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Previously on "The Real

Previously on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills."

- Whenever I text Erika,

there's never anything that comes back to me.

- Maybe we can do a fun girls trip.

- I want to go to Vegas.

- Yes! - Yay!

- So my birthday is next week.

- Mine's tomorrow. - Tomorrow?

- Will you come to Vegas? - Yes.

- Hi, Teddi. - Hi.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too.

- Hi, Erika.

- I don't want to fight with anybody.

Let's have fun.

Fresh beginnings, happy birthday, yay.

- Lisa Rinna calling.

I'm gonna meet you guys in Vegas tonight.

- All right.

- Ugh.

[upbeat music]

- I bumped into Harry on a hike.

He was clearly really upset.

- Lisa! - Hello.

[upbeat music]

- In this town, fame and money come and go,

but friends should not.

♪ ♪

- Some people call me cold,

but that's not ice-- it's diamonds.

♪ ♪

- I believe in excess of everything,

except moderation.

♪ ♪

- Having the best isn't important to me,

but being my best is.

♪ ♪

- I don't have to buy it, 'cause I already own it.

♪ ♪

- The queen of diamonds always has an ace up her sleeve.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Wow, hello, everyone.

- Oh. - Hello.

- Hello, Lisa Rinna.

- Hello, hello, hello.

- This is Teddi.

- Nice to meet you. - Lisa Rinna, nice to meet you.

- Hello, Rinna.

I've got a bit of a cold, but I'll happily

give it to you. - [laughs]

No, don't!

I don't want your cold.

- Okay, you guys know each other.

- You look amazing. - Thank you, as do you.

- And happy birthday. - Thank you.

- There's a lot of birthdays here.

- And happy birthday.

Hi, Dorit.

It's nice to see you.

- Good to see you.

- It's nice to see you.

- Yeah? - Yes, it is.

- Really? - It is nice to see you.

- I want Dorit and Lisa Rinna to get along.

And the fact that I've asked everyone

to come together for this weekend,

I feel like it's a little bit on me,

because otherwise they're gonna be saying,

"I told you this wasn't a good idea."

- It's your birthday. - I know.

- We're here to celebrate a good thing.

- I know, I know.

- We're all Cancers, and it's a birthday celebration.

So what a great way to start fresh.

So how about, let's rebirth me

into a nice, fun-loving girl that I've always been?

I mean, I'm gonna be the nicest ----ing Lisa Rinna

you've ever seen. [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Room key, gum, lip gloss, compact.

- Thank you.

Vegas is a place where you can really

kind of show out and act like an ass.

And tonight I'm channeling Russian hooker

with a little bit of '90s supermodel

on the color palette.

I love you.

I'll see you guys later.

- Bye, Birthday. - S&M Barbie, work it.

- Look back at it.

- I have a client.

[laughter]

- She came to play.

- Hello. - Hello!

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God!

- Well, I've seen you. - And you look gorgeous.

- Hi, Adrienne. - Hi, honey.

- Hi, so good to see you.

- Does this take you back a little bit?

- It does.

- I'm Dorit. - Hi, nice to meet you.

- Very nice to meet you.

- Hi, Teddi. - Hi, nice to meet you.

- Can I get you a glass of champagne?

- Thank you, honey.

- To old times.

- To old times. - To old times.

[doorbell dings]

- Oh, I'll get it, for God's sake.

Oh, okay, come in!

[cheering]

- Wow. - Wow.

- Yes, honey. - Whoo!

- I heard someone called for a dominatrix.

[laughter]

- Her '90s dominatrix outfit:

I love it.

- She brings it, honey.

- Our group is starting to look like The Village People.

- The S&M club is maybe down the road a few blocks,

but that's not where we're heading.

- Maybe this is what Tom likes.

Maybe this is how she gets the jewelry.

Hmm.

[upbeat music]

- Hello. - Hi.

♪ ♪

- I brought my security with me.

- I'm gonna sit here. - Okay.

- Ladies, good evening. - Hello, how are you?

- How's it going? - Awesome.

- I'll have a margarita on the rocks, no salt.

- I'm gonna have a sauvignon blanc.

- A Grey Goose, club soda, three lemons.

- Can you believe we're all here in Vegas?

- Well, thank you for inviting me.

What a nice surprise.

- It was a nice surprise for me, as well,

that you were invited to this trip.

A really nice surprise.

Guys, not to embarrass you,

but Teddi's father is John Cougar Mellencamp.

- [laughs]

- Just want to say that.

- That's really how I like to be led

into all conversations.

- I love him.

- Can I just say "Jack and Diane"?

Hello?

Huge Mellencamp fan, huge.

- When we were growing up, he was John Cougar, right?

And then he added the Mellencamp?

- My name's Mellencamp.

I don't know about the Cougar.

[laughter]

- When I was listening to John Mellencamp,

I had lots of makeup, a lot of hair,

and really bushy eyebrows.

Nothing's changed.

- Cheers, everybody.

- Cheers, cheers, everybody. - Cheers.

- Cheers.

- Thank you for including us-- or me.

[laughter]

- You've brought us all together,

and now what are you gonna do with us?

- Lisa is obsessed with taking us

on this huge ferris wheel.

- I want to go.

- So, yeah, the ferris wheel.

What if we feel like we want to throw someone out?

- No, no, that's why we're going up there.

[laughter]

- "Let's just go look at the view."

- Whoops! - What?

- I'm not gonna let anybody shake me.

I don't care what people say.

I don't care!

Because I'm nice Lisa Rinna.

Nice, nice, nice.

♪ ♪

- Very good, thank you.

- Okay, everybody, eat up.

And remember, what happens here...

- Stays here. - Stays here.

- So Teddi was telling me what she does.

And I think you should tell the group.

- I'm an accountability coach.

- What does that mean?

- You have to prove to me

that you've done your workouts.

You show me your portions.

And then you learn, like, "Oh, wow,

"I said I was gonna work out after work,

and now I'm tired," or, "I have kids."

And I'm like, "No, no,

put your kids in a stroller and walk."

My daily responsibility as an accountability coach

is to remind my clients, "You can do it,

and you are worth it."

And as cheesy as it sounds,

getting that one little text from me

makes all the difference to somebody.

For me, I always kind of struggled with my weight,

a big weight fluctuater.

- Really?

Has there been a lot of weight gain?

- Yes. - How much?

- I mean, I weighed over 200 pounds.

- Really? - Mm-hmm, yeah.

- Kudos to you, honey. - Wow!

- My whole life, I've struggled with my weight,

and I struggled with holding myself accountable.

- Whew.

- You're struggling there, babe?

- Hold it.

- Oh, shocking, the shirt came off.

For me, my job is helping women reach their goals.

I want every woman to fight to be the best they can be.

Love you.

- Teddi, is it all about weight,

or is it about accountability in life?

- I mean, I'm not a therapist.

- Because I was gonna introduce you to my friend.

- Listen, I have my own therapist.

- You do? - Of course.

- We need to get your money back.

- [laughing]

- It's clearly not working, Lisa.

- Guys, come on, please.

- I would want a full cash refund.

I would want an apology letter.

And I would probably never bother going again.

How about that?

- I was in New York with the girls.

I found Delilah an apartment yesterday.

- She's gonna go to NYU.

- That's good.

- Boys are the best, Erika.

- Yes.

I couldn't imagine have a girl.

No.

To live in that house with those two men

is insanity.

One of our favorite things to do is to have a relay race.

- Yes!

It's the easiest thing in the world to do.

It's definitely nice to see a different side to Erika.

She's warmer.

She's not as cold as she was to me.

She's engaging.

And it just feels very different.

- Are you ready to go to the club?

It's time for Camille to show us her dance moves.

- Lisa, are you gonna dance,

or are you gonna be like...

- What do you think?

- I want you to dance.

- Do you?

- She's fun.

----ing sh-- is amazing.

[thumping dancing music]

[cheering]

- It'll be like old times, Adrienne.

- Yeah, just like old times.

[exciting music]

♪ ♪

- Yay!

- Oh, yeah.

[cheering]

- Cheers! - We're here!

[cheering]

[thumping dance music]

♪ ♪

- Yay!

- Seeing Dorit is a little bit awkward.

Like, a smidge.

Whatever.

Give me some dranks.

Put me in a club with some music.

[mimicking dance beat]

I love it.

I'm having fun.

I don't care. It's all good.

- Yeah, I could just, like,

knock her right over the balcony over there,

knock some sense into that head of hers.

[laughs]

- Do it, do it, Camille!

- Yay! - Whoo!

- Camille still has the same dance moves

she had seven years ago in Vegas.

[cheering]

That's the signature Camille dance.

- Go, Camille!

Ah!

[cheering]

[laughter]

- No way!

- I'm totally caught off guard.

I've never had anything like that done for me before.

It makes me feel good.

They picked a nice photo too.

Thank you.

[cheering]

- Happy birthday. - Happy birthday, girls.

[cheering]

- Coming up...

- 14! - What?

- I won! - Oh, my God.

- And it's my birthday!

[both shout]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[cell phone ringing]

- Hi, how are you?

- Um...if you really want to know how I am,

I'm not well.

- Why?

- My stomach, it's really bad.

- Why?

- Because of my Wagyu last night.

- What, you had Wagyu?

Well, how much did that cost?

Delilah Belle, that is, like,

the most expensive thing you could ever order.

- Wait, listen, I didn't know.

It was...

I don't want to say!

- Say it.

- Well, we got the check,

and my meat was $280.

- No.

I did not grow up eating $280 steaks.

No, I grew up one block from the trailer park.

I mean, your goal is to make them

well-rounded, functioning adults.

And we have some lessons to learn about money, don't we?

Yeah, we do.

You know what, that is excessive beyond.

- It's kind of a lot.

- Kind of a lot?

- And it's really not sitting well either.

And it's on your card.

Bye!

- No.

[cell phone ringing]

- Hi, Bubba.

- How are you?

- I miss you.

- I miss you too.

- Jagger's okay?

- He's fine.

He just went to camp.

- Honey, is Phoenix napping?

- No, do you want to see her?

- Oh, God, I'd love to see her.

Hi, Mamalita!

I love you so much, baby!

Mwah!

I love you, baby girl.

- You're missed, Bubba.

How's Vegas?

- Vegas is good.

We had a really fun time last night.

Teddi's doing well.

People seem to like her.

She's nice, she's fun.

She's a little bit quiet.

- Who isn't quiet compared to you,

Rinna, and Vanderpump?

I mean, come on.

What about Rinna?

Is she nice?

- Rinna is okay.

I definitely feel like I've got to get

some things off my chest.

- You're no good unless you get it off your chest.

- No.

You know me so well, Bubba.

I don't want to sour the entire weekend

just because I've got

some unresolved feelings with Lisa Rinna.

But now it feels like I'm gonna be a complete fake

if I don't confront her.

Oh, my goodness.

- What are you doing today?

- So I am gonna meet up

with Teddi and Erika in a little bit.

We're gonna do a little bit of gambling,

little bit of shopping maybe.

- But don't go crazy, though.

- I'm not gonna go crazy.

How much would you like me to spend, maximum?

- No more than a million.

- Ugh.

- Kyle.

- Who is this?

- Oh, my God.

- I'm naked, I know.

- You are-- - I'm naked.

- You rock it.

- This is so not fair.

Are you kidding me?

I literally bust my ass working out.

- Whoo!

- Save it, sister.

Then Lisa Rinna just waltzes in here

with, like, little toothpicks and a cantaloupe ass.

No wonder she posts a lot of bikini selfies.

And now I'm definitely not wearing my bathing suit.

To the pool.

- Look how perfect her bottom is.

- I know, I can't even deal with this woman's body.

- All right, here we go.

- Okay, come on, girls.

- Hello, how we doing?

- Hey, how are you?

Can we have some chips, please?

- Of course, how much would you like?

- Well, let's start small.

Give us all $5,000, please.

- Yes, $5,000.

- Agh!

This gives me extreme anxiety right here.

- Why?

Just choose your numbers.

- 11 is my boy, and he never fails me.

- Here we go, good luck.

- We're gonna need it.

- Come on, 11.

- All right, no more bets, please.

- No, I lost.

- 32.

- Oh, I won.

- Red and evens. - Yay!

- Look at you.

- She only put one chip down.

- So how much did I win?

- $800.

- What?

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God, I know.

- I mean, there are moments where I'm like,

wouldn't it have been lovely

had I had a big, fat trust fund to move to Los Angeles with?

However, that wasn't the case.

I lived in a studio apartment with a girl on bunk beds.

Somehow we had enough for cup-o-noodles

and chocolate muffins.

Probably gained, like, 50 pounds, year one.

But anyways, that's why I'm very tight with my money,

because I don't want to waste it

on sh-- that doesn't matter.

- I'ma hit this bitch, I swear to God,

before we leave.

You know, if it gets hot,

you could win 50 grand, 100 grand.

Come on, damn it.

When I'm gambling, time does not exist.

I do not have to go to the bathroom.

I am not hungry.

And hours go by in seconds.

I mean, it's--

it's kind of better than the best sex ever.

- Can we get drinks?

- Sure.

- Sorry, but--thank you.

- Cocktails, please.

- Oh, wow, hi.

- I'm gonna have a Grey Goose club soda.

- Girl, it's 10:00 a.m.

- When in Vegas.

- I'll have a Grey Goose water.

- I'll do Grey Goose club soda.

- It's got to be 5:00 somewhere.

But in Vegas, well...

- Thank you.

- 5:00 could be 10:30 in the morning.

- When you're gambling,

you have to expect that you're gonna lose that money.

- That's why you have a budget.

- Yes.

- You say, I'm prepared to lose 10 grand today,

or 100 grand, or whatever your budget is, 10 bucks.

- I'm not impressed by how much money you're willing to lose,

whether it's your money, your husband's money.

I don't know.

Either way, I'm not throwing it away.

- Good luck.

- Come on.

- 14, I won!

- Oh, my God.

- And it's my birthday!

[both shout]

Yes!

- Well, I know who's treating us tonight.

- Shopping, dinner, drinks.

- What you want? - All on Dorit.

- What you want?

All on me.

- Oh, it was so cute last night at Tao

with all the pictures and all the sparklers.

- We thought that was a good picture of you

in your bathing suit up on the screen.

- Loved it.

What else is new?

So you're going to Croatia and Greece and...

- To the South of France.

- Nice trip.

- After Vegas, my family and I are going to Europe

for a summer vacation.

We'll get on the boat in Greece,

and we'll be on the boat for eight days.

- Amazing.

- So now my girls are running around,

doing all their beauty routines.

Having this vacation with our kids

is something I look forward to every year,

because we're all together 24/7.

It's a mom's dream.

- Okay, here's my question.

Why aren't the young'uns out here at the pool?

- They don't look as good as you.

- Two, sh--.

- Whole table got wiped out.

Teddi's hot, we're broke.

- I know, I'm not touching this pile.

- She's accountable on her chips.

- Yes!

- Chip accountability.

This is my last bet.

- Okay.

- Go, girl.

- We want 10. - We want 10.

- Come on, 10, come on, 10.

Erika, oh--

- Nine! - Nine?

- Oh, my God!

- Well, now you show up, after we've lost everything.

- I'm glad to see that you two are getting on so well.

- Yeah, we're having a good time.

- Let's put it all on one number,

and then let's go shopping.

- How much is that? - No!

- This is your one chance to be unaccountable

for your actions. - Yes!

- Vegas is not the place to be accountable--

for anything.

Certainly not when you're with me.

- This is one my chance to tell all of you...

No.

- What?

No.

- All right, guys, I'm going to the pool.

Even after winning $800,

these girls got more money to spend than I'm willing to.

So, of course, I'm gonna choose the pool.

- Let's just go shopping.

- Okay, let's do it.

- Bye, ladies, have a great day.

- Thank you for nothing.

- Thank you for putting up with us.

- This is pretty.

- So pretty. - This is beautiful.

- Oh, it is.

- I'm really glad, actually,

that you two put aside everything

that went down.

- It's silly.

- Laughing together,

which is what it should have been in the first place.

- Everything that needed to be said was said.

And it's best to go forward and not look back.

- Absolutely.

- Basically we're like sisters now.

- Okay. - Pretty much.

- I want to give you a hug.

- What? - Oh, my God!

- Wait a minute.

I'm getting something...

- I just almost passed out.

- Divine.

- Coming up...

Something happened with Harry.

- You should probably tell her.

But I would tread lightly.

- Ugh.

- I'm really glad that you two

- I'm really glad that you two put aside everything,

because I was so friendly with Dorit,

and I want to get to know you more.

Sometimes I reach out to you and I'll text you,

and I'll say...

- I text you back.

- Yeah, but you text me one word.

- Bullsh--.

I text you back.

I said, "Thank you so much."

You checked on me for my shoulder.

I said, "Thank you so much."

You called me for "Dancing with the Stars."

- But I want you to come to me sometimes.

So you meet me halfway,

because I want to get to know you more.

Erika does respond,

but I've never felt any warmth,

any encouragement for a friendship.

And I like her,

and I feel like it's a two-way street.

- Don't say I text you back with one word.

- No, no, nicely.

But I want to get to know you more, I really do.

- Fine, then I'll text you more.

- I would love that.

- Okay, I will.

Yeah, I need to work on my TLC with the girlfriends.

You know, I'm used to communicating with Queens.

You know, "Hey, bitch."

"What?"

"So you in five."

"Cool."

"All right."

Women, you got to, "Hi, sweetheart,

"I'm on my way, I'm so sorry.

"Is there anything I can get for you?

"I'm running a little bit late.

Blah, blah, blah."

I appreciate you saying these things to me.

- Know what I mean? - Of course.

- I'm quite shocked that she feels this way,

because I didn't think that she would care.

She's a tough chick, and it's nice to see this,

because it shows that she's soft, which is cool.

- I love when everyone's getting along.

- Don't worry, it won't last long.

[laughter]

- You know, this is a really nice way

to get us together again.

And I think it was a really good idea.

- I was like, what about Lisa Rinna and Dorit?

- I know.

- So when you walked in last night,

my first thought was... [gasps]

And then you guys were like, "Hello,"

and it was totally fine.

- I didn't even think that much about it,

to be honest with you.

- I'm really happy to be here, all of us girls.

But with Lisa Rinna,

I just want to tell her that I'm really hurt.

- Thank God I tend to not hold on to things.

I just don't want to.

I just don't.

- For me, it's very uncomfortable.

And I'd rather just say,

"You know what, it hurt me when you did this."

- I mean, so much time has passed.

Who wants to rehash anything?

I don't think anybody wants to rehash.

- No.

- I just want to get some things off my chest.

I've got to clear things up with Lisa Rinna.

I have to know I don't need to be afraid in her presence.

- Oh, my God, we didn't do any shopping.

- Let's go in here.

- Hello, ladies. - Hi.

- Welcome to The Atrium.

- So you've got cosmetics.

- All the cosmetics.

We have fine jewelry.

- I like this.

- What is this, extra repair?

Moisturizing balm.

- Maybe I'll try it.

Do you think I should?

- Here, allow me.

I'll treat you today.

- No, no, no, no.

- Don't take her card.

- Oh, you're so sweet.

I'm actually glad that I brought it up with Erika,

because now she's suddenly feeling

that maybe she needs to make a little bit of an effort.

I'm quite touched.

- What'd you get? - I got face cream.

- Here. - Thank you.

- If I'd known you were gonna buy me something,

I would have gone to the jewelry counter.

- Something more expensive.

- Thank you, darling. - You're welcome.

♪ ♪

- Thank you.

Hi, how are you?

- Good, how are you guys?

- You look great. - Thanks.

- Hi, how are you? - Good, how are you?

- Good. - Where'd you go off to?

- We did a little gambling this morning,

and I won a big stack of hundreds.

And for me, that's huge.

- Come on, get in the pool.

- Whoo!

Agh!

[laughter]

- To be honest, going to Vegas for my birthday with strangers,

I thought it was gonna be such a disaster.

I was like, "This is gonna be terrible."

But you know what, it's so much fun.

I feel like I actually have friendships forming

with the girls.

- Sexy girls.

[cheering]

- Vegas!

- Oh, that's good.

- Oh, I love that.

- Got it!

- Oh, yeah, super cute.

[doorbell dings]

- Vanderpump, time to get

on that ferris wheel you want to go on so badly.

Oh, look at that gorgeousness.

- I heard that, thank you.

Oh, my God, you look so cute.

- What'd you guys do?

- Well, we played roulette.

And Lisa Vanderpump, Dorit, myself did a little shopping.

- How was that?

- It was good, it was nice.

- So I went to the pool,

and we had a private cabana,

and it was Lisa Rinna...

- Oh.

- Yeah, and I actually really adore Lisa Rinna,

but something happened with Harry.

- What happened?

- The day after Kim gave the bunny

back to Lisa Rinna...

- Okay.

- I brought the bunny,

because it didn't feel like it had good energy.

- So I was hiking the next morning,

and I saw Harry.

And I said, "Hi, Harry," and he said to me,

"So what are you gonna do about your sister?

"That woman needs help.

You better get her some help."

He was so pissed off.

And I said to him, "I'm not responsible

"for my sister's actions,

"just like you're not responsible

for your wife's actions, and she's done things too."

- Sure.

I would get it out of my way,

because I would want peace.

I would say, like, "Hey, I just want you to know,

this happened, and I still love you."

And that's what I would do.

But obviously that's a personal choice.

- Honestly, if I had been able to drop it,

I wouldn't be talking about it right now.

So it only seems right to at least talk to Lisa Rinna

so I can get it off my chest and move forward.

- You should probably tell her.

- Yeah.

- But I would tread lightly.

- Ugh.

- Coming up...

- I don't want to feel

like I am in danger.

[upbeat music]

- Oh, my goodness. - Whew.

- What is our agenda?

- Well, I just thought...

- She would torture me; just say it.

- It's called the High Roller.

Kyle's afraid of heights,

but she shouldn't be afraid of the High Roller.

- Why can't we go see Mariah Carey instead?

- Kyle.

It's gonna be so much fun.

And I know once I get her on it,

she's just gonna be fine.

- Holy God.

Why on earth am I here?

- Okay, we're gonna take a running jump at it.

- Go ahead, big shot.

With your pussy bow, go jump off the ledge.

- Did you say, "With your pussy bow?"

- I value my pussy too much to jump, darling.

- All right, come on. - Okay.

- Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

- We made it. We're fine.

Let's have a seat.

- We did it!

- Hi.

I'm parched from the stress.

- Oh, my God, I know.

- No, I don't think the High Roller is a good idea.

Actually, I hate the idea of the High Roller.

I do not like heights.

I not only don't like them.

I'm very afraid of them.

I lose all the feeling in my legs.

And the build-up and the anxiety I have

is always torturous.

I am so happy there's a bar on this ferris wheel.

- Okay, now we're going up.

- This is slow.

- It's not gonna go any faster than this.

- This is it the whole time? - This is it.

- Okay, you guys, this isn't bad.

Now I'm embarrassed.

- Whoo!

- Of course it wasn't scary.

It moves so slow...

that you're like, "Wait, this is it?"

Now I can, like, dial it back a little.

I mean, I wasn't that scared.

I'm surprised that I feel as okay as I feel up here.

All that for nothing.

- It's nice, right?

It's kind of ethereal.

- The High Roller's cool.

It's like a luxury ferris wheel.

We're going, like, really slow over the Vegas Valley.

So we can see lots of cool stuff up here.

- Teddi's going to coach us all on accountability.

- Now everybody take a seat.

[laughter]

- Hi, my name's Lisa, and I'm unaccountable.

- It's Accountability 101.

- We have 40 minutes on this ride.

- I think Lisa Rinna might need a little more time.

[laughter]

- Let's be honest, it really is uncomfortable,

because we had a lot of sh-- go down,

and no one's talked about it.

Like, let's be ----ing honest here.

We're all pretending like it's all okay.

And it's really not.

- Time is a great healer, Rinna.

Things that are left unsaid often fester.

And if we're being accountable,

if there's anything anybody wants to say,

say it now and forever hold your peace.

- This is my last chance to talk to Lisa Rinna

about my incident with Harry

before I head back to L.A. to get ready for Croatia.

Now is the time.

- Rinna, can I talk to you?

Lisa, I have to tell you, and I have to be honest...

- Dorit just hijacked my moment.

[groans]

♪ ♪

- I don't want to rehash the past.

I don't want to feel like I am in danger.

- I mean, come on.

- Is this a good thing to do in an enclosed space?

- Your words and your action are so low,

that they can really affect people's lives.

- Were people doing coke in your bathroom?

- Oh, come on.

- Your husband had said some pretty strong things about me.

You know, you have to think about that.

- What has my husband said?

- You don't want me to have to rehash it.

- No, I do, because-- - "Certifiable"?

- Lisa Rinna, I don't even want to discuss her.

She's certifiable.

- A drug addict?

- She's just a bit paranoid, I don't know.

- Maybe it's because she's on drugs.

[laughs]

- Like, schizophrenic.

- She's like one person one day

and another person in another moment.

You don't really know who you're gonna get.

- There's a term for that-- it's called schizophrenic.

- I don't think...

- But you don't think your husband did that?

- No, not at all.

- If Dorit doesn't think that PK said these things,

I am flummoxed.

And I don't know what to say but,

"I'm moving on. I'm done."

- I kind of feel bad for Lisa,

because Eileen is not here to help her.

- Her backup.

All of us are trying to act low-key,

but really I'm like this.

What's happening over there?

- I'm clear.

I feel like if I don't look, I don't know.

- Do you think you should do an intervention?

- Maybe you should go up and say, "What the hell happened?"

- Do you think I truly care that much?

Sorry, ladies.

I'm not touching that.

- We had a really bad moment, you and I.

I'm not proud of it, but we had a bad moment.

On both sides of it, I think we can both acknowledge

that we both--

- I didn't do anything to you, Lisa.

I never did.

- Why isn't she taking responsibility?

Right now it's about Dorit and Dorit's feelings.

And you know what, I'm letting her have them.

But she's gonna have to learn to take responsibility

for her part in things,

and I don't know if she's quite there yet.

I'm not a scary person.

I know I seem like a ----ing bitch sometimes.

I know.

- I just don't want you losing your mind with me,

and all of a sudden, I have to like...

- But I've already done that.

- In regards to our conversation..

- About Harry?

- Yeah, are you going to talk to her?

Listen, should some sh-- go down,

nobody can get away.

I mean, we're, like, all stuck together.

I don't know, I'm just trying to blend in

with the furniture.

- I feel like you had bad intentions.

♪ ♪

- I don't want to force you

into liking me or trusting me or feeling comfortable.

Listen, Dorit, I'm a good person.

I would like you to give me a chance

to see me for who I really am.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- I'm gonna say something right now.

He told you about the hike.

- I got to sit down.

I'm actually getting dizzy.

- I would like you

- I would like you to give me a chance

to see me for who I really am.

♪ ♪

And if you don't like me, you can say,

"You know what, Lisa, I don't like you.

I think you suck, and you're a ----ing bitch."

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- You know that what you did was wrong,

and it hurt me.

- I do know that, and I'm sorry for that.

I--I feel like sh--.

- All right, well, listen.

Let's start clean.

- I would be happy with just trying that

and see where it takes us,

without any expectations.

We're grown up.

- We're grown-ups.

- It's very grown up of us.

I feel like a weight has been lifted.

Dorit and I are gonna put this behind us

and move forward.

- Deal. - Okay, good.

I want to be different.

I want to show my girls,

you can be a strong woman in this world,

but you don't have to be a bitch, ever.

- [sighs]

I feel so much better.

- You guys, I'm sorry to be nosy,

but we're in a very small space.

- Lisa and I both agree that it's a slow process,

but we at least got it out.

- There you go.

- And I hope you can forgive me.

♪ ♪

- Gaining someone's trust can only be done over time.

Just show me that you're not talking behind my back

and you're not trying to hurt me or my family.

It's as simple as that.

- I didn't want to ever hurt you.

I don't ever want to hurt you.

- I'm gonna say something right now,

just because I'm feeling that I have to.

After Kim gave the bunny back to you...

- Okay, really, are you kidding me?

- That was a horrible day.

But something happened the next day

that I went and shared with some of the people here,

and I feel bad that I didn't share it with you.

He told you about the hike.

- He told me about the hike.

I know they had the meeting.

Kyle doesn't really need to tell me about it,

because I already know about it.

- And I felt bad,

because I was so upset and so worked up.

And that's not even you and me,

because it was such a weird feeling,

because that's an extension of you.

- I got to sit down.

I'm actually getting dizzy.

- He was very tough. - I know.

- When I first said hi to him, he didn't look at me.

- I'm sorry.

- And I was like, wow, that's amazing,

that he's so defensive of his wife,

but the other part of me was like,

I'm not fighting my sister's battle.

- You said it clearly to him.

- And by the way, I've always adored both of you.

So I'm just saying it now,

because I feel bad that I shared it with him

and not with you directly.

- It's okay.

I'm sorry that that moment happened.

Timing was really bad.

- I know, I know.

- Because Harry loves you.

- There's no way that Lisa

didn't feel a little embarrassed

that Harry had that conversation with me.

I mean, if my husband came home and said,

"By the way, I bumped into one of your girlfriends,

and this is what I said,"

I would feel very uncomfortable.

So I'm happy that she apologized,

and I'm done.

- Now you understand PK's position...

- I do more, I do more.

- Because Harry came to her defense.

- You know what, this is a lot a life learning for me,

a lot of life lessons.

I mean, I've learned more with all of you women

than I have learned in 20 years of my life.

- That's what we're here for, to teach each other.

- I do think Lisa Rinna is actually seeing the light.

Her actions--

and some of them have been quite cruel--

have ramifications.

And there's hope for the future.

- I mean, it's hard to admit that you're an asshole

when you're an asshole.

You know?

It is.

That's the best therapy session I've had in a really long time.

- [squeals]

Go, guys, go!

- I get to get off?

- Oh, my God, I'm glad you said something.

- I adore you.

- Oh, how exhausting.

- Everybody's getting along.

What a miracle.

The only thing left is for the other shoe to drop.

I mean, it can't go--

it can't be this good.

- Even you.

[laughter]

- You silly tart.

♪ ♪

- Wait, where are we going? - We're going here.

- Oh, cool.

- Hi. - Hello.

- We have a reservation.

- Right this way. - Thank you.

- Rinna. - Yeah?

- I've always wanted to put you in a cage.

- It's a nice big one.

- Oh, a cage fight.

That'll be fun for me to watch.

- This is nice, Lisa.

- Where's Kyle? - She's packing.

- She's going to Croatia on a boat.

- I know. - Damn her.

- Hello. - Hi.

- Welcome to The Dorsey.

- Thank you.

- I have a skinny margarita.

- Thank you. - You're very welcome.

- Oh, look at that. - Ooh.

- Tom told me, when he was a young lawyer,

that these were called see-throughs,

because you can see through.

It's all liquor.

And that his mentors used to get lit at lunch

and then go back and try your case.

- It's "Mad Men" days. - Yes, totally.

- Dorit, I don't mean to ruin your...

- Uh-oh, what did I do?

- What are you doing?

- It's an ice dildo.

Can I use it on you?

- You really want to?

- Look at this thing!

- What? - Whoa!

- Go on, man, just do it.

[laughter]

- Go, Erika!

- Look how phallic-y it is.

- It's so phallic-y.

- You are rubbing that thing.

Just stop it!

- I think you need to get laid.

[laughter]

- Shut up, Dorit, I'm gonna put it down your dress.

[laughter]

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, thank you.

- Whoa.

I'd rather PK be doing that, quite honestly.

- Is that a big one, Erika?

- No, it isn't.

[laughter]

Hey, ice dildo, ice queen.

I'm not opposed.

Crown on.

- It's actually quite sexy.

- It's very sexy.

- [gasps ]

- Hers has more girth. - Hers does!

- You have a bigger one than I do.

- [screams]

- I feel like we're in the locker room right now.

"You've got a bigger one than I have."

- I think we should all hold the penis.

- No, thanks.

I don't need to share a penis with you.

- Camille?

- Oh.

- Oh, that's nice.

I want put the--oh, yeah.

- Camille!

- Oh, my God.

- Hello, ladies.

- Kyle, what does this look like.

- I wiener, I don't know.

- These are ice cubes.

- Ladies, I have to go home and pack for my kids

for Croatia.

I just came down to say good-bye.

- Don't leave.

- Teddi, you're gonna be fine.

But I'm gonna miss you guys.

I'm feeling really proud of this birthday,

what we pulled off.

My friends are actually getting along.

That's amazing. I love that.

- Bye, Kyle!

- You're safe with me.

- Okay.

- Feel like I need to check in with Teddi,

see how she's handling all of this.

- She's fine.

- What was it like growing up with your dad?

- Honestly, I wouldn't have ever known the difference

if I never moved to Los Angeles.

He's very laid back and chill.

And my mom was--

- You're not defined by your parents.

You're your own person.

You have your own identity.

- To me, the conversation would be the same as,

how was it growing up with your dad?

- Well, I don't know him.

- Ah. - Wow.

- I was 25 when I met my father.

- Oh, Erika.

- Wow.

♪ ♪

- You didn't know him?

- No, I didn't grow up with my father.

We don't speak.

- But do you know of him? - Yeah.

- You've met? - Yeah, we've met.

- I was 25 when I met my father.

- Wow. - Wow.

- How emotional was that?

- It wasn't.

It was like meeting a stranger.

I shook his hand.

I didn't grow up with my father,

and that's okay.

My mother gave birth to me when she was 18 years old,

and my father left for good when I was 9 months old.

The first time I met my dad, I was 25.

I was visiting here in Los Angeles.

I had not moved here yet.

And he came down to meet me.

I mean, he was basically a stranger.

- What did you say?

- "Hi."

- That's it?

- "Hello, nice to meet you."

- Erika...

- Hearing about Erika and her father,

you have such empathy,

and you go, okay, another piece of the puzzle.

I really don't know how that affects one,

but I imagine it makes you want to protect yourself,

because I think she's smart, and she has boundaries.

I look at it and go, God, I wish I was more like that.

- Were you curious prior to that?

- I mean, sure, you know, you wish you had a dad.

Of course, when everybody talks about their dads,

you go, oh, you know, I missed out on having a dad.

But at the same time,

I don't feel like there's something missing in my life.

It's, like, okay in hindsight,

because everything turned out good.

But I think a little girl always wants her dad.

I'm just not gonna get one.

I don't have this relationship,

but I lot of other really fabulous relationships.

I have a great marriage, I have a great son,

I have a great family.

But I think it's all too easy to say,

"You didn't have a dad.

Therefore, you married an older man."

Listen, I didn't marry my dad.

My dad is much younger than my husband.

[laughs]

So (BLEEP) you!

- I think I would probably go into it

with an expectation.

- It wasn't like this long-lost sh--

in the movies where you run toward each other.

"Oh, my God, you know, Dad, where have you been?"

And I didn't expect him to sweep me up in his arms

and go, "Oh, my God, what have I done?"

It wasn't like that.

- All right, well...

- I'm sorry.

I'm kidding.

I'm being an asshole.

- Erika comes off to me like the cool girl,

you know, like, "I'm too cool for anything."

But maybe I'm trying too hard, and, like, that's not me.

And I'm gonna take a step back.

I know I'm very direct.

So, as getting to know all of you,

if I do something that offends you, tell me.

- Oh, we will. - Like, that is...

[laughter]

- Or not. - Or not.

♪ ♪

[doorbell dings]

- Coming.

- Hello. - Good morning, my darling.

- How's it going?

- How are you feeling?

- I'm good.

I got up and worked out,

and now I just want to get home to my kids.

- I know.

Oh, this is so nice, Teddi.

Thank you for having me for breakfast.

- Well, thanks for this weekend.

- I'm so glad you came.

Lisa and Kyle did such a nice job.

Super sweet.

- It was a fun weekend, and I'm glad I said yes.

- Oh, good.

You know, it's hard meeting new people.

- I mean, you guys all seemed like a good, fun group.

I mean, I feel like, if anything,

maybe, like, I didn't feel an immediate connection

with Erika.

- Yeah.

- But I felt myself trying too hard.

And I'm like, what am I doing?

That's, like, not my style, like...

- Yeah, I mean, it's been a year

since I've known her,

and we had a little bit of a rocky road.

But this trip was, like, the first time

I actually felt like her and I connected.

You have to sort of earn her trust, type of thing.

- And I get that.

And I feel like it was more me.

I was just like, "Wow, I'm a grown-ass woman."

And I felt insecure for a second.

- You know, it might take a little while with her,

but you have to let things happen naturally.

- Dorit says to take it slow with Erika.

Oh, don't worry, honey.

We're moving at a glacial speed.

- Well, here's to a successful trip in Vegas.

- Thank you.

- My tea somehow doesn't have vodka in it.

Something's wrong.

- Next time on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills."

[sawing, banging]

- This construction is ruining my life.

[laughing]

[horse whinnies]

- Yes! - Good job.

- When my parents split up,

horses gave me something to focus on.

- You were amazing.

- You guys are embarrassing me.

- There was this moment in my father's house,

and he said, "Well, you know,

"my wife, she never had any kids,

and I never had any kids."

I was like, "Yeah."

He had never acknowledged my existence.

- Do you remember the girls?

Can you say hi?

- Hi. - Hi.

- Bad guy!

♪ ♪

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