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[ Rain Pattering ]

- [ Car Door Shuts ] - [ Engine Starts ]

[ Thunder Rumbling ]

Bobby!

[ Grunts ]

Bobby, you ready for school?

- Yeah, Mom. - Now--

Now I'm going to be doing the big cleanup in here I promised today, okay?

Sure, Mom. Just don't throw out any stuff that's neat.

[ Mom Sighs ] I hardly think anything in this room...

could be described as neat.

Now here. See what I mean?

You've outgrown most of this silly stuff.

You're getting too old for The Poky Little Puppy.

- But, Mom-- - Oh, come on now.

- I like The Poky Little Puppy. - Now look here.

You remember when you were only this high?

- Now look how big you are. - Mmm.

You don't need all these baby things anymore.

- Hmm? - Mm-hmm.

Come along now.

- You're gonna be late for school. - Okay.

- Bye. - Bye.

[ Sighs ]

[ Thunder Rumbling ]

Oh, Bobby.

You really have outgrown this stuff.

[ Exhales ]

Damn it.

[ Man's Voice On TV ] Jennifer.

- [ Woman ] Darling, what is it? - They've caught him--

the man who ruined Daphne's life is in jail.

[ Jennifer ] Oh, thank heaven, after all these months.

Well, Jack, who is it?

[ Jack ] You just better sit down, Jen.

Prepare yourself for a shock.

I still can't believe it myself.

How could we have all been so blind?

[ Jennifer ] You mean it's someone from right here in Centerville?

[ Jack ] No one had any idea.

Who'd have guessed it would be someone we all knew,

and someone who we saw every day?

[ Jennifer ] Jack, tell me. How can you play with me like this?

[ Jack ] The father of Daphne's baby is the same man who shot Reverend McKinley...

and poisoned Billy's dog.

- [ Jennifer ] You mean-- - That's right.

- The man we've all been looking for is-- - [ Thunderclap ]

[ TV Off ]

[ Sighs ] Great.

[ Floorboards Creak ]

[ Thunder Rumbling ]

[ Floorboards Creak ]

[ Murmurs ]

[ Barks ]

[ Creature Breathing ]

[ Breathing Continues ]

- [ Creature Groans ] - [ Dog Barking ]

[ Sighs ]

Don't be such a coward, Butch.

[ Thunder Rumbling ]

It's just a little storm-- little rain, some thunder.

[ Sighs ] The power will be back in a moment,

- and everything will be just fine. - [ Thunder Rumbles ]

Just...

fine.

- [ Chomping ] - [ Screams ]

[ Whining ]

[ Alert Tones ]

[ Woman ] We're sorry. We can't complete your call as dialed.

Please check the number and dial again,

or call your operator for assistance.

[ Creature Gurgles, Purrs ]

- [ Chomping, Crunching ] - [ Woman Gasps ]

[ Low Growl ]

[ Woman Gasps ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Creature Murmurs ]

[ Soft Grunting ]

Ugh!

- [ Crunching ] - [ Glass Shatters ]

Er?

[ Soft Grunting ]

[ Chomping ]

- [ Plate Shatters ] - Hey!

Don't do that!

[ Soft Grunt ]

[ Murmurs, Grunts ]

[ Creature Belches ]

- [ Cuckoos ] - [ Squeals ]

Ooh. [ Laughs ]

[ Squealing ]

[ Creature Squeals ]

[ Squealing Continues ]

Hey. Hey.

Do you want this? Hmm?

You want it? Yummy. Yummy. Mmm!

- Yeah. Yummy. - [ Soft Grunting ]

- Good. It's gonna taste good. - [ Grunting Continues ]

Mmm. Yeah.

- Go for it! - [ Clock Cuckoos ]

[ Soft Grunting ]

- [ Sighs ] - [ Thunder Rumbles ]

- [ Soft Grunt ] - [ Screams ]

[ Cuckooing ]

[ Doorbell Rings ]

Stay!

Don't you move. I mean it. Stay!

[ Gobbles ]

- Fred! - What a storm, eh, Mrs. Simmons?

- Yeah. - It's not a fit day for man or beast.

- Rainin' cats and dogs. - Yeah, and other things too, Fred.

- Fred-- - Here's your cookbook from France.

- I couldn't help noticing. - Oh. Thanks.

Though why anybody would wanna cook frog legs in cherry sauce is beyond me.

There is something in my kitchen.

I-I can't quite figure out what it is.

Something the cat dragged in?

We used to have a cat would bring us a dead rat every week,

bring it up on the porch like it was present or something.

No, the cat didn't bring this in. It's--

It's-- I don't know exactly what it is.

It-It's some kind of exotic animal, but--

- Like from Borneo, or somethin'? - I don't know.

But please, come in and see for yourself.

Sure. Okay. Lead the way.

Through here.

Uh, this, uh-- This thing isn't dangerous, or anything, is it?

[ Stammering ] I don't think so.

I thought so, but I don't know.

I-I-- No, I--

[ Fred ] Oh, boy.

- [ Sighs ] What am I gonna do, Fred? - Gee, Mrs. Simmons.

Guess I'd keep the big guy on a leash, myself.

Maybe get him some of those doggie downers. There's obedience school.

They got a place called Wodehouse or something like that. Works pretty good.

'Cause if this all keeps up, you may want to,

you know, put him to sleep.

Only as a last resort, of course.

- It's man's best friend. - No! Not Butch.

It was huge and pink.

- Pink? - No, purple. Purple!

Purple. Sure.

It crashed through that door and ate everything.

It was just huge and purple.

[ Stammering ] God, it's so hard to explain.

I mean, i-it--

Fred, no!

Fred, don't go!

You didn't see it!

Get him a Valium, Mrs. Simmons.

Take a couple yourself.

- [ Tires Screech ] - Fred!

Fred! You didn't see it, Fred.

[ Clattering ]

Oh, God.

[ Chomping ]

[ Soft Groaning ]

?? [ Piano: Random Notes ]

Ohh.

- Go. - [ Piano Crashes ]

[ Gulps ]

[ Woman Screaming On TV ]

[ Man Shouting On TV ]

[ Woman ] John! The monster-- He's got her.

- [ Woman Continues, Indistinct ] - [ Squeals ]

- [ Lightbulb Pops ] - Oh!

[ Lightbulb Pops ]

[ Man ] ...romantic, and, for the first time,

affordable!

That's right, our boss told us to shatter those prices,

and that's exactly what we're doing...

in Lamps Galore at locations all across the tristate area.

Elegant lighting at the lowest prices in history.

But that's not all. Try before you buy, and qualify for one of the following:

Butch and Buddy, a matched set of snapping turtles,

or a lifetime supply of chandelier bulbs.

Come by one of our 32 locations today.

- Lamps Galore is a-- - No!

[ TV Tube Pops ]

Right.

I've got something for you, big fella.

- Nummy, nummy, nummy! - [ Creature Murmurs ]

Yeah! Want it? Mmm!

Come on. Mmm!

[ Creature Mutters, Squeals ]

Mmm! Nummy, nummy, nummy.

Nummy, nummy, nummy. Here. Yeah.

Yeah. That's it. Come on.

Come on, boy. That's it.

Yeah. Yeah. That's it. Come on.

Look at these lovely, lovely bulbs.

Mmm!

Come on. Come on.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait. Wait a minute.

- Okay. - [ Creature Grunting ]

That's it. There you go. That's it.

[ Mrs. Simmons Grunts ]

Get in!

In!

- [ Soft Grunts ] - The dump is just a couple more miles.

You can romp...

you can play and eat all you want out there.

[ Grunting ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Creature Groans ]

This is the end of the line for you.

- [ Creature Groans ] - Look at all this good stuff!

Eh? You can eat yourself sick.

Don't give me that big cow-eyed routine.

[ Whines ]

Out!

- [ Whines ] - I mean it.

[ Creature Grunts ]

[ Whines ]

Hey. Look what mama's got for you.

Hey. Look.

[ Squeals ]

Isn't it beautiful?

Come on.

Come on.

- [ Grunts ] - You can do it.

That's it. Good.

Yeah. There we go. There.

Come on, boy.

Here. Yeah.

That's it.

Right. Yeah. You want that?

Okay.

Okay! Yeah. Great idea.

Here's a-- Here's a... one of these things. Look.

This is great. The light.

How about this? You want this?

[ Creature Grunts ]

There's a couple of spanners here. Great.

And a duck. Look at the duck!

Great duck. Yeah.

Look! Look at that. Japanese lantern.

[ Grunting ]

- [ Grunting, Squealing ] - What's that?

Oh!

[ Squeals ]

It's for your own good, fella.

Maybe you'll find a pretty girl... whatever-you-are,

and have a bunch of little baby...

things.

[ Chomping ]

[ Squeals ]

[ Clattering ]

Bye now! Don't eat too much.

Mmm. Not a picky eater.

[ Sighs ]

- Aaah! - [ Creature Groaning ]

Oh!

Ugh! Ugh.

[ Groaning Continues ]

Ugh.

[ Groaning ]

Now just stop that!

[ Laughs ]

[ Soft Groaning ]

Don't even think about it.

[ Chomping ]

That does it!

I just want to scare you.

I just can't have you here anymore.

[ Squeals ]

[ Creature Groaning ]

[ Squealing ]

- [ Creature Whimpering ] - Don't be scared.

[ Whimpering Continues ]

I wasn't going to pull the trigger.

I wouldn't do that to you.

Oh, don't cry.

Ohh. Oh, you poor thing.

Um, here. Let me get you something.

Oh. Here.

You come with me. Come on.

Okay, Butch, out you go now. Out you go.

There.

Come on. All right.

You sit here in Butch's basket.

There. Nice and comfy.

- There. - [ Toy Squeaks ]

- Here you are. - [ Gurgling ]

I'll go get you a nice surprise.

You stay right there.

I'll go get you a nice bowl of broken glass.

Maybe you should stay with us for a while.

I mean,

what if some hunter found you?

Then where would you be?

On a wall over somebody's gas fireplace, that's where.

[ Creature Gulps ]

Oh! I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.

You poor thing.

You just need a friend, don't you?

- Yeah. - [ Door Shuts ]

Bobby.

Oh! Stay here.

Bobby would just love to meet you.

[ Panting ]

Bobby.

Well, at least you didn't throw out my tapes.

Where'd you hide all the neat stuff?

- There's something that I've just got to show you. - Where are my books?

You make me watch Sesame Street, and you throw out my books?

Bobby, don't worry about that now.

- The garbage! - Bobby, wait.

Bobby. Bobby, forget about all this.

You got egg goop all over my Greibble!

I've got something wonderful to show you, something absolutely--

Hey!

[ Bobby ] Oh, it's my Indian headdress.

My first bunny!

My tiger!

Why'd you throw this away?

I've been looking for all this stuff.

My caboose.

Oh, here's my balloon mask.

Part of my gum-ball machine. I've been missing it.

[ Bobby Continues, Indistinct ]

- [ Cat Mews ] - I can't believe you threw these away.

Do you like The Greibble?

Yeah.

Yes, I like The Greibble.