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This season on
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This season on
"The Real Housewives
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of Beverly Hills"...
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- ♪ I'm the star of the show ♪
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- Go, girl.
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- Turn it off!
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- ♪ That's right ♪
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- Enjoying the fruits
of Beverly Hills
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is absolutely essential.
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I'm just sticking my face
in the caviar.
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- I swear to God I'm sexually
aroused right now.
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- I told you! It's so much fun!
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- You must have heels.
You must have jewelry.
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You must have a little dog.
- Oh, my God, Lisa.
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- And you mustn't have
a baggy face.
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There's no Botox.
I need to get that fixed.
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- Yay!
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- Let's have
our New York City moment.
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[cheers and applause]
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- Gorgeous!
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- Give us all 5,000.
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I won!
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- Oh, my God, Tokyo.
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All: Hi!
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- It's a little slimy.
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- Look at you. You're on
the flipping building.
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- I would love if you all
would accompany me to Berlin.
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[cheering]
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- What's going on?
- [grunts]
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[cheering]
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- Honey, this is my pack.
There they go.
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[barking]
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- Watch your teeth.
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- You people are crazy.
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- I'm being an asshole.
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- Some of these women make it
very hard to just feel at ease.
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- You are psycho.
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- I'm not gonna back down
when I know I'm right.
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- You didn't like that it
wasn't about you for a minute.
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- Don't (BLEEP) with me like
that. You don't want that.
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You have to cut the head
off the devil.
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- I would never ever
(BLEEP) you over
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and I feel (BLEEP)ed over.
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- This whole thing boils down
to three bitches
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that are competitive
over friendship.
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- I'm going home to my husband
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who would rather spend time
with me tonight than you would.
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[engine revs]
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[upbeat music]
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- In this town,
fame and money come and go,
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but friends should not.
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♪ ♪
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- Some people call me cold.
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But that's not ice...
It's diamonds.
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♪ ♪
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- I believe in
excess of everything,
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except moderation.
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♪ ♪
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- Having the best
isn't important to me,
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but being my best is.
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♪ ♪
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- I don't have to buy it,
'cause I already own it.
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♪ ♪
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- The queen of diamonds
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always has an ace up her sleeve.
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ I'm coming back stronger,
oh, oh ♪
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- Coming with me
to work today, River?
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- ♪ I'm coming back stronger,
oh, oh ♪
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♪ ♪
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- Where the (BLEEP)
is the sugar?
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- Now, let me make you
look sexy.
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Come on, you need to
look your best.
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- I'm leaving!
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- ♪ I'm coming back stronger,
oh, oh ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I'm coming back stronger,
oh, oh ♪
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- Call Harry Hamlin.
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[phone chimes] - Calling...
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[line beeps] Hamlin.
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- ♪ Well, I'm coming back
stronger ♪
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[cell phone rings]
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- Good morning.
- How are you?
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- You know, the uzh.
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How was the studio last night?
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You never called me after.
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- Well, I have to
tell you something.
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They have created a ballad,
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and I think you're
really gonna like it.
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It is titled "Missing Piece."
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I say yes to everything.
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So you want to write a book?
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Let's write a (BLEEP)ing book.
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You wanna do
"Dancing with the Stars"?
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Do "Dancing with the Stars"
right here and now.
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Let's make some more music,
let's make it today.
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Everything is today,
nothing is tomorrow.
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- I'll see you in a few hours.
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- Okay. Sounds good.
Talk to you later. Bye-bye.
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You're given opportunity
once in your lifetime.
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So you really have to take
this moment
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and make the most of it.
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[upbeat music]
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Because this moment is fleeting.
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This moment is incredible,
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given to very few.
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So I'm gonna maximize
my mother(BLEEP)ing time.
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[engine revs]
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♪ ♪
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Listen, I'm sorry I'm
running late. I apologize.
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I'm, like, kind of
stuck in traffic.
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- It's all good.
Totally understand.
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You drive careful. I'll see
you when you get here.
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It's all good.
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- I would have never thought
that at this time in my life,
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in my mid-40s, that I
would be where I am now.
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Are you kidding me?
I got parodied on "SNL."
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I remember, like, I was like,
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"Tom! Tom! Tom!
Wake up! Wake up!"
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He's like, "What? What?" You
know, like, "What's going on?"
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♪ Bentleys and Benzes
through cash-colored lenses ♪
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♪ Them dollars and cents,
cha-ching! ♪
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♪ It's expensive to be me ♪
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♪ ♪
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I mean, I was into it, you know.
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Everybody else was excited.
You know, Tom didn't care.
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I mean, he's had a lot of
moments like this in his life.
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I've had none, so...
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- The whole Pretty Mess Krewe
is here.
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Glam is setting up.
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I got the team under control.
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- You know, I'm here today
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because of the support
of my husband.
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- You hit the jackpot.
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- I did more than she did.
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Erika, of all
the stuff you've done,
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this is the best.
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It's very artistic
and beautiful.
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- I love him.
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He's proud of the growth,
for sure.
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My business started at
the kitchen table.
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Now I have an office.
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So Erika Jayne's life
has exploded.
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[upbeat music]
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- Attitude. Beautiful.
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- But now, like,
the real challenge
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is staying on schedule, making
sure all these things happen.
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- The demand for you live
in person performing is there.
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- You know, the show that we
did at Pride was really good.
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♪ Like Tyson ♪
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♪ Everybody knows that ♪
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♪ I'm a million dollar diamond ♪
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♪ I'm reckless, offensive ♪
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♪ I'll destroy your defenses ♪
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- And the next step is
to go to, you know,
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small arenas and theaters.
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- So all these great things
are happening at one time.
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All right, baby, thank you.
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And I need more.
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- I'll see you soon, babe.
Love you.
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- I'll see you soon. Bye-bye!
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[upbeat electronic music]
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♪ ♪
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- You know what, you guys?
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I think they could be
coming through here.
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- What are you doing?
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- I'm looking for the rat.
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- Thank God I'm moving.
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- I think I'm with you now.
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- Can we go sit down?
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- All right, let's go sit
in the kitchen.
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I was already getting sick.
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That's why I have
a vitamin drip coming.
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- Thank God. I love them.
They make you feel so good.
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- Aren't they great?
Because we need it. We're busy.
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- [coughs]
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- You can't be sick
for the travel.
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We leave tomorrow morning
at 6:45.
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- I don't think I really
want to go tomorrow.
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- Oh, really?
- It's just like,
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I just got back from Europe
like three days ago.
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- You know, I need your help.
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- Yeah, 'cause I'll be
checking in to my hotel.
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- Because here's the situation.
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Amelia's 16 years old
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and cannot check into a hotel
herself.
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The girls are now both modeling.
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It was Delilah's dream
and it was Amelia's dream
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to both be signed by IMG.
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We made Amelia wait
until she was 16.
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My rule was, you have to wait
till you're 17,
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but look what happens with
the second child.
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Like, it all flies
out the window.
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If the tables were turned,
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would you want your older
sister to come and be with you?
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- I just like... am I a nanny?
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- I'll pay you to do it,
how about that?
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- But I've been
traveling so much,
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I just want to
chill for a second.
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- I understand that, but do you
know what I did at your age?
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I was working at
a sporting goods shop.
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I'm a momager.
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And I am working harder
on their careers
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than I ever have on mine,
and you guys know I hustle.
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Like, you know I work hard.
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[intercom chimes]
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Oh, will you...
That's the vitamin guy.
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[doorbell chimes] Coming.
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So I am in charge of everything.
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This is Delilah and Amelia.
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- Hi, Delilah and Amelia.
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- Let's go up and set up
in the bedroom...
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- Okay.
- Where you did me last time.
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So to try to manage everything
and everybody
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and, you know,
God love Harry Hamlin,
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but let's just face it.
He's not doing sh...
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- This will make me not sick
anymore, right?
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- It's like a water with
all the different minerals,
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vitamin B12, vitamin C.
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It's gonna help you feel better
'cause we're hydrating you.
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- Oh, my God.
- You okay?
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- No.
- Aah.
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- This won't hurt.
This won't hurt.
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- Ooh, my arm's cold.
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- How does it feel?
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- Going real slow.
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- Your bag is going so fast.
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- I go fast, honey.
I suck that sh... up.
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- [laughs] Like, this bag
did not stand a chance.
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- No way.
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- Do you do cortisone shots
on pimples?
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- We do.
- You do that, too?
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- Yeah, we do everything.
- Hey, Mom, don't move so much.
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It's hurting me. - I'm sorry.
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With the girls' newfound career
and success,
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I find that it's very important
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to keep them grounded.
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- I put a little bit of
lidocaine to, like, numb it up.
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- Yes! Get rid of my pimp.
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- And what that means to me is,
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they don't become so...
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enamored by themselves.
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- You guys are important people.
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Got to make sure you're happy.
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- Because everyone
is telling them
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how fabulous they are,
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how gorgeous they are.
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That can go to your head.
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So you gotta pack after this.
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We'll get our nails done.
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- Can I hire someone
to pack for me, though?
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- Hello.
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- Hey.
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Both: How are you?
257
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- I'm good. What's happening?
258
00:08:49,567 --> 00:08:52,142
- What is that?
259
00:08:52,166 --> 00:08:54,109
That is a very bad...
- A new addition.
260
00:08:54,133 --> 00:08:55,979
- And your husband's
okay with it?
261
00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:57,609
- I just say,
"Oh, this old thing."
262
00:08:57,633 --> 00:08:59,380
But it needs a chair because
I don't want it to get ruined.
263
00:08:59,404 --> 00:09:01,142
- Are you hiding it?
264
00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:03,142
- I mean, I don't announce it.
It just shows up.
265
00:09:03,166 --> 00:09:04,643
- You've been working
on the show.
266
00:09:04,667 --> 00:09:06,976
You deserve it, right?
- Exactly.
267
00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,009
"American Woman" is
inspired by my life
268
00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:12,180
growing up with my mom
in the '70s.
269
00:09:12,204 --> 00:09:14,443
- I want you to know the truth,
270
00:09:14,467 --> 00:09:18,710
because a liar is
the worst thing you can be.
271
00:09:18,734 --> 00:09:20,643
A stripper is also bad.
272
00:09:20,667 --> 00:09:25,142
- It's definitely, you know,
real life with fiction.
273
00:09:25,166 --> 00:09:26,543
Amazing, right?
274
00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:27,976
- Ready to order?
275
00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,443
- I'm gonna have
an arugula salad.
276
00:09:30,467 --> 00:09:32,242
Can I add shrimp, please?
277
00:09:32,266 --> 00:09:33,376
- Do you have chicken paillard?
278
00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:35,443
- We have the chicken buzzo.
279
00:09:35,467 --> 00:09:37,309
I can have them pound it
really thin for you.
280
00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:39,242
- Okay, that's great.
281
00:09:39,266 --> 00:09:42,343
I wanted to actually
plan a trip to Vegas
282
00:09:42,367 --> 00:09:45,209
for Erika and Dorit's birthdays.
283
00:09:45,233 --> 00:09:48,476
- Erika and Dorit together?
284
00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:50,447
- Well, they... their birthdays
are, like, days apart.
285
00:09:50,471 --> 00:09:52,309
- And Rinna's.
- That's right,
286
00:09:52,333 --> 00:09:53,310
Rinna's, too.
- All within a few days
287
00:09:53,334 --> 00:09:55,476
of each other, yeah.
288
00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:58,045
I'm not sure how Dorit
is going to react
289
00:09:58,069 --> 00:09:59,343
seeing Lisa Rinna in Vegas.
290
00:09:59,367 --> 00:10:03,209
Rinna really...
She went down and dirty.
291
00:10:03,233 --> 00:10:05,209
She was rolling in the mud.
292
00:10:05,233 --> 00:10:07,209
- Were people doing coke
in your bathroom?
293
00:10:07,233 --> 00:10:09,176
- Oh, come on.
294
00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,710
- No.
295
00:10:10,734 --> 00:10:12,611
- I mean, I hope Rinna's
learned her lesson.
296
00:10:12,635 --> 00:10:14,543
You can't just go around
297
00:10:14,567 --> 00:10:16,543
slandering somebody's
reputation.
298
00:10:16,567 --> 00:10:18,576
- We invite them both.
They're gonna have to just,
299
00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,670
you know, get over it.
300
00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,643
- Coming up...
301
00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,710
- I've done renovations
on our house...
302
00:10:27,734 --> 00:10:29,111
- Oh, wow.
- Here in Beverly Hills.
303
00:10:29,135 --> 00:10:30,976
[screeches]
304
00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,376
- We can't get
the truck up, babe.
305
00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,347
- We went well over our budget.
306
00:10:34,371 --> 00:10:35,497
Oh, my God.
307
00:10:38,433 --> 00:10:38,648
- Well, who else
308
00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:39,952
- Well, who else
would we invite?
309
00:10:40,633 --> 00:10:42,109
- We'll invite Camille.
- Camille.
310
00:10:42,133 --> 00:10:43,309
- She's friends with them. Yeah.
311
00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:45,343
A bouncer for the plane.
312
00:10:45,367 --> 00:10:46,643
- I mean, if you tell Erika
to pack her underwear,
313
00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:48,242
then they'll be good.
314
00:10:48,266 --> 00:10:50,109
- Did you see her on
"Dancing with the Stars"?
315
00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:51,450
I never got to go.
I felt so bad.
316
00:10:51,474 --> 00:10:52,609
- No, I didn't get to go.
317
00:10:52,633 --> 00:10:54,109
I wanted to go,
but you know what?
318
00:10:54,133 --> 00:10:55,650
Whenever I text her,
there's never anything
319
00:10:55,674 --> 00:10:58,509
that comes back to me.
320
00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:00,242
I don't know.
321
00:11:00,266 --> 00:11:02,209
- All of my life
I've been in situations
322
00:11:02,233 --> 00:11:04,509
where one friend doesn't
like another friend.
323
00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:07,242
- Thank you.
324
00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:09,209
- I felt put in the middle
between Lisa Rinna,
325
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:11,147
Erika, and Dorit,
and I try not to put myself
326
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,476
in that position
with my friends anymore.
327
00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,409
So I invite who
I want to invite,
328
00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:17,350
and whoever's not comfortable,
they don't have to come.
329
00:11:17,374 --> 00:11:19,276
- You gonna eat your lunch?
330
00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:21,009
- I'm on a diet. I'm gonna be
in Vegas in a bathing suit.
331
00:11:21,033 --> 00:11:22,476
Do you mind? [laughs]
332
00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:25,009
- Oh, trust me,
my bathing suit days are over.
333
00:11:25,033 --> 00:11:26,978
- Know what we could also do
is go out dancing in Vegas.
334
00:11:27,002 --> 00:11:28,547
Do you want to go dancing?
Erika's got the moves.
335
00:11:28,571 --> 00:11:31,609
- Scratch the puss,
scratch the puss.
336
00:11:31,633 --> 00:11:33,979
- It's not scratch the puss,
it's pat the puss.
337
00:11:34,003 --> 00:11:36,409
- I was gonna buy her
some medication for that.
338
00:11:36,433 --> 00:11:39,409
[lively music]
339
00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:42,543
♪ ♪
340
00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:43,743
- What are you doing?
341
00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:46,643
- I'm making something, Mommy.
342
00:11:46,667 --> 00:11:48,676
- Would that something
be a poo-poo?
343
00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:52,276
Are you making poo-poo?
344
00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:54,109
- No.
- Okay, good.
345
00:11:54,133 --> 00:11:56,710
Jags, are you excited for
your music class?
346
00:11:56,734 --> 00:11:58,543
- Yes.
347
00:11:58,567 --> 00:12:00,710
- Are you excited to meet
some new friends?
348
00:12:00,734 --> 00:12:04,309
- I don't know which friends
and their names.
349
00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:06,180
- We'll meet them for
the first time together.
350
00:12:06,204 --> 00:12:07,710
Jagger and I have always had
351
00:12:07,734 --> 00:12:10,643
this extremely close connection.
352
00:12:10,667 --> 00:12:12,443
I mean, I've always
understood him.
353
00:12:12,467 --> 00:12:14,710
Jagger, what would
you like for lunch?
354
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,242
- Aah.
355
00:12:16,266 --> 00:12:19,276
- Jagger, you can't have
ice cream for lunch.
356
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:21,047
You ready, munchkin? - No.
357
00:12:21,071 --> 00:12:23,543
- Are you sure?
- No.
358
00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:26,244
- Now, watching him speak,
he gets to verbalize
359
00:12:26,268 --> 00:12:27,743
exactly what's going on
in his head.
360
00:12:27,767 --> 00:12:29,076
Thank you, Juan.
361
00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:30,409
Thank you, okay.
- Thank you Juan.
362
00:12:30,433 --> 00:12:33,042
- Oh.
- I said it, too!
363
00:12:33,066 --> 00:12:35,042
- You do, just like Mommy.
364
00:12:35,066 --> 00:12:36,609
And he loves to be around
other kids,
365
00:12:36,633 --> 00:12:38,347
which is why I really felt like
366
00:12:38,371 --> 00:12:41,576
I needed to get him into
maybe some of these classes.
367
00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:44,443
- Give me a high five.
368
00:12:44,467 --> 00:12:45,476
- Hello!
369
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,276
- Hi, I'm Teddi.
370
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,546
- I'm Dorit. Nice to meet you.
371
00:12:48,570 --> 00:12:50,443
Nice to meet you, Teddi.
- Hi, buddy!
372
00:12:50,467 --> 00:12:53,176
- Hi.
- Look, my son's got the mic.
373
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,710
This is my husband.
This is Edwin.
374
00:12:54,734 --> 00:12:56,211
- Hi. I'm Dorit.
Very nice to meet you.
375
00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:57,609
- Good to meet you.
- You, too.
376
00:12:57,633 --> 00:12:59,209
- Likewise.
- Cruz, come here real quick.
377
00:12:59,233 --> 00:13:01,150
Can we go say hi to Jagger?
- This is Slate.
378
00:13:01,174 --> 00:13:02,209
- Hi, Slate.
379
00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:03,343
- Say, what's up?
380
00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:05,309
- So cool.
381
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:07,142
- Slate loves
a little fashion, so...
382
00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:08,443
- I know, she's really
into fashion.
383
00:13:08,467 --> 00:13:10,244
- I have a daughter
16 months old
384
00:13:10,268 --> 00:13:12,242
already a massive fashionista.
385
00:13:12,266 --> 00:13:14,343
- I'm like the total opposite.
I grew up riding horses
386
00:13:14,367 --> 00:13:16,109
and was a professional
equestrian,
387
00:13:16,133 --> 00:13:17,750
so I am the world's
most awkward dresser.
388
00:13:17,774 --> 00:13:19,376
So I will need help...
389
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,609
- Well, you're clearly not,
my darling.
390
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,242
You're absolutely not.
391
00:13:22,266 --> 00:13:24,242
Teddi and I have
a mutual friend in common,
392
00:13:24,266 --> 00:13:26,109
and I give a lot of credit
to a woman
393
00:13:26,133 --> 00:13:28,109
who's hosting a music class
394
00:13:28,133 --> 00:13:30,509
for other moms that
she's never even met.
395
00:13:30,533 --> 00:13:33,380
- Come on over, everybody.
Let's play some music together.
396
00:13:33,404 --> 00:13:35,343
We're the BeatBuds. - Whoo!
397
00:13:35,367 --> 00:13:37,176
- Let's sit down.
Let's relax a little bit.
398
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,743
Okay, let's shake it.
399
00:13:38,767 --> 00:13:41,176
♪ Here we go ♪
400
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:45,476
♪ ♪
401
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,710
- I definitely see a big change
in Jagger's personality.
402
00:13:48,734 --> 00:13:53,009
- [monkey sounds]
403
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:56,109
- Watching him speak
and he's animated
404
00:13:56,133 --> 00:13:58,009
and he's imaginative.
405
00:13:58,033 --> 00:13:59,476
- ♪ Monkey ♪
406
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:03,076
- He's all around just
a more confident,
407
00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:06,009
fun, you know, excited child.
408
00:14:06,033 --> 00:14:07,276
- Whoo!
409
00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:09,009
- Very good, everyone.
410
00:14:09,033 --> 00:14:10,609
Could everyone say good-bye
to Mike the Monkey?
411
00:14:10,633 --> 00:14:12,480
Okay, he's Magic Mike,
the monkey.
412
00:14:12,504 --> 00:14:15,509
- Well, fun for everyone then.
413
00:14:15,533 --> 00:14:17,476
- Bye.
- Bye, everybody.
414
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,676
- Come on, Mommy.
415
00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:21,276
- Do you want a glass
of champagne?
416
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,009
- If I'm not the only one.
417
00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:24,280
- No, it's all...
It's all of us, honey.
418
00:14:24,304 --> 00:14:26,276
- Then definitely.
419
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,009
- Do you want any
water or juice?
420
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,009
He's like, I want
the trampoline.
421
00:14:30,033 --> 00:14:33,176
- Oh, my gosh. I've gotta
get him a trampoline.
422
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,576
- No, it's the... it's the...
- Oh, my God!
423
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,576
This is another world for me.
424
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,676
We have spent the last...
Wanna come out, Bubba?
425
00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:43,409
We spent the last
four and a half months
426
00:14:43,433 --> 00:14:45,176
in Miami. - Wow!
427
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,710
- Yes.
- Doing what?
428
00:14:46,734 --> 00:14:48,710
- I've done renovations
on our house...
429
00:14:48,734 --> 00:14:50,311
- Oh, wow.
- Here in Beverly Hills.
430
00:14:50,335 --> 00:14:52,647
So I had to move out
for, like, four months.
431
00:14:52,671 --> 00:14:56,309
The last four months in Miami
was a lot of family time.
432
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,009
I got to reconnect
433
00:14:58,033 --> 00:15:00,976
and spend a lot of time
with my kids,
434
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,543
and I watched them flourish
into these little people.
435
00:15:03,567 --> 00:15:05,176
- He's like, should I go
or should I not?
436
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,710
- He'll go back
and forth ten times.
437
00:15:06,734 --> 00:15:08,710
And now that we're back
in Beverly Hills,
438
00:15:08,734 --> 00:15:10,979
I feel like I can connect
with other moms
439
00:15:11,003 --> 00:15:12,576
whilst our kids are
playing together.
440
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,476
I want to meet moms
that have kids.
441
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:18,076
- Honestly, the moms
that I met out here...
442
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,076
Like, I lived out here
since I was 17.
443
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,609
I was like, you know what?
I miss riding horses.
444
00:15:21,633 --> 00:15:23,076
It's what I grew up doing,
445
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:24,676
and so then I did that
for, like, 15 years.
446
00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:26,076
- Wow.
- But I didn't know
447
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,743
any young moms. - Right.
448
00:15:27,767 --> 00:15:29,409
- And so that's when I, like,
started doing things like this.
449
00:15:29,433 --> 00:15:31,209
- Oh, I love it.
- Because it's just something
450
00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:33,543
for the kids to look forward to.
451
00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:35,476
- One of... just, you know,
you mentioned
452
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,209
that you're really into horses,
and one of my best friends,
453
00:15:37,233 --> 00:15:40,476
her name is Lisa,
she's really into horses.
454
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:43,076
She rides every morning.
She's obsessed.
455
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:46,309
Her vacations are around
where she can bring the horses.
456
00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:47,580
- That's incredible.
457
00:15:47,604 --> 00:15:49,409
- I know. It's so amazing.
458
00:15:49,433 --> 00:15:51,076
- I'm like, wow.
459
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:52,609
- Pie in the sky.
460
00:15:52,633 --> 00:15:54,750
- Pie in the sky.
Go for it, Jaggy.
461
00:15:54,774 --> 00:15:56,509
- Whoo!
- Wow!
462
00:15:56,533 --> 00:15:59,109
This is the best thing
ever, Teddi.
463
00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:02,109
[upbeat music]
464
00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:08,242
♪ ♪
465
00:16:08,266 --> 00:16:09,576
- Hey, are you having problems
with the Internet?
466
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,109
- I'm on the regular,
not the 5G.
467
00:16:12,133 --> 00:16:13,380
- What?
- Are you 5?
468
00:16:13,404 --> 00:16:14,509
[knock on door]
469
00:16:14,533 --> 00:16:16,376
- Wait, hold on.
470
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,647
We have to get a doorbell
or something.
471
00:16:17,671 --> 00:16:19,509
Nobody can hear anybody.
- Ding-dong.
472
00:16:19,533 --> 00:16:21,476
- Aah!
- Hi!
473
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:23,176
- How are you?
- Good. How are you?
474
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,509
- Get on in here.
I'm good. Nice to see you.
475
00:16:24,533 --> 00:16:25,609
- Oh! I'm sorry.
Nice to see you, too.
476
00:16:25,633 --> 00:16:27,309
- Welcome to the new place.
477
00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:28,609
- Oh, my God, this is amazing.
- Isn't it fun?
478
00:16:28,633 --> 00:16:30,347
- Wait, is this
what you stand on?
479
00:16:30,371 --> 00:16:32,509
- Yeah, you stand up there
and you get tailored.
480
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,479
- I need to come over here
to get dressed.
481
00:16:34,503 --> 00:16:36,376
- You know, doctors
go to their offices,
482
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:39,209
lawyers go to their offices,
Erika Jayne goes to her office.
483
00:16:39,233 --> 00:16:41,247
Throw your bag down.
That's cool. That's pretty.
484
00:16:41,271 --> 00:16:43,009
Is that new?
- Maybe, this old thing?
485
00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:44,142
[laughter]
486
00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:45,743
Oh, my gosh, this is giving me
487
00:16:45,767 --> 00:16:47,609
Beverly Hills Hotel
vibes over here.
488
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:49,379
- You know I'm obsessed
with banana leaves.
489
00:16:49,403 --> 00:16:51,976
Let me show you the most
important room in this place.
490
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,009
So you get in here...
- This is amazing.
491
00:16:54,033 --> 00:16:55,409
- Okay.
492
00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:56,609
- Be prepared, don't get scared.
493
00:16:56,633 --> 00:16:58,543
- One, two...
- Two, three.
494
00:16:58,567 --> 00:17:00,609
- Oh, my God!
495
00:17:00,633 --> 00:17:02,509
- Don't worry,
everybody freaks out.
496
00:17:02,533 --> 00:17:05,009
- Thank God you're gorgeous.
That's a lot of light.
497
00:17:05,033 --> 00:17:06,250
- Let me tell you something,
you can turn it off now.
498
00:17:06,274 --> 00:17:07,476
- Wait.
499
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,209
- Because this is
what this is for.
500
00:17:09,233 --> 00:17:11,009
- We always say if you
look good in this light...
501
00:17:11,033 --> 00:17:12,676
[together]
You look good anywhere.
502
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,209
- This is amazing.
This is giving me ideas.
503
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,109
You know I'm redoing
my whole house?
504
00:17:16,133 --> 00:17:18,409
We're gonna be going to
Croatia, so while we're there,
505
00:17:18,433 --> 00:17:19,580
they're supposed to be
putting our floors in.
506
00:17:19,604 --> 00:17:21,042
Supposedly.
507
00:17:21,066 --> 00:17:23,309
- I love the idea of
the pool like this,
508
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:25,409
getting a nice, beautiful
feature on the hardscape
509
00:17:25,433 --> 00:17:27,309
over here. - Yeah.
510
00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:29,047
- Let's go sit in our...
In our other room.
511
00:17:29,071 --> 00:17:31,142
- My husband wanted to
buy a new house,
512
00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:33,710
and being in real estate,
he'll call me and he'll say,
513
00:17:33,734 --> 00:17:35,710
"Honey, please come out
and look at this house.
514
00:17:35,734 --> 00:17:37,579
I love it. You've gotta see it."
515
00:17:37,603 --> 00:17:41,145
And every time I go I say, no.
I love my house more. Sorry.
516
00:17:41,169 --> 00:17:43,376
Look at this,
"Dancing with the Stars."
517
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,309
I feel so bad, the whole time
I was either working
518
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:47,009
or then away. I'm sorry I never
519
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,248
got to come over there.
- That's okay.
520
00:17:48,272 --> 00:17:49,509
- I really wanted to come
and see.
521
00:17:49,533 --> 00:17:50,550
- It's okay.
That was a great experience.
522
00:17:50,574 --> 00:17:52,042
It was tough.
523
00:17:52,066 --> 00:17:55,176
I felt like fish out of water,
style-wise.
524
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,245
Like, all of a sudden,
I had to unlearn everything
525
00:17:58,269 --> 00:18:01,343
that I had learned and let
someone else take control,
526
00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:03,309
which is not something
that I'm familiar with,
527
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,480
performing-wise. - Right.
528
00:18:04,504 --> 00:18:07,176
- So it was very...
529
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,309
They want to have a "Dancing
with the Stars" All-Stars?
530
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,479
Bitch, call me, 'cause
I-I know your number now.
531
00:18:11,503 --> 00:18:13,676
I got... I got...
I got the playbook.
532
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:16,176
I'm ready. Call me.
533
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,476
- I was thinking...
okay, you know your birthday
534
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,176
is one day before Lisa Rinna's.
535
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,746
- Yes.
- And then Dorit is the 16th,
536
00:18:21,770 --> 00:18:23,409
so I was thinking the other day,
537
00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:25,280
maybe we could,
if everyone was open to it,
538
00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:28,300
do a fun girls' trip.
539
00:18:30,233 --> 00:18:31,609
- Coming up...
540
00:18:31,633 --> 00:18:32,610
- I'm in charge here, buddy.
541
00:18:32,634 --> 00:18:35,309
One, two...
542
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:37,676
When people find out
my dad's John Mellencamp...
543
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,700
I kind of thought everybody's
dad was on the radio.
544
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:42,710
- So I was thinking
545
00:18:42,734 --> 00:18:44,054
- So I was thinking
the other day,
546
00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:46,380
maybe we could,
if everyone was open to it,
547
00:18:46,404 --> 00:18:48,042
do a fun girls' trip.
548
00:18:48,066 --> 00:18:49,643
♪ ♪
549
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:51,376
And I was thinking
to get a plane
550
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,042
and go to Vegas.
551
00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:54,643
- Get the (BLEEP) outta here!
I hate you right now.
552
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,176
- If we were to get on a plane,
553
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,509
go dancing,
stay at the Palazzo...
554
00:18:58,533 --> 00:18:59,580
- Really?
- Go to the stores
555
00:18:59,604 --> 00:19:01,376
at the Venetian.
556
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:04,209
- You know, with these ladies
at any minute,
557
00:19:04,233 --> 00:19:05,580
the bottom could fall out.
558
00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:08,042
So pack your own chute.
559
00:19:08,066 --> 00:19:09,476
I mean, like... - Well...
560
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,976
- Let's address
the elephant in the room.
561
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,347
- I know.
- What's going on?
562
00:19:12,371 --> 00:19:15,309
- I mean, listen,
a lot of stuff happened.
563
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:17,343
- You're the only one
in this group
564
00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:18,643
that I haven't managed to
somehow connect with.
565
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,376
- Because I don't like
bullsh..., Dorit,
566
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,377
and that's what I think you are.
567
00:19:21,401 --> 00:19:22,646
- Then why don't you just
568
00:19:22,670 --> 00:19:24,476
(BLEEP) say it? - I just did.
569
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:26,409
- I just thought
it would be fun.
570
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,409
I was like, well, I don't know
if anyone would be open to it,
571
00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:29,750
but if not, we could do
something here instead, but...
572
00:19:29,774 --> 00:19:31,076
- I want to go to Vegas. Yes!
573
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:32,376
- Yay!
- Are you serious?
574
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,676
- Yes. I thought it
would be fun.
575
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:36,242
- I won't... I won't act bad.
576
00:19:36,266 --> 00:19:38,543
When we last left it, I said,
577
00:19:38,567 --> 00:19:41,144
I would be willing to
go slow and try again.
578
00:19:41,168 --> 00:19:42,609
And I mean that.
579
00:19:42,633 --> 00:19:45,109
If there is progress,
it'll be a slow thing.
580
00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:47,009
I'm not totally opposed,
581
00:19:47,033 --> 00:19:49,609
but we need to start over.
582
00:19:49,633 --> 00:19:51,409
Let's see what happens.
583
00:19:51,433 --> 00:19:53,278
Yeah, I think we can...
- All of you are the same sign,
584
00:19:53,302 --> 00:19:54,547
the three of you.
- I want to have fun with you.
585
00:19:54,571 --> 00:19:56,343
- Crazy.
- Cancer crazy.
586
00:19:56,367 --> 00:19:58,109
- Cancer equals crazy.
587
00:19:58,133 --> 00:20:02,142
[upbeat music]
588
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:05,242
- Let's see the race.
Show Daddy how fast you go.
589
00:20:05,266 --> 00:20:07,042
Ready.
590
00:20:07,066 --> 00:20:09,142
- All right, let's go.
I'm gonna run like a bear.
591
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,710
- Hold on.
You wait till I say go.
592
00:20:10,734 --> 00:20:13,009
I'm in charge here, buddy.
593
00:20:13,033 --> 00:20:16,042
One, two, three!
594
00:20:16,066 --> 00:20:18,309
- Come on.
595
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:20,643
- Winned. I winned!
596
00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:23,176
- Powey. Powey.
597
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,376
- Where's the competitive
spirit, Cruzy?
598
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:29,142
- I grew up in a town called
Hilton Head in South Carolina.
599
00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:30,576
Hilton Head Island is like,
you can't get a house there
600
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,042
for under $1 million.
601
00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:33,043
- I passed the line.
- Oh, yeah.
602
00:20:33,067 --> 00:20:34,176
- Yeah.
603
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,976
Growing up, I lived well,
604
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,042
but regardless how much money
my family had,
605
00:20:39,066 --> 00:20:41,409
I knew the value
of a dollar, always.
606
00:20:41,433 --> 00:20:44,676
- Daddy, can you jump in here?
607
00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:46,446
- [gasps]
- Hold on, Mama.
608
00:20:46,470 --> 00:20:48,476
Well, don't you want
your brother to come up?
609
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,447
- But he doesn't... he
wants to play with Mommy.
610
00:20:50,471 --> 00:20:53,042
- How I met my husband,
611
00:20:53,066 --> 00:20:55,343
I could try to
sugarcoat it a little,
612
00:20:55,367 --> 00:20:58,042
but it was a one-night stand.
613
00:20:58,066 --> 00:21:00,009
It was supposed to be
a one-night stand.
614
00:21:00,033 --> 00:21:02,480
I woke up with some guy,
I thought his name was Edward.
615
00:21:02,504 --> 00:21:04,343
His name is Edwin!
616
00:21:04,367 --> 00:21:05,743
Can I have a kiss?
617
00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:07,609
- Powey, do you want to
jump with us?
618
00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:09,409
- Are you ready to
jump high, Powey?
619
00:21:09,433 --> 00:21:11,076
- Aah!
- Oh, golly.
620
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:12,710
- Powey, your butt crack's
hanging out.
621
00:21:12,734 --> 00:21:15,009
My dad is John Mellencamp.
622
00:21:15,033 --> 00:21:18,276
He is in the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame.
623
00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:20,209
It kind of makes me laugh
when everybody's like,
624
00:21:20,233 --> 00:21:22,347
oh, do you have a favorite song
that your dad sings?
625
00:21:22,371 --> 00:21:24,076
I mean, let's keep it
in perspective.
626
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,446
In the '80s, like,
my nine-year-old friends,
627
00:21:26,470 --> 00:21:27,743
we didn't give a (BLEEP).
628
00:21:27,767 --> 00:21:29,743
We cared about My Little Pony,
629
00:21:29,767 --> 00:21:31,376
Care Bears.
630
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,242
You wanna come out? [grunts]
631
00:21:33,266 --> 00:21:35,209
I kinda thought everybody's
dad was on the radio.
632
00:21:35,233 --> 00:21:37,509
- You just gonna leave me here?
633
00:21:37,533 --> 00:21:39,379
- You can come.
- I can come?
634
00:21:39,403 --> 00:21:41,247
- Slate, we gotta
get ready for school.
635
00:21:41,271 --> 00:21:44,242
[upbeat music]
636
00:21:44,266 --> 00:21:47,176
♪ ♪
637
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,109
Ready, Pow? Do you want a snack?
638
00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:50,609
You want one snacky?
639
00:21:50,633 --> 00:21:53,176
Can you say please? Cruz?
640
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,209
Say please. - [murmuring]
641
00:21:55,233 --> 00:21:57,250
- Yeah, don't eat that,
Celeste. I know you want it.
642
00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,976
Cruz, you have swimming today.
643
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,476
[groans]
644
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:03,509
Just because I grew up
with a father
645
00:22:03,533 --> 00:22:06,576
that was considered "famous,"
646
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,746
he didn't live like that.
He didn't act that way.
647
00:22:08,770 --> 00:22:11,109
Thanks so much, Celeste.
Edwin will just pick him up,
648
00:22:11,133 --> 00:22:12,680
and if you can come back
in the afternoon.
649
00:22:12,704 --> 00:22:15,145
Nothing was just handed to me
on a silver platter,
650
00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:17,142
and I want my kids to
know the same,
651
00:22:17,166 --> 00:22:18,543
'cause then you don't
appreciate thing.
652
00:22:18,567 --> 00:22:19,743
You think you deserve them.
653
00:22:19,767 --> 00:22:21,009
- Love you.
654
00:22:21,033 --> 00:22:22,076
- Bye, honey.
655
00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:23,376
I love you.
656
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,376
[upbeat music]
657
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:31,109
♪ ♪
658
00:22:31,133 --> 00:22:33,209
[screeching]
659
00:22:33,233 --> 00:22:34,543
- Keep going.
660
00:22:34,567 --> 00:22:36,142
[screeches]
661
00:22:36,166 --> 00:22:37,643
- Oh, my God.
662
00:22:37,667 --> 00:22:39,276
- We can't get
the truck up, babe.
663
00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:40,747
- They have to just
bring the boxes, baby.
664
00:22:40,771 --> 00:22:43,009
- Yeah, it looks like it.
- I hope you've got
665
00:22:43,033 --> 00:22:44,609
good tipping money, 'cause
these boys are gonna be
666
00:22:44,633 --> 00:22:46,009
working really hard.
- I'll get some tipping money,
667
00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:47,379
yeah, if they're still alive
668
00:22:47,403 --> 00:22:49,476
after they've done it.
- Oh, my God!
669
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:52,009
We definitely had a budget
for our renovations
670
00:22:52,033 --> 00:22:53,142
for the house.
671
00:22:53,166 --> 00:22:55,176
PK usually deals with that.
672
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,547
But I can say without
a shadow of doubt
673
00:22:57,571 --> 00:23:00,576
that we went well over
our budget, I'm sure.
674
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,176
I thought it'd be
a great opportunity
675
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,447
to do like
an indoor/outdoor space.
676
00:23:05,471 --> 00:23:08,676
The outside,
we had put teak wood
677
00:23:08,700 --> 00:23:11,509
in both the backdrop
and also the floor.
678
00:23:11,533 --> 00:23:14,047
I felt that the kitchen
really needed
679
00:23:14,071 --> 00:23:16,176
a good face-lift.
680
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:19,047
I'm gonna go start setting up
the makeup and everything.
681
00:23:19,071 --> 00:23:20,242
Thanks, guys.
682
00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:23,409
And of course, the master closet
683
00:23:23,433 --> 00:23:26,576
is basically always too small.
684
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:30,009
This new master closet
was custom made
685
00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:32,650
and everything was
brought in from Italy.
686
00:23:32,674 --> 00:23:35,576
It's fit for a princess.
687
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,476
- Boy, it's warm in here.
688
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,676
- It's probably 'cause
we had the doors open, Bubba.
689
00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:41,710
I've got a big week
this week, Bubba.
690
00:23:41,734 --> 00:23:44,576
- You were gonna go to
Vegas with Rinna?
691
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:45,676
- [groans]
692
00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:47,676
- With Erika?
- Yep.
693
00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:49,710
- I know that, like,
you and Erika have had issues
694
00:23:49,734 --> 00:23:51,411
and Lisa Rinna and all that,
but I feel like, you know,
695
00:23:51,435 --> 00:23:53,309
it's been a while.
696
00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:57,009
Maybe it's time to like just go
and have the best time.
697
00:23:57,033 --> 00:23:58,309
- All right, listen.
698
00:23:58,333 --> 00:23:59,310
- You think I should be worried?
699
00:23:59,334 --> 00:24:00,547
- Last time I saw Erika,
700
00:24:00,571 --> 00:24:02,609
she was really horrible to me.
701
00:24:02,633 --> 00:24:05,209
You know, I've listened
to Rinna call me a pervert
702
00:24:05,233 --> 00:24:07,050
and staring up the dresses
all the time.
703
00:24:07,074 --> 00:24:10,076
- Hey, I'm a whore,
so you know what?
704
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:11,609
How do you think I feel?
- What I'm saying...
705
00:24:11,633 --> 00:24:13,309
- I'm not worried about
your feelings!
706
00:24:13,333 --> 00:24:16,509
- Rinna was just a joke,
horrible.
707
00:24:16,533 --> 00:24:20,509
- Lisa Rinna deliberately
came after me,
708
00:24:20,533 --> 00:24:23,576
and she did it to
defame my character
709
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,343
and to hurt me.
710
00:24:25,367 --> 00:24:28,076
Are you suggesting that I
got up from the dinner table...
711
00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:29,743
- No. No.
- And went to do drugs?
712
00:24:29,767 --> 00:24:31,509
I've got two little babies,
but they have...
713
00:24:31,533 --> 00:24:33,743
They live in a coke den.
714
00:24:33,767 --> 00:24:37,242
Kyle thinks that we can
all be together
715
00:24:37,266 --> 00:24:40,576
celebrating our birthdays
harmoniously.
716
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:44,230
- I'm gonna keep my opinions
to myself.
717
00:24:45,333 --> 00:24:46,976
- Coming up...
718
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,609
How do you feel about Erika now?
719
00:24:48,633 --> 00:24:51,209
Well, I'll... I might
pray with you actually.
720
00:24:51,233 --> 00:24:52,473
- [gasps] Ooh.
- I know.
721
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:56,400
[upbeat music]
722
00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:03,242
♪ ♪
723
00:25:03,266 --> 00:25:05,076
- Can I get you something
to drink to start?
724
00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:06,345
- I'll just have
an ice water for now.
725
00:25:06,369 --> 00:25:07,543
- Ice water. Okay, you got it.
726
00:25:07,567 --> 00:25:10,142
♪ ♪
727
00:25:10,166 --> 00:25:13,409
- Thanks, Juan.
728
00:25:13,433 --> 00:25:15,209
- Hi. Are you
joining us for dinner?
729
00:25:15,233 --> 00:25:17,147
- I am, a drink anyway.
- Perfect.
730
00:25:17,171 --> 00:25:19,109
- I'll be back if you need
anything, okay?
731
00:25:19,133 --> 00:25:21,142
- Okay, great. Thank you.
732
00:25:21,166 --> 00:25:23,009
- Hi, Teddi!
- Hey, babe.
733
00:25:23,033 --> 00:25:24,676
- Hi!
- How are you?
734
00:25:24,700 --> 00:25:27,276
- I really want Teddi
to meet Lisa V.
735
00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:30,009
I think that they would
get on really well.
736
00:25:30,033 --> 00:25:32,409
She's great fun. She's got
a great sense of humor.
737
00:25:32,433 --> 00:25:36,276
And obviously, the fact that
they both love horses
738
00:25:36,300 --> 00:25:39,376
is definitely a reason
for them to meet.
739
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,576
- Lisa!
- Hello.
740
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,576
- Hi, gorgeous.
- Hi, darling.
741
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,047
- I want you to meet...
742
00:25:45,071 --> 00:25:46,409
Teddi. - Hi.
743
00:25:46,433 --> 00:25:48,309
- This is Lisa.
- Nice to meet you.
744
00:25:48,333 --> 00:25:51,647
- I so love the name Teddi,
I can't even tell you.
745
00:25:51,671 --> 00:25:53,509
- Actually, my name was
pretty country at...
746
00:25:53,533 --> 00:25:55,142
It was Teddi Jo.
747
00:25:55,166 --> 00:25:57,042
- Teddi Jo?
- Teddi Jo!
748
00:25:57,066 --> 00:26:00,109
- I've got one of those names,
nobody says it right ever.
749
00:26:00,133 --> 00:26:01,580
- But they're called you
a lot worse.
750
00:26:01,604 --> 00:26:03,576
- Oh, yeah, haven't they?
751
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,676
- So where are you from?
752
00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:07,176
- Hilton Head, South Carolina.
753
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,309
- Oh, how long have
you lived here?
754
00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:10,376
- I don't know, 20 years.
755
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,409
- And you're married.
756
00:26:12,433 --> 00:26:13,710
Can I ask all
the questions or not?
757
00:26:13,734 --> 00:26:15,281
- Oh, yeah, you can ask
all the questions.
758
00:26:15,305 --> 00:26:17,176
- Feel free to ask me questions.
759
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:20,009
One thing about me is if you
don't have a sense of humor
760
00:26:20,033 --> 00:26:22,009
we won't be friends.
- That I'm good with.
761
00:26:22,033 --> 00:26:24,679
I would describe
my sense of humor as dry.
762
00:26:24,703 --> 00:26:27,076
Sometimes people don't know
if I'm joking or not
763
00:26:27,100 --> 00:26:28,609
but, like, you'll see
a glimmer in my eye
764
00:26:28,633 --> 00:26:30,710
and you'll know it's a joke
765
00:26:30,734 --> 00:26:33,142
and if it took you
an extra minute, it's okay.
766
00:26:33,166 --> 00:26:34,743
She mentioned that
you were into horses.
767
00:26:34,767 --> 00:26:36,409
- I knew you would connect.
768
00:26:36,433 --> 00:26:37,710
- I've just gotten off mine...
769
00:26:37,734 --> 00:26:39,311
- What?
- Like two hours ago.
770
00:26:39,335 --> 00:26:41,343
I love him. I mean, I...
771
00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:42,344
He's not just...
I don't just ride him.
772
00:26:42,368 --> 00:26:43,476
He's my pet, you know?
773
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:44,547
- Right.
- Do you guys want
774
00:26:44,571 --> 00:26:45,743
anything to eat?
775
00:26:45,767 --> 00:26:47,576
- I think we just
need tuna tostada...
776
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,076
- Oh, that's a good choice.
- Just to have
777
00:26:49,100 --> 00:26:50,710
a little something. Thank you.
778
00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:52,351
- Absolutely. Thanks, ladies.
- Kyle and I have decided
779
00:26:52,375 --> 00:26:55,743
we're, like, doing
a trip in Vegas.
780
00:26:55,767 --> 00:26:58,209
It's Dorit's birthday
and then Erika's birthday,
781
00:26:58,233 --> 00:27:01,050
who you don't know, and then
Lisa Rinna's birthday.
782
00:27:01,074 --> 00:27:03,343
And so it's everyone's birthday.
783
00:27:03,367 --> 00:27:05,509
Well, I'll... I might
pray with you actually.
784
00:27:05,533 --> 00:27:07,076
- Oh.
- [gasps] Ooh.
785
00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:08,509
- I know.
- I had a little moment
786
00:27:08,533 --> 00:27:10,609
with her. - Little moment?
787
00:27:10,633 --> 00:27:12,609
- You know, I don't want to...
I like her.
788
00:27:12,633 --> 00:27:14,443
I want her to stay around.
789
00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:16,244
I don't want to, like,
scare her right off the bat.
790
00:27:16,268 --> 00:27:18,743
- On your... something you did
or something they did?
791
00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:21,242
- Well...
792
00:27:21,266 --> 00:27:23,109
there's two different scenarios.
- Okay.
793
00:27:23,133 --> 00:27:24,980
- So there's Erika
and then there's Lisa Rinna,
794
00:27:25,004 --> 00:27:27,609
and they're two
separate instances.
795
00:27:27,633 --> 00:27:29,710
- How do you feel
about Erika now?
796
00:27:29,734 --> 00:27:32,211
- I haven't had any
communication with her.
797
00:27:32,235 --> 00:27:35,509
So I don't really know,
you know.
798
00:27:35,533 --> 00:27:38,179
I think it's a matter of
when we see each other.
799
00:27:38,203 --> 00:27:40,710
Erika and I didn't leave off
on the greatest foot,
800
00:27:40,734 --> 00:27:42,748
and she went after my husband,
801
00:27:42,772 --> 00:27:44,710
which doesn't fly well with me.
802
00:27:44,734 --> 00:27:46,681
If I'm not harboring resentment,
803
00:27:46,705 --> 00:27:49,209
then I am very precautious.
804
00:27:49,233 --> 00:27:50,647
I'm a little bit worried,
805
00:27:50,671 --> 00:27:53,144
because I don't want to
spend three days
806
00:27:53,168 --> 00:27:56,409
with somebody that treated me
as cold as she treated me.
807
00:27:56,433 --> 00:27:59,242
So it's gonna depend on
808
00:27:59,266 --> 00:28:01,543
what attitude she brings.
809
00:28:01,567 --> 00:28:04,976
I thought Erika and I were
gonna be fast friends
810
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,276
because I just thought we had
a lot of things in common,
811
00:28:08,300 --> 00:28:12,142
and she was never
very warm to me.
812
00:28:12,166 --> 00:28:14,676
- You know, she's not that
warm to me either, Dorit.
813
00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:18,142
I've reached out so many times,
trust me.
814
00:28:18,166 --> 00:28:20,142
- I feel like I'm prepared to
815
00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,242
kind of like move past it.
816
00:28:22,266 --> 00:28:25,009
We all do have a laugh together.
817
00:28:25,033 --> 00:28:26,680
- So then go have a laugh.
Take all the rest of the stuff
818
00:28:26,704 --> 00:28:28,443
and throw it away. - Exactly.
819
00:28:28,467 --> 00:28:30,276
- I guess that's how I feel,
which is the reason why
820
00:28:30,300 --> 00:28:32,245
I agreed to go on this trip,
because I want...
821
00:28:32,269 --> 00:28:33,443
- So when's your birthday?
822
00:28:33,467 --> 00:28:34,976
- So my birthday's next week.
823
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,576
- Mine's tomorrow.
- Tomorrow?
824
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,309
- Yeah.
- Your birthday's tomorrow?
825
00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:39,680
- Yes.
- Your birthday's tomorrow?
826
00:28:39,704 --> 00:28:41,576
- Yes.
- What are you doing tomorrow?
827
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:43,710
- Will you come to Vegas?
- Oh, my God!
828
00:28:43,734 --> 00:28:46,710
Oh, my God. I have not been to
Vegas in a long time.
829
00:28:46,734 --> 00:28:48,379
- If you would like to join us...
830
00:28:48,403 --> 00:28:50,276
- Oh, my God.
- No, but I'm serious.
831
00:28:50,300 --> 00:28:52,309
If you're brave enough
after what you've heard.
832
00:28:52,333 --> 00:28:54,443
- Only the strongest survive.
833
00:28:54,467 --> 00:28:56,309
- Will you come?
834
00:28:56,333 --> 00:28:57,310
- What's your husband gonna say?
835
00:28:57,334 --> 00:28:58,676
Will he let you go?
836
00:28:58,700 --> 00:29:00,176
- I think he'll
probably let me go.
837
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,276
- Yay!
- Yeah?
838
00:29:01,300 --> 00:29:03,142
- [squeals]
839
00:29:03,166 --> 00:29:07,710
[upbeat dance music]
840
00:29:07,734 --> 00:29:09,710
- Portia.
841
00:29:09,734 --> 00:29:11,311
Too flashy or good for Vegas?
842
00:29:11,335 --> 00:29:13,047
Do you like this, this bag?
843
00:29:13,071 --> 00:29:15,543
Okay. Well, think about it
and get back to me.
844
00:29:15,567 --> 00:29:19,009
- Okay, so all the shoes
will go on this side.
845
00:29:19,033 --> 00:29:20,679
- What are we gonna put in here?
846
00:29:20,703 --> 00:29:22,347
- That's where
all the clothes go.
847
00:29:22,371 --> 00:29:24,042
- Where does this go?
848
00:29:24,066 --> 00:29:26,543
- You wanna go in there?
- No!
849
00:29:26,567 --> 00:29:29,710
- Let me see if I can fit.
850
00:29:29,734 --> 00:29:31,276
- Ah, bummer.
851
00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:33,209
If you did, you
could've come with me.
852
00:29:33,233 --> 00:29:34,743
- Oh.
853
00:29:34,767 --> 00:29:38,476
♪ ♪
854
00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:40,276
- All right,
so what are we wearing?
855
00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:42,276
- So I was thinking
this whole Gucci...
856
00:29:42,300 --> 00:29:43,676
- Oh, yay! I've been
waiting to wear that.
857
00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:45,047
- This Gucci ensemble.
858
00:29:45,071 --> 00:29:46,743
White pumps fo sheezy.
859
00:29:46,767 --> 00:29:49,176
Obviously, we're bringing
Preston and Clyde with us,
860
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,045
because, you know,
glam always comes first.
861
00:29:52,069 --> 00:29:53,376
- You know, what can I say?
862
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,109
I mean, I don't know.
I like clothes.
863
00:29:55,133 --> 00:29:56,480
- This could be fun for
the plane maybe, right?
864
00:29:56,504 --> 00:29:57,976
- Yeah, I would
plane moment this.
865
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,509
- Plane moment.
866
00:29:59,533 --> 00:30:01,380
- There's the closet,
the overflow closet,
867
00:30:01,404 --> 00:30:03,176
the clubhouse closet.
868
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,710
Pretty soon, I'm gonna
need an aircraft hangar.
869
00:30:05,734 --> 00:30:07,979
- Maybe with
those Versace shoes.
870
00:30:08,003 --> 00:30:10,242
- Cary Grant had one.
871
00:30:10,266 --> 00:30:12,509
- We're always trying to figure
out this Moschino moment.
872
00:30:12,533 --> 00:30:13,710
- No, we have it figured out.
873
00:30:13,734 --> 00:30:15,247
We just don't have
the right place.
874
00:30:15,271 --> 00:30:17,242
- Right.
- This is not the place.
875
00:30:17,266 --> 00:30:18,343
- Not the place, okay.
- No.
876
00:30:18,367 --> 00:30:20,209
- We'll save her.
877
00:30:20,233 --> 00:30:21,978
She's a Pretty Mess Krewe
after-party moment.
878
00:30:22,002 --> 00:30:23,347
- She's not...
- She's not... not these girls.
879
00:30:23,371 --> 00:30:24,743
- No, no, not for these women.
880
00:30:24,767 --> 00:30:27,242
- Coming up...
881
00:30:27,266 --> 00:30:28,609
- Poor ol' Teddi got kind of
thrown in at the last minute.
882
00:30:28,633 --> 00:30:30,042
- I know.
883
00:30:30,066 --> 00:30:32,076
♪ ♪
884
00:30:32,100 --> 00:30:33,276
- Hey, how are you?
885
00:30:33,300 --> 00:30:35,270
- [inhales deeply,
exhales sharply]
886
00:30:39,433 --> 00:30:40,433
[upbeat music]
887
00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:47,142
♪ ♪
888
00:30:47,166 --> 00:30:49,609
- I hope you haven't kind of
ordered the "Spruce Goose."
889
00:30:49,633 --> 00:30:51,409
- What do you mean,
the "Spruce Goose"?
890
00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:53,409
- An old plane.
891
00:30:53,433 --> 00:30:54,680
- Do you think
I'm gonna do that?
892
00:30:54,704 --> 00:30:56,376
I'm the one who's
the nervous Nelly.
893
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,347
- Hello, my girls!
- Oh, my God.
894
00:30:58,371 --> 00:30:59,976
- Hi.
895
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,676
- Oh, wow.
896
00:31:01,700 --> 00:31:03,546
- You look stunning.
- So do you.
897
00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:05,009
How cool are those? Stella?
898
00:31:05,033 --> 00:31:06,676
- These are Prada.
899
00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:08,509
What's happening?
You look gorgeous.
900
00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:10,009
- Thanks.
I just flew in from Hawaii
901
00:31:10,033 --> 00:31:11,609
and I'm absolutely exhausted.
902
00:31:11,633 --> 00:31:13,676
- Hello!
- Hello, my dear.
903
00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:15,142
- Hey, gorgeous!
904
00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:17,042
- Your hair changes
minute by minute.
905
00:31:17,066 --> 00:31:18,676
- I like it like this.
- Of course it does.
906
00:31:18,700 --> 00:31:21,509
- I have no idea what
Dorit's real hair looks like.
907
00:31:21,533 --> 00:31:23,447
I mean, for all I know,
she could be bald.
908
00:31:23,471 --> 00:31:25,309
- She's going for
the freshly shagged look.
909
00:31:25,333 --> 00:31:26,579
- Yes.
- I love it.
910
00:31:26,603 --> 00:31:28,543
- Freshly shagged, hopefully.
911
00:31:28,567 --> 00:31:30,176
- She's got curly hair,
she's got straight hair,
912
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,247
she's got bangs,
she's got no bangs.
913
00:31:31,271 --> 00:31:32,976
Did you always have bangs?
914
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,447
It reminds me of this doll
I had when I was little.
915
00:31:34,471 --> 00:31:36,309
You could, like,
crank the hair out
916
00:31:36,333 --> 00:31:38,150
and, like, wear it long
and chop it off
917
00:31:38,174 --> 00:31:40,109
and pull it out again.
918
00:31:40,133 --> 00:31:42,042
- Hi, Teddi!
919
00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:43,443
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.
920
00:31:43,467 --> 00:31:45,309
- This is Camille.
- Hi.
921
00:31:45,333 --> 00:31:46,710
- Teddi. both: Nice to meet you.
922
00:31:46,734 --> 00:31:49,509
- Teddi and I have
children the same age.
923
00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:51,409
- Poor ol' Teddi got kind of
thrown in at the last minute.
924
00:31:51,433 --> 00:31:53,042
- I know.
- I know.
925
00:31:53,066 --> 00:31:56,126
It got a little bit
in through the side.
926
00:31:58,433 --> 00:31:59,609
- Hi, Erika.
927
00:31:59,633 --> 00:32:01,479
- Hey, how are you? Cute hair.
928
00:32:01,503 --> 00:32:02,743
- Thank you.
- How are you?
929
00:32:02,767 --> 00:32:04,144
Nice to see you.
- Good to see you.
930
00:32:04,168 --> 00:32:05,710
- Thank you.
- How are you?
931
00:32:05,734 --> 00:32:07,481
- Hey, gorgeous. Look at you.
932
00:32:07,505 --> 00:32:08,743
Nice to see you.
933
00:32:08,767 --> 00:32:11,476
- [inhales deeply,
exhales sharply]
934
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:13,042
Okay, deep breaths.
935
00:32:13,066 --> 00:32:14,476
- This is Teddi.
936
00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:16,446
- Hi. Erika. Nice to meet you.
937
00:32:16,470 --> 00:32:19,009
Let's have fun. I don't want
to fight with anybody.
938
00:32:19,033 --> 00:32:21,042
I don't want to upset anyone.
939
00:32:21,066 --> 00:32:24,609
Fresh beginnings.
Happy birthday. Yay.
940
00:32:24,633 --> 00:32:26,279
- Where's Rinna?
Isn't it her birthday?
941
00:32:26,303 --> 00:32:27,676
Is she coming? - It is.
942
00:32:27,700 --> 00:32:29,076
She said she's gonna
let me know.
943
00:32:29,100 --> 00:32:30,710
- Okay.
- She's in New York.
944
00:32:30,734 --> 00:32:32,581
- She's in New York with her
girls on some modeling job.
945
00:32:32,605 --> 00:32:34,309
- A shoot.
- And she said
946
00:32:34,333 --> 00:32:36,009
I'm gonna try to get there.
- Okay, good.
947
00:32:36,033 --> 00:32:37,650
- I invited Eileen,
but she couldn't come
948
00:32:37,674 --> 00:32:39,476
because she's shooting,
I guess, so...
949
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:40,976
We're gonna have so much fun!
950
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,976
Lisa Rinna is fun
951
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,509
and she doesn't take things
too seriously,
952
00:32:44,533 --> 00:32:46,710
and it would feel weird
not to include her.
953
00:32:46,734 --> 00:32:48,311
And I do want her to come.
954
00:32:48,335 --> 00:32:49,979
I don't want there
to be an issue
955
00:32:50,003 --> 00:32:51,347
between her and Dorit.
956
00:32:51,371 --> 00:32:53,042
- [laughs]
957
00:32:53,066 --> 00:32:54,976
All right, then.
958
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,109
- I mean, who wants to fight
on their birthday in Las Vegas?
959
00:32:58,133 --> 00:33:00,376
Hopefully nobody.
960
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,109
- What's the temperature?
- Light winds and 75 degrees...
961
00:33:02,133 --> 00:33:03,450
- Chanel.
- And Chanel.
962
00:33:03,474 --> 00:33:04,576
[laughter]
963
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,076
- Lisa's like...
- I know.
964
00:33:06,100 --> 00:33:07,976
- Teddi doesn't like
to shop, guys.
965
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,576
[playful music]
966
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,509
- I know. I think I'm
the odd man out with that one.
967
00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:16,350
- How about carrying bags?
- Only your bags.
968
00:33:16,374 --> 00:33:18,276
[laughter]
969
00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:21,609
- I find that I buy the most
sh... when I've had a cocktail.
970
00:33:21,633 --> 00:33:23,247
A little bit of buzzed shopping,
971
00:33:23,271 --> 00:33:25,409
and everything all of a sudden
looks real good.
972
00:33:25,433 --> 00:33:27,976
Hey, that's pretty.
973
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,509
Could I take a peek at that?
974
00:33:29,533 --> 00:33:31,280
The price on this ring,
please, ma'am.
975
00:33:31,304 --> 00:33:33,009
- 1680.
976
00:33:33,033 --> 00:33:36,509
- I do make some
tipsy purchases.
977
00:33:36,533 --> 00:33:38,409
One time I bought Mikey and I
978
00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:41,476
twin Chanel bags.
979
00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:43,009
We still use them.
980
00:33:43,033 --> 00:33:44,010
[cell phone rings]
981
00:33:44,034 --> 00:33:47,142
- Ooh, Lisa Rinna.
982
00:33:47,166 --> 00:33:48,242
Hello.
983
00:33:48,266 --> 00:33:49,376
- Kyle.
984
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,109
- Yes.
- How are you?
985
00:33:51,133 --> 00:33:53,409
- I'm good. I'm actually
sitting here in the airport.
986
00:33:53,433 --> 00:33:55,676
- Guess what, I figured it out.
987
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:58,409
I got the girls covered.
I'm getting on a flight
988
00:33:58,433 --> 00:34:00,580
and I'm gonna be able to meet
you guys in Vegas tonight.
989
00:34:00,604 --> 00:34:02,309
- All right.
- Whoo!
990
00:34:02,333 --> 00:34:03,548
- We're gonna be heading
to the plane...
991
00:34:03,572 --> 00:34:04,643
- Yay!
- And taking off here
992
00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:06,409
in a little bit. - Yay!
993
00:34:06,433 --> 00:34:08,576
- So we'll be seeing you there.
994
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,276
- It would definitely be
a better trip for me
995
00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:12,176
if Lisa Rinna wasn't going,
996
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:15,576
because I do have
unresolved feelings with her.
997
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,576
- Okay, we'll see you there.
Both: Bye.
998
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:21,676
- But Lisa, Kyle, and I
have such a laugh together.
999
00:34:21,700 --> 00:34:23,576
I mean, when we get together,
it's guaranteed
1000
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:25,409
we're gonna have
such a great time.
1001
00:34:25,433 --> 00:34:28,409
[lively music]
1002
00:34:28,433 --> 00:34:30,409
♪ ♪
1003
00:34:30,433 --> 00:34:32,710
- Hi, welcome. I'm Pat.
I'll be your flight attendant.
1004
00:34:32,734 --> 00:34:33,981
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
1005
00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:35,543
♪ ♪
1006
00:34:35,567 --> 00:34:37,443
- You can hold my foot.
Here, let's do this.
1007
00:34:37,467 --> 00:34:39,376
- Oh.
1008
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:42,176
- This is how we take off when
we don't have our husbands.
1009
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:43,743
Happy birthday, girls!
1010
00:34:43,767 --> 00:34:45,209
- Happy birthday!
1011
00:34:45,233 --> 00:34:47,076
Whoo!
1012
00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:48,347
- Nice to meet you.
Happy birthday.
1013
00:34:48,371 --> 00:34:50,176
- Thank you.
- Happy birthday.
1014
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,347
- Good to see you, Camille.
- Good to see you, too.
1015
00:34:51,371 --> 00:34:53,009
[clattering]
1016
00:34:53,033 --> 00:34:54,179
- What is that sound?
1017
00:34:54,203 --> 00:34:55,676
- No...
- No, it works.
1018
00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:57,476
- That's what you
fly like every week?
1019
00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:59,142
[clattering]
1020
00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:01,543
Yay!
1021
00:35:01,567 --> 00:35:03,543
- I love life! [laughs]
1022
00:35:03,567 --> 00:35:05,576
I'm so thankful for everything.
1023
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:08,209
I don't like turbulence.
1024
00:35:08,233 --> 00:35:11,409
(BLEEP)ing hell. Oh, my God.
- Are you crazy?
1025
00:35:11,433 --> 00:35:13,209
- Holy (BLEEP)ing sh...
1026
00:35:13,233 --> 00:35:15,076
- Pull yourself together.
1027
00:35:15,100 --> 00:35:16,609
- Do people enjoy that?
1028
00:35:16,633 --> 00:35:19,209
Do people go, "Oh, my gosh!
This is so much fun!"
1029
00:35:19,233 --> 00:35:20,710
We're, like, flopping
around in the air
1030
00:35:20,734 --> 00:35:22,181
and a wing feels like
it could snap off.
1031
00:35:22,205 --> 00:35:24,109
I'm usually good, right?
1032
00:35:24,133 --> 00:35:25,609
- You're usually good.
- I don't like that part.
1033
00:35:25,633 --> 00:35:27,647
Lisa, you bitch. That's my bag.
1034
00:35:27,671 --> 00:35:28,976
Are you kidding me? - Oh!
1035
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,976
What are you doing?
1036
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,976
- You just dumped that all in
my new Birkin bag, you asshole.
1037
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,509
- I didn't go anywhere near you.
1038
00:35:35,533 --> 00:35:38,109
Oh, my God, this is
absolutely ridiculous.
1039
00:35:38,133 --> 00:35:40,450
I mean, this bag
only costs about $14,000.
1040
00:35:40,474 --> 00:35:42,109
[laughs]
1041
00:35:42,133 --> 00:35:44,480
- Why do you have
an electric toothbrush?
1042
00:35:44,504 --> 00:35:46,109
[laughter]
1043
00:35:46,133 --> 00:35:47,447
- I have a whole glass in here.
1044
00:35:47,471 --> 00:35:49,509
- I think she should
buy you a new one.
1045
00:35:49,533 --> 00:35:51,309
I think that it's my birthday
1046
00:35:51,333 --> 00:35:53,447
and Lisa Vanderpump should
buy us all Birkin bags.
1047
00:35:53,471 --> 00:35:55,476
- It's the new
Vanderpump Chardonnay.
1048
00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:57,042
- I love that.
1049
00:35:57,066 --> 00:35:58,576
[laughter]
1050
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,242
[upbeat music]
1051
00:36:00,266 --> 00:36:02,443
Okay, baby, we're here.
1052
00:36:02,467 --> 00:36:04,609
- Vegas, baby!
1053
00:36:04,633 --> 00:36:07,976
♪ ♪
1054
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,276
- Hello, how are you?
- Hi.
1055
00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:10,609
- Hi, how are you?
1056
00:36:10,633 --> 00:36:12,080
- Welcome to the Palazzo,
ladies.
1057
00:36:12,104 --> 00:36:14,209
- Thank you. Happy to be here.
1058
00:36:14,233 --> 00:36:15,676
- Oh, my God.
1059
00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:17,145
- We'll head right over
into our VIP lounge,
1060
00:36:17,169 --> 00:36:18,676
get you all checked in,
and then we have
1061
00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:20,147
one of our beautiful
presidential suites
1062
00:36:20,171 --> 00:36:21,676
ready for you for the weekend.
1063
00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:23,347
- I knew these two took
the presidential suite.
1064
00:36:23,371 --> 00:36:25,242
- [laughs]
- So typical.
1065
00:36:25,266 --> 00:36:26,976
- [laughs]
1066
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,276
- Throw us in
a (BLEEP)ing broom closet.
1067
00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:30,276
- Well, it was available.
1068
00:36:30,300 --> 00:36:31,700
- Right.
1069
00:36:33,633 --> 00:36:35,376
- Hi, ladies.
- Hello, how are you, Alex?
1070
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,076
- Welcome to the Palazzo.
- Nice to meet you. Kyle.
1071
00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:38,276
- Great to have you.
1072
00:36:38,300 --> 00:36:40,009
- Oh, thank you. It's gorgeous.
1073
00:36:40,033 --> 00:36:42,409
- Wow, this is posh.
1074
00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:46,509
- I'm going to my room.
I'm gonna set my stuff down.
1075
00:36:46,533 --> 00:36:48,379
- Look at the view.
- Oh, lovely.
1076
00:36:48,403 --> 00:36:51,242
- Lisa Vanderpump
always wants the best room,
1077
00:36:51,266 --> 00:36:52,243
but she's not gonna get it.
1078
00:36:52,267 --> 00:36:53,443
I've got my room!
1079
00:36:53,467 --> 00:36:54,710
- Kyle.
1080
00:36:54,734 --> 00:36:57,109
- Already taken.
1081
00:36:57,133 --> 00:37:00,543
I mean, she just destroyed my
brand-new Birkin on the plane.
1082
00:37:00,567 --> 00:37:02,144
It's only fair that
I get the better room.
1083
00:37:02,168 --> 00:37:04,576
- Is that what you did,
you sneaky cow?
1084
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,647
You just ran around
to choose the best bedroom.
1085
00:37:06,671 --> 00:37:08,042
- [laughs]
1086
00:37:08,066 --> 00:37:10,142
♪ ♪
1087
00:37:10,166 --> 00:37:12,042
- Wow! It's beautiful.
1088
00:37:12,066 --> 00:37:13,376
You know what?
I don't have any cash.
1089
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,176
- It's okay.
- But I promise...
1090
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,509
I promise I'm gonna
try to find you later.
1091
00:37:17,533 --> 00:37:19,009
- All right. Enjoy.
1092
00:37:19,033 --> 00:37:20,409
- Thank you.
1093
00:37:20,433 --> 00:37:22,576
- Lisa!
1094
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,447
What are you girls
wearing tonight?
1095
00:37:24,471 --> 00:37:27,309
Well... I want to
show you some options,
1096
00:37:27,333 --> 00:37:28,680
because I'm trying to figure
out what we'll wear tonight
1097
00:37:28,704 --> 00:37:30,145
versus tomorrow night. - Okay.
1098
00:37:30,169 --> 00:37:31,476
So what's the game plan?
1099
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,309
- I booked a reservation
at Chica,
1100
00:37:33,333 --> 00:37:35,609
and then we are going to Tao
after, the nightclub.
1101
00:37:35,633 --> 00:37:37,280
- Oh, my God, I forgot,
Lisa Rinna's coming.
1102
00:37:37,304 --> 00:37:39,209
- Lisa Rinna is coming.
- Is everybody good
1103
00:37:39,233 --> 00:37:41,209
with Lisa now?
I haven't see her in a while.
1104
00:37:41,233 --> 00:37:43,209
- You know, for me, I just try
to keep it totally separate.
1105
00:37:43,233 --> 00:37:44,480
- Mm-hmm.
- Like, you know,
1106
00:37:44,504 --> 00:37:47,676
my sister and Lisa and...
I have to.
1107
00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:49,743
What else am I gonna do?
1108
00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:51,743
I bumped into Harry on a hike,
1109
00:37:51,767 --> 00:37:53,343
'cause we hike in the same area.
1110
00:37:53,367 --> 00:37:55,209
So I was like, "Hi!"
and he was like...
1111
00:37:55,233 --> 00:37:57,179
And I thought,
well, that's kind of weird.
1112
00:37:57,203 --> 00:37:59,710
And he says to me, "So what are
we gonna do about your sister?
1113
00:37:59,734 --> 00:38:02,281
She obviously cannot be around
this group ever, ever again."
1114
00:38:02,305 --> 00:38:05,170
And he was clearly
really upset about it.
1115
00:38:07,066 --> 00:38:09,076
- Coming up...
1116
00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:10,976
- Hello, everyone.
1117
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,743
- Oh!
- Hello!
1118
00:38:12,767 --> 00:38:14,427
- Lisa.
1119
00:38:18,433 --> 00:38:18,748
- I bumped into Harry
1120
00:38:18,772 --> 00:38:20,052
- I bumped into Harry on a hike,
1121
00:38:20,633 --> 00:38:22,179
'cause we hike in the same area.
1122
00:38:22,203 --> 00:38:24,109
So I was like, "Hi!"
and he was like...
1123
00:38:24,133 --> 00:38:25,979
And I thought,
well, that's kind of weird.
1124
00:38:26,003 --> 00:38:28,509
And he says to me, "So what are
we gonna do about your sister?
1125
00:38:28,533 --> 00:38:30,650
She obviously cannot be around
this group ever, ever again."
1126
00:38:30,674 --> 00:38:32,476
- This is for your grandchild.
1127
00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:35,242
- Oh, thank you.
1128
00:38:35,266 --> 00:38:37,643
I brought the bunny
1129
00:38:37,667 --> 00:38:40,509
'cause it didn't feel like
it had good energy.
1130
00:38:40,533 --> 00:38:43,109
[dramatic music]
1131
00:38:43,133 --> 00:38:46,209
- And he was clearly
really upset about it.
1132
00:38:46,233 --> 00:38:48,609
So it was just weird.
1133
00:38:48,633 --> 00:38:51,473
- So you've never
discussed it with anybody?
1134
00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:55,009
- No.
1135
00:38:55,033 --> 00:38:58,347
I can think of so many things
that I would rather do
1136
00:38:58,371 --> 00:39:00,476
than talk to Lisa Rinna
about Harry Hamlin.
1137
00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:03,570
Pap smear. Root canal.
1138
00:39:05,033 --> 00:39:06,609
Enema.
1139
00:39:06,633 --> 00:39:09,009
- I'm okay with her,
but I don't know that...
1140
00:39:09,033 --> 00:39:10,647
- Mm-hmm.
- Dorit can be.
1141
00:39:10,671 --> 00:39:12,676
- Yeah, that would
be a hard one.
1142
00:39:12,700 --> 00:39:14,276
- It's a recipe for disaster.
1143
00:39:14,300 --> 00:39:17,676
[upbeat music]
1144
00:39:17,700 --> 00:39:20,543
- Girls, I have two options.
1145
00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:23,409
One is really tight
and really short.
1146
00:39:23,433 --> 00:39:24,743
- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
1147
00:39:24,767 --> 00:39:27,244
- And the other one
is extremely tight
1148
00:39:27,268 --> 00:39:29,509
and extremely short.
Which dress do I go with?
1149
00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:30,680
- Definitely go with
the short, tight one.
1150
00:39:30,704 --> 00:39:33,543
[laughter]
1151
00:39:33,567 --> 00:39:35,409
- I think we're going
to a club tonight.
1152
00:39:35,433 --> 00:39:37,047
- Sounds good. Yeah.
Stand up straight.
1153
00:39:37,071 --> 00:39:38,643
Thank you. - Oh, Justine!
1154
00:39:38,667 --> 00:39:41,576
My hair and makeup stylists
travel with me
1155
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,142
wherever I go
1156
00:39:43,166 --> 00:39:45,042
to give me this.
1157
00:39:45,066 --> 00:39:47,042
[laughs]
1158
00:39:47,066 --> 00:39:48,710
I can't live without 'em!
1159
00:39:48,734 --> 00:39:52,543
[upbeat music]
1160
00:39:52,567 --> 00:39:54,509
- Louboutins?
- No.
1161
00:39:54,533 --> 00:39:56,309
- Versace.
- Versace.
1162
00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:59,976
- Very important question
number two.
1163
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,047
Cartier or are we giving
a banjee girl effect?
1164
00:40:02,071 --> 00:40:03,543
- Do that.
- Yeah.
1165
00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:06,044
- Are we gonna plump
with a spice lip liner?
1166
00:40:06,068 --> 00:40:07,176
- Yep.
- No polite lips.
1167
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,409
- No.
1168
00:40:08,433 --> 00:40:11,643
- A polite lip is very basic
1169
00:40:11,667 --> 00:40:14,009
and nothing that says,
ooh, I want to kiss you,
1170
00:40:14,033 --> 00:40:15,609
or let me stick it in there.
1171
00:40:15,633 --> 00:40:18,076
It's just kind of like,
eh, eh, whatever.
1172
00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:19,347
No one wants a polite anything.
1173
00:40:19,371 --> 00:40:21,209
- No. Never.
1174
00:40:21,233 --> 00:40:23,009
Always DSLs.
1175
00:40:23,033 --> 00:40:24,309
- Always.
1176
00:40:24,333 --> 00:40:27,710
- DSL is an overdrawn, over-wet
1177
00:40:27,734 --> 00:40:30,209
dick sucking lip.
1178
00:40:30,233 --> 00:40:33,042
I always like my mouth
to be overdrawn.
1179
00:40:33,066 --> 00:40:36,042
DSL, you know?
Who doesn't like a big mouth?
1180
00:40:36,066 --> 00:40:39,042
[upbeat dance music]
1181
00:40:39,066 --> 00:40:44,142
♪ ♪
1182
00:40:44,166 --> 00:40:46,743
- You look fantastic.
Very Vegas, right?
1183
00:40:46,767 --> 00:40:48,044
- Oh, you look gorgeous.
1184
00:40:48,068 --> 00:40:50,076
- Wow!
- Oh, wow!
1185
00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:51,546
Amazing. - You look gorgeous.
1186
00:40:51,570 --> 00:40:53,176
- Thank you.
- You look gorgeous, too.
1187
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,747
- Very Vegas appropriate.
[doorbell rings]
1188
00:40:54,771 --> 00:40:56,543
- You look beautiful.
- Thank you.
1189
00:40:56,567 --> 00:40:57,710
- Shall we have a drink then?
1190
00:40:57,734 --> 00:40:59,609
- Yes.
1191
00:40:59,633 --> 00:41:01,076
- Oh!
- Oh!
1192
00:41:01,100 --> 00:41:03,376
You look gorgeous.
1193
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:04,976
- Hello, girls.
1194
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,976
- Hello, darling.
- Come on in.
1195
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,109
- Oh, you look stunning.
1196
00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:13,509
- Why are the hostesses in
a fabulous presidential suite?
1197
00:41:13,533 --> 00:41:16,376
I thought we were
the birthday girls.
1198
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,376
- Vodka club soda
coming right up.
1199
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,376
- Honey, I don't think I can
drink a vodka club soda
1200
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,209
in a champagne glass, though.
1201
00:41:22,233 --> 00:41:23,509
- Don't worry,
I have you covered.
1202
00:41:23,533 --> 00:41:25,443
- How do I... [laughs]
1203
00:41:25,467 --> 00:41:26,976
- You're gonna be drinking that
when Lisa Rinna gets here.
1204
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,346
- Where's your butler, Kyle?
1205
00:41:28,370 --> 00:41:29,710
- I don't know. [laughter]
1206
00:41:29,734 --> 00:41:31,111
[doorbell rings]
- You are definitely not
1207
00:41:31,135 --> 00:41:33,309
the hostess with
the mostest, Kyle.
1208
00:41:33,333 --> 00:41:34,376
- [laughs]
1209
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,242
[doorbell rings] - Oh.
1210
00:41:36,266 --> 00:41:38,343
- Hello. Wow!
- Hi.
1211
00:41:38,367 --> 00:41:39,543
Both: Look at you.
1212
00:41:39,567 --> 00:41:43,276
- Yeah, look at you, sexy mama.
1213
00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:44,746
When you look at Teddi,
1214
00:41:44,770 --> 00:41:47,409
I would actually like
to see Teddi naked.
1215
00:41:47,433 --> 00:41:48,680
I mean, that sounds bizarre,
1216
00:41:48,704 --> 00:41:50,609
but from what I see of her,
1217
00:41:50,633 --> 00:41:53,509
it's like this tight,
fit little thing.
1218
00:41:53,533 --> 00:41:55,080
I think she looks
absolutely fabulous.
1219
00:41:55,104 --> 00:41:56,676
[doorbell rings]
1220
00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:59,209
- Who is this?
1221
00:41:59,233 --> 00:42:01,276
- Hey! Hi!
- Hello!
1222
00:42:01,300 --> 00:42:03,147
- Everybody's looking
so sexy and...
1223
00:42:03,171 --> 00:42:05,509
- Wow! Hello, everyone.
1224
00:42:05,533 --> 00:42:06,609
- Hello!
- Hello!
1225
00:42:06,633 --> 00:42:08,133
- Lisa!
1226
00:42:09,533 --> 00:42:12,242
- [scoffs] God!
1227
00:42:12,266 --> 00:42:13,476
- Hello.
1228
00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:16,009
- Hello, Lisa Rinna.
1229
00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:17,980
- Next time on
"The Real Housewives
1230
00:42:18,004 --> 00:42:20,609
of Beverly Hills"...
1231
00:42:20,633 --> 00:42:21,710
- Yeah!
1232
00:42:21,734 --> 00:42:23,042
- Whoo!
1233
00:42:23,066 --> 00:42:24,976
- Yay!
1234
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,443
[all exclaiming]
1235
00:42:26,467 --> 00:42:28,276
- It's an ice dildo.
Can I use it on you?
1236
00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:30,409
- Just stop it! Whoo!
1237
00:42:30,433 --> 00:42:32,643
[laughs and screams]
1238
00:42:32,667 --> 00:42:34,009
- I won!
- Oh, my God!
1239
00:42:34,033 --> 00:42:35,376
- Aah!
1240
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,009
- How was it growing up
with your dad?
1241
00:42:37,033 --> 00:42:39,443
- Well, I don't know him.
1242
00:42:39,467 --> 00:42:41,109
- Oh.
- Wow.
1243
00:42:41,133 --> 00:42:42,676
- All right, well...
1244
00:42:42,700 --> 00:42:45,309
- I'm being an asshole.
1245
00:42:45,333 --> 00:42:47,042
- Erika comes off to me
like a cool girl,
1246
00:42:47,066 --> 00:42:48,710
you know, like
I'm too cool for anything.
1247
00:42:48,734 --> 00:42:51,443
- Your words are so low
1248
00:42:51,467 --> 00:42:54,376
that they can really
affect people's lives.
1249
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,142
- Listen, Dorit,
I would like you
1250
00:42:57,166 --> 00:42:59,309
to see me for who I really am.
1251
00:42:59,333 --> 00:43:02,343
[dramatic music]
1252
00:43:02,367 --> 00:43:04,176
- To learn more about
the housewives,
1253
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