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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,662 --> 00:00:36,662 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:37,814 --> 00:00:42,450 NARRATOR: Many moons ago on the distant planet of Gigax, 3 00:00:42,484 --> 00:00:45,520 a nameless evil reigned supreme. 4 00:00:45,554 --> 00:00:48,925 This ruthless being had amassed power beyond measure 5 00:00:48,958 --> 00:00:51,693 and was preparing to strike down all that was good 6 00:00:51,726 --> 00:00:54,096 and just in the universe. 7 00:00:54,130 --> 00:00:56,933 Before he could fulfill his dark destiny, 8 00:00:56,966 --> 00:01:00,402 the forces of light banded together, 9 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:02,671 and in their most desperate hour 10 00:01:02,704 --> 00:01:04,773 toppled the dark one from his throne. 11 00:01:04,807 --> 00:01:08,476 He was imprisoned in a place far beyond reach, 12 00:01:08,510 --> 00:01:10,813 for if he were ever to be released, 13 00:01:10,847 --> 00:01:15,717 it would spell certain doom for all existence. 14 00:01:22,158 --> 00:01:26,095 Okay, here's the deal, men. Winner is champion of 15 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:29,131 the universe, loser gets buried alive. 16 00:01:29,165 --> 00:01:31,399 Got it? 17 00:01:31,433 --> 00:01:32,701 That's fair. 18 00:01:32,734 --> 00:01:34,837 - Ready? - Set? 19 00:01:34,871 --> 00:01:36,538 - Crazy Ball! - Crazy Ball! 20 00:01:36,571 --> 00:01:40,810 [HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 21 00:01:40,843 --> 00:01:42,778 You're toast, Mimi. 22 00:01:42,812 --> 00:01:45,848 Not even close, you dork! 23 00:01:47,682 --> 00:01:48,918 Ow, my butt! 24 00:01:48,951 --> 00:01:51,519 Yes, five point butt bonus. 25 00:01:51,553 --> 00:01:53,189 Swing ball. 26 00:01:53,222 --> 00:01:54,522 One... 27 00:01:54,556 --> 00:01:55,657 - [MUSIC STOPS] - Crazy ball. 28 00:01:55,690 --> 00:01:57,193 - Two... - Crazy ball. 29 00:01:57,226 --> 00:01:59,661 - Three. - Three of a kind! 30 00:01:59,694 --> 00:02:02,198 Four, alright, four points for me. 31 00:02:02,231 --> 00:02:04,466 I'll get you at the switcheroo, crumb scum. 32 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:06,135 Just you watch. 33 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:08,770 Buckle up for a dirt sandwich, you little maniac. 34 00:02:08,804 --> 00:02:10,206 Aaaah! 35 00:02:10,239 --> 00:02:13,441 [HARD ROCK MUSIC RESUMES] 36 00:02:18,713 --> 00:02:22,184 Switcheroo. Aaah! 37 00:02:22,218 --> 00:02:23,718 I win! 38 00:02:23,752 --> 00:02:26,554 Start digging, Luke. 39 00:02:30,793 --> 00:02:32,627 Damn switcheroo. 40 00:02:32,661 --> 00:02:34,931 Keep digging, boy. 41 00:02:34,964 --> 00:02:39,101 Hey, hurry up so I can bury you and go to sleep already. 42 00:02:39,135 --> 00:02:41,536 I'm gonna bring your bed into my room 43 00:02:41,569 --> 00:02:44,673 and make one of those, oh, what do you call it. 44 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,809 Oh, super beds. 45 00:02:46,842 --> 00:02:50,612 Oh, yeah, that's cool. 46 00:02:50,645 --> 00:02:52,815 [THUDS] 47 00:03:02,191 --> 00:03:04,659 Is that a coffin? 48 00:03:04,693 --> 00:03:06,594 Is this where they buried Grandma? 49 00:03:06,628 --> 00:03:08,730 No, I don't think so. 50 00:03:08,898 --> 00:03:11,666 Let me see. 51 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:18,506 It's really stuck in there good. 52 00:03:19,708 --> 00:03:21,676 Maybe if I press those, it'll do something? 53 00:03:21,710 --> 00:03:26,648 No, I'm the Crazy Ball champion so I get all the treasures. 54 00:03:26,681 --> 00:03:28,918 Right, of course. 55 00:03:28,951 --> 00:03:30,719 Let's see. 56 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,922 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. 57 00:03:32,955 --> 00:03:35,257 Dumb dumb chump, here we go. 58 00:03:35,291 --> 00:03:37,525 [CLICKING] 59 00:03:37,559 --> 00:03:40,196 Wow, first try. 60 00:03:40,229 --> 00:03:41,696 Come to mama. 61 00:03:41,730 --> 00:03:44,900 [CLICKS] 62 00:03:46,202 --> 00:03:49,571 [RUMBLING] 63 00:03:55,710 --> 00:03:57,279 Cover it up! 64 00:03:57,313 --> 00:04:00,116 Hurry, before mom and dad see. 65 00:04:00,149 --> 00:04:01,716 Shovel faster, numnuts. 66 00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:04,253 I'm trying. 67 00:04:13,863 --> 00:04:17,166 Luke, Mimi, do you kids know what time it is? 68 00:04:17,199 --> 00:04:18,334 - 9:00. - 9:00. 69 00:04:18,367 --> 00:04:21,337 What happens at 9:00. 70 00:04:21,370 --> 00:04:24,140 Get inside. It's time for bed. 71 00:04:35,818 --> 00:04:38,686 Dad? 72 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:40,222 You okay, sport? 73 00:04:40,256 --> 00:04:42,858 Is there such thing as monsters? 74 00:04:45,861 --> 00:04:47,897 Well, here's the thing, Luke. 75 00:04:47,930 --> 00:04:51,133 In a lot of ways, humans are the real monsters. 76 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:52,802 So I'd say yes. 77 00:04:52,835 --> 00:04:56,671 Okay, what your genius father is trying to say is no, 78 00:04:56,704 --> 00:04:59,141 there's no such thing as monsters. 79 00:04:59,175 --> 00:05:01,609 What happened to your head? 80 00:05:03,946 --> 00:05:05,881 Somebody lost at Crazy Ball. 81 00:05:05,915 --> 00:05:07,615 Again? 82 00:05:07,649 --> 00:05:09,385 Mimi, I don't want to keep going through this, okay? 83 00:05:09,418 --> 00:05:12,188 Remember what we said last time you were playing kookie ball? 84 00:05:12,221 --> 00:05:14,290 It's Crazy Ball! 85 00:05:14,323 --> 00:05:16,826 Plus, it's not even my fault. 86 00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:19,727 Check the tapes. Luke sucks. 87 00:05:19,761 --> 00:05:21,230 It doesn't matter, okay? 88 00:05:21,263 --> 00:05:22,832 You need to take it easy on your brother. 89 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:24,300 He won't want to play with you anymore. 90 00:05:24,333 --> 00:05:25,868 What's the deal with monsters? 91 00:05:25,901 --> 00:05:29,371 Are they fake? Are they real? All the above? 92 00:05:29,405 --> 00:05:32,241 Yeah, what's with all the monster talk tonight? 93 00:05:32,274 --> 00:05:34,777 It's just that, if there are monsters coming to kill us, 94 00:05:34,810 --> 00:05:37,712 could you make sure they... 95 00:05:37,745 --> 00:05:39,849 could you make sure they kill Luke first? 96 00:05:39,882 --> 00:05:43,319 That's harsh. But okay. 97 00:05:43,352 --> 00:05:45,955 Mimi, that's a horrible thing to say. 98 00:05:45,988 --> 00:05:48,324 Why?! 99 00:05:48,357 --> 00:05:50,159 Dismissed. 100 00:05:50,192 --> 00:05:52,694 Good night, wacko. 101 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:56,232 MIMI: [GASPS] Dad! 102 00:05:59,969 --> 00:06:02,805 Good night. 103 00:06:16,318 --> 00:06:18,287 [KNOCKING] 104 00:07:06,335 --> 00:07:09,939 [CHAINS RATTLING] 105 00:07:13,876 --> 00:07:16,946 Look at this shit! There's not a pawn shop in town 106 00:07:16,979 --> 00:07:19,848 that's going to want this crap! 107 00:07:19,882 --> 00:07:22,384 If it's all garbage, why did that old guy put up 108 00:07:22,418 --> 00:07:24,386 such a fight when we busted in? 109 00:07:24,420 --> 00:07:27,856 I think I sprained my wrist clocking that geezer. 110 00:07:27,890 --> 00:07:32,760 Look at this. Why the hell would you even grab this? 111 00:07:32,795 --> 00:07:35,497 Suck my dick, asshole! It was dark. 112 00:07:35,531 --> 00:07:37,533 And that's a nice frame. 113 00:07:37,566 --> 00:07:40,436 [CHUCKLES] Not any more. 114 00:07:47,343 --> 00:07:50,212 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 115 00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:54,316 What the hell did you say, buddy? 116 00:07:58,320 --> 00:07:59,488 - [GLASS SHATTERS] - [CHUCKLES] 117 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:02,291 A variation of the Ironian tongue. 118 00:08:02,324 --> 00:08:04,927 How primitive. 119 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:09,398 Let's just get out of here! This guy's on something. 120 00:08:09,431 --> 00:08:11,867 Hey, you dickless shit. 121 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:13,535 We already killed one asshole tonight. 122 00:08:13,569 --> 00:08:16,538 And we'll gladly do it again! 123 00:08:16,572 --> 00:08:19,441 [GRUNTS] 124 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:27,983 [SCREAMING] 125 00:08:29,918 --> 00:08:32,955 Your flesh is unevolved and weak. 126 00:08:32,988 --> 00:08:38,260 Perhaps in a few millennia, you will make worthy adversaries. 127 00:08:39,928 --> 00:08:42,431 But not today. 128 00:08:42,464 --> 00:08:44,967 [LAUGHS] 129 00:09:02,985 --> 00:09:05,187 [GROANS] 130 00:09:06,355 --> 00:09:11,427 Hey, man, please, I don't want to die. 131 00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:14,463 Then live forever. 132 00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:21,203 [SCREAMS] 133 00:09:21,236 --> 00:09:24,406 - [LAUGHING] - [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 134 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:36,385 This is a really big hole. 135 00:09:36,418 --> 00:09:38,887 How did you even dig this? Huh? 136 00:09:38,921 --> 00:09:43,025 Alright, first I want to say, great job on the hole, son. 137 00:09:43,058 --> 00:09:45,194 - Thanks. - Second I want to say, 138 00:09:45,227 --> 00:09:46,528 this is completely unacceptable. 139 00:09:46,562 --> 00:09:48,230 - Oh. - Somebody's going to 140 00:09:48,263 --> 00:09:51,500 have to fill this in. 141 00:09:51,533 --> 00:09:54,269 Anybody. 142 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:56,405 One of you even. 143 00:09:56,438 --> 00:09:58,440 - I vote dad. - Me too. 144 00:09:58,474 --> 00:10:00,409 Yeah, me three. 145 00:10:00,442 --> 00:10:03,345 And if I... when I vote, I will vote for all of 146 00:10:03,379 --> 00:10:06,281 - you three, as a family. - No, no. 147 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:07,583 Doesn't work that way. 148 00:10:07,616 --> 00:10:11,653 Alright. So much for democracy, huh? 149 00:10:11,687 --> 00:10:14,423 Do the dishes, Greg. 150 00:10:14,456 --> 00:10:16,024 What made these? 151 00:10:16,058 --> 00:10:18,026 If I had to guess, I'd say some wino 152 00:10:18,060 --> 00:10:19,695 was on his way home from a bender last night. 153 00:10:19,728 --> 00:10:21,430 Thought he could Evel Knievel 154 00:10:21,463 --> 00:10:23,999 his way over this hole and fell in. 155 00:10:24,032 --> 00:10:28,437 - What else could it be really? - Maybe a raccoon. 156 00:10:28,470 --> 00:10:30,205 That doesn't make any damn sense. 157 00:10:30,239 --> 00:10:34,443 Oh! Oh, oh, my hand. 158 00:10:34,476 --> 00:10:36,311 - Are you okay? - Oh, God, my hand. 159 00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:38,447 - Well, that didn't take long. - Oh, it hurts so bad, Susan! 160 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,382 - Okay, okay. - Oh, my God. 161 00:10:40,416 --> 00:10:42,317 - Come on. - Oh, Susan. 162 00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:46,255 Ow! Don't even look at it, it hurts. 163 00:10:55,731 --> 00:10:58,500 Did you see the size of those freaking claw marks? 164 00:10:58,534 --> 00:11:01,370 We need to tell somebody what happened. 165 00:11:01,403 --> 00:11:02,638 Maybe we should go to the police. 166 00:11:02,671 --> 00:11:05,307 I don't trust cops. Not one bit. 167 00:11:05,340 --> 00:11:08,377 We're going to go search ourselves tonight. 168 00:11:08,410 --> 00:11:09,711 That's crazy. 169 00:11:09,745 --> 00:11:11,647 We don't know what was down there. 170 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:15,417 What's crazy is what a stupid wiener you can be some times. 171 00:11:15,451 --> 00:11:18,320 Pull up your diapers because we're going to go find 172 00:11:18,353 --> 00:11:20,622 what crawled out of your grave last night 173 00:11:20,656 --> 00:11:24,460 like a couple of real American heroes. 174 00:11:26,094 --> 00:11:28,530 Can you dig it?! 175 00:11:28,564 --> 00:11:31,433 Yeah. I dig it. 176 00:11:31,467 --> 00:11:35,504 - Hey, man. - Hey, Alistair. 177 00:11:35,537 --> 00:11:37,706 You beat Rage Master 64 yet? 178 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:40,209 Yeah, man, medium difficulty. 179 00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:41,510 - No way. - Hey, kiddy. 180 00:11:41,543 --> 00:11:44,246 You look good in your little outfit there. 181 00:11:44,279 --> 00:11:46,582 Why don't you give us a spin, hunky boy? 182 00:11:46,615 --> 00:11:49,351 Um, no thanks. 183 00:11:49,384 --> 00:11:50,619 [BELL RINGS] 184 00:11:50,652 --> 00:11:51,788 Never mind. 185 00:11:51,821 --> 00:11:54,456 My math! 186 00:11:55,825 --> 00:11:57,759 Is your sister crazy? 187 00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:13,609 Mimi, look. 188 00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:16,345 MIMI: That way. 189 00:12:20,315 --> 00:12:23,352 LUKE: There's no way this was a dirty wino bum. 190 00:12:23,385 --> 00:12:25,621 Look at how even his footsteps are. 191 00:12:25,654 --> 00:12:29,525 MIMI: Duh. When has dad ever been right about anything? 192 00:12:29,558 --> 00:12:32,761 LUKE: Yeah, good point. 193 00:12:39,735 --> 00:12:42,771 I'm not going in there. 194 00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:44,673 Here, take this. 195 00:12:44,706 --> 00:12:46,775 I call it the Luke killer. 196 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:48,577 It will protect you. 197 00:12:48,610 --> 00:12:50,445 LUKE: How the hell does this work? 198 00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:53,348 Ow! The damn thing cut me. 199 00:12:53,382 --> 00:12:54,750 MIMI: You're using it wrong. 200 00:12:54,784 --> 00:12:58,320 Don't kill her Mark. I'm going to kill you. 201 00:12:58,353 --> 00:13:02,224 Mimi, wait. Oh, crap. 202 00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:14,636 [RATTLING] 203 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:23,478 [THUDDING, CLANGING] 204 00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:26,415 - [GASPS] - Stop jumping at everything! 205 00:13:26,448 --> 00:13:27,616 You're jumping, too. 206 00:13:27,649 --> 00:13:30,252 I'm jumping because you're jumping! 207 00:13:30,285 --> 00:13:31,788 This place is dangerous. 208 00:13:31,821 --> 00:13:34,891 Didn't somebody die back when this was a shoe factory? 209 00:13:34,924 --> 00:13:38,594 Nobody ever died from making shoes, Luke. 210 00:13:38,627 --> 00:13:40,596 That's just crazy. 211 00:13:40,629 --> 00:13:44,733 Besides, the most dangerous thing in here... 212 00:13:44,766 --> 00:13:47,269 is me. 213 00:13:48,570 --> 00:13:50,739 LUKE: We should get out of here. 214 00:13:50,772 --> 00:13:55,377 Hey, creep! We know you're in here. 215 00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:58,413 Show yourself or... 216 00:13:58,447 --> 00:14:02,351 or I'll break you into a pile of bones? 217 00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,686 No, that wasn't good. 218 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:08,323 This is super dumb. 219 00:14:08,357 --> 00:14:10,525 Let's go. 220 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,294 [BOTH SCREAM] 221 00:14:14,429 --> 00:14:15,631 [BOTH SCREAM] 222 00:14:15,664 --> 00:14:21,570 Is that fear I smell? How sweet. 223 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:27,509 Oh, my God. 224 00:14:27,542 --> 00:14:31,446 Man, that's what this one called me. 225 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:32,648 Aah! 226 00:14:32,681 --> 00:14:35,317 Are you also man? 227 00:14:35,350 --> 00:14:37,686 You are much smaller creatures. 228 00:14:37,719 --> 00:14:39,755 No matter. 229 00:14:39,789 --> 00:14:42,491 You will suffer like the rest. 230 00:14:42,524 --> 00:14:45,560 Know that in the sweet release of death 231 00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:47,629 you'll be spared the sight of your planet 232 00:14:47,663 --> 00:14:51,533 being torn to pieces, watching as everyone 233 00:14:51,566 --> 00:14:54,536 you hold dear is drowned in a sea of their own blood. 234 00:14:54,569 --> 00:14:56,304 Shut it! 235 00:14:56,338 --> 00:14:58,473 No, I am not a man. 236 00:14:58,507 --> 00:15:00,409 I am a wo-man. 237 00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:04,713 And you're going to let go of my stupid wiener bro right now! 238 00:15:07,917 --> 00:15:10,519 Mimi, look. 239 00:15:14,791 --> 00:15:17,392 [GROANS] 240 00:15:18,928 --> 00:15:22,364 Is this yours? 241 00:15:22,397 --> 00:15:24,801 Speak. 242 00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:27,837 The gem of Praxidice. 243 00:15:27,870 --> 00:15:29,504 This cannot be. 244 00:15:29,538 --> 00:15:32,507 Believe it, buster. 245 00:15:32,541 --> 00:15:35,644 Stop messing around and explain, scum. 246 00:15:36,779 --> 00:15:39,414 [CLANGS] 247 00:15:43,786 --> 00:15:48,390 The Geminia One, whoever wields it is able to command me 248 00:15:48,423 --> 00:15:50,659 for as long as it's in their possession. 249 00:15:50,692 --> 00:15:52,494 But know this, child. 250 00:15:52,527 --> 00:15:55,297 The power you wield will be short lived. 251 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:59,768 Sure, sure. But first let's test this baby out. 252 00:15:59,802 --> 00:16:01,670 Alright, Monster Mash. 253 00:16:01,703 --> 00:16:06,775 Pick up my bro and, uh, spin him around a bunch. 254 00:16:07,476 --> 00:16:09,711 Hey, come on. 255 00:16:09,745 --> 00:16:11,646 Ah. 256 00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:14,784 It hurts. 257 00:16:14,817 --> 00:16:17,319 Alright, put the cry baby down. 258 00:16:19,822 --> 00:16:23,358 Enough! The longer we play these childish games, 259 00:16:23,391 --> 00:16:26,628 the more horrifying your deaths will be. 260 00:16:26,661 --> 00:16:30,565 This is but a small example of what I am capable of. 261 00:16:30,599 --> 00:16:32,634 His eternal pain will take his mind 262 00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:35,704 beyond the furthest reaches of madness. 263 00:16:35,737 --> 00:16:39,809 Preserved in an endless state of... no! 264 00:16:39,842 --> 00:16:42,845 He was my masterpiece! 265 00:16:42,879 --> 00:16:45,782 Oh, sorry man. 266 00:16:45,815 --> 00:16:48,383 Thank you. 267 00:16:48,416 --> 00:16:51,386 Do you have a name, Monster Man? 268 00:16:51,419 --> 00:16:54,924 No name can encompass my dark will. 269 00:16:54,957 --> 00:16:57,526 Though my enemies will sometimes refer to me 270 00:16:57,559 --> 00:17:00,797 as the arch duke of nightmares. 271 00:17:00,830 --> 00:17:02,764 Well, that sucks. 272 00:17:02,799 --> 00:17:04,766 Never mind. We can workshop this. 273 00:17:04,801 --> 00:17:08,503 Luke! 274 00:17:08,537 --> 00:17:10,672 - Yeah? - I want names. 275 00:17:10,705 --> 00:17:13,075 They've got to be fresh, they've got to be cool. 276 00:17:13,109 --> 00:17:14,643 Go. 277 00:17:14,676 --> 00:17:17,546 We can't name it. He's going to kill us. 278 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:20,749 Ha! You would pray for something so simple. 279 00:17:20,783 --> 00:17:23,853 I will drink your endless screams as I rip... 280 00:17:23,886 --> 00:17:26,923 Dinosaur-us Flex. 281 00:17:26,956 --> 00:17:29,624 That's not bad actually. 282 00:17:29,658 --> 00:17:32,594 - Rexothundrax? - Cobrala Khan. 283 00:17:32,627 --> 00:17:34,596 Revenge X Bad Lord. 284 00:17:34,629 --> 00:17:36,531 - Heartless Creep. - Oh, Rip Lord. 285 00:17:36,565 --> 00:17:41,369 MIMI: How about Shadow Slammer? Or even Merman. 286 00:17:41,403 --> 00:17:42,872 LUKE: Nemesis Grim Night. 287 00:17:42,905 --> 00:17:44,807 No, too sinister. 288 00:17:44,841 --> 00:17:47,642 How about Dark Lord of Wonderful Smooches? 289 00:17:47,676 --> 00:17:51,147 I will never accept such a title. 290 00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:53,381 Stop running and clap your hands, 291 00:17:53,415 --> 00:17:55,818 you know, for a while at least. 292 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,823 How about Psycho Man? 293 00:18:00,857 --> 00:18:03,758 Mm, Goreman? 294 00:18:03,793 --> 00:18:06,428 That's it. 295 00:18:07,864 --> 00:18:09,598 Did I get it? 296 00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:11,733 No. 297 00:18:11,766 --> 00:18:14,871 Stop that annoying clapping! 298 00:18:14,904 --> 00:18:18,473 His name will be... 299 00:18:18,506 --> 00:18:21,443 Psycho Goreman! 300 00:18:23,445 --> 00:18:24,947 Or PG for short. 301 00:18:24,981 --> 00:18:28,416 I don't see how that's better than Archduke of Nightmares. 302 00:18:28,450 --> 00:18:31,153 Psycho Goreman, that's great. 303 00:18:31,187 --> 00:18:34,090 It's fun, it's hip, it's wow, and it's now. 304 00:18:34,123 --> 00:18:36,424 You're making a terrible mistake, 305 00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:38,127 you putrid little creature. 306 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,663 Soon I'll get the gem back, and when I do... 307 00:18:41,696 --> 00:18:43,900 Nice to meet you, PG. I'm Mimi. 308 00:18:43,933 --> 00:18:45,667 And I'm Luke. 309 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:48,570 Aaah! I wield powers unimaginable 310 00:18:48,603 --> 00:18:49,906 to your simple minds. 311 00:18:49,939 --> 00:18:52,674 Soon you will beg me for mercy. 312 00:18:52,707 --> 00:18:55,778 But know that you will only receive pain. 313 00:18:55,811 --> 00:18:57,813 Knock knock? 314 00:18:57,847 --> 00:19:00,216 What? 315 00:19:00,249 --> 00:19:01,650 Knock knock? 316 00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:03,518 Have you succumbed to madness already? 317 00:19:03,551 --> 00:19:05,221 Just say "who's there" already. 318 00:19:05,254 --> 00:19:07,756 Geez, what planet are you from? 319 00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:10,793 Gigax. 320 00:19:10,826 --> 00:19:12,494 Who's there? 321 00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:15,764 Me. Crazy Ball champion of the universe. 322 00:19:15,798 --> 00:19:19,634 And the champion says... 323 00:19:19,668 --> 00:19:22,470 go over there, sit down, shut up, 324 00:19:22,504 --> 00:19:23,940 and wait for us to come back in the morning. 325 00:19:23,973 --> 00:19:25,640 You dig? 326 00:19:25,674 --> 00:19:28,210 Dig what? 327 00:19:28,244 --> 00:19:30,212 Go! 328 00:19:30,246 --> 00:19:33,748 [GROANS] 329 00:19:35,918 --> 00:19:39,188 [SIGHS] 330 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,857 You will suffer in eternity for this! 331 00:19:41,891 --> 00:19:44,193 MIMI: Yeah, yeah. 332 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:47,595 Bye-e-e-e-e-e! 333 00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:01,877 I wonder what it's favorite shows are. 334 00:20:01,911 --> 00:20:05,114 Do you think it likes grilled cheeses and tacos? 335 00:20:05,147 --> 00:20:06,816 We should bring him some welcome goodies 336 00:20:06,849 --> 00:20:08,683 before we take him out on the town. 337 00:20:08,717 --> 00:20:10,719 What do you mean take him out on the town? 338 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,221 I got to show him off. 339 00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:13,856 I'll be the coolest kid in school. 340 00:20:13,889 --> 00:20:16,225 He's going to kill everybody if we take him anywhere. 341 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:19,795 No, he won't. Not unless I tell him to. 342 00:20:19,829 --> 00:20:22,965 Mimi, I'm pretty good at going along with your crazy ideas. 343 00:20:22,999 --> 00:20:25,868 But we need to think about this one. 344 00:20:25,901 --> 00:20:29,839 Fine. I should probably teach him some cool tricks anyways. 345 00:20:29,872 --> 00:20:33,209 See what kind of slick stuff he can do. 346 00:20:37,246 --> 00:20:41,784 Watch out, world, it's Mimi's time to shine. 347 00:20:53,996 --> 00:20:56,165 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 348 00:21:01,837 --> 00:21:04,306 The vasiaults have analyzed the cosmic resonance 349 00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:07,176 and confirmed our suspicions. 350 00:21:07,209 --> 00:21:09,577 The ultimate evil has awoken. 351 00:21:09,611 --> 00:21:11,781 How can this be possible? 352 00:21:11,814 --> 00:21:13,849 Who could have deciphered the sequence 353 00:21:13,883 --> 00:21:16,919 that released the gem of Praxidice? 354 00:21:16,952 --> 00:21:19,288 I approved the sequence myself. 355 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,623 Whoever solved it must have intelligence 356 00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:23,926 that far surpasses our own. 357 00:21:23,959 --> 00:21:28,230 Which is a notion that I find quite preposterous, I must say. 358 00:21:28,264 --> 00:21:29,865 [LAUGHS] 359 00:21:29,899 --> 00:21:32,935 - Preposterous? - That's right. 360 00:21:32,968 --> 00:21:35,337 Enough! 361 00:21:35,371 --> 00:21:38,240 Our mistake was being merciful to that demon 362 00:21:38,274 --> 00:21:41,343 instead of wiping him from the galaxy forever. 363 00:21:41,377 --> 00:21:44,246 It is clear that the rules of the Gigaxian unity accords 364 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,182 have failed us. 365 00:21:46,215 --> 00:21:49,151 What do you suggest we do, Templar Pandora? 366 00:21:53,889 --> 00:21:58,227 It's time to elect justice through the Templar code. 367 00:21:58,260 --> 00:22:01,831 There will be no trial for that abomination. 368 00:22:01,864 --> 00:22:06,634 The only verdict is for him to die by my hand. 369 00:22:06,668 --> 00:22:09,238 He has single handedly extinguished entire planets 370 00:22:09,271 --> 00:22:10,840 from existence. 371 00:22:10,873 --> 00:22:13,909 How do you expect to defeat him on your own, hm? 372 00:22:13,943 --> 00:22:16,946 PANDORA: I do not fear him. 373 00:22:16,979 --> 00:22:21,917 I have faith that the gods will watch over and protect me. 374 00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:29,158 Ooh, sounds like a load of superstitious nonsense to me. 375 00:22:29,191 --> 00:22:30,860 [LAUGHS] 376 00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:32,361 What was that? 377 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,363 - Huh? - Huh? 378 00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:36,664 No, no, no. I didn't say anything. 379 00:22:36,698 --> 00:22:38,968 - You don't believe me? - I believe you, Templar. 380 00:22:39,001 --> 00:22:40,735 It's just, we're boys having a laugh. 381 00:22:40,768 --> 00:22:42,238 And...[CHUCKLES] 382 00:22:42,271 --> 00:22:44,874 - Just a bit of... - Just what? 383 00:22:45,975 --> 00:22:48,844 I think it's an excellent plan so why don't we just move on? 384 00:22:48,878 --> 00:22:50,846 Lots of things to discuss here. 385 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,249 Aah! 386 00:22:53,282 --> 00:22:56,886 Do you not believe that it is my destiny to vanquish 387 00:22:56,919 --> 00:23:00,389 this darkness from the universe? 388 00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:04,360 I... would leave... 389 00:23:06,462 --> 00:23:07,930 [PANTING] 390 00:23:07,963 --> 00:23:10,866 Never forget that it was we, the Templars, 391 00:23:10,900 --> 00:23:14,403 that cleansed your worlds of the dark one's scourge. 392 00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:16,972 It was the will of the gods that saved you, 393 00:23:17,006 --> 00:23:21,743 and they can just as easily have you all wiped from existence. 394 00:23:21,777 --> 00:23:23,979 Remember this. 395 00:23:24,013 --> 00:23:26,448 Yes, you're very kind. 396 00:23:26,482 --> 00:23:29,818 What are the creatures of this planet? 397 00:23:29,852 --> 00:23:32,855 Humans, your holiness. 398 00:23:32,888 --> 00:23:36,792 Bring me one of these human things. 399 00:23:40,996 --> 00:23:44,900 - Where am I? - Come here, my dear. 400 00:23:46,936 --> 00:23:48,404 Don't be afraid. 401 00:23:48,437 --> 00:23:50,772 [SCREAMS] 402 00:23:59,982 --> 00:24:02,885 He will not escape us this time. 403 00:24:02,918 --> 00:24:09,358 The light of heaven will always extinguish the darkness of evil. 404 00:24:21,470 --> 00:24:24,940 May the gods watch over me. 405 00:24:37,987 --> 00:24:40,422 MIMI: And the president said, 406 00:24:40,456 --> 00:24:42,524 "But, Mimi, every day's your birthday." 407 00:24:42,558 --> 00:24:44,827 Then we started eating the whole cake 408 00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:47,563 while they broadcasted it to the whole world. 409 00:24:47,596 --> 00:24:49,565 And that's when I woke up. 410 00:24:49,598 --> 00:24:51,267 Which really sucked because 411 00:24:51,300 --> 00:24:54,270 I wanted to finish that tasty cake. 412 00:24:54,303 --> 00:24:59,174 ALISTAIR: Okay, so who's this guy you have got living 413 00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:00,876 in the old shoe factory? 414 00:25:00,909 --> 00:25:02,878 You're going to love him, Alistair. 415 00:25:02,911 --> 00:25:07,416 He's this big scary monster that wants to kill everybody. 416 00:25:07,449 --> 00:25:08,984 Huh? 417 00:25:09,018 --> 00:25:11,887 Hey, could one of you guys help me with this? 418 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,822 No, thanks. 419 00:25:22,464 --> 00:25:25,200 Holy crud. 420 00:25:25,234 --> 00:25:27,403 I know, right? 421 00:25:27,436 --> 00:25:30,806 MIMI: PG, wake up! 422 00:25:37,613 --> 00:25:41,450 PG, wake up. I want you to meet our friend, Alistair. 423 00:25:44,286 --> 00:25:47,489 Wait, were we supposed to feed him? 424 00:25:49,925 --> 00:25:52,194 You alive, buddy? 425 00:25:57,032 --> 00:25:58,267 Aaah! 426 00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:00,602 Stop! 427 00:26:00,636 --> 00:26:03,906 Nice try. 428 00:26:03,939 --> 00:26:06,542 Anyways, Alistair, this is Psycho Goreman. 429 00:26:06,575 --> 00:26:08,344 Or PG for short. 430 00:26:10,346 --> 00:26:12,014 - Hi. - Silence! 431 00:26:12,047 --> 00:26:13,515 Okay. 432 00:26:13,549 --> 00:26:15,951 We've brought you some reading material, PG. 433 00:26:15,984 --> 00:26:18,420 And a TV to watch. Did you sleep okay? 434 00:26:18,454 --> 00:26:20,889 I'm sorry we didn't bring any pornos. 435 00:26:20,923 --> 00:26:22,591 PG: Petty displays of wealth. 436 00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:25,661 How can your short life spans allow such narcissism? 437 00:26:25,694 --> 00:26:28,030 Yeah, but look at all the hunky boys. 438 00:26:28,063 --> 00:26:31,467 I do not care for hunky boys. 439 00:26:36,438 --> 00:26:39,908 Or do I? 440 00:26:39,942 --> 00:26:42,511 PG, can I ask you something? 441 00:26:42,544 --> 00:26:44,012 No! 442 00:26:44,046 --> 00:26:46,548 PG, I don't like that attitude. 443 00:26:46,582 --> 00:26:50,052 Be nice, please. Luke, ask him again. 444 00:26:50,085 --> 00:26:53,555 LUKE: Can I ask you something? 445 00:26:53,589 --> 00:26:55,357 What? 446 00:26:55,391 --> 00:26:57,926 What are you? 447 00:27:00,295 --> 00:27:02,998 [GROANS] 448 00:27:08,737 --> 00:27:11,340 That is a tale bathed in the blood 449 00:27:11,373 --> 00:27:13,642 of a million dead memories. 450 00:27:18,647 --> 00:27:24,219 I was born in a time before time, on the planet Gigax. 451 00:27:24,253 --> 00:27:26,622 A world light years from your own. 452 00:27:26,655 --> 00:27:29,425 My entire existence was servitude, 453 00:27:29,458 --> 00:27:33,228 under the rule of beings that claimed to serve a higher power 454 00:27:33,262 --> 00:27:35,330 that governed over us all. 455 00:27:35,364 --> 00:27:38,634 These entities, known as the Templars, 456 00:27:38,667 --> 00:27:40,502 had no more divine purpose 457 00:27:40,536 --> 00:27:43,705 than the dirt I excavated to help build their churches. 458 00:27:43,739 --> 00:27:47,309 But still they were able to crush the people of Gigax 459 00:27:47,342 --> 00:27:49,711 beneath their gilded heels. 460 00:27:49,745 --> 00:27:52,714 The Templars preached to us their holy scriptures, 461 00:27:52,748 --> 00:27:56,418 declaring their rightful ownership of Gigax. 462 00:27:56,452 --> 00:27:59,455 To them, we were nothing more than parasites 463 00:27:59,488 --> 00:28:01,690 trespassing on hallowed ground. 464 00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:04,626 [MIMI GAGS] 465 00:28:06,662 --> 00:28:08,464 That candy was weird. 466 00:28:13,368 --> 00:28:19,408 But then one day every thing changed. 467 00:28:34,456 --> 00:28:38,327 I discovered an artifact thought to be lost forever, 468 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:42,331 forged by ancient Gigaxian warlocks out of energy 469 00:28:42,364 --> 00:28:44,633 from the darkest corners of the galaxy... 470 00:28:44,666 --> 00:28:47,436 the gem of Praxidice. 471 00:29:03,820 --> 00:29:06,722 The moment I took the gem in my hand 472 00:29:06,755 --> 00:29:11,493 and felt its immense power, my destiny was clear. 473 00:29:11,527 --> 00:29:14,229 I would destroy the Templars 474 00:29:14,263 --> 00:29:18,567 and anyone else that stood against me. 475 00:29:48,463 --> 00:29:49,866 The gem bonded with me 476 00:29:49,899 --> 00:29:53,569 and gave me power beyond all other beings. 477 00:29:53,602 --> 00:29:57,506 I was able to raise an army led by my loyal generals, 478 00:29:57,539 --> 00:30:02,711 the Paladins of Sydion, and take back Gigax. 479 00:30:02,744 --> 00:30:05,882 But I didn't stop there. 480 00:30:05,915 --> 00:30:08,717 It was clear that my thirst for death would only be 481 00:30:08,750 --> 00:30:14,690 satiated if I snuffed out all light in the universe. 482 00:30:18,393 --> 00:30:20,830 But I was overthrown and imprisoned 483 00:30:20,863 --> 00:30:24,766 by the Templars and their planetary alliance. 484 00:30:24,801 --> 00:30:29,638 They stole the gem and, with it, my power. 485 00:30:49,892 --> 00:30:53,830 To this day, I do not understand how such weak minded insects 486 00:30:53,863 --> 00:30:58,500 could defeat the greatest power in the galaxy. 487 00:30:59,568 --> 00:31:01,403 TV's working. 488 00:31:03,505 --> 00:31:06,341 Well, that boring dumb story made me tired. 489 00:31:06,375 --> 00:31:07,509 Let's go, guys. 490 00:31:07,542 --> 00:31:10,479 PG, your homework is to watch more TV 491 00:31:10,512 --> 00:31:12,314 and learn how to be more fun. 492 00:31:12,347 --> 00:31:14,383 Otherwise...[SPITS] 493 00:31:14,416 --> 00:31:16,485 I will have to punish you. 494 00:31:16,518 --> 00:31:18,720 - [GROANS] - Well, it was nice meeting you. 495 00:31:18,754 --> 00:31:22,290 It would nicer if you were dead. 496 00:31:22,324 --> 00:31:23,759 Alright, bye. 497 00:31:39,775 --> 00:31:42,344 Energy runs through this box. 498 00:31:45,414 --> 00:31:48,283 It might be enough. 499 00:31:48,316 --> 00:31:52,287 Spirits of the electroverse, find my world and alert 500 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:56,591 the Paladins of Sydion that their master walks again. 501 00:32:00,930 --> 00:32:03,331 The gem of Praxidice has been taken 502 00:32:03,365 --> 00:32:05,367 by two brainless meat children. 503 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:08,537 You must attain the gem even if it has to be pried 504 00:32:08,570 --> 00:32:10,807 from their tiny dead hands. 505 00:32:14,643 --> 00:32:16,344 ALISTAIR: Thanks for having me to stay over 506 00:32:16,378 --> 00:32:17,713 for dinner, Mrs. Hallenbeck. 507 00:32:17,746 --> 00:32:19,314 Glad to have you, Alistair. 508 00:32:19,347 --> 00:32:21,650 Yes, very glad to have you. 509 00:32:21,683 --> 00:32:23,886 Well, I was busy filling in that hole in the backyard, 510 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,822 so unfortunately, Mr. Hallenbeck 511 00:32:25,855 --> 00:32:29,324 had the pleasure of playing master chef tonight. 512 00:32:29,357 --> 00:32:31,359 How great is this chicken, Alistair? 513 00:32:31,393 --> 00:32:32,627 It's my special recipe. 514 00:32:32,661 --> 00:32:35,764 It's, uh... 515 00:32:35,798 --> 00:32:37,532 It's a little tough, Dad. 516 00:32:37,566 --> 00:32:38,868 The microwave will do that. 517 00:32:38,901 --> 00:32:40,837 But it sure brings out the flavor. 518 00:32:40,870 --> 00:32:42,805 What did you three maniacs get up to? 519 00:32:42,839 --> 00:32:45,607 We, um... Ow! 520 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,409 We were playing guns in the forest. 521 00:32:47,442 --> 00:32:49,879 GREG: Guns? Now that sounds like fun. 522 00:32:49,912 --> 00:32:53,348 Back when I was in the army, we used to play guns all the time. 523 00:32:53,381 --> 00:32:55,417 Except it was called the Iraq War. 524 00:32:55,450 --> 00:32:58,720 We played for keeps. 525 00:32:58,754 --> 00:33:00,388 Meaning I killed people. 526 00:33:00,422 --> 00:33:02,457 Okay, don't listen to GI Joker over here. 527 00:33:02,491 --> 00:33:05,862 He's never fired a gun in his life. 528 00:33:05,895 --> 00:33:07,596 - Anyways... - Can me and Alistair 529 00:33:07,629 --> 00:33:09,431 play video games? 530 00:33:09,464 --> 00:33:11,834 Mm-hmm. Just put your plates by the sink, okay, honey? 531 00:33:11,868 --> 00:33:14,703 But, Alistair, games are for nerds. 532 00:33:14,736 --> 00:33:16,371 Wouldn't you rather go in the driveway 533 00:33:16,404 --> 00:33:19,508 and throw basketballs at Luke or something? 534 00:33:19,541 --> 00:33:21,610 Oh, uh, yeah, thanks. 535 00:33:21,643 --> 00:33:25,580 But I just really want to play some vids. 536 00:33:25,614 --> 00:33:27,516 LUKE: Come on, let's go. 537 00:33:30,552 --> 00:33:33,355 Guess I'll play by myself then. 538 00:33:33,388 --> 00:33:35,323 Hey, Mimi. 539 00:33:35,357 --> 00:33:37,325 Can you come back and finish your broccoli? 540 00:33:37,359 --> 00:33:40,762 No, I cannot, because champions don't eat broccoli! 541 00:33:40,797 --> 00:33:44,100 Well, she finished my delicious chicken. 542 00:33:44,133 --> 00:33:48,770 And in the end, isn't that all that really matters? 543 00:33:48,805 --> 00:33:51,339 No, she didn't. 544 00:34:00,783 --> 00:34:03,886 ALISTAIR: And then I heard Kyle put all his pubes in a bag 545 00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,655 and sold them to Mason for five bucks. 546 00:34:06,688 --> 00:34:08,390 Isn't that crazy? 547 00:34:08,423 --> 00:34:11,093 Dude, what's he going to do with a bag of pubes? 548 00:34:13,863 --> 00:34:16,598 What the frig are you doing? 549 00:34:16,631 --> 00:34:18,100 - But... - Took you long enough. 550 00:34:18,134 --> 00:34:19,836 I don't have all night. 551 00:34:19,869 --> 00:34:23,139 Time is a false construct that only exists for 552 00:34:23,172 --> 00:34:27,776 primitive beings unable to phase into the ninth dimension. 553 00:34:27,810 --> 00:34:30,579 Also I got lost. 554 00:34:30,612 --> 00:34:34,382 Mimi, what the heck are you doing? 555 00:34:34,416 --> 00:34:35,617 He can't be here. 556 00:34:35,650 --> 00:34:38,386 He can be wherever I want him to be. 557 00:34:38,420 --> 00:34:39,621 Remember? 558 00:34:39,654 --> 00:34:42,091 Heads up, dumpy butt. 559 00:34:44,726 --> 00:34:46,528 Bulls eye! 560 00:34:46,561 --> 00:34:48,865 This reminds me of an ancient torture technique 561 00:34:48,898 --> 00:34:52,935 I learned from the worms of Janus many moons ago. 562 00:34:52,969 --> 00:34:56,138 Should I go? 563 00:34:56,172 --> 00:34:58,140 This is getting a little weird. 564 00:34:58,174 --> 00:35:01,676 Those were good people, those worms. 565 00:35:01,710 --> 00:35:05,915 I don't care about your stupid ancient techniques. 566 00:35:05,948 --> 00:35:09,819 Unless they can make Alistair stop being such a freaking dork. 567 00:35:09,852 --> 00:35:14,489 I once used my dark magic to help the warlord of Zatonia 568 00:35:14,522 --> 00:35:16,792 seduce the moon princess. 569 00:35:16,826 --> 00:35:20,830 I can do the same for you if you wish. 570 00:35:21,898 --> 00:35:25,600 You can make him want to chuck basketballs with me. 571 00:35:25,634 --> 00:35:29,771 Alright, I'm going to bounce. Good night, everybody. 572 00:35:29,805 --> 00:35:31,473 Do it. 573 00:35:31,506 --> 00:35:34,542 So be it. 574 00:35:34,576 --> 00:35:37,612 Your wish is my command. 575 00:35:37,646 --> 00:35:38,848 [CHUCKLES] 576 00:35:38,881 --> 00:35:41,217 Oh, Jesus! 577 00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:45,553 Greg, what did you do to the microwave? 578 00:35:45,587 --> 00:35:48,124 Cooked a great meal for my family, that's what. 579 00:35:48,157 --> 00:35:49,591 You're welcome. 580 00:35:49,624 --> 00:35:52,694 It's totally wrecked. 581 00:35:52,727 --> 00:35:55,131 [WHISPERING] You're welcome. 582 00:35:58,801 --> 00:36:02,737 [SIGHS] That's great. 583 00:36:03,839 --> 00:36:05,841 Oh, my God. 584 00:36:06,508 --> 00:36:07,944 Oh, my God. 585 00:36:11,847 --> 00:36:15,217 [LAUGHING] 586 00:36:15,251 --> 00:36:18,187 LUKE: What did you do to him? 587 00:36:18,220 --> 00:36:20,790 Get away from my kids! 588 00:36:20,823 --> 00:36:22,825 [SCREAMS] 589 00:36:25,593 --> 00:36:27,930 My lucky bat! 590 00:36:27,964 --> 00:36:30,166 Come on! 591 00:36:30,199 --> 00:36:32,969 Greg, what the hell are you doing? 592 00:36:33,002 --> 00:36:34,837 Aaah! 593 00:36:34,870 --> 00:36:38,573 You dare stand against me with such a weak excuse for a weapon? 594 00:36:38,606 --> 00:36:40,209 No, I didn't. She did. She did. 595 00:36:40,242 --> 00:36:41,743 You asshole! 596 00:36:41,776 --> 00:36:45,680 Don't hurt my parents. That's an order. 597 00:36:45,714 --> 00:36:51,153 Um, Mom, dad, I want you to meet my new best pal, 598 00:36:51,187 --> 00:36:54,156 Psycho Goreman, or PG for short. 599 00:36:54,190 --> 00:36:57,793 I don't care what his name is, you need to call the police. 600 00:36:57,827 --> 00:36:59,295 Are you kidding me? 601 00:36:59,328 --> 00:37:01,696 What's a cop going to do against this thing? 602 00:37:01,730 --> 00:37:03,966 - Is he going to kill us? - No way. 603 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,901 PG's a big softy. 604 00:37:05,935 --> 00:37:09,905 He wouldn't hurt anybody. Right, buddy? 605 00:37:10,739 --> 00:37:13,976 My entire existence is built on death and destruction. 606 00:37:14,010 --> 00:37:16,245 I will kill you both. 607 00:37:16,278 --> 00:37:18,747 MIMI: No, no, no, no. No, you won't. 608 00:37:18,781 --> 00:37:22,918 PG's just being a goof. He's family now. Don't worry. 609 00:37:22,952 --> 00:37:24,619 Be worried. 610 00:37:24,652 --> 00:37:26,755 When I'm free of your daughter's control, 611 00:37:26,789 --> 00:37:28,924 I will bath in your blood. 612 00:37:28,958 --> 00:37:32,694 MIMI: Ha! PG, you're such a whack job! 613 00:37:32,727 --> 00:37:36,832 [LAUGHS] 614 00:37:36,866 --> 00:37:39,601 I will kill you. 615 00:37:39,634 --> 00:37:42,204 I will kill you. 616 00:37:42,238 --> 00:37:45,174 I will kill you. 617 00:37:45,207 --> 00:37:48,610 [UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS] 618 00:38:06,262 --> 00:38:08,831 ? I'm the heckin' best ? 619 00:38:08,864 --> 00:38:12,168 ? Yeah, yeah, yeah ? 620 00:38:12,201 --> 00:38:14,303 ? Freak all the rest ? 621 00:38:14,336 --> 00:38:17,239 ? Yeah, yeah, yeah ? 622 00:38:17,273 --> 00:38:20,242 ? Freak off ? 623 00:38:20,276 --> 00:38:22,845 ? Freak off ? 624 00:38:22,878 --> 00:38:25,181 ? Freak yourself ? 625 00:38:30,019 --> 00:38:31,387 ? I'm the heckin' best ? 626 00:38:31,420 --> 00:38:35,291 Hey, asshole! Nice Halloween costume! 627 00:38:35,324 --> 00:38:36,624 [SCREAMS] 628 00:38:36,658 --> 00:38:38,394 ? Freak all the rest ? 629 00:38:38,427 --> 00:38:40,963 ? Yeah, yeah, yeah ? 630 00:38:40,996 --> 00:38:42,865 ? Freak off! ? 631 00:38:43,966 --> 00:38:47,236 ? Freak you ? 632 00:38:47,269 --> 00:38:52,674 ? You're not my monster, tell me what to do ? 633 00:38:52,707 --> 00:38:55,144 ? Freak yourself ? 634 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:08,390 ? I'm a heckin' mess ? 635 00:39:08,424 --> 00:39:11,260 ? Yeah, yeah, yeah ? 636 00:39:11,293 --> 00:39:13,863 ? Freak all the rest ? 637 00:39:13,896 --> 00:39:17,632 ? Yeah, yeah, yeah ? 638 00:39:27,775 --> 00:39:29,845 [SCREAMS] 639 00:39:29,879 --> 00:39:32,714 [PANTING] 640 00:39:41,924 --> 00:39:45,227 What the fuck, man? 641 00:39:45,261 --> 00:39:47,796 MIMI: So tomorrow we've got a tight schedule. 642 00:39:47,830 --> 00:39:50,466 We're bowling at 10:00, and then a light picnic brunch, 643 00:39:50,499 --> 00:39:52,168 which we'll have to have around noon 644 00:39:52,201 --> 00:39:54,303 so that Mom can take us to the grocery store. 645 00:39:54,336 --> 00:39:56,438 I've set aside four hours for baking 646 00:39:56,472 --> 00:40:01,443 so hopefully that's enough time to bake all 12 cakes. 647 00:40:02,845 --> 00:40:05,747 [ROARS] 648 00:40:14,756 --> 00:40:16,158 Wow. 649 00:40:16,892 --> 00:40:19,328 I wish my face could do that. 650 00:40:19,361 --> 00:40:21,163 What do you eat back at home, PG? 651 00:40:21,197 --> 00:40:24,934 Food is not only for sustenance back on Gigax. 652 00:40:24,967 --> 00:40:27,002 It's part of an honor code. 653 00:40:27,036 --> 00:40:31,941 To be eaten is considered a warriors death. 654 00:40:31,974 --> 00:40:37,246 I remember during the battle on the Bridge of Souls. 655 00:40:37,780 --> 00:40:40,916 MIMI: I've got it. Here's the new plan. 656 00:40:40,950 --> 00:40:43,319 Six hours for baking, 657 00:40:43,352 --> 00:40:47,356 and we push upside down karaoke to Sunday. 658 00:40:47,389 --> 00:40:48,924 Boom! 659 00:40:48,958 --> 00:40:51,794 Does that... Of course it does. 660 00:40:51,827 --> 00:40:56,398 Case closed. Judge Mimi will return after these messages. 661 00:40:59,335 --> 00:41:01,470 Don't mind if I do. 662 00:41:01,503 --> 00:41:03,806 I was going to eat those. 663 00:41:03,839 --> 00:41:06,208 [SIGHS] 664 00:41:06,242 --> 00:41:08,177 I think you've had enough, fatso. 665 00:41:08,210 --> 00:41:10,546 Champion's got to eat. 666 00:41:10,579 --> 00:41:12,915 So good. 667 00:41:52,855 --> 00:41:55,591 [GROWLING] 668 00:41:55,624 --> 00:41:57,493 [SCREAMS] 669 00:42:03,632 --> 00:42:06,335 [GROWLING] 670 00:42:07,336 --> 00:42:11,206 Hello, boy. 671 00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:12,908 What is happening right now? 672 00:42:12,941 --> 00:42:14,910 You have crossed the dream barrier 673 00:42:14,943 --> 00:42:17,946 and are traversing the nightmare realm. 674 00:42:17,980 --> 00:42:23,018 It is here where I am able to communicate with your privately. 675 00:42:23,052 --> 00:42:26,522 Hidden in your dark thoughts. 676 00:42:26,555 --> 00:42:29,024 What do you want? 677 00:42:29,058 --> 00:42:31,927 You know what I want. 678 00:42:34,063 --> 00:42:35,364 The gem. 679 00:42:35,397 --> 00:42:38,567 This sick game must come to an end. 680 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,603 Get it for me so that I can be free. 681 00:42:41,637 --> 00:42:43,505 I can't do that. 682 00:42:43,539 --> 00:42:45,474 Mimi found the gem. 683 00:42:45,507 --> 00:42:47,409 It belongs to her now. 684 00:42:47,443 --> 00:42:49,978 Finders keepers, that's the law. 685 00:42:50,012 --> 00:42:53,282 How long before others learn of my awakening 686 00:42:53,315 --> 00:42:56,652 and invade this quiet little planet of yours? 687 00:42:56,685 --> 00:43:00,656 Sooner or later, the gem will be mine. 688 00:43:00,689 --> 00:43:06,195 Help me now, and I might consider sparing your life. 689 00:43:06,695 --> 00:43:08,430 I can't betray my sister like that. 690 00:43:08,464 --> 00:43:13,268 Do you think she would grant you the same courtesy? 691 00:43:13,302 --> 00:43:14,303 No. 692 00:43:14,336 --> 00:43:17,339 I see the way she treats you. 693 00:43:17,373 --> 00:43:20,576 These small torments are just the beginning. 694 00:43:20,609 --> 00:43:25,447 How long before she puts her life before yours? 695 00:43:25,481 --> 00:43:29,918 She would never do that. 696 00:43:29,952 --> 00:43:32,921 I think. 697 00:43:32,955 --> 00:43:36,358 You know this is the only way. 698 00:43:36,392 --> 00:43:41,397 Give me the gem so we can both be free of her madness. 699 00:43:42,598 --> 00:43:46,301 I'm sorry, but I don't think I can do it. 700 00:43:46,335 --> 00:43:48,370 It will lead to bad things if I help you. 701 00:43:48,404 --> 00:43:50,506 Fine! 702 00:43:52,374 --> 00:43:55,344 You are stronger than I thought. 703 00:43:55,377 --> 00:43:58,714 But also incredibly stupid. 704 00:43:58,747 --> 00:44:03,252 So... what happens now? 705 00:44:03,285 --> 00:44:06,688 We wait for this dream of yours to conclude. 706 00:44:12,094 --> 00:44:13,629 Okay. 707 00:44:20,269 --> 00:44:25,474 Alright, cats, what I'm about to teach you today is confidential. 708 00:44:25,507 --> 00:44:30,245 The government can not, under any circumstances, 709 00:44:30,279 --> 00:44:32,281 find out about this game. 710 00:44:32,314 --> 00:44:34,316 Got it? 711 00:44:34,349 --> 00:44:36,251 Okay, so there's two teams. 712 00:44:36,285 --> 00:44:38,287 Each team starts by throwing their balls as far away... 713 00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:40,422 So you got to run and get the other teams balls in... 714 00:44:40,456 --> 00:44:42,691 Chuck them at your opponents, the other player throws their 715 00:44:42,724 --> 00:44:45,060 - ball as high as they can... - And then spin around like this. 716 00:44:45,093 --> 00:44:46,528 Each Jumping Jack gives you a point. 717 00:44:46,562 --> 00:44:48,297 Then whoever gets hit has to take the ball. 718 00:44:48,330 --> 00:44:50,265 But only while the opposing player is doing... 719 00:44:50,299 --> 00:44:53,368 LUKE: But there is a special move called the switcheroo. 720 00:44:53,402 --> 00:44:56,472 Which happens when two balls collide in mid air. 721 00:44:56,505 --> 00:44:59,608 And when that happens, whoever punches their opponent first 722 00:44:59,641 --> 00:45:04,279 gets all of the other team's points plus one. 723 00:45:04,313 --> 00:45:08,016 Okay, the game ends when you reach 67 points. 724 00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:14,256 I have no idea what's going on. Do you? 725 00:45:14,289 --> 00:45:17,259 [SIREN WAILING] 726 00:45:22,631 --> 00:45:24,233 MIMI: Oh, no. 727 00:45:24,266 --> 00:45:26,301 Get away from the kids! 728 00:45:26,335 --> 00:45:27,503 Right now! 729 00:45:27,536 --> 00:45:29,371 What the hell is that thing? 730 00:45:29,404 --> 00:45:33,642 - Just remember your training. - There's no time. Shoot him! 731 00:45:39,348 --> 00:45:41,750 I should have let those hit you. 732 00:45:44,353 --> 00:45:47,389 MIMI: Hurry up, PG. We don't have all day. 733 00:45:50,359 --> 00:45:54,229 You are protectors of this realm? 734 00:45:54,263 --> 00:45:57,633 I was expecting something a bit more impressive. 735 00:45:57,666 --> 00:45:59,836 Who are you? 736 00:45:59,869 --> 00:46:02,271 Who am I? 737 00:46:02,304 --> 00:46:05,474 Let me show you, law dealer. 738 00:46:16,485 --> 00:46:18,821 [PG LAUGHS] 739 00:46:18,855 --> 00:46:21,723 Ahh. 740 00:46:21,757 --> 00:46:25,227 I am your master now. 741 00:46:25,260 --> 00:46:27,629 [GROANS] 742 00:46:29,765 --> 00:46:32,601 Tell your people darkness has fallen. 743 00:46:32,634 --> 00:46:35,337 Resist the eclipse of my power again 744 00:46:35,370 --> 00:46:36,839 and I will not show you the mercy 745 00:46:36,873 --> 00:46:39,608 I've shown your friend. 746 00:46:39,641 --> 00:46:42,277 Run. 747 00:46:45,848 --> 00:46:47,683 Vince, give me the key! 748 00:46:47,716 --> 00:46:50,419 [GROANS] 749 00:47:02,899 --> 00:47:07,436 Here, another contestant for your game of nonsense. 750 00:47:09,771 --> 00:47:13,475 PG, now I have to start all over again. 751 00:47:13,508 --> 00:47:15,377 Okay, so there's two teams. 752 00:47:15,410 --> 00:47:16,879 Each team starts by throwing their ball 753 00:47:16,913 --> 00:47:20,549 as far away from the other team as possible. 754 00:47:20,582 --> 00:47:22,284 Do you get it? 755 00:47:22,317 --> 00:47:24,486 [GROANS] 756 00:47:24,519 --> 00:47:26,688 See, he gets it. 757 00:47:26,722 --> 00:47:29,892 Glad one of you monster boys understands. 758 00:47:29,926 --> 00:47:31,693 That soulless husk is just telling you 759 00:47:31,727 --> 00:47:33,729 what you want to hear. 760 00:47:33,762 --> 00:47:36,632 Whatever, you're dumb, I get it. 761 00:47:36,665 --> 00:47:38,300 Let's play. 762 00:47:38,333 --> 00:47:39,802 [GROANS] 763 00:47:41,703 --> 00:47:44,573 Oh, I get Alistair's done for the day. 764 00:47:44,606 --> 00:47:46,441 Bye, Alistair. 765 00:47:46,475 --> 00:47:50,813 I'll be right back, you morons. Don't move. 766 00:47:50,847 --> 00:47:52,748 Are you okay, buddy? 767 00:47:52,782 --> 00:47:55,717 Yeah, it's just... 768 00:47:55,751 --> 00:47:57,452 What? 769 00:47:57,486 --> 00:48:01,490 Do you think I'll ever be normal again? 770 00:48:01,523 --> 00:48:05,327 Probably not. But who cares? 771 00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:07,663 I like you just the way you are. 772 00:48:09,331 --> 00:48:12,334 Oh, okay. 773 00:48:12,367 --> 00:48:16,672 Bye, Alistair! You beautiful blob. 774 00:48:19,675 --> 00:48:22,511 So the "F" word works in a lot of different ways. 775 00:48:22,544 --> 00:48:26,748 If you stub your toe, you can be like, "Ow, my frigging toe!" 776 00:48:26,783 --> 00:48:28,818 Or if you see something weird or crazy, 777 00:48:28,851 --> 00:48:30,820 you can be like, "What the frig?" 778 00:48:30,853 --> 00:48:33,755 But the best one is when you're telling someone off. 779 00:48:33,790 --> 00:48:37,726 You can be like... you tell it to them, Luke. 780 00:48:37,759 --> 00:48:40,328 Frig off. 781 00:48:40,362 --> 00:48:42,664 Frig off. 782 00:48:43,665 --> 00:48:45,600 Use that on someone you really hate. 783 00:48:45,634 --> 00:48:47,870 [GUNSHOT] 784 00:48:47,904 --> 00:48:50,672 [MOANS] 785 00:48:53,341 --> 00:48:57,412 What is this? Some kind of special card? 786 00:48:57,446 --> 00:48:58,680 What is this junk?! 787 00:48:58,714 --> 00:49:00,649 I told you guys to write me love letters 788 00:49:00,682 --> 00:49:02,919 telling me how amazing I was! 789 00:49:02,952 --> 00:49:06,321 What a waste of beautiful card. 790 00:49:06,354 --> 00:49:08,623 What is love? 791 00:49:08,657 --> 00:49:14,429 You know, have you ever felt all warm and fuzzy about somebody? 792 00:49:14,463 --> 00:49:16,465 Like when you rip out your enemy's spine 793 00:49:16,498 --> 00:49:18,633 and display it to their grieving family? 794 00:49:18,667 --> 00:49:22,404 No, not... no, not exactly. 795 00:49:22,437 --> 00:49:23,840 Love is... 796 00:49:23,873 --> 00:49:27,676 Love is a happy feeling towards somebody you care about. 797 00:49:27,709 --> 00:49:30,847 - [GROANS] - You feel complete. 798 00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:32,547 Even if you didn't think you were missing something 799 00:49:32,581 --> 00:49:34,382 in the first place. 800 00:49:34,416 --> 00:49:38,420 All I feel is anger and hate. I will never be whole. 801 00:49:38,453 --> 00:49:42,424 Don't worry about it, PG. Love is for losers anyway. 802 00:49:42,457 --> 00:49:46,495 Oh, yeah? I thought you were so in love with Alistair. 803 00:49:46,528 --> 00:49:47,864 That doesn't count. 804 00:49:47,897 --> 00:49:50,298 We're just friends that are going to get married 805 00:49:50,332 --> 00:49:52,501 and be together forever. 806 00:49:52,534 --> 00:49:53,903 And fight a lot, like mom and dad do. 807 00:49:53,936 --> 00:49:56,772 PG, I don't like the way Luke's making fun of me. 808 00:49:56,806 --> 00:49:59,474 Kill him, please. 809 00:49:59,508 --> 00:50:01,510 No, please! 810 00:50:01,543 --> 00:50:04,646 Stop! 811 00:50:04,679 --> 00:50:06,816 Just kidding! 812 00:50:08,750 --> 00:50:11,921 Your face. You're such a scaredy cat. 813 00:50:11,954 --> 00:50:14,824 And you're just... no! 814 00:50:14,857 --> 00:50:17,592 So close. 815 00:50:17,626 --> 00:50:18,795 That's it! 816 00:50:18,828 --> 00:50:21,763 Now you get to pull the wagon. 817 00:50:26,701 --> 00:50:27,804 [GROANS] 818 00:50:27,837 --> 00:50:30,305 [GUNSHOT] 819 00:50:34,776 --> 00:50:36,813 Faster, you dog. 820 00:50:55,798 --> 00:50:58,700 Hey, buddy. You're safe now. 821 00:51:01,703 --> 00:51:04,106 It was horrible. 822 00:51:04,140 --> 00:51:05,774 His eyes. 823 00:51:05,808 --> 00:51:08,845 It's like he was looking into my soul. 824 00:51:08,878 --> 00:51:10,847 And Vince. 825 00:51:11,580 --> 00:51:14,116 [SOBS] 826 00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:29,397 Excuse me, human. I'm searching for a nameless evil 827 00:51:29,431 --> 00:51:31,533 that was buried here long ago. 828 00:51:31,566 --> 00:51:34,669 He's awoken and has most likely slaughtered 829 00:51:34,703 --> 00:51:37,505 half your people already. 830 00:51:37,539 --> 00:51:39,175 Have you seen him? 831 00:51:39,208 --> 00:51:43,779 No offense, ma'am, but that description is a little vague. 832 00:51:43,813 --> 00:51:47,415 I've seen him! That think that killed Vince! 833 00:51:47,449 --> 00:51:48,784 Emmett O'Brien, didn't you listen to a thing 834 00:51:48,818 --> 00:51:51,519 that this poor man says? 835 00:51:51,553 --> 00:51:53,789 No. 836 00:51:53,823 --> 00:51:57,459 God, you're a dumb ass. 837 00:51:57,492 --> 00:52:01,864 I must find him. Give me everything. 838 00:52:07,702 --> 00:52:10,172 [SCREAMING] 839 00:52:16,979 --> 00:52:18,446 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 840 00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:20,950 Something's coming. 841 00:52:20,983 --> 00:52:23,551 MIMI: What? You got to dump? 842 00:52:39,601 --> 00:52:43,538 Welcome back to the land of the living, master. 843 00:52:43,571 --> 00:52:46,242 Spare me the theatrics, Dark Scream. 844 00:52:46,275 --> 00:52:47,676 What took you so long? 845 00:52:47,709 --> 00:52:49,678 We came as soon as we could, my lord. 846 00:52:49,711 --> 00:52:51,546 Let me be the first to say 847 00:52:51,579 --> 00:52:55,684 that we are all so very glad to see that you're alive. 848 00:52:55,717 --> 00:53:00,488 PG, are these silly little guys your friends? 849 00:53:00,522 --> 00:53:02,191 Why don't you introduce us? 850 00:53:02,224 --> 00:53:03,926 They don't look very friendly. 851 00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:09,832 Ah, yes, Paladins, this is Mimi and... 852 00:53:12,667 --> 00:53:13,970 her brother. 853 00:53:14,003 --> 00:53:16,272 It's Luke. 854 00:53:16,305 --> 00:53:19,141 You should know my name by now. 855 00:53:19,175 --> 00:53:22,878 They are the humans responsible for freeing me. 856 00:53:22,912 --> 00:53:25,881 That's right. You're welcome. 857 00:53:25,915 --> 00:53:28,951 Mimi has the Gem of Praxidice. 858 00:53:28,985 --> 00:53:32,687 Don't worry. She doesn't know how to use it. 859 00:53:32,721 --> 00:53:35,724 You may kill them now. 860 00:53:38,828 --> 00:53:41,629 [LAUGHTER] 861 00:53:45,167 --> 00:53:47,970 You fool. Why would we do that? 862 00:53:48,004 --> 00:53:50,306 Excuse me? 863 00:53:50,339 --> 00:53:53,275 We like things the way they are now. 864 00:53:57,780 --> 00:53:59,748 You must be joking? 865 00:53:59,782 --> 00:54:02,151 Far from it, master. 866 00:54:02,184 --> 00:54:04,286 We are quite content with running the fifth moon 867 00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:07,790 of Gigax ourselves, sharing the duties equally. 868 00:54:07,823 --> 00:54:09,892 We take turns as the appointed leader 869 00:54:09,925 --> 00:54:11,894 so everyone gets a fair chance. 870 00:54:11,927 --> 00:54:15,231 As you can see, it is currently my turn. 871 00:54:15,264 --> 00:54:19,567 Let me guess, you made a deal with those righteous idiots, 872 00:54:19,601 --> 00:54:20,903 the Templars. 873 00:54:20,936 --> 00:54:22,704 In exchange for your imprisonment, 874 00:54:22,737 --> 00:54:26,308 they agreed to spare us any further inconveniences. 875 00:54:26,342 --> 00:54:29,812 I put my trust in the worst the galaxy has to offer, 876 00:54:29,845 --> 00:54:32,815 and this is how you repay me? 877 00:54:32,848 --> 00:54:35,717 I should have known better. 878 00:54:35,750 --> 00:54:38,788 Except for you, Cassius 3000. 879 00:54:38,821 --> 00:54:40,688 I always knew I couldn't trust you. 880 00:54:40,722 --> 00:54:45,194 Huh, come on. We all knew this day was coming. 881 00:54:45,227 --> 00:54:49,231 So why don't you lay down and die like a good little boy? 882 00:54:49,265 --> 00:54:52,234 Yeah, like a good little boy, yeah. 883 00:54:52,268 --> 00:54:54,303 PG: You imbeciles. 884 00:54:54,336 --> 00:54:57,639 Pandora's crusade will not stop with me. 885 00:54:57,672 --> 00:55:01,377 Her gaze will fall upon your wretched hides soon enough. 886 00:55:01,410 --> 00:55:04,612 Your shared crown is nothing but a symbol 887 00:55:04,646 --> 00:55:07,383 of your own incompetence. 888 00:55:07,416 --> 00:55:08,918 Then we will trade this crown 889 00:55:08,951 --> 00:55:11,854 for one made from your shattered skull. 890 00:55:11,887 --> 00:55:13,355 Kill him! 891 00:55:13,389 --> 00:55:15,391 PG, you jerk! 892 00:55:15,424 --> 00:55:17,860 Stop right there! 893 00:55:17,893 --> 00:55:21,263 What? No! 894 00:55:21,297 --> 00:55:22,697 What are you doing?! 895 00:55:22,730 --> 00:55:25,901 You told them to kill me! 896 00:55:25,935 --> 00:55:28,804 They're going to kill you instead. 897 00:55:28,838 --> 00:55:31,273 See how you like it. 898 00:55:48,958 --> 00:55:51,293 [LAUGHING] 899 00:55:53,028 --> 00:55:55,264 [LAUGHING CONTINUES] 900 00:55:55,297 --> 00:55:57,199 Ahh. 901 00:55:57,233 --> 00:55:59,734 How long is this going to go on for? 902 00:55:59,767 --> 00:56:01,270 What do you mean? 903 00:56:01,303 --> 00:56:03,205 [GRUNTING] 904 00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:05,341 I mean, shouldn't he apologize or something? 905 00:56:05,374 --> 00:56:08,377 No, it's all right. Hey, PG! 906 00:56:08,410 --> 00:56:10,246 - What?! - Apologize. 907 00:56:10,279 --> 00:56:11,447 I'm sorry. 908 00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:13,249 Not good enough. 909 00:56:13,282 --> 00:56:15,184 Let's try this again, but this time, 910 00:56:15,217 --> 00:56:17,887 you got to really mean it. 911 00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:20,389 A ruler never apologizes. 912 00:56:20,422 --> 00:56:22,958 It's a betrayal of everything I stand for. 913 00:56:22,992 --> 00:56:25,760 I would die... Aah! 914 00:56:25,794 --> 00:56:27,729 Yes, scream for me. 915 00:56:27,762 --> 00:56:30,933 Fine, you don't want to give me a real apology, 916 00:56:30,966 --> 00:56:32,801 that's your problem. 917 00:56:32,835 --> 00:56:35,471 Come on, Luke. We go. 918 00:56:35,504 --> 00:56:38,274 Wait! 919 00:56:38,307 --> 00:56:39,842 Wait. 920 00:56:39,875 --> 00:56:43,345 Yeah, do you have something you'd like to say? 921 00:56:44,980 --> 00:56:48,384 I am truly sorry, little creature. 922 00:56:51,954 --> 00:56:54,823 Great. Apology accepted. 923 00:56:54,857 --> 00:56:57,159 Now, was that so hard? 924 00:56:57,193 --> 00:56:59,761 Go get them, dude. 925 00:57:22,051 --> 00:57:23,385 Yes! 926 00:57:24,787 --> 00:57:26,388 Ha-ha! 927 00:57:29,792 --> 00:57:31,260 [GROANING] 928 00:57:31,293 --> 00:57:33,262 [GUNSHOTS] 929 00:57:41,036 --> 00:57:44,440 [GUNSHOT] 930 00:57:44,473 --> 00:57:46,242 Oh, my... 931 00:57:51,580 --> 00:57:53,983 [GRUNTS] 932 00:58:07,329 --> 00:58:09,798 [LAUGHS] 933 00:58:13,002 --> 00:58:14,270 [GRUNTS] 934 00:58:14,303 --> 00:58:17,239 Taste of my magic, witch master. 935 00:58:18,207 --> 00:58:19,475 [SCREAMS] 936 00:58:19,508 --> 00:58:22,444 [PG LAUGHS] 937 00:58:25,281 --> 00:58:26,882 No way, lady. 938 00:58:26,915 --> 00:58:29,184 You chose this, now live with the consequences. 939 00:58:29,218 --> 00:58:30,286 [GRUNTS] 940 00:58:30,319 --> 00:58:32,187 [SCREAMS] 941 00:58:56,312 --> 00:58:59,315 Please spare me. 942 00:59:00,549 --> 00:59:02,484 [LAUGHS] 943 00:59:06,322 --> 00:59:08,524 [GROANS] 944 00:59:09,458 --> 00:59:12,294 PG: Look into the pool and see the horror that dwells 945 00:59:12,328 --> 00:59:14,596 inside true darkness. 946 00:59:16,532 --> 00:59:20,336 Do you see? That's where real darkness lies. 947 00:59:20,369 --> 00:59:22,871 Within ourselves. 948 00:59:22,905 --> 00:59:26,942 I... understand now. 949 00:59:26,975 --> 00:59:29,211 Good. 950 00:59:31,447 --> 00:59:33,515 [SCREAMS] 951 00:59:42,991 --> 00:59:46,962 Maybe in the afterlife you can be crowned the king of fools. 952 00:59:46,995 --> 00:59:48,397 Gloat all you want. 953 00:59:48,430 --> 00:59:50,432 Soon enough the Templars will find you. 954 00:59:50,466 --> 00:59:53,569 And throw you back in your dark prison forever. 955 00:59:53,602 --> 00:59:57,606 Despite being a gibbering idiot, you fought honorably. 956 00:59:57,639 --> 01:00:01,977 So I will give you a warriors death. 957 01:00:02,010 --> 01:00:03,445 No, please. 958 01:00:03,479 --> 01:00:05,914 [ROARS] 959 01:00:17,593 --> 01:00:20,362 [RETCHING] 960 01:00:25,467 --> 01:00:29,338 The horrors you've just witnessed cannot be unseen. 961 01:00:29,371 --> 01:00:31,440 Your young minds will carry this 962 01:00:31,473 --> 01:00:35,043 until it consumes you in a miserable death. 963 01:00:35,077 --> 01:00:37,946 Cool. 964 01:00:37,980 --> 01:00:39,948 Can we go home now? 965 01:00:39,982 --> 01:00:41,583 Yes. 966 01:00:41,617 --> 01:00:44,219 It's time to rest. 967 01:00:44,253 --> 01:00:46,255 [THUDS] 968 01:00:47,489 --> 01:00:50,692 PG, what's wrong? 969 01:00:50,726 --> 01:00:52,327 I'm dying. 970 01:00:52,361 --> 01:00:53,629 - What?! - What?! 971 01:00:53,662 --> 01:00:55,364 Of course. 972 01:00:55,397 --> 01:00:57,499 They must have saved my blood from the battle 973 01:00:57,533 --> 01:01:00,335 of the zone keepers and cursed their blades with it. 974 01:01:00,369 --> 01:01:01,703 [GROANS] 975 01:01:01,737 --> 01:01:04,006 Clever move, Dark Scream. [GROANS] 976 01:01:04,039 --> 01:01:06,408 LUKE: We can't move him ourselves. 977 01:01:06,442 --> 01:01:07,576 We need to call for help. 978 01:01:07,609 --> 01:01:09,344 Great idea, dingus! 979 01:01:09,378 --> 01:01:11,246 How are we going to do that?! 980 01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:13,715 Well, I don't know, cowboy cat, 981 01:01:13,749 --> 01:01:16,985 what is the difference between a saddle and a can of paint? 982 01:01:17,019 --> 01:01:21,323 - You're going to love this one. - What is this? What is that? 983 01:01:21,356 --> 01:01:24,393 Oh, yeah. I bought a new TV. 984 01:01:24,426 --> 01:01:26,428 In other news, I'm going to take a couple of weeks off work 985 01:01:26,462 --> 01:01:27,763 till my hand can heal completely. 986 01:01:27,797 --> 01:01:29,731 So you might want to pick up a few extra shifts 987 01:01:29,765 --> 01:01:31,500 at the pharmacy. 988 01:01:31,533 --> 01:01:34,236 You dumped me for this beauty. 989 01:01:34,269 --> 01:01:37,072 - No! - Hey. What the frig? 990 01:01:37,105 --> 01:01:39,341 Maybe you should pull up your pants, huh? 991 01:01:39,374 --> 01:01:41,743 Just hike them up, pack up your precious TV, 992 01:01:41,777 --> 01:01:43,645 get your lazy ass out of this house. 993 01:01:43,679 --> 01:01:46,215 Lazy? 994 01:01:46,248 --> 01:01:48,417 How dare you! 995 01:01:48,450 --> 01:01:50,352 You know how much I hate that word. 996 01:01:50,385 --> 01:01:52,721 My parents used it, my teachers used it. 997 01:01:52,754 --> 01:01:54,590 And now you? 998 01:01:54,623 --> 01:01:56,592 Shame on you, Susan. 999 01:01:56,625 --> 01:01:59,261 You're better than that. 1000 01:01:59,294 --> 01:02:01,363 You know what I hate, Greg? 1001 01:02:01,396 --> 01:02:04,766 I hate how you will find any excuse you can 1002 01:02:04,801 --> 01:02:07,369 not to go to work, help with the kids, 1003 01:02:07,402 --> 01:02:10,472 do anything whatsoever around the house. 1004 01:02:10,506 --> 01:02:13,609 Oh, I don't do a damn thing, huh? 1005 01:02:13,642 --> 01:02:16,345 Let's have it. What do you do, huh? 1006 01:02:22,451 --> 01:02:25,254 I'm waiting. 1007 01:02:25,287 --> 01:02:27,256 Oh, you think you're frigging better than me, huh? 1008 01:02:27,289 --> 01:02:29,291 You think you're frigging better than me, huh? 1009 01:02:29,324 --> 01:02:31,226 Well I have a BA in English. 1010 01:02:31,260 --> 01:02:32,561 What have you done with your life? 1011 01:02:32,594 --> 01:02:35,697 Huh? What have you done with your life? 1012 01:02:35,731 --> 01:02:37,766 I ask you. 1013 01:02:55,450 --> 01:02:58,387 [ROARS] 1014 01:02:59,354 --> 01:03:00,489 [SCREAMS] 1015 01:03:00,522 --> 01:03:01,757 Find me! 1016 01:03:01,791 --> 01:03:04,560 Find me or you all die! 1017 01:03:04,593 --> 01:03:07,563 Aaaah! 1018 01:03:11,266 --> 01:03:12,467 Aaaah! 1019 01:03:12,501 --> 01:03:15,737 [GREG GASPS] 1020 01:03:16,638 --> 01:03:18,640 What the frig?! 1021 01:03:21,343 --> 01:03:23,512 Where am I going? 1022 01:03:24,346 --> 01:03:26,448 [ROARING] 1023 01:03:26,481 --> 01:03:29,685 The ravine near highway 11 and Ryerson Avenue! 1024 01:03:29,718 --> 01:03:31,353 Aaah! 1025 01:03:31,386 --> 01:03:33,322 [GASPS] 1026 01:03:33,355 --> 01:03:35,257 Oh! Oh! 1027 01:03:35,290 --> 01:03:36,758 [SIGHS] 1028 01:03:39,829 --> 01:03:42,331 I don't know where that is. 1029 01:03:42,364 --> 01:03:43,732 Aaaah! 1030 01:03:43,765 --> 01:03:45,367 Go south of Prescott Road 1031 01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:47,804 until you reach the second set of lights! 1032 01:03:47,837 --> 01:03:50,439 Go! 1033 01:03:50,472 --> 01:03:51,740 - Come on! - Hurry! 1034 01:03:51,773 --> 01:03:55,410 Over here! Go faster! 1035 01:03:55,444 --> 01:03:56,745 Right here! 1036 01:03:56,778 --> 01:03:58,815 No, no, no. 1037 01:03:59,782 --> 01:04:01,249 Aaah! 1038 01:04:01,283 --> 01:04:03,352 [GROANS] 1039 01:04:04,519 --> 01:04:06,455 I'm sorry, PG. 1040 01:04:06,488 --> 01:04:09,291 You should be. This is all your doing. 1041 01:04:09,324 --> 01:04:12,594 Could you move over and make room for my wagon please? 1042 01:04:19,735 --> 01:04:22,304 Thanks, bud. 1043 01:04:24,807 --> 01:04:27,376 You think I'm lazy, PG? 1044 01:05:11,788 --> 01:05:14,289 Who's mom talking to? 1045 01:05:14,322 --> 01:05:17,459 Kids, kids get out of the truck and come inside. 1046 01:05:17,492 --> 01:05:19,327 Why? Who's the skirt? 1047 01:05:19,361 --> 01:05:20,729 She needs to talk to your friend, okay? 1048 01:05:20,762 --> 01:05:22,832 It isn't safe out here. 1049 01:05:22,865 --> 01:05:24,733 Come, children. 1050 01:05:24,766 --> 01:05:28,770 You don't want to be anywhere near that... thing. 1051 01:05:28,805 --> 01:05:30,772 Pandora. 1052 01:05:30,807 --> 01:05:34,776 I see you've come to cleanse the universe of me once again. 1053 01:05:34,811 --> 01:05:37,780 Immaculate timing as always. 1054 01:05:37,814 --> 01:05:40,682 Drop the disguise and show these humans the face 1055 01:05:40,716 --> 01:05:42,919 they will bow to once you enslave them 1056 01:05:42,952 --> 01:05:45,520 into endless servitude. 1057 01:05:45,554 --> 01:05:46,789 Endless servitude? 1058 01:05:46,823 --> 01:05:49,758 Sounds like being married to you, Susan. 1059 01:05:49,792 --> 01:05:51,828 Greg, shut up and get out of the truck. 1060 01:05:51,861 --> 01:05:53,628 Kids, come inside, okay? 1061 01:05:53,662 --> 01:05:55,764 Let these two figure their shit out. 1062 01:05:55,798 --> 01:05:58,467 Dad, don't. 1063 01:05:58,500 --> 01:06:00,469 Just do what she says, child. 1064 01:06:00,502 --> 01:06:01,570 I will not ask you again. 1065 01:06:01,603 --> 01:06:03,438 Uh, excuse me? 1066 01:06:03,472 --> 01:06:06,742 You don't talk to me like that. 1067 01:06:06,775 --> 01:06:09,377 Luke, here's my idea. 1068 01:06:09,411 --> 01:06:12,481 You go beat her up, and we'll drive away. 1069 01:06:12,514 --> 01:06:14,516 She doesn't look that tough. 1070 01:06:14,549 --> 01:06:17,552 PG: Do not let her weak human skin fool you. 1071 01:06:17,586 --> 01:06:20,589 She will strike you down immediately. 1072 01:06:20,622 --> 01:06:23,692 Good to know. Thanks, PG. Luke, beat her up. 1073 01:06:23,725 --> 01:06:25,527 LUKE: But PG just said... 1074 01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:28,764 Shut up, your wiener, and go fight her like a hero! 1075 01:06:28,798 --> 01:06:30,900 Do it now! 1076 01:06:34,103 --> 01:06:35,604 You know what, Mimi? 1077 01:06:35,637 --> 01:06:38,373 I can't. I just can't. 1078 01:06:38,406 --> 01:06:40,642 You go beat up that lady right now! 1079 01:06:40,675 --> 01:06:43,311 I'll bash her brains if you don't. 1080 01:06:43,345 --> 01:06:45,747 This has gone too far. I've had enough. 1081 01:06:45,782 --> 01:06:47,582 You can't push me around anymore. 1082 01:06:47,616 --> 01:06:50,752 Fine! Then you're out of the band! 1083 01:06:50,787 --> 01:06:53,388 Greg, for once in your lazy ass life, 1084 01:06:53,421 --> 01:06:55,390 you don't actually have to do anything, okay? 1085 01:06:55,423 --> 01:06:58,627 Just get out of the truck and come inside. 1086 01:07:13,475 --> 01:07:15,410 How's this for lazy, Susan? 1087 01:07:15,443 --> 01:07:16,778 [ENGINE STARTS] 1088 01:07:16,813 --> 01:07:18,446 Greg. 1089 01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:20,615 Hang on, kiddo. 1090 01:07:20,649 --> 01:07:24,653 Greg, don't even thing about it! 1091 01:07:24,686 --> 01:07:28,090 MIMI: Bye! 1092 01:07:32,962 --> 01:07:36,098 We must act fast before he's able to regenerate. 1093 01:07:36,132 --> 01:07:38,433 This beast will consume all the light in the universe 1094 01:07:38,466 --> 01:07:39,668 if we don't stop him. 1095 01:07:39,701 --> 01:07:42,537 SUSAN: Okay. So what do we do? 1096 01:07:42,571 --> 01:07:44,706 Follow me. 1097 01:07:47,442 --> 01:07:49,846 MIMI: Slowly, slowly. 1098 01:07:50,947 --> 01:07:54,482 Gonna wrap you up, okay, PG? 1099 01:07:54,917 --> 01:07:59,387 I feel my life slipping away. 1100 01:07:59,421 --> 01:08:01,656 Stay with me, PG. 1101 01:08:01,690 --> 01:08:03,425 I'm not going to let you go. 1102 01:08:03,458 --> 01:08:06,796 There's only one remedy for this curse. 1103 01:08:06,829 --> 01:08:09,764 You must give me the gem. 1104 01:08:09,799 --> 01:08:11,801 What? 1105 01:08:11,834 --> 01:08:15,503 No, no, you'll kill everybody. 1106 01:08:15,537 --> 01:08:17,772 PG: It's the only way. 1107 01:08:17,807 --> 01:08:20,109 The gem is linked to my life force. 1108 01:08:20,142 --> 01:08:25,380 Once it's in my possession, I will regain my strength. 1109 01:08:30,219 --> 01:08:31,653 Excuse me. 1110 01:08:31,686 --> 01:08:33,722 Mr. Goreman. 1111 01:08:35,825 --> 01:08:38,493 Can I get a moment alone with my daughter, please? 1112 01:08:41,130 --> 01:08:43,498 Thank you. 1113 01:08:55,811 --> 01:08:57,880 How you doing? 1114 01:08:57,914 --> 01:09:00,515 Dad, I'm sacred. 1115 01:09:00,548 --> 01:09:02,751 I don't know what to do. 1116 01:09:02,785 --> 01:09:05,754 First off, that's a lie. 1117 01:09:05,788 --> 01:09:07,455 I know for a fact you've never been scared 1118 01:09:07,489 --> 01:09:09,624 of anything in your life. 1119 01:09:09,658 --> 01:09:12,795 That's true. 1120 01:09:12,828 --> 01:09:19,168 Look, I know I'm not a good dad or a smart dad. 1121 01:09:19,201 --> 01:09:21,703 But I still have some dad wisdom for you. 1122 01:09:23,638 --> 01:09:27,843 When I was your age, a weird guy in a van outside my school asked 1123 01:09:27,877 --> 01:09:30,679 if I wanted to see his baseball cards. 1124 01:09:30,712 --> 01:09:32,547 I said yes without thinking. 1125 01:09:32,580 --> 01:09:34,683 And he took me in the back of his van 1126 01:09:34,716 --> 01:09:38,553 and showed me his giant collection 1127 01:09:38,586 --> 01:09:42,258 of pristine baseball cards. 1128 01:09:42,291 --> 01:09:44,559 I had a lot of fun. 1129 01:09:44,592 --> 01:09:47,830 And I'm thankful I put my trust in that creepy weirdo. 1130 01:09:49,298 --> 01:09:54,170 So I think you should trust your weird murdering monster friend. 1131 01:09:54,203 --> 01:09:56,571 It's the grown up thing to do. 1132 01:09:58,874 --> 01:10:01,978 Thanks, Dad. That makes a lot of sense. 1133 01:10:02,011 --> 01:10:03,879 GREG: No problem, kiddo. 1134 01:10:03,913 --> 01:10:06,215 I need a bit of a think. 1135 01:10:06,248 --> 01:10:08,784 I'll be in my office if you need me. 1136 01:10:15,590 --> 01:10:18,260 Your partner made a very poor choice taking the evil one 1137 01:10:18,294 --> 01:10:20,562 from us. 1138 01:10:32,674 --> 01:10:35,710 Oh, wow! 1139 01:10:35,744 --> 01:10:37,947 My mistake was letting him live. 1140 01:10:37,980 --> 01:10:41,616 It was selfish of me to want him to suffer forever. 1141 01:10:41,649 --> 01:10:44,820 I won't make that mistake again. 1142 01:10:44,854 --> 01:10:47,223 Drink it. 1143 01:10:47,256 --> 01:10:49,325 It's time for you to stand beside me 1144 01:10:49,358 --> 01:10:52,694 and right the wrongs of this universe. 1145 01:10:52,727 --> 01:10:54,596 I'll drink that. 1146 01:10:57,967 --> 01:10:59,335 [GASPS] 1147 01:10:59,368 --> 01:11:01,703 [GLASS THUDS] 1148 01:11:01,736 --> 01:11:03,571 Is it gross? 1149 01:11:03,605 --> 01:11:06,708 [GASPS] 1150 01:11:11,313 --> 01:11:13,215 The final battle has begun. 1151 01:11:13,249 --> 01:11:16,919 The fate of the universe rests in Pandora's hands. 1152 01:11:18,220 --> 01:11:19,721 And what if she fails? 1153 01:11:19,754 --> 01:11:21,689 Then there will be no stopping him. 1154 01:11:21,723 --> 01:11:23,926 She is our last hope. 1155 01:11:23,959 --> 01:11:28,297 Stop hogging these blugels. They're for everyone. 1156 01:11:28,330 --> 01:11:30,166 [SLURPING] 1157 01:11:32,001 --> 01:11:35,271 Pass those blugels. 1158 01:11:52,321 --> 01:11:54,390 Hi, God. 1159 01:11:54,423 --> 01:11:57,293 Now, I know I don't do all the goody two-shoes stuff 1160 01:11:57,326 --> 01:12:01,897 you say everybody should do, but I can't help it. 1161 01:12:01,931 --> 01:12:04,900 And I'll do whatever the heck I want, okay? 1162 01:12:06,435 --> 01:12:09,238 Anyways, I need your advice. 1163 01:12:09,271 --> 01:12:13,775 A huge battle between evil and worse evil is about to go down. 1164 01:12:13,809 --> 01:12:16,812 [SIGHS] And I have a very big decision to make. 1165 01:12:21,283 --> 01:12:23,419 What shades should I wear? 1166 01:12:23,452 --> 01:12:25,387 That's a trick question. 1167 01:12:25,421 --> 01:12:28,257 I know I'm going to wear the zebra ones. 1168 01:12:28,290 --> 01:12:32,795 In conclusion, why am I even talking to you? 1169 01:12:32,828 --> 01:12:37,299 There's a new God in town, and his name is Psycho Goreman. 1170 01:12:37,333 --> 01:12:40,169 And he's coming for you, buddy. 1171 01:12:43,038 --> 01:12:45,307 [CROSS CLATTERS] 1172 01:12:47,977 --> 01:12:51,280 So this TV won't stop bleeding. 1173 01:12:51,313 --> 01:12:53,782 Okay, here's the deal, man. 1174 01:12:53,816 --> 01:12:56,852 I'll give you the gem so you can kill that mean lady. 1175 01:12:56,886 --> 01:13:00,356 But you have to promise that you won't kill us, okay? 1176 01:13:00,389 --> 01:13:03,392 I will not kill you, little creature. 1177 01:13:03,425 --> 01:13:05,261 Or your family of idiots. 1178 01:13:05,294 --> 01:13:07,830 Do you mean it? 1179 01:13:07,863 --> 01:13:09,832 Yes. 1180 01:13:11,766 --> 01:13:13,735 Wait, what about telling him not to kill everybody else 1181 01:13:13,768 --> 01:13:15,471 on the planet? 1182 01:13:15,504 --> 01:13:18,941 Oh, yeah. Oops. 1183 01:13:18,974 --> 01:13:22,311 Oops is right. 1184 01:13:22,344 --> 01:13:23,879 Oh, crud. 1185 01:13:23,913 --> 01:13:27,349 What? Where's the gem? 1186 01:13:42,031 --> 01:13:44,833 Your time is up, evil one. 1187 01:13:44,867 --> 01:13:47,002 Oh, man! Get out of here, lady! 1188 01:13:47,036 --> 01:13:49,872 Step aside, Mimi! 1189 01:13:51,507 --> 01:13:54,510 Mom? 1190 01:13:54,543 --> 01:13:56,412 Susan? 1191 01:14:01,917 --> 01:14:03,519 - Hi. - Shut up, thief. 1192 01:14:03,552 --> 01:14:05,854 PANDORA: Just walk away, child. 1193 01:14:05,888 --> 01:14:09,959 It's time I rid the universe of this cursed thing. 1194 01:14:09,992 --> 01:14:11,527 Give me the gem, boy. 1195 01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:14,363 No, not until my family is safe. 1196 01:14:14,396 --> 01:14:15,931 That's the deal. 1197 01:14:15,965 --> 01:14:17,933 You don't get it. 1198 01:14:17,967 --> 01:14:19,435 Do you, lady? 1199 01:14:19,468 --> 01:14:22,538 Nobody tells me what to do. 1200 01:14:22,571 --> 01:14:26,774 Not you, not her, not him. 1201 01:14:26,809 --> 01:14:28,377 Yeah. 1202 01:14:28,410 --> 01:14:31,347 Not the president. Not anybody! 1203 01:14:31,380 --> 01:14:33,415 Mimi, this is serious! 1204 01:14:33,449 --> 01:14:34,984 Stop it right now! 1205 01:14:35,017 --> 01:14:37,253 Never, ever, ever! 1206 01:14:37,286 --> 01:14:39,221 That's some good parenting, honey. 1207 01:14:39,255 --> 01:14:41,357 I wish I could help. 1208 01:14:41,390 --> 01:14:44,860 I'm just too damn lazy. 1209 01:14:44,893 --> 01:14:47,296 You! 1210 01:14:47,329 --> 01:14:48,897 Whoa. 1211 01:14:48,931 --> 01:14:50,966 Susan. 1212 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,434 Think about what you're doing here. 1213 01:14:52,468 --> 01:14:53,469 Hey. 1214 01:14:53,502 --> 01:14:54,903 Aaaah! 1215 01:14:54,937 --> 01:14:56,472 Mimi, stop! 1216 01:14:56,505 --> 01:14:59,408 MIMI: Shut up, you fat traitor! 1217 01:15:05,614 --> 01:15:08,951 PG: Killing me won't bring back the thousands of warriors 1218 01:15:08,984 --> 01:15:11,387 I've massacred with my bare hands. 1219 01:15:11,420 --> 01:15:15,524 No, but ending you will light a new dawn for my people. 1220 01:15:15,557 --> 01:15:19,461 And I shall lead the galaxy toward a bright future, 1221 01:15:19,495 --> 01:15:23,465 built on a law and order of the Templars. 1222 01:15:24,266 --> 01:15:29,204 Go, Pandora! I believe in you. I've always believed in you. 1223 01:15:31,974 --> 01:15:36,045 Just couldn't stay away from the TV, could you, Greg? 1224 01:15:36,078 --> 01:15:38,914 Susan, I would still forgive you for this 1225 01:15:38,947 --> 01:15:41,383 if you stopped right now. 1226 01:15:42,584 --> 01:15:44,420 I'll go to therapy now if you want, 1227 01:15:44,453 --> 01:15:47,589 if you still want to do that. if that's what you still want. 1228 01:15:52,961 --> 01:15:54,963 [GRUNTING] 1229 01:15:55,331 --> 01:15:57,633 Come on, yes! 1230 01:15:57,666 --> 01:15:58,967 Die! 1231 01:15:59,001 --> 01:16:00,903 Please. Don't. 1232 01:16:00,936 --> 01:16:04,006 SUSAN: I've been doing a lot of thinking, Greg. 1233 01:16:04,907 --> 01:16:07,376 [CLATTERING] 1234 01:16:09,011 --> 01:16:13,515 I think you're the cause of all the headaches in my life. 1235 01:16:13,549 --> 01:16:14,616 [COUGHS] 1236 01:16:14,650 --> 01:16:18,520 And I think it's payback time! 1237 01:16:18,554 --> 01:16:22,024 Susan, you're choking me. 1238 01:16:22,057 --> 01:16:25,494 Give me the gem. Don't make me use this, bro. 1239 01:16:25,527 --> 01:16:28,197 LUKE: It's just like Dad said. 1240 01:16:28,230 --> 01:16:32,267 People are the real monsters. 1241 01:16:32,301 --> 01:16:34,937 And you're one of them. 1242 01:16:42,411 --> 01:16:44,446 PG: Is it not part of the Templar code 1243 01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:49,651 to allow a defeated foe one last chance for battle, if requested? 1244 01:16:49,685 --> 01:16:52,988 The Templar code says lots of things. 1245 01:16:53,021 --> 01:16:56,959 You are weak, and we have the gem. 1246 01:16:56,992 --> 01:17:00,062 There is no way you could defeat me in battle. 1247 01:17:00,095 --> 01:17:03,665 I do not request hand-to-hand combat. 1248 01:17:03,699 --> 01:17:07,336 If you are truly the warrior you claim to be, 1249 01:17:07,369 --> 01:17:10,339 you will honor this request. 1250 01:17:18,247 --> 01:17:20,416 PANDORA: Name your contest. 1251 01:17:20,449 --> 01:17:24,420 I will defeat you no matter the circumstance. 1252 01:17:31,393 --> 01:17:33,562 Mimi! 1253 01:17:33,595 --> 01:17:35,931 Huh? 1254 01:17:38,634 --> 01:17:41,003 You will decide the contest. 1255 01:17:44,740 --> 01:17:48,610 Okay, you three will be Team Suck. 1256 01:17:48,644 --> 01:17:51,346 You two plus me will be Team Hero. 1257 01:17:51,380 --> 01:17:54,349 If Team Hero wins, we get the gem. 1258 01:17:54,383 --> 01:17:58,687 And if Team Suck wins, you can have PG. 1259 01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:00,355 Got it? 1260 01:18:00,389 --> 01:18:03,225 Could you explain the switcheroo part again? 1261 01:18:03,258 --> 01:18:05,994 Nope. Should have paid attention. 1262 01:18:06,028 --> 01:18:08,597 Okay, chumps, let's do this. 1263 01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:13,937 Ready... 1264 01:18:16,405 --> 01:18:18,440 Set... 1265 01:18:18,474 --> 01:18:21,477 Still love you, Susan. 1266 01:18:21,510 --> 01:18:24,513 - Crazy Ball! - Crazy Ball! 1267 01:18:37,493 --> 01:18:39,495 Ow! 1268 01:18:45,267 --> 01:18:46,435 [SIGHS] 1269 01:18:46,468 --> 01:18:49,671 I don't understand sports. 1270 01:18:49,705 --> 01:18:51,607 No. 1271 01:18:55,377 --> 01:18:57,346 Quick! 1272 01:18:57,379 --> 01:18:58,680 Do Jumping Jacks! 1273 01:18:58,714 --> 01:19:00,616 Crazy Ball. Crazy Ball. 1274 01:19:00,649 --> 01:19:01,750 What are Jumping Jacks again? 1275 01:19:01,784 --> 01:19:03,820 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1276 01:19:03,853 --> 01:19:06,655 Where are your gods tonight now, Pandora? 1277 01:19:09,458 --> 01:19:11,760 Aah! 1278 01:19:14,663 --> 01:19:16,632 Yeah! 1279 01:19:22,104 --> 01:19:25,340 I win butt bonus. [LAUGHS] 1280 01:19:28,377 --> 01:19:30,312 66 points. 1281 01:19:30,345 --> 01:19:32,581 One more point and Team Suck wins. 1282 01:19:32,614 --> 01:19:34,349 Dream on, back stabber. 1283 01:19:34,383 --> 01:19:37,787 This is for the time you made me eat my own sand castle. 1284 01:19:37,820 --> 01:19:39,621 I was helping you! 1285 01:19:39,655 --> 01:19:44,293 Now that beautiful sand castle will be with you forever! 1286 01:19:44,326 --> 01:19:48,430 I was so sick I had to miss a week of school. 1287 01:19:48,463 --> 01:19:50,699 You're welcome! 1288 01:19:56,705 --> 01:19:59,441 The switcheroo. 1289 01:20:00,877 --> 01:20:03,712 If they get the switcheroo, they'll win! 1290 01:20:03,745 --> 01:20:07,249 Oh, this game is complete nonsense. 1291 01:20:10,586 --> 01:20:14,289 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. 1292 01:20:14,323 --> 01:20:18,393 Dumb dumb chuck, here we go! 1293 01:20:26,936 --> 01:20:29,271 Yes! 1294 01:20:29,304 --> 01:20:31,406 I win again. 1295 01:20:31,440 --> 01:20:33,241 We win! 1296 01:20:35,644 --> 01:20:38,347 Aaah! 1297 01:20:38,380 --> 01:20:41,516 How does failure taste, Pandora? 1298 01:20:43,485 --> 01:20:45,454 Now give me the gem. 1299 01:20:45,487 --> 01:20:47,756 I will humor this no longer. 1300 01:20:49,558 --> 01:20:51,627 [GROANS] 1301 01:20:51,660 --> 01:20:53,595 No way! 1302 01:20:56,431 --> 01:20:57,800 What are you doing?! 1303 01:20:57,834 --> 01:20:59,768 The beast must die! 1304 01:20:59,802 --> 01:21:01,536 Mimi, get out! 1305 01:21:01,570 --> 01:21:02,805 No! 1306 01:21:02,839 --> 01:21:04,773 I'll protect you, PG. 1307 01:21:04,807 --> 01:21:07,376 Aaah! 1308 01:21:07,409 --> 01:21:09,846 Luke, give me the gem! 1309 01:21:09,879 --> 01:21:13,482 Please throw it to me, you dork! 1310 01:21:13,515 --> 01:21:15,717 [GROANS] 1311 01:21:17,686 --> 01:21:20,489 I don't know. 1312 01:21:20,522 --> 01:21:24,493 You're always so mean to me, and I just wish that you would 1313 01:21:24,526 --> 01:21:27,663 say you were sorry for once. 1314 01:21:28,865 --> 01:21:30,766 And I'm always there for you when you need me, 1315 01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:33,402 but I thought we were a team. 1316 01:21:33,435 --> 01:21:36,271 And you're always beating me up and calling me names. 1317 01:21:36,304 --> 01:21:39,842 ? I'm the heckin' best ? 1318 01:21:39,876 --> 01:21:44,379 ? Yeah, yeah, yeah ? 1319 01:21:44,413 --> 01:21:47,683 ? Frig all the rest ? 1320 01:21:47,716 --> 01:21:50,820 ? Yeah, yeah, yeah ? 1321 01:21:52,454 --> 01:21:55,892 ? I'm the hecking best ? 1322 01:21:55,925 --> 01:22:00,295 ? Yeah, yeah, yeah ? 1323 01:22:00,328 --> 01:22:01,798 What is this? 1324 01:22:01,831 --> 01:22:03,833 Is this love? 1325 01:22:03,866 --> 01:22:05,835 Yes, silly. 1326 01:22:05,868 --> 01:22:09,337 Sing along. 1327 01:22:09,371 --> 01:22:13,308 ? Frig off ? 1328 01:22:13,341 --> 01:22:16,778 ? Frig you ? 1329 01:22:16,813 --> 01:22:19,448 ? You're not my boss ? 1330 01:22:19,481 --> 01:22:23,351 ? You don't tell me what to do ? 1331 01:22:25,654 --> 01:22:29,391 ? Frig off ? 1332 01:22:29,424 --> 01:22:31,693 ? Frig you ? 1333 01:22:33,695 --> 01:22:35,832 ? You're not my boss ? 1334 01:22:35,865 --> 01:22:40,268 ? You don't tell me what do ? 1335 01:22:44,506 --> 01:22:46,575 Frig yourself. 1336 01:22:51,881 --> 01:22:56,318 You are not worthy of the gifts I have bestowed upon you. 1337 01:23:01,556 --> 01:23:03,325 Susan? 1338 01:23:05,494 --> 01:23:08,663 Greg. 1339 01:23:08,697 --> 01:23:10,365 Hey. 1340 01:23:10,398 --> 01:23:14,402 Yeah, you need to take me to the hospital, okay? 1341 01:23:14,436 --> 01:23:18,473 I can't feel my hand. I think it might be broken. 1342 01:23:18,507 --> 01:23:19,909 Luke, can you drive? 1343 01:23:19,942 --> 01:23:25,514 - No. - The judgment is... 1344 01:23:25,547 --> 01:23:27,682 death. 1345 01:23:27,716 --> 01:23:31,386 [GRUNTS] 1346 01:23:31,419 --> 01:23:34,824 You're toast now, you big metal moron. 1347 01:23:45,433 --> 01:23:47,435 Even with your powers restored, 1348 01:23:47,469 --> 01:23:50,605 how can you expect to defeat my holy blade? 1349 01:23:50,639 --> 01:23:53,708 You are defenseless against me. 1350 01:23:53,742 --> 01:23:56,545 Then I'll make my own. 1351 01:23:59,849 --> 01:24:02,317 [GASPS] 1352 01:24:03,685 --> 01:24:05,620 [GASPS] 1353 01:24:38,988 --> 01:24:42,859 You'll not stand between me and my holy destiny. 1354 01:24:44,827 --> 01:24:46,829 Frig off. 1355 01:25:06,715 --> 01:25:08,818 I'm not going to say it. 1356 01:25:08,851 --> 01:25:10,786 But I have something to tell you. 1357 01:25:47,890 --> 01:25:51,493 Not my hunky boys! 1358 01:25:51,526 --> 01:25:53,930 Aaaah! 1359 01:26:03,738 --> 01:26:06,242 You have no idea what you've done. 1360 01:26:06,275 --> 01:26:09,145 The universe as you know it is finished. 1361 01:26:09,178 --> 01:26:10,545 [GROANS] 1362 01:26:10,578 --> 01:26:13,215 Thank you. 1363 01:26:13,249 --> 01:26:14,683 I'm proud of you guys. 1364 01:26:14,716 --> 01:26:17,552 PANDORA: Finish me, nameless one. 1365 01:26:17,585 --> 01:26:20,555 Get this over with so that I can be at peace. 1366 01:26:20,588 --> 01:26:22,925 There will never be peace for you. 1367 01:26:22,959 --> 01:26:24,794 I've been to the after world, 1368 01:26:24,827 --> 01:26:29,597 and it's a place where fools like you suffer the worst. 1369 01:26:29,631 --> 01:26:32,168 And my name is... 1370 01:26:32,201 --> 01:26:34,870 Psycho Goreman. 1371 01:26:37,706 --> 01:26:39,842 That's a beautiful name. 1372 01:26:39,875 --> 01:26:41,676 You fought with honor. 1373 01:26:41,710 --> 01:26:44,713 It's only fitting I give you a warriors death. 1374 01:26:44,746 --> 01:26:46,949 No, not that! 1375 01:26:46,983 --> 01:26:49,185 No! 1376 01:26:49,218 --> 01:26:50,853 - Let's go. - Oh, no. 1377 01:26:50,886 --> 01:26:52,221 What is he doing? 1378 01:26:52,254 --> 01:26:54,123 Oh, you don't want to see this. 1379 01:26:54,156 --> 01:26:56,926 [GROWLING, SCREAMING] 1380 01:27:03,299 --> 01:27:07,535 You know, I remember when this used to be a shoe factory. 1381 01:27:17,880 --> 01:27:21,283 Delicious. 1382 01:27:21,317 --> 01:27:23,551 Well, what now? 1383 01:27:23,585 --> 01:27:26,322 Now I will do what I was meant to do... 1384 01:27:26,355 --> 01:27:28,157 destroy everything. 1385 01:27:28,190 --> 01:27:31,293 The age of chaos begins anew. 1386 01:27:31,327 --> 01:27:35,898 Yes, and? 1387 01:27:35,931 --> 01:27:39,135 And I will spare your lives. 1388 01:27:46,909 --> 01:27:49,577 Take it. 1389 01:27:49,611 --> 01:27:50,913 Really? 1390 01:27:50,946 --> 01:27:54,817 I don't need it anymore, little one. 1391 01:27:54,850 --> 01:27:58,686 For the first time in centuries I feel whole. 1392 01:27:58,720 --> 01:28:01,589 Thanks to your family, I now know that true power 1393 01:28:01,623 --> 01:28:04,193 comes from within. 1394 01:28:04,226 --> 01:28:06,862 The power of love. 1395 01:28:06,896 --> 01:28:08,630 What? 1396 01:28:08,663 --> 01:28:10,299 Goodbye, Mimi. 1397 01:28:10,332 --> 01:28:14,837 Goodbye, Greg and Susan and... 1398 01:28:14,870 --> 01:28:17,373 boy. 1399 01:28:17,406 --> 01:28:20,675 It's time for me to take this new found power 1400 01:28:20,708 --> 01:28:24,146 and use it to destroy the galaxy. 1401 01:28:28,417 --> 01:28:30,886 PG, wait! 1402 01:29:07,957 --> 01:29:12,394 Well, we learned a lot today. 1403 01:29:12,428 --> 01:29:14,762 About what? 1404 01:29:16,298 --> 01:29:19,201 Okay, okay, let's go to the hospital. 1405 01:29:19,235 --> 01:29:24,206 Okay, Greg, come on. Come. This way. 1406 01:29:24,240 --> 01:29:26,175 Whoa, okay. 1407 01:29:26,208 --> 01:29:29,345 [ENGINE STARTS] 1408 01:29:45,027 --> 01:29:47,863 Chaos has erupted in downtown Spangler Springs 1409 01:29:47,897 --> 01:29:50,266 as police are powerless to stop the rampage 1410 01:29:50,299 --> 01:29:53,903 of what can only be described as a giant naked purple man. 1411 01:29:53,936 --> 01:29:56,906 Alistair, come on it's time for dinner. 1412 01:30:48,824 --> 01:30:52,995 ? Two heads, one heart ? 1413 01:30:53,028 --> 01:30:57,266 ? Every reason to bite ? 1414 01:30:57,299 --> 01:31:01,804 ? He fights for justice, redemption, and love ? 1415 01:31:01,837 --> 01:31:06,508 ? He will stop till he bathes in their blood ? 1416 01:31:32,468 --> 01:31:35,204 [SIGHS] 1417 01:31:35,237 --> 01:31:38,874 He doesn't know how to find us, does he? 1418 01:31:38,907 --> 01:31:40,943 [SIGHS] 1419 01:31:40,976 --> 01:31:45,914 Right. Well, luckily, Cortex has a plan B. 1420 01:31:47,516 --> 01:31:50,919 There's always a way out. 1421 01:31:50,953 --> 01:31:55,324 So who wants to kill themselves first? 1422 01:32:01,807 --> 01:32:05,276 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 1423 01:32:05,334 --> 01:32:07,436 ? A nameless evil once buried forever ? 1424 01:32:07,469 --> 01:32:09,905 ? Now he's awake, and he's ready for terror ? 1425 01:32:09,938 --> 01:32:11,874 ? But hold up, wait, there's a catch ? 1426 01:32:11,907 --> 01:32:14,343 ? This kid Mimi has a plan to hatch ? 1427 01:32:14,376 --> 01:32:16,445 ? With the magic, she has the power ? 1428 01:32:16,478 --> 01:32:18,881 ? The monster's her friend, it's her finest hour ? 1429 01:32:18,914 --> 01:32:20,949 ? They'll go adventures, cause all kinds of trouble ? 1430 01:32:20,983 --> 01:32:23,419 ? Blow up the world and dance on the rubble ? 1431 01:32:23,452 --> 01:32:25,521 ? First he needs a name ? 1432 01:32:25,554 --> 01:32:27,890 ? Something cool, it can't be lame ? 1433 01:32:27,923 --> 01:32:30,025 ? That's when it struck her so cool and so mean ? 1434 01:32:30,059 --> 01:32:32,928 ? The monster will be named PG ? 1435 01:32:32,961 --> 01:32:35,464 ? Psycho Goreman, psycho ? 1436 01:32:35,497 --> 01:32:36,899 ? PG for short ? 1437 01:32:36,932 --> 01:32:40,369 ? Psycho Goreman, psycho ? 1438 01:32:40,402 --> 01:32:41,570 ? PG for short ? 1439 01:32:41,603 --> 01:32:44,640 ? Psycho Goreman, psycho ? 1440 01:32:44,673 --> 01:32:46,208 ? PG for short ? 1441 01:32:46,241 --> 01:32:48,977 ? Psycho Goreman, psycho ? 1442 01:32:49,011 --> 01:32:50,346 ? PG for short ? 1443 01:32:50,379 --> 01:32:51,580 ? A council of aliens ? 1444 01:32:51,613 --> 01:32:53,315 ? It's evil and scary ? 1445 01:32:53,349 --> 01:32:55,351 ? Saw PG awaken from where he was buried ? 1446 01:32:55,384 --> 01:32:57,519 ? He has to be stopped, and who better to do it ? 1447 01:32:57,553 --> 01:32:59,455 ? Templar Pandora, yeah, it's time to move ? 1448 01:32:59,488 --> 01:33:01,423 ? But they weren't the only team ? 1449 01:33:01,457 --> 01:33:04,293 ? Who noticed that PG was free ? 1450 01:33:04,326 --> 01:33:06,028 ? His old pals like the Monster Mash ? 1451 01:33:06,061 --> 01:33:08,497 ? Showed up to betray him and take out the trash ? 1452 01:33:08,530 --> 01:33:10,666 ? But Mr. Goreman, he ain't fool ? 1453 01:33:10,699 --> 01:33:12,668 ? He killed them all, yeah, he took them to school ? 1454 01:33:12,701 --> 01:33:15,204 ? And they'll never forget his name ? 1455 01:33:15,237 --> 01:33:17,306 ? It's the last thing that they'll say ? 1456 01:33:17,339 --> 01:33:18,440 ? PG ? 1457 01:33:18,474 --> 01:33:21,009 ? Psycho Goreman, psycho ? 1458 01:33:21,043 --> 01:33:22,378 ? PG for short ? 1459 01:33:22,411 --> 01:33:25,447 ? Psycho Goreman, psycho ? 1460 01:33:25,481 --> 01:33:26,915 ? PG for short ? 1461 01:33:26,949 --> 01:33:30,285 ? Psycho Goreman, psycho ? 1462 01:33:30,319 --> 01:33:31,420 ? PG for short ? 1463 01:33:31,453 --> 01:33:34,323 ? Psycho Goreman, psycho ? 1464 01:33:34,356 --> 01:33:35,924 ? PG for short ? 1465 01:33:35,958 --> 01:33:37,926 ? Meanwhile at home, Mimi's dad is a mess ? 1466 01:33:37,960 --> 01:33:40,329 ? He can't keep a job or cook a chicken breast ? 1467 01:33:40,362 --> 01:33:42,464 ? When PG comes home at his darkest hour ? 1468 01:33:42,498 --> 01:33:44,700 ? Mimi's dad shows that he's not a coward ? 1469 01:33:44,733 --> 01:33:48,670 ? Final battle is at hand, but PG can barely stand ? 1470 01:33:48,704 --> 01:33:51,573 ? So he chooses a contest to settle it all ? 1471 01:33:51,607 --> 01:33:53,575 ? His fate is decided by Crazy Ball ? 1472 01:33:53,609 --> 01:33:56,044 ? When the galaxy runs in fear ? 1473 01:33:56,078 --> 01:33:58,447 ? That's when Mimi and her brother appear ? 1474 01:33:58,480 --> 01:34:00,582 ? At the end of the day, it's not about killing ? 1475 01:34:00,616 --> 01:34:02,618 ? It's all about family, and I've got a feeling ? 1476 01:34:02,651 --> 01:34:04,720 ? That everything will be okay ? 1477 01:34:04,753 --> 01:34:07,322 ? Not sure why I feel that way ? 1478 01:34:07,356 --> 01:34:11,493 ? The galaxy is in flames, and a murdering monster's to blame ? 1479 01:34:11,527 --> 01:34:12,728 ? PG ? 1480 01:34:12,761 --> 01:34:15,364 ? Psycho Goreman, psycho ? 1481 01:34:15,397 --> 01:34:16,598 ? PG for short ? 1482 01:34:16,632 --> 01:34:19,601 ? Psycho Goreman, psycho ? 1483 01:34:19,635 --> 01:34:21,303 ? PG for short ? 1484 01:34:21,336 --> 01:34:24,339 ? Psycho Goreman, psycho ? 1485 01:34:24,373 --> 01:34:25,674 ? PG for short ? 1486 01:34:25,707 --> 01:34:28,744 ? Psycho Goreman, psycho ? 1487 01:34:28,777 --> 01:34:31,213 ? PG for short ? 1488 01:34:33,515 --> 01:34:35,317 ? PG for short ? 1489 01:34:36,285 --> 01:34:37,653 ? Stay in school, kids ? 1490 01:34:37,686 --> 01:34:39,755 ? PG for short ? 1491 01:34:39,789 --> 01:34:42,424 ? Don't do drugs ? 1492 01:34:42,458 --> 01:34:44,493 ? PG for short ? 1493 01:34:46,762 --> 01:34:49,264 ? PG for short ? 103263