Original subtitles

( whistles )

* Some say I'm just a kid *

* But I stand tall like a pyramid *

* One day I'll be mythic *

* Read about it in hieroglyphics *

* Ah-ee-ah-ah-oh

* It's written in the stars, I'm who I'm gonna be *

* I'm takin' on the world this time *

* It's written in the stars of all that I can be *

* I feel the power in my heart *

* It's written in the stars *

( people screaming )

( weapons zapping )

Both: Aaah!

-( beeping ) - Cleo: Yeeahh!

( battle grunts )

Come at me, bats!

Not to get all nit-picky, but these are actually robotic bats.

Whoa! Aaah! Or "Robats."

Eat. Magnetism! Uhhh!

Oh, man. IhateRobats.

If one of those gross things touches my hair,

I will seriously, for real, totally freak out!

- Aaah! - Unhhh!

I thought you'd be more worried about contracting robies.

That sounds bad!

Unhh! Yahh!

Akila: It's robot rabies.

Transmissible to robots and cyborgs

and causes uncontrolled giggling.

Whoa! That sounds cute!

( grunting )

Not when you can't stop laughing at inappropriate moments, like..

- Aaah! - Gotcha! Heh heh.

I can't think of an example

of an inappropriate moment right now,

but you'd know if you saw one.

( zapping )

( grunting )

Heeyahh! Ha ha ha ha.

- Whoaaaa! - Cleo!

- ( zapping ) - Aaah!

Aaaaah!

( grunting )

It touched my hair. It touched my hair.

I'm freaking out. I'm seriously freaking out.

Stupid bat!

( battle sounds )

Huh?

Aaah!

( grunting )

Heh heh. It's the thought that counts.

Yeehahh!

Yee-haw!

( grunting )

Cleo: Yeah!

Ha ha! Grrr!

- ( zapping ) - Aaaah!

Whoa! Unhh!

Ha ha! Yahh!

( grunting )

( panting )

( grunts )

Buh-bye, buh-bat.

Yeeeahhh!

( all cheering, laughing )

Yeah-heh!

Whoo! Oh, yeah.

Hey, Zaid. Shoot much?

Sorry, snakehead.

Don't beat yourself up.

Not everyone can be as awesome as me.

( all panting )

Security's here!

Great timing, Khensu.

In case that wasn't clear, I was being sarcastic.

Thanks for explaining how sarcasm works, Akila.

You're wel-- Oh. That was sarcasm too.

I've had it with you two.

Security has been lax around here for too long.

- Clean out your lockers! - ( whimpering )

( laughing )

( crackling )

Curse you, robies! Curse you! Ha ha ha ha!

Yeah,that's an inappropriate moment.

- I gathered that. - ( Brian laughing )

( grunting )

This is the fourth time Octavian's spies attacked this week!

And more and more innocent students' lives are being placed in danger.

We have to find the spy, and we have to do it now.

Is that...a camera?

You missed me again, Dorktavian.

I think you might be losing your touch.

Heeyahh!

( static )

( robotic monotone ) Do not worry, sir.

The mission wasn't a complete disaster.

One of the Robats touched the cyborg's hair,

and it really seemed to freak him out.

I'm not concerned with the Robats.

They were merely a diversion.

During their attack,

our spy at the Academy was sent...a Dittobot.

A Dittobot.

A blob of artificially intelligent nanofoam

that can take on any form.

What are you, the narrator?

I-- I...just wanted to make sure

we were talking about the same thing.

Sure. The Dittobot will impersonate someone Cleopatra knows.

Once it has her trust, it will kidnap her...

and bring her straight tome.

( evil laughter )

( evil laughter continues )

( robotically evil laughter )

The evil laughter is more of a solo thing.

Ah. Sorry.

( laughing normally )

Darn it! Now I've lost the rhythm!

( evil laughter ) Nope, there it is.

Aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Nailed it!

Cleo: This is how we're gonna catch the spy.

Khensu, you check all the student and staff records

to see if there are any clues there.

Technically, I don't take orders from you.

But I suppose this one time...

( laughing hysterically )

Sorry! Sorry, guys.

My anti-virus program is still clearing out the robies.

Brian and Akila. You go over all the security

and Boswell footage from the time of the attacks.

Isn't that kind of, uh, snooping?

Yes! And snooping in other people's business

is one of my absolute favorite things to do! ( laughs )

Zaid and I will grill everyone at the Academy

and see what we can find out.

Lucky for us, I can always tell when someone is lying.