All language subtitles for Sinbad 2003-English

(WHOOSHING)

ERIS: Wake up, my beauties.

Rise and shine.

It's a brand-new day,
and the mortal world

is at peace.

But not for long.

Just look at them.

I pull one tiny thread,

and their whole world
unravels into chaos.

Glorious chaos.

And what could be
more perfect than this?

A noble prince,

a priceless treasure,

and a black-hearted thief.

Oh, this is going to be fun.

Cetus?
(RUMBLING PURR)

You know what to do.

Let the games begin.

(WATER SPLASHING)

SINBAD: Gentlemen, this is
what we've been waiting for.

(BARKS)
The world's most
valuable object

is on its way to Syracuse.

It's a shame
it'll never get there.

(CREW LAUGHING)
(BARKING)

After today,
we retire to Fiji.

(CHEERING)

PIRATE 1: Fiji!
PIRATE 2: Fiji!

(ALL LAUGHING)

Kale!
Aye, Captain.

Spike!
(BARKS)

Let's get rich!

(GRUNTS)

(BARKING)

(YELLS, GRUNTS)

(ALL GRUNTING)

(GASPS, GRUNTS)

(SOLDIERS SHOUTING)

(ALL GRUNTING)

Did you catch
that last move?

Pretty cool, huh?

I thought you
overworked it.

Just a bit.

Aw, you...
(GROANS)

Overworked it?

(YELLING)

(GRUNTS)
(GASPS)

(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMING)

Oh, and I was
overworking it?

(CHUCKLES)

(GRUNTING)

Proteus.

Whoa.

This just got interesting.

How long has it been?

About a lifetime ago.

(ALL GRUNTING)

SINBAD: You still fight
like an old lady.

Sinbad?

(GRUNTING)
Oh. Ooh!

Sinbad.

What...
What are you doing here?

(CHUCKLES) I'm working.

You?
What happened to you?

Where have you been?

Hey, love to stop
and catch up,

but I've got things to do,
places to go, stuff to steal.

(PIRATES CHUCKLING)

(WHISTLES)

Oh, yeah.

Sinbad,
we need to talk.

Heard about it,
read about it,

never actually seen it.

The Book of Peace.

It's my job to bring it
safely to Syracuse.

Really? Now, see, now,
I just feel bad,

because you're going
to get fired.

You can't be serious.

You disappear for ten years,
show up, and rob me?

I wish it wasn't you.
I do.

(CHUCKLING)
Really. But...

But it is me, Sinbad.

Proteus, we had a special
handshake, some code words,

a secret hideout.

It was fun, big fun,
but, uh, we were kids.

We were friends!

You're not going to
steal this. Not from me.

And what would you
do with it anyway?

The Book of Peace
protects all of us
in the Twelve Cities.

SINBAD: Exactly.

So just imagine how much
all of us will pay
to get it back.

Let me say it again.
A long time ago,
you and I were friends.

If that ever meant anything
to you, prove it now.

You're right.

That was a long time ago.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(SWORD CLANGS)

Come on.
Don't get all heroic, Proteus.

If you want the Book,
you have to go through me.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

What the...

(BOTH PANTING)

(ALL YELLING)

Dear gods.

(YELLING)

(BARKING)

(CHUCKLES)
Go, Spike.

I got you! I got you!
(SPIKE YELPS)

Well, I see you're busy.

So, uh, stay in touch.

Wait! Wait!
You're just going to
run away?

Uh, yeah.

Whoa... Whoa!

Sinbad!

(GRUNTS) You! My...

My ship!

(GRUNTS)

(CETUS ROARS)

(GRUNTING)

(GROANING)

(ROARING)

(YELLS)

SINBAD: Heads up!

(YELLING)

Now...
Stand by for sushi.

(RUMBLING)

(BELCHES)

BOTH: Ugh!

(GASPS)

(SCREAMING)

Give that guy a raise.

Come on! Come on,
Sinbad! Let's go!

Wait.
Stand your ground.

(WHISTLING)
What are you doing?

SINBAD:
Hey! Hey, hey!

Lobster Boy, over here!

(GRUNTS)
(ROARING)

Run!

Fall back!

Grab hold!

Let's go!

(PANTING)

Come on!

(GRUNTING)

And the plan?

How about
try not to get killed?

Hold on!

(GRUNTING)

Here, you'll need this.
Where are you going?

Fishing!

(GRUNTS)

(SNARLING)

Left, right, left, right,
left, right, left, right.

(GRUNTS)

(GROWLING)

Now!

(BOTH YELLING)

Whoo!

Whoo-hoo!

(CREW CHEERING)
(GRUNTS)

Oh...
You okay?

Yeah. Thanks for
sticking around.

Ah, just like old times.

(MEN SHOUTING)
Look out!

(GRUNTING)
Sinbad!

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(BLOWING)

(GASPING)

ERIS: The day began
with such promise.

And now look.

My sea monster is dead,

and I still don't have
the Book of Peace.

All because of you, Sinbad.

(PANTING)
Uh-huh.

And you are?

Eris, the Goddess of Discord.

No doubt you've seen
my likeness

on the temple walls.

(CHUCKLES)
You know, they don't
do you justice.

Uh-huh. Now...

About my sea monster.

Right, right. Listen,
I'm sorry about that.

I don't suppose a heartfelt
apology would do.

(CHUCKLES WRYLY)

Heartfelt? From you?

Sinbad,
you don't have a heart.

(SIGHS)

That's what I like
about you.

So, I'm going
to let you live.

But there's
just one little thing

you have to do.

Get the Book of Peace
and bring it to me.

Right. Hmm. Now, see,
that's a problem for me

because I had my own plans
for it. Uh, ransom, get rich.

You know, "me" stuff.
(EXCLAIMS)

You're not thinking
big enough, Sinbad.

Steal the Book for ransom,
and you'll be rich enough

to lounge
on an island beach.

Steal the Book for me,
and you can buy the beach,

and the island
and the world.

Hmm.

You let me live,
you make me rich,

I retire to paradise.

So far,
I don't see a downside.

If you keep your word.

Sinbad, when a goddess
gives her word,

she's bound for all eternity.

All right, you're on.

I knew you'd
see it my way.

So, when you've
stolen the Book,

follow that star
beyond the horizon.

You'll find yourself

in Tartarus,
my Realm of Chaos.

Tartarus.

I'll see you there.

It's a date then.

So, where were we?

(CHUCKLING)
Oh, yes.

You were holding
your breath.

He's so cute.

And so gullible.

Cetus, well done.

(RUMBLING PURR)

(GASPS, COUGHS)

(KALE GRUNTS)

(MEN CHEERING)
(BARKING)

PIRATE: Sinbad, you're alive!

Glad you made it.

Pay up. He lived.

(GROANS)

What happened down there?

(PANTING) You wouldn't
believe me if I told you.

Try me.

All right, here goes.

So I meet Eris,
the Goddess of Chaos.

She's got
a major crush on me,

and she invited me
back to her place.

Ha! That's a good one!

(CREW LAUGHING)
Goddess of Chaos?

Oh, I'm writing that down.
(CHUCKLES)

So, that's it then?
No Book.
Now what do we do?

A little patience, Rat.

It's not like we don't know
where it's going.

Men, all sails to Syracuse!

MAN: Right away, sir!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

For as long
as I can remember,

I've dreamed of this moment.

The sacred treasure

that's protected us
for a thousand years

is now in Syracuse.

MAN 1: A toast!
WOMAN: To Dymas!

MAN 2: Hear, hear!
To the Book of Peace!

And to you, King Dymas
and Prince Proteus.

GUARD: Make way!
(CROWD GASPING)

(SWORDS UNSHEATHE)

You see? This is what
happens when you use
the front entrance.

Mmm-hmm.

What is he doing here?

At least he's not out
robbing someone.

That's because everyone
worth robbing is here.

(PANTING)

I'll bet you ten crowns
you're about to
put those swords down.

I'll take that bet.

PROTEUS: Guards...

Put away your swords.

I don't see you
for ten years,

and now twice
in one day? (SCOFFS)

You're smothering me.
(CHUCKLES)

I knew you'd want
to thank me for
saving your life... Again.

(CHUCKLES)

You probably just heard
we had free food and wine.

You hear that, guys?
Dinner and drinks
are on the prince.

Come on. There's someone
I want you to meet.

(SOFTLY)
Get to work.

Weapons?

(GROWLS)
(GASPS)

(BOTH CHUCKLING)

PROTEUS:
Here she is. I've told
her all about you.

(GASPS)
(CLEARS THROAT)

Sinbad, I would like
to introduce you
to my fiancée,

the Lady Marina,
Ambassador from Thrace.

So, this is
the infamous Sinbad.

I heard all about
this morning.

First you tried
to rob Proteus,
and then you save his life.

So, which are you,

a thief or a hero?

Sinbad wanted
to give me an
opportunity to thank...

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(MUSIC PLAYING)

...him.

(GOBBLING NOISILY)

RAT: Eight months
on the sea

with nothing but eggs
and pickles...

You don't know what
that can do to a man.

Oh, it's almost too easy.

There's only
a handful of guards.

Forget it.
Let's get back to the ship.

Just like that?
But the Book
is almost ours.

(SIGHS)

Oh.

What?
Who is she?

An old girlfriend?

I'm afraid it's
not that simple.

Let's go.

Jed, pack it up.

What? I...
I just put the...

(GROANS FRUSTRATEDLY)

(CHUCKLES WICKEDLY)

Oh, this is just too easy.

Look at it this way:

Now that Sinbad's gone,

your father can finally relax
and enjoy the evening.

(CHUCKLES) Well,
you're right about that.
He's trying not to show it,

but he's so proud
to have the Book in Syracuse.

He's been planning this day
his whole life.

And soon it will be
your responsibility.

Our responsibility.

(SIGHING)
It's beautiful.

It is.

My father spent years
preparing it for the Book.

There are guards
on every level,

and if you look
up to the...

Ah... (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

You were talking about
the ocean, weren't you?

I only wish
I'd seen more of it.

I used to imagine sailing
far beyond the Twelve Cities,

discovering the world.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

Oh, look at it, Proteus.

There's so much wonder.

Marina...

Our marriage was arranged
many years ago.

It's always been
expected of us.

But politics is not a reason
to get married.

I don't want you to do this
just because it's your duty.

I'm asking you
for myself now.

Marina...

Will you marry me?

Proteus, I...
DYMAS: There you are!

I think the delegates
from Manoli are trying
to give a toast.

I'm not sure.
They're doing something
with their knees.

Marina, I need
an ambassador.

(EXHALES)

Of course, Sire.

(PEOPLE LAUGHING AND CHATTING
IN DISTANCE)

(WIND WHISTLING)

(CANDLE WICK SIZZLES)
Huh?

(WIND HOWLING)

(SIZZLING)
Who's there?

(HISSING)

Huh?

Sinbad!

(GRUNTING)

(GROANS)

I love playing pretend.

(CHUCKLES WICKEDLY)

All the pieces
are coming together.

(LOUD RUMBLING)

(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

Proteus, the Book!

(RUMBLING)

(GASPS)

(GRUNTS AND GROANS)

- PROTEUS: Sinbad.
- Proteus!

It's about time.

Do you realize
how serious this is?

Do you realize how many
times I've heard that today?

You've betrayed Syracuse!
Oh... Not you, too.

Stealing the Book of Peace,
when you knew how much
it meant to us!

Proteus, here's the way
this works.

First, I actually
commit a crime,

and then you get
to blame me for it!

Then how do
you explain this?

(EXHALES)

Eris.
What?

Eris. She framed me.

Sinbad, listen to yourself.
Trust me, Proteus,

the Book is in Tartarus.

Talk to your father.
Tell him...
This is beyond my father.

The ambassadors
are convening now
for your trial.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Trial? I didn't do it!

Look, I left the Book
on your ship

and that's the last I saw
of it. You were there.

You know the truth.

You know me.

Do I?

I knew a kid.

Who are you now, Sinbad?

(SIGHS)

Look me in the eye
and tell me.

Did you steal the Book?

No.

DYMAS: We've heard enough
of your lies.

Sinbad, for the last time,
give us the Book.

How many times
do I have to say it?

I don't have it!

AMBASSADOR:
Very well, then.

The Delegation
of the Twelve Cities

finds you guilty
of treason,

and we sentence you to die.
Take him away.

Come on!
This is a joke, right?

Are you...
Are you people blind?

I didn't do it!

PROTEUS: Stop!

(PEOPLE GASPING)

I demand the right
of substitution.

Take me in his place.

No!

Sinbad says
that Eris took the Book

and I believe him.

Let him go to Tartarus
and recover the Book.
What?

(MURMURING)

What are you doing?

You claim that Eris stole
the Book. Steal it back.

You're good at that.

Hey, look.
I will not be responsible
for your life.

You would do the same for me.
No, I wouldn't.

DYMAS:
If Sinbad is allowed
to leave the city,

he'll never come back!

Son, listen to reason.

No, Father, you listen.

Sinbad either stole the Book,
or he's telling the truth

and it's in Tartarus.

Either way,
he's our only hope.

But you can't...

Proteus, you realize that
if Sinbad does not return,

you will be put to death
in his place.

I understand.

(SIGHS)

So be it.

Sinbad has ten days
to return the Book.

(SIGHS)

Release him.

(CROWD MURMURING)

(SIGHS)

Oh, and, Sinbad...

Don't be late.

(GROANS)

Hmm.

So, any idea
how we actually
get to Tartarus?

Tartarus?

(CHUCKLING)
No, no, no.

People get killed
in Tartarus.

So where are we going?

SINBAD: Fiji.

Fiji? This time of year?

Think of the beaches.

Oh, beautiful,
if you like mosquitoes.

Think of the sun.

It's monsoon season.

Oh, then the women.

They're cannibals, Sinbad.

Exactly.

(GROANS)
Come on, Kale.

He's your friend.

Listen to you.
You sound like my mother.

Proteus will be fine.
You're sure of that?

You and I both know
Dymas is not going to let
them execute his only son.

So we're running away?
We're retiring.

We don't need another score.
We've got enough.

Now, set a course for Fiji.

Gentlemen,
we're heading to Fiji!

(ALL CHEERING)
Fiji! Fiji!

(SPIKE BARKING)

(GRUMBLING)
Kale... Book.

(GRUNTING)
Proteus.

Look at all this.

I can't believe it.

Oh, but this can't be real.

It'd be far too deli...

(CLATTERING)
Uh-oh.

This is more like it.

Stolen from Venezia.

(EXHALES)

From Pompeii...

And from a brothel
in Syracuse.

Good guess.
(GASPS)

What do you think
you're doing here?

I'm here
to make sure you get
the Book of Peace.

Or bring back your
dead body if you fail.

Really? And how are you
going to pull that off?

By whatever means necessary.

Did you bring a crew?
No.

You know how to
get to Tartarus?
Um... No.

Can you navigate
on your own?
Yes!

Well, good! Then I'll dump
your butt in a rowboat,

and you can paddle
all the way back to Syracuse.

'Cause we're going to Fiji.

Fiji?
Yup.

Just as I thought.

What?
Sinbad,

you're not
a very complicated guy.

All someone has
to do is imagine

the most gutless course
of action,

and you're bound to take it.

Hey, this is not my problem.

I did not steal the Book.

You're really not going
to lose any sleep over this,
are you?

Not a wink.
Because me,

I'd be tossing and turning,
knowing I'm alive...

Because I let my friend die.

(EXCLAIMS)

I'm not responsible
for this mess.

And I didn't ask
Proteus to put his neck
on the line for me.

Look, clearly I can't
appeal to your honor.

But I have other ways
of convincing you.

Really?

Uh... Just how do you
expect to do that?

By speaking your language.

Keep talking.

Yup, this'll do!

But not for first class.

As you can see,
we're well-equipped
to accommodate

the most discerning
of royal tastes.

(GRUNTING)
We have excellent
ocean views...

Luxurious living quarters,

with three
gourmet meals a day...

pickles, eggs, and pickles.

Oh, hey, Spike,
there you are.

I'd like to introduce you
to your new bunkmate.

Well, actually,
you're his new bunkmate,

as it's actually his bunk.

(LAUGHS)

Ugh!

We do hope you have a pleasant
stay aboard the Chimera.

Oh, if he starts
hugging your leg,

it means he likes you.

(GRUNTS)
If you think...

(SPIKE BARKS)

How did she even get
on the ship?

(STARTLED GRUNTS)

(MIMICS YAWNING)

Gentlemen, we have
a new course.

We're going to Tartarus.

Huh? What
happened to Fiji?

What? No fun?
No beaches?

Rat.

Sorry, Captain.

But did you
say Tartarus?
That's right.

Will that be
the same Tartarus

from which no sailor
ever returns?

The Tartarus
of lost souls,

where they
grind your bones

and pickle your
spleen, and...
No, Rat.

This is the nice Tartarus,
with lots
of beaches and drinks.

You know,
with little umbrellas?

(MUTTERING IN ITALIAN)

I'm only doing this
for the money.

Right.

So how do we get there?

That star's our point.

(GRUNTING)

Well...

Our little thief
isn't going to run away.

(HISSES)

He thinks he's going
to pay us a visit.

(SNARLING)

Hmm. Let's provide
some mood music.

(SIRENS SINGING)

(MARINA GRUNTS)

Oh, come on. You look great.

(WHIMPERING)

Look lively!
Jed, get the long poles!

Oh, pardon me, milady.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

PIRATE: Yeah, come on,
come on, come on.

The Dragon's Teeth?

(RAT CLEARS THROAT)

(GRUNTS)

Indeed, signorina.

Only the most
foolish of captains

would dare to sail
a ship through this!

SINBAD:
Rat, reef the fors'le.

Oh, excuse me, signorina.

(GRUNTS)

Are you sure
you know what...

Yes, we've done this
kind of thing before.

No, there is
no other way.
Look...

And, yes,
you have my permission
to stand there quietly

and get a free lesson
in sailing.

You know...

Besides, a ship is
no place for a woman.

(GASPS)
Jin!

Easy on the main!
JIN: Aye!

(SCOFFS)

(WIND WHISTLING)
(WOOD CREAKING)

Steady as she goes.

Rocks off the starboard bow!

(SIRENS SINGING SOFTLY)

(CLATTERING)

Steady.

(SINGING CONTINUES)

What is that sound?

Shh.

(TINKLING)

SIRENS: (SINGING) Sinbad...

Sinbad...

Sinbad, I...

(BARKING)

Sirens.

(SIRENS HUMMING)

Sinbad.

(GASPS) Sinbad!

Jin?

Li?
(KISSING)

Come and get it, ladies!

Kale?

Come with me.

We'll speak of love.

Oh... (KISSING)

Who's bad?

Sin-bad.

Ah... Men.

(SIRENS CONTINUE SINGING)

(GRUNTS)

(SIGHING)

(ALL GRUNTING)

I saw her first!
(GRUNTS)

Round the deck! Now!

Yeah...
(GASPS)

Amore! Amore! Amore!

My darling.
Rat!

I love you.

(GRUNTING AND GROANING)

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

(SIREN HUMMING)

(GRUNTING)

(GROANING)

(SIREN SHRIEKING)

Spike!
Get Sinbad!

(BARKING)

Ow!

(SIRENS SINGING)

(YELLS)

(GROANING)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(SINGING CONTINUES)

Spike, the blades!

(BARKS)
(GRUNTS)

(SIRENS SCREAMING)

(SIGHS)

(COUGHING)

(GROANS AND SIGHS)

(PIRATES GROANING)

Oh, my precious.

Wake up, you idiot!

(PIRATES GROANING)

What happened?

Sinbad saved us.

RAT: No, Marina.

Marina saved us?
Marina!

KALE: Marina saved us.

All right, men,
snap out of it.

Let's get back to reality.
We got a ship to sail.

Here's my little hero.
You were so brave.

Yeah. What a good dog.

Uh...

Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)

Still think a ship's
no place for a woman?

(HUFFS) Absolutely!

(WHINES)

I mean, look at my ship!

This railing was
hand-carved mahogany!

And here! These moldings came
all the way from Damascus!

Do you have any idea

what I went through
to steal these?

(SCOFFS)

That's exactly
why women shouldn't drive.

Are you crazy?
I saved your life!

Oh, I would've been fine.

I always am.

Right.

(MUTTERING)
So ungrateful.
It's just typical.

And you chipped the paint!

Right here...
Look at it.

That's more than
a little scratch.

(GRUNTS ANGRILY)

(SPIKE BARKS)

(SNORTS AND WHINES)

(GRUNTS ANGRILY)

(MUTTERING)
The dog and the crew
and that woman!

What?

Thank you!
You're welcome!

No problem!
Don't worry about it!

I won't!
Good!

Good-bye!
Bye to you!

(HUFFS)

(CREW MURMURING)

(SCOFFS)

(PANTING)

You happy now?

(PANTING)

(SCOFFS)

(BARKS AND WHINES)

(KEYS JINGLING)

(DOOR OPENING)

Proteus, come quickly.

What?
There's a ship waiting
in the harbor.

A crew of my most
trusted officers

will take you far
from Syracuse.

But the ambassadors' guards?
Are asleep or well-bribed.

But we must go now.

Go where?

To live the rest
of my life in exile?

To live, son. I won't
let them execute you
for Sinbad's crime.

Neither will Sinbad.

Proteus, don't be foolish!

Sinbad has no intention
of going to Tartarus.

The Sinbad you knew
as a child is...

Is still in him as a man.

I've seen it.

Proteus... (SIGHS)

Go, Father.

I know what I'm doing.

(DOOR CREAKS SHUT)

(LOCK CLICKS)

(SIGHS)

KALE: All right, listen up.
We're here for ten minutes.

You get lost, you get left.

(GROANS)

How did one woman
do so much damage?

(WOOD BREAKING)

All right.

I'm going to need
the full set of chisels,

the jack plane,
and about
a cord of cut wood.

All right, men,
you heard the captain.

Find some logs
and be quick about it.

(GROANS)
Oh, for heaven's sake!

You only need
a little tree sap,

and she'll be
as good as new.

When I want your advice,
I'll... Hey, hey, hey!

Where do you think
you're going?

Well, fine!
At least take
someone with...

LI: May I assist you, lady?

Why, thank you.

Right this way,
signorina.
How nice to see

some men haven't forgotten
a little common courtesy.

(MOCKINGLY)
Common courtesy.

Not so fast.
But you know she's right.

The tree sap would
be perfect for...
Just...

Stay with the ship.
(GRUNTS)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(SPIKE BARKING)

I already said thank you.

That's what this is
all about, isn't it?

It's about repairing the ship.

If I break something,
I fix it.

Um, knife, please.

Oh, yeah,
like I'd give you a weapon?

Thank you, Rat.

You know, you really
ought to be

a little more courteous.
(CHUCKLES)

Oh, great. Now I'm getting
etiquette lessons

from a bilge rat.

Well, she did save
the ship, Captain.

Why, thank you, Luca.

And now
she's helping to fix it.

Very handy, I say.
And brave!

This girl wouldn't know how
to fix a broken fingernail!

Honestly, you are
the most boorish,

pig-headed man
I've ever met.

Hey, lady, I've seen
the highborn boys

your type hangs out with.
(CHUCKLES)

And I'm the only man
you've ever met.

(MARINA GRUNTS)

(GROANS)
Whoa.

Mmm.
(SPIKE WHIMPERING)

(MARINA CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

Oh, no. No. No.

No... (GRUNTS)

Five on Marina.

(GROANS)

You... You...

Egotistical...
SINBAD: You spoiled...

Disrespectful,
pretentious...
Deluded...

Pompous,
self-centered...

High-and-mighty...
Untrustworthy,

ungrateful, impossible,
insufferable...

At least I'm not repressed!
Repressed?

I'll show you
repressed!

(GRUNTS)

(RUMBLING)
(GASPS)

(BIRDS SCREECHING)

What the...

(WHOOSHING)

(QUIETLY)
Put it back.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

(RUMBLING)
(GASPING AND YELLING)

(SPIKE BARKING)

Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa, whoa...

(RUMBLING STOPS)
Ew...

(BARKING)

Ew!

(ALL YELLING)

(RASPY GROWLING)

Run!

It's a fish!
LI: It's a fish!

SINBAD: Kale!

Kale!

(LOUD THUD)
Whoa!

(ROARING)

(YELLS)

Jump!
(MARINA SCREAMS)

(MEN YELLING)
(SPIKE BARKING)

(SINBAD YELLING)

Kale!

Got it!

(ALL YELLING)
(SPIKE BARKING)

Veer off, Kale!

The star!

Hold your heading!

Rat, tie it off!

(STAMMERING)
Wha... wha...

(SINBAD GRUNTS)

Ha-ha!

Wait!

(MARINA LAUGHS)

SINBAD: Yee-haw!

(GROANS)

KALE: Sinbad!

The men can't take much more.

(GROANS) I can't...
(GAGS)

Take much more, either.

Cut the line!

(ALL GROANING)
(GAGS)

(BELCHES)

(HICCUPS)
LUCA: Oh, no, Spike!

Whoa, hold on, no...
LI: No, no, no, please...

Oh, Spike!
(SPIKE VOMITS)

JED: Hey, where'd he get
the carrots?

(GROANS)

Whose idea was that again?

I don't know.

(CHUCKLES)

But he owes me lunch.

The Granite Gates.

Bet you never thought
I'd get us this far.

(CHUCKLING)
No, I didn't.

But Proteus did.

For some reason,
he trusts you.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

Well, what could
he have been thinking?

How did you
two ever meet?

(CHUCKLES)
Running for my life,
as usual.

A couple of angry thugs
had cornered me

outside the palace walls.

I was trapped.

A sword at my throat,

at my chest, at my...

Pickles and eggs!
(ALL GROANING)

(CLEARS THROAT)

Well, you get the idea.

And then suddenly,
there was a fourth blade.

It was Proteus.

You see,
he'd watched it all
from his room in the palace.

He actually climbed down

the castle wall
to fight at my side,

and, boy, did we fight.

It was like we'd rehearsed it.

We were best friends
from that day forward.

What happened with you two?

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
What is it?

We took different paths.

(LIQUID BUBBLING)

Enough talking.

Time for some screaming.

(BLOWING)
(ICE CRACKLING)

(LOUD RUMBLING)
(WIND WHOOSHING)

(WHIMPERING)

For crying out loud,
what next?

Oh, get a shirt on

before you poke
someone's eye out.

Okay, guys, get down there
and break it up!

We've got to keep moving!

(PIRATES GRUNTING)

Steal the Book of Peace.

(SHIVERING AND GRUNTING)

We will retire
in the tropics.

(DISTANT WHOOSHING)
(BARKING)

(BARKING)

(WHOOSHING)

(GASPS)

(BARKS)

(WHIMPERS)

(LOUD SCREECHING)

(GASPS)

(ALL CLAMORING)

(LOUD SCREECHING)

Everyone, back on the ship!

MARINA: Hurry!

KALE: Come on!
Come on! Move faster!

(GRUNTING AND PANTING)

(SCREECHING)

(YELLS)

(SCREECHES)

Jed!

Grab the rope!

KALE: Rat, your hand!

Marina!

(SINBAD GRUNTS)
(MARINA SHRIEKS)

(GRUNTING AND PANTING)

(SCREECHES)

(GASPS)

(SCREECHING)

(GASPING)

(GROWLS AND SCREECHES)

SINBAD: Rat! Don't let

the blocks freeze!
RAT: Aye, aye, Captain.

- And, Kale!
- Aye!

Give me a hug?
- (GRUNTS) Excuse me?

Hmph.

(WHISTLES)

(BARKING)

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

(GRUNTING)

Oh, she couldn't see the bird?

Everyone else saw it.

(GRUNTING)

It's as big as
a freakin' ship.

Marina?
Marina's looking
the other way.

(SCREECHING)

(GASPS)

(SHUSHING)
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)

(SCREECHING)

You're rescuing me!

Yes, if that's what
you want to call it.

But this is going
to cost you another diamond.

Rescues aren't part
of the usual tourist package.

(GASPING)

(WHISPERS)
So...

How are we going
to get down?

I... I don't know.

What?
I don't know yet.

I'm thinking about it,
all right?

You scaled
a thousand-foot
tower of ice,

and you don't know
how to get down?

Of all the ungrateful...
(GRUNTS)

Look, if you'd rather
take your chances
on your own,

that can be arranged.
Shh.

All right.

(SCREECHING)

So, what do we have
to work with?

Um... Ropes?

Uh... No.

Uh, grappling hooks?

Yeah... No.

Your swords?

(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

Hey, I've got this.

Oh, great.

He can pick his teeth
when he's done with us.

Yeah. Okay. See,
in the hands of an expert,

a good knife has 1,001 uses.

Ooh!
(KNIFE CLANGS)

(SCREECHES)

(GRUNTS)
(CHUCKLES) Uh...

(SCREECHING)

Run!

(MARINA GASPING)

Come on! Faster!

Wait, wait. What?

Let's go!

MARINA: No!

Oh! Oh!

(BOTH GRUNTING AND YELLING)

I think we lost him!

I don't think so!
Heads down!

(MARINA GRUNTS)

(STAMMERING) Whoa!

Whoa!
(MARINA YELLING)

(YELLS)
Oh! (GRUNTS)

(MARINA YELLS)

Lean right!

(SCREECHING)

Whew!
(SCREECHING)

(MARINA SCREAMS)
Come on!

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(MARINA GASPING)

(SCREECHING)
Hang on!

(EXPLOSION)

(BOTH YELLING)

Yep, there they are.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(PANTING)

There...
(CLICKS TONGUE)

Just as I... Planned.

(LAUGHS SOFTLY)

ALL: It's Marina!

(ALL TALKING EXCITEDLY)

(SOBBING)
We thought you
were gone forever!

(SINBAD CLEARS THROAT)

Oh, I'm fine. Really.

But I'm touched
by your concern.

(BONES CRACKING)

(LOUD RUMBLING)

(ALL CHEERING)

Yee-haw!

(INHALES DEEPLY)

Sinbad?

(EXHALES)

Thank you
for coming after me.

Well, you...

You're welcome.

This life suits you.

(CHUCKLES)
Yeah.

I wasn't made for dry land.

(CHUCKLES)

And you?

Is it the shore
or the sea?

I've always
loved the sea.

I even dreamed
of a life on it.

But it wasn't meant to be.

I have responsibilities
in Syracuse.

You really have to
give it up?

Yes.

(SIGHS)

(GASPS SOFTLY)

You know,
I've traveled the world,

seen things no other
man has seen...

But nothing,

nothing compares
to the open sea.

And is this
what you always wanted?

(CHUCKLES)
Not really.

When we were young,
Proteus and I

used to talk about
joining the Royal Navy

and serving Syracuse
side by side.

But as we got older,
our lives began to change.

He's a prince,
and I'm... Well.

(CHUCKLES)

I was never jealous
of him, though.

Until one morning,
a ship came into harbor,

A ship with his
future on it.

It was the most beautiful
thing I'd ever seen.

(SOFTLY)
What was on the ship?

You.

Proteus met you
at the dock.

I jumped on
the first outbound ship

and never looked back.

Until now.

(DISTANT WHOOSHING)

(EXPLOSION)

The gates of Tartarus.

(GRUNTS)

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

Rat! Give me a lookout!

(GRUNTS)

We're dead.

SINBAD: What is it?

(STAMMERING)
It just ends, Captain!

It's the edge of the world!

Pay up. It's flat.

(COINS CLINKING)

Well, that's it.
Time to go home.

Nuh-uh-uh.

The captain hasn't
given his orders yet.

(SIGHS)

Follow that star
beyond the horizon.

Beyond the horizon.

(WIND WHOOSHING)

(FLAGS FLUTTERING)

Sinbad?

Men! All hands
to your posts!

Free all sheets!
Wait for my command!

What?

Now! Go! Go! Go!
Sinbad, how are we
gonna pull this off?

Just trust me.

Rat! Rig the main yard
to the fors'le!

But that would
stop us dead!
Just do it!

Aye, aye, Captain.

(GRUNTS)

Whoa!

Slack to all sheets!

LUCA:
Aye, aye, Cap'n!

SINBAD: Cut the fore
and main trusses!

Move! Move! Move!

LUCA: I got it.
I got it. I got it.

Aft yard astern!
But that's...

Crazy, I know! Now hurry!

(GRUNTING)

Here, grab it!
Go!

Swing the fors'le to port!

Ease the aft!
Full hoist to forward sails!

MARINA:
Aye, aye, Captain.

LUCA: Come on!

Pull!

(GRUNTING)

(WIND WHOOSHING)

SINBAD: Tie off all sails!

All hands amidships!

And pray to the gods.

We may be meeting them soon.

We're going to die.

(GRUNTS AND PANTS)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

(MARINA GASPS)

(SHIP CREAKING)
(GRUNTS)

SINBAD:
Hold on! Grab the rope!

(BARKING)

Come on, come on,
come on, come on!

(FLUTTERING)

(GRUNTING)

(SNAPPING AND WHIPPING)

(THUNDER CRASHES)

(BARKING)
(GASPS)

It worked?

Sinbad... (CHUCKLES)

You did it.

(EXCITED CHATTER
AND LAUGHTER)

(THUNDER CRASHES)

(CREAKING)
(METALLIC CLANG)

(WOOD CRACKING)

(MEN SHOUTING)
LI: Grab hold!

Grum, hard to port!

GRUM: Hard to port!

Kale!
Aye!

If I don't make it,
the ship is yours.

No.

Gentlemen, it's been
a privilege robbing
with you.

I'm coming with you.

And don't tell me

the Realm of Chaos is
no place for a woman.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

Hmm.

I would never say that.

(SPIKE BARKING)

(WHIMPERS)

Hey, sorry, boy.

Not this time.

(WHINING)

(MARINA YELLING)

(CREW GASPING)
(SPIKE BARKING)

(THUNDER CRASHING)

(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)

(ROPE WHIPS)

(WIND WHISTLING)

(CREATURES CHITTERING)

(GRUNTS)

Huh?

(WIND WHISTLING)

(BOTH GRUNTING AND PANTING)

(WOOD CREAKING)

(MARINA PANTS)

(SINBAD GRUNTS)

(GRUNTING)

(POUNDING FOOTSTEP)

Huh?
Huh?

(CHITTERING)

(GROWLING)

(BELLOWING)

(GRUNTS)

ERIS: Now, now, my pets.

Is this any way
to treat a guest?

Okay, I'm severely
creeped out.

Bravo.

No mortal has ever made it
to Tartarus before.

(CHUCKLING)

Alive, that is...
(CHUCKLES)

Make yourself at home.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Thank you. Uh...

Nice place you got here.

Like it?

I'm planning on doing
the whole world this way.

Wow, that's a good plan.

Well, I see you're busy,
so listen, we'll just take

the Book of Peace
and get of your way.

(CHUCKLES)
What makes you think
I have it?

Uh, well, you framed me
for the theft,

so they would execute me.

You?
Yeah.

No.

Proteus!

You knew he would
take my place.

(CHUCKLES)

What a clever little man
you are.

You thought I'd run.

Then Proteus would die,
and Syracuse would be...

Left without
the next rightful king,

and tumble
into glorious chaos.

You humans are so predictable.

Proteus couldn't help
being ever so noble,

and you couldn't help
betraying him.

But I didn't betray Proteus!
I didn't run away.

Oh, but you did betray him.

You stole his only love.

Look at her, Sinbad.
(GRUNTS)

He's not even
in his grave yet,

and you're moving in
on his girl.

Face it, your heart
is as black as mine.

You're wrong about him!
He knows I'm not!

You don't know
what's in his heart.

Oh, yes, I do.

And more importantly,
so does he.

In your heart,
you know that

Proteus is
going to die

because he saw
something in you

that just isn't there.

No.
You want to bet?

I'll tell you what.
Let's play a game.

And if you win,
I'll give you

the Book of Peace.

(RUMBLING)

There it is, noble hero.

(RUMBLING)
(GRUNTS)

ERIS: Not so fast.

My game has rules,
Sinbad.

I'll ask you a question.

One simple question.

If you answer truthfully,
the Book is yours.

Give me your word.

You still don't trust me?

Uh... no.

(SIGHS)
Isn't it a pity we live
in such skeptical times?

Oh, all right.

You have my word,
as a Goddess.

Fair enough?

Ask your question.

Excellent.

Now, we all know what happens

if you get the Book of Peace.

You return it to Syracuse
and save Proteus.

But if you don't get the Book,

you have
a choice to make.

Either sail to paradise

with the woman
of your dreams,

or return to Syracuse to die.

You're either a thief
or a hero.

So, here's my question,
Sinbad.

If you don't get the Book,

will you go back to die?

(WIND WHISTLES)

I will go back.

(RUMBLING)

You're lying.

(BOTH GRUNT)

(CHUCKLING WICKEDLY)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(INHALES)

(SIGHS)

I'm sorry, Marina.

Eris is right about me.

No, she's not.
You answered her question.

You told the truth.

It wasn't the truth.

It was me trying to pass
myself off as someone I'm not.

Sinbad,
I've seen who you are!

You don't need to pretend!

Eris trapped you!

Why should you or Proteus
or anyone have to die?

Marina...
No! You need to escape.

Get as far away as you can.

I'll go back.
I'll explain everything.

No, Marina.
(SOBS)

I can't watch you die!

I love you.

But could you love a man
who would run away?

(AX SCRAPES GROUND)

(WHIRRING)

(CLANG)
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)

(CROWD MURMURING)

I bet you thought
I wouldn't make it.

(EXHALES)

I was... (GULPS)

...beginning to wonder.

The Book?

I did my best.

It wasn't enough.

No.

You came back anyway.

How could I do
anything else...

my friend?

(WHIMPERING)

(SPIKE BARKING)

(WHIMPERING)

(CROWD MURMURING)

(TINKLING)

Get back!

(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

(WIND WHIPPING)

(GASPING)

How dare you?

Everything
was going perfectly,

and now you do this!

(PANICKED CRIES)

Eris, I don't understand.

Don't play coy with me.

Maybe you can
fool these people,

but I know who you are.

You're a selfish,
unprincipled liar!

Wait a minute.

I didn't lie.

I came back.

That's why you're here.

This was all
part of your test.

I told the truth.

And wasn't there something

about being
"bound for all eternity"?

(CROWD GASPS)

(GRUNTS)

(SIGHS)

(CROWD EXCLAIMS)

Well, well, well.

This has got to be a little
embarrassing for you, Eris.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

Don't push your luck, Sinbad.

You're cute,
but not that cute.

And lucky for you,
I've got places to go,

things to destroy,
stuff to steal.

Ta.

(SIGHS)

(WIND BLOWS)

(CROWD CHEERING)

(PANTING)

You know,
for what it's worth,

I think the council
believes you now.

(SIGHS) You think?

(CHEERING)

(CHUCKLING)

King Dymas.

Uh, whoa, hey.

How much you got on you?

I offer you the gratitude
of the Twelve Cities,

and the apology of a king.

(CHUCKLES)

No, really. How much?

Sinbad.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

(APPLAUDING)

Come on.
This is going to be
a heck of a party.

Everyone's going to want
to hear about the voyage.

Fair winds, calm seas.

Nothing much to tell.

(CHUCKLES)

What's the matter? No fun
if you're actually invited?

No, it's just, uh...

There's a hammock in Fiji
with my name on it.

Good sailing, Sinbad.

(DISTANT CHEERS)

Get a haircut.

You're going to
be king someday.

(APPLAUDING)

(WHIMPERING)

(WHIMPERING)

(CROWD CHEERING)

(DISTANT SEAGULLS CAWING)

Just another
uneventful day in Syracuse.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

You know, I stood here
with a woman once.

She looked over the ocean

and wished she could sail
beyond the horizon.

She saw... such wonder.

And what happened
to this woman?

She got her chance.

She sailed the seas,
and she fell in love.

(SIGHS)

Proteus, I...

Marina, follow your heart.

Mine is here in Syracuse.

Yours...

Yours is sailing
with the next tide.

(SIGHING)
Oh, Proteus.

(SEAGULLS CAWING)

Captain?

Hmm?

We're ready to sail.

All right, Kale.

Take us out.

Aye, aye, Captain.

Cast off!

(CREW SHOUTING)

(WHIMPERING)

Oh... Rat!

RAT: What?

(CHUCKLING)

MARINA:
Excuse me, Captain.

You need to replace
these rig joints pretty soon.

The mizzen ropes
need the support.

These joints
were from the Jasmine Sea.

That's halfway
around the world.

Then we'd better get started.

Well, you know,
that means going through
the Hydra's lair.

Mmm-hmm.
The Minotaur's haven.

Mmm-hmm.
The Cyclops' den.

Mmm-hmm.
Under the Swansea Bridge.

Mmm-hmm.
Through the China Seas.

That's a very long voyage.

And it's very,
very dangerous.

Don't worry.

I'll protect you.

(BARKING)

(BARKS)

(GRUNTING)

SINBAD: Oh, Spike.

MARINA: (CHUCKLING) Spike.

SINBAD: Spike... Down.

(ORCHESTRA PLAYS
SWASHBUCKLING THEME)