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Previously on boston legal
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I have an 80% chance
of getting alzheimer's?
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Have you been feeling
other symptoms lately?
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Sometimes i feel
a little foggy.
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I don't seem
to always get things.
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We all know it,
we laugh it off,
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We say,
"isn't the mad cow cute?"
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At what point do we all admit
the man needs help?
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-The firm is going broke?
-We may have to shut our doors.
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Did i know this
and forget?
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You've been almost like
a big sister to me.
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If you knew
this crazy catherine piper...
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do you think
they considered me sane?
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If only they could know you
like i do.
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Hello, dear.
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May i help you?
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Yeah, i'm looking
for a lawyer.
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Uh, yes,
i suspected as much.
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You're in a law firm.
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Uh, what have you done, dear?
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Well, i, uh, i got
into harvard, and then--
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A pretty little thing like you?
Oh, please.
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Who'd we do, sweetheart?
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Then they rescinded
my admission,
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And now i would like
to sue them.
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Of course you would.
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Um, katie, be a dear
and help this young lady.
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Uh, katie will
help you, dear.
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Why don't we go
to the conference room?
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Okey.
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Hello.
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Who are you?
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Uh, i'm catherine, honey. D--
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Who are you?
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Carl sack.
May i help you?
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I doubt it.
Uh, you strike me as pushy.
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May i ask,
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And i think i may,
being, uh, a senior partner,
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Just wh-What...
what are you doing here?
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I work here, dear.
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You work here?
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Yes, dear.
Who hired you?
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Shirley schmidt did, dear.
She's my older sister.
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I think if shirley schmidt
had hired you,
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-She would've told me.
-Really?
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Does she
tell you everything?
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Did she tell you she went
to cabo for the week?
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She did,
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And she left me
a contact number...
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if you can imagine.
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Well, that's lovely.
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Did she tell you her calls
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Were being forwarded
to her younger sister?
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Hello.
Who's calling, please?
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Is it the pushy man?
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Okay, denny,
i want you to count backwards
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By sevens from a hundred.
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Why?
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It's just a test.
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100.
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93.
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Uh, 86.
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81.
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75.
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4--4, i meant to say.
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4. Uh, 1984,
like the orwell--
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74.
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Who the hell wrote that?
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No, no, you were down to
74 not 84.
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W-Whatever.
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Continue, please.
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74.
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67.
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Hell of year--'67.
The sox won the pennant.
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Jimmy lonborg pitched
a 2-Hitter second game,
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And yaz plunked two out.
Hell of a game.
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Who pitched the first game
of tt world series?
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Jose santiago against, uh,
bob gibson.
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Gibson pitched, uh, three times,
won the series.
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Who's the best pitcher
for the sox this year?
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Don't tell me. Uh... uh...
josh pecker.
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Hell of a pitcher, pecker.
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Who's the best hitter?
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Uh, that's, uh, that black guy--
Uh, the, um--
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Ortiz. David ortiz.
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He's half black, half mexican,
half dominican.
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Who's the president
of the united states?
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Barack obama.
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He's half hawaiian, half kenyan
half black and half,
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Uh, halle berry.
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It has progressed.
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Last year,
we were at stage,
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Which is basically
mild cognitive decline.
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Now it's more like stage 4,
which is moderate.
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Talk to me like i'm
in the room, would you?
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I am.
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You remember yesterday
very well,
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But forming new memories
is obviously more difficult.
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Cut to the punch line.
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You're in the early stages
of alzheimer's.
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We're not talking about
precursor's anymore.
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It's here.
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Academic doping?
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Yeah. You find a friend
with a prescription
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For ritalin or adderall,
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And you pop some pills to help study
and stay focused the day of the s.A.T.
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-And you did this?
-Yeah. It's not illegal.
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And how'd you do
on the s.A.T.?
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I got a perfect score.
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And i was accepted
to harvard...
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which is fairly newsworthy
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Given i went to your average
small-Town public school.
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I did an interview
with the local paper...
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where i was quoted as saying
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Ritalin was a godsend
when it came to test taking.
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And that sparked a whole debate
in the comments section--
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Is it ethical, is it not--
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And the boston papers
picked it up,
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And suddenly i'm in the middle
of this controversy
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That harvard wants no part of,
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So they rescind
my offer of admission.
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Well, i believe taking
a controlled substance
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Without a prescription
actually is illegal.
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No, it's a study aid,
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Just one step above
potent coffee.
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So what would you
like us to do?
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Get me reinstated
at harvard.
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I didn't do anything
to deserve this.
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I mean,
they're singling me out,
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And now
no school will take me.
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Where are your parents
with all this?
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Beyond devastated.
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It was their dream to see
their little girl go to harvard.
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I have to fix this.
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I screwed it up...
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and i have to fix this.
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What are you doing
at my desk?
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Oh. Oh. I-I was just
straightening up.
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That's what assistants do.
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You're not my assistant.
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Yes, i am, dear.
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No, i have an as--
Where is she?
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-Oh, francine?
-Mm.
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-I fired her.
-You--
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Too pretty, too young--
She's a distraction.
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All right,
i'm calling security.
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Look, honey, you sure
you want to make trouble
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For shirley's sister?
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-I mean, after all--
-Your name is catherine piper.
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You were fired for, among
other things, being psychotic.
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I also have cancer, dear.
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There. It's out.
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I am desperate
for a distraction,
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Anything to occupy myself
while...
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I'm sorry. I didn't come here
to indulge...
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you have cancer?
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Not really, but i could
get some if you'd like.
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Oh, 9-1-1.
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Look, if i could just
work here on a temporary--
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Oh, sorry.
(The practice's themed music)
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9-1-1.
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What's the emergency?
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How did...
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i'm afraid they said no.
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But...
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did you point out
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I didn't actually violate
any policy or--
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They're citing honesty,
moral character.
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Uh, everybody's doing it.
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-I realize that, but--
-But you went public, margie.
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We can take it to court,
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But i wouldn't expect
to be successful.
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Oh, we--We have to try.
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I have geared my whole life
toward going to harvard.
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I just...
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i need to try.
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Please.
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I don't know, jerry.
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You say she didn't have
a prescription.
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All the kids
are doing this, alan--
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Geing it
without prescriptions.
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Well, that's not much
of an argument.
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You could argue that rescinding
her admission is arbitrary
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Since they have
no official policy.
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Oh, alan.
Um, hey, jerry.
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Alan, there's a drug--
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It's called, uh, dimebolin,
something like that--
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And i want it.
My doctor won't give it to me.
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It's from russia.
It stems off alzheimer's.
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Denny, slow down.
I can't at the moment.
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I've taken
a little too much adderall.
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Adderall?
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See? That's what margie takes,
that and ritalin.
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Ritalin. I love ritalin.
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Denny, what did we agree on
regarding your medicines?
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I would be in charge.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, but i'm
the one with the alzheimer's.
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I'll take what i want,
and right now, i want dimebolin.
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And you've gotta
help me get it.
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You okay, jerry?
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Academic doping...
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it has such a stigma to it.
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What about emotional doping?
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What do you mean?
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That's what i do--
Emotional doping.
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I take
my little helpers to...
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do you think
it reflects poorly
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On my moral character?
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No.
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What's the difference?
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Well, your medication
is prescribed for one thing.
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Mostly.
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And second, you have a specific,
diagnosed condition, jerry--
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Asperger's syndrome.
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Three years ago, you couldn't
even make eye contact.
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I take pills
that affect my brain
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To help me perform better.
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Jerry,
i'm the first one to say
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We have
an overmedicated society.
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We've got 3 year olds
on antipsychotics.
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People who don't even have
high cholesterol take statins.
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People take sleep aids
when maybe they should just
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Read a book or masturbate.
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I-It's out of control.
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But that's not to say that many
drugs don't do a lot of good.
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They save lives.
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People need drugs like insulin
or blood pressure medicine
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To simply
maintain their health.
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And drugs help some people
to live normal, productive lives
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Who might otherwise not.
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You fall into that category.
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Popping pills to...
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Get better s.A.T. Scores--
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That's...
something different.
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You are not working here,
catherine.
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That much has been decided.
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Well, then what are
we doing in your office,
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Behind closed doors...
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where you could
sexually ravage me
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With no witnesses
to say it didn't happen?
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We're here because i'm told
you're a friend of alan's.
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And as a courtesy to him
and you,
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I thought
i would at least give you
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An opportunity to explain
why you're doing this.
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I'm doing it because i'm old
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And i'm bored.
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All my friends are dead.
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It's not like
i could go skiing
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Or--Or mountain climbing or...
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honestly, a-Assuming i were
qualified to be your assistant,
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Uh, would you
employ somebody my age?
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Probably not.
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I didn't think so.
257
00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:33,730
I got that on tape, dear.
258
00:12:33,765 --> 00:12:36,720
Now i can e you
for age discrimination.
259
00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:40,458
Best you keep me on,
avoid the controversy.
260
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,841
Get out, catherine.
261
00:12:54,959 --> 00:12:57,150
I didn't cheat.
I took medicine
262
00:12:57,185 --> 00:12:59,301
To help my brain function
at its highest level.
263
00:12:59,336 --> 00:13:02,232
You didn't have a prescription
for the medication.
264
00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:05,007
A dozen faculty members
at cambridge university
265
00:13:05,042 --> 00:13:07,095
Admit to taking
unprescribed adderall
266
00:13:07,130 --> 00:13:09,230
To improve their own
academic performance,
267
00:13:09,265 --> 00:13:11,410
But nobody's expelling them.
268
00:13:11,445 --> 00:13:14,068
They're claiming it shows
poor moral character.
269
00:13:14,103 --> 00:13:15,009
And i reject that.
270
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:18,615
Helicopter pilots take prescription
stimulants to stay alert.
271
00:13:18,650 --> 00:13:20,906
Medical interns take
drugs for narcolepsy
272
00:13:20,941 --> 00:13:21,948
So that they can work all night.
273
00:13:21,983 --> 00:13:23,699
Should we indict
all of them as well?
274
00:13:23,734 --> 00:13:26,299
All they've done is use
a pharmacological tool
275
00:13:26,334 --> 00:13:28,951
So that they could do
their work more effectively.
276
00:13:29,328 --> 00:13:30,395
Certainly you're aware
277
00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:32,659
That harvard has
extremely high standards.
278
00:13:32,694 --> 00:13:33,402
Of course.
279
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:34,820
John f. Kennedy was a graduate.
280
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,186
As was the unabomber.
281
00:13:36,221 --> 00:13:38,585
-F.D.R.
-Hitler's foreign press secretary.
282
00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,401
Numerous literary figures--
283
00:13:40,436 --> 00:13:41,455
Emerson, thoreau--
284
00:13:41,490 --> 00:13:43,024
And the cardinal archbishop
285
00:13:43,059 --> 00:13:45,290
Who shielded child molesters
from prosecution.
286
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,036
For faculty,
287
00:13:46,071 --> 00:13:48,471
You had timothy leary
and his l.S.D. Experiments--
288
00:13:48,506 --> 00:13:51,677
Ms. Coggins, do you want
to go to harvard or not?
289
00:13:53,324 --> 00:13:54,732
Yeah, i do...
290
00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:57,870
desperately.
291
00:13:57,905 --> 00:14:01,725
My point is...
harvard's not perfect,
292
00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,352
But neither am i.
293
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,401
But at every opportunity,
294
00:14:05,436 --> 00:14:09,251
I endeavor to be the best
possible version of myself.
295
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:12,981
And that's all i was doing
by taking ritalin.
296
00:14:21,144 --> 00:14:22,891
The early trials
have been encouraging.
297
00:14:22,926 --> 00:14:24,892
It's in
the stage 3 trials now.
298
00:14:24,927 --> 00:14:25,704
I want it.
299
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,672
Well, you can't have it.
300
00:14:27,707 --> 00:14:28,323
Why not?
301
00:14:28,358 --> 00:14:29,882
Because it's not
f.D.A. Approved.
302
00:14:29,917 --> 00:14:31,425
-This drug is a long way--
-I don't care.
303
00:14:31,460 --> 00:14:35,313
Mr. Crane, i'm not allowed
to prescribe this medication.
304
00:14:35,348 --> 00:14:37,499
And even if i were and did,
you still couldn't get it
305
00:14:37,534 --> 00:14:38,528
-Since it hasn't been--
-How long before
306
00:14:38,563 --> 00:14:41,067
It's available to the public?
307
00:14:41,471 --> 00:14:43,846
My guess is at least two years,
probably three.
308
00:14:43,881 --> 00:14:45,832
-The f.D.A. Hasn't even analyzed
-I-I'll--I'll be dead
309
00:14:45,867 --> 00:14:47,440
-The data of the trials--
-In three years.
310
00:14:47,475 --> 00:14:48,567
Where's the drug?
Who's got it?
311
00:14:48,602 --> 00:14:50,428
Well, pfizer just bought
the rights,
312
00:14:50,463 --> 00:14:53,673
But nobody can just say,
"okay, i'll give it to you."
313
00:14:53,708 --> 00:14:55,160
It would be illegal to do so
314
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,344
Unless you get yourself
enrolled in a clinical trial,
315
00:14:57,379 --> 00:14:59,060
But i think it's fully booked.
316
00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:03,484
Let's be fair.
317
00:15:03,489 --> 00:15:06,914
It's not just the s.A.T.
That gets a person admitted.
318
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:07,757
Of course not.
319
00:15:07,792 --> 00:15:10,744
Margie, in fact, is also
a national merit finalist,
320
00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:13,999
Captain of her swim team,
class valedictorian.
321
00:15:14,034 --> 00:15:15,229
We get applications
322
00:15:15,264 --> 00:15:17,478
From thousands
of national merit finalists,
323
00:15:17,513 --> 00:15:20,564
Thousands of captains
and thousands of valedictorians.
324
00:15:20,599 --> 00:15:21,948
But this one,
you offered admission.
325
00:15:21,983 --> 00:15:25,476
Yes, until she admitted she had
used brain enhancent drugs.
326
00:15:25,511 --> 00:15:28,027
As do thousands
of other students.
327
00:15:28,062 --> 00:15:29,486
Do you have a way
to weed all of them
328
00:15:29,521 --> 00:15:30,574
Out of your applicant pool?
329
00:15:31,141 --> 00:15:31,901
No.
330
00:15:31,936 --> 00:15:34,684
And there's actually
no policy at harvard
331
00:15:34,719 --> 00:15:38,219
Explicitly forbidding
what you term "academic doping,"
332
00:15:38,254 --> 00:15:39,907
-Is there?
-I think in future--
333
00:15:39,942 --> 00:15:42,611
So you intend to enforce
future rules against her.
334
00:15:42,646 --> 00:15:44,420
Do you think that's fair?
335
00:15:44,550 --> 00:15:46,893
We consider her actions
to be immoral,
336
00:15:46,928 --> 00:15:47,927
And we reserve our right
337
00:15:47,962 --> 00:15:50,411
To make our admissions decisions
accordingly.
338
00:15:56,598 --> 00:15:59,637
I've decided not to sue you.
339
00:15:59,672 --> 00:16:00,661
How sweet.
340
00:16:01,163 --> 00:16:02,172
Listen,
341
00:16:02,207 --> 00:16:05,143
Th-That part about me being desperate
for a distraction,
342
00:16:05,178 --> 00:16:06,671
That was true.
343
00:16:06,706 --> 00:16:08,662
It isn't fair, carl.
344
00:16:08,697 --> 00:16:10,156
I have my health
345
00:16:10,191 --> 00:16:13,505
A-And my mind
is as sharp as--As...
346
00:16:14,786 --> 00:16:17,177
well, you people come up
with all this medicine
347
00:16:17,212 --> 00:16:19,905
To--To--To keep us alive,
348
00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:20,920
Even thrive,
349
00:16:20,955 --> 00:16:22,993
And you don't know
what to do with us.
350
00:16:23,028 --> 00:16:27,337
I was thinking...
if i were to come up
351
00:16:27,372 --> 00:16:29,679
With something
i could sue for,
352
00:16:29,714 --> 00:16:30,817
Something legitimate,
353
00:16:30,852 --> 00:16:32,837
And it could
make the firm money--
354
00:16:35,155 --> 00:16:36,370
Uh... i suppose
355
00:16:36,405 --> 00:16:40,081
If you had
a legitimate cause of action,
356
00:16:40,116 --> 00:16:41,349
Then we would--
357
00:16:43,184 --> 00:16:44,552
Drugs.
358
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:46,786
Uh, okay, they make them
too expensive,
359
00:16:46,821 --> 00:16:48,650
-While in canada, you can--
-No.
360
00:16:49,779 --> 00:16:50,850
Inflation.
361
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:53,561
Uh, our social security
payments
362
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,207
-Don't keep pace--
-No.
363
00:16:56,778 --> 00:17:01,521
Oh. Look, some jobs still have
a mandatory retirement age.
364
00:17:01,556 --> 00:17:02,865
No.
365
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,464
These are all legitimate.
366
00:17:05,499 --> 00:17:08,863
Catherine,
you have to have standing.
367
00:17:08,898 --> 00:17:11,962
It has to
directly impact you,
368
00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:14,138
Harm you.
369
00:17:15,026 --> 00:17:16,843
Look how insensitive
you're being.
370
00:17:16,878 --> 00:17:19,017
Th-This is exactly
the problem.
371
00:17:19,052 --> 00:17:21,417
We're just shoved aside
as a nuisance.
372
00:17:21,452 --> 00:17:25,029
I can't even watch
television shows, for god sake,
373
00:17:25,064 --> 00:17:27,996
Because the networks
consider me irrelevant.
374
00:17:28,031 --> 00:17:31,316
You'd think they don't program
for anybody over 50.
375
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,591
Is it any wonder
376
00:17:32,626 --> 00:17:35,482
I'm out knocking over
convenience stores?
377
00:17:36,193 --> 00:17:39,501
You actually
may have something there.
378
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:40,462
The networks--
379
00:17:40,497 --> 00:17:44,013
They're supposed
to serve the public.
380
00:17:46,474 --> 00:17:48,418
Okay, catherine...
381
00:17:48,453 --> 00:17:50,369
we'll take that case.
382
00:17:51,017 --> 00:17:52,376
Really?
383
00:17:52,411 --> 00:17:54,164
I'm over 50 myself...
384
00:17:54,771 --> 00:17:57,966
and i want something to watch.
385
00:18:08,038 --> 00:18:09,107
How we doing?
386
00:18:09,142 --> 00:18:10,642
Fine.
387
00:18:14,573 --> 00:18:16,865
I got a hearing
before judge peyton tomorrow.
388
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,596
We'll take our best shot.
389
00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:25,007
Shirley's at the fat farm.
You hear?
390
00:18:25,042 --> 00:18:27,062
Why? She's not fat.
391
00:18:27,097 --> 00:18:27,888
You know brides.
392
00:18:27,893 --> 00:18:32,302
They like to get all skinny
before the wedding.
393
00:18:32,337 --> 00:18:35,174
It's all about
how they look in their dress.
394
00:18:40,099 --> 00:18:47,011
You know the best part
of having, uh... mad cow?
395
00:18:47,046 --> 00:18:49,290
Sometimes...
396
00:18:49,325 --> 00:18:50,657
not often...
397
00:18:53,112 --> 00:18:55,360
i think
we're still together.
398
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:02,462
As delusions go,
it's one of the better ones.
399
00:19:11,932 --> 00:19:14,745
You gonna be okay, denny,
attending her wedding?
400
00:19:17,746 --> 00:19:19,907
Yeah. Well...
401
00:19:20,553 --> 00:19:22,275
what i'm not okay with is...
402
00:19:22,310 --> 00:19:24,445
sitting on my ass
while my brain rots.
403
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,728
I have a big problem
with that, though.
404
00:19:28,624 --> 00:19:31,235
We go before judge peyton
in the morning.
405
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:36,493
Yeah, you told me.
406
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:49,963
You gonna stay here
all night, jerry?
407
00:19:49,998 --> 00:19:50,758
It's not even clear
408
00:19:50,793 --> 00:19:52,802
Those drugs gave her
all that much of an advantage.
409
00:19:52,837 --> 00:19:55,397
She scored 99th percentile
on the practice test,
410
00:19:55,432 --> 00:19:56,590
Which she took
without the drugs.
411
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:58,533
Jerry, she cheated.
Let's not kid ourselves.
412
00:19:58,568 --> 00:19:59,607
Most kids
get a bigger advantage
413
00:19:59,642 --> 00:20:00,818
By taking
the s.A.T. Prep program.
414
00:20:00,853 --> 00:20:03,748
They actually can boost scores
by 150 points.
415
00:20:03,783 --> 00:20:05,198
Those programs are legitimate.
416
00:20:05,233 --> 00:20:06,786
And not affordable
to kids like margie.
417
00:20:06,821 --> 00:20:07,704
Let's face it, katie.
418
00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:09,882
The rich have such a leg up
in this college racket.
419
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,029
According to one chancellor,
in ivy league schools,
420
00:20:12,064 --> 00:20:15,804
Poor applicants really only
get a shot at 40% of the slots.
421
00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:18,202
The rest are reserved
for families of privilege.
422
00:20:18,337 --> 00:20:21,565
But jerry, you cannot be
a fan of academic doping.
423
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:24,705
I'm just saying...
424
00:20:24,967 --> 00:20:27,398
life isn't
an even playing field,
425
00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:31,162
And for those who are...
426
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:33,068
weaker than...
427
00:20:33,794 --> 00:20:35,171
meaning you?
428
00:20:36,092 --> 00:20:39,766
Jerry, you're not weaker than.
You have asperger's.
429
00:20:40,421 --> 00:20:43,056
You have no idea
how afraid i am
430
00:20:43,091 --> 00:20:45,224
To leave my apartment.
431
00:20:45,563 --> 00:20:47,090
Every day...
432
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:48,996
every morning,
433
00:20:49,031 --> 00:20:53,462
I actually wonder, will i
get out the door or not?
434
00:20:53,497 --> 00:20:55,926
It seems you win
that battle every day.
435
00:20:56,482 --> 00:21:00,197
Yeah... on drugs.
436
00:21:07,438 --> 00:21:10,298
You can't sue the networks.
437
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:13,353
The airwaves, judge, are
a public trust, at least as far
438
00:21:13,388 --> 00:21:15,052
As the broadcast networks
are concerned.
439
00:21:15,087 --> 00:21:17,203
-That's why they're regulated.
-It's still a business.
440
00:21:17,238 --> 00:21:19,498
I mean, bungee jumping
might be regulated.
441
00:21:19,533 --> 00:21:20,624
Are you saying
that those outfits
442
00:21:20,659 --> 00:21:22,224
Would have a duty
to service the elderly?
443
00:21:22,259 --> 00:21:24,162
No, that would be unreasonable.
444
00:21:24,197 --> 00:21:27,436
But to require a broadcaster
to program for everybody isn't.
445
00:21:27,471 --> 00:21:29,214
Mr. Suck.
446
00:21:29,249 --> 00:21:30,166
Sack.
447
00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:31,527
Your honor,
there may have been a time
448
00:21:31,562 --> 00:21:34,234
When it made practical business
sense to exclude the old,
449
00:21:34,269 --> 00:21:34,788
But not today.
450
00:21:34,823 --> 00:21:37,214
Americans over 50 make up
the fastest growing market.
451
00:21:37,249 --> 00:21:38,500
It's about money,
not how many--
452
00:21:38,535 --> 00:21:41,742
Really? Gee. I would've
never guessed that.
453
00:21:41,777 --> 00:21:44,139
The baby boomers,
now all over 50,
454
00:21:44,174 --> 00:21:46,446
Earn $2 trillion
in annual income.
455
00:21:46,481 --> 00:21:47,834
That's trillion.
456
00:21:47,835 --> 00:21:50,569
Madison avenue is after
the discretionary spender.
457
00:21:50,604 --> 00:21:54,001
Yes, and people over 50
account for half of that, too.
458
00:21:54,036 --> 00:21:56,648
Choose your statistic.
Go ahead. I've got you.
459
00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:59,593
We've got more money.
We spend more money.
460
00:21:59,628 --> 00:22:01,568
We watch more television,
go to more movies.
461
00:22:01,603 --> 00:22:04,280
We buy more cds
than young people do,
462
00:22:04,315 --> 00:22:08,167
And yet we're the focus of less
than 10% of the advertising.
463
00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:10,782
All the networks want to do
is skew younger.
464
00:22:10,817 --> 00:22:12,159
Kid shows for kids.
465
00:22:12,194 --> 00:22:17,033
You know, the only show
unafraid to have its stars over 50 is "b"--
466
00:22:18,062 --> 00:22:20,689
Gee, i can't say it.
It would, um, break the wall.
467
00:22:20,724 --> 00:22:23,057
Oh, mr. Suck.
It's still sack.
468
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:25,808
I can't tell the networks
what shows to make.
469
00:22:25,843 --> 00:22:28,486
No, but yocan order them
not to discriminate.
470
00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:32,654
What they're doing intentionally
excludes a class of society.
471
00:22:32,689 --> 00:22:33,998
That's bigotry.
472
00:22:34,033 --> 00:22:36,669
You know, we should be able to
turn on our damn televisions
473
00:22:36,704 --> 00:22:37,423
And see something
474
00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:41,059
Other than reality shows
aimed at fourth graders,
475
00:22:41,094 --> 00:22:42,510
Games shows aimed at those
476
00:22:42,545 --> 00:22:44,935
Slightly smarter
than fifth graders
477
00:22:44,970 --> 00:22:46,257
And scripted shows
478
00:22:46,292 --> 00:22:49,394
With dim-Witted,
sex-Crazed 20-Somethings
479
00:22:49,429 --> 00:22:52,156
Running around in suits
or doctor scrubs.
480
00:22:52,191 --> 00:22:53,828
Old people,
the ones with intelligence,
481
00:22:53,863 --> 00:22:56,388
Don't want to watch that crap.
We're fed up!
482
00:22:56,423 --> 00:22:59,562
You know, the networks might
think we're dead, but we're not.
483
00:22:59,597 --> 00:23:02,817
We're very much alive
with working brains.
484
00:23:02,852 --> 00:23:06,591
Give us something to watch,
damn it!
485
00:23:13,624 --> 00:23:14,841
You ready, denny?
486
00:23:20,038 --> 00:23:21,254
Denny?
487
00:23:28,834 --> 00:23:30,098
What's wrong?
488
00:23:30,734 --> 00:23:32,353
I must have nodded off.
489
00:23:33,356 --> 00:23:34,657
I was...
490
00:23:36,064 --> 00:23:38,752
dreaming about shirley.
491
00:23:39,636 --> 00:23:41,535
We were on a bench.
492
00:23:41,979 --> 00:23:44,658
She asked me to marry her.
493
00:23:47,116 --> 00:23:48,779
What a dream.
494
00:23:53,412 --> 00:23:56,544
Were my eyes closed
when you came in?
495
00:23:57,756 --> 00:23:58,723
Yeah.
496
00:24:02,063 --> 00:24:04,287
You must have nodded off.
497
00:24:06,341 --> 00:24:06,879
You ready?
498
00:24:06,914 --> 00:24:08,982
We're due in court.
499
00:24:24,123 --> 00:24:27,615
Mr.Shore, the supreme court
already ruled on this very issue.
500
00:24:27,650 --> 00:24:28,966
No, they didn't, judge.
501
00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:31,373
The supreme court, in fact,
refused to rule on it.
502
00:24:31,408 --> 00:24:33,205
They couldn't be bothered
to even hear the case.
503
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,038
I'm sure if one of
their friends were dying,
504
00:24:35,073 --> 00:24:36,311
We would've had
a different result.
505
00:24:36,346 --> 00:24:36,902
Oh, come on.
506
00:24:36,937 --> 00:24:40,872
Why can't mr. Crane
take the drug and simply assume
507
00:24:40,907 --> 00:24:43,007
All the inherent risks
if he so chooses?
508
00:24:43,042 --> 00:24:44,583
Because we don't
let people take drugs
509
00:24:44,618 --> 00:24:46,854
While they're still
in the investigative stage,
510
00:24:46,889 --> 00:24:47,901
And with good reason.
511
00:24:47,936 --> 00:24:49,853
Think of
the potential for abuse.
512
00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:52,112
Potential for abuse?
513
00:24:52,147 --> 00:24:53,896
What's the downside?
He could die?
514
00:24:53,931 --> 00:24:55,207
He's doing that anyway.
515
00:24:55,208 --> 00:24:56,331
No, he isn't. He could live
516
00:24:56,332 --> 00:24:58,689
-A long time with alzheimer's.
-Which could be worse.
517
00:24:58,724 --> 00:25:00,914
And it's possible the disease
could take years to progress.
518
00:25:00,949 --> 00:25:02,828
He could have many
healthy years while we--
519
00:25:02,863 --> 00:25:05,882
There are all kinds
of possibilities and choices.
520
00:25:05,917 --> 00:25:08,825
Why can't they belong
to the patient?
521
00:25:08,860 --> 00:25:09,864
There is still so much
522
00:25:09,899 --> 00:25:11,935
That is still so unknown
about dimebolin that--
523
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:13,681
Yes, and we'll assume
all of the risks.
524
00:25:13,682 --> 00:25:15,566
-Do i ever get to speak?
-I'd prefer you didn't.
525
00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:16,986
-We're wasting precious time.
-Mr. Shore,
526
00:25:17,144 --> 00:25:19,416
I am a superior court judge.
527
00:25:19,451 --> 00:25:22,703
I have to take my cues
from the appellate court.
528
00:25:22,738 --> 00:25:24,990
On this issue,
the law is clear.
529
00:25:25,025 --> 00:25:28,314
A patient,
even a dying patient,
530
00:25:28,349 --> 00:25:31,576
Has no constitutional right
to experimental treatment.
531
00:25:31,611 --> 00:25:34,745
Now do i agree with that
precedent? No, not really.
532
00:25:34,780 --> 00:25:36,269
So this is what i will do--
533
00:25:36,664 --> 00:25:39,385
I'll certify it to the
massachusetts supreme court.
534
00:25:39,420 --> 00:25:41,076
Maybe they can find
the authority
535
00:25:41,111 --> 00:25:42,655
To give you what you want.
536
00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:44,903
We are adjourned.
537
00:25:49,944 --> 00:25:51,404
So now what?
538
00:25:52,340 --> 00:25:54,251
We go to
the state supreme court.
539
00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:55,752
There's nine of them.
540
00:25:55,787 --> 00:25:57,321
Let's hope that at least one
has a relative
541
00:25:57,356 --> 00:25:59,585
Who has an incurable disease.
542
00:26:09,924 --> 00:26:13,040
When was the last time
a pretty lady sat ne to you
543
00:26:13,075 --> 00:26:14,949
And sucked on your ear lobe?
544
00:26:15,369 --> 00:26:17,956
And don't count
the number of times
545
00:26:17,991 --> 00:26:20,104
You had to pay for it.
546
00:26:20,584 --> 00:26:21,996
How dare you?
547
00:26:22,031 --> 00:26:23,922
I'm eating my lunch.
548
00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:27,586
Oh, come on, sweetheart.
Throw an old lady a bone.
549
00:26:27,621 --> 00:26:29,464
You are....
550
00:26:29,499 --> 00:26:31,809
a shocking woman!
551
00:26:31,844 --> 00:26:35,623
Look, judge, i know
this is--Is ex parte
552
00:26:35,658 --> 00:26:37,359
Or some--Whatever, uh, uh,
553
00:26:37,394 --> 00:26:41,220
Some latin term that means
i can't gum your body parts.
554
00:26:41,255 --> 00:26:45,579
But why don't you just give me
something good to watch on tv?
555
00:26:45,614 --> 00:26:48,788
I mean, the airwaves are
a public trust. Am i right?
556
00:26:48,823 --> 00:26:50,475
Uh, catherine,
what are you doing?
557
00:26:50,510 --> 00:26:53,125
She's trying
to suck on my ear.
558
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:54,404
That's what she's doing.
559
00:26:54,439 --> 00:26:56,341
-Outrageous!
-Catherine,
560
00:26:56,444 --> 00:26:57,494
Go inside the courthouse.
561
00:26:57,529 --> 00:26:59,925
I'll meet you there. Now.
562
00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:10,158
Ahem. I apologize, judge.
563
00:27:10,193 --> 00:27:11,286
You ask me,
564
00:27:11,321 --> 00:27:13,407
Your client already watches
too much television.
565
00:27:13,442 --> 00:27:15,893
-Ah.
-And that smutty mouth.
566
00:27:15,928 --> 00:27:17,947
Sex, sex, sex, sex.
567
00:27:17,982 --> 00:27:19,065
That what you watch?
568
00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:21,259
Silence!
569
00:27:21,294 --> 00:27:23,510
Uh, well,
you know, judge,
570
00:27:23,545 --> 00:27:26,187
In addition to there being
little for us to watch,
571
00:27:26,222 --> 00:27:28,451
Most of it stinks,
572
00:27:28,954 --> 00:27:30,882
And it's partly
this thing's fault.
573
00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:32,194
What are you talking about?
574
00:27:32,229 --> 00:27:34,433
Well, a lot of people are on it
while they're watching.
575
00:27:34,468 --> 00:27:37,179
They no longer give television
their undivided attention.
576
00:27:37,214 --> 00:27:38,259
We're either on the phone
577
00:27:38,294 --> 00:27:41,723
Or we're texting
or on the internet.
578
00:27:41,758 --> 00:27:44,394
So the producers,
they dumb down the plots,
579
00:27:44,429 --> 00:27:49,011
Make it easier to keep up with
while their viewers multitask.
580
00:27:49,046 --> 00:27:49,718
Really?
581
00:27:50,171 --> 00:27:53,471
Kids nowadays watch an average
of three hours of television a day.
582
00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:55,081
That's while being distracted.
583
00:27:55,116 --> 00:27:58,069
People over 55,
we watch 6 hours a day.
584
00:27:58,104 --> 00:28:00,655
And we really watch.
585
00:28:00,690 --> 00:28:02,750
So why aren't they
programming for us?
586
00:28:02,785 --> 00:28:05,151
You know, come on,
do these idiots a favor, judge.
587
00:28:05,449 --> 00:28:08,605
Send these network bozos
a clue. Be a leader.
588
00:28:08,785 --> 00:28:10,860
And we can't wait
for congress after all,
589
00:28:11,429 --> 00:28:14,591
Because, well,
they're bozos, too.
590
00:28:23,053 --> 00:28:25,863
These are their minds
they're messing with.
591
00:28:25,898 --> 00:28:28,215
We don't even know
the long-Term damage.
592
00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:29,104
Now obviously,
593
00:28:29,139 --> 00:28:32,014
Short of requiring
urinalysis at the s.A.T.S,
594
00:28:32,049 --> 00:28:34,565
We can't monitor who is
or isn't using,
595
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,143
But we can take a stand
against the ones
596
00:28:37,178 --> 00:28:38,613
Who are brazen about it,
597
00:28:38,648 --> 00:28:41,685
Who defend it
as acceptable and fair.
598
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,421
Simply put,
what margie coggins did
599
00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:46,379
Was decidedly unfair.
600
00:28:46,414 --> 00:28:48,171
It's cheating.
601
00:28:48,883 --> 00:28:51,726
Not in keeping with the ideals
of harvard.
602
00:28:52,889 --> 00:28:54,337
I got into harvard.
603
00:28:54,801 --> 00:28:56,081
Most don't.
604
00:28:56,116 --> 00:28:58,291
Harvard rejects
over 90% of its applicants.
605
00:28:58,326 --> 00:29:01,330
That's 90% of
the best high school students.
606
00:29:01,365 --> 00:29:04,609
The rest don't even
bother applying.
607
00:29:04,644 --> 00:29:05,840
The problem is,
608
00:29:05,875 --> 00:29:09,208
Every parent wants their kid
to go to harvard.
609
00:29:09,243 --> 00:29:11,949
Parents push, nudge.
Some kick.
610
00:29:12,128 --> 00:29:14,273
Look at the climate
we've created.
611
00:29:14,558 --> 00:29:16,385
80% of honors
612
00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:18,204
And advance-Placement
students cheat,
613
00:29:18,239 --> 00:29:21,682
Not once or twice,
but on a regular basis.
614
00:29:21,717 --> 00:29:23,004
She didn't.
615
00:29:23,005 --> 00:29:24,804
She didn't get
the test answers ahead of time.
616
00:29:24,839 --> 00:29:26,331
She didn't copy
her neighbor's paper.
617
00:29:26,366 --> 00:29:28,229
She used her own brain.
618
00:29:28,264 --> 00:29:32,508
Yes, she used a prescription stimulant
to stay focused and alert.
619
00:29:32,543 --> 00:29:36,659
At least 30% of college students
admit to doing the same thing.
620
00:29:36,694 --> 00:29:38,877
Not only are there currently
no laws against it,
621
00:29:38,912 --> 00:29:40,779
There are currently no rules.
622
00:29:40,814 --> 00:29:44,131
These kids grow up
in a pervasive drug culture.
623
00:29:44,166 --> 00:29:46,643
We've got medications
not just to treat diseases,
624
00:29:46,678 --> 00:29:48,726
But simply to help you
do things better,
625
00:29:48,761 --> 00:29:50,837
Be it sex, urinating, digesting.
626
00:29:50,872 --> 00:29:53,796
We've got some to boost energy,
others to help you sleep.
627
00:29:53,831 --> 00:29:54,707
Better life,
628
00:29:54,742 --> 00:29:57,495
More productive life
through chemistry.
629
00:29:58,873 --> 00:30:00,083
The drug
we're talking about here
630
00:30:00,118 --> 00:30:03,922
Is used off label by many
to boost brain power.
631
00:30:03,957 --> 00:30:05,548
Personally...
632
00:30:05,583 --> 00:30:09,683
i've tried medication
to help with my asperger's.
633
00:30:09,718 --> 00:30:11,218
Some worked.
634
00:30:11,253 --> 00:30:14,931
They made me
feel safer emotionally.
635
00:30:16,019 --> 00:30:17,794
Should i not get that right?
636
00:30:17,829 --> 00:30:22,269
Or are drugs for emotions okay,
but cognition, no?
637
00:30:22,304 --> 00:30:24,725
Or should the rule be
for disorder, yes,
638
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,829
But enhancement, no?
639
00:30:26,864 --> 00:30:28,498
Where do you draw that line?
640
00:30:28,533 --> 00:30:30,844
She didn't have a prescription
for the ones she took.
641
00:30:30,879 --> 00:30:33,140
True, but many kids do this.
She's no different.
642
00:30:33,175 --> 00:30:35,207
-Except she got caught.
-She didn't get caught.
643
00:30:35,242 --> 00:30:36,854
She was simply honest about it.
644
00:30:36,889 --> 00:30:38,697
Honesty--That's the infraction
645
00:30:38,732 --> 00:30:41,400
That's getting her bounced
on moral character grounds.
646
00:30:41,435 --> 00:30:44,324
Hypocrisy might be
a better word.
647
00:31:21,095 --> 00:31:22,519
What are you doing?
648
00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:25,328
I'm giving the bride away,
remember?
649
00:31:25,363 --> 00:31:27,891
-Oh.
-I'm practicing.
650
00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:32,072
I want to get it right.
651
00:31:34,079 --> 00:31:36,086
And she's gonna make
a magnificent bride...
652
00:31:37,413 --> 00:31:38,931
for the seventh time.
653
00:31:38,966 --> 00:31:40,114
Yeah.
654
00:31:43,466 --> 00:31:44,833
Need something?
655
00:31:46,958 --> 00:31:49,169
Denny, the massachusetts
supreme court,
656
00:31:49,204 --> 00:31:50,744
They said no.
657
00:31:51,526 --> 00:31:53,574
Oh, jeez.
658
00:31:55,208 --> 00:31:56,194
Any appeal?
659
00:31:56,229 --> 00:31:58,074
Well,
to the u.S. Supreme court,
660
00:31:58,109 --> 00:32:01,835
But they've already refused to
hear this very argument, so...
661
00:32:02,614 --> 00:32:03,511
so now what?
662
00:32:03,546 --> 00:32:05,054
I'm not sure.
663
00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:08,485
We can try to get you
into the clinical trials.
664
00:32:09,178 --> 00:32:11,287
-We could go to russia.
-We could.
665
00:32:11,322 --> 00:32:12,566
Or we could go to atlanta.
666
00:32:12,601 --> 00:32:15,193
I hear the russians have
kinda taken over georgia,
667
00:32:15,228 --> 00:32:18,168
-So we could go to atlanta.
-It's another georgia
668
00:32:18,203 --> 00:32:19,330
That the russians
have gotten involved with--
669
00:32:19,365 --> 00:32:20,578
Then we'll go
to the real russia.
670
00:32:20,613 --> 00:32:23,250
They got
magnificent salmon streams
671
00:32:23,285 --> 00:32:25,212
And no fish farms.
672
00:32:26,247 --> 00:32:27,398
What a road trip.
673
00:32:27,433 --> 00:32:31,332
Can you imagine you and me
on the loose in russia?
674
00:32:31,367 --> 00:32:33,775
That would be something.
Go fly-Fishing with putin.
675
00:32:33,810 --> 00:32:35,754
Look him in the eye,
see his soul.
676
00:32:35,789 --> 00:32:40,449
Tell him to keep his big, ugly head
out of alaskan airspace.
677
00:32:43,622 --> 00:32:45,258
Right after the wedding.
678
00:32:46,145 --> 00:32:47,785
Off to russia.
679
00:33:00,764 --> 00:33:01,750
All right.
680
00:33:01,785 --> 00:33:04,924
I can't solve
the brain enhancement debate
681
00:33:04,959 --> 00:33:06,708
With one ruling.
682
00:33:06,743 --> 00:33:08,132
But in this case,
683
00:33:08,167 --> 00:33:09,948
The plaintiff
didn't have a prescription.
684
00:33:09,983 --> 00:33:12,035
What she did was illegal.
685
00:33:12,534 --> 00:33:15,098
I am not ordering harvard
to reinstate her.
686
00:33:15,133 --> 00:33:17,137
We're adjourned.
687
00:33:20,152 --> 00:33:21,547
Wh-What do i do now?
688
00:33:28,470 --> 00:33:29,593
What's this?
689
00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:34,103
Well... this...
690
00:33:34,138 --> 00:33:37,189
would be...
a-A lecture, i guess.
691
00:33:38,214 --> 00:33:40,701
You said you geared
your whole life
692
00:33:40,736 --> 00:33:42,437
Toward getting into harvard.
693
00:33:42,472 --> 00:33:45,276
And now you think
it's the end of the world
694
00:33:45,311 --> 00:33:46,707
That...
695
00:33:47,611 --> 00:33:51,954
it's this very uber-Super-Comepititive
mentality that caused you
696
00:33:51,989 --> 00:33:54,121
To take the pills in
the first place, margie, and--
697
00:33:54,156 --> 00:33:55,876
Mr. Espenson,
you did get into harvard.
698
00:33:55,911 --> 00:33:57,165
And it changed nothing.
699
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,894
I still popped,
purred, hopped.
700
00:33:59,929 --> 00:34:02,629
I was still ridiculed.
Harvard didn't change it.
701
00:34:02,664 --> 00:34:05,668
But i was so sure
law school would,
702
00:34:05,703 --> 00:34:07,260
Because everybody
respects lawyers.
703
00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:10,252
So i studied, studied,
made top of my class.
704
00:34:10,514 --> 00:34:11,545
It changed nothing.
705
00:34:11,580 --> 00:34:14,033
But i was positive
making partner would.
706
00:34:15,197 --> 00:34:17,320
Well... guess what.
707
00:34:18,635 --> 00:34:21,503
None of it
can give you self-Acceptance.
708
00:34:21,538 --> 00:34:23,196
For that, you need--
709
00:34:23,231 --> 00:34:24,120
A different ug?
710
00:34:24,155 --> 00:34:26,601
Exactly. And--No. No!
711
00:34:26,636 --> 00:34:30,870
For self-Acceptance, you need to go
to a far deeper, perhaps darker,
712
00:34:30,905 --> 00:34:33,332
Certainly scarier place.
713
00:34:33,994 --> 00:34:37,383
Your problem, margie,
is your priorities.
714
00:34:37,418 --> 00:34:40,353
Harvard isn't going to give you
what's most important in life.
715
00:34:40,653 --> 00:34:41,703
Trust me.
716
00:34:54,870 --> 00:34:57,248
At first, i thought this case
was like every other case
717
00:34:57,283 --> 00:34:59,712
Brought by this...
ridiculous law firm--
718
00:34:59,747 --> 00:35:02,375
Ridiculous and outrageous.
719
00:35:02,410 --> 00:35:03,892
But i can't ignore,
720
00:35:03,927 --> 00:35:09,895
Ageism is one of the last
socially condoned bigotries.
721
00:35:09,930 --> 00:35:14,400
And it is rampant in this
broadcast network business.
722
00:35:14,435 --> 00:35:18,479
They consider those of us
over 50 to be irrelevant.
723
00:35:18,514 --> 00:35:19,279
How is it possible
724
00:35:19,314 --> 00:35:21,878
That we are not even
a part of the target demo
725
00:35:21,913 --> 00:35:24,054
When we watch
the most television
726
00:35:24,089 --> 00:35:26,510
And spend the most money?
727
00:35:26,545 --> 00:35:28,710
My god,
there are 87 million of us,
728
00:35:28,745 --> 00:35:33,389
And that number will grow
by 31 million more by 2020.
729
00:35:33,424 --> 00:35:36,189
Are you really telling me
that it doesn't make sense
730
00:35:36,224 --> 00:35:39,051
To make television shows
that we want to tch?
731
00:35:39,086 --> 00:35:40,368
If i am to assume
732
00:35:40,403 --> 00:35:43,279
That the industry is not run
by a bunch of idiots,
733
00:35:43,314 --> 00:35:46,955
Then i can only conclude that
it's dominated by prejudice.
734
00:35:47,782 --> 00:35:50,086
The case stands.
735
00:35:51,533 --> 00:35:53,228
Adjourned.
736
00:35:57,361 --> 00:36:00,082
Well, well, well.
737
00:36:00,117 --> 00:36:01,801
Congratulations, catherine.
738
00:36:02,101 --> 00:36:03,376
You know...
739
00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:07,572
old people have
active sex lives, too.
740
00:36:08,887 --> 00:36:11,374
My trailer or yours?
741
00:36:20,421 --> 00:36:22,030
* you are *
742
00:36:22,065 --> 00:36:25,614
* so beautiful *
743
00:36:27,241 --> 00:36:35,490
* to me *
744
00:36:36,230 --> 00:36:38,673
* you are *
745
00:36:38,708 --> 00:36:43,148
* so beautiful *
746
00:36:43,183 --> 00:36:48,646
* to me *
747
00:36:59,115 --> 00:37:00,179
Denny.
748
00:37:02,337 --> 00:37:03,669
Oh, hey...
749
00:37:03,982 --> 00:37:05,196
carl.
750
00:37:06,116 --> 00:37:08,323
Uh, i was, uh...
751
00:37:10,096 --> 00:37:11,770
just practicing.
752
00:37:13,073 --> 00:37:16,040
I-I want to
give her away right.
753
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,723
Listen, i, um...
754
00:37:20,676 --> 00:37:23,690
i appreciate you being
such a...
755
00:37:25,470 --> 00:37:27,833
well, a great sport
about this.
756
00:37:27,868 --> 00:37:31,144
I know
that on some level, it--
757
00:37:31,179 --> 00:37:32,914
What?!
Oh, my jiminy christmas!
758
00:37:32,949 --> 00:37:35,417
Denny! Denny! We're goin' back!
We're goin' back!
759
00:37:35,452 --> 00:37:37,091
-We're goin' back!
-What are you talk--
760
00:37:37,126 --> 00:37:38,156
The case! The case!
The case!
761
00:37:38,191 --> 00:37:39,643
I just got off the phone
with the clerk's office.
762
00:37:39,678 --> 00:37:41,306
-The massachusetts--
-Slow down.
763
00:37:41,341 --> 00:37:44,001
-We're on our way!
-R-Russia?
764
00:37:44,036 --> 00:37:45,513
-Not russia.
-Atlanta?
765
00:37:45,548 --> 00:37:47,983
No, washington!
The massachusetts supreme court,
766
00:37:48,018 --> 00:37:48,967
On their own initiative,
767
00:37:49,002 --> 00:37:50,718
Petitioned
the u.S. Supreme court.
768
00:37:50,753 --> 00:37:52,287
This time,
they agreed to hear it.
769
00:37:52,617 --> 00:37:53,420
Hear what?
770
00:37:53,455 --> 00:37:54,796
-Our case!
-What?!
771
00:37:54,831 --> 00:37:56,978
-We're going back to the supreme court!
-When?
772
00:37:57,013 --> 00:37:58,330
-Next week.
-Next week?
773
00:37:58,365 --> 00:37:59,787
-Next week!
-Oh!
774
00:37:59,822 --> 00:38:03,329
Supreme court!
Supreme court! Supreme court!
775
00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:04,780
Sorry, carl.
Don't mean to exclude you.
776
00:38:04,815 --> 00:38:09,591
Supreme court! Supreme court!
Supreme court! Supreme court!
777
00:38:19,976 --> 00:38:21,264
Working late again?
778
00:38:22,211 --> 00:38:24,962
It's a myth the workload drops
when you make partner.
779
00:38:25,754 --> 00:38:27,897
Get out while you still can.
780
00:38:31,255 --> 00:38:32,876
Jerry,
can i say something?
781
00:38:35,406 --> 00:38:39,118
Your comment about you
being weaker than...
782
00:38:39,153 --> 00:38:41,780
i've been thinking about it,
and i disagree.
783
00:38:41,815 --> 00:38:43,620
I quite think you might be
784
00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:46,159
The bravest person
i've ever met.
785
00:38:47,234 --> 00:38:47,787
Why?
786
00:38:47,822 --> 00:38:51,228
Just the way you take on your
various challenges every day.
787
00:38:52,420 --> 00:38:54,867
There aren't many men
like you, jerry.
788
00:38:59,106 --> 00:39:00,253
Thanks.
789
00:39:04,784 --> 00:39:06,308
How about
we go for a drink?
790
00:39:06,832 --> 00:39:07,706
We had a good day.
791
00:39:07,711 --> 00:39:10,161
We actually lost, come to think
of it.All the more reason.
792
00:39:10,196 --> 00:39:13,628
-Shall we?
-As colleagues?
793
00:39:15,115 --> 00:39:17,374
Jerry,
let's go for a drink.
794
00:39:19,462 --> 00:39:21,598
I'll meet you
by the elevator?
795
00:39:45,928 --> 00:39:47,874
Do you think
the supreme court,
796
00:39:48,326 --> 00:39:50,546
When they agreed
to take this case,
797
00:39:50,581 --> 00:39:51,951
Knew it was us?
798
00:39:51,986 --> 00:39:53,458
I don't know.
799
00:39:54,821 --> 00:39:56,516
Maybe they want a rematch.
800
00:39:56,551 --> 00:40:00,173
Ha! You'll kick
their asses again.
801
00:40:00,194 --> 00:40:02,695
They'll have to
bring in more justices.
802
00:40:02,730 --> 00:40:04,685
I thinkn they're only
allowed the nine.
803
00:40:06,394 --> 00:40:09,761
Hey, maybe i'll retire
after this.
804
00:40:09,796 --> 00:40:11,809
-Don't be ridiculous.
-Well, what better way to go out?
805
00:40:11,844 --> 00:40:14,771
My last case--In front
of the supreme court.
806
00:40:16,810 --> 00:40:20,085
Now there's a finale, alan.
They should put it on tv.
807
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:21,852
We'd get ratings.
If they promoted us,
808
00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:23,542
Of course, i think there's
a law against promoting us.
809
00:40:23,577 --> 00:40:25,301
Seems to be.
810
00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:31,530
What would you do if you
retired, denny, seriously?
811
00:40:33,253 --> 00:40:34,434
Fish.
812
00:40:34,770 --> 00:40:35,644
Every day?
813
00:40:35,679 --> 00:40:38,085
Not every day.
I'd have sex some days.
814
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:41,783
Maybe i should invite
ruth bader ginsburg
815
00:40:41,818 --> 00:40:43,231
To come
to nimmo bay with me.
816
00:40:43,266 --> 00:40:44,462
What about me?
817
00:40:44,497 --> 00:40:47,161
You can borrow magazines
from clarence thomas.
818
00:40:49,841 --> 00:40:53,579
Oh, won't they be so happy
to see us again?
819
00:40:53,614 --> 00:40:55,333
-The rematch.
-The rematch.
820
00:40:55,368 --> 00:40:58,672
-Grand finale.
-Special 9:00 start time.
821
00:41:05,147 --> 00:41:08,253
I made
another decision today.
822
00:41:09,307 --> 00:41:10,477
Which is?
823
00:41:11,330 --> 00:41:12,709
I'm not dying.
824
00:41:13,706 --> 00:41:15,194
I like that idea.
825
00:41:15,229 --> 00:41:18,627
I'm gonna get my hands on
this drug one way or another.
826
00:41:18,662 --> 00:41:20,765
Hell, this is america.
If we have to, we'll--
827
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:21,868
Bribe.
828
00:41:21,903 --> 00:41:22,989
Damn right.
829
00:41:23,457 --> 00:41:25,412
And even if i fail,
830
00:41:25,447 --> 00:41:28,044
They say if you keep
getting excited about life,
831
00:41:28,079 --> 00:41:30,310
The blood rushes
to your brain better.
832
00:41:32,701 --> 00:41:34,896
I'll love life, alan,
833
00:41:34,931 --> 00:41:36,531
Even if it kills me.
834
00:41:36,566 --> 00:41:39,490
I'll fish,
i'll be with you.
835
00:41:42,905 --> 00:41:45,517
I'll love life, alan.
836
00:41:47,773 --> 00:41:49,882
And next week,
i'll love life in washington
837
00:41:49,917 --> 00:41:50,993
In front
of the supreme court.
838
00:41:51,028 --> 00:41:54,282
And after that, i'll love it
in--In nimmo bay--
839
00:41:54,317 --> 00:41:56,011
-With ruth bader ginsburg.
-She wants me.
840
00:41:56,046 --> 00:41:56,895
I saw that.
841
00:41:56,930 --> 00:41:59,167
Hey, maybe she persuaded them
to take this case.
842
00:41:59,202 --> 00:42:00,953
To be closer to you.
843
00:42:00,988 --> 00:42:04,175
Oh, ruthie, ruthie, ruthie.
844
00:42:05,167 --> 00:42:07,063
Here we come.
845
00:42:08,727 --> 00:42:12,684
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