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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,774 --> 00:00:02,280 Previously on boston legal 2 00:00:02,315 --> 00:00:05,056 I have an 80% chance of getting alzheimer's? 3 00:00:05,091 --> 00:00:07,354 Have you been feeling other symptoms lately? 4 00:00:07,389 --> 00:00:09,370 Sometimes i feel a little foggy. 5 00:00:09,405 --> 00:00:10,805 I don't seem to always get things. 6 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:12,192 We all know it, we laugh it off, 7 00:00:12,227 --> 00:00:14,138 We say, "isn't the mad cow cute?" 8 00:00:14,173 --> 00:00:17,373 At what point do we all admit the man needs help? 9 00:00:17,408 --> 00:00:20,384 -The firm is going broke? -We may have to shut our doors. 10 00:00:20,419 --> 00:00:22,016 Did i know this and forget? 11 00:00:22,051 --> 00:00:24,327 You've been almost like a big sister to me. 12 00:00:24,362 --> 00:00:26,592 If you knew this crazy catherine piper... 13 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:28,369 do you think they considered me sane? 14 00:00:28,404 --> 00:00:31,027 If only they could know you like i do. 15 00:00:54,524 --> 00:00:56,073 Hello, dear. 16 00:00:56,192 --> 00:00:57,496 May i help you? 17 00:00:57,531 --> 00:00:59,705 Yeah, i'm looking for a lawyer. 18 00:00:59,740 --> 00:01:02,015 Uh, yes, i suspected as much. 19 00:01:02,050 --> 00:01:03,702 You're in a law firm. 20 00:01:03,737 --> 00:01:05,902 Uh, what have you done, dear? 21 00:01:05,937 --> 00:01:09,319 Well, i, uh, i got into harvard, and then-- 22 00:01:09,354 --> 00:01:12,781 A pretty little thing like you? Oh, please. 23 00:01:12,816 --> 00:01:14,156 Who'd we do, sweetheart? 24 00:01:14,191 --> 00:01:17,595 Then they rescinded my admission, 25 00:01:17,630 --> 00:01:18,750 And now i would like to sue them. 26 00:01:18,785 --> 00:01:20,134 Of course you would. 27 00:01:20,169 --> 00:01:23,709 Um, katie, be a dear and help this young lady. 28 00:01:23,744 --> 00:01:26,057 Uh, katie will help you, dear. 29 00:01:29,651 --> 00:01:30,893 Why don't we go to the conference room? 30 00:01:30,928 --> 00:01:32,013 Okey. 31 00:01:34,189 --> 00:01:35,308 Hello. 32 00:01:36,068 --> 00:01:37,060 Who are you? 33 00:01:37,095 --> 00:01:39,740 Uh, i'm catherine, honey. D-- 34 00:01:40,075 --> 00:01:41,142 Who are you? 35 00:01:41,177 --> 00:01:42,942 Carl sack. May i help you? 36 00:01:42,977 --> 00:01:47,737 I doubt it. Uh, you strike me as pushy. 37 00:01:48,284 --> 00:01:49,263 May i ask, 38 00:01:49,298 --> 00:01:51,940 And i think i may, being, uh, a senior partner, 39 00:01:51,975 --> 00:01:55,507 Just wh-What... what are you doing here? 40 00:01:55,542 --> 00:01:58,186 I work here, dear. 41 00:01:58,221 --> 00:01:58,848 You work here? 42 00:01:58,883 --> 00:02:00,991 Yes, dear. Who hired you? 43 00:02:01,026 --> 00:02:05,535 Shirley schmidt did, dear. She's my older sister. 44 00:02:05,570 --> 00:02:06,738 I think if shirley schmidt had hired you, 45 00:02:06,773 --> 00:02:09,067 -She would've told me. -Really? 46 00:02:09,102 --> 00:02:11,257 Does she tell you everything? 47 00:02:11,292 --> 00:02:13,827 Did she tell you she went to cabo for the week? 48 00:02:13,862 --> 00:02:14,548 She did, 49 00:02:14,583 --> 00:02:18,491 And she left me a contact number... 50 00:02:18,526 --> 00:02:20,486 if you can imagine. 51 00:02:20,521 --> 00:02:21,687 Well, that's lovely. 52 00:02:22,065 --> 00:02:23,390 Did she tell you her calls 53 00:02:23,425 --> 00:02:26,079 Were being forwarded to her younger sister? 54 00:02:26,290 --> 00:02:29,231 Hello. Who's calling, please? 55 00:02:29,266 --> 00:02:31,734 Is it the pushy man? 56 00:02:32,571 --> 00:02:45,219 www.1000fr.Com presents 57 00:02:54,759 --> 00:02:59,321 sync:vine capture:��� 58 00:02:59,356 --> 00:03:02,840 s5e11 59 00:03:02,968 --> 00:03:04,667 Okay, denny, i want you to count backwards 60 00:03:04,702 --> 00:03:06,441 By sevens from a hundred. 61 00:03:06,992 --> 00:03:08,136 Why? 62 00:03:08,171 --> 00:03:10,067 It's just a test. 63 00:03:11,195 --> 00:03:12,949 100. 64 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:14,119 93. 65 00:03:14,154 --> 00:03:16,730 Uh, 86. 66 00:03:16,765 --> 00:03:18,448 81. 67 00:03:18,483 --> 00:03:20,273 75. 68 00:03:20,308 --> 00:03:22,047 4--4, i meant to say. 69 00:03:22,082 --> 00:03:26,095 4. Uh, 1984, like the orwell-- 70 00:03:26,130 --> 00:03:28,158 74. 71 00:03:28,193 --> 00:03:29,389 Who the hell wrote that? 72 00:03:29,424 --> 00:03:32,021 No, no, you were down to 74 not 84. 73 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:33,844 W-Whatever. 74 00:03:33,879 --> 00:03:35,028 Continue, please. 75 00:03:35,063 --> 00:03:36,491 74. 76 00:03:36,526 --> 00:03:38,170 67. 77 00:03:38,205 --> 00:03:41,209 Hell of year--'67. The sox won the pennant. 78 00:03:41,244 --> 00:03:43,613 Jimmy lonborg pitched a 2-Hitter second game, 79 00:03:43,648 --> 00:03:46,981 And yaz plunked two out. Hell of a game. 80 00:03:47,016 --> 00:03:49,692 Who pitched the first game of tt world series? 81 00:03:49,727 --> 00:03:52,275 Jose santiago against, uh, bob gibson. 82 00:03:52,310 --> 00:03:54,962 Gibson pitched, uh, three times, won the series. 83 00:03:54,997 --> 00:03:58,221 Who's the best pitcher for the sox this year? 84 00:04:03,095 --> 00:04:06,904 Don't tell me. Uh... uh... josh pecker. 85 00:04:06,939 --> 00:04:09,061 Hell of a pitcher, pecker. 86 00:04:10,860 --> 00:04:11,800 Who's the best hitter? 87 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:15,896 Uh, that's, uh, that black guy-- Uh, the, um-- 88 00:04:15,931 --> 00:04:17,469 Ortiz. David ortiz. 89 00:04:17,504 --> 00:04:20,966 He's half black, half mexican, half dominican. 90 00:04:21,001 --> 00:04:23,141 Who's the president of the united states? 91 00:04:23,176 --> 00:04:25,805 Barack obama. 92 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:30,541 He's half hawaiian, half kenyan half black and half, 93 00:04:30,576 --> 00:04:32,831 Uh, halle berry. 94 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:34,182 It has progressed. 95 00:04:34,217 --> 00:04:35,877 Last year, we were at stage, 96 00:04:35,912 --> 00:04:38,867 Which is basically mild cognitive decline. 97 00:04:38,902 --> 00:04:42,202 Now it's more like stage 4, which is moderate. 98 00:04:42,237 --> 00:04:44,146 Talk to me like i'm in the room, would you? 99 00:04:44,181 --> 00:04:45,359 I am. 100 00:04:46,001 --> 00:04:47,801 You remember yesterday very well, 101 00:04:47,836 --> 00:04:51,556 But forming new memories is obviously more difficult. 102 00:04:52,168 --> 00:04:53,787 Cut to the punch line. 103 00:04:54,510 --> 00:04:56,686 You're in the early stages of alzheimer's. 104 00:04:56,721 --> 00:04:59,298 We're not talking about precursor's anymore. 105 00:05:00,246 --> 00:05:02,093 It's here. 106 00:05:24,025 --> 00:05:25,345 Academic doping? 107 00:05:25,665 --> 00:05:28,051 Yeah. You find a friend with a prescription 108 00:05:28,086 --> 00:05:29,724 For ritalin or adderall, 109 00:05:29,759 --> 00:05:32,947 And you pop some pills to help study and stay focused the day of the s.A.T. 110 00:05:32,982 --> 00:05:36,665 -And you did this? -Yeah. It's not illegal. 111 00:05:36,869 --> 00:05:38,984 And how'd you do on the s.A.T.? 112 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:40,815 I got a perfect score. 113 00:05:40,850 --> 00:05:42,519 And i was accepted to harvard... 114 00:05:42,554 --> 00:05:44,301 which is fairly newsworthy 115 00:05:44,336 --> 00:05:47,723 Given i went to your average small-Town public school. 116 00:05:47,758 --> 00:05:50,563 I did an interview with the local paper... 117 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:52,173 where i was quoted as saying 118 00:05:52,208 --> 00:05:54,814 Ritalin was a godsend when it came to test taking. 119 00:05:54,849 --> 00:05:57,159 And that sparked a whole debate in the comments section-- 120 00:05:57,194 --> 00:05:58,527 Is it ethical, is it not-- 121 00:05:58,562 --> 00:05:59,974 And the boston papers picked it up, 122 00:06:00,009 --> 00:06:02,670 And suddenly i'm in the middle of this controversy 123 00:06:02,705 --> 00:06:04,134 That harvard wants no part of, 124 00:06:04,169 --> 00:06:06,410 So they rescind my offer of admission. 125 00:06:07,254 --> 00:06:09,685 Well, i believe taking a controlled substance 126 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:11,757 Without a prescription actually is illegal. 127 00:06:11,792 --> 00:06:13,341 No, it's a study aid, 128 00:06:13,376 --> 00:06:15,866 Just one step above potent coffee. 129 00:06:17,357 --> 00:06:19,088 So what would you like us to do? 130 00:06:20,408 --> 00:06:22,703 Get me reinstated at harvard. 131 00:06:23,199 --> 00:06:24,990 I didn't do anything to deserve this. 132 00:06:25,025 --> 00:06:26,311 I mean, they're singling me out, 133 00:06:26,346 --> 00:06:27,779 And now no school will take me. 134 00:06:27,814 --> 00:06:30,386 Where are your parents with all this? 135 00:06:30,421 --> 00:06:32,441 Beyond devastated. 136 00:06:33,005 --> 00:06:35,777 It was their dream to see their little girl go to harvard. 137 00:06:39,092 --> 00:06:40,935 I have to fix this. 138 00:06:40,970 --> 00:06:43,287 I screwed it up... 139 00:06:44,119 --> 00:06:47,421 and i have to fix this. 140 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:56,828 What are you doing at my desk? 141 00:06:57,043 --> 00:06:59,847 Oh. Oh. I-I was just straightening up. 142 00:07:00,226 --> 00:07:01,942 That's what assistants do. 143 00:07:01,977 --> 00:07:03,607 You're not my assistant. 144 00:07:03,642 --> 00:07:04,666 Yes, i am, dear. 145 00:07:04,701 --> 00:07:08,080 No, i have an as-- Where is she? 146 00:07:08,115 --> 00:07:09,775 -Oh, francine? -Mm. 147 00:07:09,810 --> 00:07:11,250 -I fired her. -You-- 148 00:07:11,285 --> 00:07:13,873 Too pretty, too young-- She's a distraction. 149 00:07:13,908 --> 00:07:15,192 All right, i'm calling security. 150 00:07:15,227 --> 00:07:17,702 Look, honey, you sure you want to make trouble 151 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:19,228 For shirley's sister? 152 00:07:19,263 --> 00:07:21,309 -I mean, after all-- -Your name is catherine piper. 153 00:07:21,344 --> 00:07:24,976 You were fired for, among other things, being psychotic. 154 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:27,412 I also have cancer, dear. 155 00:07:31,157 --> 00:07:33,331 There. It's out. 156 00:07:33,510 --> 00:07:36,120 I am desperate for a distraction, 157 00:07:36,155 --> 00:07:39,002 Anything to occupy myself while... 158 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:43,265 I'm sorry. I didn't come here to indulge... 159 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:44,928 you have cancer? 160 00:07:45,107 --> 00:07:47,581 Not really, but i could get some if you'd like. 161 00:07:47,616 --> 00:07:49,391 Oh, 9-1-1. 162 00:07:49,426 --> 00:07:52,346 Look, if i could just work here on a temporary-- 163 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:55,029 Oh, sorry. (The practice's themed music) 164 00:07:56,460 --> 00:07:58,427 9-1-1. 165 00:07:58,462 --> 00:08:00,862 What's the emergency? 166 00:08:01,928 --> 00:08:03,516 How did... 167 00:08:10,069 --> 00:08:12,364 i'm afraid they said no. 168 00:08:12,999 --> 00:08:14,003 But... 169 00:08:14,386 --> 00:08:15,797 did you point out 170 00:08:15,832 --> 00:08:18,380 I didn't actually violate any policy or-- 171 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:20,892 They're citing honesty, moral character. 172 00:08:20,927 --> 00:08:23,803 Uh, everybody's doing it. 173 00:08:23,838 --> 00:08:26,631 -I realize that, but-- -But you went public, margie. 174 00:08:26,666 --> 00:08:27,825 We can take it to court, 175 00:08:27,860 --> 00:08:30,068 But i wouldn't expect to be successful. 176 00:08:30,103 --> 00:08:32,987 Oh, we--We have to try. 177 00:08:33,022 --> 00:08:35,411 I have geared my whole life toward going to harvard. 178 00:08:35,446 --> 00:08:36,672 I just... 179 00:08:38,377 --> 00:08:40,792 i need to try. 180 00:08:42,062 --> 00:08:43,431 Please. 181 00:08:44,779 --> 00:08:46,016 I don't know, jerry. 182 00:08:46,051 --> 00:08:47,736 You say she didn't have a prescription. 183 00:08:47,771 --> 00:08:48,976 All the kids are doing this, alan-- 184 00:08:49,011 --> 00:08:50,434 Geing it without prescriptions. 185 00:08:50,469 --> 00:08:52,206 Well, that's not much of an argument. 186 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:55,166 You could argue that rescinding her admission is arbitrary 187 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:57,945 Since they have no official policy. 188 00:08:58,382 --> 00:09:01,204 Oh, alan. Um, hey, jerry. 189 00:09:01,239 --> 00:09:03,795 Alan, there's a drug-- 190 00:09:03,830 --> 00:09:06,066 It's called, uh, dimebolin, something like that-- 191 00:09:06,101 --> 00:09:08,842 And i want it. My doctor won't give it to me. 192 00:09:08,877 --> 00:09:11,036 It's from russia. It stems off alzheimer's. 193 00:09:11,071 --> 00:09:12,876 Denny, slow down. I can't at the moment. 194 00:09:12,911 --> 00:09:14,030 I've taken a little too much adderall. 195 00:09:14,065 --> 00:09:15,119 Adderall? 196 00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:17,373 See? That's what margie takes, that and ritalin. 197 00:09:17,408 --> 00:09:18,454 Ritalin. I love ritalin. 198 00:09:18,489 --> 00:09:21,276 Denny, what did we agree on regarding your medicines? 199 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:22,891 I would be in charge. 200 00:09:22,926 --> 00:09:25,023 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but i'm the one with the alzheimer's. 201 00:09:25,058 --> 00:09:28,007 I'll take what i want, and right now, i want dimebolin. 202 00:09:28,042 --> 00:09:30,098 And you've gotta help me get it. 203 00:09:41,256 --> 00:09:42,840 You okay, jerry? 204 00:09:44,171 --> 00:09:45,573 Academic doping... 205 00:09:45,608 --> 00:09:47,671 it has such a stigma to it. 206 00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:51,414 What about emotional doping? 207 00:09:51,449 --> 00:09:52,857 What do you mean? 208 00:09:54,269 --> 00:09:56,529 That's what i do-- Emotional doping. 209 00:09:56,564 --> 00:09:59,185 I take my little helpers to... 210 00:10:00,452 --> 00:10:02,599 do you think it reflects poorly 211 00:10:02,634 --> 00:10:04,294 On my moral character? 212 00:10:04,295 --> 00:10:04,991 No. 213 00:10:05,026 --> 00:10:06,565 What's the difference? 214 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:09,005 Well, your medication is prescribed for one thing. 215 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:09,682 Mostly. 216 00:10:09,717 --> 00:10:13,697 And second, you have a specific, diagnosed condition, jerry-- 217 00:10:13,732 --> 00:10:14,945 Asperger's syndrome. 218 00:10:14,980 --> 00:10:17,865 Three years ago, you couldn't even make eye contact. 219 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:19,720 I take pills that affect my brain 220 00:10:19,755 --> 00:10:21,786 To help me perform better. 221 00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:24,115 Jerry, i'm the first one to say 222 00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:25,922 We have an overmedicated society. 223 00:10:25,957 --> 00:10:28,339 We've got 3 year olds on antipsychotics. 224 00:10:28,374 --> 00:10:31,179 People who don't even have high cholesterol take statins. 225 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,654 People take sleep aids when maybe they should just 226 00:10:33,689 --> 00:10:35,215 Read a book or masturbate. 227 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:36,398 I-It's out of control. 228 00:10:36,433 --> 00:10:39,975 But that's not to say that many drugs don't do a lot of good. 229 00:10:40,010 --> 00:10:41,415 They save lives. 230 00:10:41,450 --> 00:10:45,389 People need drugs like insulin or blood pressure medicine 231 00:10:45,424 --> 00:10:46,936 To simply maintain their health. 232 00:10:46,971 --> 00:10:51,959 And drugs help some people to live normal, productive lives 233 00:10:51,994 --> 00:10:53,703 Who might otherwise not. 234 00:10:53,738 --> 00:10:56,397 You fall into that category. 235 00:10:56,432 --> 00:10:58,546 Popping pills to... 236 00:10:58,698 --> 00:11:00,131 Get better s.A.T. Scores-- 237 00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:04,372 That's... something different. 238 00:11:37,286 --> 00:11:39,458 You are not working here, catherine. 239 00:11:39,493 --> 00:11:41,057 That much has been decided. 240 00:11:41,092 --> 00:11:44,136 Well, then what are we doing in your office, 241 00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:45,840 Behind closed doors... 242 00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:48,815 where you could sexually ravage me 243 00:11:48,850 --> 00:11:51,342 With no witnesses to say it didn't happen? 244 00:11:52,085 --> 00:11:54,784 We're here because i'm told you're a friend of alan's. 245 00:11:55,122 --> 00:11:57,438 And as a courtesy to him and you, 246 00:11:57,473 --> 00:11:58,778 I thought i would at least give you 247 00:11:58,813 --> 00:12:03,321 An opportunity to explain why you're doing this. 248 00:12:04,276 --> 00:12:06,622 I'm doing it because i'm old 249 00:12:06,657 --> 00:12:09,030 And i'm bored. 250 00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:12,439 All my friends are dead. 251 00:12:12,474 --> 00:12:14,487 It's not like i could go skiing 252 00:12:14,522 --> 00:12:17,067 Or--Or mountain climbing or... 253 00:12:17,422 --> 00:12:22,232 honestly, a-Assuming i were qualified to be your assistant, 254 00:12:22,267 --> 00:12:25,891 Uh, would you employ somebody my age? 255 00:12:26,857 --> 00:12:27,934 Probably not. 256 00:12:27,969 --> 00:12:30,028 I didn't think so. 257 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:33,730 I got that on tape, dear. 258 00:12:33,765 --> 00:12:36,720 Now i can e you for age discrimination. 259 00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:40,458 Best you keep me on, avoid the controversy. 260 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,841 Get out, catherine. 261 00:12:54,959 --> 00:12:57,150 I didn't cheat. I took medicine 262 00:12:57,185 --> 00:12:59,301 To help my brain function at its highest level. 263 00:12:59,336 --> 00:13:02,232 You didn't have a prescription for the medication. 264 00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:05,007 A dozen faculty members at cambridge university 265 00:13:05,042 --> 00:13:07,095 Admit to taking unprescribed adderall 266 00:13:07,130 --> 00:13:09,230 To improve their own academic performance, 267 00:13:09,265 --> 00:13:11,410 But nobody's expelling them. 268 00:13:11,445 --> 00:13:14,068 They're claiming it shows poor moral character. 269 00:13:14,103 --> 00:13:15,009 And i reject that. 270 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:18,615 Helicopter pilots take prescription stimulants to stay alert. 271 00:13:18,650 --> 00:13:20,906 Medical interns take drugs for narcolepsy 272 00:13:20,941 --> 00:13:21,948 So that they can work all night. 273 00:13:21,983 --> 00:13:23,699 Should we indict all of them as well? 274 00:13:23,734 --> 00:13:26,299 All they've done is use a pharmacological tool 275 00:13:26,334 --> 00:13:28,951 So that they could do their work more effectively. 276 00:13:29,328 --> 00:13:30,395 Certainly you're aware 277 00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:32,659 That harvard has extremely high standards. 278 00:13:32,694 --> 00:13:33,402 Of course. 279 00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:34,820 John f. Kennedy was a graduate. 280 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,186 As was the unabomber. 281 00:13:36,221 --> 00:13:38,585 -F.D.R. -Hitler's foreign press secretary. 282 00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,401 Numerous literary figures-- 283 00:13:40,436 --> 00:13:41,455 Emerson, thoreau-- 284 00:13:41,490 --> 00:13:43,024 And the cardinal archbishop 285 00:13:43,059 --> 00:13:45,290 Who shielded child molesters from prosecution. 286 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,036 For faculty, 287 00:13:46,071 --> 00:13:48,471 You had timothy leary and his l.S.D. Experiments-- 288 00:13:48,506 --> 00:13:51,677 Ms. Coggins, do you want to go to harvard or not? 289 00:13:53,324 --> 00:13:54,732 Yeah, i do... 290 00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:57,870 desperately. 291 00:13:57,905 --> 00:14:01,725 My point is... harvard's not perfect, 292 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,352 But neither am i. 293 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,401 But at every opportunity, 294 00:14:05,436 --> 00:14:09,251 I endeavor to be the best possible version of myself. 295 00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:12,981 And that's all i was doing by taking ritalin. 296 00:14:21,144 --> 00:14:22,891 The early trials have been encouraging. 297 00:14:22,926 --> 00:14:24,892 It's in the stage 3 trials now. 298 00:14:24,927 --> 00:14:25,704 I want it. 299 00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,672 Well, you can't have it. 300 00:14:27,707 --> 00:14:28,323 Why not? 301 00:14:28,358 --> 00:14:29,882 Because it's not f.D.A. Approved. 302 00:14:29,917 --> 00:14:31,425 -This drug is a long way-- -I don't care. 303 00:14:31,460 --> 00:14:35,313 Mr. Crane, i'm not allowed to prescribe this medication. 304 00:14:35,348 --> 00:14:37,499 And even if i were and did, you still couldn't get it 305 00:14:37,534 --> 00:14:38,528 -Since it hasn't been-- -How long before 306 00:14:38,563 --> 00:14:41,067 It's available to the public? 307 00:14:41,471 --> 00:14:43,846 My guess is at least two years, probably three. 308 00:14:43,881 --> 00:14:45,832 -The f.D.A. Hasn't even analyzed -I-I'll--I'll be dead 309 00:14:45,867 --> 00:14:47,440 -The data of the trials-- -In three years. 310 00:14:47,475 --> 00:14:48,567 Where's the drug? Who's got it? 311 00:14:48,602 --> 00:14:50,428 Well, pfizer just bought the rights, 312 00:14:50,463 --> 00:14:53,673 But nobody can just say, "okay, i'll give it to you." 313 00:14:53,708 --> 00:14:55,160 It would be illegal to do so 314 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,344 Unless you get yourself enrolled in a clinical trial, 315 00:14:57,379 --> 00:14:59,060 But i think it's fully booked. 316 00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:03,484 Let's be fair. 317 00:15:03,489 --> 00:15:06,914 It's not just the s.A.T. That gets a person admitted. 318 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:07,757 Of course not. 319 00:15:07,792 --> 00:15:10,744 Margie, in fact, is also a national merit finalist, 320 00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:13,999 Captain of her swim team, class valedictorian. 321 00:15:14,034 --> 00:15:15,229 We get applications 322 00:15:15,264 --> 00:15:17,478 From thousands of national merit finalists, 323 00:15:17,513 --> 00:15:20,564 Thousands of captains and thousands of valedictorians. 324 00:15:20,599 --> 00:15:21,948 But this one, you offered admission. 325 00:15:21,983 --> 00:15:25,476 Yes, until she admitted she had used brain enhancent drugs. 326 00:15:25,511 --> 00:15:28,027 As do thousands of other students. 327 00:15:28,062 --> 00:15:29,486 Do you have a way to weed all of them 328 00:15:29,521 --> 00:15:30,574 Out of your applicant pool? 329 00:15:31,141 --> 00:15:31,901 No. 330 00:15:31,936 --> 00:15:34,684 And there's actually no policy at harvard 331 00:15:34,719 --> 00:15:38,219 Explicitly forbidding what you term "academic doping," 332 00:15:38,254 --> 00:15:39,907 -Is there? -I think in future-- 333 00:15:39,942 --> 00:15:42,611 So you intend to enforce future rules against her. 334 00:15:42,646 --> 00:15:44,420 Do you think that's fair? 335 00:15:44,550 --> 00:15:46,893 We consider her actions to be immoral, 336 00:15:46,928 --> 00:15:47,927 And we reserve our right 337 00:15:47,962 --> 00:15:50,411 To make our admissions decisions accordingly. 338 00:15:56,598 --> 00:15:59,637 I've decided not to sue you. 339 00:15:59,672 --> 00:16:00,661 How sweet. 340 00:16:01,163 --> 00:16:02,172 Listen, 341 00:16:02,207 --> 00:16:05,143 Th-That part about me being desperate for a distraction, 342 00:16:05,178 --> 00:16:06,671 That was true. 343 00:16:06,706 --> 00:16:08,662 It isn't fair, carl. 344 00:16:08,697 --> 00:16:10,156 I have my health 345 00:16:10,191 --> 00:16:13,505 A-And my mind is as sharp as--As... 346 00:16:14,786 --> 00:16:17,177 well, you people come up with all this medicine 347 00:16:17,212 --> 00:16:19,905 To--To--To keep us alive, 348 00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:20,920 Even thrive, 349 00:16:20,955 --> 00:16:22,993 And you don't know what to do with us. 350 00:16:23,028 --> 00:16:27,337 I was thinking... if i were to come up 351 00:16:27,372 --> 00:16:29,679 With something i could sue for, 352 00:16:29,714 --> 00:16:30,817 Something legitimate, 353 00:16:30,852 --> 00:16:32,837 And it could make the firm money-- 354 00:16:35,155 --> 00:16:36,370 Uh... i suppose 355 00:16:36,405 --> 00:16:40,081 If you had a legitimate cause of action, 356 00:16:40,116 --> 00:16:41,349 Then we would-- 357 00:16:43,184 --> 00:16:44,552 Drugs. 358 00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:46,786 Uh, okay, they make them too expensive, 359 00:16:46,821 --> 00:16:48,650 -While in canada, you can-- -No. 360 00:16:49,779 --> 00:16:50,850 Inflation. 361 00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:53,561 Uh, our social security payments 362 00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,207 -Don't keep pace-- -No. 363 00:16:56,778 --> 00:17:01,521 Oh. Look, some jobs still have a mandatory retirement age. 364 00:17:01,556 --> 00:17:02,865 No. 365 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,464 These are all legitimate. 366 00:17:05,499 --> 00:17:08,863 Catherine, you have to have standing. 367 00:17:08,898 --> 00:17:11,962 It has to directly impact you, 368 00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:14,138 Harm you. 369 00:17:15,026 --> 00:17:16,843 Look how insensitive you're being. 370 00:17:16,878 --> 00:17:19,017 Th-This is exactly the problem. 371 00:17:19,052 --> 00:17:21,417 We're just shoved aside as a nuisance. 372 00:17:21,452 --> 00:17:25,029 I can't even watch television shows, for god sake, 373 00:17:25,064 --> 00:17:27,996 Because the networks consider me irrelevant. 374 00:17:28,031 --> 00:17:31,316 You'd think they don't program for anybody over 50. 375 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,591 Is it any wonder 376 00:17:32,626 --> 00:17:35,482 I'm out knocking over convenience stores? 377 00:17:36,193 --> 00:17:39,501 You actually may have something there. 378 00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:40,462 The networks-- 379 00:17:40,497 --> 00:17:44,013 They're supposed to serve the public. 380 00:17:46,474 --> 00:17:48,418 Okay, catherine... 381 00:17:48,453 --> 00:17:50,369 we'll take that case. 382 00:17:51,017 --> 00:17:52,376 Really? 383 00:17:52,411 --> 00:17:54,164 I'm over 50 myself... 384 00:17:54,771 --> 00:17:57,966 and i want something to watch. 385 00:18:08,038 --> 00:18:09,107 How we doing? 386 00:18:09,142 --> 00:18:10,642 Fine. 387 00:18:14,573 --> 00:18:16,865 I got a hearing before judge peyton tomorrow. 388 00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,596 We'll take our best shot. 389 00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:25,007 Shirley's at the fat farm. You hear? 390 00:18:25,042 --> 00:18:27,062 Why? She's not fat. 391 00:18:27,097 --> 00:18:27,888 You know brides. 392 00:18:27,893 --> 00:18:32,302 They like to get all skinny before the wedding. 393 00:18:32,337 --> 00:18:35,174 It's all about how they look in their dress. 394 00:18:40,099 --> 00:18:47,011 You know the best part of having, uh... mad cow? 395 00:18:47,046 --> 00:18:49,290 Sometimes... 396 00:18:49,325 --> 00:18:50,657 not often... 397 00:18:53,112 --> 00:18:55,360 i think we're still together. 398 00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:02,462 As delusions go, it's one of the better ones. 399 00:19:11,932 --> 00:19:14,745 You gonna be okay, denny, attending her wedding? 400 00:19:17,746 --> 00:19:19,907 Yeah. Well... 401 00:19:20,553 --> 00:19:22,275 what i'm not okay with is... 402 00:19:22,310 --> 00:19:24,445 sitting on my ass while my brain rots. 403 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,728 I have a big problem with that, though. 404 00:19:28,624 --> 00:19:31,235 We go before judge peyton in the morning. 405 00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:36,493 Yeah, you told me. 406 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:49,963 You gonna stay here all night, jerry? 407 00:19:49,998 --> 00:19:50,758 It's not even clear 408 00:19:50,793 --> 00:19:52,802 Those drugs gave her all that much of an advantage. 409 00:19:52,837 --> 00:19:55,397 She scored 99th percentile on the practice test, 410 00:19:55,432 --> 00:19:56,590 Which she took without the drugs. 411 00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:58,533 Jerry, she cheated. Let's not kid ourselves. 412 00:19:58,568 --> 00:19:59,607 Most kids get a bigger advantage 413 00:19:59,642 --> 00:20:00,818 By taking the s.A.T. Prep program. 414 00:20:00,853 --> 00:20:03,748 They actually can boost scores by 150 points. 415 00:20:03,783 --> 00:20:05,198 Those programs are legitimate. 416 00:20:05,233 --> 00:20:06,786 And not affordable to kids like margie. 417 00:20:06,821 --> 00:20:07,704 Let's face it, katie. 418 00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:09,882 The rich have such a leg up in this college racket. 419 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,029 According to one chancellor, in ivy league schools, 420 00:20:12,064 --> 00:20:15,804 Poor applicants really only get a shot at 40% of the slots. 421 00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:18,202 The rest are reserved for families of privilege. 422 00:20:18,337 --> 00:20:21,565 But jerry, you cannot be a fan of academic doping. 423 00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:24,705 I'm just saying... 424 00:20:24,967 --> 00:20:27,398 life isn't an even playing field, 425 00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:31,162 And for those who are... 426 00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:33,068 weaker than... 427 00:20:33,794 --> 00:20:35,171 meaning you? 428 00:20:36,092 --> 00:20:39,766 Jerry, you're not weaker than. You have asperger's. 429 00:20:40,421 --> 00:20:43,056 You have no idea how afraid i am 430 00:20:43,091 --> 00:20:45,224 To leave my apartment. 431 00:20:45,563 --> 00:20:47,090 Every day... 432 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:48,996 every morning, 433 00:20:49,031 --> 00:20:53,462 I actually wonder, will i get out the door or not? 434 00:20:53,497 --> 00:20:55,926 It seems you win that battle every day. 435 00:20:56,482 --> 00:21:00,197 Yeah... on drugs. 436 00:21:07,438 --> 00:21:10,298 You can't sue the networks. 437 00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:13,353 The airwaves, judge, are a public trust, at least as far 438 00:21:13,388 --> 00:21:15,052 As the broadcast networks are concerned. 439 00:21:15,087 --> 00:21:17,203 -That's why they're regulated. -It's still a business. 440 00:21:17,238 --> 00:21:19,498 I mean, bungee jumping might be regulated. 441 00:21:19,533 --> 00:21:20,624 Are you saying that those outfits 442 00:21:20,659 --> 00:21:22,224 Would have a duty to service the elderly? 443 00:21:22,259 --> 00:21:24,162 No, that would be unreasonable. 444 00:21:24,197 --> 00:21:27,436 But to require a broadcaster to program for everybody isn't. 445 00:21:27,471 --> 00:21:29,214 Mr. Suck. 446 00:21:29,249 --> 00:21:30,166 Sack. 447 00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:31,527 Your honor, there may have been a time 448 00:21:31,562 --> 00:21:34,234 When it made practical business sense to exclude the old, 449 00:21:34,269 --> 00:21:34,788 But not today. 450 00:21:34,823 --> 00:21:37,214 Americans over 50 make up the fastest growing market. 451 00:21:37,249 --> 00:21:38,500 It's about money, not how many-- 452 00:21:38,535 --> 00:21:41,742 Really? Gee. I would've never guessed that. 453 00:21:41,777 --> 00:21:44,139 The baby boomers, now all over 50, 454 00:21:44,174 --> 00:21:46,446 Earn $2 trillion in annual income. 455 00:21:46,481 --> 00:21:47,834 That's trillion. 456 00:21:47,835 --> 00:21:50,569 Madison avenue is after the discretionary spender. 457 00:21:50,604 --> 00:21:54,001 Yes, and people over 50 account for half of that, too. 458 00:21:54,036 --> 00:21:56,648 Choose your statistic. Go ahead. I've got you. 459 00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:59,593 We've got more money. We spend more money. 460 00:21:59,628 --> 00:22:01,568 We watch more television, go to more movies. 461 00:22:01,603 --> 00:22:04,280 We buy more cds than young people do, 462 00:22:04,315 --> 00:22:08,167 And yet we're the focus of less than 10% of the advertising. 463 00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:10,782 All the networks want to do is skew younger. 464 00:22:10,817 --> 00:22:12,159 Kid shows for kids. 465 00:22:12,194 --> 00:22:17,033 You know, the only show unafraid to have its stars over 50 is "b"-- 466 00:22:18,062 --> 00:22:20,689 Gee, i can't say it. It would, um, break the wall. 467 00:22:20,724 --> 00:22:23,057 Oh, mr. Suck. It's still sack. 468 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:25,808 I can't tell the networks what shows to make. 469 00:22:25,843 --> 00:22:28,486 No, but yocan order them not to discriminate. 470 00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:32,654 What they're doing intentionally excludes a class of society. 471 00:22:32,689 --> 00:22:33,998 That's bigotry. 472 00:22:34,033 --> 00:22:36,669 You know, we should be able to turn on our damn televisions 473 00:22:36,704 --> 00:22:37,423 And see something 474 00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:41,059 Other than reality shows aimed at fourth graders, 475 00:22:41,094 --> 00:22:42,510 Games shows aimed at those 476 00:22:42,545 --> 00:22:44,935 Slightly smarter than fifth graders 477 00:22:44,970 --> 00:22:46,257 And scripted shows 478 00:22:46,292 --> 00:22:49,394 With dim-Witted, sex-Crazed 20-Somethings 479 00:22:49,429 --> 00:22:52,156 Running around in suits or doctor scrubs. 480 00:22:52,191 --> 00:22:53,828 Old people, the ones with intelligence, 481 00:22:53,863 --> 00:22:56,388 Don't want to watch that crap. We're fed up! 482 00:22:56,423 --> 00:22:59,562 You know, the networks might think we're dead, but we're not. 483 00:22:59,597 --> 00:23:02,817 We're very much alive with working brains. 484 00:23:02,852 --> 00:23:06,591 Give us something to watch, damn it! 485 00:23:13,624 --> 00:23:14,841 You ready, denny? 486 00:23:20,038 --> 00:23:21,254 Denny? 487 00:23:28,834 --> 00:23:30,098 What's wrong? 488 00:23:30,734 --> 00:23:32,353 I must have nodded off. 489 00:23:33,356 --> 00:23:34,657 I was... 490 00:23:36,064 --> 00:23:38,752 dreaming about shirley. 491 00:23:39,636 --> 00:23:41,535 We were on a bench. 492 00:23:41,979 --> 00:23:44,658 She asked me to marry her. 493 00:23:47,116 --> 00:23:48,779 What a dream. 494 00:23:53,412 --> 00:23:56,544 Were my eyes closed when you came in? 495 00:23:57,756 --> 00:23:58,723 Yeah. 496 00:24:02,063 --> 00:24:04,287 You must have nodded off. 497 00:24:06,341 --> 00:24:06,879 You ready? 498 00:24:06,914 --> 00:24:08,982 We're due in court. 499 00:24:24,123 --> 00:24:27,615 Mr.Shore, the supreme court already ruled on this very issue. 500 00:24:27,650 --> 00:24:28,966 No, they didn't, judge. 501 00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:31,373 The supreme court, in fact, refused to rule on it. 502 00:24:31,408 --> 00:24:33,205 They couldn't be bothered to even hear the case. 503 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,038 I'm sure if one of their friends were dying, 504 00:24:35,073 --> 00:24:36,311 We would've had a different result. 505 00:24:36,346 --> 00:24:36,902 Oh, come on. 506 00:24:36,937 --> 00:24:40,872 Why can't mr. Crane take the drug and simply assume 507 00:24:40,907 --> 00:24:43,007 All the inherent risks if he so chooses? 508 00:24:43,042 --> 00:24:44,583 Because we don't let people take drugs 509 00:24:44,618 --> 00:24:46,854 While they're still in the investigative stage, 510 00:24:46,889 --> 00:24:47,901 And with good reason. 511 00:24:47,936 --> 00:24:49,853 Think of the potential for abuse. 512 00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:52,112 Potential for abuse? 513 00:24:52,147 --> 00:24:53,896 What's the downside? He could die? 514 00:24:53,931 --> 00:24:55,207 He's doing that anyway. 515 00:24:55,208 --> 00:24:56,331 No, he isn't. He could live 516 00:24:56,332 --> 00:24:58,689 -A long time with alzheimer's. -Which could be worse. 517 00:24:58,724 --> 00:25:00,914 And it's possible the disease could take years to progress. 518 00:25:00,949 --> 00:25:02,828 He could have many healthy years while we-- 519 00:25:02,863 --> 00:25:05,882 There are all kinds of possibilities and choices. 520 00:25:05,917 --> 00:25:08,825 Why can't they belong to the patient? 521 00:25:08,860 --> 00:25:09,864 There is still so much 522 00:25:09,899 --> 00:25:11,935 That is still so unknown about dimebolin that-- 523 00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:13,681 Yes, and we'll assume all of the risks. 524 00:25:13,682 --> 00:25:15,566 -Do i ever get to speak? -I'd prefer you didn't. 525 00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:16,986 -We're wasting precious time. -Mr. Shore, 526 00:25:17,144 --> 00:25:19,416 I am a superior court judge. 527 00:25:19,451 --> 00:25:22,703 I have to take my cues from the appellate court. 528 00:25:22,738 --> 00:25:24,990 On this issue, the law is clear. 529 00:25:25,025 --> 00:25:28,314 A patient, even a dying patient, 530 00:25:28,349 --> 00:25:31,576 Has no constitutional right to experimental treatment. 531 00:25:31,611 --> 00:25:34,745 Now do i agree with that precedent? No, not really. 532 00:25:34,780 --> 00:25:36,269 So this is what i will do-- 533 00:25:36,664 --> 00:25:39,385 I'll certify it to the massachusetts supreme court. 534 00:25:39,420 --> 00:25:41,076 Maybe they can find the authority 535 00:25:41,111 --> 00:25:42,655 To give you what you want. 536 00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:44,903 We are adjourned. 537 00:25:49,944 --> 00:25:51,404 So now what? 538 00:25:52,340 --> 00:25:54,251 We go to the state supreme court. 539 00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:55,752 There's nine of them. 540 00:25:55,787 --> 00:25:57,321 Let's hope that at least one has a relative 541 00:25:57,356 --> 00:25:59,585 Who has an incurable disease. 542 00:26:09,924 --> 00:26:13,040 When was the last time a pretty lady sat ne to you 543 00:26:13,075 --> 00:26:14,949 And sucked on your ear lobe? 544 00:26:15,369 --> 00:26:17,956 And don't count the number of times 545 00:26:17,991 --> 00:26:20,104 You had to pay for it. 546 00:26:20,584 --> 00:26:21,996 How dare you? 547 00:26:22,031 --> 00:26:23,922 I'm eating my lunch. 548 00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:27,586 Oh, come on, sweetheart. Throw an old lady a bone. 549 00:26:27,621 --> 00:26:29,464 You are.... 550 00:26:29,499 --> 00:26:31,809 a shocking woman! 551 00:26:31,844 --> 00:26:35,623 Look, judge, i know this is--Is ex parte 552 00:26:35,658 --> 00:26:37,359 Or some--Whatever, uh, uh, 553 00:26:37,394 --> 00:26:41,220 Some latin term that means i can't gum your body parts. 554 00:26:41,255 --> 00:26:45,579 But why don't you just give me something good to watch on tv? 555 00:26:45,614 --> 00:26:48,788 I mean, the airwaves are a public trust. Am i right? 556 00:26:48,823 --> 00:26:50,475 Uh, catherine, what are you doing? 557 00:26:50,510 --> 00:26:53,125 She's trying to suck on my ear. 558 00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:54,404 That's what she's doing. 559 00:26:54,439 --> 00:26:56,341 -Outrageous! -Catherine, 560 00:26:56,444 --> 00:26:57,494 Go inside the courthouse. 561 00:26:57,529 --> 00:26:59,925 I'll meet you there. Now. 562 00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:10,158 Ahem. I apologize, judge. 563 00:27:10,193 --> 00:27:11,286 You ask me, 564 00:27:11,321 --> 00:27:13,407 Your client already watches too much television. 565 00:27:13,442 --> 00:27:15,893 -Ah. -And that smutty mouth. 566 00:27:15,928 --> 00:27:17,947 Sex, sex, sex, sex. 567 00:27:17,982 --> 00:27:19,065 That what you watch? 568 00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:21,259 Silence! 569 00:27:21,294 --> 00:27:23,510 Uh, well, you know, judge, 570 00:27:23,545 --> 00:27:26,187 In addition to there being little for us to watch, 571 00:27:26,222 --> 00:27:28,451 Most of it stinks, 572 00:27:28,954 --> 00:27:30,882 And it's partly this thing's fault. 573 00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:32,194 What are you talking about? 574 00:27:32,229 --> 00:27:34,433 Well, a lot of people are on it while they're watching. 575 00:27:34,468 --> 00:27:37,179 They no longer give television their undivided attention. 576 00:27:37,214 --> 00:27:38,259 We're either on the phone 577 00:27:38,294 --> 00:27:41,723 Or we're texting or on the internet. 578 00:27:41,758 --> 00:27:44,394 So the producers, they dumb down the plots, 579 00:27:44,429 --> 00:27:49,011 Make it easier to keep up with while their viewers multitask. 580 00:27:49,046 --> 00:27:49,718 Really? 581 00:27:50,171 --> 00:27:53,471 Kids nowadays watch an average of three hours of television a day. 582 00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:55,081 That's while being distracted. 583 00:27:55,116 --> 00:27:58,069 People over 55, we watch 6 hours a day. 584 00:27:58,104 --> 00:28:00,655 And we really watch. 585 00:28:00,690 --> 00:28:02,750 So why aren't they programming for us? 586 00:28:02,785 --> 00:28:05,151 You know, come on, do these idiots a favor, judge. 587 00:28:05,449 --> 00:28:08,605 Send these network bozos a clue. Be a leader. 588 00:28:08,785 --> 00:28:10,860 And we can't wait for congress after all, 589 00:28:11,429 --> 00:28:14,591 Because, well, they're bozos, too. 590 00:28:23,053 --> 00:28:25,863 These are their minds they're messing with. 591 00:28:25,898 --> 00:28:28,215 We don't even know the long-Term damage. 592 00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:29,104 Now obviously, 593 00:28:29,139 --> 00:28:32,014 Short of requiring urinalysis at the s.A.T.S, 594 00:28:32,049 --> 00:28:34,565 We can't monitor who is or isn't using, 595 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,143 But we can take a stand against the ones 596 00:28:37,178 --> 00:28:38,613 Who are brazen about it, 597 00:28:38,648 --> 00:28:41,685 Who defend it as acceptable and fair. 598 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,421 Simply put, what margie coggins did 599 00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:46,379 Was decidedly unfair. 600 00:28:46,414 --> 00:28:48,171 It's cheating. 601 00:28:48,883 --> 00:28:51,726 Not in keeping with the ideals of harvard. 602 00:28:52,889 --> 00:28:54,337 I got into harvard. 603 00:28:54,801 --> 00:28:56,081 Most don't. 604 00:28:56,116 --> 00:28:58,291 Harvard rejects over 90% of its applicants. 605 00:28:58,326 --> 00:29:01,330 That's 90% of the best high school students. 606 00:29:01,365 --> 00:29:04,609 The rest don't even bother applying. 607 00:29:04,644 --> 00:29:05,840 The problem is, 608 00:29:05,875 --> 00:29:09,208 Every parent wants their kid to go to harvard. 609 00:29:09,243 --> 00:29:11,949 Parents push, nudge. Some kick. 610 00:29:12,128 --> 00:29:14,273 Look at the climate we've created. 611 00:29:14,558 --> 00:29:16,385 80% of honors 612 00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:18,204 And advance-Placement students cheat, 613 00:29:18,239 --> 00:29:21,682 Not once or twice, but on a regular basis. 614 00:29:21,717 --> 00:29:23,004 She didn't. 615 00:29:23,005 --> 00:29:24,804 She didn't get the test answers ahead of time. 616 00:29:24,839 --> 00:29:26,331 She didn't copy her neighbor's paper. 617 00:29:26,366 --> 00:29:28,229 She used her own brain. 618 00:29:28,264 --> 00:29:32,508 Yes, she used a prescription stimulant to stay focused and alert. 619 00:29:32,543 --> 00:29:36,659 At least 30% of college students admit to doing the same thing. 620 00:29:36,694 --> 00:29:38,877 Not only are there currently no laws against it, 621 00:29:38,912 --> 00:29:40,779 There are currently no rules. 622 00:29:40,814 --> 00:29:44,131 These kids grow up in a pervasive drug culture. 623 00:29:44,166 --> 00:29:46,643 We've got medications not just to treat diseases, 624 00:29:46,678 --> 00:29:48,726 But simply to help you do things better, 625 00:29:48,761 --> 00:29:50,837 Be it sex, urinating, digesting. 626 00:29:50,872 --> 00:29:53,796 We've got some to boost energy, others to help you sleep. 627 00:29:53,831 --> 00:29:54,707 Better life, 628 00:29:54,742 --> 00:29:57,495 More productive life through chemistry. 629 00:29:58,873 --> 00:30:00,083 The drug we're talking about here 630 00:30:00,118 --> 00:30:03,922 Is used off label by many to boost brain power. 631 00:30:03,957 --> 00:30:05,548 Personally... 632 00:30:05,583 --> 00:30:09,683 i've tried medication to help with my asperger's. 633 00:30:09,718 --> 00:30:11,218 Some worked. 634 00:30:11,253 --> 00:30:14,931 They made me feel safer emotionally. 635 00:30:16,019 --> 00:30:17,794 Should i not get that right? 636 00:30:17,829 --> 00:30:22,269 Or are drugs for emotions okay, but cognition, no? 637 00:30:22,304 --> 00:30:24,725 Or should the rule be for disorder, yes, 638 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,829 But enhancement, no? 639 00:30:26,864 --> 00:30:28,498 Where do you draw that line? 640 00:30:28,533 --> 00:30:30,844 She didn't have a prescription for the ones she took. 641 00:30:30,879 --> 00:30:33,140 True, but many kids do this. She's no different. 642 00:30:33,175 --> 00:30:35,207 -Except she got caught. -She didn't get caught. 643 00:30:35,242 --> 00:30:36,854 She was simply honest about it. 644 00:30:36,889 --> 00:30:38,697 Honesty--That's the infraction 645 00:30:38,732 --> 00:30:41,400 That's getting her bounced on moral character grounds. 646 00:30:41,435 --> 00:30:44,324 Hypocrisy might be a better word. 647 00:31:21,095 --> 00:31:22,519 What are you doing? 648 00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:25,328 I'm giving the bride away, remember? 649 00:31:25,363 --> 00:31:27,891 -Oh. -I'm practicing. 650 00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:32,072 I want to get it right. 651 00:31:34,079 --> 00:31:36,086 And she's gonna make a magnificent bride... 652 00:31:37,413 --> 00:31:38,931 for the seventh time. 653 00:31:38,966 --> 00:31:40,114 Yeah. 654 00:31:43,466 --> 00:31:44,833 Need something? 655 00:31:46,958 --> 00:31:49,169 Denny, the massachusetts supreme court, 656 00:31:49,204 --> 00:31:50,744 They said no. 657 00:31:51,526 --> 00:31:53,574 Oh, jeez. 658 00:31:55,208 --> 00:31:56,194 Any appeal? 659 00:31:56,229 --> 00:31:58,074 Well, to the u.S. Supreme court, 660 00:31:58,109 --> 00:32:01,835 But they've already refused to hear this very argument, so... 661 00:32:02,614 --> 00:32:03,511 so now what? 662 00:32:03,546 --> 00:32:05,054 I'm not sure. 663 00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:08,485 We can try to get you into the clinical trials. 664 00:32:09,178 --> 00:32:11,287 -We could go to russia. -We could. 665 00:32:11,322 --> 00:32:12,566 Or we could go to atlanta. 666 00:32:12,601 --> 00:32:15,193 I hear the russians have kinda taken over georgia, 667 00:32:15,228 --> 00:32:18,168 -So we could go to atlanta. -It's another georgia 668 00:32:18,203 --> 00:32:19,330 That the russians have gotten involved with-- 669 00:32:19,365 --> 00:32:20,578 Then we'll go to the real russia. 670 00:32:20,613 --> 00:32:23,250 They got magnificent salmon streams 671 00:32:23,285 --> 00:32:25,212 And no fish farms. 672 00:32:26,247 --> 00:32:27,398 What a road trip. 673 00:32:27,433 --> 00:32:31,332 Can you imagine you and me on the loose in russia? 674 00:32:31,367 --> 00:32:33,775 That would be something. Go fly-Fishing with putin. 675 00:32:33,810 --> 00:32:35,754 Look him in the eye, see his soul. 676 00:32:35,789 --> 00:32:40,449 Tell him to keep his big, ugly head out of alaskan airspace. 677 00:32:43,622 --> 00:32:45,258 Right after the wedding. 678 00:32:46,145 --> 00:32:47,785 Off to russia. 679 00:33:00,764 --> 00:33:01,750 All right. 680 00:33:01,785 --> 00:33:04,924 I can't solve the brain enhancement debate 681 00:33:04,959 --> 00:33:06,708 With one ruling. 682 00:33:06,743 --> 00:33:08,132 But in this case, 683 00:33:08,167 --> 00:33:09,948 The plaintiff didn't have a prescription. 684 00:33:09,983 --> 00:33:12,035 What she did was illegal. 685 00:33:12,534 --> 00:33:15,098 I am not ordering harvard to reinstate her. 686 00:33:15,133 --> 00:33:17,137 We're adjourned. 687 00:33:20,152 --> 00:33:21,547 Wh-What do i do now? 688 00:33:28,470 --> 00:33:29,593 What's this? 689 00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:34,103 Well... this... 690 00:33:34,138 --> 00:33:37,189 would be... a-A lecture, i guess. 691 00:33:38,214 --> 00:33:40,701 You said you geared your whole life 692 00:33:40,736 --> 00:33:42,437 Toward getting into harvard. 693 00:33:42,472 --> 00:33:45,276 And now you think it's the end of the world 694 00:33:45,311 --> 00:33:46,707 That... 695 00:33:47,611 --> 00:33:51,954 it's this very uber-Super-Comepititive mentality that caused you 696 00:33:51,989 --> 00:33:54,121 To take the pills in the first place, margie, and-- 697 00:33:54,156 --> 00:33:55,876 Mr. Espenson, you did get into harvard. 698 00:33:55,911 --> 00:33:57,165 And it changed nothing. 699 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,894 I still popped, purred, hopped. 700 00:33:59,929 --> 00:34:02,629 I was still ridiculed. Harvard didn't change it. 701 00:34:02,664 --> 00:34:05,668 But i was so sure law school would, 702 00:34:05,703 --> 00:34:07,260 Because everybody respects lawyers. 703 00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:10,252 So i studied, studied, made top of my class. 704 00:34:10,514 --> 00:34:11,545 It changed nothing. 705 00:34:11,580 --> 00:34:14,033 But i was positive making partner would. 706 00:34:15,197 --> 00:34:17,320 Well... guess what. 707 00:34:18,635 --> 00:34:21,503 None of it can give you self-Acceptance. 708 00:34:21,538 --> 00:34:23,196 For that, you need-- 709 00:34:23,231 --> 00:34:24,120 A different ug? 710 00:34:24,155 --> 00:34:26,601 Exactly. And--No. No! 711 00:34:26,636 --> 00:34:30,870 For self-Acceptance, you need to go to a far deeper, perhaps darker, 712 00:34:30,905 --> 00:34:33,332 Certainly scarier place. 713 00:34:33,994 --> 00:34:37,383 Your problem, margie, is your priorities. 714 00:34:37,418 --> 00:34:40,353 Harvard isn't going to give you what's most important in life. 715 00:34:40,653 --> 00:34:41,703 Trust me. 716 00:34:54,870 --> 00:34:57,248 At first, i thought this case was like every other case 717 00:34:57,283 --> 00:34:59,712 Brought by this... ridiculous law firm-- 718 00:34:59,747 --> 00:35:02,375 Ridiculous and outrageous. 719 00:35:02,410 --> 00:35:03,892 But i can't ignore, 720 00:35:03,927 --> 00:35:09,895 Ageism is one of the last socially condoned bigotries. 721 00:35:09,930 --> 00:35:14,400 And it is rampant in this broadcast network business. 722 00:35:14,435 --> 00:35:18,479 They consider those of us over 50 to be irrelevant. 723 00:35:18,514 --> 00:35:19,279 How is it possible 724 00:35:19,314 --> 00:35:21,878 That we are not even a part of the target demo 725 00:35:21,913 --> 00:35:24,054 When we watch the most television 726 00:35:24,089 --> 00:35:26,510 And spend the most money? 727 00:35:26,545 --> 00:35:28,710 My god, there are 87 million of us, 728 00:35:28,745 --> 00:35:33,389 And that number will grow by 31 million more by 2020. 729 00:35:33,424 --> 00:35:36,189 Are you really telling me that it doesn't make sense 730 00:35:36,224 --> 00:35:39,051 To make television shows that we want to tch? 731 00:35:39,086 --> 00:35:40,368 If i am to assume 732 00:35:40,403 --> 00:35:43,279 That the industry is not run by a bunch of idiots, 733 00:35:43,314 --> 00:35:46,955 Then i can only conclude that it's dominated by prejudice. 734 00:35:47,782 --> 00:35:50,086 The case stands. 735 00:35:51,533 --> 00:35:53,228 Adjourned. 736 00:35:57,361 --> 00:36:00,082 Well, well, well. 737 00:36:00,117 --> 00:36:01,801 Congratulations, catherine. 738 00:36:02,101 --> 00:36:03,376 You know... 739 00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:07,572 old people have active sex lives, too. 740 00:36:08,887 --> 00:36:11,374 My trailer or yours? 741 00:36:20,421 --> 00:36:22,030 * you are * 742 00:36:22,065 --> 00:36:25,614 * so beautiful * 743 00:36:27,241 --> 00:36:35,490 * to me * 744 00:36:36,230 --> 00:36:38,673 * you are * 745 00:36:38,708 --> 00:36:43,148 * so beautiful * 746 00:36:43,183 --> 00:36:48,646 * to me * 747 00:36:59,115 --> 00:37:00,179 Denny. 748 00:37:02,337 --> 00:37:03,669 Oh, hey... 749 00:37:03,982 --> 00:37:05,196 carl. 750 00:37:06,116 --> 00:37:08,323 Uh, i was, uh... 751 00:37:10,096 --> 00:37:11,770 just practicing. 752 00:37:13,073 --> 00:37:16,040 I-I want to give her away right. 753 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,723 Listen, i, um... 754 00:37:20,676 --> 00:37:23,690 i appreciate you being such a... 755 00:37:25,470 --> 00:37:27,833 well, a great sport about this. 756 00:37:27,868 --> 00:37:31,144 I know that on some level, it-- 757 00:37:31,179 --> 00:37:32,914 What?! Oh, my jiminy christmas! 758 00:37:32,949 --> 00:37:35,417 Denny! Denny! We're goin' back! We're goin' back! 759 00:37:35,452 --> 00:37:37,091 -We're goin' back! -What are you talk-- 760 00:37:37,126 --> 00:37:38,156 The case! The case! The case! 761 00:37:38,191 --> 00:37:39,643 I just got off the phone with the clerk's office. 762 00:37:39,678 --> 00:37:41,306 -The massachusetts-- -Slow down. 763 00:37:41,341 --> 00:37:44,001 -We're on our way! -R-Russia? 764 00:37:44,036 --> 00:37:45,513 -Not russia. -Atlanta? 765 00:37:45,548 --> 00:37:47,983 No, washington! The massachusetts supreme court, 766 00:37:48,018 --> 00:37:48,967 On their own initiative, 767 00:37:49,002 --> 00:37:50,718 Petitioned the u.S. Supreme court. 768 00:37:50,753 --> 00:37:52,287 This time, they agreed to hear it. 769 00:37:52,617 --> 00:37:53,420 Hear what? 770 00:37:53,455 --> 00:37:54,796 -Our case! -What?! 771 00:37:54,831 --> 00:37:56,978 -We're going back to the supreme court! -When? 772 00:37:57,013 --> 00:37:58,330 -Next week. -Next week? 773 00:37:58,365 --> 00:37:59,787 -Next week! -Oh! 774 00:37:59,822 --> 00:38:03,329 Supreme court! Supreme court! Supreme court! 775 00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:04,780 Sorry, carl. Don't mean to exclude you. 776 00:38:04,815 --> 00:38:09,591 Supreme court! Supreme court! Supreme court! Supreme court! 777 00:38:19,976 --> 00:38:21,264 Working late again? 778 00:38:22,211 --> 00:38:24,962 It's a myth the workload drops when you make partner. 779 00:38:25,754 --> 00:38:27,897 Get out while you still can. 780 00:38:31,255 --> 00:38:32,876 Jerry, can i say something? 781 00:38:35,406 --> 00:38:39,118 Your comment about you being weaker than... 782 00:38:39,153 --> 00:38:41,780 i've been thinking about it, and i disagree. 783 00:38:41,815 --> 00:38:43,620 I quite think you might be 784 00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:46,159 The bravest person i've ever met. 785 00:38:47,234 --> 00:38:47,787 Why? 786 00:38:47,822 --> 00:38:51,228 Just the way you take on your various challenges every day. 787 00:38:52,420 --> 00:38:54,867 There aren't many men like you, jerry. 788 00:38:59,106 --> 00:39:00,253 Thanks. 789 00:39:04,784 --> 00:39:06,308 How about we go for a drink? 790 00:39:06,832 --> 00:39:07,706 We had a good day. 791 00:39:07,711 --> 00:39:10,161 We actually lost, come to think of it.All the more reason. 792 00:39:10,196 --> 00:39:13,628 -Shall we? -As colleagues? 793 00:39:15,115 --> 00:39:17,374 Jerry, let's go for a drink. 794 00:39:19,462 --> 00:39:21,598 I'll meet you by the elevator? 795 00:39:45,928 --> 00:39:47,874 Do you think the supreme court, 796 00:39:48,326 --> 00:39:50,546 When they agreed to take this case, 797 00:39:50,581 --> 00:39:51,951 Knew it was us? 798 00:39:51,986 --> 00:39:53,458 I don't know. 799 00:39:54,821 --> 00:39:56,516 Maybe they want a rematch. 800 00:39:56,551 --> 00:40:00,173 Ha! You'll kick their asses again. 801 00:40:00,194 --> 00:40:02,695 They'll have to bring in more justices. 802 00:40:02,730 --> 00:40:04,685 I thinkn they're only allowed the nine. 803 00:40:06,394 --> 00:40:09,761 Hey, maybe i'll retire after this. 804 00:40:09,796 --> 00:40:11,809 -Don't be ridiculous. -Well, what better way to go out? 805 00:40:11,844 --> 00:40:14,771 My last case--In front of the supreme court. 806 00:40:16,810 --> 00:40:20,085 Now there's a finale, alan. They should put it on tv. 807 00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:21,852 We'd get ratings. If they promoted us, 808 00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:23,542 Of course, i think there's a law against promoting us. 809 00:40:23,577 --> 00:40:25,301 Seems to be. 810 00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:31,530 What would you do if you retired, denny, seriously? 811 00:40:33,253 --> 00:40:34,434 Fish. 812 00:40:34,770 --> 00:40:35,644 Every day? 813 00:40:35,679 --> 00:40:38,085 Not every day. I'd have sex some days. 814 00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:41,783 Maybe i should invite ruth bader ginsburg 815 00:40:41,818 --> 00:40:43,231 To come to nimmo bay with me. 816 00:40:43,266 --> 00:40:44,462 What about me? 817 00:40:44,497 --> 00:40:47,161 You can borrow magazines from clarence thomas. 818 00:40:49,841 --> 00:40:53,579 Oh, won't they be so happy to see us again? 819 00:40:53,614 --> 00:40:55,333 -The rematch. -The rematch. 820 00:40:55,368 --> 00:40:58,672 -Grand finale. -Special 9:00 start time. 821 00:41:05,147 --> 00:41:08,253 I made another decision today. 822 00:41:09,307 --> 00:41:10,477 Which is? 823 00:41:11,330 --> 00:41:12,709 I'm not dying. 824 00:41:13,706 --> 00:41:15,194 I like that idea. 825 00:41:15,229 --> 00:41:18,627 I'm gonna get my hands on this drug one way or another. 826 00:41:18,662 --> 00:41:20,765 Hell, this is america. If we have to, we'll-- 827 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:21,868 Bribe. 828 00:41:21,903 --> 00:41:22,989 Damn right. 829 00:41:23,457 --> 00:41:25,412 And even if i fail, 830 00:41:25,447 --> 00:41:28,044 They say if you keep getting excited about life, 831 00:41:28,079 --> 00:41:30,310 The blood rushes to your brain better. 832 00:41:32,701 --> 00:41:34,896 I'll love life, alan, 833 00:41:34,931 --> 00:41:36,531 Even if it kills me. 834 00:41:36,566 --> 00:41:39,490 I'll fish, i'll be with you. 835 00:41:42,905 --> 00:41:45,517 I'll love life, alan. 836 00:41:47,773 --> 00:41:49,882 And next week, i'll love life in washington 837 00:41:49,917 --> 00:41:50,993 In front of the supreme court. 838 00:41:51,028 --> 00:41:54,282 And after that, i'll love it in--In nimmo bay-- 839 00:41:54,317 --> 00:41:56,011 -With ruth bader ginsburg. -She wants me. 840 00:41:56,046 --> 00:41:56,895 I saw that. 841 00:41:56,930 --> 00:41:59,167 Hey, maybe she persuaded them to take this case. 842 00:41:59,202 --> 00:42:00,953 To be closer to you. 843 00:42:00,988 --> 00:42:04,175 Oh, ruthie, ruthie, ruthie. 844 00:42:05,167 --> 00:42:07,063 Here we come. 845 00:42:08,727 --> 00:42:12,684 welcome to www.1000fr.Com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 61591

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