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[ Chattering ]
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[ Boy ]
Ready, Grandpa?
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[ Man ]
Okay, kiddo,
melt my mitt!
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I'm tryin', Grandpa.
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I know you are, pal.
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Hey, Marky. Marky.
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Come on out and play.
We need someone
for left field.
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- Later.
- [ Boy #2 ]
Hey, Eddie, forget him.
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What a wimp.
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Go play with your friends
there, pal.
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I can pick you up later.
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Grandpa, they only want me
when they're short a man.
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They think I'm a joke.
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Besides,
today's Saturday.
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Saturday's our day.
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Watch out now. Fastball.
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Ooh!
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Broke some bones
on that one.
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Throw me your famous
Chinese dipsy-doodle.
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The ol'
Chinese dipsy-doodle?
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Okay.
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Activate your radar.
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Here it comes.
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[ Groans ]
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Good catch!
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Now you're kickin' butt,
Elvis!
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[ Grandpa Laughs ]
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Want a cigar, Elvis?
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Right, right.
I keep forgettin'
you don't smoke.
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You've really been
to China, Grandpa?
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Which time you want me
to tell you about?
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Time the called me in there
to give the emperor
boxing lessons?
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[ Chuckles ]
Are you making this up?
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If I was, how do
you explain me having
that rare Ming talisman?
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And the magic spell.
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The spell?
It's really from China?
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Ah, so.
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Secret ceremony,
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incense, gong.
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[ Imitates Gong ]
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Colored smoke everywhere.
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The Emperor Ming
gave me the spell...
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and told me
to watch out for it
real special.
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[ Speaks Foreign Language ]
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That's real magic.
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You protect it.
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[ Marky ]
Yahoo!
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Yahoo!
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Whoo!
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How you doin', Elvis?
Ridin' high?
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Ya-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Mona's really wailin' now.
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[ Horn Honks ]
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Come on, old buddy.
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- Good ride, huh?
- I was just about to come
lookin' for you two.
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Dinner's almost ready.
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Good.
We're here and hungry.
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Marky, why don't you
go on inside
and get cleaned up.
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Well, what's
on your mind, Son?
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If you don't want me
stayin' here anymore,
just say so.
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Never wanna be
where I ain't welcome.
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I'm glad
you're with us, Dad.
Dorothy is too.
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The point is,
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you gotta start
taking care of yourself
and slow down.
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No problem.
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You got your ship shank,
your fisherman's loop,
your cow hitch,
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and, of course,
your Portuguese bowline.
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That's when you want
to lift someone up...
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and not squeeze
all the air out of 'em.
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I taught Houdini
how to use it
for one of his tricks.
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- Who?
- Houdini.
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Number one magician
in the world--
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with my help.
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Hey, kid,
you still haven't showed
the old sea captain...
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how to do your square knot.
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[ Grandpa ]
Yeah.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. Perfect!
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You can be
my first mate any time.
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Come on, pal.
Let's go down and watch
the ships come in.
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I'll race you below.
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[ Groans ]
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Grandpa.
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Mom, Dad!
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It's Grandpa!
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[ Groans ]
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I-- I'm fine.
Don't sweat it.
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Small potatoes, Elvis.
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[ Dorothy ]
I'll get the doctor.
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[ Door Shuts ]
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Grandpa?
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Grandpa, I got an idea.
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A way for you
to be able to go out
on Saturdays and play.
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If we concentrate
real hard...
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and use the talisman
and the spell from China,
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we can change bodies.
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You're a sweet boy, Marky.
Grandpa loves you.
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Grandpa, that way,
every Saturday
until you feel good again,
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you can have my body.
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I'll stay in bed
inside your body.
No one will know.
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But you'll have
to be home before dark...
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'cause you know how
Mom and Dad worry.
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I wish we could do that.
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We can, Grandpa.
We can.
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You always say if we believe
in something, it'll happen.
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Let's do it now.
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It's not that simple, pal.
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Yes, it is.
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[ Speaking
Foreign Language ]
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I will be you
and you will be me.
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[ Speaks Foreign Language ]
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Please.
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I will be you
and you will be me.
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[ Speaking
Foreign Language ]
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I will be you
and you will be me.
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- What's happening?
- It's the spell, Grandpa--
it's working.
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[ Speaks Foreign Language ]
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I will be you
and you will be me.
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[ Wind Whooshing ]
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Oh, wow.
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- Marky?
- Oh, boy.
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This is real magic.
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Grandpa, yes.
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[ Marky Speaking
Foreign Language ]
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I will be you, Grandpa,
and you will be me.
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Now you're kickin' butt,
Elvis!
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[ Exhales ]
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[ Tires Squeal ]
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Whoa, Mona!
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[ Man On TV ] Bullwinkle
found himself directly
in front of the bank...
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- just as the holdup went into full swing.
- [ Laughs ]
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- [ Gunshots ]
- My, the mosquitoes are out early this year.
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I had better take a cab.
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- [ Laughing ]
- [ TV Continues ]
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[ Man On TV ]
Mistaking the getaway car
for a taxi--
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- Dad?
- ...and his getaway-minded mob--
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Uh-- Uh--
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I'm going downstairs
for a little while.
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I'm gonna make you
some bouillon for dinner.
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Bouillon.
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Ugh!
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Don't worry, Gramp.
I'll get you some real food.
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[ Motorcycle Approaching ]
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When your dad
finds out about this,
you're dead meat.
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- Anybody want a cigar?
- Are you kidding?
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Then let's play ball, boys.
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You heard me.
Let's kick some butt.
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Grandpa,
you don't feel so good.
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Let's go. Come on.
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All right, Marky,
you take left field.
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I'm pitchin'.
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[ Grunts ]
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The little shrimp
thinks he can run
a baseball team.
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I'll show 'im.
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All right, show us
what you got, hotshot!
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[ Umpire ]
All right, let's play ball!
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Aw, Marky, you'll be lucky
if you can get it
over the plate.
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- Strike!
- Way to go, Marky!
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All right!
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Strike!
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Strike!
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[ Boy ]
All right, Marky!
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[ Umpire ]
Strike!
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Strike!
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Strike three!
You're outta there!
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Well, way to go, Marky.
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[ Boy ]
All right, Marky!
Come on!
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[ Children Shouting,
Cheering ]
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Whoo-hoo!
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Whoo-hoo!
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[ Shouting, Cheering ]
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[ Groans ]
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Mom!
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- Mom?
- What is it, Dad?
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I'm not your dad.
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Mom, I gotta
tell you something.
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What?
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- [ Thud ]
- [ Moans ]
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[ Shouts ]
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[ Groaning ]
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"I will be you
and you will be me."
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Why did you do it?
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I only did it
because I love Grandpa, Ma.
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I wanted him to be able
to play again.
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But if something happens...
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and his heart
doesn't work anymore,
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I think that means
I'll die inside of him.
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Please believe me.
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Where did he go, sweetheart?
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To the ball field.
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Grandpa promised me
he'd be back before dark.
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- Mom?
- Okay.
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I'll go find him.
You just rest.
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Grandpa,
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you promised
you'd be back before dark.
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Grandpa, please!
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[ Grunting ]
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Hey, Mrs. Blaine.
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Where did your son
learn to pitch like that?
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I mean, he threw pitches
that were amazing.
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00:17:32,569 --> 00:17:35,194
They did this
and they did loops.
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- And the way he rode in
on that motorcycle--
- Where is he?
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00:17:37,498 --> 00:17:40,378
Oh, he got on.
He just rode off.
He rode off that way.
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00:17:40,410 --> 00:17:42,268
Oh, man, your kid is cool.
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00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,770
How you doin', Dad?
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00:17:49,691 --> 00:17:51,036
Tell you what.
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00:17:51,067 --> 00:17:53,019
Let's take a ride
down to the hospital.
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00:17:53,050 --> 00:17:54,619
No!
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00:17:54,651 --> 00:17:56,444
What are you gonna do,
make me carry you?
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00:17:56,476 --> 00:18:00,702
You don't understand.
I'm not Grandpa.
I'm Marky.
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00:18:00,733 --> 00:18:03,326
[ Chuckles ]
Come on, Dad.
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Marky!
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- Marky!
- Here!
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- Are you all right?
- Yeah.
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Honey, I'm gonna
get you out.
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00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,745
You're gonna be fine, Dad.
Just relax.
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I'm not your dad.
I'm your son.
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Wait. I've got something
to tell you.
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[ Dad ]
What?
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Marky?
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I'm sorry I did this
to you, Grandpa.
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I'll tell you
what you did, kiddo.
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You gave me the greatest day
of my life.
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Really?
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It was the best.
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What are we gonna do now,
Grandpa?
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[ Speaking
Foreign Language ]
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I will be you
and you will be me.
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[ Speaking
Foreign Language ]
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I will be you
and you will be me.
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[ Speaking
Foreign Language ]
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I will be you
and you will be me.
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[ High-pitched Voice ]
Hi, Grandpa.
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[ Normal Voice ]
Gotcha, Elvis.
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[ Both Laughing ]
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[ Knocking ]
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00:20:37,099 --> 00:20:38,218
Marky?
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Some friends are downstairs
to see you.
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00:20:47,818 --> 00:20:49,515
You know, Marky,
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your grandpa
was a wonderful man...
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00:20:51,403 --> 00:20:54,378
and we're all
gonna miss him very much,
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but if he was here,
he'd be the first
to tell you...
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you can't spend
your life moping.
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00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:03,693
You gotta get on
and live life-- hard--
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00:21:03,724 --> 00:21:06,029
with everything you got.
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00:21:06,062 --> 00:21:08,811
Yep. That's what
Grandpa'd say.
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00:21:08,844 --> 00:21:11,311
And you know,
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I think he's right.
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00:21:14,348 --> 00:21:15,724
Come on.
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00:21:21,807 --> 00:21:23,790
[ Eddie ]
Boy, you were
outrageous, Marky.
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Radical, man.
Really radical.
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00:21:25,998 --> 00:21:27,983
You're tellin' me.
Too much.
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00:21:28,014 --> 00:21:29,552
Unbelievable, Marky.
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00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:31,118
Why didn't you
tell us before, man?
257
00:21:31,149 --> 00:21:33,677
- What are you
talking about, Eddie?
- I love this guy.
258
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:36,654
All I want to know is,
where did you learn
to play ball like that?
259
00:21:36,687 --> 00:21:38,576
You-- You were incredible!
260
00:21:38,607 --> 00:21:40,591
[ Marky ]
You mean like last time?
261
00:21:40,622 --> 00:21:42,289
[ Eddie ]
Yeah.
262
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,728
[ Marky ]
Glad you asked, pal.
263
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:47,954
You guys ever hear about
the old guy who lives
in China called Emperor Ming?
264
00:21:47,986 --> 00:21:49,712
[ Eddie ]
Uh-uh. No.
265
00:21:49,744 --> 00:21:51,505
[ Marky ]
Personal friend of mine.
266
00:21:51,538 --> 00:21:54,001
- [ Eddie ]
Oh, wow!
- [ Boy ] Wow.
267
00:21:54,032 --> 00:21:56,336
[ Marky ]
Now you're kicking butt,
Elvis!
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