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(crickets chirping)
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(fake rock clacks)
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(key jangles)
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(dog barks)
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(engine whirring)
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(chewing)
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(upbeat dance music)
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(car alarm beeping)
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(crickets chirping)
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(thumping)
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(chewing)
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(scraping)
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(lock clicks)
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(sniffs)
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(sighs)
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(sniffs)
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(sighs)
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(groans)
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(clanking)
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- [Karl Voiceover] What
happened to this country?
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It used to be beautiful
women of childbearing age
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wanted a stud like me.
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Now, they want beta male cucks and wimps.
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It used to be you could work hard
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and make something of yourself.
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Now, you're better off on the
dole, a burden to society.
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(bottle clinks)
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- Excuse me, oh!
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Can you please recycle that?
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- That's gonna end up
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in landfill somewhere.
- It used to be
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a man could be a man.
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- Nowadays, you're
lucky to afford the rent
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on a postage stamp apartment.
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Everyone got too greedy.
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Everyone has their hand out,
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women, blacks, chicos, queers, he-she's,
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geezers, cripples, you
name it, all of 'em.
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They just take, take, take until a man,
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a man like me doesn't know
how to be a man anymore.
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The whole order of society is crumbling,
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and the only ones who can fix it
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get the shaft day after
day after day after day.
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And the cucks, they just
wanna give it all away.
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Sometimes, I think I'm
the last white man alive.
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(ominous music)
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- [Man on TV] Well, that's not fun.
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I'm thinking our guys on
the road in a blowout.
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Philadelphia 120, Boston 99.
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Star of the game, Robert Covington.
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- [Man On TV] Certainly
a bold prediction, Rance,
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and one that I sure hope comes true.
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- [Man on TV] It will, stayed tuned.
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Opening tip off is coming up next
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right here on local TV sports.
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(dramatic theme music)
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- [Announcer On TV] Channel 9 Active News.
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South Jersey's most trusted source
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for the news that matters
most with Daphne--
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- We're not gonna watch the game?
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- Eh.
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- [Man On TV] For all you
need to know, stay Channel 9--
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- I'm gonna watch the game in my room.
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- [Daphne] Good evening,
I'm Daphne Gaberdine.
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Tonight, our top story, a boy and a frog.
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Our roving reporter Chip Saxton has the--
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- [Announcer On TV] And
we are running tonight.
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(muffled TV chatter)
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(gentle music)
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(bell ringing)
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(shoes squeaking)
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(phone ringing)
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- Goomba's Pizza.
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For pickup or delivery?
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Okay, go ahead.
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(sighs)
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Okay, so that'll be two extra larges.
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- (sighs) Ah, man.
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- [Pizza Employee] For
both, or do you want
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different toppings on the second pizza?
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We have jalapenos, we have onions.
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(heavy sigh)
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That would be a deluxe pizza, okay.
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- I don't know, Vin.
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I just...
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I don't know, I feel like I
was born in the wrong decade.
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- I felt like that before.
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- Yeah, it just seems
like it's hard for a guy
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to get a fair shake anymore.
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- [Pizza Employee] If we don't deliver
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in 30 minutes or less, then
the pizza will be free.
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Yeah, all right, thanks for calling.
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(shoes squeaking)
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- Listen, Karl, you gotta...
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Look, I like having you work for me,
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but you gotta get a better job than this.
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You got your degree, don't you?
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- Yeah, business administration.
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- You should be managing
an office somewhere.
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You shouldn't be no pizza
jockey living off tips.
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You're pushing 30.
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All my other guys, they're in school.
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You don't wanna be living
with your mom forever, do ya?
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- That's what I'm saying, Vin.
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Having a degree doesn't
guarantee anything anymore,
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not like when you were my age.
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- Son, nothing is guaranteed to no one,
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never has been, never will be.
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That's what Reagan used to preach,
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personal responsibility.
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You want something, you gotta take it.
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Listen, if you wanna
get outta here in time,
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you better go out back and clean the mats.
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- [Karl Voiceover] Even a guy like Vinnie
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doesn't understand how things are today,
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doesn't understand how you get
the squeeze from all sides,
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doesn't understand how a girl like Lindsey
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would rather go out with
a beta than a real man.
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(sighs) Lindsey.
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(ominous music)
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(car alarm beeping)
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(scoffs) College, warping
the minds our youth,
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getting it so everyone is so
mixed up they can't even see
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when everything they want
is right in front of them.
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Lindsey comes here every
day to expand her mind,
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but she's just getting
brainwashed in an echo chamber.
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That's why she left me.
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That's why she won't text me back.
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It's more than a garden variety shit-test.
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She wants someone weak.
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I'm too strong for her.
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I need a woman who wants a real man.
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Third-wave feminism is bullshit,
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just man-hating dikes who
wanna castrate their men
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before they peg them.
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She needs to change, not me.
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The whole world needs to
go back to the way it was.
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Lindsey can get with the
program or be left behind.
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They broke the promises.
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If you went to college, you
were supposed to get a good job.
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If you got a good job, you
were supposed to be able
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to earn a living, buy a house, get a dog,
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get a wife, have some kids.
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You were supposed to be happy.
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A chicken in the pot and
two cars in the garage.
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The American dream, and now it's gone.
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They're so worried about
helping the disenfranchised,
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they disenfranchised everyone else.
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There isn't enough to go around.
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And now I'm on the outside looking in.
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(knocking)
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- [Buff Guy] what's the damage?
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- Uh, 25.72.
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- Just give me four back.
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- [Karl] 28 cents is all I'm worth
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to filth like that?
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The fabric of society has eroded so much
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that a man like me has to bend
the knee to the likes of him,
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all for a pittance.
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The scumbag is probably on the dole, too.
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Motherfucker can't afford a tip,
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he shouldn't be ordering delivery.
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Just another drain on society.
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If he worked half as hard on getting a job
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as he works on his pecs,
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he could actually contribute
something to the world.
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Son of a bitch just tipped me 28 cents.
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- Jesus, Karl, you
scared the shit outta me.
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- The son of a bitch
just tipped me 28 cents.
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- Yeah, I hate when that happens.
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Jesus.
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- [Karl] Braden, Braden?
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What are you doing tonight?
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- (sighs) Nothing, I'm just going home.
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- You're not doing anything?
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Friday night, a young guy like you, huh?
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- Look,
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yeah, okay, I'm going to a party,
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but I can't bring you, Karl.
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- I mean, that's fine, I
didn't wanna go anyway.
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I'm just making conversation.
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- Look, listen, last
time, some of the girls
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said you made them feel uncomfortable.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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And if I'm being honest,
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you make me feel uncomfortable, too, man.
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I'm sorry.
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- [Karl Voiceover] Cuck.
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(ominous music)
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- [Announcer on TV]
Milwaukee's struggling tonight
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without the Greek Freak.
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Philadelphia needs to
take advantage of that.
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And now Milwaukee moves the ball up court.
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(snoring)
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Nothing but net.
- Defensive breakdown, Tom.
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Nothing else to it.
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(loud snoring)
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(gentle music)
(crickets chirping)
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(chewing)
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(car engine whirring)
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(stairs creaking)
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(garage door whirring)
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(car alarm beeping)
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(car alarm beeping)
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(sighing)
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(gentle music)
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- How's it hanging, Vin?
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- Dragging on the floor, pal.
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How about you?
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- Yeah, I'm feeling fantastic.
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- That's good to hear.
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You been so down in the dumps lately.
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- Yeah, I've been having
problems with my girl.
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- I figured as much.
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Only one thing can get a
guy that upset is a woman.
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You work it all out?
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- Not yet, but I got a plan.
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- Yeah?
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- I'm gonna do a grand romantic gesture.
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- That's great, kid.
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Unfreeze that frigid bitch.
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(chuckling)
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- Any advice?
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- [Vinnie] The only thing
I can say is be persistent.
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Don't give up, just keep at it.
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The only time I ever got hung
up on a broad was Phyllis.
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- [Karl Voiceover] Persistence.
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Never quitting.
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The cucks don't get it.
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They're too caught up in giving
away everything they've got.
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That's not the American way.
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It's like Vin said,
when you want something,
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you gotta take it.
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(moaning)
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(ominous music)
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(crickets chirping)
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(chewing)
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(ominous music)
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- [Connor] See ya, Braden.
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(clearing throat)
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- So I finally broke up
with Lindsey for good.
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- What?
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- Yeah, yeah, it's a real shame,
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'cause she was a real hellcat in the sack.
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But she was way too clingy,
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always needing to know where I was
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and what I was doing all the time.
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I can't be chained down,
so I threw her over.
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- Dude, are you serious?
- of course.
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I know guys like you
probably wouldn't understand,
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giving the boot to a prime
piece of tail like Lindsey,
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but guys like me, we do it all the time.
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(laughing)
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- Dude, dude, Lindsey broke up with you
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like six months ago.
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Wait till we tell her.
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(laughing)
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Woo!
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(shoes squeaking)
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- Grand romantic gesture
didn't work out, son?
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- She's sort of stubborn.
262
00:24:33,380 --> 00:24:35,573
I mean, it's like you said,
you gotta be persistent.
263
00:24:37,620 --> 00:24:40,220
I'm already planning my
next grand romantic gesture.
264
00:24:41,830 --> 00:24:43,680
- Maybe this one is better to let go.
265
00:24:45,310 --> 00:24:48,077
- No, no, I don't think so, mm-mm.
266
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,880
- Hey, look, kid, we got an order up
267
00:24:55,880 --> 00:25:00,180
from 1100 Fishpond, apartment 235.
268
00:25:00,180 --> 00:25:01,860
You taking it?
- I got it.
269
00:25:01,860 --> 00:25:04,380
- No, no, I want Karl to take it.
270
00:25:04,380 --> 00:25:06,470
- I got this one.
- Sit down and shut up.
271
00:25:06,470 --> 00:25:07,453
Karl's taking it.
272
00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:11,580
Go ahead, kid.
273
00:25:16,386 --> 00:25:19,053
(ominous music)
274
00:25:35,962 --> 00:25:38,212
(knocking)
275
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,023
- Hi, how're you doing?
276
00:25:50,527 --> 00:25:52,633
- Uh, it's 16.37.
277
00:25:57,470 --> 00:25:59,103
- Keep the change, thanks.
278
00:26:01,530 --> 00:26:03,380
- Tell me about your feminist agenda.
279
00:26:05,770 --> 00:26:06,603
- What?
280
00:26:11,490 --> 00:26:13,783
Oh, (laughing) the shirt.
281
00:26:16,889 --> 00:26:19,250
- Yeah, I'd very much
like to hear about that.
282
00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:20,550
- Maybe some other time.
283
00:26:24,466 --> 00:26:27,133
(door creaking)
284
00:26:33,946 --> 00:26:36,613
(ominous music)
285
00:27:40,262 --> 00:27:42,854
(rifle firing)
286
00:27:42,854 --> 00:27:45,104
(knocking)
287
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,793
- Hi.
- Hello.
288
00:28:02,866 --> 00:28:05,116
(laughing)
289
00:28:06,650 --> 00:28:07,883
How much?
290
00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:09,853
- Oh, 10.85.
291
00:28:16,010 --> 00:28:17,733
- [Keisha] You can keep the change.
292
00:28:18,909 --> 00:28:20,353
- You sure?
- Yeah.
293
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,960
Well, until next time.
294
00:28:41,738 --> 00:28:42,571
- Yeah.
295
00:28:46,688 --> 00:28:49,938
(footsteps retreating)
296
00:28:57,310 --> 00:29:00,310
(crickets chirping)
297
00:30:05,986 --> 00:30:08,569
(key jangling)
298
00:30:12,482 --> 00:30:15,565
(car engine roaring)
299
00:30:25,682 --> 00:30:26,515
(Karl chuckling)
300
00:30:26,515 --> 00:30:27,690
- Hey.
301
00:30:27,690 --> 00:30:29,540
- You've been ordering a
lotta takeout this week.
302
00:30:29,540 --> 00:30:31,073
- Yeah, I wonder why.
303
00:30:33,010 --> 00:30:34,943
- Best pizza and sandwiches around.
304
00:30:36,490 --> 00:30:38,540
- Handsomest delivery driver around, too.
305
00:30:39,902 --> 00:30:42,235
(chuckling)
306
00:30:43,081 --> 00:30:47,123
- It's 16.21 for the pizza.
307
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:49,473
- Keep it.
308
00:30:51,170 --> 00:30:52,133
See you tomorrow?
309
00:30:53,090 --> 00:30:54,623
- No, I'm day shift tomorrow.
310
00:30:55,530 --> 00:30:56,363
- Oh!
311
00:30:58,890 --> 00:31:01,203
Well, maybe we can meet up somewhere?
312
00:31:09,902 --> 00:31:12,610
- (stammering) I already have plans.
313
00:31:12,610 --> 00:31:13,780
- Yeah, okay.
- Sorry.
314
00:31:13,780 --> 00:31:15,890
- No, no worries.
- Maybe another time.
315
00:31:15,890 --> 00:31:18,733
- Okay, sure.
- Mm-hmm, right.
316
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,333
Yeah, okay, right, oh god.
317
00:31:41,370 --> 00:31:44,203
(shoes squeaking)
318
00:31:52,390 --> 00:31:55,580
- 1100 Fishpond, apartment 235
319
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:57,733
has been ordering from us a lot this week.
320
00:32:00,650 --> 00:32:01,750
Three nights in a row.
321
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:07,510
Last night she asked if
the same driver was on
322
00:32:07,510 --> 00:32:08,763
as the night before.
323
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:17,370
I think maybe you got a
new one on the hook, Karl.
324
00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:18,463
Is she a looker?
325
00:32:19,890 --> 00:32:21,090
- Yeah, she's beautiful.
326
00:32:24,260 --> 00:32:25,700
- She's waiting for you to make a move.
327
00:32:25,700 --> 00:32:28,073
- She asked me out last night.
- All right!
328
00:32:29,174 --> 00:32:30,007
(laughing)
329
00:32:30,007 --> 00:32:31,857
- No, I told her I already had plans.
330
00:32:33,362 --> 00:32:34,195
- Why?
331
00:32:38,834 --> 00:32:40,334
Why?
332
00:32:40,334 --> 00:32:42,480
(stammering)
333
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:43,440
- She's...
334
00:32:45,610 --> 00:32:48,157
She's black.
335
00:32:48,157 --> 00:32:49,190
(laughing)
336
00:32:49,190 --> 00:32:52,440
- Son, there ain't nothing wrong
with a little jungle fever.
337
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,413
You said she was beautiful.
- Yeah.
338
00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:57,900
- She tip?
- Generously.
339
00:32:57,900 --> 00:32:59,650
- So what's the difference?
340
00:33:00,933 --> 00:33:02,330
- What if it's true what they say?
341
00:33:02,330 --> 00:33:06,293
What if once you go
black, you never go back?
342
00:33:06,293 --> 00:33:08,543
(laughing)
343
00:33:10,020 --> 00:33:11,733
- Do I have a jungle bunny wife?
344
00:33:13,570 --> 00:33:16,690
- No.
- So there you go.
345
00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:19,100
I used to run around with black broads
346
00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:20,913
all the time back in the day.
347
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:27,623
Black girls, white powder,
Reaganomics, that was the '80s.
348
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,790
Now I got a white wife, and
I don't do anything harder
349
00:33:32,790 --> 00:33:35,273
than a glass of Johnny
Walker now and then.
350
00:33:38,435 --> 00:33:39,793
But the economy is shit.
351
00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:42,483
Win some, lose some.
352
00:33:43,700 --> 00:33:47,183
Anyway, next time you deliver
to her, make your move.
353
00:33:55,277 --> 00:33:56,110
- Fuck.
354
00:33:56,110 --> 00:33:58,360
(knocking)
355
00:34:03,230 --> 00:34:04,583
- Ooh, are these for me?
356
00:34:06,570 --> 00:34:09,520
- Kevin, I told you I had it.
357
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,723
Hi.
- Is this him?
358
00:34:12,710 --> 00:34:15,010
You're right, he looks
like a fine hunk a man.
359
00:34:17,130 --> 00:34:19,851
- I'm sorry, I didn't
know you had a husband.
360
00:34:19,851 --> 00:34:22,633
- (laughing) No.
361
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,790
- Look, I'm really flattered,
but I'm not into swinging,
362
00:34:27,790 --> 00:34:28,963
so.
- What?
363
00:34:29,940 --> 00:34:33,140
No, no, we're not married,
we're just friends.
364
00:34:33,140 --> 00:34:35,180
- Friends?
- Yeah.
365
00:34:35,180 --> 00:34:37,570
- Look, I'm more likely to
be your husband than hers.
366
00:34:37,570 --> 00:34:38,403
- Stop.
367
00:34:40,570 --> 00:34:43,543
- That'll be 29.16.
- Ooh, all business.
368
00:34:48,210 --> 00:34:50,343
- Here, you can keep that.
- Thanks.
369
00:34:52,950 --> 00:34:54,063
- Are those for me?
370
00:34:55,902 --> 00:34:58,069
- (sighs)
371
00:34:59,741 --> 00:35:00,908
Yeah.
- Thanks.
372
00:35:01,809 --> 00:35:04,059
(laughing)
373
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:14,560
- Do you maybe wanna go out sometime?
374
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:15,773
- I'm free tomorrow.
375
00:35:17,510 --> 00:35:19,273
- I'll pick you up at eight.
- Okay.
376
00:35:21,330 --> 00:35:22,693
Wait.
- Yes.
377
00:35:23,530 --> 00:35:25,390
- I don't know your name.
378
00:35:25,390 --> 00:35:29,330
- It's Karl, Karl Gordon.
379
00:35:29,330 --> 00:35:30,770
- Keisha Booker.
380
00:35:30,770 --> 00:35:33,293
Nice to officially meet
you, Karl, Karl Gordon.
381
00:35:37,285 --> 00:35:40,535
(footsteps retreating)
382
00:35:48,865 --> 00:35:50,980
- He's a bit of a stiff.
383
00:35:50,980 --> 00:35:53,513
- Yeah, but in a cute way.
384
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:59,313
- You and your projects.
- Oh, it's not a project.
385
00:36:03,570 --> 00:36:05,860
- [Karl Voiceover] Keisha Booker.
386
00:36:05,860 --> 00:36:06,693
Keisha.
387
00:36:07,870 --> 00:36:08,703
Keisha.
388
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:11,793
Keisha and Karl.
389
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,280
Karl and Keisha.
390
00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:18,657
The Kevin situation
could fuck this all up.
391
00:36:19,661 --> 00:36:20,940
She's a twofer.
392
00:36:20,940 --> 00:36:24,740
She's a woman, she's a black,
on top of that, a homo friend.
393
00:36:24,740 --> 00:36:27,603
A big beefy homo friend
that wants to fuck me.
394
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,023
Ha! Let him try it.
395
00:36:55,105 --> 00:36:57,272
(chewing)
396
00:37:15,249 --> 00:37:17,832
(key jangling)
397
00:37:42,207 --> 00:37:45,027
(door creaking)
398
00:37:45,027 --> 00:37:46,350
(Keisha chuckling)
399
00:37:46,350 --> 00:37:47,183
- Well, hi.
400
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:52,633
- Howdy.
401
00:37:54,180 --> 00:37:56,285
- What, no flowers?
402
00:37:56,285 --> 00:37:57,118
(Karl stammering)
403
00:37:57,118 --> 00:38:00,130
Karl, relax, I'm just joking.
404
00:38:00,130 --> 00:38:02,380
(laughing)
405
00:38:11,390 --> 00:38:12,950
- Well, after you, milady.
406
00:38:20,578 --> 00:38:21,661
- Oh, thanks.
407
00:38:34,940 --> 00:38:37,130
Don't you think we're
a little over dressed
408
00:38:37,130 --> 00:38:38,140
for a pizza parlor?
409
00:38:38,140 --> 00:38:39,950
- Oh, nonsense.
410
00:38:39,950 --> 00:38:41,490
Besides, I thought
Goomba's was your favorite.
411
00:38:41,490 --> 00:38:44,303
- Karl, I only kept ordering to see you.
412
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,540
You know, I'm a third cousin
413
00:39:08,540 --> 00:39:11,156
to future president Cory Booker.
414
00:39:11,156 --> 00:39:13,803
- Oh, I didn't vote for him. (chuckles)
415
00:39:14,966 --> 00:39:15,953
Oh, sorry.
416
00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:18,520
- I'm kidding.
417
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,963
You don't have to be so
nervous, Karl, relax.
418
00:39:32,190 --> 00:39:34,020
So are you in school or...
419
00:39:35,090 --> 00:39:39,063
- No, I graduated in 2012,
business administration.
420
00:39:39,950 --> 00:39:42,803
- Oh, well, why don't you pursue that?
421
00:39:43,642 --> 00:39:46,127
- I mean, the job market's so bad.
422
00:39:46,127 --> 00:39:47,570
- Oh, I know what you mean.
423
00:39:47,570 --> 00:39:50,940
I went to school for film, got
out, and there were no jobs,
424
00:39:50,940 --> 00:39:52,740
nothing in South Jersey anyway.
425
00:39:52,740 --> 00:39:54,000
- So what is it you do?
426
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,130
- I'm the Director of Community Relations
427
00:39:56,130 --> 00:39:58,480
and Brand Awareness for
Fleminger Direct Media.
428
00:40:00,322 --> 00:40:02,380
- Fleminger?
- Yeah.
429
00:40:02,380 --> 00:40:04,250
We do marketing and advertising
430
00:40:04,250 --> 00:40:06,720
for pharmaceutical companies.
431
00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:08,500
I kinda lucked into it.
432
00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:10,213
I had a friend there, Kevin.
433
00:40:13,790 --> 00:40:15,430
- How fortuitous. (chuckles)
434
00:40:15,430 --> 00:40:17,093
- Yeah, I guess I'm doing okay.
435
00:40:33,020 --> 00:40:35,453
They might need people
with your degree there.
436
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:38,140
You should check out the site,
437
00:40:38,140 --> 00:40:39,640
see if they have any openings,
438
00:40:40,510 --> 00:40:41,910
and you can say you know me.
439
00:40:44,220 --> 00:40:46,503
- I'll look into it.
- Okay.
440
00:41:00,030 --> 00:41:02,900
- Thank you.
- Thank you, my good man.
441
00:41:02,900 --> 00:41:04,300
- [Braden] Yeah, sure.
442
00:41:04,300 --> 00:41:07,570
- No, I got it.
- Are you sure?
443
00:41:07,570 --> 00:41:09,610
- Yeah, I got it.
- We can split it.
444
00:41:09,610 --> 00:41:11,340
- No, no, don't be silly, I got it.
445
00:41:11,340 --> 00:41:14,000
- Really, I--
- No, no.
446
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,013
I got it.
- Okay.
447
00:41:31,980 --> 00:41:35,177
Karl Gordon, you may kiss me goodnight.
448
00:42:50,483 --> 00:42:53,754
- [Karl Voiceover] Equal
opportunity employer?
449
00:42:53,754 --> 00:42:55,054
Equal opportunity for who?
450
00:42:59,290 --> 00:43:00,293
Not for me.
451
00:43:29,470 --> 00:43:30,380
- [Daphne on TV] Our
national correspondent,
452
00:43:30,380 --> 00:43:31,480
Rose Caldwell, is on the scene.
453
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:32,546
Rose, what do you have?
454
00:43:32,546 --> 00:43:33,379
(snoring)
455
00:43:33,379 --> 00:43:35,240
- [Rose on TV] Yeah, Daphne,
initial reports are saying
456
00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:39,540
there are 22 dead and 19
injured after a man opened fire
457
00:43:39,540 --> 00:43:42,050
at the Missoula Grizzly
Bear Museum and Gift Shoppe
458
00:43:42,050 --> 00:43:44,670
in Missoula, Montana this evening.
459
00:43:44,670 --> 00:43:47,410
One unidentified subject who is believed
460
00:43:47,410 --> 00:43:49,340
to have acted alone is dead
461
00:43:49,340 --> 00:43:51,840
after a prolonged standoff with police.
462
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:55,090
Authorities are as of
yet unsure of a motive,
463
00:43:55,090 --> 00:43:57,350
but first-hand accounts suggest
464
00:43:57,350 --> 00:43:59,640
the attacks were initially targeted
465
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,156
at specific individuals working at the--
466
00:44:02,156 --> 00:44:04,480
- So this guy comes to
the door in overalls,
467
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:08,240
no shirt, huge house, no tip.
468
00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:10,410
He counted exact change,
I couldn't believe it.
469
00:44:10,410 --> 00:44:12,632
- You must deal with a lot of crazies.
470
00:44:12,632 --> 00:44:13,797
- Yeah, here and there.
471
00:44:13,797 --> 00:44:16,080
- Don't you ever get scared?
472
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,440
Like you don't know
who's answering the door.
473
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,300
- No, not at all.
474
00:44:20,300 --> 00:44:23,340
- I'd be terrified,
especially on a day like today
475
00:44:23,340 --> 00:44:25,432
with what happened in Missoula.
476
00:44:25,432 --> 00:44:27,030
- A horrible tragedy.
477
00:44:27,030 --> 00:44:29,440
- Yeah, especially since it
all could have been avoided
478
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,640
if we had some type of
sensible gun control.
479
00:44:33,430 --> 00:44:36,300
- So, a responsible gun owner like myself
480
00:44:36,300 --> 00:44:38,713
should be punished
because of a few bad guys?
481
00:44:39,625 --> 00:44:41,720
I mean, what would you
do if people decided
482
00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:44,220
that drunk driving was such an issue
483
00:44:44,220 --> 00:44:46,890
that we should ban alcohol and cars?
484
00:44:46,890 --> 00:44:49,090
- It's not the same at all.
485
00:44:49,090 --> 00:44:50,420
First of all, no one's really talking
486
00:44:50,420 --> 00:44:52,180
about banning guns altogether,
487
00:44:52,180 --> 00:44:54,310
but why does anyone need an assault rifle?
488
00:44:54,310 --> 00:44:57,070
- Real assault rifles
are illegal in America.
489
00:44:57,070 --> 00:44:59,980
Assault rifle as you mean
it was a political term
490
00:44:59,980 --> 00:45:02,250
created in the '80s to ban semi-automatic
491
00:45:02,250 --> 00:45:04,180
sporting rifles in California.
492
00:45:04,180 --> 00:45:06,730
- Whatever, sporting rifle, assault rifle,
493
00:45:06,730 --> 00:45:08,930
either way people are dying needlessly.
494
00:45:08,930 --> 00:45:10,500
- I own a sporting rifle.
495
00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:11,950
I love spending time at the range.
496
00:45:11,950 --> 00:45:13,750
I should have that taken from me?
497
00:45:13,750 --> 00:45:16,350
- If it saves even just one
life, isn't it worth it?
498
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:24,290
Okay, look, I'm sorry I brought it up.
499
00:45:24,290 --> 00:45:26,640
It's clearly a sore
subject for the both of us.
500
00:45:35,636 --> 00:45:40,436
Come on. (laughing)
501
00:45:42,260 --> 00:45:44,220
- I just don't understand
why I should have to change
502
00:45:44,220 --> 00:45:47,400
because some guy decides to--
- Karl, forget it.
503
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,100
Let's just have a good time, okay?
504
00:46:00,550 --> 00:46:02,143
- Two peanuts walk into a bar.
505
00:46:03,300 --> 00:46:05,493
One of them was assaulted.
506
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:10,810
(laughing)
507
00:46:10,810 --> 00:46:12,285
- You're cute.
508
00:46:12,285 --> 00:46:14,535
(laughing)
509
00:46:16,910 --> 00:46:18,583
Oh, it's freezing out here.
510
00:46:19,460 --> 00:46:22,380
You wanna head back to my
place, get outta the cold?
511
00:46:22,380 --> 00:46:23,780
- I thought you'd never ask.
512
00:46:44,540 --> 00:46:47,080
- You sure you don't want
anything besides water?
513
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:50,010
Beer, wine, iced tea?
514
00:46:50,010 --> 00:46:52,303
- No, water's fine, thank you.
515
00:47:02,855 --> 00:47:05,760
(Keisha sighs)
516
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,603
- I am so ready for the weekend.
517
00:47:08,750 --> 00:47:09,583
- Yeah.
518
00:47:12,340 --> 00:47:14,326
- I had a really tough week.
519
00:47:14,326 --> 00:47:15,576
I can't wait to sleep in.
520
00:47:17,690 --> 00:47:20,660
- Weekends are usually
the busiest days for me.
521
00:47:20,660 --> 00:47:23,633
- Yeah?
- Yeah, lots of deliveries.
522
00:47:26,330 --> 00:47:28,102
- Yeah, that makes sense.
523
00:47:28,102 --> 00:47:30,352
(laughing)
524
00:47:31,190 --> 00:47:32,640
I love my job and everything,
525
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:34,490
but I'm always ready for the weekend.
526
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,450
I guess I just never really saw myself
527
00:47:37,450 --> 00:47:38,653
in marketing, you know?
528
00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:41,520
I mean, it's so analytical,
529
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,430
and I guess I just never saw
myself as that kind of person.
530
00:47:44,430 --> 00:47:47,080
I always thought my creative
side was a lot stronger.
531
00:47:48,530 --> 00:47:53,193
I guess I just never really
saw myself doing this as a kid.
532
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:55,433
How 'bout you?
533
00:47:57,061 --> 00:47:58,590
- What do you mean?
534
00:47:58,590 --> 00:47:59,423
- When you were a kid,
535
00:47:59,423 --> 00:48:01,070
what did you wanna be when you grew up?
536
00:48:03,810 --> 00:48:06,433
- Well, I always had a
strong mind for business.
537
00:48:06,433 --> 00:48:07,770
(laughing)
538
00:48:07,770 --> 00:48:09,320
- I'm not laughing at you, I'm not.
539
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:12,710
It's just, it's so practical.
540
00:48:12,710 --> 00:48:14,620
It's adorable.
541
00:48:14,620 --> 00:48:16,943
But like as a kid, what did you wanna be?
542
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:20,510
- As far back as I can remember,
543
00:48:20,510 --> 00:48:23,933
I have always wanted to
be a small business owner.
544
00:48:25,750 --> 00:48:29,010
- Okay, so in kindergarten,
545
00:48:29,010 --> 00:48:31,950
when little Karl had to do a project
546
00:48:31,950 --> 00:48:34,290
on what he wanted to be when he grew up,
547
00:48:34,290 --> 00:48:36,320
it said small business owner.
548
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:39,020
- Yes, and I have it laminated
on a poster in my closet
549
00:48:39,020 --> 00:48:40,990
somewhere to prove it.
- You're funny. (chuckles)
550
00:48:40,990 --> 00:48:42,120
- I'm not kidding.
551
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:43,639
- I'd like to see that someday.
552
00:48:43,639 --> 00:48:45,473
- Then I will show you, okay.
553
00:48:52,140 --> 00:48:54,449
- So what kind of business?
554
00:48:54,449 --> 00:48:57,023
- (stammering) Business.
555
00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:03,603
A business.
- Like what?
556
00:49:04,605 --> 00:49:07,022
(stammering)
557
00:49:10,094 --> 00:49:12,393
- Like a business.
558
00:49:13,843 --> 00:49:15,020
(sighs)
559
00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:18,353
Well, like a Hooter's franchise or a--
560
00:49:18,353 --> 00:49:21,270
- Come on, Karl, I'm serious.
561
00:49:21,270 --> 00:49:23,849
What did little Karl dream about?
562
00:49:23,849 --> 00:49:25,849
(sighs)
563
00:49:32,780 --> 00:49:33,613
- I don't know.
564
00:49:36,591 --> 00:49:38,291
I always wanted to be my own boss,
565
00:49:39,510 --> 00:49:40,533
the American dream.
566
00:49:41,470 --> 00:49:45,303
Self-reliant, self-sufficient,
567
00:49:47,900 --> 00:49:49,163
the American dream.
568
00:49:50,420 --> 00:49:52,760
- Well, I'm not asking
about the American dream.
569
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:54,493
I'm asking about the Karl dream.
570
00:50:00,670 --> 00:50:01,503
What?
571
00:50:02,810 --> 00:50:04,410
Is it embarrassing or something?
572
00:50:06,660 --> 00:50:08,290
Look, I'm sorry I laughed.
573
00:50:08,290 --> 00:50:09,853
I really didn't mean to.
574
00:50:11,100 --> 00:50:12,223
I really wanna know.
575
00:50:15,809 --> 00:50:17,109
Come on, you can trust me.
576
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:33,303
I wanted to make movies, since I was 10.
577
00:50:35,020 --> 00:50:36,680
I used to take my dad's camcorder
578
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,499
and make these little
stories with my Barbie dolls.
579
00:50:39,499 --> 00:50:40,970
(laughing)
580
00:50:40,970 --> 00:50:43,150
And then later on, the
neighborhood kids would come over
581
00:50:43,150 --> 00:50:44,463
and we'd make movies.
582
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:48,680
And ever since then,
that's what I wanted to do.
583
00:50:49,610 --> 00:50:51,110
I even went to college for it.
584
00:50:53,197 --> 00:50:54,197
- And what happened?
585
00:50:55,350 --> 00:50:57,400
- Things don't always work out, you know?
586
00:50:58,690 --> 00:51:00,850
I couldn't afford to move to LA.
587
00:51:00,850 --> 00:51:04,060
I hate New York and North Jersey.
588
00:51:04,060 --> 00:51:05,860
And then I got the job at Fleminger.
589
00:51:07,387 --> 00:51:08,763
- But you can still move though.
590
00:51:08,763 --> 00:51:11,300
I mean, you must have money saved by now.
591
00:51:11,300 --> 00:51:13,163
- Yeah, but I can't leave my mom.
592
00:51:17,375 --> 00:51:19,125
- Yeah, my mother needs me as well.
593
00:51:22,730 --> 00:51:26,460
- Okay, well, I showed you
mine, now you show me yours.
594
00:51:26,460 --> 00:51:27,860
What kind of business?
595
00:51:27,860 --> 00:51:29,110
What did you dream about?
596
00:51:30,930 --> 00:51:31,763
You can tell me.
597
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:38,733
- I don't know.
598
00:51:44,460 --> 00:51:47,790
I don't know, I never really
thought about it, I never...
599
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:51,073
I still don't.
600
00:52:00,259 --> 00:52:01,863
- I'm sorry, Karl.
601
00:52:04,627 --> 00:52:06,431
I didn't mean to upset you.
602
00:52:06,431 --> 00:52:08,931
(Karl crying)
603
00:52:24,860 --> 00:52:27,160
- I should go, I have
an early shift tomorrow.
604
00:52:28,490 --> 00:52:29,540
Breakfast deliveries.
605
00:52:33,060 --> 00:52:35,460
- Well, we should do
dinner again sometime soon.
606
00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:38,510
- Yeah, dinner, yeah, dinner.
607
00:52:38,510 --> 00:52:40,853
Yes, that's a splendid idea.
608
00:52:41,780 --> 00:52:42,613
- Hey.
609
00:52:44,973 --> 00:52:47,223
Everything's gonna be okay.
610
00:52:52,425 --> 00:52:54,425
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.
611
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:02,947
(ominous music)
612
00:53:23,487 --> 00:53:25,904
(rock music)
613
00:53:33,641 --> 00:53:35,891
(knocking)
614
00:53:43,620 --> 00:53:46,553
- Hey, man.
- It's 16.47.
615
00:53:48,590 --> 00:53:50,473
- What?
- Pizza.
616
00:53:51,650 --> 00:53:54,424
- You brought me a pizza?
- You ordered it.
617
00:53:54,424 --> 00:53:57,280
- (scoffs) No, man,
I'm done taking orders.
618
00:53:57,280 --> 00:54:00,510
- Uh, no, you called and ordered a pizza.
619
00:54:00,510 --> 00:54:04,793
It's the basement of 22
Constitution Road, right?
620
00:54:05,630 --> 00:54:08,163
- That's my address, man.
- Babe.
621
00:54:09,390 --> 00:54:11,946
Stop hassling the pizza boy.
- Pizza man.
622
00:54:11,946 --> 00:54:13,980
- You ordered this boy
to bring me a pizza?
623
00:54:13,980 --> 00:54:15,723
- I ordered a pizza, yeah.
624
00:54:18,412 --> 00:54:21,260
- Come inside, man.
- No, that's all right.
625
00:54:21,260 --> 00:54:23,173
It's 16.47.
626
00:54:24,643 --> 00:54:25,810
- I don't wanna leave you out in the cold
627
00:54:25,810 --> 00:54:27,690
while I go get the money.
628
00:54:27,690 --> 00:54:28,523
- I'll wait.
629
00:54:29,550 --> 00:54:31,093
- Come inside, goddamn it!
630
00:54:46,957 --> 00:54:49,374
(door slams)
631
00:54:50,660 --> 00:54:52,260
Put the pizza on the table, man.
632
00:55:06,325 --> 00:55:08,973
Keep the change, man.
- Thanks.
633
00:55:09,820 --> 00:55:12,010
- Wait, don't you wanna slice?
634
00:55:12,010 --> 00:55:13,760
- Oh, no, I'm working.
635
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:15,130
- Let him go, Rodney.
636
00:55:15,130 --> 00:55:16,130
- Bitch, don't tell me what to do.
637
00:55:16,130 --> 00:55:18,150
- Don't talk to me like that.
638
00:55:18,150 --> 00:55:20,500
- I didn't spend eight years in
some desert getting shot at
639
00:55:20,500 --> 00:55:22,830
to come back here and get
told what to do by some skank.
640
00:55:22,830 --> 00:55:24,663
- Someone needs to be housebroken.
641
00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:37,400
- We'll talk about this later.
642
00:55:43,433 --> 00:55:45,833
- I have to go now.
643
00:55:49,490 --> 00:55:51,113
Thank you for your service.
644
00:55:55,710 --> 00:55:58,100
Women never want you for
the man that you are.
645
00:55:58,100 --> 00:56:01,030
They want you for the man
they think you can be.
646
00:56:01,030 --> 00:56:04,120
It's one giant shit-test,
and you gotta play their game
647
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:06,170
to get what you want from them.
648
00:56:06,170 --> 00:56:08,110
That makes it easier.
649
00:56:08,110 --> 00:56:12,532
All you gotta do is figure
out who they want you to be.
650
00:56:12,532 --> 00:56:15,199
(door creaking)
651
00:56:16,290 --> 00:56:18,963
- She's getting ready, come on in.
652
00:56:28,837 --> 00:56:31,504
(door creaking)
653
00:56:40,271 --> 00:56:42,604
You want a beer or anything?
654
00:56:45,630 --> 00:56:47,463
- Do you live here?
- No.
655
00:56:51,410 --> 00:56:53,130
- Why are you here?
656
00:56:53,130 --> 00:56:56,660
- Well, Keish knew she was
gonna be a while getting ready,
657
00:56:56,660 --> 00:56:58,763
so she invited me over to let you in.
658
00:57:02,279 --> 00:57:03,179
Do you wanna beer?
659
00:57:06,850 --> 00:57:07,683
- Sure.
660
00:57:32,410 --> 00:57:35,293
- Nice bolo tie.
- What?
661
00:57:36,850 --> 00:57:39,337
- Your bolo tie, I like it.
662
00:57:39,337 --> 00:57:41,923
- I'm not wearing a bolo tie.
663
00:57:50,310 --> 00:57:52,580
- So, Keish say you were interested
664
00:57:52,580 --> 00:57:54,197
in applying for Fleminger?
665
00:57:56,140 --> 00:57:58,923
- Yeah, thinking about it.
666
00:58:00,060 --> 00:58:02,010
- Cool, cool, cool.
667
00:58:02,010 --> 00:58:05,131
Well, if you do, let her know.
668
00:58:05,131 --> 00:58:07,131
I could probably talk to my buddy in HR.
669
00:58:24,620 --> 00:58:26,063
- Hey.
- Hey.
670
00:58:29,270 --> 00:58:30,773
- Oh, thanks, Karl.
671
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:33,340
Let me put these in water.
672
00:58:39,650 --> 00:58:42,863
- Hey, I just had an idea.
- What's that?
673
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:48,460
- Why don't we order in, the three of us?
674
00:58:48,460 --> 00:58:52,109
- Actually, I don't wanna
intrude or anything.
675
00:58:52,109 --> 00:58:54,483
- (scoffs) Nonsense, I insist.
676
00:58:55,515 --> 00:59:00,433
Keish is in a bit of a dress
down kinda mood anyway.
677
00:59:01,740 --> 00:59:06,010
I can loosen my tie,
we'll get takeout, casual.
678
00:59:06,010 --> 00:59:07,210
- That's not a bad idea.
679
00:59:09,380 --> 00:59:12,240
- [Kevin] All right, I guess I'll stay.
680
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:15,690
- We can order from Goomba's.
- Great.
681
00:59:15,690 --> 00:59:17,203
It'll be like a Klan meeting.
682
00:59:43,460 --> 00:59:47,011
Karl, Keisha, Kevin.
683
00:59:47,011 --> 00:59:48,295
- Oh. (chuckling)
684
00:59:48,295 --> 00:59:51,060
- Oh, KKK, clever.
685
00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:56,023
- You spell Karl with a K?
- Of course.
686
01:00:06,430 --> 01:00:07,263
- I'll call.
687
01:00:11,935 --> 01:00:14,602
(phone ringing)
688
01:00:28,991 --> 01:00:30,053
- [Man on Phone] Hello, Goomba's pizza.
689
01:00:43,013 --> 01:00:45,040
- You're not hungry?
- Oh, I'm famished.
690
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:46,690
- You've hardly touched anything.
691
01:00:49,043 --> 01:00:52,293
(groaning and chewing)
692
01:00:56,780 --> 01:00:59,137
- So Kev-o, you seeing anyone?
693
01:01:02,070 --> 01:01:03,333
- Not at the moment, no.
694
01:01:05,948 --> 01:01:07,250
- Did you get a look at Braden?
695
01:01:07,250 --> 01:01:08,350
He delivered the food.
696
01:01:10,100 --> 01:01:11,253
- I didn't, actually.
697
01:01:12,130 --> 01:01:15,251
- Oh, he's a good-looking kid.
698
01:01:15,251 --> 01:01:16,763
I think he might be one of yours.
699
01:01:19,610 --> 01:01:20,980
- One of mine?
700
01:01:20,980 --> 01:01:21,930
- You know, like a.
701
01:01:30,550 --> 01:01:32,187
- Sorry, I'm not into fix-ups.
702
01:01:32,187 --> 01:01:33,803
- Mm, that's too bad.
703
01:01:37,190 --> 01:01:40,210
Oh, Keish, I've been thinking
704
01:01:40,210 --> 01:01:43,273
and I think I decided what
kind of business I wanna start.
705
01:01:44,207 --> 01:01:45,840
- Oh?
- Yeah, yeah.
706
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:48,040
Yeah, I think I'll be really into it.
707
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:49,580
A movie theater.
708
01:01:49,580 --> 01:01:51,410
- That sounds really cool, Karl.
709
01:01:51,410 --> 01:01:52,596
I actually just thought about--
710
01:01:52,596 --> 01:01:53,820
- I was actually doing
some internet browsing
711
01:01:53,820 --> 01:01:56,440
on the subject today and came across an ad
712
01:01:56,440 --> 01:02:00,930
for Planned Parenthood, so I
made a pretty sizable donation,
713
01:02:00,930 --> 01:02:02,710
anonymous of course.
714
01:02:02,710 --> 01:02:04,550
But also, I've been
doing a lot of thinking
715
01:02:04,550 --> 01:02:06,030
about your stance on guns, Keish.
716
01:02:06,030 --> 01:02:10,360
And I think I'm really
coming around to the idea
717
01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:13,263
of sensible gun regulation.
718
01:02:14,810 --> 01:02:16,023
- Good for you, Karl.
719
01:02:40,262 --> 01:02:41,095
- Whew!
720
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:52,570
I have to go to the bathroom.
721
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:08,900
- What the fuck?
722
01:03:08,900 --> 01:03:11,090
- I'm so sorry.
723
01:03:11,090 --> 01:03:14,863
I mean, he was weird and awkward
before, but in a cute way.
724
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:18,100
- He's fucking crazy!
725
01:03:18,100 --> 01:03:19,170
- All right, you got her
right where you want her.
726
01:03:19,170 --> 01:03:20,900
She thinks you're a friend of the queers,
727
01:03:20,900 --> 01:03:22,490
she thinks you're a feminist,
728
01:03:22,490 --> 01:03:24,263
she definitely wants to fuck you.
729
01:03:31,633 --> 01:03:32,466
(gasps)
730
01:03:32,466 --> 01:03:37,466
Hey, so what do you say we take this party
731
01:03:37,990 --> 01:03:39,220
into the bedroom?
732
01:03:39,220 --> 01:03:41,870
- [Keisha] Karl, Kevin is still here.
733
01:03:41,870 --> 01:03:43,620
- So I will ask him to leave.
734
01:03:43,620 --> 01:03:45,470
- [Keisha] No, I don't wanna be rude.
735
01:03:46,910 --> 01:03:48,253
- Keisha, come on.
736
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:52,670
- Why don't you say we call it a night.
737
01:04:04,810 --> 01:04:05,643
- Fine.
738
01:04:15,050 --> 01:04:15,883
- Go.
739
01:04:29,704 --> 01:04:31,970
(door creaking)
740
01:04:31,970 --> 01:04:34,080
- [Karl Voiceover] She'd rather
hang out with a nancy boy
741
01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:35,730
than spend the night with a stud?
742
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:39,443
The echo chamber's really warped her mind.
743
01:04:40,532 --> 01:04:43,199
(ominous music)
744
01:05:10,410 --> 01:05:14,170
Talk about a twofer, black and gay?
745
01:05:14,170 --> 01:05:16,700
No wonder life is so easy for him.
746
01:05:16,700 --> 01:05:18,210
Everyone wants to hand out jobs
747
01:05:18,210 --> 01:05:20,690
to their little gay, black pet.
748
01:05:20,690 --> 01:05:22,670
Everyone gets to feel
good about themselves,
749
01:05:22,670 --> 01:05:24,603
pat themselves on the back,
750
01:05:24,603 --> 01:05:26,650
and Kevin gets a free ride.
751
01:05:26,650 --> 01:05:29,643
Meanwhile, I have to kill
myself delivering pizzas.
752
01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:01,520
I live with my mom,
753
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:03,620
while he gets this mansion all to himself.
754
01:06:04,780 --> 01:06:08,180
He gets to bring his gay boys
over to his swanky fuck-pad
755
01:06:08,180 --> 01:06:09,293
whenever he wants.
756
01:06:10,610 --> 01:06:11,503
It's not fair.
757
01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:15,040
It's just not fair.
758
01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:16,820
- An order of traditional wings?
759
01:06:16,820 --> 01:06:18,424
What kind of sauce do you want?
760
01:06:18,424 --> 01:06:20,780
(shoes squeaking)
761
01:06:20,780 --> 01:06:22,113
- How's things going, kid?
762
01:06:23,356 --> 01:06:25,460
You get a taste of that chocolate yet?
763
01:06:25,460 --> 01:06:28,020
- [Pizza Employee] Okay, buffalo it is.
764
01:06:28,020 --> 01:06:29,867
Will that be the 15 or 25--
765
01:06:29,867 --> 01:06:33,710
- Oh, I'm balls deep in
that pussy, man, balls deep.
766
01:06:33,710 --> 01:06:37,253
- See, a black woman is built to fuck.
767
01:06:38,990 --> 01:06:41,683
Enjoy it now before you
have to settle down.
768
01:06:42,636 --> 01:06:46,116
Get it in.
- Oh, I will get it in.
769
01:06:46,116 --> 01:06:47,533
I will get it in.
770
01:06:49,870 --> 01:06:51,624
I'm sorry, Keisha, I just thought--
771
01:06:51,624 --> 01:06:52,457
- [Keisha on Phone] Thought what?
772
01:06:52,457 --> 01:06:55,050
- No, I thought if I'd
help him find a date,
773
01:06:55,050 --> 01:06:56,650
you'd think I was cool.
- What?
774
01:06:57,780 --> 01:06:59,340
You don't need to act any kind of way
775
01:06:59,340 --> 01:07:01,410
to make me thing you're whatever.
776
01:07:01,410 --> 01:07:05,170
You were weird last night, really weird.
777
01:07:05,170 --> 01:07:08,400
- [Karl] Yeah, I'm sorry,
it won't happen again.
778
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:10,420
Let's meet somewhere today.
779
01:07:10,420 --> 01:07:12,233
I want a chance to make it up to you.
780
01:07:18,592 --> 01:07:19,530
(gasps)
781
01:07:19,530 --> 01:07:24,530
- No, stop, no, what is wrong with you?
782
01:07:24,804 --> 01:07:26,310
- What?
783
01:07:26,310 --> 01:07:30,393
- Look, I wanted to do this in
person and in a public place.
784
01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:35,330
I don't wanna see you again.
- What?
785
01:07:35,330 --> 01:07:37,740
- We're just not compatible, Karl.
786
01:07:37,740 --> 01:07:39,100
I mean, your gun thing,
787
01:07:39,100 --> 01:07:40,960
that weird Planned Parenthood comment,
788
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:43,750
the KKK joke, you clearly
have a problem with Kevin,
789
01:07:43,750 --> 01:07:45,430
I guess because he's gay, I don't know.
790
01:07:45,430 --> 01:07:48,764
- Keisha, I just wanted to
be what you wanted me to be.
791
01:07:48,764 --> 01:07:49,870
- What?
792
01:07:49,870 --> 01:07:52,470
No, I didn't want you to
be anything but honest.
793
01:07:52,470 --> 01:07:53,763
I clearly misjudged you.
794
01:07:54,660 --> 01:07:57,143
We're just not compatible, I'm sorry.
795
01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:00,003
- Keisha, wait, wait.
- Let go of me.
796
01:08:00,003 --> 01:08:02,133
- Keisha, no, no.
- Let go of me!
797
01:08:02,133 --> 01:08:05,850
- Keisha, I walk away from you,
you don't walk away from me.
798
01:08:05,850 --> 01:08:09,900
You know, if you would just
open your mind to new ideas,
799
01:08:09,900 --> 01:08:12,100
I could show you so much.
800
01:08:12,100 --> 01:08:14,680
I really could, but the
world is so much bigger
801
01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:17,580
than this little feminist
bubble that you put yourself in.
802
01:08:18,821 --> 01:08:20,021
But you can't handle it.
803
01:08:21,070 --> 01:08:23,240
You can't, that's why
you're such a fag-hag.
804
01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:26,433
You can't handle being with
a real man, you nigger-bitch.
805
01:08:32,290 --> 01:08:34,083
- You're sick, Karl, you know that?
806
01:08:34,990 --> 01:08:37,180
I thought, I don't know,
I thought you needed
807
01:08:37,180 --> 01:08:39,853
to be unwound a little bit,
but you really need help.
808
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:42,993
- Fuck you!
809
01:08:45,365 --> 01:08:48,032
(ominous music)
810
01:08:54,150 --> 01:08:55,103
Humiliated,
811
01:08:57,170 --> 01:09:01,523
in front of cucks, betas, and losers.
812
01:09:10,150 --> 01:09:12,970
There's only so much I can take.
813
01:09:12,970 --> 01:09:15,570
There's only so much a man can allow
814
01:09:15,570 --> 01:09:17,497
and still call himself a man.
815
01:09:40,470 --> 01:09:41,303
Lindsey!
816
01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:44,020
I need to talk to you.
817
01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:46,860
- Karl, I told you, if you did this again,
818
01:09:46,860 --> 01:09:48,020
I'd call the cops.
819
01:09:48,020 --> 01:09:50,523
- You're the only one who
understands me, please?
820
01:09:54,990 --> 01:09:57,523
Look, can we just go
to my car just to talk?
821
01:09:58,830 --> 01:10:01,230
- Whatever you have to
say, you can say it here.
822
01:10:02,810 --> 01:10:05,610
- Can we at least walk over
to where they can't hear us?
823
01:10:13,940 --> 01:10:15,010
- What?
824
01:10:15,010 --> 01:10:19,343
- Lindsey, I just, I don't know anymore.
825
01:10:22,417 --> 01:10:24,853
I'm all alone all the time.
826
01:10:26,083 --> 01:10:28,253
I don't have any friends, no one likes me,
827
01:10:28,253 --> 01:10:29,303
and I don't know why.
828
01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:32,620
I try to be myself,
and no one likes to me.
829
01:10:32,620 --> 01:10:35,530
I try to be like other
people, and no one likes me.
830
01:10:35,530 --> 01:10:37,243
No matter what I do, I can't win.
831
01:10:39,402 --> 01:10:42,929
And now Keisha hates me.
- Keisha?
832
01:10:42,929 --> 01:10:44,679
- Some black girl I've been dating.
833
01:10:48,140 --> 01:10:51,573
I'm nothing to her, because I am nothing.
834
01:10:53,890 --> 01:10:55,760
(sobs) I'm just an empty shell.
835
01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:57,933
- It's not that bad, Karl.
- It is.
836
01:10:58,930 --> 01:11:00,003
You hate me, too.
837
01:11:07,282 --> 01:11:09,365
- I don't hate you, Karl.
838
01:11:14,940 --> 01:11:16,253
- What should I do?
839
01:11:19,230 --> 01:11:21,900
- I don't know, I think
you should seek help.
840
01:11:21,900 --> 01:11:24,770
- Help, help, yes, yes, I need help.
841
01:11:24,770 --> 01:11:26,754
That's why I'm here, help me.
842
01:11:26,754 --> 01:11:29,593
- I mean from a professional, therapy.
843
01:11:31,290 --> 01:11:33,690
You need someone who can
really help you change.
844
01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:37,963
- What, so you think I'm a freak?
845
01:11:37,963 --> 01:11:42,425
That I'm just some weakling,
some mental defective
846
01:11:42,425 --> 01:11:44,540
who should be poked and
prodded by some quack
847
01:11:44,540 --> 01:11:47,000
who's gonna tell me that I'm a closet homo
848
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:48,230
who wants to fuck his mother?
849
01:11:48,230 --> 01:11:49,683
- Have you been in therapy?
850
01:11:50,540 --> 01:11:52,240
Is that what they told you?
- No.
851
01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:55,700
- Karl, it doesn't mean you're weak.
852
01:11:55,700 --> 01:11:57,620
It just means you need help.
853
01:11:57,620 --> 01:11:59,522
We all need help sometimes.
854
01:11:59,522 --> 01:12:01,830
(laughing)
855
01:12:01,830 --> 01:12:04,513
- Ah god, you must think
I'm so fucking pathetic.
856
01:12:05,690 --> 01:12:06,860
And what did I ever see in you?
857
01:12:06,860 --> 01:12:09,290
You're just a cunt like the rest of them.
858
01:12:09,290 --> 01:12:10,773
- I tried, Karl, I tried.
859
01:12:12,750 --> 01:12:15,530
- Go, go, get the fuck outta here!
860
01:12:15,530 --> 01:12:17,153
Go, get the fuck outta here!
861
01:12:21,049 --> 01:12:22,716
- You okay?
- Yeah, it's fine.
862
01:12:22,716 --> 01:12:23,666
He's fucking crazy.
863
01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:29,407
(chewing)
864
01:12:32,170 --> 01:12:34,260
- Karl, I keep getting calls
865
01:12:34,260 --> 01:12:35,930
that people are not getting their food.
866
01:12:35,930 --> 01:12:36,913
What's going on?
867
01:12:38,620 --> 01:12:41,305
Hey, up here.
868
01:12:41,305 --> 01:12:44,222
(fingers snapping)
869
01:12:45,620 --> 01:12:47,453
Jesus, you're a weirdo.
870
01:12:49,770 --> 01:12:51,800
I'm giving you another chance, kid,
871
01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:55,117
but I get any more calls like
that, you're out on your ass.
872
01:13:01,810 --> 01:13:04,477
(ominous music)
873
01:13:07,230 --> 01:13:09,070
- [Karl Voiceover] Vinnie
doesn't see what's happening.
874
01:13:09,070 --> 01:13:10,660
He's gotten his piece of the pie
875
01:13:10,660 --> 01:13:12,020
and doesn't care about anyone else.
876
01:13:12,020 --> 01:13:13,663
He doesn't care about me.
877
01:13:14,730 --> 01:13:16,270
I'm on my own.
878
01:13:16,270 --> 01:13:18,360
Maybe it's all of them.
879
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:21,483
Not just the women, the blacks, everyone.
880
01:13:22,664 --> 01:13:25,393
Maybe the whole human
race is too sick to go on.
881
01:13:26,380 --> 01:13:27,820
Maybe we oughta wipe the slate clean
882
01:13:27,820 --> 01:13:29,543
and start all over again.
883
01:13:29,543 --> 01:13:32,610
(shoes squeaking)
884
01:13:32,610 --> 01:13:34,383
- Son, what's going on?
885
01:13:36,380 --> 01:13:37,213
Karl!
886
01:13:38,810 --> 01:13:41,060
- I've been making all
my deliveries, Vinnie.
887
01:13:42,010 --> 01:13:45,800
- Great, but you've been
acting weird the last few days.
888
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:46,723
What's going on?
889
01:13:58,960 --> 01:13:59,963
- Keisha dumped me.
890
01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:04,820
- So what?
891
01:14:04,820 --> 01:14:07,853
- The whole world's just to sick to go on.
892
01:14:09,530 --> 01:14:13,813
- Karl, you're gonna get
upset over some black cooze?
893
01:14:15,060 --> 01:14:16,810
Girls like that are a dime a dozen.
894
01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:20,970
You go out into the city,
to the bad part of town,
895
01:14:20,970 --> 01:14:23,860
you throw a dart, and
you find some tall glass
896
01:14:23,860 --> 01:14:25,593
of hot chocolate to fuck!
897
01:14:28,964 --> 01:14:31,680
Now go get your head outta
your goddamn ass and be a man!
898
01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:33,423
- She wasn't just any girl.
899
01:14:34,350 --> 01:14:35,963
She wasn't some black cooze.
900
01:14:39,047 --> 01:14:41,180
- Well, then go get her back.
901
01:14:41,180 --> 01:14:43,770
Marry her, what do you want me to say?
902
01:14:43,770 --> 01:14:45,940
- I called her the n word, Vinnie.
903
01:14:45,940 --> 01:14:46,853
It's too late.
904
01:14:48,228 --> 01:14:50,478
(laughing)
905
01:14:55,056 --> 01:14:58,932
- You are beyond my powers, kid.
906
01:14:58,932 --> 01:15:01,182
(laughing)
907
01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:03,752
Go clean the mats.
908
01:15:03,752 --> 01:15:06,002
(laughing)
909
01:15:23,780 --> 01:15:26,447
(ominous music)
910
01:15:39,802 --> 01:15:42,052
(knocking)
911
01:15:47,140 --> 01:15:47,980
- No, no, wait, wait.
912
01:15:47,980 --> 01:15:50,010
No, no, come on, Keisha!
913
01:15:50,010 --> 01:15:54,003
Look, come on, Keisha, I'm sorry, please?
914
01:15:55,650 --> 01:15:56,483
Keisha.
915
01:15:57,400 --> 01:15:58,600
- Do I need to hit call?
916
01:16:13,816 --> 01:16:16,149
(blows air)
917
01:16:24,613 --> 01:16:27,280
(ominous music)
918
01:16:53,510 --> 01:16:54,453
- Fuck, Karl.
919
01:16:55,960 --> 01:16:57,600
How'd you find out where I live?
920
01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:59,710
- I need you to talk to Keisha for me.
921
01:16:59,710 --> 01:17:01,330
- She told me what you
said the other night
922
01:17:01,330 --> 01:17:02,400
when she called it quits,
923
01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:03,980
and you expect me to go to bat for you?
924
01:17:03,980 --> 01:17:04,813
- I didn't mean it, okay?
925
01:17:04,813 --> 01:17:06,890
I thought things were
going so well between us,
926
01:17:06,890 --> 01:17:07,860
it caught me by surprise.
927
01:17:07,860 --> 01:17:09,500
- Caught you by surprise?
928
01:17:09,500 --> 01:17:10,870
You didn't realize all the awkwardness
929
01:17:10,870 --> 01:17:13,620
that was going on in her
apartment the other night?
930
01:17:13,620 --> 01:17:14,920
- I just need her to hear me out, okay?
931
01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:17,140
Can you just tell her to talk to me?
932
01:17:17,140 --> 01:17:20,040
- No, because you're
a racist, a homophobe,
933
01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:22,260
and probably all sorts
of other crazy shit.
934
01:17:22,260 --> 01:17:23,830
You need to leave me and Keisha alone.
935
01:17:23,830 --> 01:17:25,010
- I'm not a racist.
936
01:17:25,010 --> 01:17:26,470
- But you're okay with being a homophobe.
937
01:17:26,470 --> 01:17:27,930
- I love her.
938
01:17:27,930 --> 01:17:28,871
Can you tell her I love her?
939
01:17:28,871 --> 01:17:31,451
- (laughing) Oh, geeze, wow.
- Please.
940
01:17:31,451 --> 01:17:35,090
- Oh man, man, oh, man.
941
01:17:35,090 --> 01:17:36,173
Don't touch me, man.
942
01:17:37,860 --> 01:17:40,023
- The future is female?
- What?
943
01:17:41,270 --> 01:17:42,103
- Your shirt.
944
01:17:43,060 --> 01:17:44,170
- That's what it says, yeah.
945
01:17:44,170 --> 01:17:45,420
- So what am I, the past?
946
01:17:46,580 --> 01:17:48,100
No, I'm the future.
947
01:17:48,100 --> 01:17:50,990
- [Kevin] All right, good
luck with that, dude.
948
01:17:50,990 --> 01:17:52,797
- I need you to talk to Keisha for me.
949
01:17:52,797 --> 01:17:54,713
- That's not gonna happen.
950
01:18:00,010 --> 01:18:02,453
- I'm the future, you hear me?
951
01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:04,393
I'm the future.
952
01:18:05,960 --> 01:18:09,710
I am the future, the
future is Karl, it's me.
953
01:18:12,130 --> 01:18:13,963
I am the future, I am.
954
01:18:17,573 --> 01:18:19,591
I'm the future.
955
01:18:19,591 --> 01:18:21,758
(panting)
956
01:18:33,138 --> 01:18:34,721
The future is Karl.
957
01:18:38,085 --> 01:18:40,752
(ominous music)
958
01:19:08,402 --> 01:19:09,235
(gasps)
959
01:19:09,235 --> 01:19:10,985
- Jesus Christ, Karl!
960
01:19:15,344 --> 01:19:18,427
(car engine roaring)
961
01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:35,157
(Lindsey groaning)
962
01:20:17,994 --> 01:20:20,661
(ominous music)
963
01:22:14,025 --> 01:22:16,192
(chewing)
964
01:22:23,650 --> 01:22:26,310
- Karl, I can't do this right now.
965
01:22:26,310 --> 01:22:28,230
How did you even know I was here?
966
01:22:28,230 --> 01:22:29,960
- I came to see Kevin.
967
01:22:29,960 --> 01:22:31,410
I heard what happened to him.
968
01:22:35,330 --> 01:22:38,433
- He's in a coma on a respirator.
969
01:22:40,010 --> 01:22:41,060
He might not recover.
970
01:22:42,830 --> 01:22:43,680
- Get in the car.
971
01:22:45,670 --> 01:22:47,370
You're in no condition
to be driving right now.
972
01:22:47,370 --> 01:22:49,720
I'll take you to work or
wherever you wanna go.
973
01:22:59,071 --> 01:22:59,904
- Okay.
974
01:23:06,271 --> 01:23:08,521
(sniffing)
975
01:23:17,887 --> 01:23:20,804
(Lindsey groaning)
976
01:23:22,839 --> 01:23:25,506
(ominous music)
977
01:23:44,110 --> 01:23:45,960
- Karl, what's going on?
978
01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:47,690
Who's in the trunk?
979
01:23:47,690 --> 01:23:49,050
- You had your chance, bitch.
980
01:23:49,050 --> 01:23:50,220
- [Keisha] My chance for what?
981
01:23:50,220 --> 01:23:52,920
- Your chance to treat me
like a decent human being.
982
01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:54,160
- Karl, I never treated you any--
983
01:23:54,160 --> 01:23:55,423
- Another word and I will ventilate you
984
01:23:55,423 --> 01:23:56,863
right now, you whore!
985
01:23:59,490 --> 01:24:01,490
Dumb slut. (chuckles)
986
01:24:01,490 --> 01:24:03,520
I bet she would suck my cock right now
987
01:24:03,520 --> 01:24:06,140
to get out of this if
I gave her the chance.
988
01:24:06,140 --> 01:24:07,133
Oh, but it's too late for the Keishas
989
01:24:07,133 --> 01:24:09,890
and the Lindseys of this world.
990
01:24:09,890 --> 01:24:13,490
I've accepted my glorious
role in this great cleansing
991
01:24:13,490 --> 01:24:15,930
that humanity has needed for so long.
992
01:24:15,930 --> 01:24:17,450
No, they should be thanking me
993
01:24:17,450 --> 01:24:19,573
for allowing them to see it first-hand.
994
01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:23,703
- Is Lindsey in the trunk?
995
01:24:27,830 --> 01:24:30,110
- Can she hear my thoughts right now?
996
01:24:30,110 --> 01:24:32,060
Or did I mention Lindsey to her before?
997
01:24:33,255 --> 01:24:35,350
Did I mention Lindsey to you before?
998
01:24:35,350 --> 01:24:36,950
- Karl, you're talking out loud.
999
01:24:38,068 --> 01:24:40,901
(tires squealing)
1000
01:24:44,780 --> 01:24:47,363
(bell ringing)
1001
01:25:17,460 --> 01:25:19,010
- Karl, you fucking nut case!
1002
01:25:19,010 --> 01:25:21,690
What the fuck?
- Don't make me regret
1003
01:25:21,690 --> 01:25:23,240
taking the tape off your mouth.
1004
01:25:26,713 --> 01:25:29,390
Now be a good little girl
and keep your trap shut, huh?
1005
01:26:02,291 --> 01:26:07,023
Come on, come on, come
on, there you go, yeah.
1006
01:26:11,330 --> 01:26:12,163
Here.
1007
01:26:14,860 --> 01:26:15,693
Here!
1008
01:26:41,291 --> 01:26:44,240
(gasping)
1009
01:26:44,240 --> 01:26:45,073
Sit!
1010
01:26:45,960 --> 01:26:48,943
Sit and shut the fuck up.
1011
01:27:00,370 --> 01:27:01,820
- [Keisha] Karl, who is that?
1012
01:27:03,911 --> 01:27:06,578
(girls sobbing)
1013
01:27:16,935 --> 01:27:20,223
- Would you just shut up
and listen to me for once?
1014
01:27:24,930 --> 01:27:28,183
- Okay, Karl, we're listening.
1015
01:27:32,720 --> 01:27:33,803
- Okay, okay.
1016
01:27:38,935 --> 01:27:43,460
There used to be a time
in this world where a man,
1017
01:27:43,460 --> 01:27:46,640
a man could...
1018
01:27:47,910 --> 01:27:51,180
There used to be a time in this...
1019
01:27:51,180 --> 01:27:53,093
God, fuck, goddamn it,
1020
01:27:54,451 --> 01:27:57,331
fucking goddamn it,
1021
01:27:57,331 --> 01:27:59,140
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
1022
01:27:59,140 --> 01:28:00,003
Okay, all right.
1023
01:28:01,872 --> 01:28:04,789
(breathing deeply)
1024
01:28:10,655 --> 01:28:13,008
There used to be a time in this world
1025
01:28:13,008 --> 01:28:17,773
when a man could go out into
the world and get a job.
1026
01:28:24,541 --> 01:28:28,540
There used to be a time
in this world when a man,
1027
01:28:28,540 --> 01:28:33,310
a man, could go out into
the world and get a job.
1028
01:28:33,310 --> 01:28:35,720
And with this job he
could support himself,
1029
01:28:35,720 --> 01:28:39,163
a wife, half a dozen
kids, maybe a dog or two,
1030
01:28:40,210 --> 01:28:42,090
all from a job he got
straight out of high school,
1031
01:28:42,090 --> 01:28:43,690
whether he had a diploma or not.
1032
01:28:44,850 --> 01:28:47,650
And then they sold everyone
on the lie about college,
1033
01:28:47,650 --> 01:28:51,110
and the lie that you
could get a better job
1034
01:28:51,110 --> 01:28:55,823
if only you would get a degree
and put yourself in debt.
1035
01:28:57,320 --> 01:29:02,320
And then at the same time,
the women who had grown tired
1036
01:29:02,390 --> 01:29:05,560
of their free ride in life, decided,
1037
01:29:05,560 --> 01:29:09,250
no, the man did, that they
should go to work as well.
1038
01:29:09,250 --> 01:29:11,310
So now the cost of living doubles,
1039
01:29:11,310 --> 01:29:14,520
because a couple is expected
to have two incomes.
1040
01:29:14,520 --> 01:29:16,180
And at the same time, all the niggers
1041
01:29:16,180 --> 01:29:18,970
and the wetbacks and the
fags and the trannies,
1042
01:29:18,970 --> 01:29:21,020
they all wanted everything given to them.
1043
01:29:22,290 --> 01:29:24,670
And as soon as they figured out
1044
01:29:24,670 --> 01:29:26,790
how to weaponize their victimhood,
1045
01:29:26,790 --> 01:29:31,750
we lined up to accommodate
them because we felt so bad
1046
01:29:31,750 --> 01:29:33,800
about the unfair shake they were getting.
1047
01:29:37,250 --> 01:29:39,000
But the pendulum has swung too far.
1048
01:29:43,050 --> 01:29:47,030
Now a straight, white, Christian male,
1049
01:29:47,030 --> 01:29:51,490
what used to be called a
normal person, an American,
1050
01:29:51,490 --> 01:29:53,170
now we have to fight each other
1051
01:29:53,170 --> 01:29:55,823
for our affirmative action
allotted piece of the pie.
1052
01:29:56,950 --> 01:30:00,780
And the worst part is, is
that they are so racked
1053
01:30:00,780 --> 01:30:02,693
with white guilt they buy into it.
1054
01:30:03,730 --> 01:30:07,620
They willingly participate in
the genocide of their own kind
1055
01:30:07,620 --> 01:30:11,150
because they feel so guilty about slavery
1056
01:30:12,538 --> 01:30:15,163
or smallpox blankets 500 years ago.
1057
01:30:16,230 --> 01:30:18,432
Oh, and make no mistake about it,
1058
01:30:18,432 --> 01:30:21,030
the white man has been victim
to an organized genocide
1059
01:30:21,030 --> 01:30:22,970
in this country for years now.
1060
01:30:22,970 --> 01:30:24,620
And you're all too ignorant to realize
1061
01:30:24,620 --> 01:30:26,020
you've been complicit in it.
1062
01:30:27,320 --> 01:30:29,920
- Karl, there is no white genocide.
1063
01:30:29,920 --> 01:30:32,770
- No, the white man is
under attack, under siege.
1064
01:30:32,770 --> 01:30:37,770
- Karl, people of color,
women, and the LGBT community,
1065
01:30:38,050 --> 01:30:40,810
striving for equality isn't the same
1066
01:30:40,810 --> 01:30:42,133
as oppressing white men.
1067
01:30:43,570 --> 01:30:47,130
The time you're talking
about, that wasn't a good time
1068
01:30:47,130 --> 01:30:50,693
for people like me or Lindsey or Kevin.
1069
01:30:51,780 --> 01:30:54,710
No one's trying to wipe out white men
1070
01:30:55,587 --> 01:30:56,420
or oppress them.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
1071
01:30:56,420 --> 01:30:59,000
She's trying to confuse me
with her racist, feminist lies.
1072
01:30:59,000 --> 01:31:00,630
You are trying to confuse me
1073
01:31:00,630 --> 01:31:02,603
with your racist, feminist lies.
1074
01:31:02,603 --> 01:31:06,397
- No, I'm just telling the truth.
1075
01:31:07,620 --> 01:31:08,720
- Nothing can stop me.
1076
01:31:10,280 --> 01:31:11,630
- Stop you from doing what?
1077
01:31:12,991 --> 01:31:15,162
- I'm going to the outlet mall,
1078
01:31:15,162 --> 01:31:16,900
the same one where Keisha humiliated me
1079
01:31:16,900 --> 01:31:18,350
in front of all those people,
1080
01:31:19,230 --> 01:31:21,170
and I will bring them all to justice.
1081
01:31:21,170 --> 01:31:23,530
And then I'm gonna go to
your precious little college
1082
01:31:23,530 --> 01:31:25,210
and do the same thing.
1083
01:31:25,210 --> 01:31:27,160
- [Lindsey] Karl, you can't.
1084
01:31:27,160 --> 01:31:29,213
- (chuckles) See, I can.
1085
01:31:38,350 --> 01:31:39,673
Sit down, slag.
1086
01:31:41,530 --> 01:31:42,943
- Come on, Karl.
1087
01:31:45,240 --> 01:31:46,440
You don't wanna do this.
1088
01:31:48,030 --> 01:31:50,300
- I have to do this.
1089
01:31:50,300 --> 01:31:51,473
- Karl, come on.
1090
01:31:53,370 --> 01:31:54,533
Look, I'm sorry.
1091
01:31:56,470 --> 01:32:00,793
You came to me when you needed
help and I turned you away.
1092
01:32:03,100 --> 01:32:05,133
And I am so sorry.
1093
01:32:15,420 --> 01:32:18,853
Look, let her go.
1094
01:32:20,630 --> 01:32:22,743
We can forget that all of this happened.
1095
01:32:24,090 --> 01:32:25,073
Let her go.
1096
01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:31,350
We can go back to your house and hang out
1097
01:32:33,460 --> 01:32:37,533
and watch Netflix, just like we used to.
1098
01:32:45,493 --> 01:32:47,660
- Do you think I'm stupid?
1099
01:32:50,984 --> 01:32:52,000
(scoffs)
1100
01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:54,700
What, all of a sudden,
you care about me now?
1101
01:32:54,700 --> 01:32:57,110
- Karl, I never stopped caring.
1102
01:32:57,110 --> 01:32:57,943
- Tape her up.
1103
01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:00,763
- Karl!
- Tape her up!
1104
01:33:06,508 --> 01:33:09,256
(sniffing)
1105
01:33:09,256 --> 01:33:13,323
Go on then, come on, let's go.
1106
01:33:20,804 --> 01:33:22,657
- Hey, it's okay.
1107
01:33:22,657 --> 01:33:24,583
None of this is your fault.
1108
01:33:26,820 --> 01:33:28,987
(sobbing)
1109
01:33:31,860 --> 01:33:34,110
- I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.
1110
01:33:34,996 --> 01:33:37,228
- Do it like you mean it.
1111
01:33:37,228 --> 01:33:39,645
- I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
1112
01:33:43,320 --> 01:33:45,403
(crying)
1113
01:33:50,624 --> 01:33:52,374
- Neh-eh, mouth, too.
1114
01:34:04,273 --> 01:34:06,606
- I am so sorry.
- It's okay.
1115
01:34:10,274 --> 01:34:12,357
(crying)
1116
01:34:23,682 --> 01:34:26,349
(ominous music)
1117
01:34:45,807 --> 01:34:48,830
- You know, I almost
feel like I should thank
1118
01:34:48,830 --> 01:34:53,110
Keisha and Lindsey,
Vinnie, all the perverts
1119
01:34:53,110 --> 01:34:56,760
and sex criminals, Black Lives
Matter, Planned Parenthood,
1120
01:34:56,760 --> 01:35:01,400
all the betas, cucks, women,
minorities, all of them.
1121
01:35:01,400 --> 01:35:04,690
Without them, without
their profound ability
1122
01:35:04,690 --> 01:35:06,470
to ignore the reality around them,
1123
01:35:06,470 --> 01:35:09,650
that anyone who's looking
can see clear as day,
1124
01:35:09,650 --> 01:35:11,713
I might not have discovered these truths.
1125
01:35:13,180 --> 01:35:15,530
I might not have discovered
my purpose in life.
1126
01:35:17,040 --> 01:35:19,203
I might have gone on
living in the fantasy.
1127
01:35:23,830 --> 01:35:25,290
I might be just like you.
1128
01:35:48,682 --> 01:35:50,849
(chewing)
1129
01:35:53,842 --> 01:35:55,842
(sighs)
1130
01:36:06,610 --> 01:36:09,578
(car dinging)
1131
01:36:09,578 --> 01:36:12,495
(car door closing)75451
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