All language subtitles for Boston Legal - 5x11 - Juiced.DVD.en

PREVIOUSLY ON BOSTON LEGAL... \par

I HAVE AN 80% CHANCE OF GETTING ALZHEIMER'S? \par

HAVE YOU BEEN FEELING OTHER SYMPTOMS LATELY? \par

SOMETIMES I FEEL A LITTLE FOGGY, \par

I DON'T SEEM TO ALWAYS GET THINGS, \par

WE ALL KNOW IT, WE LAUGH IT OFF, \par

WE SAY,ISN'T THE MAD COW CUTE? \par

AT WHAT POINT DO WE ALL ADMIT \par
THE MAN NEEDS HELP? \par

THE FIRM IS GOING BROKE? \par

WE MAY HAVE TO SHUT OUR DOORS, \par

DID I KNOW THIS AND FORGET? \par

YOU'VE BEEN ALMOST LIKE \par
A BIG SISTER TO ME, \par

IF YOU KNEW THIS CRAZY CATHERINE PIPER... \par

DO YOU THINK THEY CONSIDERED ME SANE? \par

IF ONLY THEY COULD KNOW YOU LIKE I DO, \par

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(elevator bell dings) \par

(indistinct conversations) \par

UH... \par

(indistinct conversations continue) \par

HELLO, DEAR, \par

MAY I HELP YOU? \par

YEAH, I'M LOOKING FOR A LAWYER, \par

OH, YES, \par
I SUSPECTED AS MUCH, \par

YOU'RE IN A LAW FIRM, \par

UH, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, DEAR? \par

WELL, I, UH, I GOT INTO HARVARD, AND THEN \par

A PRETTY LITTLE THING LIKE YOU? \par
(laughs) OH, PLEASE, \par

WHO'D WE DO, SWEETHEART? \par

THEN THEY RESCINDED MY ADMISSION, \par

AND NOW I WOULD LIKE TO SUE THEM,\par

(laughs) OF COURSE YOU WOULD, \par

UM, KATIE, BE A DEAR AND HELP THIS YOUNG LADY, \par

UH, KATIE WILL HELP YOU, DEAR, \par

WHY DON'T WE GO TO THE CONFERENCE ROOM? \par

OKAY, \par

HELLO, \par

(gasps) \par

WHO ARE YOU? \par

UH, I'M CATHERINE, HONEY, D--(clears throat) WHO ARE YOU? \par

CARL SACK, MAY I HELP YOU? \par

I DOUBT IT, UH, YOU STRIKE ME AS PUSHY, \par

MAY I ASK, \par

AND I THINK I MAY, BEING, UH, A SENIOR PARTNER, \par

JUST WHWHAT... \par
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? \par

I WORK HERE, DEAR, \par

YOU WORK HERE? \par

YES, DEAR, \par

WHO HIRED YOU? \par

SHIRLEY SCHMIDT DID, DEAR, SHE'S MY OLDER SISTER, \par

I THINK IF SHIRLEY SCHMIDT HAD HIRED YOU, \par

SHE WOULD'VE TOLD ME, \par

REALLY? DOES SHE TELL YOU EVERYTHING? \par

DID SHE TELL YOU SHE WENT TO CABO FOR THE WEEK? \par

SHE DID, \par

AND SHE LEFT ME A CONTACT NUMBER... \par

(keypad beeping) \par

IF YOU CAN IMAGINE, \par

WELL, THAT'S LOVELY, \par

(Kevin Edelman's Pimps N' Trixx ringtone playing) \par

DID SHE TELL YOU HER CALLS \par

WERE BEING FORWARDED TO HER YOUNGER SISTER? \par

HELLO, WHO'S CALLING, PLEASE? \par

IS IT THE PUSHY MAN? \par

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BOOM, \par

(makes popping noise) \par

OKAY, DENNY, \par

I WANT YOU TO COUNT BACKWARDS BY SEVENS FROM A HUNDRED, \par

Why? \par

It's just a test, \par

(scoffs) \par

100, \par

93, \par

Uh, 86, \par

81, \par

75, \par

44, I meant to say, \par

4, UH, 1984, \par

like the Orwell \par

74, \par

WHO THE HELL WROTE THAT? \par

No, no, you were down to 74 not 84, \par

W-WHATEVER, \par

Continue, please, \par

74, \par

67, \par

HELL OF A YEAR'67, THE SOX WON THE PENNANT, \par

Jimmy Lonborg pitched a 2 hitter second game, \par

and Yaz plunked two out, Hell of a game, \par

WHO PITCHED THE FIRST GAME OF THAT WORLD SERIES? \par

Jose Santiago against, uh, Bob Gibson, \par

Gibson pitched, uh, three times,won the series, \par

WHO'S THE BEST PITCHER FOR THE SOX THIS YEAR? \par

UM... \par

Uh, uh... \par

Don't tell me, Uh... uh... Josh Pecker, \par

Hell of a pitcher, Pecker, (laughs) \par

Who's the best hitter? \par

UH, THAT'S, UH, THAT BLACK GUY UH, THE, UM \par

ORTIZ, DAVID ORTIZ, \par

He's half Black, half Mexican, half Dominican, \par

Who's the president of the United States? \par

BARACK OBAMA, \par

He's half Hawaiian, half Kenyan half Black and half, \par

UH, HALLE BERRY, \par

(man) IT HAS PROGRESSED, \par

LAST YEAR, WE WERE AT STAGE 3, \par

WHICH IS BASICALLY MILD COGNITIVE DECLINE, \par

NOW IT'S MORE LIKE STAGE 4, \par
WHICH IS MODERATE, \par

TALK TO ME LIKE I'M IN THE ROOM, WOULD YOU? \par

I AM, \par

YOU REMEMBER YESTERDAY VERY WELL, \par

BUT FORMING NEW MEMORIES IS OBVIOUSLY MORE DIFFICULT, \par

CUT TO THE PUNCH LINE, \par

YOU'RE IN THE EARLY STAGES OF ALZHEIMER'S, \par

WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT PRECURSOR'S ANYMORE, \par

IT'S HERE, \par

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ACADEMIC DOPING? \par

YEAH, YOU FIND A FRIEND WITH A PRESCRIPTION \par

FOR RITALIN OR ADDERALL, AND YOU POP SOME PILLS \par

TO HELP STUDY AND STAY FOCUSED THE DAY OF THE S.A.T. \par

AND YOU DID THIS? \par

YEAH, IT'S NOT ILLEGAL, \par

AND HOW'D YOU DO ON THE S,A,T,? \par

I GOT A PERFECT SCORE, \par

AND I WAS ACCEPTED TO HARVARD... \par

(chuckles) \par
WHICH IS FAIRLY NEWSWORTHY \par

GIVEN I WENT TO YOUR AVERAGE \par
SMALLTOWN PUBLIC SCHOOL, \par

I DID AN INTERVIEW WITH THE LOCAL PAPER... \par

WHERE I WAS QUOTED AS SAYING \par

RITALIN WAS A GODSEND WHEN IT CAME TO TEST TAKING, \par

AND THAT SPARKED A WHOLE DEBATE IN THE COMMENTS SECTION \par

IS IT ETHICAL, IS IT NOT \par

AND THE BOSTON PAPERS PICKED IT UP, \par

AND SUDDENLY I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS CONTROVERSY \par

THAT HARVARD WANTS NO PART OF, \par

SO THEY RESCIND MY OFFER OF ADMISSION, \par

(purrs and makes popping sound) \par

WELL, I BELIEVE TAKING A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE \par

WITHOUT A PRESCRIPTION ACTUALLY IS ILLEGAL, \par

NO, IT'S A STUDY AID, \par

JUST ONE STEP ABOVE POTENT COFFEE, \par

SO WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE US TO DO? \par

GET ME REINSTATED AT HARVARD, \par

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO DESERVE THIS, \par

I MEAN, THEY'RE SINGLING ME OUT, \par

AND NOW NO SCHOOL WILL TAKE ME, \par

WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS WITH ALL THIS? \par

BEYOND DEVASTATED, \par

IT WAS THEIR DREAM TO SEE THEIR LITTLE GIRL GO TO HARVARD, \par

I HAVE TO FIX THIS, \par

I SCREWED IT UP... \par

AND I HAVE TO FIX THIS, \par

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT MY DESK? \par

OH, OH, II WAS JUST STRAIGHTENING UP, \par

THAT'S WHAT ASSISTANTS DO, \par

YOU'RE NOT MY ASSISTANT, \par

YES, I AM, DEAR, \par

NO, I HAVE AN AS WHERE IS SHE? \par

OH, FRANCINE? \par

MM, \par

I FIRED HER, \par

YOU \par

TOO PRETTY, TOO YOUNG SHE'S A DISTRACTION, \par

ALL RIGHT, I'M CALLING SECURITY, \par

LOOK, HONEY, YOU SURE YOU WANT TO MAKE TROUBLE \par

FOR SHIRLEY'S SISTER? \par

I MEAN, AFTER ALL \par

YOUR NAME IS CATHERINE PIPER, \par

YOU WERE FIRED FOR, AMONG OTHER THINGS, BEING PSYCHOTIC, \par

I ALSO HAVE CANCER, DEAR, \par

THERE, IT'S OUT, \par

I AM DESPERATE FOR A DISTRACTION, \par

ANYTHING TO OCCUPY MYSELF WHILE... \par

I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T COME HERE TO INDULGE... \par

YOU HAVE CANCER? \par

NOT REALLY, BUT I COULD GET SOME IF YOU'D LIKE, \par

OH, 911, \par

LOOK, IF I COULD JUST WORK HERE ON A TEMPORARY-- \par

(Theme to 'The Practice' ringtone plays) \par

OH, SORRY, \par

(beep) \par

911, \par

WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY? \par

HOW DID... \par

(slams down receiver) \par

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I'M AFRAID THEY SAID NO, \par

BUT... \par

DID YOU POINT OUT \par

I DIDN'T ACTUALLY VIOLATE ANY POLICY OR \par

THEY'RE CITING HONESTY,MORAL CHARACTER, \par

UH, EVERYBODY'S DOING IT, \par

I REALIZE THAT, BUT \par

BUT YOU WENT PUBLIC, MARGIE, \par

WE CAN TAKE IT TO COURT, \par

BUT I WOULDN'T EXPECT TO BE SUCCESSFUL, \par

OH, WEWE HAVE TO TRY, \par

I HAVE GEARED MY WHOLE LIFE TOWARD GOING TO HARVARD, \par

I JUST... (sighs) \par

I NEED TO TRY, \par

PLEASE, \par

I DON'T KNOW, JERRY, \par

YOU SAY SHE DIDN'T HAVE A PRESCRIPTION, \par

ALL THE KIDS ARE DOING THIS, ALAN \par

GETTING IT WITHOUT PRESCRIPTIONS, \par

WELL, THAT'S NOT MUCH OF AN ARGUMENT, \par

AH, \par

YOU COULD ARGUE THAT RESCINDING HER ADMISSION IS ARBITRARY \par

SINCE THEY HAVE NO OFFICIAL POLICY, \par

OH, ALAN,UM, HEY, JERRY, \par

ALAN, THERE'S A DRUG \par

IT'S CALLED, UH, DIMEBOLIN,SOMETHING LIKE THAT \par

AND I WANT IT, MY DOCTOR WON'T GIVE IT TO ME, \par

IT'S FROM RUSSIA,IT STEMS OFF ALZHEIMER'S, \par

DENNY, SLOW DOWN, \par

I CAN'T AT THE MOMENT, \par

I'VE TAKEN A LITTLE TOO MUCH ADDERALL, \par

ADDERALL? \par

SEE? THAT'S WHAT MARGIE TAKES,THAT AND RITALIN, \par

RITALIN, I LOVE RITALIN, \par

DENNY, WHAT DID WE AGREE ON REGARDING YOUR MEDICINES? \par

I WOULD BE IN CHARGE, \par

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, BUT I'M THE ONE WITH THE ALZHEIMER'S, \par

I'LL TAKE WHAT I WANT,AND RIGHT NOW, I WANT DIMEBOLIN, \par

AND YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME GET IT, \par

YOU OKAY, JERRY? \par

ACADEMIC DOPING... \par

IT HAS SUCH A STIGMA TO IT, \par

WHAT ABOUT EMOTIONAL DOPING? \par

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? \par

THAT'S WHAT I DO EMOTIONAL DOPING, \par

I TAKE MY LITTLE HELPERS TO... \par

DO YOU THINK IT REFLECTS POORLY \par

ON MY MORAL CHARACTER? \par

NO, \par

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? \par

WELL, YOUR MEDICATION IS PRESCRIBED FOR ONE THING, \par

MOSTLY,\par

AND SECOND, YOU HAVE A SPECIFIC,DIAGNOSED CONDITION, JERRY \par

ASPERGER'S SYNDROME, \par

THREE YEARS AGO, YOU COULDN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT, \par

I TAKE PILLS THAT AFFECT MY BRAIN \par

TO HELP ME PERFORM BETTER, \par

JERRY,I'M THE FIRST ONE TO SAY \par

WE HAVE AN OVERMEDICATED SOCIETY, \par

WE'VE GOT 3 YEAR OLDS ON ANTIPSYCHOTICS, \par

PEOPLE WHO DON'T EVEN HAVE HIGH CHOLESTEROL TAKE STATINS, \par

PEOPLE TAKE SLEEP AIDS WHEN MAYBE THEY SHOULD JUST \par

READ A BOOK OR MASTURBATE, \par

IT'S OUT OF CONTROL, \par

BUT THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT MANY DRUGS DON'T DO A LOT OF GOOD, \par

THEY SAVE LIVES, \par

PEOPLE NEED DRUGS LIKE INSULIN OR BLOOD PRESSURE MEDICINE \par

TO SIMPLY MAINTAIN THEIR HEALTH, \par

AND DRUGS HELP SOME PEOPLE TO LIVE NORMAL, PRODUCTIVE LIVES \par

WHO MIGHT OTHERWISE NOT, \par

YOU FALL INTO THAT CATEGORY, \par

POPPING PILLS TO... (scoffs)GET BETTER S,A,T, SCORES \par

THAT'S...SOMETHING DIFFERENT, \par

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(elevator bell dings) \par

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YOU ARE NOT WORKING HERE, CATHERINE, \par

THAT MUCH HAS BEEN DECIDED, \par

WELL, THEN WHAT ARE WE DOING IN YOUR OFFICE, \par

BEHIND CLOSED DOORS... \par

WHERE YOU COULD SEXUALLY RAVAGE ME \par

WITH NO WITNESSES TO SAY IT DIDN'T HAPPEN? \par

WE'RE HERE BECAUSE I'M TOLD YOU'RE A FRIEND OF ALAN'S, \par

AND AS A COURTESY TO HIM AND YOU, \par

I THOUGHT I WOULD AT LEAST GIVE YOU \par

AN OPPORTUNITY TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU'RE DOING THIS, \par

I'M DOING IT BECAUSE I'M OLD \par

AND I'M BORED, \par

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD, \par

IT'S NOT LIKE I COULD GO SKIING \par

OROR MOUNTAIN CLIMBING OR... \par

HONESTLY, AASSUMING I WERE QUALIFIED TO BE YOUR ASSISTANT, \par

UH, WOULD YOU EMPLOY SOMEBODY MY AGE? \par

PROBABLY NOT, \par

I DIDN'T THINK SO, \par

I GOT THAT ON TAPE, DEAR, \par

NOW I CAN SUE YOU FOR AGE DISCRIMINATION, \par

BEST YOU KEEP ME ON,AVOID THE CONTROVERSY, \par

GET OUT, CATHERINE, \par

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I DIDN'T CHEAT,I TOOK MEDICINE \par

TO HELP MY BRAIN FUNCTION AT ITS HIGHEST LEVEL, \par

YOU DIDN'T HAVE A PRESCRIPTION FOR THE MEDICATION, \par

A DOZEN FACULTY MEMBERS AT CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY \par

ADMIT TO TAKING UNPRESCRIBED ADDERALL \par

TO IMPROVE THEIR OWN ACADEMIC PERFORMANCE, \par

BUT NOBODY'S EXPELLING THEM, \par

THEY'RE CLAIMING IT SHOWS POOR MORAL CHARACTER, \par

AND I REJECT THAT, \par

HELICOPTER PILOTS \par

TAKE PRESCRIPTION STIMULANTS TO STAY ALERT, \par

MEDICAL INTERNS \par

TAKE DRUGS FOR NARCOLEPSY SO THAT THEY CAN WORK ALL NIGHT, \par

SHOULD WE INDICT ALL OF THEM AS WELL? \par

ALL THEY'VE DONE IS USE A PHARMACOLOGICAL TOOL \par

SO THAT THEY COULD DO THEIR WORK MORE EFFECTIVELY, \par

CERTAINLY YOU'RE AWARE \par

THAT HARVARD HAS EXTREMELY HIGH STANDARDS, \par

OF COURSE, \par

JOHN F, KENNEDY WAS A GRADUATE, \par

AS WAS THE UNABOMBER, \par

F.D.R.\par

HITLER'S FOREIGN PRESS SECRETARY, \par

NUMEROUS LITERARY FIGURES EMERSON, THOREAU \par

AND THE CARDINAL ARCHBISHOP \par

WHO SHIELDED CHILD MOLESTERS FROM PROSECUTION, \par

FOR FACULTY, \par

YOU HAD TIMOTHY LEARY AND HIS L.S.D.EXPERIMENTS \par

MS, COGGINS, DO YOU WANT TO GO TO HARVARD OR NOT? \par

(sighs) YEAH, I DO... \par

DESPERATELY, \par

MY POINT IS... HARVARD'S NOT PERFECT, \par

BUT NEITHER AM I, \par

BUT AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY,I ENDEAVOR TO BE \par

THE BEST POSSIBLE VERSION OF MYSELF, \par

AND THAT'S ALL I WAS DOING BY TAKING RITALIN, \par

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THE EARLY TRIALS HAVE BEEN ENCOURAGING, \par

IT'S IN THE STAGE 3 TRIALS NOW, \par

I WANT IT, \par

WELL, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT, \par

WHY NOT? \par

BECAUSE IT'S NOT F.D.A. APPROVED, \par

THIS DRUG IS A LONG WAY \par

I DON'T CARE,\par

MR, CRANE, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO PRESCRIBE THIS MEDICATION, \par

AND EVEN IF I WERE AND DID,YOU STILL COULDN'T GET IT \par

SINCE IT HASN'T BEEN \par

HOW LONG BEFORE IT'S AVAILABLE TO THE PUBLIC? \par

MY GUESS IS AT LEAST TWO YEARS,PROBABLY THREE, \par

THE F.D.A. HASN'T EVEN ANALYZED THE DATA OF THE TRIALS \par

II'LLI'LL BE DEAD IN THREE YEARS, \par

WHERE'S THE DRUG? WHO'S GOT IT? \par

WELL, PFIZER JUST BOUGHT THE RIGHTS, \par

BUT NOBODY CAN JUST SAY, OKAY,I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU, \par

IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL TO DO SO \par

UNLESS YOU GET YOURSELF ENROLLED IN A CLINICAL TRIAL, \par

BUT I THINK IT'S FULLY BOOKED, \par

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LET'S BE FAIR, \par

IT'S NOT JUST THE S.A.T,THAT GETS A PERSON ADMITTED, \par

OF COURSE NOT,\par

MARGIE, IN FACT, IS ALSO A NATIONAL MERIT FINALIST, \par

CAPTAIN OF HER SWIM TEAM,CLASS VALEDICTORIAN, \par

WE GET APPLICATIONS \par

FROM THOUSANDS OF NATIONAL MERIT FINALISTS, \par

THOUSANDS OF CAPTAINS AND THOUSANDS OF VALEDICTORIANS, \par

BUT THIS ONE,YOU OFFERED ADMISSION, \par

YES, UNTIL SHE ADMITTED SHE HAD USED BRAIN ENHANCEMENT DRUGS, \par

AS DO THOUSANDS OF OTHER STUDENTS, \par

DO YOU HAVE A WAY TO WEED ALL OF THEM \par

OUT OF YOUR APPLICANT POOL? \par

NO, \par

AND THERE'S ACTUALLY NO POLICY AT HARVARD \par

EXPLICITLY FORBIDDING WHAT YOU TERM ACADEMIC DOPING, \par

IS THERE? \par

I THINK IN FUTURE \par

SO YOU INTEND TO ENFORCE FUTURE RULES AGAINST HER, \par

DO YOU THINK THAT'S FAIR? \par

WE CONSIDER HER ACTIONS TO BE IMMORAL, \par

AND WE RESERVE OUR RIGHT \par

TO MAKE OUR ADMISSIONS DECISIONS ACCORDINGLY, \par

I'VE DECIDED NOT TO SUE YOU, \par

HOW SWEET, \par

LISTEN, TH--THAT PART \par

ABOUT ME BEING DESPERATE FOR A DISTRACTION, \par

THAT WAS TRUE, \par

IT ISN'T FAIR, CARL, \par

I HAVE MY HEALTH \par

A--AND MY MIND IS AS SHARP AS--AS... \par

(stammers) \par

WELL, YOU PEOPLE COME UP WITH ALL THIS MEDICINE \par

TOTOTO KEEP US ALIVE, \par

EVEN THRIVE, \par

AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH US, \par

I WAS THINKING... IF I WERE TO COME UP \par

WITH SOMETHING I COULD SUE FOR, \par

SOMETHING LEGITIMATE, \par

AND IT COULD MAKE THE FIRM MONEY \par

UH... I SUPPOSE \par

IF YOU HAD A LEGITIMATE CAUSE OF ACTION, \par

THEN WE WOULD \par

DRUGS, \par

UH, OKAY, THEY MAKE THEM TOO EXPENSIVE, \par

WHILE IN CANADA, YOU CAN-- \par

NO, \par

INFLATION, \par

UH, OUR SOCIAL SECURITY PAYMENTS \par

DON'T KEEP PACE \par

NO, \par

OH, LOOK, SOME JOBS STILL HAVE A MANDATORY RETIREMENT AGE, \par

NO, \par

(sighs) \par
THESE ARE ALL LEGITIMATE, \par

CATHERINE, YOU HAVE TO HAVE STANDING, \par

IT HAS TO DIRECTLY IMPACT YOU, \par

HARM YOU, \par

LOOK HOW INSENSITIVE YOU'RE BEING, \par

TH--THIS IS EXACTLY THE PROBLEM, \par

WE'RE JUST SHOVED ASIDE AS A NUISANCE, \par

I CAN'T EVEN WATCH TELEVISION SHOWS, FOR GOD SAKE, \par

BECAUSE THE NETWORKS CONSIDER ME IRRELEVANT, \par

YOU'D THINK THEY DON'T PROGRAM FOR ANYBODY OVER 50, \par

IS IT ANY WONDER \par

I'M OUT KNOCKING OVER CONVENIENCE STORES? \par

YOU ACTUALLY MAY HAVE SOMETHING THERE, \par

THE NETWORKS \par

THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO SERVE THE PUBLIC, \par

OKAY, CATHERINE... \par

WE'LL TAKE THAT CASE, \par

REALLY? \par

I'M OVER 50 MYSELF... \par

AND I WANT SOMETHING TO WATCH, \par

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HOW WE DOING? \par

FINE, \par

AHH, \par

I GOT A HEARING BEFORE JUDGE PEYTON TOMORROW, \par

WE'LL TAKE OUR BEST SHOT, \par

SHIRLEY'S AT THE FAT FARM, YOU HEAR? \par

WHY? SHE'S NOT FAT, \par

YOU KNOW BRIDES, \par

THEY LIKE TO GET ALL SKINNY BEFORE THE WEDDING, \par

IT'S ALL ABOUT HOW THEY LOOK IN THEIR DRESS, \par

AH, \par

YOU KNOW THE BEST PART OF HAVING, UH... MAD COW? \par

SOMETIMES... \par

NOT OFTEN... \par

I THINK WE'RE STILL TOGETHER, \par

AS DELUSIONS GO, IT'S ONE OF THE BETTER ONES, \par

YOU GONNA BE OKAY, DENNY, ATTENDING HER WEDDING? \par

YEAH, WELL... \par

WHAT I'M NOT OKAY WITH IS... \par

SITTING ON MY ASS WHILE MY BRAIN ROTS, \par

HAVE A BIG PROBLEM WITH THAT, THOUGH, \par

WE GO BEFORE JUDGE PEYTON IN THE MORNING, \par

YEAH, YOU TOLD ME, \par

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YOU GONNA STAY HERE ALL NIGHT, JERRY? \par

IT'S NOT EVEN CLEAR \par

THOSE DRUGS GAVE HER ALL THAT MUCH OF AN ADVANTAGE, \par

SHE SCORED 99th PERCENTILE ON THE PRACTICE TEST, \par

WHICH SHE TOOK WITHOUT THE DRUGS, \par

JERRY, SHE CHEATED, LET'S NOT KID OURSELVES, \par

MOST KIDS GET A BIGGER ADVANTAGE \par

BY TAKING THE S.A.T PREP PROGRAM, \par

THEY ACTUALLY CAN BOOST SCORES BY 150 POINTS, \par

THOSE PROGRAMS ARE LEGITIMATE, \par

AND NOT AFFORDABLE TO KIDS LIKE MARGIE, LET'S FACE IT, KATIE, \par

THE RICH HAVE SUCH A LEG UP IN THIS COLLEGE RACKET, \par

ACCORDING TO ONE CHANCELLOR, IN IVY LEAGUE SCHOOLS, \par

POOR APPLICANTS REALLY ONLY GET A SHOT AT 40% OF THE SLOTS, \par

THE REST ARE RESERVED FOR FAMILIES OF PRIVILEGE, \par

BUT, JERRY, YOU CANNOT BE A FAN OF ACADEMIC DOPING, \par

I'M JUST SAYING... \par

LIFE ISN'T AN EVEN PLAYING FIELD, \par

AND FOR THOSE WHO ARE... \par

WEAKER THAN... \par

MEANING YOU? \par

JERRY, YOU'RE NOT WEAKER THAN, YOU HAVE ASPERGER'S, \par

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW AFRAID I AM \par

TO LEAVE MY APARTMENT, \par

EVERY DAY... \par

EVERY MORNING, \par

I ACTUALLY WONDER, WILL I GET OUT THE DOOR OR NOT? \par

IT SEEMS YOU WIN THAT BATTLE EVERY DAY, \par

YEAH... ON DRUGS, \par

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YOU CAN'T SUE THE NETWORKS, \par

THE AIRWAVES, JUDGE, ARE A PUBLIC TRUST, AT LEAST AS FAR \par

AS THE BROADCAST NETWORKS ARE CONCERNED, \par

THAT'S WHY THEY'RE REGULATED, \par

IT'S STILL A BUSINESS, \par

I MEAN, BUNGEE JUMPING MIGHT BE REGULATED, \par

ARE YOU SAYING THAT THOSE OUTFITS \par

WOULD HAVE A DUTY TO SERVICE THE ELDERLY? \par

NO, THAT WOULD BE UNREASONABLE, \par

BUT TO REQUIRE A BROADCASTER TO PROGRAM FOR EVERYBODY ISN'T, \par

MR, SUCK, \par

SACK, \par

YOUR HONOR, THERE MAY HAVE BEEN A TIME \par

WHEN IT MADE PRACTICAL BUSINESS SENSE TO EXCLUDE THE OLD, \par

BUT NOT TODAY, \par

AMERICANS OVER 50 MAKE UP THE FASTEST GROWING MARKET, \par

IT'S ABOUT MONEY, NOT HOW MANY \par

REALLY? GEE, I WOULD'VE NEVER GUESSED THAT, \par

THE BABY BOOMERS, NOW ALL OVER 50, \par

EARN $2 TRILLION IN ANNUAL INCOME, \par

THAT'S TRILLION, \par

MADISON AVENUE IS AFTER THE DISCRETIONARY SPENDER, \par

YES, AND PEOPLE OVER 50 ACCOUNT FOR HALF OF THAT, TOO, \par

CHOOSE YOUR STATISTIC, GO AHEAD, I'VE GOT YOU, \par

WE'VE GOT MORE MONEY, WE SPEND MORE MONEY, \par

WE WATCH MORE TELEVISION, GO TO MORE MOVIES, \par

WE BUY MORE CDs THAN YOUNG PEOPLE DO, \par

AND YET WE'RE THE FOCUS OF LESS THAN 10% OF THE ADVERTISING, \par

ALL THE NETWORKS WANT TO DO IS SKEW YOUNGER, \par

KID SHOWS FOR KIDS, \par

YOU KNOW, THE ONLY SHOW \par

UNAFRAID TO HAVE ITS STARS OVER 50 IS \cf0 "B"--\f1\fs24 \par
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GEE, I CAN'T SAY IT, IT WOULD, UM, BREAK THE WALL, \par

OH, MR, SUCK, \par

IT'S STILL SACK, \par

I CAN'T TELL THE NETWORKS WHAT SHOWS TO MAKE, \par

NO, BUT YOU CAN ORDER THEM NOT TO DISCRIMINATE, \par

WHAT THEY'RE DOING INTENTIONALLY EXCLUDES A CLASS OF SOCIETY, \par

THAT'S BIGOTRY,\par

YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO TURN ON OUR DAMN TELEVISIONS \par

AND SEE SOMETHING \par

OTHER THAN REALITY SHOWS AIMED AT FOURTH GRADERS, \par

GAMES SHOWS AIMED AT THOSE \par

SLIGHTLY SMARTER THAN FIFTH GRADERS \par

AND SCRIPTED SHOWS \par

WITH DIMWITTED, SEXCRAZED 20SOMETHINGS \par

RUNNING AROUND IN SUITS OR DOCTOR SCRUBS, \par

OLD PEOPLE, THE ONES WITH INTELLIGENCE, \par

DON'T WANT TO WATCH THAT CRAP, WE'RE FED UP! \par

YOU KNOW, THE NETWORKS MIGHT THINK WE'RE DEAD, BUT WE'RE NOT, \par

WE'RE VERY MUCH ALIVE WITH WORKING BRAINS, \par

GIVE US SOMETHING TO WATCH,DAMN IT! \par

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YOU READY, DENNY? \par

DENNY? \par

WHAT'S WRONG? \par

I MUST HAVE NODDED OFF, \par

I WAS... \par

DREAMING ABOUT SHIRLEY, \par

WE WERE ON A BENCH, \par

SHE ASKED \par
ME TO MARRY HER, \par

WHAT A DREAM, \par

WERE MY EYES CLOSED WHEN YOU CAME IN? \par

YEAH, \par

YOU MUST HAVE NODDED OFF, \par

YOU READY? \par

WE'RE DUE IN COURT, \par

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MR, SHORE, THE SUPREME COURT \par

ALREADY RULED ON THIS VERY ISSUE, \par

NO, THEY DIDN'T, JUDGE, \par

THE SUPREME COURT, IN FACT, REFUSED TO RULE ON IT, \par

THEY COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO EVEN HEAR THE CASE, \par

I'M SURE IF ONE OF THEIR FRIENDS WERE DYING, \par

WE WOULD'VE HAD A DIFFERENT RESULT, \par

OH, COME ON, \par

WHY CAN'T MR, CRANE TAKE THE DRUG AND SIMPLY ASSUME \par

ALL THE INHERENT RISKS IF HE SO CHOOSES? \par

BECAUSE WE DON'T LET PEOPLE TAKE DRUGS \par

WHILE THEY'RE STILL IN THE INVESTIGATIVE STAGE, \par

AND WITH GOOD REASON, \par

THINK OF THE POTENTIAL FOR ABUSE, \par

POTENTIAL FOR ABUSE? \par

WHAT'S THE DOWNSIDE? HE COULD DIE? \par

HE'S DOING THAT ANYWAY, \par

NO, HE ISN'T, HE COULD LIVE A LONG TIME WITH ALZHEIMER'S, \par

WHICH COULD BE WORSE, \par

AND IT'S POSSIBLE THE DISEASE COULD TAKE YEARS TO PROGRESS, \par

HE COULD HAVE MANY HEALTHY YEARS WHILE WE \par

THERE ARE ALL KINDS OF POSSIBILITIES AND CHOICES, \par

WHY CAN'T THEY BELONG TO THE PATIENT? \par

THERE IS STILL SO MUCH \par

THAT IS STILL SO UNKNOWN ABOUT DIMEBOLIN THAT \par

YES, AND WE'LL ASSUME ALL OF THE RISKS, \par

DO I EVER GET TO SPEAK? \par

I'D PREFER YOU DIDN'T, WE'RE WASTING PRECIOUS TIME, \par

MR, SHORE, I AM A SUPERIOR COURT JUDGE, \par

I HAVE TO TAKE MY CUES FROM THE APPELLATE COURT, \par

ON THIS ISSUE, THE LAW IS CLEAR, \par

A PATIENT,EVEN A DYING PATIENT, \par

HAS NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO EXPERIMENTAL TREATMENT, \par

(scoffs) \par

NOW DO I AGREE WITH THAT PRECEDENT? NO, NOT REALLY, \par

SO THIS IS WHAT I WILL DO I'LL CERTIFY IT \par

TO THE MASSACHUSETTS SUPREME COURT, \par

MAYBE THEY CAN FIND THE AUTHORITY \par

TO GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT, \par

WE ARE ADJOURNED,\par

SO NOW WHAT? \par

WE GO TO THE STATE SUPREME COURT, \par

THERE'S NINE OF THEM, \par

LET'S HOPE THAT AT LEAST ONE HAS A RELATIVE \par

WHO HAS AN INCURABLE DISEASE, \par

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WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME A PRETTY LADY SAT NEXT TO YOU \par

AND SUCKED ON YOUR EAR LOBE? \par

AND DON'T COUNT THE NUMBER OF TIMES \par

YOU HAD TO PAY FOR IT, \par

HOW DARE YOU? \par

I'M EATING MY LUNCH, \par

OH, COME ON, SWEETHEART, THROW AN OLD LADY A BONE, \par

YOU ARE..., \par

A SHOCKING WOMAN! \par

LOOK, JUDGE, I KNOW THIS IS EX PARTE \par

OR SOME WHATEVER, UH, UH, \par

SOME LATIN TERM THAT MEANS I CAN'T GUM YOUR BODY PARTS, \par

BUT WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO WATCH ON TV? \par

I MEAN, THE AIRWAVES ARE A PUBLIC TRUST, AM I RIGHT? \par

UH, CATHERINE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? \par

SHE'S TRYING TO SUCK ON MY EAR, \par

THAT'S WHAT SHE'S DOING, \par

OUTRAGEOUS! \par

CATHERINE, GO INSIDE THE COURTHOUSE, \par

I'LL MEET YOU THERE, NOW, \par

EH... \par

(scoffs) \par

AHEM, I APOLOGIZE, JUDGE, \par

YOU ASK ME, \par

YOUR CLIENT ALREADY WATCHES TOO MUCH TELEVISION, \par

AH, \par

AND THAT SMUTTY MOUTH, \par

SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, \par

THAT WHAT YOU WATCH? \par

SILENCE! \par

(chuckles) UH, WELL, \par
YOU KNOW, JUDGE, \par

IN ADDITION TO THERE BEING LITTLE FOR US TO WATCH, \par

MOST OF IT STINKS, \par

AND IT'S PARTLY THIS THING'S FAULT, \par

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? \par

WELL, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE ON IT \par
WHILE THEY'RE WATCHING, \par

THEY NO LONGER GIVE TELEVISION THEIR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION, \par

WE'RE EITHER ON THE PHONE\par

OR WE'RE TEXTING OR ON THE INTERNET, \par

SO THE PRODUCERS,THEY DUMB DOWN THE PLOTS, \par

MAKE IT EASIER TO KEEP UP WITH WHILE THEIR VIEWERS MULTITASK, \par

REALLY? \par

KIDS NOWADAYS \par

WATCH AN AVERAGE OF THREE HOURS OF TELEVISION A DAY, \par

THAT'S WHILE BEING DISTRACTED, \par

PEOPLE OVER 55, WE WATCH 6 HOURS A DAY, \par

AND WE REALLY WATCH, \par

SO WHY AREN'T THEY PROGRAMMING FOR US? \par

YOU KNOW, COME ON, DO THESE IDIOTS A FAVOR, JUDGE, \par

SEND THESE NETWORK BOZOS A CLUE, BE A LEADER, \par

AND WE CAN'T WAIT FOR CONGRESS AFTER ALL, \par

BECAUSE, WELL, THEY'RE BOZOS, TOO, \par

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THESE ARE THEIR MINDS THEY'RE MESSING WITH, \par

WE DON'T EVEN KNOW THE LONGTERM DAMAGE, \par

NOW OBVIOUSLY, \par

SHORT OF REQUIRING URINALYSIS AT THE S.A.T.s\par

WE CAN'T MONITOR WHO IS OR ISN'T USING, \par

BUT WE CAN TAKE A STAND AGAINST THE ONES \par

WHO ARE BRAZEN ABOUT IT, \par

WHO DEFEND IT AS ACCEPTABLE AND FAIR, \par

SIMPLY PUT,WHAT MARGIE COGGINS DID \par

WAS DECIDEDLY UNFAIR, \par

IT'S CHEATING, \par

NOT IN KEEPING WITH THE IDEALS OF HARVARD, \par

(Jerry) I GOT INTO HARVARD, \par

MOST DON'T, \par

HARVARD REJECTS OVER 90% OF ITS APPLICANTS, \par

THAT'S 90% OF THE BEST HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS, \par

THE REST DON'T EVEN BOTHER APPLYING, \par

THE PROBLEM IS, \par

EVERY PARENT WANTS THEIR KID TO GO TO HARVARD, \par

PARENTS PUSH, NUDGE, SOME KICK, \par

LOOK AT THE CLIMATE WE'VE CREATED, \par

80% OF HONORS \par

AND ADVANCED PLACEMENT STUDENTS CHEAT, \par

NOT ONCE OR TWICE, BUT ON A REGULAR BASIS, \par

SHE DIDN'T, SHE DIDN'T GET THE TEST ANSWERS AHEAD OF TIME, \par

SHE DIDN'T COPY HER NEIGHBOR'S PAPER, \par

SHE USED HER OWN BRAIN,YES, SHE USED \par

A PRESCRIPTION STIMULANT TO STAY FOCUSED AND ALERT, \par

AT LEAST 30% OF COLLEGE STUDENTS ADMIT TO DOING THE SAME THING, \par

NOT ONLY ARE THERE CURRENTLY NO LAWS AGAINST IT, \par

THERE ARE CURRENTLY NO RULES, \par

THESE KIDS GROW UP IN A PERVASIVE DRUG CULTURE, \par

WE'VE GOT MEDICATIONS NOT JUST TO TREAT DISEASES, \par

BUT SIMPLY TO HELP YOU DO THINGS BETTER, \par

BE IT SEX, URINATING, DIGESTING, \par

WE'VE GOT SOME TO BOOST ENERGY, OTHERS TO HELP YOU SLEEP, \par

BETTER LIFE, \par

MORE PRODUCTIVE LIFE THROUGH CHEMISTRY, \par

THE DRUG WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE \par

IS USED OFF LABEL BY MANY TO BOOST BRAIN POWER, \par

PERSONALLY... \par

I'VE TRIED MEDICATION TO HELP WITH MY ASPERGER'S, \par

SOME WORKED, \par

THEY MADE ME FEEL SAFER EMOTIONALLY, \par

SHOULD I NOT GET THAT RIGHT? \par

OR ARE DRUGS FOR EMOTIONS OKAY, BUT COGNITION, NO? \par

OR SHOULD THE RULE BE FOR DISORDER, YES, \par

BUT ENHANCEMENT, NO? \par

WHERE DO YOU DRAW THAT LINE? \par

SHE DIDN'T HAVE A PRESCRIPTION \par

FOR THE ONES SHE TOOK, \par

TRUE, BUT MANY KIDS DO THIS, SHE'S NO DIFFERENT, \par

EXCEPT SHE GOT CAUGHT, \par

SHE DIDN'T GET CAUGHT, SHE WAS SIMPLY HONEST ABOUT IT, \par

HONESTY THAT'S THE INFRACTION \par

THAT'S GETTING HER BOUNCED ON MORAL CHARACTER GROUNDS, \par

HYPOCRISY MIGHT BE A BETTER WORD, \par

OH! \par

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< i> (Mendelssohn's "Wedding March from \par

'A Midsummer Night's Dream'"playing) \par

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? \par

I'M GIVING THE BRIDE AWAY,REMEMBER? \par

(chuckles) OH, \par

I'M PRACTICING, \par

(turns music off) \par

I WANT TO GET IT RIGHT, \par

AH, \par

AND SHE'S GONNA MAKE A MAGNIFICENT BRIDE... \par

FOR THE SEVENTH TIME, \par

(laughs) YEAH, \par

NEED SOMETHING? \par

DENNY, THE MASSACHUSETTS SUPREME COURT, \par

THEY SAID NO, \par

(whispers) OH, JEEZ, \par

(normal voice) ANY APPEAL? \par

WELL,TO THE U.S. SUPREME COURT, \par

BUT THEY'VE ALREADY REFUSED TO HEAR THIS VERY ARGUMENT, SO... \par

SO NOW WHAT? \par

I'M NOT SURE, \par

WE CAN TRY TO GET YOU INTO THE CLINICAL TRIALS, \par

WE COULD GO TO RUSSIA,\par

WE COULD, \par

OR WE COULD GO TO ATLANTA, \par

I HEAR THE RUSSIANS HAVE KINDA TAKEN OVER GEORGIA, \par

SO WE COULD GO TO ATLANTA, \par

IT'S ANOTHER GEORGIA \par

THAT THE RUSSIANS HAVE GOTTEN INVOLVED WITH \par

THEN WE'LL GO TO THE REAL RUSSIA, \par

THEY GOT MAGNIFICENT SALMON STREAMS \par

AND NO FISH FARMS, \par

WHAT A ROAD TRIP, \par

CAN YOU IMAGINE YOU AND ME ON THE LOOSE IN RUSSIA? \par

(laughs) \par
THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING, \par

GO FLYFISHING WITH PUTIN, \par

LOOK HIM IN THE EYE,SEE HIS SOUL, \par

TELL HIM TO KEEP HIS BIG, UGLY HEAD \par

OUT OF ALASKAN AIRSPACE, \par

RIGHT AFTER THE WEDDING, \par

OFF TO RUSSIA, \par

(chuckles) \par

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ALL RIGHT, \par

I CAN'T SOLVE THE BRAIN ENHANCEMENT DEBATE \par

WITH ONE RULING, \par

BUT IN THIS CASE, \par

THE PLAINTIFF DIDN'T HAVE A PRESCRIPTION, \par

WHAT SHE DID WAS ILLEGAL, \par

I AM NOT ORDERING HARVARD TO REINSTATE HER, \par

WE'RE ADJOURNED, \par

(Margie gasps) \par

WH-WHAT DO I DO NOW? \par

(makes popping noise) \par

HMM, \par

WHAT'S THIS? \par

WELL... THIS... \par

WOULD BE... A-A LECTURE, I GUESS, \par

YOU SAID YOU GEARED YOUR WHOLE LIFE \par

TOWARD GETTING INTO HARVARD, \par

AND NOW YOU THINK IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD \par

THAT... (makes popping noise) \par

IT'S THIS VERY \par

UBERSUPERCOMPETITIVE MENTALITY THAT CAUSED YOU \par

TO TAKE THE PILLS IN THE FIRST PLACE, MARGIE, AND \par

MR, ESPENSON,YOU DID GET INTO HARVARD, \par

AND IT CHANGED NOTHING, \par

I STILL POPPED,PURRED, HOPPED, \par

I WAS STILL RIDICULED,HARVARD DIDN'T CHANGE IT, \par

BUT I WAS SO SURE LAW SCHOOL WOULD, \par

BECAUSE EVERYBODY RESPECTS LAWYERS, \par

SO I STUDIED, STUDIED, MADE TOP OF MY CLASS, \par

IT CHANGED NOTHING, \par

BUT I WAS POSITIVE MAKING PARTNER WOULD, \par

WELL... GUESS WHAT, (chuckles) \par

NONE OF IT CAN GIVE YOU SELF-ACCEPTANCE, \par

FOR THAT, YOU NEED-- \par

A DIFFERENT DRUG? \par

EXACTLY, AND--NO. NO! \par

FOR SELF-ACCEPTANCE,YOU NEED TO GO \par

TO A FAR DEEPER,PERHAPS DARKER, \par

CERTAINLY SCARIER PLACE, \par

YOUR PROBLEM, MARGIE, IS YOUR PRIORITIES, \par

HARVARD ISN'T GOING TO GIVE YOU WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE, \par

TRUST ME, \par

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AT FIRST, I THOUGHT THIS CASE WAS LIKE EVERY OTHER CASE \par

BROUGHT BY THIS... RIDICULOUS LAW FIRM \par

RIDICULOUS AND OUTRAGEOUS, \par

BUT I CAN'T IGNORE, \par

AGEISM IS ONE OF THE LAST SOCIALLY CONDONED BIGOTRIES, \par

AND IT IS RAMPANT IN THIS BROADCAST NETWORK BUSINESS, \par

THEY CONSIDER THOSE OF US OVER 50 TO BE IRRELEVANT, \par

(chuckles) HOW IS IT POSSIBLE \par

THAT WE ARE NOT EVEN A PART OF THE TARGET DEMO \par

WHEN WE WATCH THE MOST TELEVISION \par

AND SPEND THE MOST MONEY? \par

MY GOD,THERE ARE 87 MILLION OF US, \par

AND THAT NUMBER WILL GROW BY 31 MILLION MORE BY 2020, \par

ARE YOU REALLY TELLING ME THAT IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE \par

TO MAKE TELEVISION SHOWS THAT WE WANT TO WATCH? \par

IF I AM TO ASSUME \par

THAT THE INDUSTRY IS NOT RUN BY A BUNCH OF IDIOTS, \par

THEN I CAN ONLY CONCLUDE THAT IT'S DOMINATED BY PREJUDICE, \par

THE CASE STANDS, \par

ADJOURNED, \par

(gallery murmuring) \par

(chuckles) WELL, WELL, WELL, \par

CONGRATULATIONS, CATHERINE, \par

YOU KNOW... \par

OLD PEOPLE HAVE ACTIVE SEX LIVES, TOO, \par

MY TRAILER OR YOURS? \par

(Joe Cocker's You Are So Beautiful playing) \par

\u9834? YOU ARE \u9834? \par

\u9834? SO BEAUTIFUL \u9834? \par

\u9834? TO ME \u9834? \par

\u9834? YOU ARE \u9834? \par

\u9834? SO BEAUTIFUL \u9834? \par

\u9834? TO ME \u9834? \par

DENNY, \par

OH, HEY... \par

CARL, \par

UH, I WAS, UH... \par

JUST PRACTICING, \par

II WANT TO GIVE HER AWAY RIGHT, \par

LISTEN, I, UM... \par

I APPRECIATE YOU BEING SUCH A... \par

WELL, A GREAT SPORT ABOUT THIS, \par

I KNOW THAT ON SOME LEVEL, IT \par

(Alan) WHAT?!OH, MY JIMINY CHRISTMAS! \par

DENNY! DENNY! WE'RE GOIN' BACK! \par
WE'RE GOIN' BACK! \par

WE'RE GOIN' BACK! \par

WHAT ARE YOU TALK \par

THE CASE! THE CASE! \par
THE CASE! \par

I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE CLERK'S OFFICE, \par

THE MASSACHUSETTS \par

SLOW DOWN, \par

WE'RE ON OUR WAY! \par

RRUSSIA? \par

NOT RUSSIA, \par

ATLANTA? \par

NO, WASHINGTON! THE MASSACHUSETTS SUPREME COURT, \par

ON THEIR OWN INITIATIVE, \par

PETITIONED THE U,S, SUPREME COURT, \par

THIS TIME,THEY AGREED TO HEAR IT, \par

HEAR WHAT? \par

OUR CASE! \par

WHAT?! \par

WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE SUPREME COURT! \par

WHEN? \par

NEXT WEEK, \par

NEXT WEEK? \par

NEXT WEEK! \par

OH! \par

(both) SUPREME COURT! SUPREME COURT! SUPREME COURT! \par

(Alan) SORRY, CARL,DON'T MEAN TO EXCLUDE YOU, \par

OH! \par

SUPREME COURT! SUPREME COURT!SUPREME COURT! SUPREME COURT! \par

(typing) \par

WORKING LATE AGAIN? \par

IT'S A MYTH THE WORKLOAD DROPS WHEN YOU MAKE PARTNER, \par

GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN, \par

JERRY,CAN I SAY SOMETHING? \par

MM, \par

YOUR COMMENT ABOUT YOU BEING WEAKER THAN... \par

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT, AND I DISAGREE, \par

I QUITE THINK YOU MIGHT BE \par

THE BRAVEST PERSON I'VE EVER MET, \par

WHY? \par

JUST THE WAY YOU TAKE ON YOUR VARIOUS CHALLENGES EVERY DAY, \par

THERE AREN'T MANY MEN LIKE YOU, JERRY, \par

(sighs) THANKS, \par

HOW ABOUT WE GO FOR A DRINK? \par

WE HAD A GOOD DAY, \par

WE ACTUALLY LOST,COME TO THINK OF IT, \par

ALL THE MORE REASON,SHALL WE? \par

AS COLLEAGUES? \par

JERRY,LET'S GO FOR A DRINK, \par

I'LL MEET YOU BY THE ELEVATOR? \par

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(objects clatter) \par

(clattering) \par

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DO YOU THINK THE SUPREME COURT, \par

WHEN THEY AGREED TO TAKE THIS CASE, \par

KNEW IT WAS US? \par

(laughing) \par
I DON'T KNOW, \par

MAYBE THEY WANT A REMATCH, \par

HA! YOU'LL KICK THEIR ASSES AGAIN, \par

(laughs) \par

THEY'LL HAVE TO BRING IN MORE JUSTICES, \par

I THINK THEY'RE ONLY ALLOWED THE NINE, \par

(laughs) \par

HEY, MAYBE I'LL RETIRE AFTER THIS, \par

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, \par

WELL, WHAT BETTER WAY TO GO OUT? \par

MY LAST CASE IN FRONT OF THE SUPREME COURT, \par

NOW THERE'S A FINALE, ALAN, \par

THEY SHOULD PUT IT ON TV, \par

WE'D GET RATINGS, \par

IF THEY PROMOTED US, \par

OF COURSE, I THINK THERE'S A LAW AGAINST PROMOTING US, \par

SEEMS TO BE, \par

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU RETIRED, DENNY, SERIOUSLY? \par

FISH, \par

EVERY DAY? \par

NOT EVERY DAY, I'D HAVE SEX SOME DAYS, \par

MAYBE I SHOULD INVITE RUTH BADER GINSBURG \par

TO COME TO NIMMO BAY WITH ME, \par

WHAT ABOUT ME? \par

YOU CAN BORROW MAGAZINES FROM CLARENCE THOMAS, \par

(both laugh) \par

OH, WON'T THEY BE SO HAPPY TO SEE US AGAIN? \par

THE REMATCH, \par

(laughs) THE REMATCH, \par

GRAND FINALE, \par

SPECIAL 9:00 START TIME, \par

(chuckles) \par

AHH, \par

I MADE ANOTHER DECISION TODAY, \par

WHICH IS? \par

I'M NOT DYING, \par

I LIKE THAT IDEA, \par

I'M GONNA GET MY HANDS ON THIS DRUG ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, \par

HELL, THIS IS AMERICA, IF WE HAVE TO, WE'LL \par

BRIBE, \par

DAMN RIGHT, \par

AND EVEN IF I FAIL, \par

THEY SAY IF YOU KEEP GETTING EXCITED ABOUT LIFE, \par

THE BLOOD RUSHES TO YOUR BRAIN BETTER, \par

I'LL LOVE LIFE, ALAN, \par

EVEN IF IT KILLS ME, \par

I'LL FISH, I'LL BE WITH YOU, \par

I'LL LOVE LIFE, ALAN, \par

AND NEXT WEEK, I'LL LOVE LIFE IN WASHINGTON \par

IN FRONT OF THE SUPREME COURT, \par

AND AFTER THAT, I'LL LOVE IT IN--IN NIMMO BAY-- \par

WITH RUTH BADER GINSBURG, \par

SHE WANTS ME, \par

I SAW THAT, \par

HEY, MAYBE SHE PERSUADED THEM TO TAKE THIS CASE, \par

TO BE CLOSER TO YOU, \par

OH, RUTHIE, RUTHIE, RUTHIE, \par

HERE WE COME, \par

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Distributed by JOHN DOE\par

NEXT ON BOSTON LEGAL \par

WE'RE NOT SELLING OUT TO A BUNCH OF COMMIES, \par

DENNY \par

HOW DARE YOU? \par

THEY ARE NOT THE DEVIL, \par

YES, THEY ARE, \par

BECAUSE THEY'RE CHINESE? \par

YES, \par

(Paul) YOU'RE A BIGOT, \par

WE PICKED A REALLY BAD WEEK TO GET MARRIED, \par

WHO KNOWS HOW LONG I HAVE LEFT? \par

YOU HAVE A LONG TIME LEFT, \par

WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPREME COURT AND WE'RE GETTING YOU THAT DRUG, \par

THIS WILL BE, LIKE, OUR THIRD DATE, JERRY, \par

HELLO, WELCOME, HELLO, \par

THE INDECENCY OF A DISEASE \par

THAT CRIPPLES THE BODY AS IT ROTS THE BRAIN \par

CAN ONLY BE EXCEEDED BY THE INHUMANITY OF KNOWING \par

THERE'S A DRUG THAT COULD HELP AND NOT LETTING HIM HAVE IT, \par

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