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[ Epic music ]
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[ Crashing waves ]
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[ Jazz music ]
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[ Splashing ]
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Chris?
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Chris!
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[ Jazz music ]
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[ Ring tone ]
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Hello?
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Nora?
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Hello?
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Nora, hello.
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Mm, it's Sonia.
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I think Chris is going
to propose to me.
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Son hello?
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Hello.
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Mm, ah Son I can't
really hear you,
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call me back when you
have better reception.
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I never wanted to get married.
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I mean I had nothing
against it, per say.
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It's just, it was never
a fantasy of mine,
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and no my parents
aren't divorced
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and I'm not emotionally damaged.
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I grew up in a crowded
apartment in Brooklyn.
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[ Smashing ]
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That's mom,
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grandma,
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dad,
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and me.
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I always had the nagging
sense that life was short
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and I really wanted
to be somebody.
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Preferably someone who
died tragically young,
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leaving behind a trail
of grieving fans,
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and lovers.
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[ Tings ]
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I just can't believe it.
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Sonia this is a good thing.
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I know, I know it's just I don't
think I'm ready for this.
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I'm not wife material.
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Look Sonia if you're really
not ready just go in there
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and talk to him.
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No, no, no, he's got a
whole thing in there,
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it's beautiful.
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Um you know what?
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I know what I'll do.
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I, I, I'm gonna say
yes now and then
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I'm just gonna tell him
that I'm not ready later,
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that's what I'll do.
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Chris.
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I'm so sorry, I just saw the um,
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and I, umm, I, I panicked.
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Panicked?
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Not panicked, but I freaked out.
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Bangs ]
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
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It's fine, just uh...
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[ gentle music ]
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Ow, ow.
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[ Ringing ]
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CHRIS: Hey this is Chris.
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Leave a message.
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Hi Chris, it's me.
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I'm so sorry,
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will you please call
me when you can.
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I love you, okay.
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[ Buzzing ]
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[ Knocking ]
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Hello?
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Hi.
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Oh.
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You know, it's so beautiful,
I'm such a moron.
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Did you run here? Mhm.
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Hi. ALL: Hi.
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Oh, poppy's are expensive.
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He knew I liked them
from your wedding.
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Nora!
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What, I'm pregnant!
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And a bride!
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SONIA: These are
my best friends.
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We all went to high
school together.
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When we were younger
romance seemed simple.
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All you had to do was
become a gorgeous,
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independent, prostitute, and the
rest would fall into place.
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In college it turned
out it wasn't PC
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to want to be a prostitute.
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Even one with as much self
respect as Julia Roberts.
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So we reshaped our priorities.
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Like the lady's of
Sex in The City,
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we to were going
to make the most
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of our twenties and thirties.
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But it turned out
to be pretty hard,
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juggling our budding
careers and a social life,
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and soon we all had boyfriends.
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And then suddenly Lee
married a guy who's
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fortieth birthday
she'd organized
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for her party planning firm.
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He designed it.
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SONIA: Anna married a guy
from her yoga studio.
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Nora's fiancé Mark was
a friend of Chris's
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and we'd introduced them
only six months earlier.
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I thought we were gonna wait
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until we were at least
thirty to get married.
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We are thirty.
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[ Ring tone ]
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He'll call.
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He'll definitely call.
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Hello? Is that Mark?
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Did he talk to Chris?
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Did you talk to Chris? Ya.
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And? And he's fucked up.
This is fucked up.
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You tell her about the candles?
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Wha? Oh ya,
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he says to tell her to
put out the candles.
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Okay, I love you so much.
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Okay, I love you to.
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K, bye.
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What'd he say?
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He told Mark to remind you
to put out the candles.
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Aww.
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That's it?
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He said he sounded
pretty broken up.
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God I want to be
put into a coma.
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[ Depressed music ]
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Thank you. ♪ It had to be you
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♪ I wandered around
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No.
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No, come on.
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No, no.
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No, no, no, I don't, I
can't, I don't do that.
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Come on, come on.
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Oh, it's cool I didn't
like those anyways.
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Sorry.
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It's alright.
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Back, side two,
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forward three,
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side four. One.
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How do you know how to do this?
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Mark and I started a
ballroom dancing club
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in college to meet girls.
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You did?
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[ Laughing ] ya.
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What and?
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One girl signed up.
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And about seven other dudes.
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[ Iaughs ]
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So we mostly just
danced with each other.
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Oh my god.
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I can't believe you had to start
a dance club to meet girls.
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I mean Mark, ya.
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But you?
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Alright.
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[ Clanking ]
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Hi.
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I just sort of like, wasn't
expecting it?, you know?
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When we talked about
it before I told you
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that I wasn't really ready yet.
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That was a year ago.
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What?
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But we hadn't really talked
about it since then, you know?
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I guess I just wanted
to surprise you.
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I thought you said it
was stupid when people
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talked all about it and went
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and picked out the
ring together,
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and just acted like it
was a big surprise.
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Ha, ya, what were they thinking.
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[ Flushing ]
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Sorry.
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Sorry, they came over afterward.
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So that wasn't a no yesterday?
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No.
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Well then what?
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Do you just, need some
time to think about it?
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Ya, that'd be great,
is, is that okay?
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Sure.
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Chocolate gives
me gas so sue me.
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I gotta go to, I'm
gonna be late.
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K, I'll see you later.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm such an asshole.
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It's okay.
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Probably just gonna die a
few years younger now,
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that's all.
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I've been proposed to.
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I've been proposed to.
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I've been.
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I've been proposed to?
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And just like that, every doubt
I've ever had about marriage
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floated up in my brain,
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like when people
fish with dynamite.
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I worried Chris and I
weren't compatible enough.
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Weren't they amazing?
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The way they like seized
their fate and they just,
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really did their thing.
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They died.
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Well ya, but that's the
price of really living.
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But wouldn't you rather,
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you know, live?
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SONIA: Two.
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I worried, well
frankly recently I
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worried we didn't
have enough sex.
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Or the right kind of sex.
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I think that's a two sheeter.
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SONIA: And three.
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I always though that by
the time I got married,
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I would be different.
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Better, more like a real
woman, more accomplished,
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cleaner, bolder, more like her.
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Who was I kidding, I
mean just look at her.
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She's probably
wearing a lady bra,
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not a sports bra that gives
her one flat uni boob.
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She probably had her light
gluten free breakfast.
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She's obviously
traveled all over.
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Had loads of lovers.
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Hi.
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This is where I work.
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We write music for commercials.
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You know, like na-bis-co
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but also background music you
don't necessarily notice.
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I try and compose as much
as I can but my actual job
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is assisting the
other composers.
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[ Knocking ]
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Morning.
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I just need...
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That's my boss Zack.
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This, this is Christmas el.
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Already?
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Oh, and I put you on
the baby wash job.
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This is your bio and.
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This is so great,
thank you so much.
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You are such a genius at this.
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Yeah you are.
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No seriously, this is
like the most amazing
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composing website
I've ever seen.
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Well it helped that you
knew what you wanted.
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Oh no, was I a Hitler client?
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No, no, not Hitler.
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Maybe Mussolini.
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Well let me get you your check.
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Hey, would you maybe
want to get a drink?
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Oh, I would love to but I'm
in this complicated thing.
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Understood. Sorry.
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No, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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I'm sorry, that was
inappropriate.
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I guess.
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A little.
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Thanks.
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And good luck on everything.
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Seriously, you're gonna be huge.
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Thank you.
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He's from Wisconsin.
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Or Wyoming, somewhere
in the mid west.
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He really makes me laugh
and I don't know.
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He's a really nice guy.
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He taught his grandma
how to skype.
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So why did you say no?
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You said no?
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Ladies.
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And slide forward into
upper facing dog.
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I told him I was involved
in a complicated situation.
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There's nothing
complicated about it,
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Zack just uses you
when he's lonely.
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SONIA: Okay, so
remember my boss Zack?
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He wasn't always just my boss.
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In my defense, Zack was a
really musician. lented.
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Plus he traveled
all over and had
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these amazing stories,
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like the time he saved
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a little Indian boy
from a snake bite,
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and was given this
sitar in gratitude.
272
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:07,527
[ Knocking ]
273
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:08,961
[Voiceover] Zack, Zachery?
274
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:10,496
I though you said
that you broke up?
275
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:11,520
We did.
276
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,667
Shh, I'm so sorry, sorry.
277
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,976
[Voiceover] Hi, I'm so sorry,
I became really insecure
278
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,312
about the audition and-
279
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,480
ZACH: I'm sorry.
280
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,117
[ Kissing ]
281
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:33,120
[ Dramatic music ]
282
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:50,970
I'm so embarrassed.
283
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:51,704
CHRIS: You should
not be embarrassed.
284
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:52,572
I thought it was great.
285
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:53,840
It wahh, god.
286
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:54,741
I've never seen
anything like that.
287
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,143
Ya, cuz it was terrible.
288
00:17:56,186 --> 00:17:57,186
No!
289
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,370
I thought it was interesting.
290
00:17:58,394 --> 00:18:01,648
And I thought your
music was terrific.
291
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,216
Really?
292
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:04,996
Ya, absolutely, I thought
it made the film.
293
00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:06,753
You really think that?
294
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,164
A hundred percent.
295
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:09,822
You know, I'm kinda
proud of it to.
296
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,882
Because this director had
pushed me in this really
297
00:18:11,906 --> 00:18:13,693
sort of modern, blagh,
direction you know?
298
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:15,995
It's just all, scary sounds,
299
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:17,563
and there was no
actual music music.
300
00:18:17,587 --> 00:18:20,633
But I really wanted it
to have an old fashioned
301
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:23,212
theme driven vibe you know
like Hitchcock or like-
302
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,604
I was just gonna say that.
Really?
303
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,773
That's how it felt. You
were gonna say Hitchcock?
304
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,073
Yeah it felt like how did the
theme every time the shark
305
00:18:29,097 --> 00:18:29,842
came around-Yeah.
306
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:33,513
It went brrnnrrr and...
am I butcherin' it?
307
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,224
What, no no no.
308
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,883
I just I can't sing.
309
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,184
You can't?
310
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,654
Yeah I don't I, it makes
me very self conscious
311
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,723
singing, dancing.
312
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,558
Oh well you're a lot of fun.
313
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,560
[ Iaughs ]
314
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,497
Yeah, you know everyone at
work makes fun of me for that
315
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:53,400
but I cannot do it, it
makes me feel naked.
316
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:58,271
So what about singing
in the shower?
317
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,641
Well there I'm already naked.
318
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:12,219
So my place or yours [ laughs ]?
319
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,287
Ahh.
320
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:18,625
Just kidding but do
you wanna come over?
321
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:22,329
Yeah, that'd be great.
322
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:24,831
[ Frantic music ]
323
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,377
CHRIS: So your parents are away?
324
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:38,745
Yep be out in a second.
325
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,514
[ Frantic music ]
326
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:03,236
[ Splashing ] [ scrubbing ]
327
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:06,339
Something that always confused
me in romantic movies is-
328
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:07,974
I'll go freshen up.
329
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,943
What do they do in there?
330
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,912
Am I doing the wrong thing?
331
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:15,648
[ Frantic music ]
332
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,656
Back [ laughs ].
333
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,392
I meant to tell you earlier,
334
00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:27,794
you look really pretty today.
335
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,597
Oh merci.
336
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:35,968
Umm do you want
to see my studio?
337
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:44,377
Wow this is like a real studio.
338
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,446
Yeah pretty much.
339
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:47,680
I've been saving up all year
340
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,983
and I just sound
proofed my window.
341
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,319
Ready?
342
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:55,322
[ Street noises ] [ siren ]
343
00:20:57,557 --> 00:21:00,527
Wow. Yeah.
344
00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:04,331
I could murder you and
no one would hear it.
345
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:14,040
[ Kissing ]
346
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,218
Oh that's in the front.
347
00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:27,119
Shoulda thought of that.
348
00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:28,455
[ Iaughs ]
349
00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:29,555
Here we go.
350
00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:32,658
Wow.
351
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:34,370
What?
352
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:37,229
You have really nice boobs.
353
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:41,067
Thank you, I've been told.
354
00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:44,236
Not by anyone special [ laughs ]
355
00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:47,206
Not for a long time, sorry.
356
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:48,441
Let's just move on.
357
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:49,442
Okay.
358
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:53,513
[ Kissing ] [ panting ]
359
00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:04,491
What's wrong?
360
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:08,628
Something, something
fell out of you.
361
00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:10,096
Oh god!
362
00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:11,731
Oh god!
363
00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:13,500
You okay?
364
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,920
Yeah that's my birth
control thing
365
00:22:14,944 --> 00:22:16,836
it's called the ring
I was on the pill
366
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:20,773
but I got off it cause
it made me nuts.
367
00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:21,873
Ohhh.
368
00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,910
[ Iaughing ]
369
00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:32,051
Oh boy.
370
00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:36,523
So obviously we should
still use a condom.
371
00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:39,435
Yeah, yeah, yeah of course.
372
00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:41,561
Not that, you don't
seem diseased umm.
373
00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:45,432
No it was actually you
that I was worried about
374
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:48,535
I was gonna say we
should use two.
375
00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:52,439
Safety in numbers. [ laughing ]
376
00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:57,444
♪ I went to the doctor
377
00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:00,747
♪ I went to the mountains ♪
378
00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:02,649
Arrgh. NORA: Driver picks.
379
00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:05,452
Yeah I know but shouldn't
we be listening to Mozart
380
00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:06,953
or something for the baby?
381
00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:09,055
Yeah if you want the
baby to be like a weird
382
00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:10,457
over achieving little freak.
383
00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:13,125
Better that than a
granola lesbian.
384
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:16,796
♪ And the less I seek my
source for some definitive ♪
385
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:19,666
♪ Closer I am to find it
386
00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:21,968
Dude I can't believe this
whole place is yours.
387
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,302
I know.
388
00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:25,510
It's actually the smallest
house in the neighborhood
389
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,339
the real estate market
just ass raped us.
390
00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:29,554
Speaking of which did Nora
tell you about our mishap?
391
00:23:29,578 --> 00:23:31,678
Mark. What?
392
00:23:31,778 --> 00:23:33,312
Come on I wanna show you inside.
Okay.
393
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:34,781
I'm sorry it was an accident.
394
00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:36,492
Uh huh.
395
00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:38,851
The belly has me
all disoriented.
396
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,119
NORA: This is the dining room.
397
00:23:40,219 --> 00:23:42,789
SONIA: Whoa, wow. I know.
398
00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:44,524
This is the kitchen.
399
00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:49,896
Do you think we're
like total sell outs?
400
00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:54,834
First law school now this.
No, no, no.
401
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,035
It's just so grown up.
402
00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:57,870
I know. Yeah.
403
00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:59,506
Look how clean it is.
404
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:01,040
It really is impressively clean.
405
00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:02,942
[ Iaughs ]
406
00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:04,076
It was dumb of me.
407
00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:05,776
I shouldn't have told
people before hand.
408
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:08,515
Now everybody at work looks
at me like I have cancer.
409
00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:09,616
[ Iaughs ]
410
00:24:09,716 --> 00:24:11,250
Fuck, so now what?
411
00:24:11,518 --> 00:24:12,585
I don't know.
412
00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:15,053
Guess she's thinking about it.
413
00:24:15,077 --> 00:24:17,657
Well either way man I'm
sure it's not you.
414
00:24:17,757 --> 00:24:20,693
Like if she says no she would
have said no to any guy.
415
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,194
What do you mean?
416
00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:26,699
Well I'm not saying
she's a lesbian.
417
00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:31,871
Look I'm no expert but most
girls are dying for this shit.
418
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,874
Like Nora begged me to marry her
419
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,342
and she was a lesbian.
420
00:24:36,543 --> 00:24:38,377
She begged you?
421
00:24:38,578 --> 00:24:40,046
Yeah dude, begged.
422
00:24:41,748 --> 00:24:43,650
Sonia's different.
423
00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:47,920
Right well that's what
I'm trying to say,
424
00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:50,790
just maybe resolve
425
00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:52,458
this sooner than later
426
00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:54,840
because you don't wanna stick
around for another two years
427
00:24:54,864 --> 00:24:56,265
if she's not going to marry you.
428
00:24:57,764 --> 00:25:01,568
This is so good, I'm so
happy we found this place.
429
00:25:03,570 --> 00:25:07,674
Oh, Chris can help me
dig out that stump.
430
00:25:07,774 --> 00:25:09,776
Why do you need to
dig out a stump?
431
00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:11,316
Because that's where
we're gonna bury
432
00:25:11,340 --> 00:25:13,079
little Bing's foreskin.
433
00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:14,614
It's a Jewish tradition.
434
00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:17,984
No, we are not
butchering baby Ellie.
435
00:25:18,084 --> 00:25:19,084
Bing.
436
00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:22,789
Bing as in like, Chandler Bing?
437
00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,757
No, Crosby.
438
00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:27,960
Can I talk to you real quick.
439
00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:29,060
Ya.
440
00:25:31,798 --> 00:25:34,233
Sorry just, one second okay?
441
00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:36,268
I just need a little time.
442
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:40,607
You know I still feel like
I need to, evolve more.
443
00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:46,879
You know, like in general,
and you know at work to.
444
00:25:46,979 --> 00:25:48,648
But I also was
thinking that maybe,
445
00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:51,150
you know, we could
work on some stuff.
446
00:25:51,210 --> 00:25:53,090
We could spice things up
a little bit, we could.
447
00:25:53,114 --> 00:25:55,187
How much time do you
think you'll need?
448
00:25:55,287 --> 00:25:56,623
I don't know.
449
00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:59,191
Because the uncertainty
is kinda killing me here.
450
00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:00,860
But it's not really
that uncertain.
451
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,080
Well if it's not uncertain
then can we just set a date
452
00:26:03,104 --> 00:26:05,698
for our engagement for
like, a month or two?
453
00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:07,078
A month, or two
months, or three.
454
00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:08,166
Three?
455
00:26:08,194 --> 00:26:09,434
Well what if I need six months,
456
00:26:09,458 --> 00:26:12,662
what if I don't know how
long I'm gonna need?
457
00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:19,746
Chris?
458
00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:21,714
Then maybe we shouldn't-
459
00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:27,887
be together.
460
00:26:29,822 --> 00:26:31,700
You're gonna break up with me?
461
00:26:31,724 --> 00:26:35,161
If I, if I don't give you
a date to get engaged by?
462
00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:36,829
Look, you don't get it.
463
00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:40,166
I love you and I want
to be with you forever.
464
00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:42,401
I think you're perfect.
465
00:26:42,669 --> 00:26:45,104
I don't think you need to...
466
00:26:45,204 --> 00:26:46,873
Evolve? Evolve.
467
00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:49,742
And I think we're great to.
468
00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:52,544
And if you don't then maybe
469
00:26:52,679 --> 00:26:56,683
we just want different
things and we always will.
470
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:05,524
Can I at least have a few
days to think about it?
471
00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:07,026
This is so crazy.
472
00:27:08,427 --> 00:27:10,739
Women give men ultimatums
all the time and
473
00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:11,998
maybe he's right.
474
00:27:12,098 --> 00:27:15,367
Maybe we're like, to different.
475
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:18,070
You guys love each other as
much as any couple I know
476
00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:20,907
and before all this you guys
were doing great, right?
477
00:27:22,775 --> 00:27:25,011
[ TV playing ]
478
00:27:26,012 --> 00:27:28,514
Did you email about google?
479
00:27:28,781 --> 00:27:29,781
Hm?
480
00:27:30,717 --> 00:27:31,717
Google?
481
00:27:36,022 --> 00:27:38,090
I don't think I want to.
482
00:27:39,258 --> 00:27:40,727
Why?
483
00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:44,563
You said that that's every
nerds dream job, why?
484
00:27:44,731 --> 00:27:47,867
I don't know, I'm
fine in my job here.
485
00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:51,370
This is your career,
this is your whole life,
486
00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:53,773
you don't want to
just be fine with it.
487
00:27:53,873 --> 00:27:55,751
You are so great at what you do
488
00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:58,110
you, you, you
should pursue this.
489
00:27:58,210 --> 00:27:59,210
Maybe.
490
00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:02,081
Ugh, maybe.
491
00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:03,649
Chris, you're ugh.
492
00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:05,651
Why are you getting so
worked up about this?
493
00:28:05,752 --> 00:28:07,872
Because you're just, you're
like this with everything.
494
00:28:07,896 --> 00:28:12,058
It's like you're okay with
everything just being okay.
495
00:28:12,158 --> 00:28:13,259
Why shouldn't I be?
496
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:16,929
Because okay is like,
it's, you know.
497
00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:20,166
It's like settling for
a seven out a ten.
498
00:28:20,266 --> 00:28:21,367
A seven is great.
499
00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:24,336
A seven it's, that's
barely passing!
500
00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:27,339
If you get, if you get below a
seventy on a test, you fail.
501
00:28:27,439 --> 00:28:29,239
You only live once and
you should at least try
502
00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:30,943
to have everything in
your life be a ten.
503
00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:32,178
That's crazy.
504
00:28:32,278 --> 00:28:34,814
That's not crazy,
why is that crazy?
505
00:28:34,914 --> 00:28:36,849
I think you're a ten.
506
00:28:36,949 --> 00:28:38,384
I think you're more then a ten.
507
00:28:38,484 --> 00:28:39,484
You do?
508
00:28:40,319 --> 00:28:41,788
Of course I do.
509
00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:46,258
Why, what do you think I am?
510
00:28:48,995 --> 00:28:52,498
I think we just
grade differently.
511
00:28:52,799 --> 00:28:54,533
[ Crying ]
512
00:28:54,801 --> 00:28:55,334
I'm sorry.
513
00:28:55,434 --> 00:28:56,668
It's okay.
514
00:28:56,869 --> 00:28:57,937
I think you're a ten.
515
00:28:58,037 --> 00:29:01,140
No, can we please just
forget it, I'm fine,
516
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,110
I'm fine, I just
want to forget it.
517
00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:09,380
Look.
518
00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:14,320
See this, this is
where I live right?
519
00:29:20,159 --> 00:29:22,929
Like a really great
day, it's like a seven.
520
00:29:23,029 --> 00:29:24,296
Okay?
521
00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:28,034
Like the day my dad died,
it's probably a two.
522
00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:31,904
And I just, I live
right in there.
523
00:29:33,139 --> 00:29:36,275
You know I think you're amazing.
524
00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:37,543
You do?
525
00:29:37,643 --> 00:29:40,379
Yes, I've never met
anybody like you.
526
00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:44,014
I think that's one of the
reasons that I don't
527
00:29:44,038 --> 00:29:45,852
really care about the job thing
528
00:29:45,952 --> 00:29:49,355
is because I'm so
happy with you.
529
00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:54,193
Plus it's in San Francisco,
and you love New York.
530
00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:59,098
I know but if you love it, we
could figure something out.
531
00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:01,299
You know?
532
00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:10,176
Are you still mad at me?
533
00:30:10,276 --> 00:30:12,979
No, no, I just want to get
a little more work done.
534
00:30:13,079 --> 00:30:14,713
But we will tomorrow, okay?
535
00:30:14,947 --> 00:30:15,947
I promise.
536
00:30:17,049 --> 00:30:20,519
Uh, that's how my grandma
used to kiss me.
537
00:30:21,988 --> 00:30:23,890
You but what does
that mean exactly,
538
00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:25,757
not all the time.
539
00:30:25,858 --> 00:30:27,178
We haven't done it
in nine months.
540
00:30:27,202 --> 00:30:27,994
Seriously?
541
00:30:28,094 --> 00:30:29,328
Not since the baby.
542
00:30:29,428 --> 00:30:32,131
Breast feeding gives women
a dry vagina. Whoa.
543
00:30:32,231 --> 00:30:34,500
Anyway, you really can't
compare like that.
544
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,535
Every relationship is different.
545
00:30:36,635 --> 00:30:39,371
Yeah, I know. I know, that's
what every body says,
546
00:30:39,471 --> 00:30:41,591
but how else am I supposed
to gauge what's acceptable?
547
00:30:41,615 --> 00:30:44,410
Well Chris's behavior
certainly isn't acceptable.
548
00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:47,947
I don't know, I think that
he made some fair points.
549
00:30:48,047 --> 00:30:49,247
If he doesn't cave, you should
550
00:30:49,271 --> 00:30:50,917
defiantly get to keep the place.
551
00:30:51,017 --> 00:30:52,251
What do you mean?
552
00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:53,819
Well you're not gonna
let him extort
553
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,754
a yes out of you, are you?
554
00:30:55,955 --> 00:30:57,189
It's not extortion,
555
00:30:57,289 --> 00:31:00,159
an ultimatum is an acceptable
form of negotiation.
556
00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:01,427
Extortion is illegal.
557
00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:02,527
What?
558
00:31:03,662 --> 00:31:04,964
I can't think straight.
559
00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:06,832
You should talk to him.
560
00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:08,500
Ya, well I left him
two messages and
561
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,036
he hasn't called my back.
562
00:31:10,136 --> 00:31:12,004
I gotta go, I gotta go.
563
00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:14,239
Hi.
564
00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:31,357
I'm Laura, we ride the
same train right?
565
00:31:31,457 --> 00:31:33,192
Yes, Sonia.
566
00:31:33,292 --> 00:31:34,026
What'd you get?
567
00:31:34,126 --> 00:31:34,961
Just some underwear.
568
00:31:35,021 --> 00:31:36,181
I'm way behind on my laundry.
569
00:31:36,205 --> 00:31:37,563
Oh, me to.
570
00:31:37,663 --> 00:31:41,333
Did you see, there's a
sale on um, cosabellas.
571
00:31:42,969 --> 00:31:45,471
Oh I've never really tried
the whole thong thing.
572
00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:47,339
Oh, you know I used
to be like that to
573
00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:49,075
but they're actually
totally comfortable.
574
00:31:49,175 --> 00:31:51,110
And much more flattering
than you would think.
575
00:31:51,210 --> 00:31:53,612
And you can't see them, not
even through a sarong.
576
00:31:53,712 --> 00:31:55,581
I travel a lot for work.
577
00:31:59,051 --> 00:32:02,030
[voiceover] You dreamt
of being a princess
578
00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:05,657
now you have a little
princess of your own
579
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:09,495
and we understand that keeping
her clean and healthy
580
00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:12,664
is the most important
thing to you.
581
00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:15,834
That's why all our products
are made from the purest
582
00:32:16,002 --> 00:32:18,537
organic ingredients
with no artificial
583
00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:20,406
or chemical additives.
584
00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:23,575
[ Knocking ]
585
00:32:23,675 --> 00:32:25,077
CHRIS: Breing.
586
00:32:27,623 --> 00:32:28,623
Hey.
587
00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:31,317
[ Gentle music ]
588
00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:48,234
[ Quiet talking ]
589
00:32:51,237 --> 00:32:53,705
[ Gentle music ]
590
00:33:32,655 --> 00:33:33,655
Hi Zack.
591
00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:34,880
Hi, here to see Sonia?
592
00:33:35,147 --> 00:33:36,147
Ya.
593
00:33:38,484 --> 00:33:39,785
Is that for me?
594
00:33:39,885 --> 00:33:41,687
Oh, we were flower shopping
for Nora's wedding
595
00:33:41,787 --> 00:33:43,222
and they gave us
some free samples.
596
00:33:43,322 --> 00:33:46,592
It was so much fun, it made
me want to get married again.
597
00:33:46,692 --> 00:33:47,959
Sorry.
598
00:33:48,094 --> 00:33:51,197
It's okay, it not like
I have a disease.
599
00:33:51,297 --> 00:33:52,564
Smell this one.
600
00:33:54,343 --> 00:33:55,343
Wow, wow.
601
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:56,968
That's what I said.
602
00:33:57,169 --> 00:33:58,169
Lee said it's to strong.
603
00:33:58,204 --> 00:33:59,471
I told you,
604
00:33:59,571 --> 00:34:02,774
it's different when there's
one at every table.
605
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:05,720
Sonia.
606
00:34:05,744 --> 00:34:07,012
Ya?
607
00:34:07,113 --> 00:34:09,181
Are you wearing a thong?
608
00:34:10,526 --> 00:34:11,526
No.
609
00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:12,684
Yes you are.
610
00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:14,386
Okay, please don't laugh at me.
611
00:34:14,486 --> 00:34:15,486
I have thongs.
612
00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:16,422
No, I know.
613
00:34:16,522 --> 00:34:18,690
I didn't, until yesterday.
614
00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:21,793
And then I picked up
the wrong bag so.
615
00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:24,475
I told my friends
about the woman
616
00:34:24,499 --> 00:34:26,765
from the train and how
I'd always fantasized
617
00:34:26,865 --> 00:34:27,733
that by the time I got married,
618
00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:29,000
I'd be more like her.
619
00:34:29,135 --> 00:34:30,569
I told them that I
couldn't imagine
620
00:34:30,669 --> 00:34:31,837
saying yes to Chris now,
621
00:34:31,937 --> 00:34:33,497
given our different
expectations of life
622
00:34:33,597 --> 00:34:34,965
and of love, and
if this meant that
623
00:34:35,065 --> 00:34:36,775
he was going to dump me,
624
00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:38,515
maybe that doesn't have
to be so terrible.
625
00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:41,046
Maybe it could even be an
opportunity to explore
626
00:34:41,147 --> 00:34:43,615
and grow, maybe even do some
traveling like that lady who
627
00:34:43,715 --> 00:34:45,551
wrote Eat Pray Love.
628
00:34:45,651 --> 00:34:47,186
Then do it.
629
00:34:47,286 --> 00:34:50,289
Oh, I have a promotional
voucher with virgin,
630
00:34:50,389 --> 00:34:53,024
we could get you a
ticket half off.
631
00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:55,627
I think it's good anywhere
over the Atlantic.
632
00:34:55,727 --> 00:34:58,630
So, where would you
ideally want to go?
633
00:34:58,730 --> 00:34:59,531
Wait, wait, I don't.
634
00:34:59,631 --> 00:35:01,209
What, it's okay.
635
00:35:01,233 --> 00:35:04,336
If Chris backs out we can
just reclaim the voucher.
636
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:06,572
He's not, he's not
gonna back out.
637
00:35:06,672 --> 00:35:08,674
He won't even speak to me.
638
00:35:11,510 --> 00:35:15,581
Ya, okay, ya I'll
take a few days off.
639
00:35:16,382 --> 00:35:19,227
Okay, so where to?
640
00:35:19,251 --> 00:35:22,288
Oh you could go to
India like she did.
641
00:35:22,388 --> 00:35:25,557
Paris. Rome?
642
00:35:25,657 --> 00:35:26,525
Rome.
643
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,794
You could look up Fabrizio.
644
00:35:30,529 --> 00:35:32,831
[ Folk music ].
645
00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:41,907
I'll see you soon. Ciao bella.
646
00:35:57,623 --> 00:36:00,626
So, I guess this is goodbye.
647
00:36:00,726 --> 00:36:03,529
Is a sadness you are
lesbian because,
648
00:36:03,629 --> 00:36:07,233
when I first see you I
like you very much.
649
00:36:13,339 --> 00:36:14,973
[ Knocking ]
650
00:36:15,241 --> 00:36:15,907
Hey.
651
00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:17,242
Hi.
652
00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:22,848
What's that?
653
00:36:24,983 --> 00:36:26,952
It's an itinerary.
654
00:36:27,253 --> 00:36:28,253
For you?
655
00:36:39,398 --> 00:36:40,799
I'm really sorry.
656
00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:47,172
I can't be engaged right now..
Son.
657
00:36:47,273 --> 00:36:48,340
Just let me finish, okay?
658
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,840
Cuz I actually think
that it's okay.
659
00:36:49,864 --> 00:36:52,378
You know, because the ultimatum
made me realize that
660
00:36:52,478 --> 00:36:55,113
we want different things,
at least right now.
661
00:36:55,281 --> 00:36:58,884
So I bought this ticket,
and I'm gonna go to Rome,
662
00:36:58,984 --> 00:37:01,587
and do something
bold for once and.
663
00:37:01,687 --> 00:37:02,588
Wait, are you saying
you don't want
664
00:37:02,688 --> 00:37:03,855
to be together at all now?
665
00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:06,692
Didn't you say that right?
We either get engaged.
666
00:37:06,792 --> 00:37:07,826
Ya, ya, ya no.
667
00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:09,127
Am I right? No, ya, right.
668
00:37:09,295 --> 00:37:11,930
Right, have a great
time on your trip.
669
00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:15,133
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait,
670
00:37:15,334 --> 00:37:16,602
what is all this?
671
00:37:18,103 --> 00:37:19,943
I came here to tell you
I wanted to be with you
672
00:37:20,005 --> 00:37:21,340
no matter what.
673
00:37:24,376 --> 00:37:25,677
Wait, wait, wait.
674
00:37:25,777 --> 00:37:27,012
What?
675
00:37:27,112 --> 00:37:30,048
I don't know, don't you
ever feel like you
676
00:37:30,316 --> 00:37:32,551
haven't really lived?
677
00:37:32,651 --> 00:37:34,152
[ Dings ]
678
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,589
I feel like I was waiting
for you to start my life.
679
00:37:46,031 --> 00:37:48,667
[ Ethnic music ]
680
00:38:28,707 --> 00:38:32,811
Ciao, [ speaking Italian
] Sonia Freedman.
681
00:38:33,979 --> 00:38:34,979
Grazie.
682
00:38:36,515 --> 00:38:38,584
[ Donging ]
683
00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:52,464
[ Ethnic music ]
684
00:39:45,451 --> 00:39:47,919
[ Beeping ]
685
00:39:48,019 --> 00:39:50,689
[ Ethnic music ]
686
00:40:36,568 --> 00:40:37,769
[ Splashing ]
687
00:40:37,869 --> 00:40:40,539
[ Ethnic music ]
688
00:41:04,530 --> 00:41:07,599
[ Light hearted music ]
689
00:41:56,915 --> 00:41:59,818
[ Barking ]
690
00:41:59,918 --> 00:42:02,988
[ Light hearted music ]
691
00:42:13,576 --> 00:42:14,576
Sonia.
692
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,935
Hi, Ciao.
693
00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:18,670
Ciao bella.
694
00:42:18,770 --> 00:42:19,905
Hi.
695
00:42:20,005 --> 00:42:22,107
Wow how are you?
This is so nuts.
696
00:42:22,207 --> 00:42:25,811
Wow, nuts I don't no-
697
00:42:25,911 --> 00:42:28,046
Ah it's crazy.
698
00:42:28,146 --> 00:42:29,815
Ah si, si, si. [ laughing ]
699
00:42:29,915 --> 00:42:32,984
We have a work emergenza,
maybe you help.
700
00:42:33,084 --> 00:42:34,720
Okay. Yeah?
701
00:42:34,820 --> 00:42:36,354
Yeah. Okay.
702
00:42:36,622 --> 00:42:37,255
[ Speaking Italian ]
703
00:42:37,355 --> 00:42:39,224
Sonia, Jessie my brother.
704
00:42:40,726 --> 00:42:42,628
Ciao.
705
00:42:45,196 --> 00:42:46,932
I'm of average height.
706
00:42:47,032 --> 00:42:48,634
[ Speaking Italian ]
707
00:42:48,734 --> 00:42:51,837
[ Light hearted music ]
708
00:42:55,641 --> 00:42:56,808
Perfecto.
709
00:42:56,908 --> 00:42:58,309
Oh ah, oh no, no.
710
00:42:59,711 --> 00:43:02,047
[ Speaking Italian ]
our model no show.
711
00:43:02,147 --> 00:43:03,749
[ Yelling ]
712
00:43:03,849 --> 00:43:05,516
Ah, personal problem.
713
00:43:05,717 --> 00:43:08,086
We do travel guides.
714
00:43:11,857 --> 00:43:16,127
Oh you're missing and
H, it's a hipster.
715
00:43:16,227 --> 00:43:17,896
A ipster. Hipster.
716
00:43:17,996 --> 00:43:19,530
Ipster for Roma-
717
00:43:19,665 --> 00:43:20,431
Hipster. Ipster Milan.
718
00:43:20,666 --> 00:43:22,267
It's hipster.
719
00:43:22,367 --> 00:43:23,869
Ipster.
720
00:43:33,912 --> 00:43:35,280
Thank you.
721
00:43:35,380 --> 00:43:37,182
Audrey in Roman Holiday.
722
00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:39,885
Yeah, maybe her lesbian cousin.
723
00:43:39,985 --> 00:43:42,888
[ Speaking Italian ]
724
00:43:44,723 --> 00:43:47,092
Yeah you have to move
around a little bit.
725
00:43:47,192 --> 00:43:48,192
Yeah just like.
726
00:43:48,226 --> 00:43:50,528
[ Snapping ]
727
00:43:50,729 --> 00:43:52,430
Ah not so much robotic.
728
00:43:52,698 --> 00:43:54,532
[ Snapping ]
729
00:43:54,733 --> 00:43:58,804
[ Speaking Italian ]
730
00:43:58,904 --> 00:44:00,438
Do you want like
a glass of wine.
731
00:44:00,683 --> 00:44:01,683
Yes, yes.
732
00:44:01,707 --> 00:44:03,208
Okay, I'll be right back.
Grazie.
733
00:44:03,308 --> 00:44:04,943
[ Pops ]
734
00:44:05,043 --> 00:44:07,445
[ Light hearted music ]
735
00:44:07,713 --> 00:44:08,814
TV show okay.
736
00:44:10,115 --> 00:44:12,718
Ah I Love Lucy, Captain Hook-
737
00:44:14,697 --> 00:44:15,697
Walking Dead.
738
00:44:15,721 --> 00:44:16,855
The Walking Dead.
739
00:44:16,955 --> 00:44:17,955
Yeah.
740
00:44:20,325 --> 00:44:22,761
Stabbing, I don't know anything
741
00:44:22,861 --> 00:44:24,029
Amanda Knox.
742
00:44:24,129 --> 00:44:25,563
[ Snapping ]
743
00:44:25,764 --> 00:44:27,498
Smurfs? The smurf girl.
744
00:44:27,733 --> 00:44:28,867
Marilyn Monroe?
745
00:44:30,769 --> 00:44:32,780
Oh, Jimi Hendrix.
746
00:44:32,804 --> 00:44:34,372
No?
747
00:44:34,472 --> 00:44:36,374
Kirk Cobain. I don't know.
748
00:44:36,474 --> 00:44:37,914
It's Audrey Hepburn
in Roman Holiday.
749
00:44:37,938 --> 00:44:39,072
Ah si, si.
750
00:44:42,313 --> 00:44:43,314
[ Iaughing ]
751
00:44:43,414 --> 00:44:45,216
Ah si, si pretty woman.
752
00:44:46,317 --> 00:44:47,418
[ Pops ]
753
00:44:50,088 --> 00:44:51,088
Hitler.
754
00:44:51,890 --> 00:44:53,191
Ah fawlty towers.
755
00:44:54,136 --> 00:44:55,136
Ah Charlie Chaplin.
756
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:56,160
Yes.
757
00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:01,099
Miles Davis.
758
00:45:03,168 --> 00:45:04,903
Hannibal Lector.
759
00:45:05,003 --> 00:45:06,838
The bible or Adam and Eve.
760
00:45:06,938 --> 00:45:07,938
Whooo.
761
00:45:09,841 --> 00:45:11,843
Ah, gone with the wind.
762
00:45:18,426 --> 00:45:19,426
I'm gonna be sick.
763
00:45:19,450 --> 00:45:20,450
I'm good.
764
00:45:22,788 --> 00:45:25,123
[ Action music ]
765
00:45:58,056 --> 00:46:00,191
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
766
00:46:00,291 --> 00:46:03,294
I don't, I don't
think I can do this.
767
00:46:04,495 --> 00:46:08,466
I just I almost just got engaged
768
00:46:08,566 --> 00:46:12,103
and I don't think I'm
ready for this I'm sorry.
769
00:46:15,841 --> 00:46:19,110
Oh I've, I've never
done the whole
770
00:46:19,210 --> 00:46:21,646
groom your private's thing.
771
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,115
[ Thundering ]
772
00:46:27,285 --> 00:46:28,896
[ Iaughing ]
773
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,421
Oh my god seriously,
774
00:46:31,857 --> 00:46:35,593
I can't believe I'm
letting you do this.
775
00:46:35,861 --> 00:46:37,963
Have you done this before?
776
00:46:38,063 --> 00:46:39,998
My family all dabbles.
777
00:46:45,848 --> 00:46:46,848
I'm an artist?
778
00:46:46,872 --> 00:46:47,973
Great, yeah.
779
00:46:48,073 --> 00:46:49,374
You should offer me candy
780
00:46:49,474 --> 00:46:52,343
and then ask me to
get in your van.
781
00:46:52,443 --> 00:46:55,213
You know like an after
school special?
782
00:46:55,313 --> 00:46:57,949
Like a child molester.
783
00:46:58,950 --> 00:47:00,018
Ah si, si, si.
784
00:47:00,118 --> 00:47:01,486
No we no have those in Italy
785
00:47:01,586 --> 00:47:07,258
is a free society
more open not so um-
786
00:47:07,358 --> 00:47:08,693
[ snaps fingers ] repressed.
787
00:47:08,894 --> 00:47:10,428
We love who we love.
788
00:47:10,528 --> 00:47:12,648
That just sounds like it's
okay to be a child molester
789
00:47:12,672 --> 00:47:13,773
in Italy.
790
00:47:13,899 --> 00:47:15,901
[ Iaughs ]
791
00:47:19,437 --> 00:47:21,139
I kiss you now?
792
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,808
We kiss already no harm
793
00:47:23,909 --> 00:47:26,311
we save the rest for marriage.
794
00:47:26,411 --> 00:47:27,411
Okay.
795
00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:35,320
[ Iaughing ]
796
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,930
[ Tweeting ]
797
00:47:48,599 --> 00:47:51,636
[ Light hearted music ]
798
00:48:02,547 --> 00:48:07,018
Bella Sonia I had to go, I
take some money and phone.
799
00:48:07,118 --> 00:48:11,156
I pay you back, I'm almost
married to and we have baby
800
00:48:11,256 --> 00:48:15,226
soon, I promise her a ring
but never even have money.
801
00:48:15,326 --> 00:48:17,395
Please forgive me.
802
00:48:17,495 --> 00:48:20,498
And remember I like you always.
803
00:48:20,598 --> 00:48:21,598
Fabrizio.
804
00:48:29,007 --> 00:48:31,042
[ Ringing ]
805
00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:35,080
NORA: Hi this is Marc and
Nora please leave a message.
806
00:48:35,180 --> 00:48:36,581
[ Beeps ]
807
00:48:36,681 --> 00:48:39,484
Hi Nora it's me are you there?
808
00:48:39,584 --> 00:48:41,452
I really miss you guys.
809
00:48:42,787 --> 00:48:46,424
So um the thing is I
think I just got robbed.
810
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,329
I mean I know that I did.
811
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:53,440
Hello?
812
00:48:53,464 --> 00:48:54,599
Hello.
813
00:48:54,699 --> 00:48:56,001
CHRIS: Hi.
814
00:48:57,202 --> 00:48:58,202
Chris?
815
00:48:59,170 --> 00:49:00,405
Yeah.
816
00:49:00,505 --> 00:49:01,505
Hi.
817
00:49:03,141 --> 00:49:05,443
CHRIS: Are you okay? Yeah.
818
00:49:05,543 --> 00:49:06,277
NORA: Should I pause the movie?
819
00:49:06,377 --> 00:49:07,712
Oh is that Nora?
820
00:49:08,746 --> 00:49:10,615
Ah no it's the TV.
821
00:49:10,715 --> 00:49:12,117
Are you alright?
822
00:49:12,217 --> 00:49:16,021
Yeah, I'm fine I
just, I was an idiot
823
00:49:16,121 --> 00:49:20,225
and I got robbed but when
in Rome you know [ laughs ]
824
00:49:23,194 --> 00:49:24,862
But you're okay physically?
825
00:49:25,063 --> 00:49:26,364
Yeah no totally.
826
00:49:29,667 --> 00:49:30,667
How are you?
827
00:49:32,437 --> 00:49:33,638
I'm fine.
828
00:49:33,738 --> 00:49:35,040
[ Speaking Italian ]
829
00:49:35,140 --> 00:49:36,641
Oh damn it, hello?
830
00:49:37,519 --> 00:49:38,519
Chris,
831
00:49:38,543 --> 00:49:39,277
[ speaking Italian ]
832
00:49:39,377 --> 00:49:40,377
Hello?
833
00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:50,321
[ Clicks ]
834
00:49:56,127 --> 00:49:58,429
[ TV playing ]
835
00:50:19,450 --> 00:50:21,552
[ Thudding ]
836
00:50:45,143 --> 00:50:46,644
So it wasn't amazing?
837
00:50:46,744 --> 00:50:47,745
Um amazing?
838
00:50:49,247 --> 00:50:52,483
No, but I'm glad
I went, I guess.
839
00:50:52,583 --> 00:50:54,119
Dun dun dah dum.
840
00:50:58,523 --> 00:51:00,291
Why didn't you take
your clothes off?
841
00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:01,826
It was just to
give them an idea.
842
00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,394
[ Iaughs ]
843
00:51:03,494 --> 00:51:05,696
Okay well we'll have to do
something about this but-
844
00:51:05,796 --> 00:51:08,333
I think you'll look gorgeous.
845
00:51:09,567 --> 00:51:11,236
It's beautiful, it's beautiful.
846
00:51:11,336 --> 00:51:13,671
I don't know I just don't
feel like it's me.
847
00:51:13,771 --> 00:51:16,207
Honey, you would
be a burlap sack.
848
00:51:16,307 --> 00:51:19,009
Yes that what I was talking
about when I said I wanted
849
00:51:19,210 --> 00:51:20,945
something more canvasy.
850
00:51:21,179 --> 00:51:22,247
Canvasy?
851
00:51:22,347 --> 00:51:23,881
Wait are you talking
about linen?
852
00:51:24,149 --> 00:51:25,283
Yes linen.
853
00:51:25,383 --> 00:51:27,785
No linen is what you
wear to a beach party,
854
00:51:27,885 --> 00:51:29,620
it's casual, it wrinkles.
855
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:32,290
So casual is good, please.
856
00:51:32,390 --> 00:51:34,230
Why can't we just make
this whole wedding thing
857
00:51:34,259 --> 00:51:35,259
more homey?
858
00:51:36,361 --> 00:51:40,731
[ Sighs ] Okay, I'll
see what I can do.
859
00:51:40,831 --> 00:51:41,599
So good to have you back.
860
00:51:41,699 --> 00:51:43,033
Bye.
861
00:51:43,234 --> 00:51:45,370
Thank you for everything.
862
00:51:50,708 --> 00:51:54,412
Is Chris still living
with you guys?
863
00:51:54,512 --> 00:51:55,546
How is he?
864
00:51:55,646 --> 00:51:56,646
He's...
865
00:51:58,526 --> 00:51:59,726
why don't you come for dinner?
866
00:51:59,750 --> 00:52:00,750
No. What'd be the point?
867
00:52:03,388 --> 00:52:06,491
The point would be
to have dinner.
868
00:52:06,591 --> 00:52:08,593
Just think about it okay?
869
00:52:12,397 --> 00:52:14,365
Hey I'm gonna head out.
870
00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:15,800
Are you okay?
871
00:52:15,900 --> 00:52:17,735
Tara left me.
872
00:52:17,835 --> 00:52:19,404
For good this time.
873
00:52:19,504 --> 00:52:21,306
Oh man I'm so sorry.
874
00:52:23,674 --> 00:52:25,252
[ Sniffs ]
875
00:52:25,276 --> 00:52:27,378
Listen I need you
to do me a favor.
876
00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:28,846
I need to get outta here.
877
00:52:28,946 --> 00:52:31,106
I'm a mess can you just throw
something together for me
878
00:52:31,249 --> 00:52:32,317
for that sneaker thing?
879
00:52:32,417 --> 00:52:34,419
Oh actually I have a
dinner that I have to-
880
00:52:34,519 --> 00:52:36,487
It won't take you long.
881
00:52:36,587 --> 00:52:40,325
You just got back from vacation
you'll rock it I know it.
882
00:52:40,425 --> 00:52:41,592
[ Dramatic music ]
883
00:52:41,692 --> 00:52:42,692
You run.
884
00:52:43,894 --> 00:52:44,894
You swim.
885
00:52:46,764 --> 00:52:47,764
You climb.
886
00:52:48,899 --> 00:52:49,899
You fight.
887
00:52:51,236 --> 00:52:52,236
You fall.
888
00:52:53,238 --> 00:52:54,238
You get up.
889
00:52:54,939 --> 00:52:57,642
And you do it all again.
890
00:52:57,742 --> 00:52:59,644
Because you are a woman.
891
00:53:10,455 --> 00:53:12,390
[ Rings ]
892
00:53:22,710 --> 00:53:23,710
Hi.
893
00:53:23,734 --> 00:53:25,470
[ Slams ]
894
00:53:25,570 --> 00:53:26,570
Is everything okay?
895
00:53:26,637 --> 00:53:27,372
Yeah they've been going at it
896
00:53:27,472 --> 00:53:28,315
[ slams ]
897
00:53:28,339 --> 00:53:29,640
For about an hour.
898
00:53:29,740 --> 00:53:32,109
MARK: It's the 21st century
and you choose birth
899
00:53:32,310 --> 00:53:33,978
and Fiddler on the Roof.
900
00:53:34,279 --> 00:53:35,380
Hi Gary.
901
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:36,480
Hi Gary, hi.
902
00:53:36,547 --> 00:53:37,848
What's happenin'?
903
00:53:37,948 --> 00:53:40,385
Gary's the midwife, midhusband?
904
00:53:40,485 --> 00:53:41,965
No actually that's
funny you say that.
905
00:53:42,019 --> 00:53:43,421
NORA: You are a moron.
906
00:53:43,521 --> 00:53:45,690
It's labor if you just read
the articles I gave you
907
00:53:45,790 --> 00:53:46,657
then you would
understand [ yelling ].
908
00:53:46,757 --> 00:53:48,158
What is sacred about it?
909
00:53:48,293 --> 00:53:50,428
What is sacred oh yeah
please little tiny hippie
910
00:53:50,528 --> 00:53:52,963
she male with no medical
qualifications at all
911
00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:55,333
by all means deliver
my first child!
912
00:53:55,433 --> 00:53:56,434
[ Slams ]
913
00:53:56,534 --> 00:53:59,313
Just gonna say midwife
means with woman
914
00:53:59,337 --> 00:54:01,005
so you could be a
man or a woman.
915
00:54:01,306 --> 00:54:01,806
BOTH: Okay.
916
00:54:01,906 --> 00:54:02,906
I'm a man.
917
00:54:02,973 --> 00:54:04,475
Right.
918
00:54:04,575 --> 00:54:08,646
He doesn't understand, he just
doesn't respect my opinion.
919
00:54:10,381 --> 00:54:11,816
Oh come on sure he does.
920
00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:13,784
No I did all this homework,
921
00:54:13,884 --> 00:54:15,386
I did all this research.
922
00:54:15,486 --> 00:54:17,755
I mean Gary is the
seventh rated midwife
923
00:54:17,855 --> 00:54:19,824
in the tri state area.
924
00:54:19,924 --> 00:54:23,060
Actually it's sixth now. Sixth.
925
00:54:23,328 --> 00:54:24,662
I'm gonna... Yeah.
926
00:54:24,762 --> 00:54:26,731
Well everything looks great.
927
00:54:26,831 --> 00:54:29,534
I think we got a
good one coming.
928
00:54:30,568 --> 00:54:31,736
So nice to meet you.
929
00:54:31,836 --> 00:54:33,438
Nice to meet you to Gary.
930
00:54:33,538 --> 00:54:37,375
Nora take care, I will
see you soon, yes.
931
00:54:37,475 --> 00:54:38,142
Thanks Gary, thank you.
932
00:54:38,343 --> 00:54:40,545
Alright, stay cool.
933
00:54:40,645 --> 00:54:41,779
Okay you too.
934
00:54:44,582 --> 00:54:48,419
Oh no I mean what if Mark
and I just rushed into this
935
00:54:48,519 --> 00:54:50,187
I mean we hardly
know each other?
936
00:54:50,355 --> 00:54:51,956
No you guys are
amazing together.
937
00:54:52,056 --> 00:54:53,658
He won't even talk to Gary,
938
00:54:53,758 --> 00:54:54,925
he won't listen.
939
00:54:55,025 --> 00:54:57,462
He will I think he's
just probably scared.
940
00:54:57,562 --> 00:54:59,063
Scared of what?
941
00:54:59,163 --> 00:55:03,200
You know guys they get
squeamish and you know scared
942
00:55:03,368 --> 00:55:06,437
about stuff that they
don't know about.
943
00:55:06,537 --> 00:55:10,541
He did tell me that he had a
dream that Gary ate the baby.
944
00:55:10,641 --> 00:55:12,777
[ Iaughing ]
945
00:55:13,844 --> 00:55:16,614
Oh did you see Chris?
946
00:55:16,714 --> 00:55:17,882
Yeah.
947
00:55:17,982 --> 00:55:19,484
And?
948
00:55:19,584 --> 00:55:21,819
I feel like I'm intruding.
949
00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:25,690
You told him I was coming right?
950
00:55:25,790 --> 00:55:26,691
You're not intruding.
951
00:55:26,791 --> 00:55:27,625
You didn't tell him?
952
00:55:27,725 --> 00:55:28,993
Well I don't need to tell him
953
00:55:29,093 --> 00:55:31,729
he wants to see you, I
know he wants to see you
954
00:55:31,829 --> 00:55:33,931
and this is my house.
955
00:55:34,031 --> 00:55:35,442
Oh no.
956
00:55:35,466 --> 00:55:37,768
[ TV playing ]
957
00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:40,805
Where's Mark?
958
00:55:41,972 --> 00:55:42,972
Bathroom.
959
00:55:50,848 --> 00:55:52,417
How was your trip?
960
00:55:55,420 --> 00:55:57,087
It was sort of a bust.
961
00:56:03,694 --> 00:56:05,029
Thanks you guys.
962
00:56:07,498 --> 00:56:10,067
Hey um, did Chris tell you
963
00:56:10,167 --> 00:56:12,102
that he's been
teaching me to dance?
964
00:56:12,202 --> 00:56:14,439
I wanna surprise Mark
for the wedding.
965
00:56:14,539 --> 00:56:15,440
Do you wanna show her?
966
00:56:15,540 --> 00:56:16,173
Sure.
967
00:56:16,441 --> 00:56:17,508
Okay.
968
00:56:18,820 --> 00:56:19,820
It's really hard.
969
00:56:19,844 --> 00:56:21,979
[ Iaughing ]
970
00:56:23,047 --> 00:56:24,348
One, two.
971
00:56:24,449 --> 00:56:26,183
Not as impressive if
you count out loud.
972
00:56:26,451 --> 00:56:27,552
[ Iaughing ]
973
00:56:27,652 --> 00:56:28,652
Ready?
974
00:56:30,465 --> 00:56:31,465
Oh.
975
00:56:31,489 --> 00:56:32,056
No?
976
00:56:32,156 --> 00:56:32,957
No.
977
00:56:33,057 --> 00:56:33,924
Oh I'm like the worst.
978
00:56:34,024 --> 00:56:35,760
You'd be surprised.
979
00:56:38,796 --> 00:56:40,665
You're going to soon.
980
00:56:42,166 --> 00:56:43,734
Oh.
981
00:56:43,834 --> 00:56:44,834
Awesome.
982
00:56:56,514 --> 00:56:58,649
[ Flushing ]
983
00:57:03,020 --> 00:57:04,822
We gonna eat or what?
984
00:57:06,090 --> 00:57:09,093
I ah, I'm gonna take
off, I gotta get going.
985
00:57:09,193 --> 00:57:11,529
Oh you're, you're not
going to stay for dinner?
986
00:57:11,629 --> 00:57:13,498
No sorry I gotta go.
987
00:57:14,699 --> 00:57:16,066
MARK: Bye dude.
988
00:57:18,503 --> 00:57:22,773
I'm so sorry I should have
told him you were coming
989
00:57:22,873 --> 00:57:24,113
I guess we caught him off guard
990
00:57:24,208 --> 00:57:25,843
but I know he wants to see you.
991
00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:29,714
Okay [ laughs ]. Shut up Mark.
992
00:57:29,814 --> 00:57:32,717
[ Crying ] [ depressed music ]
993
00:57:53,871 --> 00:57:56,206
[ Socializing ]
994
00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:19,096
I brought my stuff down
let's find our table.
995
00:58:19,196 --> 00:58:20,898
Okay, I'll carry...
996
00:58:30,941 --> 00:58:32,009
We're over here.
997
00:58:45,122 --> 00:58:49,594
Oh Son, we were doing the
seating chart at Nora's
998
00:58:49,694 --> 00:58:51,734
and Chris was there, you
guys had just broken up so-
999
00:58:51,758 --> 00:58:54,495
He didn't want to sit with me.
1000
00:58:54,665 --> 00:58:58,669
It's okay, you know,
why would he.
1001
00:58:59,737 --> 00:59:02,039
Um I'm gonna go get my music.
1002
00:59:03,140 --> 00:59:05,275
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
1003
00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:07,044
I'm sure he would
love to sit with you
1004
00:59:07,144 --> 00:59:08,622
if he knew you wanted to.
1005
00:59:08,646 --> 00:59:11,281
He doesn't like me anymore.
1006
00:59:11,381 --> 00:59:12,850
He won't even look at me.
1007
00:59:12,950 --> 00:59:15,662
He proposed to you
three weeks ago,
1008
00:59:15,686 --> 00:59:20,090
he loves you, you're
being looney.
1009
00:59:20,190 --> 00:59:24,829
Listen to me, seriously,
just go talk to him.
1010
00:59:24,929 --> 00:59:27,965
[ Light hearted music ]
1011
00:59:39,341 --> 00:59:40,621
Johnathan is with him right now.
1012
00:59:40,645 --> 00:59:41,746
Hi. Hi.
1013
00:59:41,846 --> 00:59:43,313
Hi I'm Katey.
1014
00:59:43,413 --> 00:59:44,081
I went to college
with Mark and Chris.
1015
00:59:44,181 --> 00:59:45,349
Oh hi I'm Sonia.
1016
00:59:45,449 --> 00:59:47,694
I was just going to
show Chris my kid
1017
00:59:47,718 --> 00:59:50,821
anyways so I literally
feel like I haven't slept
1018
00:59:50,921 --> 00:59:52,189
in two and a half years.
1019
00:59:52,289 --> 00:59:54,558
I swear before I'd hear
these stories about people
1020
00:59:54,659 --> 00:59:56,661
throwing their babies in
the garbage and what ever
1021
00:59:56,761 --> 01:00:00,530
and I thought animals but
now I can understand.
1022
01:00:00,665 --> 01:00:03,033
I mean I wouldn't obviously but,
1023
01:00:03,133 --> 01:00:04,735
do either of you have kids?
1024
01:00:04,835 --> 01:00:05,435
No.
1025
01:00:05,703 --> 01:00:07,104
No.
1026
01:00:07,204 --> 01:00:08,372
They're great.
1027
01:00:13,110 --> 01:00:15,079
Aw, I'm gonna get another drink.
1028
01:00:15,179 --> 01:00:16,413
You guys want anything?
1029
01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:19,116
No, thank you. I'm good.
1030
01:00:21,886 --> 01:00:25,422
That kid looked a
little like the devil.
1031
01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:26,757
NORA: Chris?
1032
01:00:28,358 --> 01:00:31,729
It was really good to see
you the other night.
1033
01:00:31,829 --> 01:00:33,309
NORA: Chris, we need
you for pictures.
1034
01:00:33,333 --> 01:00:35,168
Wait, please hold on.
1035
01:00:37,768 --> 01:00:40,537
Can I sit with you tonight?
1036
01:00:40,738 --> 01:00:41,939
At the dinner part.
1037
01:00:42,039 --> 01:00:45,242
They seated us at
different tables but
1038
01:00:45,342 --> 01:00:46,542
I really want to sit with you.
1039
01:00:48,946 --> 01:00:50,314
I really miss you.
1040
01:00:52,449 --> 01:00:54,051
Do I have to talk to you?
1041
01:00:58,355 --> 01:01:00,424
Nope. Okay, good.
1042
01:01:04,461 --> 01:01:08,966
I promise to love you,
take care of you,
1043
01:01:09,066 --> 01:01:14,038
put up with you, and
never to watch TV shows
1044
01:01:14,138 --> 01:01:17,808
with out you and then pretend
I haven't seen them.
1045
01:01:20,978 --> 01:01:23,748
Nora I...
1046
01:01:25,449 --> 01:01:26,751
I'm sorry I...
1047
01:01:31,221 --> 01:01:34,624
What she said, everything she
said is what I think to.
1048
01:01:34,759 --> 01:01:36,026
Well folks there you have it.
1049
01:01:36,126 --> 01:01:39,773
Mark, Nora I now pronounce
you husband and wife.
1050
01:01:39,797 --> 01:01:41,531
Mark you may kiss the bride.
1051
01:01:41,766 --> 01:01:43,901
[ Applause ]
1052
01:02:05,322 --> 01:02:07,091
So we get in tomorrow
and Lee said that
1053
01:02:07,191 --> 01:02:10,861
right away they greet us with
like, this crazy spread.
1054
01:02:10,961 --> 01:02:12,997
MARK: Oh, did she tell you
how we're gonna be rich?
1055
01:02:13,097 --> 01:02:14,631
SONIA: No.
1056
01:02:14,799 --> 01:02:17,634
I have a great
idea, it's genius.
1057
01:02:17,835 --> 01:02:21,138
Three ounce lube.
1058
01:02:21,238 --> 01:02:23,073
Till death do us part.
1059
01:02:23,173 --> 01:02:25,475
Come on, no I'm serious.
This is a serious idea.
1060
01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:27,677
Okay if you, you can get
shampoo, you can get lotion,
1061
01:02:27,812 --> 01:02:29,532
you can get all that
stuff in a travel size,
1062
01:02:29,556 --> 01:02:32,349
you can't find travel
size lube anywhere.
1063
01:02:32,449 --> 01:02:35,519
I spent all morning
with a eye dropper,
1064
01:02:35,619 --> 01:02:37,922
filling a bunch of
containers of it.
1065
01:02:38,022 --> 01:02:40,690
That's really what he did. Ya.
1066
01:02:40,825 --> 01:02:41,658
[Voiceover] Alright let's
get all the lovely couples
1067
01:02:41,826 --> 01:02:43,327
out here on the dance floor.
1068
01:02:51,368 --> 01:02:54,839
♪ It had to be you
1069
01:02:57,507 --> 01:03:00,310
♪ It had to be you
1070
01:03:05,282 --> 01:03:09,887
♪ I wandered around
1071
01:03:09,987 --> 01:03:12,756
♪ finally found
1072
01:03:12,857 --> 01:03:16,927
♪ The somebody who
1073
01:03:19,329 --> 01:03:21,065
Chris I'm so sorry.
1074
01:03:22,332 --> 01:03:23,400
For everything.
1075
01:03:26,236 --> 01:03:30,540
So, you had a horrible time?
1076
01:03:32,943 --> 01:03:33,943
Mmhmm.
1077
01:03:35,245 --> 01:03:36,605
And it's safe to
say it's the worst
1078
01:03:36,629 --> 01:03:38,664
decision you've ever made?
1079
01:03:50,094 --> 01:03:51,962
Do you still love me?
1080
01:03:53,463 --> 01:03:56,901
Of course I still
love you, you moron.
1081
01:04:04,408 --> 01:04:07,377
Chris, dude our song's
coming on next.
1082
01:04:07,477 --> 01:04:10,180
[ Fun jazz music ]
1083
01:04:51,132 --> 01:04:52,132
Yes.
1084
01:04:52,156 --> 01:04:55,225
[ Audience applauding ]
1085
01:05:04,034 --> 01:05:05,034
Mmhmm.
1086
01:05:06,036 --> 01:05:07,036
Ya.
1087
01:05:08,505 --> 01:05:09,505
Yes.
1088
01:05:12,376 --> 01:05:14,178
Okay, not using that.
1089
01:05:16,046 --> 01:05:17,514
Let me get in there,
1090
01:05:17,614 --> 01:05:20,017
I got some catching up
to do with the girls.
1091
01:05:20,117 --> 01:05:21,117
Ya, ya, ya.
1092
01:05:26,156 --> 01:05:28,092
How cute was Mark yesterday?
1093
01:05:28,192 --> 01:05:29,059
So cute.
1094
01:05:29,159 --> 01:05:31,561
Wasn't he adorable?
1095
01:05:31,661 --> 01:05:34,031
Your speech was really good,
1096
01:05:34,131 --> 01:05:34,764
you're really good at speeches.
1097
01:05:34,999 --> 01:05:37,067
[ Buzzing ]
1098
01:05:41,371 --> 01:05:42,806
Hello?
1099
01:05:43,007 --> 01:05:44,208
No, this is him.
1100
01:05:48,012 --> 01:05:49,012
Oh wow.
1101
01:05:51,148 --> 01:05:52,482
Ya no, absolutely.
1102
01:05:54,318 --> 01:05:56,186
That sounds great.
1103
01:05:56,286 --> 01:05:59,356
Ya, no I'll get back
to you by Monday.
1104
01:06:00,524 --> 01:06:01,524
Thank you.
1105
01:06:03,060 --> 01:06:04,261
Great, bye.
1106
01:06:04,361 --> 01:06:05,495
What was that?
1107
01:06:09,199 --> 01:06:11,101
I got the google job.
1108
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:14,080
You did?
1109
01:06:14,104 --> 01:06:14,771
Ya.
1110
01:06:15,039 --> 01:06:15,772
You got it? Ya.
1111
01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:18,875
Oh my god, that's amazing.
1112
01:06:19,043 --> 01:06:20,544
I didn't even know you applied.
1113
01:06:20,644 --> 01:06:22,279
I'm so proud of you.
1114
01:06:23,157 --> 01:06:24,157
What's wrong?
1115
01:06:24,181 --> 01:06:25,181
It's just.
1116
01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:28,094
What about us?
1117
01:06:28,118 --> 01:06:29,653
We'll figure something out.
1118
01:06:29,753 --> 01:06:32,122
We could see each
other on weekends,
1119
01:06:32,222 --> 01:06:33,490
we could meet in the middle.
1120
01:06:33,590 --> 01:06:35,830
Eventually you can get a
transfer to the New York office.
1121
01:06:35,854 --> 01:06:38,924
Ya know, we'll figure it out.
1122
01:06:39,063 --> 01:06:41,865
I don't want to be in a
long distance relationship.
1123
01:06:42,099 --> 01:06:43,099
I'm 32.
1124
01:06:45,069 --> 01:06:47,271
Honestly I'd rather
just, not take the job.
1125
01:06:47,371 --> 01:06:49,639
You can't not take the job. Why?
1126
01:06:49,739 --> 01:06:51,139
Because- I would
rather be with you.
1127
01:06:51,307 --> 01:06:52,947
This is a once in a
life time opportunity.
1128
01:06:53,008 --> 01:06:54,711
You can't not take the job.
1129
01:06:59,583 --> 01:07:01,151
What are you doing?
1130
01:07:02,586 --> 01:07:04,297
Don't you see we're headed right
back to where we started?
1131
01:07:04,321 --> 01:07:06,190
Because I'm pushing you
with this job thing?
1132
01:07:06,290 --> 01:07:07,324
I want you to be happy,
1133
01:07:07,424 --> 01:07:08,864
I want you to fulfill
your potential.
1134
01:07:08,964 --> 01:07:10,564
There's one thing that
will make me happy
1135
01:07:10,588 --> 01:07:12,617
and you know exactly
what that is.
1136
01:07:17,811 --> 01:07:18,811
Wait.
1137
01:07:18,835 --> 01:07:19,569
Wait, wait, wait.
1138
01:07:19,669 --> 01:07:20,669
What?
1139
01:07:23,107 --> 01:07:25,242
I'm amenable to the idea.
1140
01:07:26,787 --> 01:07:27,787
Amenable?
1141
01:07:27,811 --> 01:07:29,313
Yeah, yeah.
1142
01:07:29,413 --> 01:07:33,183
Sonia, amenable people are
amenable to paying taxes.
1143
01:07:33,283 --> 01:07:34,984
I don't want you
to do this for me.
1144
01:07:35,119 --> 01:07:37,721
But I cannot help it if
your fantasy isn't mine.
1145
01:07:37,821 --> 01:07:40,166
Marriage isn't a fantasy,
it's what normal people do.
1146
01:07:40,190 --> 01:07:42,759
Okay, well I'm sorry I'm
not normal enough for you.
1147
01:07:42,859 --> 01:07:45,795
I don't know what to tell you.
1148
01:07:45,895 --> 01:07:48,465
I love that you're not normal.
1149
01:07:52,136 --> 01:07:55,805
Look, we've given this
more than a fair chance.
1150
01:07:57,207 --> 01:08:00,310
And obviously it's
just not gonna work.
1151
01:08:08,152 --> 01:08:10,620
[ Gentle music ]
1152
01:08:26,436 --> 01:08:29,173
Stars are just like you and me?
1153
01:08:30,174 --> 01:08:31,875
I guess that's possible.
1154
01:08:40,450 --> 01:08:43,453
Uh, wait, wait, so
it wasn't the coach?
1155
01:08:43,553 --> 01:08:45,522
It was the step father.
1156
01:08:47,191 --> 01:08:48,758
So I have some news.
1157
01:08:50,260 --> 01:08:51,260
Aw ya?
1158
01:08:51,295 --> 01:08:53,330
We're pregnant!
1159
01:08:53,430 --> 01:08:56,032
We're not pregnant
but I am pregnant.
1160
01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:59,035
Oh my god, congratulations.
1161
01:08:59,269 --> 01:09:00,270
Thank you.
1162
01:09:00,370 --> 01:09:02,038
I'm not sure how
I feel about it,
1163
01:09:02,206 --> 01:09:05,041
but as you can hear,
David is very exited.
1164
01:09:05,275 --> 01:09:07,411
[ Knocking ]
1165
01:09:09,213 --> 01:09:10,280
Hey.
1166
01:09:10,380 --> 01:09:12,549
We finally hear back from Athletica.
Okay.
1167
01:09:12,649 --> 01:09:14,251
They love your track.
1168
01:09:14,351 --> 01:09:15,452
Seriously?
1169
01:09:15,552 --> 01:09:17,263
Like lost their shit, loved it.
1170
01:09:17,287 --> 01:09:19,289
Wow, that's great, awesome.
1171
01:09:19,389 --> 01:09:21,389
It's more than awesome,
come on let's go celebrate.
1172
01:09:21,413 --> 01:09:23,660
Can I take a rain check,
I'm not feeling very well.
1173
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:25,128
Oh come one.
1174
01:09:25,229 --> 01:09:27,273
Let's go drown our sorrows
on the Athletica tab.
1175
01:09:27,297 --> 01:09:28,965
Who's the boss?
1176
01:09:29,233 --> 01:09:30,767
Ha, okay.
1177
01:09:30,867 --> 01:09:33,069
[Voiceover] Yesterday
marked the 20th anniversary
1178
01:09:33,237 --> 01:09:34,877
of the tragic death of
Nirvana's front man
1179
01:09:34,901 --> 01:09:35,672
Kurt Cobain.
1180
01:09:35,772 --> 01:09:37,841
Fans gathered all over the world
1181
01:09:37,941 --> 01:09:39,576
to commemorate the occasion.
1182
01:09:39,676 --> 01:09:43,480
I always thought I'd
be dead by thirty.
1183
01:09:43,580 --> 01:09:48,117
Instead here I am, almost
forty and writing jingles.
1184
01:09:48,252 --> 01:09:50,086
Ya, well you could look
on the bright side.
1185
01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:51,655
What's that.
1186
01:09:51,755 --> 01:09:52,889
You're not dead.
1187
01:09:52,989 --> 01:09:56,726
Oh all the coolest
guys died young.
1188
01:09:58,262 --> 01:10:01,998
James Dean, Jimmy
Hendricks, Jim Morrison.
1189
01:10:02,266 --> 01:10:03,667
I guess.
1190
01:10:05,335 --> 01:10:09,239
Jim Morrison always seemed
kinda lame to me. What?
1191
01:10:09,339 --> 01:10:12,509
Ya, and do you think any of
those guys were ever happy?
1192
01:10:12,609 --> 01:10:13,610
Happy?
1193
01:10:16,012 --> 01:10:17,481
Who's ever happy?
1194
01:10:18,948 --> 01:10:21,385
Seriously, when was the
last time you were happy?
1195
01:10:34,364 --> 01:10:37,534
[ Light hearted music ]
1196
01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:49,245
I totally understand.
1197
01:10:49,346 --> 01:10:51,548
When I was trying to decide
whether to quit my food blog
1198
01:10:51,648 --> 01:10:54,217
or go to law school
Mark said to me
1199
01:10:54,318 --> 01:10:56,686
don't let the idealized
version of your self
1200
01:10:56,786 --> 01:10:58,955
get in the way of what
you really want to do.
1201
01:10:59,055 --> 01:11:00,457
What makes you happy.
1202
01:11:00,557 --> 01:11:01,791
Mark said that?
1203
01:11:01,891 --> 01:11:03,527
I know, I thought to myself
1204
01:11:03,627 --> 01:11:05,161
I don't really like
doing this blog,
1205
01:11:05,329 --> 01:11:07,431
I just love eating and it's okay
1206
01:11:07,531 --> 01:11:09,198
if I want to have a job where
1207
01:11:09,399 --> 01:11:11,335
I make enough money to,
1208
01:11:11,435 --> 01:11:12,469
oh he's here.
1209
01:11:13,803 --> 01:11:16,506
Mark could you give
me Chris's address?
1210
01:11:16,606 --> 01:11:17,474
Can he hear me?
1211
01:11:17,574 --> 01:11:19,409
A man's word is his bond.
1212
01:11:19,509 --> 01:11:20,844
Come on Mark.
1213
01:11:20,944 --> 01:11:24,381
Mark I need Chris's address
and I know that you
1214
01:11:24,481 --> 01:11:28,918
don't trust me right now,
but I have to see him.
1215
01:11:29,018 --> 01:11:30,987
I want to tell him that
I want to marry him.
1216
01:11:31,087 --> 01:11:33,022
Are you going to propose?
1217
01:11:33,122 --> 01:11:34,458
Oh my god, Mark
did you hear her?
1218
01:11:34,558 --> 01:11:36,860
Ya I heard her, I heard her
but I don't have the address.
1219
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:38,880
But he's not there any
ways, he's in Pennsylvania
1220
01:11:38,904 --> 01:11:41,064
it's his grandma's
birthday, or something.
1221
01:11:41,365 --> 01:11:41,965
[ Gasps ]
1222
01:11:42,065 --> 01:11:42,899
Okay, calm down.
1223
01:11:42,999 --> 01:11:46,736
No I, I think the baby's coming.
1224
01:11:46,836 --> 01:11:48,472
What? What?
1225
01:11:48,572 --> 01:11:50,772
Holy shit, I'm gonna get the
bag, I'm gonna get the bag.
1226
01:11:50,796 --> 01:11:51,475
Calmly, calmly!
1227
01:11:51,575 --> 01:11:54,778
I want this baby brought
into a peaceful environment.
1228
01:11:54,878 --> 01:11:56,389
Should I come with you?
No, no, no.
1229
01:11:56,413 --> 01:11:59,425
No, no, no, absolutely not. You
go do what you need to do,
1230
01:11:59,449 --> 01:12:03,520
I want this baby to have a
whole set of god parents.
1231
01:12:10,660 --> 01:12:11,661
Hey, Sonia.
1232
01:12:12,896 --> 01:12:16,500
Hi, oh god I still
have your book.
1233
01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:17,600
Don't worry about it.
1234
01:12:17,634 --> 01:12:19,202
I've read it before.
1235
01:12:19,403 --> 01:12:19,969
Where ya headed?
1236
01:12:20,069 --> 01:12:21,069
Harrisburg.
1237
01:12:21,104 --> 01:12:22,972
I gotta visit my friend.
1238
01:12:24,741 --> 01:12:25,809
How about you?
1239
01:12:25,909 --> 01:12:28,612
Well I sell medical supplies so
1240
01:12:28,712 --> 01:12:31,615
I'm doing the Philly
hospitals this week.
1241
01:12:36,420 --> 01:12:39,122
[ Buzzing ]
1242
01:12:39,423 --> 01:12:39,923
Hey.
1243
01:12:40,023 --> 01:12:40,824
Hey.
1244
01:12:40,924 --> 01:12:41,791
Is the baby here.
1245
01:12:41,891 --> 01:12:43,927
No, but Son, Chris is here.
1246
01:12:44,027 --> 01:12:45,128
What?
1247
01:12:45,429 --> 01:12:47,330
Chris is here.
1248
01:12:47,431 --> 01:12:48,751
Mark put something
up on Facebook.
1249
01:12:48,775 --> 01:12:49,966
Oh my god, oh shit.
1250
01:12:50,066 --> 01:12:51,066
Shit, shit.
1251
01:12:54,504 --> 01:12:57,306
Sir I'm really sorry but I
have to get off the bus.
1252
01:12:57,441 --> 01:12:58,608
Ma'am please take your seat.
1253
01:12:58,708 --> 01:12:59,819
Please sir, this
is an emergency.
1254
01:12:59,843 --> 01:13:00,877
I can't stop the but now,
1255
01:13:00,977 --> 01:13:01,878
it's against the law.
1256
01:13:01,978 --> 01:13:02,879
Okay sir.
1257
01:13:02,979 --> 01:13:04,280
Ma'am please take your seat.
1258
01:13:04,448 --> 01:13:07,717
Please okay, my boyfriend,
my ex boyfriend,
1259
01:13:07,817 --> 01:13:09,857
I'm gonna propose to him,
that's why I'm on the bus.
1260
01:13:09,881 --> 01:13:12,489
Shouldn't your boyfriend be
the one doing the proposin'?
1261
01:13:12,589 --> 01:13:13,589
He tried.
1262
01:13:13,657 --> 01:13:14,858
And you said no?
1263
01:13:14,958 --> 01:13:16,278
Yep, sort of so can
I just please.
1264
01:13:16,460 --> 01:13:17,503
Does he drink?
1265
01:13:17,527 --> 01:13:18,194
No.
1266
01:13:18,462 --> 01:13:18,995
Oh he hit's you?
1267
01:13:19,095 --> 01:13:20,564
What, no.
1268
01:13:20,664 --> 01:13:22,007
No, no, no, aren't we setting
the bar a little low here?
1269
01:13:22,031 --> 01:13:23,767
So what was the problem?
1270
01:13:23,867 --> 01:13:26,302
I don't know, I just
didn't know what
1271
01:13:26,470 --> 01:13:28,672
I wanted to do with my life.
1272
01:13:28,772 --> 01:13:33,276
Ya, when was young I
wanted to be a poet.
1273
01:13:33,510 --> 01:13:35,979
[ Action music ]
1274
01:14:07,143 --> 01:14:09,212
[ Panting ]
1275
01:14:13,583 --> 01:14:16,185
Hi. Hi.
1276
01:14:17,687 --> 01:14:19,388
Wow.
1277
01:14:19,523 --> 01:14:20,857
Say hello to baby Ellie.
1278
01:14:20,957 --> 01:14:24,127
Known to his friends as Bing.
1279
01:14:24,227 --> 01:14:26,896
Ellie Bing Gestler.
1280
01:14:28,865 --> 01:14:30,233
You wanna hold him?
1281
01:14:30,534 --> 01:14:31,868
Ya.
1282
01:14:31,968 --> 01:14:33,269
Should I wash my hands first?
1283
01:14:33,537 --> 01:14:35,939
No you'll be fine.
1284
01:14:36,039 --> 01:14:37,140
Oh my god.
1285
01:14:41,010 --> 01:14:42,011
There we go.
1286
01:14:42,111 --> 01:14:43,556
Oh he's so handsome.
1287
01:14:43,580 --> 01:14:46,850
I know. I can't
believe we made him.
1288
01:14:49,919 --> 01:14:53,222
His head is like a little...
It'll change.
1289
01:14:53,322 --> 01:14:55,568
Oh thank god I thought
it was all the pot
1290
01:14:55,592 --> 01:14:56,712
we smoked before we realized
1291
01:14:56,736 --> 01:14:58,001
Nora was pregnant.
1292
01:14:58,061 --> 01:14:59,262
Well I'm not sure then um
1293
01:15:00,296 --> 01:15:02,198
it's supposed to change.
1294
01:15:03,733 --> 01:15:05,635
It'll definitely change.
1295
01:15:05,735 --> 01:15:07,971
Okay... Okay.
1296
01:15:08,071 --> 01:15:10,073
Alright, I gotta get going guys.
1297
01:15:10,173 --> 01:15:11,440
Oh you're leaving?
1298
01:15:11,641 --> 01:15:12,776
Congratulations buddy.
1299
01:15:12,876 --> 01:15:15,945
MARK: I love you. Love you too.
1300
01:15:16,045 --> 01:15:17,681
Bye. Bye.
1301
01:15:17,781 --> 01:15:20,249
Bye baby. Bye uncle Chris.
1302
01:15:21,184 --> 01:15:22,185
See ya.
1303
01:15:24,788 --> 01:15:26,089
Chris wait.
1304
01:15:26,189 --> 01:15:27,190
Chris. What?
1305
01:15:27,290 --> 01:15:30,093
I know I'm probably way to late.
1306
01:15:30,193 --> 01:15:32,161
And I know you have a
whole other life going
1307
01:15:32,261 --> 01:15:34,664
but I have to tell
you something.
1308
01:15:34,764 --> 01:15:38,802
I screwed up really
badly and I'm so sorry.
1309
01:15:38,902 --> 01:15:40,542
Sonia, you have nothing
to be sorry about.
1310
01:15:40,604 --> 01:15:41,871
You didn't do anything wrong.
1311
01:15:41,971 --> 01:15:43,439
Plus I don't want to go there.
1312
01:15:43,607 --> 01:15:45,408
There's no point. No
there is a point.
1313
01:15:45,609 --> 01:15:46,776
There is a huge point.
1314
01:15:46,876 --> 01:15:49,713
Okay please can I just
show you this one thing?
1315
01:15:49,813 --> 01:15:51,715
It'll take one minute
and then I swear
1316
01:15:51,815 --> 01:15:53,683
I will never bother you again.
1317
01:16:12,769 --> 01:16:13,769
Thanks.
1318
01:16:25,982 --> 01:16:27,150
There's no sound.
1319
01:16:28,151 --> 01:16:30,654
There's supposed to be a song.
1320
01:16:39,128 --> 01:16:41,064
♪ It had to be you
1321
01:16:45,669 --> 01:16:48,071
♪ It had to be you
1322
01:16:49,906 --> 01:16:55,745
♪ I've wandered around
and finally found ♪
1323
01:16:55,845 --> 01:16:59,983
♪ Somebody who
1324
01:17:00,083 --> 01:17:03,720
♪ could make me be true
1325
01:17:03,820 --> 01:17:06,189
♪ Could make me be blue
1326
01:17:08,692 --> 01:17:11,160
♪ Make me be sad ♪
1327
01:17:11,260 --> 01:17:13,529
♪ Or even be glad
1328
01:17:13,730 --> 01:17:16,332
♪ Thinking of you ♪
1329
01:17:19,335 --> 01:17:22,748
♪ Some ah some, some
1330
01:17:22,772 --> 01:17:26,075
♪ Some other's I've seen
1331
01:17:28,311 --> 01:17:30,279
♪ Might never be mean
1332
01:17:30,379 --> 01:17:33,549
♪ Might never be cross
1333
01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:36,385
♪ Or try to be boss ♪
1334
01:17:36,485 --> 01:17:38,121
♪ But they wouldn't do ♪
1335
01:17:39,823 --> 01:17:42,025
Did you really do
all this for me?
1336
01:17:43,860 --> 01:17:45,929
I'm sorry I pushed the
marriage thing on you.
1337
01:17:46,029 --> 01:17:47,509
We don't have to get married.
[ yelps ]
1338
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Seriously?
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Will you marry me?
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Of course I will.
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[ Gentle music ]
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♪
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