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every autumn

when the cool wind blows and evil comes

to town

filling the night air where it comes

from

nobody knows one night a year

its name is fear

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so

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hello

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wow

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oh

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channel

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2

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ten

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so

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so

there you go my friend all ready

for halloween

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i didn't realize college is going to be

such a drag

liz it took you two months to figure

that out you're a freshman

give it a little bit more time i don't

like the way mr bockhardt looks at you

in biology class tricks

i really think he wants you who says i

don't want him

who says he hasn't already had you who

says more than once how do you think i

keep on passing

oh yuck what see your reflection

no this house what about it phoebe

harold lives there

the quiet janitor on campus he's

harmless enough

no he's weird really weird so are you

what's the harm i hear he catches and

kills animals he traps in his backyard

and then he stuffs them he lives all

alone in that house with the corpse of

his dead mother don't believe everything

you hear

no it's true i swear i've spoken to him

a few times

he's okay certainly no prince charming

but she could do worse

oh gee thanks maybe i'll go on a date

with frankenstein

no too classy for you

let's go it's getting late and we got

some serious studying today

do you have any idea what i can use for

a halloween costume

how about a bag over your head

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do

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creepy arrow creepy hound come on creepy

how come

no not the scarecrow

yeah all right

he's my friend have a heart

i'll get him get him come on

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so

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oh we sure got creepy how good this time

didn't we guys

that'll be a halloween prank he won't

soon forget

no stop don't the scarecrow is my friend

what a loser all hail the halloween gang

matt jj nick

now what do we do hey tomorrow's

halloween night let's have a party

yeah a halloween party my parents are

away for a few days as long as we clean

up afterwards they'll never know the

difference

great man the wildest craziest bash

ever assembled under one roof this will

blow the others away

great we got a lot of [ __ ] to do let's

get started we gotta buy booze

invite chicks get costumes get laid get

drunk

get laid i've got a handle on a few

sorority girls they love to party

and how about the alpha beta guys they

can get us all the booze we want

no way they'll bring the booze but

they'll leave

with all the women yeah he's right man

we'll buy our own booze

my wallet's missing looks like i'm

buying the booze

come on let's make some calls and tell

everybody about this party

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have a heart

we'll see about that

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do

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there goes a quiet night

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what

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so

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is

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is

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yes yes

yes

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giving elixir

um

now my friend let's see if all these

years of

toil bear fruit

the evil winds in this

ancient breathe life

into your hollow shell

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time of vengeance draws near and we

have much work to do

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hahaha

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so

so

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hello hello who is this

hello is trixx there hi liz

why don't you say anything when you

picked up i just got a weird call

a heavy breathing

probably a telemarketer most of them

can't speak english anyway

you're probably right maybe it was a

halloween prank too

speaking of halloween i got a call from

nick and he's having a party at his

house tonight

and he wants us to go

no that means matt's gonna be there and

i don't have to deal with him

please do for me why

because you're my friend you're my best

friend and besides

nick is kind of cute you're so lame

i'll take that as a yes i'll be over

later this afternoon to come pick you up

and don't forget we have to pick out

costumes still

yeah sure but if matt starts up while

we're there you're bringing me home

okay deal i'll talk to you later bye

girl you're letting all this halloween

don't go to your head

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oh sorry hey you're harold right

yes i am what are you doing tonight

probably thinking someone up

nick is having a party at his house why

don't you stop by

sure if he doesn't mind it's cool

oh and you have to wear a costume okay

can i bring a friend do you have any

liz zip it bring whomever you want

it'll be fun you like to have fun right

yeah who does

okay all right hope to see you there

nick is gonna be pissed when he finds

out we'll be in a costume

no one will ever know

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let's skip this place i heard it was

haunted lots of other houses

let's get them a bunch of sushis come on

trick or treat trick or treat

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that guy was crazy yeah anyway

let's see what we got

an apple you got it it's probably razors

you know

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loser

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ah

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so

hey man this is awesome by the way did

you know there's a goat in your bathroom

no way yes way i wonder who put it up

there

who cares as long as he doesn't need the

towel

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now i would never really find a

halloween

no did it scare you when you were a kid

well we were trick-or-treating when i

was little and

i got separated from my sister about

three hours to find him

really that's too bad

wow this party is a full swing

i'm sure you want to do this it doesn't

really look like much fun

is this about matt again look you broke

up with him two months ago i'm sure he's

over it by now

it's not that it's just we're going

trick-or-treating instead

that's for kids come on

yeah babe alerted the front door

hey that's trixie this could turn out to

be a good night after all

she dumped you pal face it tonight

she's looking for some new hardware yeah

well

maybe she'll have to settle for a

well-used drill bit

dream on

hello ladies nice costumes

great party matt trix

retreat neither

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so

can you believe that [ __ ] forget about

him there's plenty of fish in the sea

i'm sure he'll be hunting me all night

long

now if you latch onto someone else in

the meantime

maybe crazy harold will show up i'll

have a dancing partner

madame would you care to dance why of

course

see you later behave thanks for being in

me

best friend

what's up man his ex showed up dumped

him first

thing what a baby he's supposed to be

the mature one

go figure

you know who our chosen ones are

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man i didn't come here to make up with

you i came here with liz to have a good

time

you won't even give me a chance i've

already given you two chances but you

still seem hell-bent on cheating on me

over and over again

look i'm sorry all right i'm really

sorry you certainly

are

excuse me i think i see someone i know

who the heck could that be

harold is that you yeah it's me

are you okay under there you're not

suffocating are you i'm okay

do you want a drink is there any punch

i think we can find something

still mad about tricks screw her

you wish

no freaking way creepy harold

don't tell me she's banging him hey

candid [ __ ]

sorry who the hell invited him anyway

nobody he's crashing the party what's up

guys

look over there creepy harold's

expanding his horizons

so what i got a date tonight you're

worried

not mine yeah thanks traitor

what would you figure creepy harold's

dressed like a scarecrow

hey matt you want to teach him another

lesson tonight

not yet but he'll get his later on don't

worry

watch it [ __ ]

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hey creepy howl

you lay one finger on trixie and you

wish you were never born

okay weirdo you're dead meat

no

all right man all right it's cool

go have a drink or something

freaking weirdo

you know it's really cool that your

parents let you have this party my

parents would

never allow such a thing are you kidding

they have no idea about this party

they'd kill me if they ever found out

so they're not around huh no they're

gone for about a week

well then who's gonna tuck you in

tonight

i tell you what how about you get a

couple of drinks

and then you can show me your room

great caesars ghost hold on

that was fast let's go

ugh

where the hell am i

whoa hey pumpkin

freak up

i know what that is i'm in [ __ ]

i can do this

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oh screw this i need a drink

how's your drink

fine thank you i'm really surprised you

showed up tonight

so am i no one here likes me

that's not true harold

it is the only friends i have are the

ones i created out of latex and pain

i'm your friend harold

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you just feel sorry for me but your

kindness is appreciated

your boyfriend matt

ex-boyfriend

he's not a nice person you noticed huh

may not be my place to say this but you

deserve to be treated better

much better

you deserve to be treated like a

princess

that is so sweet no one has ever said

anything to me like that before

remember tricks the greatest gift you

can give to someone

is that of yourself but never

let anyone ever take away who you truly

are

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what is it what's wrong

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harold

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what's wrong

please leave you're in grave danger

leave and never come back

harold where are you going

great now who am i going to talk to

oh

i gotta take a crap

never mind

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so

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we're talking

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this party has crashed and burned

what do you say we rent some rflex from

the online video store

horror flicks well that's right it's

halloween

i'll get a christmas one wise guy

we'll get some old school horror teen

slasher movies

werewolves maybe some british films with

dracula

you can still find movies like that on a

video shelf

well you gotta look usually under the

mega budget stuff and all the remakes

you know what i remember watching movies

like that saturday nights until three

o'clock in the morning with my kid

brother

those are the days yeah you ain't mine

you know what i almost wonder if they'll

have some of those italian hercules

movies

i don't want to have to ask the clerk

why

because those movies are awesome

oily muscle manitoba's huh

hey come on man you know it's not like

that

so

looks like matt's ready to call tonight

are you kidding he's just getting his

second wind

anyone see liz anywhere

nick a long time ago great

now how am i gonna get home well we're

gonna go to the video store in a few

minutes we can take you along if you

want

sure thanks i doubt liz will be leaving

anytime soon

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some trunk must have electrical call the

electric company

the phone's dead too that's odd

anyone have a cell phone oh mine's

charging over up on the counter i might

have enough juice left for one call

that is a door now

what the hell was that

you know you creeped me out dude it

looked like it was a scarecrow

it's probably herald yeah creepy harold

why doesn't he just

go home the party's over hey trixie

matt has a cell phone in his pocket you

can reach for it i'm not

me either we'll just have to wait for

the electric company to do their job

oh you scared me

buddy the party's over so come on just

get out of the way here and i can get

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going

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hey nick i'm getting a little bit

cleaned up where's your shower

the first door on the right just watch

the hot water nozzles broken

and scald yourself looks like the

power went out do you have any candles

in your bathroom

yeah my mom leaves some in there for

when my dad takes his morning dump

okay care to join me

wash my back no not really

jerk but i will wash her front

i'll be in a little bit okay

don't take too long though i'll start

without you

some peace and quiet

what are you doing i'm gonna go

downstairs check out the breakers maybe

one of them got tripped by all the dj

equipment

well don't fall i'll be right back

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i hope nick still has some life in him

tonight

girl r-h-o-t hot

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oh

much better

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so much for that idea nothing wrong with

these things

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the hell

you shouldn't mock things you don't

understand beware the scarecrow tonight

yeah that's real funny creepy harold

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oh

hey creepy harold yeah all right man i

admit

i admit it you got me a little scared

but you know what if i were you i get

the hell out of here because matt's

upstairs he's looking to put the hurt

out on you

big time

yeah man i saw your stupid prank okay

now the joke is over

so go home

hey man what are you doing now put the

axe down harold

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where'd everybody go party's over

everyone's gone

must be nick's parents didn't pay the

electric bill

hey trixie you hang around just for me

don't flatter yourself olympic i'm going

outside to take a look around

be right back

she really wants me to know yeah i'm

sure

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oh

hey nick are you coming or not i fell

asleep

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so

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hello party's over

you can go home now

carol

thank you

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i'm sorry if i upset you

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so

so

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something is seriously wrong here

it's about time i'm pruning up in here

what are you doing playing with yourself

hurry up

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how to waste water

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it's about time

is jj back yet no why scott you're on

these in the bunch

the vehicles every engine has been

dismantled we're trapped here

well good hell would take apart our

engines to trap us here is this some

kind of joke do i look like i'm joking

creepy harold it's got to be him what

makes you say that

well yesterday we um you what

roughed him up a little bit tore down a

scarecrow

that's more that's all i don't believe

this how could you be so cruel

we're just having a little fun just got

a little carried away

so what so what do you realize what you

may have done

that [ __ ] is unhinged who knows what

he's capable of when he's on the loose

and by the way without help here

look everybody just call it all right

alan you go get jj

everything's gonna be all right for

pete's sake you better hope so for

everybody's sakes

well it's about damn time hey

look this is a private party go

downstairs and dance the night away with

everybody else

look my girlfriend's coming back in two

minutes we're gonna have some more sex

you can't watch so get downstairs

i said get the hell out of here

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blood

but from what

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slow down alan what is it what's wrong

a heart a human heart was in the

basement

and jj is nowhere to be found

okay that's it we're out of here even if

we have to walk to town

let me go get nick and liz

that won't be necessary

harold thank god you're here we need

help

i'm not here to help you

with the help of the scarecrow i'm here

to punish

you what the heck are you babbling about

you

nutcase man let him talk

harold tell us what's going on tonight

is the eve of all

saints the night

of hallow and on

this night evil

rose

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last night i

called it upon my

creation and it breathed

life into it the night

belongs to the scarecrow

and so do you guess who he's coming

after two nights no harold please make

it stop

i'm sorry trixx but it's too

late

man don't hurt him he's the only one who

can help

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we don't stand a chance with harold and

his killer scarecrow running around

come on scared coach just don't run

around by themselves

if anybody's dead here's by his hands oh

my god let me get nick and liz

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that's it i'm going out there and i'm

gonna get him

don't be stupid

harold come on out here you [ __ ]

whack job

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so

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ah

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come on harold i'm here come and get me

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you're not real you can't hurt me

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oh

that rocky bastard

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ah

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so

um

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so

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so

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ah

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why didn't you believe what i told you

to

i can't stop it now the scarecrow and i

are one

you sick murderer i hate you i hate

every ounce of you

don't say that don't you

ever say that

down here scarecrow the last

object of your retribution

oh get her scarecrow

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um

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uh

oh

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no it's impossible

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so

burning hell scarecrow

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so

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you stupid [ __ ] you think you can kill

the scarecrow leave me alone

thank you for your showing creepy harold

a little kindness

oh

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hmm

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wow

wow

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ugh

leave me alone you got what you wanted

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harold

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stop it

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oh

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uh

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scarecrow

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well hello scarecrow it was an

interesting night wasn't it

i suspect the police will be here soon

so you must rest here and be quiet as a

mouse

no one will suspect you i must hide to

all this business

dies down maybe with

any luck they'll count me as one of the

missing

we'll be planning our halloween for next

year very soon

it'll even be better than this year and

look at all the help we'll have

oh and by the way

happy halloween

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so

you