mad house here.

Just FYI. It is crazy.

So come...

- Okay, okay, okay, I'm on the way.

- Okay, see you soon. - Bye.

[mellow electronic music]

♪ ♪

[indistinct chatter in Japanese]

♪ ♪

- The girls' careers have gone from 0 to 60...

They have... very quickly.

- Thank you, all, for the love and support.

It means so much to all of us,

and just thank you for coming here.

- I look at it as such a blessing

'cause when I first started,

I was told by a modeling agent

that I should get back on the bus

and go home to Oregon.

Honey, it took years

because I didn't have a famous last name.

I came from nothing.

♪ ♪

- Hey, how are you?

Oh, my god, how are you? - [screams]

Oh, her hair! - [laughs]

- Hi. - How are you?

- Your hair.

- Hi! - Oh, my gosh!

- Yay, you made it! - Sorry, it took me a second

because of, like, the traffic and everything

to get over here. What are you doing?

- Welcome to Tokyo! - I gotta do your hair.

I gotta do a hair thing. - How you been?

- Wait a minute. - Oh, my God, when in Tokyo.

- I love you. - So Delilah, Ethan, and I

are just gonna go to dinner. - Okay, good.

You have early call tomorrow. It's early.

- What're you guys doing tomorrow?

- Two store openings,

maybe a commercial?

- And then we do "Vogue."

- "Vogue Taiwan."

That's just... - [screams]

- I know! - No way!

- Yes! - That is so cool!

- They booked "Vogue Taiwan."

There's, like, doing it, and then there's, like "Vogue."

- Okay, I'm gonna go see where to get sushi around here.

- Bye, honey. - And there they go.

Both: And there they go.

- They in this little window right now.

Millennials that are children of famous people.

The Kardashians opened the window,

and it continued with the Hadids...

Their agent said the other day,

"Bella and Gigi work seven days a week..."

- Of course they do. - "If that's what you want..."

- "If you want that A-level career

like Gigi and Bella have..." - Yeah.

- Wow, your body looks amazing, Gigi.

- It's kind of flappy in the front, the hair.

You see that? - There they are.

They have bodyguards. They have two bodyguards,

and they're in that van, and they will be whisked away.

So they get in the door quicker, maybe.

But then, people go like this.

"Okay, so show me."

They have to work really hard

because that window's gonna close in a hot second.

See, look it. - Those are your girls...

- Those are my girls up there.

Coming up... - You don't like it?

- Yeah. - What don't you like?

- I don't like anything about it.

I'm a bit of a perfectionist. - What don't you like?

- That's gonna be, like, the front page.

- I'm sure there's better. - I love that.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Are you not ready yet?

- I'm nowhere near ready, by the way, Lis.

- Hurry up. - Oh, right, 'cause this is...

I'm doing this. - Yeah. Hurry up.

God, Erika Jayne would have been ready in five minutes.

- Yeah, well, you know what? It's no problem.

You could have called her last minute, Lisa.

Speaking of which, this was ultra last minute.

I could have been glammed and ready for you.

- Yeah, but when you're a natural beauty like you,

it doesn't matter. You don't need any preparation.

- I mean, when I called you and I asked you distinctly.

"What exactly am I doing?" "Oh, nothing, Dorit.

No, no, I'm just gonna take one shot of your hand."

- That was the plan. - Next thing I know,

I get a call from your daughter yesterday,

"We're gonna do a whole photo shoot."

I said, "Well, I don't have any hair and makeup.

"Well, someone will be there." Which...

- Don't worry about it. You're gonna look amazing.

- One thing I cannot stand is to be ill-prepared.

Why wouldn't Lisa call me herself?

She knows that I would never be at a photo shoot

without having my hair and makeup team

that really know me. You've just poked my eye out.

No worries. - Christina...

- Just give me the heads up.

That's what friends do.

- Don't worry about it. You're gonna look amazing.

I'll fix it in Photoshop if you don't, okay?

- How are you gonna fix my entire face in Photoshop?

- Are we ready? 'Cause Dorit is not ready,

but we're ready. - I'm honored,

but if I'm gonna have photos of me in a magazine.

At the very least, I'd like to look my best.

- Are we doing one shot with all the jewelry?

- You have to do it as a collection.

- How many pages are we gonna use?

Are we gonna do six pages of it?

Well, then, why do we need

to put it all on at once? I don't think we do.

- Well, it was just an idea of a look.

- Just get one photo with it all on.

- This is so different to what I was told,

but despite me feeling uncomfortable,

it's hard to say no to Lisa Vanderpump.

- Here we go. Rock and roll.

Perfect.

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, I like that. - Yeah.

- And then just open it... - Dorit, you should be a model.

- Have you modeled before, Dorit?

- Yes. - Ooh, I like that.

- Hey, what kind of modeling did you do, anyways?

- Hello, I have my own swimwear line.

- So you used to model it yourself?

- Yeah, a bit. - Look, Dorit,

you're gonna love this. Have a look.

Have a look. It's nice, right, Dorit?

- I love that, yeah.

- It's terrible. Oh, my God, that's so terrible.

- You don't like it? - Yeah.

- What don't you like? - Can we start editing?

- I don't like anything about it, but...

- What? - I'm a bit of a perfectionist.

- That's gonna be, like, the front page.

- I don't quite understand Dorit's gripe.

"Beverly Hills Lifestyle" have shot Kristen Chenoweth,

Cate Blanchett, and many, many people over the years.

And they've used the magazine's hair and makeup.

So, Dorit, take a chill pill.

- I think we need a bit of powder

'cause I'm super shiny. I'm, like... yeah.

- Actually, you're not that shiny at all.

- No, we're going for the sweaty look this year.

- I'm sure there's better. - I love that.

- Can I tell you. I love this picture.

- Yeah, I like that picture.

[pop music]

♪ ♪

- All right, where we going? What're we doing?

- Let's go to that famous cross area.

- Oh, is this the place? - Yeah.

Look at all these people. I love it.

- So pretty, right? - We love it here.

- Yeah. What're they doing?

Can we do that? I don't know.

- Yeah. Whoo!

[both laugh]

I love that my daughters are killing it,

but there's a sense of sadness that they're growing up.

Okay, after this, you guys have interviews,

and then we're gonna see you guys at the party.

- Thank you. Thank you. I know, thanks.

- It all happens very fast here.

Shoom. I thought I would be needed

a little bit more on this trip,

but they're not my babies anymore.

So thank God Erika's here.

♪ ♪

- Ooh, look at that bridge. - Mm-hmm.

- Ooh, look at those lotuses. - Oh, those are pretty.

The juxtaposition with those big ole...

- Buildings. Oh, a turtle.

- Where? - Right there on that rock.

What'd the girls do today?

- The girls shot "Vogue Taiwan."

- They are working those little models.

- Those little honies are gonna be tired tonight.

So did I tell you that I went with Dorit to...

Teddi's horse show.

It was not a big deal. There were jabs,

there were jibs, there were this and that,

like there always are... - But you guys got along?

- We got along fine. - It was, like, no tension?

- You know what I've realized?

I had my talk with Dorit, and I'm, like, done with it.

- And she's done with it? - She doesn't seem to think

she did anything wrong... - Oh.

- Which I, of course... - Feel differently, maybe.

- I... well, I own my part of it.

You were saying that I had a Xanax problem.

[soft dramatic music]

We had a really bad moment on both sides of it.

I think we can both acknowledge that we both...

- I didn't do anything to you, Lisa.

I never did.

- Are you prepared to, like, "I don't care,"

I'm putting it behind us, I'd rather have peace"?

- I don't expect Dorit to apologize to me.

I don't need an apology from her.

I don't need anything from her.

I need to clean my side of the street,

so I can move forward. - I am more than impressed.

I think Rinna has changed

because these girls are growing up so quickly,

and she's seeing them leave. I know that hurts,

and I know she's thinking to herself,

"I've got to set the best example I can

for these young women." Oh, yeah.

- Women supporting women.

- Well, that's what we should be doing.

- Women supporting women.

- Coming up...

- What is going on? Glenn!

- I'm gonna go get some candles.

- Should I just cancel this

and tell everybody don't come?

- No, we're not gonna tell everybody not to come.

[percussive music]

♪ ♪

=- Glenn, the toilet's still in the theater bathroom,

what am I gonna do? - What?

- I have a toilet on the floor

in the only bathroom that I have access to.

- Yeah, we're taking care of it, but you have two...

What about this bathroom?

- No, that bathroom's not cute.

This is not the most opportune time to entertain.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

My OCD is really going into overdrive.

I am just going to keep the tequila flowing

so that everybody gets so drunk

that they don't notice their Louboutin's

traipsing across a broken floor.

Why are my mom's ashes down there?

Jesus.

[quirky music]

Oh, my God, are you kidding me?

This is not good.

This doesn't even go here.

Ah. Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

Sorry about that, Mom.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Where is she?

- [laughs]

- Come on. We are in Tokyo. - Whoo!

- I give you the full... Tokyo, this is the place

where you can have absolute fun.

There's no rules here, so in Erika Jayne land,

it's perfect. - Wow.

- It's fun. - I like these boots too.

- Old-school Guccis. - Are they?

- Like, over a decade old, yeah.

- [sighs] - And this is an old McQueen

that's, like, 15 years old. - No.

♪ ♪

- Oh, sh... I almost fell down.

- Are you okay? - It's all good.

Ah!

Not gonna catch me with my underwear off.

[both laugh]

This is beautiful. - Ah, this is pretty. Look.

This lovely geisha house is out of this world.

Like, exactly what I think of

authentic Japanese experience.

[overlapping greetings]

- Oh, my gosh, hello. Hi.

- [speaking Japanese] - Wait, what're we doing?

- Please take off your shoes. - Okay, great.

Can I take off my shoes over here?

- Yeah, maybe you better sit down.

- Please, sit. - Hey, Lisa.

- Let me help this woman. - Hold... excuse me.

- She's gonna have to have a pull.

[playful music]

- Oh, that wasn't so hard. - No, not at all.

Why are they making me take my boots off right now?

I should have planned better.

I should have worn knee socks.

[sighs] - This is so lovely.

- Is this a napkin? - Yes.

- Yes.

It felt like a place mat for a second.

- Thank you. - Oh, thank you.

[soft music]

- This freaks me out a little bit.

- It's some Japanese fish. - It's like a baby fish.

- Yes, it's baby ayu fish. - Oh, okay.

- Is it whole? - Yes.

- Thank you very much. - Thank you.

- I don't know that I'm gonna eat this tempura Nemo.

[laughs] You know, it looks like

it came out of someone's aquarium.

Respectfully.

- Mm-hmm, look at that gold bowl.

[playful music]

Oh, God. That tastes like the ocean.

♪ ♪

- It's a little slimy.

- [sighs]

Sushi in LA is pretty and it tastes good.

It doesn't stare back at you.

Where's my California roll?

[both laugh softly]

They're just a little bit chewy.

- I-I-I-I...

- I hope you really, really, enjoy.

- Thank you, you're very sweet. Thank you.

- Thank you so much. - Thank you so very much.

- Thank you so much. - Okay.

- So, tell me, what's your son doing these days?

- He's a busy man... - [laughing] I just can't.

- Living in his mom's house.

- And he's living in his mom's house,

which aren't you kind of happy about?

- Because I know where he is when he comes home,

and it means something to me when I hear the door close.

My son is a police officer. He's 25 now,

but no matter whether they're an infant

or they're grown, I mean, you never stop being a parent.

- Just the thought of Delilah going to New York...

I mean, I think it's great...

- And you want them to be independent,

but at the same time, it freaks you out.

- She's not gonna be there, and I'm not gonna get

the door closing. - She's gonna be

off in New York by herself... - Off in New York...

- Beautiful, young girl, and she's got...

- Who doesn't always know how to say no.

We all know the dangers of being a young woman

working in this business.

I've been in this business for 30 years now.

I've been very fortunate that I have never had

any sexual harassment experience,

but I know what's out there.

I have every hope and faith, but, you know, I'm a worrier.

- You should be worried.

[dramatic music]

- Yeah, it's gonna be hard. I'm terrified because

I can't protect them from creepos,

but I'm raising these girls

that anything could happen to at any moment,

and I want them to go, "Oh, God,

"I don't trust this situation.

"My gut's telling me this is not right.

This is a creepy guy. Get out."

I'm gonna worry. - That's okay though.

- I'm just gonna worry. - Mom's worry.

[gentle strumming]

- Oh. - Holy sh...

♪ ♪

This is amazing.

♪ ♪

[tambourine jingling] - [singing in Japanese]

♪ ♪

- It's so Tokyo.

The elderly woman doing the...

I don't know what it was.

♪ ♪

I mean, it... mind-blowing.

♪ ♪

Domo arigato gozaimashita.

♪ ♪

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

- What is going on?

Glenn! [dog barking]

Glenn. - Yeah?

- I'm trying to get ready in the dark.

- So, we're totally fine. - I'm blind as a bat.

- No, no, no, we're fine.

- Every single time I throw a party,

I think, "Can you imagine if my power went out?"

And it's actually happening now.

Should I just cancel this and tell everybody don't come?

- No, we're not gonna tell everybody not to come.

- Coming up... - I'm not gonna lie,

but, like, your sex book, like, taught me

how to give head. - Oh, my God.

- We're already

- We're already out getting the candles.

- You sent someone to go get candles?

- Oh, yeah. We're gonna candle the heck...

- I had to get dressed in the dark.

- You look great. Two different shoes,

but other than that, it's fine. - Oh, my God.

Glenn, I believed you. - Okay.

Who cares what I wear or what I look like,

we can't even see each other. I mean, I might as well

wear no clothes to this party.

Take all this makeup off and get naked.

[upbeat music]

- Such a warm night.

- It's, like, beyond tropical warm.

- Hold on, Glenn, I'm gonna give you light right now.

- Hello? - Oh, look, this is what...

- It's a renovation... - Ay, look.

- It's a renovation party, babe.

- Oh, my... - Hello, Kyle.

- Are you kidding me?

I said casual. My God, you look...

- 'Cause this is such a casual table.

- Kyle, she doesn't do casual. - By the way, I have no power.

- Is it a murder in the dark evening.

- I have no power. - You've got no power?

- Oh, you've got no power? - Yeah, no power.

Everything is a disaster. - Okay, Kyle, nice to see you.

PK, ready? - [laughs]

- It's 100 degrees outside, and no power.

Drinking is just about the only thing

that's gonna get us through this evening.

Make it a double, actually.

[door opens] - Isn't that cool?

- [laughs] - Coming.

Hi! - Hello, how are you?

- Hi, beautiful! So good to see you.

- Good to see you. - How are you?

- How tall are your heels tonight?

- Pretty tall. - You still look beautiful.

- Storm, no. - Oh, hi, I know.

- So many memories here. - Okay, so anyway...

- So many memories here, right. - So many memories.

- You're looking very fab. - Oh, you too.

Muah. - Hey, ladies.

All: Hi! - How you doing? Muah.

- Hi. Who's this cutie? - That's Storm.

- Good to see you. Great to see you.

- How are you? So nice to meet you.

- I know, finally. I've heard so many

great things about you. - You too.

Nice to meet you.

- Yeah, thanks for having us over.

- Okay, Storm is now eating pancakes.

- And we've got dog saliva on the pancakes.

- You don't have any fans or anything here, do you?

- Oh, my God. - And you had to invite us

on the one night that it's, like, a desert.

- What do think, there's gonna be an ice machine outside?

Do you need a luge? - I was hoping.

- [scoffs] - Dorit has made

every complaint you possibly can.

I'm like, "can we stop talking about it?"

♪ ♪

- Oh, this is weird. - I know.

- My assistant designers and my... oh!

- Gorgeous. - You have no idea.

- What? - I have no power.

There's no power in my house. - I thought maybe it was

a surprise birthday for me or something, darling,

'cause it was all dark. - No, no, really, we're...

- Here's a candle for you. Perfect.

- Thank you. Oh, my God, thank you.

- Hey. - Hi, good to see you.

Is he here? - My boyfriend.

He's coming tonight? - He's coming after work.

- Who? - My boyfriend.

- He's coming tonight? - Yeah, he's gonna stop in.

- Is he coming? - Oh, cool.

- Yeah, he's gonna come. He's working a lot.

- But he's coming tonight? - Mm-hmm.

I'm not going to interview him. - Please don't.

I just want to... - I know sh... we start asking,

and she's like, "Actually..." - Please don't.

I met David, my boyfriend, about a year ago

at a Halloween party.

Just kind of narrowed in on me.

Said, "I wanna get to know you."

So I found it really hot,

and I was like, "Okay, I'm interested."

- I'm excited to see him. - Oh, thank you.

He's a nice guy.

- I'm just trying to light a candle.

I mean, I need all the light I can get.

♪ ♪

Oh, my God, I'm burning my finger.

- Hi, honey. - [sighs] Love beans.

- What's going on here? - We have no power.

- Jennifer has all her lights on.

Have you called the DWP? - Yes, they did.

They're supposed to be on it.

- Will you give me another one of these beers?

- Hi, Dorit. - It's definitely my husband,

Hello, Mauricio. - How are you doing?

- Oh. - Nice to see you.

- Ah, did you get that? - He used the one kiss

versus two.

- I'll give here two kisses. - Mauricio, this is Teddi.

- Teddi, nice to meet you. - Hi, Teddi, how do you do?

Very nice to meet you. How's everything?

- Everything's great. Thanks for having me.

- Welcome to our house. I just met Edwin.

- Oh, you did? - I did.

- Did you speak in Spanish or English?

- English.

I don't know if she's called DWP,

but I'm gonna find out what's going on.

- Okay, Mauricio. - I'll be right back.

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Good evening. Thank very much for joining.

Here is our menu. Happily recommend

the drinks on the left-hand side.

- Can I get, like, a coke, please?

- A coke? Yes. - Thank you.

- And do you have a glass of rosé?

- Of rosé? - Do you have, like,

a Whispering Angel? - Whispering Angel?

Yes, we do. - Thumbs up.

Both: Hi. - I can't believe you guys

are still standing after this day.

- I'm not. - Erika, they barely are.

Trust me. [both laugh]

- You look so good. - You look so pretty.

- Thank you. I had a nice day with your mom.

We had fun. - Where'd you guys end up?

Do you like my set makeup?

- Yes, I do, as a matter of fact.

I don't think you should take it off.

- Whispering Angel. - Yes, please.

- Ooh, Whispering Angel. - I just ordered it right up.

Would you like some? - Would you like a glass?

- No, I'm good. So, shooting for "Vogue,"

how did it feel? - We were just, like,

kind of freaking out the whole time.

- Every time I kept seeing myself on the monitor...

- Yeah, that's what I'm saying. - I was like, "This isn't me,"

but, like, it was such a dream.

- Well, your mother and I had very traditional

Japanese delicacies.

We both ate out of our comfort zone.

- Big. - We ate eel and uni

and hairy crabs. - I don't understand...

- Hairy crabs. - It was brave of us, I think.

- That's cool. I wish I had that experience.

- It was interesting. - Actually, after watching

that girl's YouTube channel,

of her just, like, stuffing her face with food,

- She's, like... this girl is so entertaining.

But just watching her eat... - She eats on camera

and people follow her? - It's so good.

Oh, I just watch it for hours.

Both: Why? - [laughs]

It's so good. - I'm so... I'm confused.

- I'm really intrigued. - Wait, I just, like...

I think I need to show you.

- Show. - But why?

- I don't know. - I've never seen

a box of pizza that big. - Oh, just wait.

- There's three different pizzas in there.

- How many? - Three.

- Wait, this is her trying... - She doesn't eat

all the pizza, does she? - Oh, yeah.

- [chewing]

Wow.

[quirky music]

It's so different.

- I don't understand

what this generation finds interesting

about watching people eat obsessively.

I don't know. I don't... maybe I'm just,

like... old?

It's interesting that people are fascinated

by watching other people... - Other people eat.

- Like, eat, and stuff because it's something that

I would have... - I feel as though

it's more of a, like... I like watching her

because she doesn't care. - What?

I would say there's so much shame

around food in our country.

I've been accused of having food issues for years.

It's weird, you guys.

I've been really careful as they've grown up

to not use the word diet,

to not make food weird.

That's what I've tried to do.

- Don't you watch porn instead of people eating?

I'm blown away.

- Maybe I don't wanna know about that yet.

Maybe I'd just rather not know. [laughs]

- I know about you watching porn.

- I'm not gonna lie, but, like, your sex book,

like taught me... - Oh, my God.

[playful music]

What? - It just teaches you.

- I knew this was gonna happen. - I don't do that.

- I don't do that. - I knew.

I never thought in a million years

that my own children would read the book.

- And I was, like, 12 when I saw this.

It literally teaches you how to give head.

- [sighs] - Very precisely.

- I have not read Lisa Rinna's blow-job technique book,

but I don't fault her.

It's okay. It's human sexuality.

We're not in the Stone Age.

- If you're gonna learn, you better learn it right.

- I don't know if I wanted to

learn it from you because now...

[laughs]

- They learned how to give a blow job

from this book right here. [beeps]

"By using the seal in the ring,

"you can create a deep throat sensation

without taking the entire penis..."

[laughs] [beeps]

"This move also prevents gagging."

[laughs] [beeps]

How could I have put this in a book?

[laughing] Oh, my God.

- No, I do a lot of sh..., but I've never written

about giving a blow job. - Yet.

- Remember that. - I don't do that.

- Yes, that's right. You don't.

Am I a perfect mother? No.

Do I worry that I haven't given them enough?

Of course I do. I mean, our job as parents

is to give our kids the tools

so they can go out in that world and conquer it.

You just don't think you're actually gonna give them this.

♪ ♪

[laughs]

- Here's to you. - Thank you.

- You've had a lot of cheersing to that.

- Cheers with my straw.

- Whatever. It's all good.

- Coming up...

Camille, you're a stupid (BLEEP)!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- All right, I'm working on the power situation.

- Are you sure you paid the bill?

- [laughs] - Hey, Glenn is making

an announcement. - So we are starting

with a Chilean sea bass,

followed by maybe ice cream sandwiches.

- May... oh, that's not happening.

- Hilarious. - Can I get another drink?

- I might have one as well, please.

Um, Kyle, how do you say your husband's name?

- Mauricio. - Thank you.

No, she says it wrong. So she just said to me...

- [laughs] - "Dorit, it's Muh-ricio."

- By the way, you can say it in 100 different ways.

- Excuse me. Excuse me.

- But Ken calls Lisa "Lee-zer."

When you let down your guard, you say "Lee-zer."

- But when he lets down his trousers,

he says "darling." [laughter]

- I feel like a girl who went to the prom.

- Hello! - Hi.

- Hey, there. How are you?

- Kyle. - Nice to see you.

- Nice to see you. - Sorry there's no power here.

- Oh, that's all right. How are you?

- So handsome. - Mm-hmm.

- Really so handsome. - She said you were an upgrade.

- Could be totally inappropriate right now,

but I won't 'cause you're my friend.

- Yes, please do. - You look great together.

- Thank you. - I've known Camille

a long time,

and it's been a tough journey for her.

Cancer, divorce...

[cheers and applause]

I'm really, really happy

she's got her new man by her side.

- Do you need a bump for this? - No, I do need a button...

- Okay, am I gonna be right in the middle of a load of PDA?

- We'll restrain ourselves. We'll restrain ourselves.

- He's very handsome. - Shy, but handsome.

- I'm so damn hot. - Have another drink.

- Thank you, Ken, for putting your two cents in.

Always trying to get me as drunk as I possibly can.

- I got you a drink. - There's Dorit on her own,

and then there's Dorit with a couple shots of tequila in her.

It's like Dorit's talkative evil twin.

She's not a pain in the ass at all.

Very low maintenance, by the way.

- How, sh... y of you, my best friend Kyle Richards...

- Excuse me? - Umansky.

[laughter]

- Oh, she forgot you were here. Sorry.

- I love Lisa, but I think she's jealous

that Dorit and I have a connection.

She's pink with envy right now.

- The one person in this world

that is not afraid of Lisa is me.

- Lisa, she's the one person who's not afraid of you.

- [laughs] - She's not afraid of you.

- Who's afraid of me?

- Everybody. - I don't know.

- Lisa's afraid of you. - [laughs]

- Lisa's afraid of me? - Yeah.

- When I've seen you, like, at your worst...

- Oh. - My knees have been shaking.

- I think we've all seen each other at your worst at times.

- You're such a (BLEEP) liar, Camille.

[dramatic music]

- I haven't seen you at your worst.

- Thank you, my love... - No, you don't want to either.

- I love you so much. - I absolutely haven't seen you

at your worst... - Back to being besties.

- But I haven't seen her at her worst ever.

- Give it time. - Bitch, let's go.

- You're frightening. What is happening?

I'm coming in late. - Okay.

I had the whole conversation with PK today.

We talked about what I've been talking to you girls about.

- About letting down your tro... - About having another baby.

- I'm just getting flashbacks.

- Do you wanna be pregnant, Camille?

- No, I can't. I don't have a uterus.

So that... I'm out. - You are out, for sure.

- We're trying to work some miracles.

- No matter how hard you try, it's not happening.

- I need to know something. Camille?

- Yes? - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait a second because I'm looking after your interest.

Can you just think about what you're going to ask him

before you say it? - I could never do that.

- Camille, would you be our godfather?

- I don't have a dick and testicles.

I think that'd be pretty hard. - That's trouble.

- I'm gonna come up with a whole new strap-on line

named the Camille.

- When Dorit starts talking crazy talk,

is when I just honestly "whoosh."

Sometimes she's a little bit of a show pony,

and sometimes it just doesn't play well.

- David, I'm so sorry.

- David's getting an initiation tonight.

Poor David, I feel bad. I'm gonna pass out.

- Camille, you're a stupid (BLEEP)!

- Camille... - Oh, boy.

- Oh, my God. - There we go again,

with the C word.

- God.

- Dorit, everyone's entitled to act stupid once in a while,

but you really abuse the privilege.

- I'm like, "Yes! Wait, what was the question?"

- Honestly, at this point,

I really don't give two sh... s about you.

- He's new to the group. He's not used to that kind of...

- Oh, her boyfriend. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry.

- His poor virgin ears.

- But I care about what David thinks.

Because if I'm associating with the rantings

of a crazed, drunk woman, it makes me look bad.

- Andele, andele.

- Dorit, Dorit, shhh. - I am making...

- Seriously.

- Lisa, do you have a rubber band?

- Go, go. [laughter]

- Next time on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- What are you doing on me? - I'm doing Lisa Rinna.

- But daytime Lisa Rinna. - Yeah.

- I have quite a history with "Live."

Regis actually told me it was between me and Kelly.

He said, "Lisa, Lisa, I gotta tell you,

you came close!"

- Someone just dropped of this dog

'cause they found him running on the street.

- Hey. - Oh, I want this dog.

This looks like Ken.

- Mr. Girardi had a car accident.

It's the first time I've seen Tom not superhuman.

- Right. - And that kinda sucks.

- I'm sorry.

- What's going on, Kyle?

- It's not like it was before. You're not always invited now.

- I've been sitting here for over 30 minutes.

- I'm so, so, so sorry to keep you waiting.

- There's a little thing happening with Lisa Vanderpump

that I read in the news, a little lawsuit thing happening.

- The (BLEEP)?

- To learn more about the Housewives,

go to bravotv.com.