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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,660 --> 00:00:08,660 Sever Studio with Russia 1 TV Channel 2 00:00:11,830 --> 00:00:14,660 Producers: R. NASIBULIN, V. IZVEKOV Production Manager: M. DOVLADBEGYAN 3 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:23,080 Based on "Hard to Be a God", a novel by ARKADY and BORIS STRUGATSKY 4 00:00:58,580 --> 00:01:06,000 This is not the Earth. It's another planet, about 800 years behind. 5 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:11,750 There were a few similar planets. This one was smaller and closer. 6 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:16,830 Its local grey castles were reminiscent of the early Renaissance. 7 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:20,910 So about 30 scientists were sent here. 8 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:25,080 But a Renaissance didn't happen here. 9 00:01:25,370 --> 00:01:29,410 Just a reaction to something that almost didn't happen. 10 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:36,660 In the capital, Arkanar, it started with destroying the University. 11 00:01:36,910 --> 00:01:48,290 As well as a hunt for thinkers, wisemen, bookworms and talented artisans. 12 00:01:49,330 --> 00:01:53,830 So they fled to the neighboring Irukan. It was better there. 13 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:56,160 Others... they were subdued or executed 14 00:01:56,290 --> 00:02:00,450 by the death squads of Don Reba, the Crown Security Minister. 15 00:02:00,660 --> 00:02:03,620 The squads' members - drovers and shopkeepers - wore grey. 16 00:02:03,660 --> 00:02:07,500 Grey were the troops, grey was the Minister. 17 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:12,080 All in the color of the local construction stone, of crappy quality, by the way. 18 00:02:12,330 --> 00:02:16,080 The Royal Guard was pushed aside. 19 00:02:26,540 --> 00:02:30,500 Nothing hit, not even pinched. 20 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:31,950 Screenplay by S. KARMALITA A. GERMAN 21 00:02:31,950 --> 00:02:34,330 Poverty, poverty. Screenplay by S. KARMALITA A. GERMAN 22 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:40,950 Director: ALEKSEI GERMAN 23 00:02:44,580 --> 00:02:47,540 - Ryaba. - It's enough. 24 00:02:47,660 --> 00:02:52,250 Ryaba was diving. Ryaba. 25 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,000 Poking around. 26 00:03:25,290 --> 00:03:28,370 Here you are. 27 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:32,500 The stones were white and flat. 28 00:03:50,660 --> 00:03:52,330 Cinematography by V.llyin Yu. Klimenko 29 00:03:52,330 --> 00:03:53,750 Where's Fika the Redhead, the butcher? Cinematography by V.llyin Yu. Klimenko 30 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:56,000 Production design by S. KOKOVKIN G. KROPACHEV E. ZHUKOVA 31 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,540 Where's Fika the Redhead, the butcher? Production design by S. KOKOVKIN G. KROPACHEV E. ZHUKOVA 32 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,910 I'm afraid of the stars. Is it a sin? 33 00:04:32,580 --> 00:04:36,660 Rains here were short and sticky. Fogs, on the other hand, were long. 34 00:04:36,660 --> 00:04:37,450 HARD TO BE A GOD Rains here were short and sticky. Fogs, on the other hand, were long. 35 00:04:37,450 --> 00:04:41,540 HARD TO BE A GOD They came from the gulf and returned there. 36 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:05,910 He often cried in his sleep. That meant he killed. 37 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:10,830 In his sleep, of course. He wasn't allowed to kill, ever. 38 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:15,120 Then he heard his grandma's voice. From his childhood, on the Earth. 39 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:16,540 "The infant is crying." 40 00:05:16,660 --> 00:05:18,870 She inhaled cigarette smoke and said, 41 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,000 "Children's tears are like water... It's all in your head, boy..." 42 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,870 The noble Don Rumata - LEONID YARMOLNIK "Children's tears are like water... It's all in your head, boy..." 43 00:05:24,330 --> 00:05:29,700 Then grandma blew on his forehead, but in reality it was a draught. 44 00:05:29,910 --> 00:05:34,700 He tried clinging to the bedsheet, but still woke up. 45 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:38,830 A stove was smoking downstairs in his huge castle. 46 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:42,750 The slaves were talking loudly even though it was forbidden. 47 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:45,120 He was not on the Earth, but on a different planet. 48 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:48,200 Here he was, a 17th generation noble Don. 49 00:05:48,450 --> 00:05:52,250 And an illegitimate son of Goran, a local pagan God, 50 00:05:52,370 --> 00:05:58,750 born from the God's mouth. Not everyone believed this, 51 00:05:59,330 --> 00:06:01,950 but everyone feared. 52 00:06:08,540 --> 00:06:11,040 Have you fed the turtle, idiot? 53 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:14,790 Today. Mice are licking off the fat. 54 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:18,410 They are. 55 00:07:03,660 --> 00:07:06,410 Are you wearing my boots again? 56 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:08,950 I didn't mean to. 57 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:14,080 You're doing it all the time. 58 00:07:14,410 --> 00:07:18,200 Costumes: Ye. SHAPKAITS Makeup by O. IZVEKOVA N.RATKEVICH 59 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,790 Boots are on the table... 60 00:07:20,790 --> 00:07:24,660 Music by V.LEBEDEV Sound by N.ASTAKHOV 61 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,660 I'll hang myself. 62 00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:33,250 What? 63 00:08:34,750 --> 00:08:37,120 I'll hang myself! 64 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:47,700 - Again... - What? 65 00:10:06,660 --> 00:10:10,200 Why are you screaming when I'm sleeping? I'd sell you all at the port. 66 00:10:10,290 --> 00:10:14,000 Including you. It's a pity slaves have fallen in price. 67 00:10:19,790 --> 00:10:22,200 That's the way the cookie crumbles. 68 00:10:57,580 --> 00:11:00,330 Die, you fool! 69 00:11:01,950 --> 00:11:04,080 You die! 70 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:26,950 It's autumn, there are no mice. 71 00:11:34,330 --> 00:11:37,410 Special thanks to A. GERMAN-Jr. 72 00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:17,950 My whole life. My whole life. 73 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:29,080 A goose drowned here. 74 00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:34,120 I broke a tooth. 75 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:19,790 - A painting... - Go, go, go! 76 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,950 To go... 77 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:26,620 I lost my teeth and without teeth is somehow... 78 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:29,750 It's a bit shallow. Let's do head first. 79 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,830 He wanted to fuck the goose... 80 00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:54,660 Where did you get the egg? 81 00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:02,580 Look! 82 00:14:03,870 --> 00:14:06,370 It's buzzing. 83 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,790 He bites like a ferret. 84 00:14:34,950 --> 00:14:37,410 Found this under the pig. 85 00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:41,000 The letters are so even. 86 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,330 What is it? 87 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,000 Great. 88 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,370 Let's go. Let's go. 89 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:07,290 Wait, wait! 90 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:15,160 You, stinker! Remember, 40 years ago... 91 00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:22,000 You called my book the poop of the Siou bird. 92 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,540 I don't remember. You called my book the poop of the Siou bird. 93 00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:26,290 I don't remember. I don't. 94 00:15:26,330 --> 00:15:29,120 Hey, what are you doing? 95 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:33,410 40 years of my life. My whole life. 96 00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:35,870 It's OK, you made it in time. 97 00:15:36,540 --> 00:15:39,620 Went for a walk? 98 00:15:53,910 --> 00:15:57,500 Let me go, Soanian. This is our spyglass. 99 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:03,500 They stuck a wise guy into the shithouse down there. 100 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:10,000 His feet did like this, then he went "glub-glub". 101 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,830 I was standing beside him. Now there's a leg sticking out. Funny. 102 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,910 Give the spyglass back to the Don. 103 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:22,160 You boar! Money loves to be counted. 104 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:28,160 Bring it back yourself, or I'll sell you at the port. 105 00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:35,620 Freak! Thief! Take it. 106 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,410 Hush! 107 00:16:42,410 --> 00:16:44,830 It's the same every fall. 108 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,200 What can I say? 109 00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:57,580 This is for you. 110 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,830 Giddyup, you dead animal! 111 00:17:02,910 --> 00:17:07,200 Goran the mighty, have pity on the poor slave. 112 00:17:07,370 --> 00:17:10,910 I didn't take the shiny awl. 113 00:17:15,450 --> 00:17:17,830 And urine... 114 00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:31,330 Me too. 115 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:35,250 Noble Don, give me a coin! 116 00:17:36,830 --> 00:17:38,870 I will, I will! 117 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:48,540 The wind has changed, now it smells of rot. 118 00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:54,410 The city was surrounded by fetid bottomless Pitanian swamps. 119 00:17:54,750 --> 00:18:05,700 Still, people like this drowned bookworm crept to Irukan during the nights. 120 00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:10,120 They'd be met there by one-eyed Arata the Hunchback's rebel peasants. 121 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:14,790 Or by the refugee slaves from tin mines, transparent like moths. 122 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:20,080 Or by Colonel Kusis's grey soldiers. You pay or you die. 123 00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:24,080 All because they used stone or paint to create a second nature 124 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:28,200 to decorate the life of the people who knew no beauty. 125 00:18:28,330 --> 00:18:32,410 Or because they made glass, allowing the half-blind to see 126 00:18:32,450 --> 00:18:35,330 and the sighted to bring the sky closer. 127 00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:50,370 In places like this, Don Rumata hid mysteries of wise guys. 128 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,370 What is all this? 129 00:18:54,790 --> 00:18:58,750 We're learning to fly, mostly downwards. 130 00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:06,620 Noble Don, take me from here. 131 00:19:15,950 --> 00:19:18,620 What joy! 132 00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,160 Our angel is here! 133 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,910 Budakh the Doctor was to be brought here from Irukan. 134 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:28,000 He was a sober and logical mind, formed by this civilization. 135 00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:32,370 And just an interlocutor for Rumata during long Arkanar's evenings. 136 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:36,290 But Budakh disappeared. 137 00:19:43,790 --> 00:19:47,330 Here's Pekh, beast with an iron tail... 138 00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:50,290 You're lying, there's no such beast. 139 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,330 I'm falling. 140 00:20:13,330 --> 00:20:16,870 Rutabaga. Rutabaga. 141 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:21,830 Except I... I am now... 142 00:20:24,410 --> 00:20:26,120 Exhale! 143 00:20:37,450 --> 00:20:40,250 - Huh? What? - He's lying, all lies! 144 00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:45,750 You even got the birds drunk! 145 00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:58,870 Bite! 146 00:21:02,450 --> 00:21:04,870 I'll kill you! 147 00:21:12,410 --> 00:21:16,330 Hit him! Hit him! 148 00:21:16,910 --> 00:21:19,830 Destroy that monster! 149 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:26,250 If you ever brew that slop again... 150 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,950 Why is it so depressing? 151 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:39,040 Because it's fall. 152 00:21:46,410 --> 00:21:49,040 Fall again? Ha. 153 00:21:52,370 --> 00:21:57,580 So white. Unbearable! 154 00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:08,200 Can you believe that idiot synthesized alcohol. 155 00:22:17,540 --> 00:22:21,370 Toad! The first on this planet! 156 00:22:28,620 --> 00:22:31,830 He's a Leonardo! A real Da Vinci. 157 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,950 Earthlings gathered here too, but more and more rarely. 158 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:51,950 They drank more and more and got mad at each other. 159 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:56,750 I love you, but you don't love me. 160 00:22:56,830 --> 00:22:58,950 - Fools. - Do not listen, do not smell. 161 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:03,160 Noble Dons, to hell with... all those presidents, kings... 162 00:23:03,250 --> 00:23:05,910 get out of the way... or I'll hurt you! 163 00:23:06,330 --> 00:23:09,830 I adopted a boy, you know. 164 00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:14,000 He's alone, I'm alone... 165 00:23:16,910 --> 00:23:19,700 The boy is a thief. 166 00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:21,830 He's an orphan, bastard. 167 00:23:21,910 --> 00:23:23,000 Now there are two of us. 168 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:26,120 I saw the Earth again in my sleep. 169 00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:28,700 - Ah, dreams. - It's wonderful. 170 00:23:39,870 --> 00:23:44,000 Your guy Budakh disappeared. And the officer, too. Now, they'll... 171 00:23:44,620 --> 00:23:46,790 - I'll get Budakh. - I'm good at that. 172 00:23:46,910 --> 00:23:48,830 Give me the shovel. 173 00:23:51,540 --> 00:23:55,410 The boy volunteered to snitch. 174 00:23:57,660 --> 00:24:00,160 Tell him to keep quiet. 175 00:24:00,290 --> 00:24:02,000 - Do you understand? - Understood. 176 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,410 This fool quenches even righteous anger. 177 00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:08,620 They are calling me to the Earth. 178 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:12,080 Hey, you old fart! Give me a kiss! 179 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:15,120 You've got ants in your mouth. Here, eat that! 180 00:24:16,660 --> 00:24:18,620 A trap, I said. 181 00:24:19,370 --> 00:24:21,500 How many times... 182 00:24:22,910 --> 00:24:25,500 Pashka got caught in a trap! 183 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,290 Everyone knows that... 184 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:31,660 Do not poke your foot! 185 00:24:32,410 --> 00:24:36,160 A boar trap. Comes off together with the foot. 186 00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:40,160 Give me a knife. I'll cut it off. 187 00:24:40,250 --> 00:24:41,330 It hurts, you jerks! 188 00:24:41,330 --> 00:24:42,750 I'll cut it off. It hurts, you jerks! 189 00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:43,160 It hurts, you jerks! 190 00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:47,750 You want some poison? It has good feedback. 191 00:24:48,450 --> 00:24:51,790 Listen! 20 years ago... 192 00:24:54,750 --> 00:24:59,910 20 years ago one fucker back home 193 00:25:00,410 --> 00:25:03,160 announced an outbreak of art here. 194 00:25:03,250 --> 00:25:06,950 - He called it a Renaissance. - On this shitty planet. 195 00:25:07,660 --> 00:25:08,410 Hey you. 196 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:13,410 I laughed. And you wrote that I'm an ass. 197 00:25:13,580 --> 00:25:15,540 I am an ass. 198 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,620 Maybe, but where is the art? 199 00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:22,620 And a Renaissance? Not here. And the whole life, eh? 200 00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:27,160 Sorry, my bad. I was wrong. 201 00:25:27,290 --> 00:25:30,120 OK. Listen, everyone. 202 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,660 I came here without guards. 203 00:25:33,540 --> 00:25:36,500 I was attacked by a naked runaway slave from the mine. 204 00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:38,950 He tried to strangle me, look. 205 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:40,790 It's just a zit. 206 00:25:41,950 --> 00:25:47,250 I have to go back alone. An arrow in the eye - and I'm dead. 207 00:25:47,910 --> 00:25:55,540 And you don't want to forgive me before I die. Come on, let's kiss! 208 00:25:57,120 --> 00:26:00,870 Zurab, this scumbag has a whole crew of guards. 209 00:26:00,870 --> 00:26:02,330 What a liar. Zurab, this scumbag has a whole crew of guards. 210 00:26:02,330 --> 00:26:02,410 Zurab, this scumbag has a whole crew of guards. 211 00:26:02,410 --> 00:26:08,450 I'm not a liar. I'm Munchhausen. What'd you do without me? 212 00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:11,830 Strange fools on a strange planet? 213 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,660 Where's the leather bag? 214 00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:51,540 - There's the Siou bird screaming there. - That which has not been seen? 215 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:58,500 Your fucking Renaissance is the most vile age in the world's history! 216 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,500 Zurab, this is better. 217 00:27:10,790 --> 00:27:13,660 It's dark and quiet. 218 00:27:17,410 --> 00:27:20,700 Not to me, to someone else. Well? 219 00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:29,830 Not to me, to someone else. A wet umbrella rustled. 220 00:27:32,950 --> 00:27:35,250 - Want one? - To hell with it. 221 00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:45,330 Just look at this... Are you completely brain-fucked? 222 00:28:41,700 --> 00:28:44,580 You're a creep. 223 00:28:47,410 --> 00:28:51,580 The Siou bird, never seen, steals silver. 224 00:28:51,660 --> 00:28:53,660 And the servants get punished. Is that fair? 225 00:28:53,830 --> 00:28:56,700 That bird doesn't exist, you fool! 226 00:29:01,250 --> 00:29:04,410 Muga was standing over the barrel and saw its shadow. 227 00:29:05,330 --> 00:29:07,120 Seriously? 228 00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:09,660 Nobody saw it but Muga. 229 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:14,000 Wonderful, only there's no happiness yet. 230 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,120 Slave, like this or this? 231 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:37,870 The rope noise scares the birds... Slave, like this or this? 232 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,040 and they fly to the swamp. 233 00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:47,290 If you put squama on the head, 234 00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:51,660 they peck the eyes out. 235 00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:55,750 One tobacconist, a very smart man, he... 236 00:29:57,410 --> 00:30:01,000 Slave, like this or this? 237 00:30:01,750 --> 00:30:03,250 You! 238 00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:17,450 Rain. 239 00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:22,410 Master, I'm not going any further... 240 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,660 it's too hard. 241 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,870 You'll keep going, or I'll flog you. 242 00:30:30,290 --> 00:30:34,580 Master, you won't. You're kind, because you're a God. 243 00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:45,330 I sure will flog you. 244 00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:48,160 So hard, you couldn't imagine in your wildest dreams. 245 00:30:50,410 --> 00:30:54,250 When I die, don't throw me into the gulf. 246 00:30:54,830 --> 00:30:57,450 Bury me in the ground. 247 00:30:59,870 --> 00:31:02,450 Even if it's in the barn. 248 00:31:32,580 --> 00:31:34,910 The Don's head is ouch. 249 00:31:40,700 --> 00:31:43,500 Hey, vermin! 250 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:52,080 This Don Arata the Hunchback turned out to be just a clot of swamp fog. 251 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,250 I've always known. 252 00:31:53,330 --> 00:31:56,660 No sooner had they taken out the relics of your divine grandfather... 253 00:31:56,660 --> 00:31:58,080 Old fart! No sooner had they taken out the relics of your divine grandfather... 254 00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:58,910 No sooner had they taken out the relics of your divine grandfather... 255 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:04,500 than he and all his drunk peasants melted, too. 256 00:32:04,910 --> 00:32:07,910 - So why am I a bad poet? - An awful one! 257 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,580 "Falls on my soul like an autumn leaf." 258 00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:14,160 "Prince and Barbarian Girl", right? I have the book. 259 00:32:14,250 --> 00:32:16,290 I burned mine. 260 00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:18,830 How stupid of you. 261 00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:21,450 Let me blow. 262 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:23,870 The shooter's drunk. Take away the shooter! 263 00:32:23,870 --> 00:32:24,160 What shit. The shooter's drunk. Take away the shooter! 264 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:25,250 What shit. And I say to the nun, "Come on, show me your beautiful ass." 265 00:32:25,250 --> 00:32:26,500 And I say to the nun, "Come on, show me your beautiful ass." 266 00:32:26,580 --> 00:32:28,160 We're the young aristocracy. The country's reverse breath. 267 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,790 Leave me alone. I'm not from around here. We're the young aristocracy. The country's reverse breath. 268 00:32:29,910 --> 00:32:34,370 They did right, drowning Bota in the crap-house for such poetry. Not me! 269 00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:36,700 You think his poetry's bad? 270 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,620 Has the Prince cried today? 271 00:32:45,750 --> 00:32:47,500 Buxom... 272 00:32:47,620 --> 00:32:51,450 - Lots, of course, me too... - What balls! 273 00:33:02,290 --> 00:33:06,250 Don Rumata cuts through double Soanian armor. This one survived! 274 00:33:06,540 --> 00:33:08,540 - No. - What are you doing? 275 00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:12,660 - Marksman, you... - Freak! 276 00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:16,660 - Let me go, you bastard! - Give me the stick. 277 00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:26,700 Budakh didn't go through my office. The Colonel Kusis left the army. 278 00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,500 He and Don Reba are in the lilac chambers. 279 00:33:29,620 --> 00:33:33,080 Speaking that lousy language. Incredible! 280 00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:36,580 Show him the holy relics of my father. 281 00:33:37,620 --> 00:33:38,950 Maybe he'll disappear. 282 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:42,830 Nobody disappears. I thought you were interested. 283 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,660 I am very interested. 284 00:33:44,750 --> 00:33:49,290 Captain of Crown Guard. He has blood on his hands. On his whole body! 285 00:33:51,250 --> 00:33:54,290 It always has been and always will be. 286 00:33:55,580 --> 00:33:59,000 This is our Primar upon Gabaris. 287 00:34:01,250 --> 00:34:03,080 Vystrebans. 288 00:34:03,910 --> 00:34:08,330 Noble Don, my whole body stinks. 289 00:34:08,950 --> 00:34:11,700 - Am I going to die? - You are. 290 00:34:19,660 --> 00:34:25,040 Charming. Fear of death is heresy, Captain. 291 00:34:25,330 --> 00:34:26,250 Here, take it. 292 00:34:26,330 --> 00:34:29,580 Great Bota also stank because he drank so much 293 00:34:29,660 --> 00:34:32,330 that he shit under himself. 294 00:34:32,330 --> 00:34:33,620 So what? that he shit under himself. 295 00:34:35,330 --> 00:34:38,000 Do you seriously think you're a son of God? 296 00:34:38,290 --> 00:34:41,790 The murmurs ebb; onto the stage I enter I am trying, standing in the dark (Poem by Pasternak) 297 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:45,830 to discover the distant echoes... 298 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:48,790 You're a redhead! He's a redhead! 299 00:34:48,790 --> 00:34:50,660 The murmurs ebb... You're a redhead! He's a redhead! 300 00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:54,200 The murmurs ebb; onto the stage I enter I am trying, standing in the dark 301 00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:57,160 to discover the distant echoes... Of what the coming years may hold in store. 302 00:34:57,330 --> 00:34:59,950 Natural darkness with a thousand... 303 00:35:02,910 --> 00:35:05,000 Who wrote that? 304 00:35:07,950 --> 00:35:09,950 I did! 305 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:13,790 Nocturnal darkness is an evening. I can teach you something. For money. 306 00:35:19,290 --> 00:35:20,830 Hey, tall man! 307 00:35:20,950 --> 00:35:24,870 Crown Security Minister, Don Reba! 308 00:35:24,950 --> 00:35:27,580 - Allow me... - Get out of here. 309 00:35:32,370 --> 00:35:35,200 Don Reba, our eagle. Crown Security. 310 00:35:35,290 --> 00:35:39,120 He delivered ice for my Dad. Barefoot. 311 00:35:39,290 --> 00:35:40,160 Wow. 312 00:35:40,370 --> 00:35:43,250 And you are whose son, Rumata? 313 00:35:44,790 --> 00:35:46,910 Let me have a sip. 314 00:35:47,870 --> 00:35:50,580 Ask your dad to keep my wine from going sour. 315 00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:54,330 You dog. Damn dog. 316 00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:15,160 Your Majesty. 317 00:36:17,910 --> 00:36:20,370 - Has it got smaller? - No, it hasn't. 318 00:36:20,410 --> 00:36:22,160 A nice head. 319 00:36:22,330 --> 00:36:25,080 Who are you? A butcher? 320 00:36:25,410 --> 00:36:28,660 Don Reba told... You... 321 00:36:28,750 --> 00:36:30,910 I'm a Colonel, a financier. 322 00:36:31,290 --> 00:36:33,410 They've stuffed the castle with grey thugs. 323 00:36:33,580 --> 00:36:38,450 Where is Arata the Hunchback? Is he a mirage now? 324 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:53,750 So great and glorious like eternity, the king whose name... 325 00:36:53,830 --> 00:36:55,040 Shoo! 326 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:11,750 Everybody down! I'll hit in the nostril! 327 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,250 Redhead. 328 00:37:16,330 --> 00:37:19,500 Now I'll hang myself. Will you really? No way! 329 00:37:25,250 --> 00:37:28,120 Wow, what a stench. 330 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:31,700 Don Reba, you should come by for a while, to bathe. 331 00:37:31,790 --> 00:37:35,620 I have these comfortable huge iron barrels. 332 00:37:37,370 --> 00:37:40,750 No, you come over! I have great barrels in the Tower of Joy. 333 00:37:40,830 --> 00:37:43,410 On coals, with lids. Only without water. 334 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:44,620 Great barrels. 335 00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:46,540 Rumata? 336 00:37:46,950 --> 00:37:48,750 You really are a redhead. 337 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:51,410 Reba, you've been promising to strangle him for a long time. 338 00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:53,080 You're such a liar, and good for nothing. 339 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,000 - He has royal blood. - Precisely! 340 00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,160 That needs to be checked. 341 00:38:00,660 --> 00:38:03,660 He's good enough. He's strangled half of your subjects. 342 00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:08,080 I summoned this doctor, Budakh. For my knee ache. 343 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:09,540 What did he do to him? 344 00:38:09,580 --> 00:38:11,660 You have knee ache, too? 345 00:38:15,870 --> 00:38:16,120 What? Come on, come on. 346 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,250 You see! Marshal Tots! What? Come on, come on. 347 00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:18,660 You see! Marshal Tots! 348 00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:20,040 Never. 349 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:24,910 It says here: Knight Don Reba, our eagle. 350 00:38:26,330 --> 00:38:29,450 They sell it all over Arkanar. 351 00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:33,290 Damn! So is he really a knight? 352 00:38:33,410 --> 00:38:35,410 They say no matter what. I don't know. 353 00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:37,830 Show me your boot. 354 00:38:44,540 --> 00:38:47,120 A spur! Take it off. 355 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,620 - God have mercy. - Yuck! 356 00:38:52,910 --> 00:38:54,160 So where's your doctor? 357 00:38:54,250 --> 00:38:58,080 The knight's got him! Not in a barrel, I hope. 358 00:38:58,500 --> 00:38:59,830 Bring him here! 359 00:38:59,910 --> 00:39:02,200 - Only without inquest, alright? - Do it, now! 360 00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:08,500 He'll answer for "without inquest." You'll have a laugh! 361 00:39:09,580 --> 00:39:14,160 It's night. Bloodsuckers are falling from the ceiling. 362 00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:20,950 And she's slippery. Keeps slipping off. No good. 363 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,250 Try a barbarian girl. 364 00:39:22,330 --> 00:39:24,830 No way! She'll bite it off. 365 00:39:24,910 --> 00:39:27,660 Like she did with one of them. He'd had a big one. 366 00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:30,540 Take her as a gift. You'll tell me later. 367 00:39:35,330 --> 00:39:38,330 There's Budakh. 368 00:39:41,660 --> 00:39:42,870 You always find fault with everything. 369 00:39:42,950 --> 00:39:46,000 Budakh isn't be Budakh. And I'm good for nothing! 370 00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:50,330 It wasn't Budakh. It was a quack from the pestilential port. 371 00:39:50,540 --> 00:39:53,540 You're not Budakh. And not a doctor! 372 00:39:54,870 --> 00:40:00,250 He has your letter, too, Don Rumata. With your signet. 373 00:40:03,330 --> 00:40:06,160 Why drink? Everyone's rubbing themselves. 374 00:40:06,750 --> 00:40:08,910 Who drink? Everyone's rubbing themselves. 375 00:40:09,660 --> 00:40:12,910 Rumata, drink! 376 00:40:22,330 --> 00:40:26,500 These redheads sold a Saint into slavery. 377 00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:32,080 Shoo! 378 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,910 He should be strangled. 379 00:40:44,450 --> 00:40:46,540 The shooter's drunk! 380 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,910 Redhead, you say? 381 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,290 The King got sick last night. 382 00:41:04,330 --> 00:41:08,870 Remember, tonight you're on watch by the Prince's chamber. 383 00:41:30,660 --> 00:41:34,870 The crossbow's broken. How can I go on now? 384 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,830 Play what I taught you. 385 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,950 Donkeys are raising their tails. 386 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:26,000 Autumn. 387 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:31,250 The cart of firewood and some fish. 388 00:42:40,790 --> 00:42:41,830 Pick up the lard. 389 00:42:41,950 --> 00:42:46,290 The dog sprouted. It keeps raining. 390 00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:53,540 Don, buy this for your sword. 391 00:42:58,580 --> 00:43:01,450 Look, you know who that is... 392 00:43:06,410 --> 00:43:08,580 What do you want, eh? 393 00:43:12,950 --> 00:43:17,160 There. Hold it like that. 394 00:43:36,290 --> 00:43:39,080 Have your donkey fuck you. 395 00:43:39,370 --> 00:43:43,330 - Have your donkey fuck you. - It is sinful. 396 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:47,080 - Go on, sing! - Naff off! 397 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,370 Carrion. 398 00:43:58,910 --> 00:44:01,540 Wife for tobacco. 399 00:44:18,870 --> 00:44:23,540 Stand back, everyone! I'll chop you all up. 400 00:45:05,910 --> 00:45:08,120 I like you. 401 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:12,870 Hello. 402 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:19,000 Like a swan! It'd be nice in the morning! 403 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,540 Yours is right there. 404 00:45:27,330 --> 00:45:31,700 The greys live here now! Brave guys. 405 00:45:31,790 --> 00:45:34,160 - Buy me some bacon. - Hey! 406 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,200 Well what do you want? 407 00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,080 You've smelled enough! Well what do you want? 408 00:45:42,410 --> 00:45:44,160 Come on. 409 00:45:51,370 --> 00:45:55,290 - Let me smell it too. - Fucking wolf. 410 00:45:57,870 --> 00:46:02,080 - Noble Don. - As a token of peace. 411 00:46:08,370 --> 00:46:11,580 No jokes in the face of holiness. 412 00:46:14,250 --> 00:46:16,750 He's a redhead, come on. 413 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:34,410 Where are the monks coming from? What's in the bags? 414 00:46:34,450 --> 00:46:36,830 I am the most righteous here. 415 00:46:37,330 --> 00:46:38,870 Take a bite. 416 00:46:42,290 --> 00:46:45,250 You'll know suffering, Muga. 417 00:46:55,370 --> 00:46:58,410 Stop yelling! I'll flog you at home! 418 00:47:11,500 --> 00:47:14,080 This is the third family leaving. 419 00:47:14,660 --> 00:47:17,540 - Shut up. - This is the third family leaving. 420 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,410 - Let's go already! - I'll take it for a ride. 421 00:47:35,580 --> 00:47:36,330 I'll strangle you! 422 00:47:36,330 --> 00:47:40,410 It's all mine! No peeing in the carriage! 423 00:48:05,870 --> 00:48:09,580 They keep peeing, in the carriage. 424 00:48:13,750 --> 00:48:16,160 Who made it up? 425 00:48:18,330 --> 00:48:22,660 They say there'll be a massacre tonight. They'll be killing wise guys. 426 00:48:23,620 --> 00:48:26,330 They left the old man behind. 427 00:48:26,830 --> 00:48:31,000 A tobacconist from Tobacco street. A very smart man. 428 00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:39,120 Hey carrion, gather chickens, or this bitch will devour them. 429 00:48:43,540 --> 00:48:46,500 - Hey Master! - Ryaba... Ryaba... 430 00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:58,500 Water. Saint Mika drowned in water. 431 00:49:02,830 --> 00:49:07,330 A tobacconist from Tobacco street. A very smart man. 432 00:49:07,450 --> 00:49:09,660 - What? - You want to go into the cholera-pit? 433 00:49:09,750 --> 00:49:11,700 Who did I tell about germs? I'll show you. 434 00:49:11,700 --> 00:49:15,120 Can't wash sins away with water. I prayed three times last night. Who did I tell about germs? I'll show you. 435 00:49:15,250 --> 00:49:18,700 I'll drown you in the barrel, you stinker. 436 00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,500 Do not meddle. 437 00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:26,330 Give me the water. 438 00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:30,950 Fie on you. 439 00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:43,910 - What a fool. You're a fool! - That fish is in love with you. 440 00:49:44,290 --> 00:49:46,000 It's funny! 441 00:49:51,660 --> 00:49:54,500 Double dinner? 442 00:49:54,830 --> 00:49:58,870 What are you doing? Here! It's his fault, he opened it. 443 00:50:04,950 --> 00:50:09,750 So the tobacconist from Tobacco street is a very wise man. He said... 444 00:50:21,410 --> 00:50:23,290 - Did anyone else see it? - Everyone saw. 445 00:50:23,370 --> 00:50:24,870 Someone knocked and I opened it. 446 00:50:24,910 --> 00:50:26,370 It's his fault. He opened it. 447 00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:29,410 - Prove it! - What? 448 00:50:29,580 --> 00:50:31,700 Master, sell the toad! 449 00:50:35,410 --> 00:50:36,870 Actually, the greys are coming. 450 00:50:36,870 --> 00:50:38,410 Great! Actually, the greys are coming. 451 00:50:38,410 --> 00:50:38,790 Actually, the greys are coming. 452 00:50:49,410 --> 00:50:52,080 Go bathe, everyone! 453 00:50:53,910 --> 00:50:56,040 And no laughing. 454 00:51:21,750 --> 00:51:23,290 A turtle. 455 00:51:23,410 --> 00:51:25,000 Yes. 456 00:51:26,290 --> 00:51:28,950 What's all this crap for? 457 00:51:33,580 --> 00:51:35,450 How's that? 458 00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:38,620 Like that. 459 00:51:40,660 --> 00:51:42,160 It wasn't my idea. 460 00:51:42,330 --> 00:51:45,040 - Sit down. - It's raining outside. 461 00:51:45,250 --> 00:51:47,330 Or do not. 462 00:51:47,910 --> 00:51:50,120 Everything is wet. 463 00:51:50,250 --> 00:51:51,580 Rain. 464 00:51:51,700 --> 00:51:54,080 - What's wrong? - Sit down. 465 00:51:59,910 --> 00:52:02,120 Touch my ear. 466 00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:07,540 Squeeze it hard. Harder! 467 00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:09,870 Harder. Harder! 468 00:52:11,660 --> 00:52:14,950 If it hurts, I won't think and I'll tell you. 469 00:52:16,580 --> 00:52:20,290 Brother came from the barracks yesterday. He saw my armpits. 470 00:52:20,540 --> 00:52:24,620 Started yelling that I have red hair. Then he lifted my dress 471 00:52:24,750 --> 00:52:29,660 and showed the soldiers what it's like down there. 472 00:52:31,250 --> 00:52:35,080 He yelled that my mom is a redhead. And so am I, 473 00:52:35,250 --> 00:52:39,910 and he'll send me to the Tower of Joy. Brother is Commander of a pack of greys. 474 00:52:45,950 --> 00:52:47,750 No, it's uncomfortable. 475 00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:51,120 Any food is good. 476 00:52:56,410 --> 00:52:59,330 - And what will happen tomorrow? - Nothing! 477 00:53:06,250 --> 00:53:07,910 With form or without? 478 00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:14,250 They didn't do anything. Brother was drunk too, he couldn't. 479 00:53:14,500 --> 00:53:17,450 They brought in a wise guy at night. And kept beating him all night. 480 00:53:17,580 --> 00:53:24,120 He was screaming. Dad and I cried in the back. 481 00:53:31,700 --> 00:53:33,450 Back off. 482 00:53:35,290 --> 00:53:39,500 - Your bag was like this. And now? - Go away, you stinker! 483 00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:50,330 I see, but it feels like I can't see. 484 00:53:55,580 --> 00:53:58,410 Why are you wearing my boots? 485 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,830 They'll take you to the port and sell. 486 00:54:04,330 --> 00:54:06,250 Stop! 487 00:54:08,540 --> 00:54:10,080 Bend over! 488 00:54:17,540 --> 00:54:19,500 Don't beat me! Ah, you slashed me! 489 00:54:19,500 --> 00:54:20,500 Stop screaming, you idiot. Here's a coin for you. Don't beat me! Ah, you slashed me! 490 00:54:20,500 --> 00:54:21,410 Stop screaming, you idiot. Here's a coin for you. 491 00:54:21,410 --> 00:54:23,040 I'm dying. Stop screaming, you idiot. Here's a coin for you. 492 00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:23,910 Stop screaming, you idiot. Here's a coin for you. 493 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:28,500 Who's beating you? I've never laid a finger on them. 494 00:54:28,580 --> 00:54:29,540 And I beat them regularly. 495 00:54:29,620 --> 00:54:31,540 I've never laid a finger on them. 496 00:54:31,660 --> 00:54:34,910 And he's screaming, the idiot. Just listen to him screaming! 497 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,750 I've never laid a finger on them. 498 00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:40,160 - He's a cunning idiot. - Just look at that. 499 00:54:40,250 --> 00:54:42,120 What do you want from me? 500 00:54:56,290 --> 00:54:59,120 Take it. What a smell. 501 00:55:02,750 --> 00:55:05,500 I've been crying. 502 00:55:05,910 --> 00:55:09,330 This is what the soldiers have done. Kiss my ass! 503 00:55:09,830 --> 00:55:12,250 - Who stuck this here? Why? - Okay, I'm leaving. 504 00:55:12,330 --> 00:55:13,950 Where are you going? 505 00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:15,950 I've stolen enough.. 506 00:55:15,950 --> 00:55:17,790 You've stolen... 507 00:55:18,620 --> 00:55:25,790 If you leave... If you leave... 508 00:55:28,700 --> 00:55:36,290 If you leave... then my friend Don Reba... 509 00:55:36,540 --> 00:55:39,790 I'll be all alone. 510 00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:44,830 Excluding you, handsome. 511 00:55:46,660 --> 00:55:48,540 For me here... 512 00:55:48,790 --> 00:55:53,330 Nobody's a match for me here. I can break anyone. 513 00:55:53,580 --> 00:55:56,410 I've never told you about the fangs. 514 00:55:58,620 --> 00:56:01,830 If only I could give you the fangs. 515 00:56:01,950 --> 00:56:07,750 Nobody would hurt you then. You'd tear anyone to pieces. 516 00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,830 Ouch. You idiot! 517 00:56:16,580 --> 00:56:18,410 There! 518 00:56:18,700 --> 00:56:20,580 Eyelet. 519 00:56:24,700 --> 00:56:28,450 I was afraid you didn't have one, like Saint Goran. 520 00:56:31,250 --> 00:56:33,250 Here. 521 00:56:34,830 --> 00:56:37,830 Wonderful. Wonderful. 522 00:56:39,450 --> 00:56:41,580 Shut up. 523 00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:50,660 I have Goran's grandson in my womb. Here are my fangs. 524 00:57:04,790 --> 00:57:06,500 Mom's key! 525 00:57:19,950 --> 00:57:22,080 There you go! 526 00:57:39,410 --> 00:57:43,500 Goran fell. My mom wants Goran too. You almost did it. 527 00:57:43,580 --> 00:57:44,750 Yeah, keep lying! 528 00:57:44,750 --> 00:57:45,750 Goran fell! Yeah, keep lying! 529 00:57:45,830 --> 00:57:47,660 Goran fell! What? You think it's funny? 530 00:57:47,790 --> 00:57:52,450 You're too played out. Go play in the barn! What? Where is the latch? 531 00:57:54,500 --> 00:58:03,330 Your Grace, someone saw a dude with gills in the creek. What's that? 532 00:58:05,450 --> 00:58:07,410 What? 533 00:58:08,950 --> 00:58:11,200 It's not for you. 534 00:58:45,250 --> 00:58:47,750 - See that? - I don't. 535 00:59:16,410 --> 00:59:18,370 Like a holiday. 536 00:59:31,620 --> 00:59:36,000 They have clean lives. Everyone thinks about them. 537 00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:38,160 Just look at that. 538 00:59:39,410 --> 00:59:42,080 Baron? What's wrong? 539 00:59:42,660 --> 00:59:45,660 I don't drink anymore. I only sniff now. 540 00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:50,450 Baron, are you sick or mad at me? 541 00:59:50,450 --> 00:59:52,330 Get out. Baron, are you sick or mad at me? 542 00:59:52,330 --> 00:59:52,830 Baron, are you sick or mad at me? 543 00:59:52,830 --> 00:59:55,080 It's really hard! 544 00:59:55,620 --> 00:59:58,160 - The greys are like bedbugs. - Bollocks! 545 00:59:59,250 --> 01:00:01,950 Baron! What is it? 546 01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:08,500 Shithouse of Saint Guy. 547 01:00:18,790 --> 01:00:22,000 I invited the neighbors, we got drunk. 548 01:00:22,330 --> 01:00:23,620 Come here, my friend. 549 01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:27,830 No, Baron. I'm a foreigner. I can't do that. 550 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,910 There's a young one. Come here. 551 01:00:31,580 --> 01:00:35,080 The neighbors are all over the place now. They crap everywhere, mutilate dogs. 552 01:00:35,540 --> 01:00:39,750 And keep talking about you cutting through the double Soanian armor. 553 01:00:39,830 --> 01:00:41,660 That's just rumors. Don't believe that nonsense, Baron. 554 01:00:41,660 --> 01:00:42,700 It's so hard! That's just rumors. Don't believe that nonsense, Baron. 555 01:00:42,700 --> 01:00:44,850 - Maybe take it home? - Get out! That's just rumors. Don't believe that nonsense, Baron. 556 01:00:44,870 --> 01:00:48,080 Soanians are little. They have very fragile armors. 557 01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:50,660 It's all about sharpening the swords. I'll teach you. 558 01:00:51,330 --> 01:00:56,750 I'm the Empire's best swordsman! You're better than me. 559 01:00:56,870 --> 01:01:00,700 Where would I get... Besides, you've never killed anyone! 560 01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:04,950 You've never killed anyone! Where would I get a Soanian one? 561 01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:09,000 I got the Baroness's grandfather's armor. It's very thick. 562 01:01:09,250 --> 01:01:12,830 I tried everything. Even with a two-handed sword. 563 01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:15,450 Then the Baroness came in. 564 01:01:21,870 --> 01:01:23,910 All hell broke loose. 565 01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:26,910 A day went by like in a fog. 566 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:28,790 It's all about sharpening. 567 01:01:28,870 --> 01:01:31,250 I'll show you. Look. 568 01:01:32,500 --> 01:01:35,500 It's not rocket science. Just find the middle. 569 01:01:36,580 --> 01:01:39,830 You swing from your wrist. 570 01:01:39,910 --> 01:01:43,370 And I add the shoulder, and body weight. That's it! 571 01:01:46,870 --> 01:01:48,910 It's just the swing. 572 01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:50,660 - Come on! - Baroness! 573 01:01:50,700 --> 01:01:54,290 She thinks I'll rot from all the water here. 574 01:01:54,410 --> 01:01:56,580 You won't. 575 01:02:01,540 --> 01:02:04,500 What is it? Wow! 576 01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:06,910 I didn't see it yesterday. 577 01:02:08,580 --> 01:02:11,620 That's a nice size, eh? 578 01:02:14,580 --> 01:02:16,410 The wind blew it away. 579 01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:18,580 That's funny! 580 01:02:21,410 --> 01:02:23,660 Here are clean tablecloths for puking on. 581 01:02:23,750 --> 01:02:24,580 Shoo, stinker! 582 01:02:24,660 --> 01:02:26,540 Can you fight with this? 583 01:02:31,580 --> 01:02:31,790 No, it won't work. 584 01:02:31,790 --> 01:02:33,200 It's thick enough. No, it won't work. 585 01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:34,540 It's thick enough. 586 01:02:35,330 --> 01:02:38,000 Baron, I beg you, let's do it. 587 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:42,870 Twist your wrist, and add the shoulder and the back. And you squat, see. 588 01:02:49,330 --> 01:02:54,870 Noble Don, it's a very expensive chair. It's also grandfather's! 589 01:02:58,330 --> 01:02:59,870 Wow. 590 01:03:00,580 --> 01:03:04,660 - Now it's clean. No, two. - Here. Take it. 591 01:03:05,750 --> 01:03:10,000 He won't cut through it. No way. 592 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:12,200 First it seemed like... 593 01:03:12,330 --> 01:03:13,830 Really? 594 01:03:19,540 --> 01:03:21,080 Oops. 595 01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:30,620 Get out of here. 596 01:03:34,660 --> 01:03:37,540 Sorry my friend. Duty calls! 597 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:40,950 The Baroness didn't see this. 598 01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:42,660 You'll crush me, Baron. 599 01:03:42,790 --> 01:03:44,660 What is that? 600 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:51,040 Pah, the grey thugs. They're everywhere, like fleas. 601 01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:54,290 Get out of here, you beer gut! 602 01:04:02,620 --> 01:04:03,910 Milk. 603 01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:07,790 The port's closed. There's meat rotting on the galleys. 604 01:04:07,910 --> 01:04:09,750 I don't know why! 605 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,080 I have a secret to tell you. 606 01:04:14,950 --> 01:04:18,040 That doctor, in the King's castle. He's not Budakh. 607 01:04:18,410 --> 01:04:22,500 He actually worked in the port, by the cholera pit. 608 01:04:25,290 --> 01:04:26,830 And Budakh... 609 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,410 Fish like milk. 610 01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:32,200 No, noble Don, fish don't like milk. 611 01:04:32,330 --> 01:04:33,500 Fish like milk. 612 01:04:33,580 --> 01:04:35,580 I'm telling you, fish don't like milk. 613 01:04:35,660 --> 01:04:37,160 Fish like milk. 614 01:04:38,750 --> 01:04:41,750 Let's just agree that fish like milk. 615 01:04:43,250 --> 01:04:45,830 I'm the Captain of the Crown Guard. 616 01:04:46,450 --> 01:04:49,660 It doesn't matter what your Baron, that beer gut, says... 617 01:04:49,870 --> 01:04:53,660 I have a troop of haberdashers for him! 618 01:04:53,910 --> 01:04:55,330 So you'll be bringing haberdashers from the colonies until the end of time. 619 01:04:55,330 --> 01:04:57,000 Fuck it. So you'll be bringing haberdashers from the colonies until the end of time. 620 01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:58,250 So you'll be bringing haberdashers from the colonies until the end of time. 621 01:04:58,750 --> 01:05:00,200 That's all? 622 01:05:08,620 --> 01:05:10,250 Fish like milk. 623 01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:12,750 Fish like milk. 624 01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:18,660 Yes, they do. They like it. Milk. 625 01:05:29,660 --> 01:05:31,370 Quiet. Shhh! 626 01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:36,250 Where's Fika the Redhead, the butcher? 627 01:05:47,290 --> 01:05:49,040 Go away, boy. 628 01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:51,410 You're a God! 629 01:05:56,660 --> 01:05:59,120 And if I am a God... 630 01:06:02,580 --> 01:06:03,870 You have fish up your ass! 631 01:06:03,950 --> 01:06:12,410 lf I'm a God, then why am I on your arrest list? 632 01:06:20,910 --> 01:06:21,660 Shame on you! 633 01:06:21,660 --> 01:06:25,620 You're a God because you're a God! 634 01:06:45,450 --> 01:06:48,250 Where's Fika the Redhead, the butcher? 635 01:06:54,910 --> 01:06:58,000 There's a soul, or there's no soul... 636 01:06:58,660 --> 01:07:01,290 I stole some ham, I said, it's for you. A great piece. 637 01:07:01,410 --> 01:07:04,870 Listen, "An impotent and inept one"... Go away! 638 01:07:05,830 --> 01:07:09,040 "An impotent and inept one will give up without knowing where 639 01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:13,330 the monster's heart is, and if the monster even has one". Is that bad? 640 01:07:13,500 --> 01:07:15,000 No, it's not bad! 641 01:07:15,290 --> 01:07:18,580 What makes you better? Because they gave you the cook? 642 01:07:19,500 --> 01:07:22,410 Go buy me a barrel of wine. 643 01:07:22,660 --> 01:07:26,580 Don't come near me. Or you'll end up in the Tower of Joy. 644 01:07:26,700 --> 01:07:30,160 And you'll die on the way there because you're a coward! 645 01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:32,910 - Get out of the city! - Thanks! 646 01:07:33,290 --> 01:07:36,040 - I'll go stay with my mother. - Get out already. 647 01:07:37,660 --> 01:07:42,040 I'll twist! I'll twist my sword for a year! 648 01:07:43,250 --> 01:07:45,910 I will... I will block! 649 01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:49,450 Baron! Step out of the way! 650 01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:56,620 You've broken the 3rd commandment! Quiet! 651 01:07:56,910 --> 01:07:59,250 Really? What commandment? 652 01:07:59,660 --> 01:08:01,290 Don't draw a sword in a tavern! 653 01:08:01,290 --> 01:08:02,000 But I have no other sword! Don't draw a sword in a tavern! 654 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:03,580 But I have no other sword! 655 01:08:05,660 --> 01:08:08,160 Go home now! 656 01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:15,660 It's too bad the Baroness can't see me now! 657 01:08:16,750 --> 01:08:18,250 - Victory. - Yes. 658 01:08:18,370 --> 01:08:21,830 Write her. I can't. She's all alone there. 659 01:08:24,790 --> 01:08:29,370 Estorian wine for everyone. And the best whores. 660 01:08:29,580 --> 01:08:36,160 I'll have an elderly... venerable woman serve me. 661 01:08:38,830 --> 01:08:40,870 It's so hard for me! 662 01:08:42,540 --> 01:08:45,750 Write her so she can feel it. 663 01:09:00,950 --> 01:09:03,250 Arata! 664 01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:46,120 Yes. A very strict officer! Very. 665 01:09:51,950 --> 01:09:54,660 Very. A very strict officer! 666 01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:04,910 Get out of here! Nobody comes here. 667 01:10:24,330 --> 01:10:26,410 He's going to beat us. 668 01:10:55,950 --> 01:11:00,500 Hey! He's a very, very strict officer! 669 01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:07,250 It's cold. 670 01:11:07,410 --> 01:11:09,620 What are you thinking? 671 01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:17,870 A dog with spurs! I’ll rip your balls off!... 672 01:13:16,160 --> 01:13:18,700 What's wrong with you? 673 01:13:23,540 --> 01:13:26,540 Just a little. I'll puke! 674 01:13:31,330 --> 01:13:32,660 Why didn't you come? 675 01:13:32,790 --> 01:13:35,830 The Prince is nibbling on her tits. Creepy. 676 01:13:45,290 --> 01:13:48,330 Let me do it, eh? And Rumata will purr... 677 01:13:49,750 --> 01:13:51,200 What have you got? 678 01:13:55,080 --> 01:14:00,750 Why did the flower wither in the mysterious garden? 679 01:14:03,580 --> 01:14:06,910 His wife ran away. Freak. 680 01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:10,450 Why is my ass bleeding? Second day in a row now! 681 01:14:10,540 --> 01:14:15,200 A nobleman should be clean and smell good! 682 01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:22,790 I'll finish sleeping in the attic. 683 01:14:23,700 --> 01:14:25,370 Mice, mice. 684 01:14:57,040 --> 01:14:58,330 Mice, mice. 685 01:15:01,950 --> 01:15:04,160 ...and smell good. 686 01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:08,080 Shit. 687 01:15:09,290 --> 01:15:11,290 More shit. 688 01:15:25,950 --> 01:15:27,500 I swear... 689 01:15:57,250 --> 01:15:58,200 Well? 690 01:15:58,250 --> 01:16:02,080 Don Rumata of Estor! You're under arrest! Hand over your swords! 691 01:16:02,450 --> 01:16:04,540 - Really? - Yes. 692 01:16:05,410 --> 01:16:06,910 What? 693 01:16:13,120 --> 01:16:14,950 Don't fart. 694 01:16:20,700 --> 01:16:23,000 Hey, your swords! 695 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:28,830 - Take whatever you want! - Rumata can cut the double Soanian armor! 696 01:16:28,910 --> 01:16:31,370 - It's sharp! - Give up your swords! 697 01:16:31,450 --> 01:16:32,080 What's up, rednecks? 698 01:16:32,080 --> 01:16:34,830 Give up your swords! What's up, rednecks? 699 01:16:34,830 --> 01:16:35,660 What's up, rednecks? 700 01:16:36,330 --> 01:16:38,910 I recognize this one. He stole a fur coat from me! 701 01:16:39,330 --> 01:16:43,200 You give me the fur coat, and I'll give you my swords. Deal? 702 01:16:43,330 --> 01:16:47,330 - Who stole a fur coat? - Soldiers! Spears! 703 01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:53,160 There, in the chest! Like this! 704 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:59,250 Now, everyone look at the tip of my nose! 705 01:17:11,500 --> 01:17:13,950 Go fuck yourselves! 706 01:17:39,040 --> 01:17:40,660 Hold it. 707 01:17:55,370 --> 01:17:57,250 What now? 708 01:18:06,330 --> 01:18:08,290 I said cut it! 709 01:18:11,700 --> 01:18:13,540 The Lieutenant got caught in the net! 710 01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:20,700 I'm a Lieutenant of the guards! Let me go! I'll stab all of you! 711 01:18:26,120 --> 01:18:29,250 I'm a Lieutenant of the guard. You put me in a net?! 712 01:18:29,450 --> 01:18:33,160 I'll stab all ofyou! Where are the swords? 713 01:18:33,830 --> 01:18:38,330 Careful, or this one will get out. And then he'll start lashing at us. 714 01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:47,000 You toothless jerk, I'll cut your balls off! 715 01:18:48,910 --> 01:18:52,870 You fat ass, come on, drag me somewhere! 716 01:19:23,250 --> 01:19:26,160 What, Don, you're not having fun? 717 01:19:49,290 --> 01:19:51,620 Lieutenant, you haven't peed yourself in vain. 718 01:20:03,410 --> 01:20:06,000 I'm a Lieutenant of the Royal Guard! 719 01:20:07,540 --> 01:20:11,160 The net's accidental... 720 01:20:11,250 --> 01:20:15,160 Go for a drive, go for a drive... 721 01:20:23,750 --> 01:20:25,450 This way. 722 01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:34,000 Here's Don Rumata. Our old arch enemy. 723 01:20:41,080 --> 01:20:42,870 It smells like shit. 724 01:20:44,080 --> 01:20:49,410 The King's poisoner! Hang him, what else? 725 01:20:49,580 --> 01:20:52,790 You're an idiot, Kusis. And a walking dead man! 726 01:20:55,250 --> 01:20:58,910 That's an interesting idea. 727 01:21:08,370 --> 01:21:10,160 That's it, gentlemen! 728 01:21:12,500 --> 01:21:16,410 I'm Colonel Kusis! 729 01:21:18,080 --> 01:21:19,830 Good. 730 01:21:21,250 --> 01:21:22,870 Get the stamp. 731 01:21:26,410 --> 01:21:28,660 That's sap from Kusis! 732 01:21:29,080 --> 01:21:31,410 Now that's really it, gentlemen! 733 01:21:31,540 --> 01:21:34,200 The hat of sorrow. 734 01:21:49,450 --> 01:21:51,750 You know what's bad? Not that you're a Lieutenant. 735 01:21:51,910 --> 01:21:54,660 - Don't! - But that you're a grey. 736 01:21:55,540 --> 01:21:57,750 But it doesn't hurt. It doesn't. 737 01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:10,250 Don Rumata, what are you doing? 738 01:22:10,500 --> 01:22:12,040 And what? 739 01:22:18,160 --> 01:22:19,750 Cloth. 740 01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:22,160 Give me your hand. 741 01:22:28,950 --> 01:22:30,500 Soldiers. 742 01:22:31,700 --> 01:22:33,250 Tenth. 743 01:22:41,330 --> 01:22:43,450 That's enough. 744 01:22:46,950 --> 01:22:49,950 - Noble Don Rumata... - It stinks. 745 01:22:51,910 --> 01:22:53,910 Noble Don Rumata... 746 01:22:54,160 --> 01:22:55,950 Maybe not a Don? 747 01:22:58,500 --> 01:23:00,410 My trophy. 748 01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:03,750 Maybe not noble? 749 01:23:03,910 --> 01:23:07,540 Old man, you're out of our mind! 750 01:23:12,120 --> 01:23:15,080 Straight from Irukan. 751 01:23:24,250 --> 01:23:25,950 Who's that? 752 01:23:26,330 --> 01:23:31,540 That's you! Actually, the last Rumata of Estor died of a bad disease. 753 01:23:31,620 --> 01:23:34,450 He was 85, and we've had you for 20 years... 754 01:23:34,450 --> 01:23:35,660 Wow. He was 85, and we've had you for 20 years... 755 01:23:37,250 --> 01:23:40,580 - The grandson is a redhead! - He's allowed. 756 01:23:42,410 --> 01:23:44,250 OK. Right now. 757 01:23:46,160 --> 01:23:50,290 That's mine too. All your papers. 758 01:23:51,950 --> 01:23:54,580 Rumata, you're 105 years old. 759 01:23:56,500 --> 01:23:59,370 - 105? - He's 105! 760 01:24:06,290 --> 01:24:11,700 Really? 40, and carry 5 over. It doesn't add up. 761 01:24:11,870 --> 01:24:14,200 Hey, knight, come here! 762 01:24:14,540 --> 01:24:15,540 What? 763 01:24:15,700 --> 01:24:19,040 What difference does it make, plus or minus one legend? 764 01:24:23,080 --> 01:24:27,870 Never! Not in the new state! 765 01:24:28,120 --> 01:24:29,290 Never. 766 01:24:30,830 --> 01:24:34,620 Why is there crap on the floor? The cleaners need a flogging. 767 01:24:34,830 --> 01:24:37,160 Damn. And that duck... 768 01:24:37,830 --> 01:24:40,290 Don Rumata, the empire's best swordsman. 769 01:24:40,450 --> 01:24:45,250 186 duels and not a single dead body. Only ears. 770 01:24:47,160 --> 01:24:50,080 A total of 372 ears. 771 01:24:55,660 --> 01:24:57,370 Hello! 772 01:24:57,660 --> 01:24:59,370 Hello! 773 01:25:03,160 --> 01:25:07,660 Ears really hurt, you should believe me! Ouch. 774 01:25:08,540 --> 01:25:10,620 Right out of your ass. 775 01:25:11,450 --> 01:25:13,500 Hey, come here. 776 01:25:16,830 --> 01:25:20,040 If you swing the sword from the right, the hair gets in the way, and then... 777 01:25:22,450 --> 01:25:27,750 Let me go. Why do you keep doing that? That's horrible. 778 01:25:34,870 --> 01:25:40,830 I know where you got your combat technique. 779 01:25:41,830 --> 01:25:43,790 Nobody can escape from you. 780 01:25:47,290 --> 01:25:50,160 You shouldn't, old man. 781 01:25:50,330 --> 01:25:52,870 Inhuman technique! 782 01:25:53,250 --> 01:25:56,750 You're a fool. Show me your ears. 783 01:25:58,660 --> 01:26:00,410 You're scared. 784 01:26:01,830 --> 01:26:05,750 I'm not scared of anyone. You're scared. 785 01:26:06,200 --> 01:26:08,830 Help him. 786 01:26:09,370 --> 01:26:17,290 Humble children of the Order landed last night at the Arkanar port. 30,000 of them! 787 01:26:20,410 --> 01:26:24,040 No more conceited greys. 788 01:26:29,290 --> 01:26:33,160 Arata the Hunchback's men are being hung by the tracts. 789 01:26:34,870 --> 01:26:38,500 Let me introduce myself, I'm the Vicar of the Order. 790 01:26:38,830 --> 01:26:43,000 Combat Master of Lands Beyond the Strait. Of the islands, etc. How's that? 791 01:26:43,250 --> 01:26:45,040 Great. 792 01:26:48,910 --> 01:26:51,330 - What? - The Master's boot. 793 01:26:51,500 --> 01:26:54,200 You can't even imagine. 794 01:26:55,080 --> 01:26:59,620 You are on the edge of such a fiery abyss. 795 01:27:08,120 --> 01:27:09,910 Look. 796 01:27:14,410 --> 01:27:15,870 Come on, that's a boot. 797 01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:17,620 Does it stink? 798 01:27:18,870 --> 01:27:22,660 It's such a trifle matter. You have to understand. 799 01:27:24,910 --> 01:27:28,120 A man comes to you every night. For 7 years now! 800 01:27:28,120 --> 01:27:29,080 It's a lie! A man comes to you every night. For 7 years now! 801 01:27:29,250 --> 01:27:34,080 You even called for a witch doctor to get rid of him, but it's impossible! 802 01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:34,580 You'll grow horns if you keep lying. 803 01:27:34,580 --> 01:27:37,080 You wrapped your head in a hide. You'll grow horns if you keep lying. 804 01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:39,330 But that's heresy! You wrapped your head in a hide. You'll grow horns if you keep lying. 805 01:27:39,700 --> 01:27:43,580 When a man opens his eyes and looks at you. Right? 806 01:27:43,790 --> 01:27:47,370 - Bullcrap. - Right? 807 01:28:06,250 --> 01:28:09,790 So, when a man opens his eyes, 808 01:28:12,910 --> 01:28:14,580 he says... Raise my eyelids. 809 01:28:14,580 --> 01:28:16,580 You can not hide! he says... Raise my eyelids. 810 01:28:16,580 --> 01:28:18,080 he says... Raise my eyelids. 811 01:28:18,500 --> 01:28:23,000 And you scream so loudly that your old lady pees her pants. 812 01:28:23,700 --> 01:28:26,450 Am I right? Come here. 813 01:28:28,160 --> 01:28:30,000 Your old lady pees her pants. 814 01:28:39,500 --> 01:28:49,250 That man with the eyes... that's me! 815 01:28:50,040 --> 01:28:51,750 That's me. 816 01:28:54,580 --> 01:28:56,250 Get out. 817 01:28:56,790 --> 01:28:59,450 A larger pan. Some rags. 818 01:29:08,410 --> 01:29:11,080 Boots. The spur's bent. 819 01:29:30,870 --> 01:29:35,250 Maybe the abyss belched you out. Maybe you're a God's son. 820 01:29:37,750 --> 01:29:41,040 I'm having trouble too. There's a mouse there. 821 01:29:42,910 --> 01:29:44,700 - Go away. - There's a mouse. 822 01:29:44,830 --> 01:29:46,370 What? 823 01:29:48,120 --> 01:29:50,410 - There too? - Great. 824 01:29:55,540 --> 01:29:59,660 I can't take it anymore. My head will explode. 825 01:29:59,790 --> 01:30:01,410 Ugh, go away! 826 01:30:01,660 --> 01:30:04,080 I'm lapsing into heresy. 827 01:30:04,370 --> 01:30:08,830 The mouse is wet and scared too. 828 01:30:09,620 --> 01:30:13,040 I'm a broad-minded man. I could. 829 01:30:13,160 --> 01:30:14,870 Then why don't you? 830 01:30:24,120 --> 01:30:32,000 Then why don't you? But learn to jump out of my way first. 831 01:30:33,410 --> 01:30:37,160 I said, get out of here. Leave me alone! 832 01:30:39,620 --> 01:30:42,370 That's right. 833 01:30:42,660 --> 01:30:44,000 Give it to me. 834 01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:49,250 A nice, big enema, Don Reba. 835 01:30:56,830 --> 01:31:01,250 Excuse me. The highest decoration of the Order. For you. 836 01:31:01,540 --> 01:31:03,620 - This is for you. - Good. 837 01:31:03,700 --> 01:31:06,450 That's all I can do. And take your Budakh. 838 01:31:08,660 --> 01:31:10,660 You go, too. 839 01:31:11,330 --> 01:31:12,500 Me too? 840 01:31:12,620 --> 01:31:14,040 Sure. 841 01:31:14,250 --> 01:31:15,500 Yes. 842 01:31:21,160 --> 01:31:23,080 3 pounds of crap! 843 01:31:23,200 --> 01:31:27,750 Can you explain why you need these miserable people,so that I can fall asleep? 844 01:31:27,950 --> 01:31:32,200 They are useless and bad for any state. 845 01:31:36,040 --> 01:31:38,160 The bookworms? 846 01:31:41,870 --> 01:31:45,410 You see, the fact that I'm talking to you 847 01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:51,080 doesn't necessarily mean we're having a conversation. 848 01:31:52,080 --> 01:31:55,580 Why did you serve such rotten food? 849 01:32:01,830 --> 01:32:03,700 Don, your stuff... 850 01:32:11,370 --> 01:32:13,660 Good fish... 851 01:32:25,660 --> 01:32:27,410 One of the flies... 852 01:32:35,500 --> 01:32:40,200 It was an Order. And humble were its children. 853 01:32:40,910 --> 01:32:45,080 200 or so years ago the Order owned the Lands Beyond the Strait. 854 01:32:45,330 --> 01:32:48,950 Luckily, a plague broke out, sucking the Order dry. 855 01:32:49,500 --> 01:32:54,290 It was now rotting away in the south, over the mountains. 856 01:32:55,370 --> 01:33:01,160 But then it recovered. And then it got here, ruthless like Brazilian ants. 857 01:33:01,580 --> 01:33:04,700 Rumata thought about sending at least Muga there. 858 01:33:04,910 --> 01:33:07,540 But never got around to it. 859 01:33:28,910 --> 01:33:31,080 You have so much stuff. 860 01:33:31,330 --> 01:33:35,330 Hey, hold this. Only wipe your hands! 861 01:33:45,410 --> 01:33:47,250 Naughty. 862 01:33:52,950 --> 01:33:55,330 Have some milk, Don. 863 01:34:13,290 --> 01:34:17,330 Gur, weren't you the smartest? 864 01:34:29,700 --> 01:34:31,540 Sod off. 865 01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:35,330 Right. 866 01:34:37,160 --> 01:34:39,500 No longer a wheel. 867 01:34:39,830 --> 01:34:42,040 What did you say? 868 01:34:43,910 --> 01:34:46,000 Fuck off! 869 01:34:48,080 --> 01:34:49,910 Are you insane? 870 01:35:04,500 --> 01:35:06,080 Great. 871 01:35:15,870 --> 01:35:17,660 Like autumn leaves. 872 01:35:17,830 --> 01:35:21,950 Your autumn leaves clutter the scaffold. 873 01:35:22,500 --> 01:35:26,250 Yes. Oh, boots... the leather is bent. 874 01:35:35,370 --> 01:35:39,410 Eh, doesn't matter if they get pecked out. 875 01:35:39,500 --> 01:35:42,580 Rustling all the time. Wind. 876 01:35:48,450 --> 01:35:52,410 Nice place. do you want me to hang the poet over here? 877 01:35:59,580 --> 01:36:01,660 Don, I recognized you right away. 878 01:36:03,580 --> 01:36:05,370 I've been branded by the monks. 879 01:36:05,500 --> 01:36:07,450 I belong to you now. 880 01:36:57,160 --> 01:37:00,580 Don't be mad, Don. Have a potato. 881 01:37:07,250 --> 01:37:10,160 Haven't you heard how many ears I've cut off? 882 01:37:10,250 --> 01:37:13,200 - Yes, we have... - That hurts. 883 01:37:14,410 --> 01:37:17,250 Give me that little umbrella. 884 01:37:19,580 --> 01:37:24,660 Ears, ears ... It's just ridiculous. 885 01:37:26,500 --> 01:37:28,450 Here's a suitable ear. 886 01:37:28,620 --> 01:37:31,200 You're a grown man, after all. 887 01:37:34,870 --> 01:37:37,500 - I'll wipe my hands and give it back. - Let me go. On the grass. 888 01:37:41,660 --> 01:37:46,290 It's wrong. Don't do that. 889 01:37:54,250 --> 01:37:56,200 Close it. 890 01:38:08,660 --> 01:38:11,870 He's been chained like this since he was 3. 891 01:38:12,160 --> 01:38:14,950 Why? Why? 892 01:38:15,080 --> 01:38:17,620 If you let him go, he'll die. 893 01:38:34,660 --> 01:38:36,500 See? 894 01:38:40,040 --> 01:38:42,040 I'll... 895 01:38:47,330 --> 01:38:49,410 Stop! I said, stop! 896 01:38:50,910 --> 01:38:53,250 Churchly youngsters. 897 01:38:55,540 --> 01:38:57,790 What about the bags? 898 01:39:00,660 --> 01:39:04,330 - Don't you need your fingers? Wanna chop them? - Hang him. 899 01:39:08,450 --> 01:39:12,250 Say that you fell. Don't say you were born with your lip like that. 900 01:39:12,450 --> 01:39:17,410 You fell. Remember that. 901 01:39:18,830 --> 01:39:20,330 Take this. 902 01:39:21,080 --> 01:39:24,450 Don't hide anything. Blame the redheads. 903 01:39:24,620 --> 01:39:28,870 Don't argue with anyone. Listen to me! 904 01:39:31,700 --> 01:39:33,830 You think you're the only one. 905 01:39:37,290 --> 01:39:38,620 Learn this! 906 01:39:38,790 --> 01:39:44,330 A scholar is not an enemy. The enemy is a scholar in doubt. 907 01:39:47,250 --> 01:39:48,790 Don't! 908 01:39:49,080 --> 01:39:50,910 Learn this! 909 01:39:53,000 --> 01:39:54,910 In the name of the Order! 910 01:39:58,620 --> 01:40:00,120 In its name! 911 01:40:13,540 --> 01:40:15,750 You'll kill him, Don. 912 01:40:17,950 --> 01:40:19,620 In the name of the Order. 913 01:40:20,870 --> 01:40:22,540 In its name. 914 01:40:35,160 --> 01:40:36,620 What? 915 01:40:41,370 --> 01:40:44,700 That's all. 916 01:42:13,620 --> 01:42:17,620 Come here, bastards. We allow you to go inside as guests. 917 01:43:04,120 --> 01:43:06,370 Gee up! 918 01:43:13,370 --> 01:43:15,290 You said... 919 01:43:28,200 --> 01:43:30,500 We're killing whores. 920 01:43:35,830 --> 01:43:39,830 She spreads her legs, and this thing is on a spring. 921 01:43:46,040 --> 01:43:48,750 Rips them to pieces! 922 01:43:48,910 --> 01:43:51,410 The girl didn't even cough. 923 01:43:54,160 --> 01:43:56,000 The Order! 924 01:43:58,950 --> 01:44:01,660 Flowed out a lot from her... 925 01:44:05,870 --> 01:44:07,830 With spurs. 926 01:44:09,040 --> 01:44:10,870 Noble Don! 927 01:44:11,950 --> 01:44:16,500 Where did you get your hands..? On this thing! 928 01:44:16,700 --> 01:44:19,200 It rips... 929 01:44:27,540 --> 01:44:33,580 What joy for everyone. Wipe off my temple. 930 01:44:46,580 --> 01:44:48,450 - What? - What? 931 01:44:48,660 --> 01:44:50,620 - What? - Fuck off. 932 01:45:10,700 --> 01:45:14,790 A thought entered his head and settled there for good. 933 01:45:14,950 --> 01:45:17,080 Don Reba must be killed! 934 01:45:17,250 --> 01:45:20,580 Just kill him and not think about the consequences. 935 01:45:36,540 --> 01:45:38,700 What's going on here? 936 01:45:42,580 --> 01:45:45,160 We're being flogged here, Rumata! 937 01:45:46,750 --> 01:45:51,160 Where's your sword? Did you hand it in, noble Don? 938 01:46:00,160 --> 01:46:01,750 I see. 939 01:46:03,410 --> 01:46:07,410 I have this shrub. It's in blossom, so beautiful! It's a sign! 940 01:46:07,450 --> 01:46:11,290 When I was little, Don Reba used to give me ripe rides on a shovel, in the winter. 941 01:46:11,500 --> 01:46:16,540 See how much more freely one can breathe in the new, free Arkanar. 942 01:46:17,790 --> 01:46:20,580 And wine's cheaper now, too! 943 01:46:42,250 --> 01:46:43,660 Leave me alone! 944 01:46:43,910 --> 01:46:47,700 - Come on, chew. - They put salt on the flogging rods. 945 01:46:48,000 --> 01:46:49,330 So are you breathing freely in the new, free Arkanar? 946 01:46:49,330 --> 01:46:51,660 Why? What's the salt for? So are you breathing freely in the new, free Arkanar? 947 01:46:51,660 --> 01:46:55,000 So are you breathing freely in the new, free Arkanar? 948 01:46:55,160 --> 01:46:58,200 - Here. - I lost the tablet. 949 01:47:01,790 --> 01:47:05,330 Here. Stick it up your ass. Your ass, not this one! 950 01:47:05,500 --> 01:47:10,000 Try to make sure the hangman sees it. 951 01:47:14,660 --> 01:47:18,160 - Okay, okay, I said! - Until the day I die, Rumata. 952 01:47:23,540 --> 01:47:25,450 Take off your hat. 953 01:47:25,660 --> 01:47:28,750 The Keu barons have always had privileges! 954 01:47:28,870 --> 01:47:32,290 The Order accepts no privileges. 955 01:47:33,580 --> 01:47:34,910 7 heavy rod whips! 956 01:47:35,040 --> 01:47:38,000 - Why heavy ones? - For thoughts without enthusiasm. 957 01:47:38,120 --> 01:47:39,870 Give me Budakh. 958 01:47:40,120 --> 01:47:43,330 I'll do it. Here's your doctor. 959 01:47:44,580 --> 01:47:47,330 Attaboy. You remember about the ears, right? 960 01:47:47,450 --> 01:47:50,500 Yeah. Berry. 961 01:47:53,870 --> 01:47:57,500 Leave it to me. They'll steal everything. 962 01:47:57,700 --> 01:47:59,000 It is not necessary at all. 963 01:47:59,080 --> 01:48:02,040 The Dons have funny asses. Like toads! 964 01:48:02,120 --> 01:48:04,370 Like your face! 965 01:50:16,620 --> 01:50:18,700 It has be like this, yes. 966 01:50:28,290 --> 01:50:30,580 - Don, I'll pay for the balls. - Go to hell! 967 01:50:30,580 --> 01:50:31,330 Baron, but it's me who found you! Why are you so... 968 01:50:31,330 --> 01:50:33,200 So good that I found you... Baron, but it's me who found you! Why are you so... 969 01:50:33,200 --> 01:50:37,200 Baron, but it's me who found you! Why are you so... 970 01:50:40,120 --> 01:50:42,160 Doubled up. 971 01:50:46,830 --> 01:50:53,330 A courtier must be clean and fragrant. Right? 972 01:51:01,000 --> 01:51:02,540 What's wrong, Baron? 973 01:51:02,700 --> 01:51:05,750 My nose has burst. 974 01:51:10,330 --> 01:51:12,500 I'm so glad I found you. 975 01:51:14,160 --> 01:51:17,000 When you were arrested, I ran here. 976 01:51:17,700 --> 01:51:21,330 There were 1,000 blacks here. I beat them until... 977 01:51:22,120 --> 01:51:23,330 Oh my God... 978 01:51:23,450 --> 01:51:26,580 Then they threw a cow on me. From the bridge. 979 01:51:26,790 --> 01:51:30,580 - Watch your leg, Baron. - Wait, I'll press on the door... 980 01:51:45,830 --> 01:51:50,620 How their crummy skulls will crack under our baronial swords! 981 01:51:51,500 --> 01:51:53,160 Attack, Barons! 982 01:52:10,370 --> 01:52:17,500 Here's Budakh, not Rudakh. Alive and well. Eating for the road. 983 01:52:18,160 --> 01:52:22,410 He looks fine and his teeth are intact. 984 01:52:25,870 --> 01:52:28,160 Are you Budakh from Irukan? 985 01:52:32,500 --> 01:52:34,700 Baron, this is Budakh. 986 01:52:51,950 --> 01:52:54,160 - It was me who turned him in. - Why? 987 01:52:54,580 --> 01:52:56,330 Baron. 988 01:52:57,080 --> 01:52:59,790 Firstly, because he has a dog's name. 989 01:52:59,950 --> 01:53:03,750 - Secondly... wait. - Secondly what, Baron? 990 01:53:03,750 --> 01:53:05,370 I did something wrong. - Secondly... wait. - Secondly what, Baron? 991 01:53:05,370 --> 01:53:05,540 - Secondly... wait. - Secondly what, Baron? 992 01:53:07,160 --> 01:53:10,660 I made all of this, every little piece, with my own two hands. 993 01:53:10,750 --> 01:53:14,950 20 years. My whole life. 994 01:53:19,000 --> 01:53:21,330 Now I come here to eat. 995 01:53:22,700 --> 01:53:24,410 To hell with you! 996 01:53:38,950 --> 01:53:41,870 Baron, I need a nail file... 997 01:53:53,500 --> 01:53:56,080 The stuff is right there, on the left. 998 01:54:00,080 --> 01:54:01,870 Go be a soldier, son. 999 01:54:14,950 --> 01:54:17,200 Don't you dare look... 1000 01:54:25,080 --> 01:54:29,870 Baron or noble Don who let them flog himself... 1001 01:54:30,000 --> 01:54:32,410 Baron, the stuff! 1002 01:54:48,660 --> 01:54:51,410 - Celestial fire. - Do not fart, you... 1003 01:54:53,330 --> 01:54:55,160 Smelly bastard. 1004 01:55:00,080 --> 01:55:01,870 Little by little... 1005 01:55:26,250 --> 01:55:31,580 My noble friend, are my legs really skinny and white now? 1006 01:55:32,580 --> 01:55:34,700 Nice, nice legs. 1007 01:55:35,790 --> 01:55:37,370 Why are you sniffing me? 1008 01:55:42,620 --> 01:55:45,200 - Got lost in thought. - And here I am. 1009 01:55:45,370 --> 01:55:47,000 And the forehead is wonderful. 1010 01:55:47,080 --> 01:55:50,410 Do you know what kind of Baron I am? And you're just a wise guy. 1011 01:55:50,540 --> 01:55:52,830 He'll teach me to read. Then I'll be wise, too. 1012 01:55:52,950 --> 01:55:55,160 But you'll never become a Baron. 1013 01:56:01,700 --> 01:56:04,120 If you catch a cold, I'll get in trouble. 1014 01:56:19,870 --> 01:56:21,910 Forgive me, Bow-wow. 1015 01:56:25,040 --> 01:56:28,830 My friend, give him money. A lot of it. 1016 01:56:32,660 --> 01:56:35,410 - My ribs haven't healed yet. - I'll be gentle... 1017 01:56:35,410 --> 01:56:37,620 They'll close the gates, then we're dead. We'll have to go back. 1018 01:56:37,620 --> 01:56:39,950 They'll open it right back. They'll close the gates, then we're dead. We'll have to go back. 1019 01:56:40,450 --> 01:56:43,830 I beg you... Don't... Baron... 1020 01:56:46,000 --> 01:56:48,000 What if you catch a cold? 1021 01:56:49,120 --> 01:56:53,250 Introduce me to this Lieutenant who is so worried about my health. 1022 01:56:53,500 --> 01:56:55,410 Got it? Now go. 1023 01:57:00,410 --> 01:57:02,410 Such a turkey. 1024 01:57:03,830 --> 01:57:08,750 Buy an eye. It reflects light. 1025 01:57:12,870 --> 01:57:15,500 - I got a knife as a gift. - A knife as a gift, you say? 1026 01:57:15,750 --> 01:57:18,790 By the way, I saw your Baga recently. 1027 01:57:32,370 --> 01:57:37,120 Where are the asshole archers? Eating turnip? 1028 01:57:37,250 --> 01:57:38,750 Freeze! 1029 01:57:39,410 --> 01:57:41,250 They’ll all be whipped. 1030 01:58:01,000 --> 01:58:08,410 Such fun again. The sword, my friend! 1031 01:58:18,580 --> 01:58:20,910 Where are the archers? 1032 01:58:35,410 --> 01:58:38,910 Hey, Baron... you won't learn to read now. 1033 01:58:39,000 --> 01:58:45,000 I can't teach you, bow-wow. How can I do it? No way now. 1034 01:58:52,410 --> 01:58:57,910 Baron Pampa del Bao-no of Arkanar wasn't tried by the Big Royal Court. 1035 01:58:58,250 --> 01:59:02,660 Neither was he killed by the poison of the mountain bee or executed on the square. 1036 01:59:03,500 --> 01:59:07,870 He was just pierced with a dozen of arrows and thrown on a pile of trash. 1037 01:59:08,660 --> 01:59:12,830 Rotten turnips and sour cinnamon were dumped on top of him. 1038 01:59:13,750 --> 01:59:18,870 At night, paupers will rip everything off his huge, strong white body. 1039 02:00:09,870 --> 02:00:13,950 - Let me go! - He's pulling the rope on purpose. 1040 02:00:26,620 --> 02:00:28,500 Where did we stop, Budakh? It's impossible to talk like this. 1041 02:00:28,500 --> 02:00:30,080 Let me go! Where did we stop, Budakh? It's impossible to talk like this. 1042 02:00:30,080 --> 02:00:31,200 Where did we stop, Budakh? It's impossible to talk like this. 1043 02:00:31,700 --> 02:00:36,750 I asked questions, you didn't answer. I asked you, 1044 02:00:37,330 --> 02:00:41,250 what would you do if you were a God? 1045 02:00:44,330 --> 02:00:45,250 I wouldn't have any problems urinating. 1046 02:00:45,250 --> 02:00:46,750 Damn it, they won't let us talk. I wouldn't have any problems urinating. 1047 02:00:46,750 --> 02:00:50,330 Damn it, they won't let us talk. But that's heresy... More, more. 1048 02:00:50,330 --> 02:00:50,450 But that's heresy... More, more. 1049 02:00:50,450 --> 02:00:51,160 Pee as long as you need, and then we'll talk. But that's heresy... More, more. 1050 02:00:51,160 --> 02:00:55,700 Pee as long as you need, and then we'll talk. 1051 02:00:55,750 --> 02:00:57,040 I can't. 1052 02:01:01,080 --> 02:01:04,410 The main thing - is not to think about it. Relax. 1053 02:01:06,910 --> 02:01:08,040 You have to beat him on the ass. 1054 02:01:08,200 --> 02:01:13,950 And if you could give advice to a God? If he asked for it? 1055 02:01:14,040 --> 02:01:15,000 He peed on the rope. 1056 02:01:15,160 --> 02:01:17,120 That wouldn't be heresy, would it? 1057 02:01:19,660 --> 02:01:22,580 I'd say, "Creator..." 1058 02:01:23,450 --> 02:01:25,290 Why pee on my boots? 1059 02:01:35,660 --> 02:01:39,500 You've come, and we're leaving. 1060 02:01:43,700 --> 02:01:47,330 Someone killed two slaves over there. It wasn't us. 1061 02:01:49,750 --> 02:01:52,410 We're officers of the Order. 1062 02:01:54,910 --> 02:01:56,660 We're off to sleep. 1063 02:02:02,040 --> 02:02:04,080 Got it, wise guy? 1064 02:02:12,950 --> 02:02:14,580 He goes on peeing. 1065 02:02:14,950 --> 02:02:16,330 Come on. 1066 02:02:16,540 --> 02:02:22,160 I'd say... "Creator! Give people everything that separates them." 1067 02:02:22,160 --> 02:02:26,410 How much longer? No, that wouldn't do them any good. I'd say... "Creator! Give people everything that separates them." 1068 02:02:27,660 --> 02:02:30,370 Finally. Thank God. That wouldn't do them any good. 1069 02:02:30,500 --> 02:02:33,200 Because the strong will take everything from the weak. 1070 02:02:35,200 --> 02:02:37,330 Why are you giving me an empty flask? 1071 02:02:37,910 --> 02:02:45,040 I'd say, "Punish the cruel, so that the strong restrain from being cruel." 1072 02:02:46,580 --> 02:02:50,410 As soon as the strong and cruel are punished, 1073 02:02:50,660 --> 02:02:53,000 the stronger ones of the weak will take their place. 1074 02:02:53,200 --> 02:02:58,200 You know that yourself... You're a fool, Budakh. 1075 02:02:58,580 --> 02:03:02,000 Get out of here. I don't need you. 1076 02:03:05,330 --> 02:03:07,250 Why are you yelling at me? 1077 02:03:08,660 --> 02:03:10,330 Get out of here! 1078 02:03:14,580 --> 02:03:16,500 One splash... 1079 02:03:18,750 --> 02:03:23,200 One splash and your face is gone. 1080 02:03:25,410 --> 02:03:34,120 I'd say, "Creator, if you exist, blow us away. Like dust or puss. 1081 02:03:34,370 --> 02:03:38,540 Or leave us rot like we are. Destroy all of us. 1082 02:03:38,700 --> 02:03:41,330 - Everyone." - Here. 1083 02:03:41,700 --> 02:03:44,080 It's easy to destroy. 1084 02:03:44,830 --> 02:03:48,580 The lice-ridden, the sick, and even the children. 1085 02:03:53,790 --> 02:03:56,410 My heart is full of pity. 1086 02:03:58,500 --> 02:04:00,790 I can't do that. 1087 02:04:06,080 --> 02:04:07,500 Well... 1088 02:04:09,120 --> 02:04:10,910 Let's go home. 1089 02:04:28,000 --> 02:04:29,620 Rain showers... 1090 02:04:47,500 --> 02:04:51,290 There were a lot of greys. Uno was wearing your shirt. 1091 02:04:51,410 --> 02:04:56,950 It was too loose on him. He was shooting from the stairs. 1092 02:04:57,160 --> 02:05:01,080 The greys put a noose around his neck and strangled him. 1093 02:05:01,160 --> 02:05:05,080 And then the blacks came and started killing the greys. 1094 02:05:08,330 --> 02:05:10,160 One black gave me this. See? Don't touch it. 1095 02:05:10,160 --> 02:05:11,080 Why? One black gave me this. See? Don't touch it. 1096 02:05:11,160 --> 02:05:14,750 Don't touch. They gave me this sign. 1097 02:05:15,160 --> 02:05:18,000 Told me to come to the Tower of Joy tomorrow. 1098 02:05:18,450 --> 02:05:21,330 - Why did you take it? - Look what they gave me. 1099 02:05:22,830 --> 02:05:26,660 They told me to come tomorrow. 1100 02:05:27,250 --> 02:05:29,830 Give it to me. Don’t touch it, give it back! 1101 02:05:37,330 --> 02:05:40,370 He was sitting there. All the cucumbers are now in shit. 1102 02:05:42,250 --> 02:05:45,080 He got in the barrel with pickles! 1103 02:05:47,080 --> 02:05:49,120 It smells... 1104 02:05:59,250 --> 02:06:03,620 I had a mare, and now all I have is this collar. 1105 02:06:03,750 --> 02:06:05,540 Throw it out. 1106 02:06:07,120 --> 02:06:11,000 Everyone, get out. I'm going to wash my ass. 1107 02:06:21,250 --> 02:06:25,040 Let him lie over there. 1108 02:06:30,250 --> 02:06:32,160 All this anguish... 1109 02:07:03,410 --> 02:07:05,330 I thought you were hanged by the neck. 1110 02:07:07,910 --> 02:07:09,660 How could I have come if I had been? 1111 02:07:09,750 --> 02:07:12,910 Indeed. How have you come, Arata, if you were hanged? 1112 02:07:13,040 --> 02:07:13,910 Arata The Hunchback! 1113 02:07:13,910 --> 02:07:16,950 My back. Goran likes cripples. 1114 02:07:17,120 --> 02:07:19,080 - You're a cripple! - He sees everything. 1115 02:07:19,200 --> 02:07:22,410 First my guys trusted this virgin. 1116 02:07:26,080 --> 02:07:27,370 Old whore... 1117 02:07:29,040 --> 02:07:30,660 Don. The Don of peasants! 1118 02:07:30,790 --> 02:07:32,620 Higher! 1119 02:07:35,790 --> 02:07:38,290 - You don't know how to make sausage. - I thought he was bigger. 1120 02:07:38,660 --> 02:07:40,580 Then they trusted the monks. 1121 02:07:40,750 --> 02:07:48,790 Those are now hanging them by the balls on the same trees. 1122 02:07:53,910 --> 02:07:56,580 I almost forgot you're a God! 1123 02:07:57,830 --> 02:07:59,580 That's too bad. 1124 02:08:05,700 --> 02:08:07,870 Your water is cold... 1125 02:08:09,790 --> 02:08:12,000 Boil some water! 1126 02:08:13,160 --> 02:08:15,500 Once l was being hanged on an old galley. 1127 02:08:15,500 --> 02:08:16,750 I caught the chicken. Once l was being hanged on an old galley. 1128 02:08:20,500 --> 02:08:24,040 I jumped off just in time. 1129 02:08:28,000 --> 02:08:31,950 There was a captain. 1130 02:08:42,450 --> 02:08:44,540 Very courteous. 1131 02:08:46,290 --> 02:08:48,250 Come here, angel! 1132 02:08:50,330 --> 02:08:52,080 Don't stare. 1133 02:08:59,330 --> 02:09:01,120 Come on. 1134 02:09:04,620 --> 02:09:06,500 One's too much for you. 1135 02:09:14,290 --> 02:09:16,040 I knew a while back that the God died! 1136 02:09:16,160 --> 02:09:17,660 Did he really?! 1137 02:09:19,040 --> 02:09:21,830 He used to pull this load like a horse. 1138 02:09:22,000 --> 02:09:28,080 Then he got snotty and died. 1139 02:09:28,750 --> 02:09:30,580 There's no other way! 1140 02:09:31,580 --> 02:09:33,250 There's no other way. 1141 02:09:37,580 --> 02:09:39,660 It's hard for a God. 1142 02:09:47,160 --> 02:09:50,500 I saw you getting snotty today. 1143 02:09:56,080 --> 02:09:58,160 - You... - These are wasps. 1144 02:09:59,950 --> 02:10:01,700 Wasps... 1145 02:10:19,500 --> 02:10:21,410 It's a joke. 1146 02:10:21,910 --> 02:10:24,000 I have bad news for you. 1147 02:10:24,200 --> 02:10:30,950 Today you'll give us your fiery chariot and these shirts. 1148 02:10:33,830 --> 02:10:37,080 And in the morning you'll lead us! 1149 02:10:37,250 --> 02:10:39,830 - Or else?... - Or else what? 1150 02:10:40,790 --> 02:10:42,330 Or else... 1151 02:10:44,660 --> 02:10:47,660 you have a soft white belly and a bellybutton. 1152 02:10:47,750 --> 02:10:51,160 If you poke it, there'll be a wind. 1153 02:10:51,870 --> 02:10:52,950 Burst. 1154 02:10:53,080 --> 02:10:54,910 My belly button. 1155 02:10:59,200 --> 02:11:00,910 Come on. 1156 02:11:04,040 --> 02:11:07,250 - I'm afraid it won't be easy. - It will. Very easy. 1157 02:11:08,080 --> 02:11:09,410 That was a bird. 1158 02:11:13,000 --> 02:11:15,040 That's an omen. For money. 1159 02:11:15,250 --> 02:11:17,080 You'll fly to your Daddy. 1160 02:11:17,080 --> 02:11:18,570 Everyone will one day. You'll fly to your Daddy. 1161 02:11:18,640 --> 02:11:19,790 Like birds. 1162 02:11:26,580 --> 02:11:28,160 Get out of here. 1163 02:11:43,000 --> 02:11:47,290 Will we have enough water? Somebody, hold my wallet. Arata! 1164 02:12:22,750 --> 02:12:25,580 That's the way it is, cow. 1165 02:12:43,750 --> 02:12:45,410 Leave the ring. 1166 02:12:54,370 --> 02:12:55,580 Give it to me. 1167 02:12:55,750 --> 02:12:57,330 No, not this. 1168 02:13:12,540 --> 02:13:15,370 I wouldn't kill you. 1169 02:13:16,040 --> 02:13:17,410 Really? 1170 02:13:25,250 --> 02:13:27,250 You don't know that yourself. 1171 02:13:29,290 --> 02:13:31,450 You're so dressed up. 1172 02:13:32,500 --> 02:13:35,080 - How was the trip here? - Fine. 1173 02:13:41,000 --> 02:13:45,660 I'm not going to get you the throne. That's the truth. 1174 02:13:51,500 --> 02:13:53,250 That was right. 1175 02:13:54,120 --> 02:13:55,830 That was right. 1176 02:13:56,160 --> 02:14:00,790 I'd burn this gold and black vermin as far as 12 generations back. 1177 02:14:02,870 --> 02:14:04,830 That, you're good at! 1178 02:14:07,080 --> 02:14:09,080 That, you're good at. 1179 02:14:12,580 --> 02:14:16,080 And you'd give the land to your men. Right? 1180 02:14:16,250 --> 02:14:17,410 Yeah. 1181 02:14:17,580 --> 02:14:19,660 Who's there? 1182 02:14:20,120 --> 02:14:23,620 A wise guy. I know him well. He's a fool. 1183 02:14:24,040 --> 02:14:25,700 Pour some more water. 1184 02:14:26,040 --> 02:14:27,500 It happens. 1185 02:14:28,620 --> 02:14:30,200 Pour the water! 1186 02:14:34,830 --> 02:14:40,250 A man's skin is made up of tiny holes, which he also uses to breathe. 1187 02:14:40,410 --> 02:14:44,160 If you cover a man with tar... that'll be it. 1188 02:14:47,910 --> 02:14:49,370 That's for you. 1189 02:14:49,500 --> 02:14:50,410 That's it? 1190 02:14:50,540 --> 02:14:55,500 Good boy, Arata. Without it, they won't let you out of the city. 1191 02:14:57,160 --> 02:14:58,660 Tell me... 1192 02:14:59,500 --> 02:15:05,660 Tell me, Arata. So you have given the land to your men. 1193 02:15:07,080 --> 02:15:11,080 Who needs land without slaves? 1194 02:15:11,500 --> 02:15:16,870 Tell me, who needs land without slaves? 1195 02:15:21,750 --> 02:15:25,540 There'll be new slaves. New scaffolds. 1196 02:15:26,000 --> 02:15:28,330 New golds. New blacks. 1197 02:15:28,660 --> 02:15:30,910 Everything will start again. 1198 02:15:38,910 --> 02:15:44,290 And a new Arata. And a God won't be able to do anything. 1199 02:15:47,160 --> 02:15:48,580 That's sad. 1200 02:15:48,700 --> 02:15:51,450 I'd never allow that, you louse. 1201 02:15:52,370 --> 02:15:55,540 Sure. Quiet now. Quiet. 1202 02:15:56,410 --> 02:15:58,160 You wouldn't be able to do anything. 1203 02:15:58,370 --> 02:16:03,750 You'd allow it, like everyone else has and always will. 1204 02:16:05,080 --> 02:16:06,540 For thousands of years. 1205 02:16:07,160 --> 02:16:09,000 What do we do then? 1206 02:16:09,410 --> 02:16:11,540 The same as always. 1207 02:16:14,870 --> 02:16:17,160 The same as always... 1208 02:16:17,790 --> 02:16:20,250 One, two... 1209 02:16:22,250 --> 02:16:24,950 You're a redheaded bastard. 1210 02:16:28,750 --> 02:16:30,250 Muga, 1211 02:16:32,290 --> 02:16:35,160 introduce him to your tobacconist! 1212 02:16:35,660 --> 02:16:38,000 They'll be good friends! 1213 02:16:40,040 --> 02:16:44,000 Chase him with sticks through the barnyard. 1214 02:17:06,580 --> 02:17:07,870 Hey Don! 1215 02:17:23,200 --> 02:17:28,410 Alright then. So what happens to me? 1216 02:17:28,950 --> 02:17:31,330 You'll remain in songs. 1217 02:17:32,250 --> 02:17:34,250 That's it? 1218 02:17:34,950 --> 02:17:39,950 It's not really that little, believe me. 1219 02:18:48,040 --> 02:18:51,040 A goose! Come here! 1220 02:19:34,290 --> 02:19:40,040 Master, the blacks are asking for the girl with the sign. 1221 02:19:40,330 --> 02:19:43,410 I knew it. That's it! 1222 02:19:45,750 --> 02:19:48,410 Let's cut some ears! 1223 02:19:59,620 --> 02:20:03,870 Stop shaking. Let me eat. 1224 02:20:09,000 --> 02:20:10,370 My arm hurts. 1225 02:20:17,500 --> 02:20:19,040 Want some? 1226 02:20:24,660 --> 02:20:26,410 Fuck off, old man! 1227 02:20:27,080 --> 02:20:35,040 You'll go with me. You'll confirm there's a boy in my belly. Goran's grandson. 1228 02:20:35,160 --> 02:20:37,000 Seriously? Already? 1229 02:20:37,290 --> 02:20:38,290 I won't go without my pants. My pants are wet now. 1230 02:20:38,290 --> 02:20:39,410 You will. I won't go without my pants. My pants are wet now. 1231 02:20:46,040 --> 02:20:52,160 Eighteen generations of noble ancestors. Royal blood and no pants! 1232 02:20:52,790 --> 02:20:56,660 I won't go without them. Give me dry pants and I'll go to war. I want silver pants. 1233 02:20:56,660 --> 02:20:58,450 I don't want to be covered with fat and burned. I won't go without them. Give me dry pants and I'll go to war. I want silver pants. 1234 02:20:58,450 --> 02:21:01,500 I don't want to be covered with fat and burned. 1235 02:21:01,580 --> 02:21:03,040 Like a chicken. 1236 02:21:04,790 --> 02:21:07,790 Don't go if you don't want to. Ferret! 1237 02:21:14,660 --> 02:21:15,790 Fine. 1238 02:21:25,580 --> 02:21:30,410 I'll chase them into the gulf. Up to their asses. I promise. 1239 02:21:38,370 --> 02:21:41,370 I'm sorry you didn't know Baron Pampa. 1240 02:21:50,750 --> 02:21:52,790 Forget it! Forget it, I said. 1241 02:21:58,160 --> 02:22:00,580 You could at least clean the house! 1242 02:22:03,160 --> 02:22:05,700 - Have you found any? - No. 1243 02:22:11,200 --> 02:22:12,750 Yes, these. 1244 02:22:16,830 --> 02:22:18,160 You fool! 1245 02:22:19,450 --> 02:22:23,410 The turtle was eating mice in the pants. 1246 02:22:23,830 --> 02:22:26,660 I found some. And the turtle, too. 1247 02:22:40,000 --> 02:22:42,910 - Laces. - What? Laces? 1248 02:22:44,500 --> 02:22:46,620 You said something about laces? 1249 02:22:59,540 --> 02:23:03,830 Have you brought my swords, silly girl? 1250 02:23:55,790 --> 02:23:58,000 Blood is sticky. 1251 02:24:46,910 --> 02:24:49,450 Okay. There. 1252 02:25:33,910 --> 02:25:39,830 God, if you exist, stop me. 1253 02:27:34,410 --> 02:27:40,080 Run... God decided to start killing. 1254 02:27:43,160 --> 02:27:45,200 Let him give us his swords and that's all! 1255 02:27:45,410 --> 02:27:46,120 Where? Where are you going? He's leaving! 1256 02:27:46,120 --> 02:27:47,500 Go away! Where? Where are you going? He's leaving! 1257 02:27:47,500 --> 02:27:47,620 Where? Where are you going? He's leaving! 1258 02:27:47,620 --> 02:27:48,080 Goran! I'm the God! Where? Where are you going? He's leaving! 1259 02:28:17,660 --> 02:28:21,410 Stop! No, not Arima! 1260 02:28:21,790 --> 02:28:26,120 There he is. See, he eats monkeys. 1261 02:28:27,370 --> 02:28:29,120 Arima. 1262 02:28:29,910 --> 02:28:31,750 My name is Arima. 1263 02:28:47,290 --> 02:28:49,290 My name is Arima! 1264 02:28:51,750 --> 02:28:53,870 That's not a problem. 1265 02:28:56,950 --> 02:29:00,080 - Well, well... - Silver bones... 1266 02:29:00,330 --> 02:29:02,080 It wasn't me who brought all of them. Some strange monk did. 1267 02:29:02,080 --> 02:29:04,080 They'll all be punished. It wasn't me who brought all of them. Some strange monk did. 1268 02:29:04,080 --> 02:29:04,910 It wasn't me who brought all of them. Some strange monk did. 1269 02:29:04,910 --> 02:29:04,950 These people are like kids. It wasn't me who brought all of them. Some strange monk did. 1270 02:29:04,950 --> 02:29:05,450 These people are like kids. 1271 02:29:05,450 --> 02:29:08,660 He was standing there, calling. These people are like kids. 1272 02:29:08,660 --> 02:29:08,750 These people are like kids. 1273 02:29:08,790 --> 02:29:09,250 I saw him. He had a wall-eye. 1274 02:29:09,250 --> 02:29:10,830 ...like kids... I saw him. He had a wall-eye. 1275 02:29:10,830 --> 02:29:11,290 I saw him. He had a wall-eye. 1276 02:29:11,660 --> 02:29:15,450 A crippled hunchback monk. He brought all these fools! 1277 02:29:15,450 --> 02:29:16,000 Start looking, or I'll flog you to death! A crippled hunchback monk. He brought all these fools! 1278 02:29:16,000 --> 02:29:17,290 Start looking, or I'll flog you to death! 1279 02:29:17,870 --> 02:29:18,700 I'm the Eye of the Order. That's my job. 1280 02:29:18,700 --> 02:29:20,410 It's a mistake. I'm the Eye of the Order. That's my job. 1281 02:29:20,410 --> 02:29:21,620 I'm the Eye of the Order. That's my job. 1282 02:29:21,830 --> 02:29:24,870 It's a mistake. It was some strange monk. 1283 02:29:32,000 --> 02:29:34,040 Is this blood or what? 1284 02:29:34,830 --> 02:29:36,830 It stinks. 1285 02:29:37,000 --> 02:29:38,330 What? 1286 02:29:39,700 --> 02:29:44,000 The Creator gave us pain. I went to university too. 1287 02:29:44,250 --> 02:29:46,370 Arima... 1288 02:29:46,790 --> 02:29:49,120 I'm the Eye of the Order. 1289 02:29:53,500 --> 02:29:55,580 My hands are slippery. 1290 02:29:57,080 --> 02:29:58,950 Slippery... 1291 02:30:02,000 --> 02:30:04,750 I'll kill everyone here. 1292 02:30:11,410 --> 02:30:14,160 And you too, student! 1293 02:30:14,620 --> 02:30:16,250 There. 1294 02:30:25,700 --> 02:30:27,410 Heresy! 1295 02:30:29,120 --> 02:30:30,040 - Heresy! - Get out of here! 1296 02:30:30,040 --> 02:30:31,410 Remove it! - Heresy! - Get out of here! 1297 02:30:31,410 --> 02:30:31,750 - Heresy! - Get out of here! 1298 02:30:32,160 --> 02:30:34,790 - Quiet! What are you looking at? - Heresy! 1299 02:30:35,830 --> 02:30:39,000 - Out of my way, rot! - What? 1300 02:30:59,910 --> 02:31:01,910 I didn't take anything! 1301 02:31:11,910 --> 02:31:14,250 The hat of sorrow! 1302 02:31:19,580 --> 02:31:22,000 No one steals from the Order. 1303 02:31:26,950 --> 02:31:28,910 Everyone. 1304 02:31:39,580 --> 02:31:46,450 God, stop me. It's as if it's wasn't me. 1305 02:31:49,620 --> 02:31:53,080 Not everyone's destined. I can't either. 1306 02:31:56,080 --> 02:32:00,450 I feel nauseous. It's just... why? Here's a gift for you. 1307 02:32:00,540 --> 02:32:05,580 It's from the court martial. Summons to the office. 1308 02:32:06,160 --> 02:32:09,160 The Tower of Joy. Not funny. He's here too. 1309 02:32:09,290 --> 02:32:12,830 Already? What did I do? I never left the house. 1310 02:32:12,830 --> 02:32:13,790 Get out! Already? What did I do? I never left the house. 1311 02:32:13,950 --> 02:32:16,870 That's death. And that's life. 1312 02:32:17,040 --> 02:32:19,450 Life. And life again. 1313 02:32:25,160 --> 02:32:33,410 Here. Your destiny. Kiun from Tin Street. Defamation of the Order. 1314 02:32:33,580 --> 02:32:36,000 That's serious. Nothing good about you either. 1315 02:32:36,200 --> 02:32:37,700 And we... hah. 1316 02:32:38,160 --> 02:32:41,000 You can pardon all these ones, Don. 1317 02:32:44,830 --> 02:32:46,830 We'll fuck you like a woman. 1318 02:32:47,160 --> 02:32:55,580 Why don’t you give me, the stupid Don, 200 more street luvvies. 1319 02:32:57,200 --> 02:32:59,910 You'll find someone else instead. 1320 02:33:01,040 --> 02:33:03,330 It makes no difference to you who to burn. 1321 02:33:06,540 --> 02:33:08,500 Isn't that right, student? 1322 02:33:41,790 --> 02:33:43,120 Master! 1323 02:33:43,700 --> 02:33:45,200 Stop. 1324 02:33:45,660 --> 02:33:47,370 Put the boards down. 1325 02:34:01,410 --> 02:34:02,870 Water, anyone? 1326 02:34:03,500 --> 02:34:05,000 Up! 1327 02:34:19,540 --> 02:34:21,910 - Ribs! - I'm lower than everyone. 1328 02:34:22,000 --> 02:34:23,450 Another chain. 1329 02:34:27,080 --> 02:34:28,790 Henroost. 1330 02:34:29,040 --> 02:34:32,250 Rock him so that the shit drips off. 1331 02:34:47,370 --> 02:34:49,040 Student. 1332 02:35:05,200 --> 02:35:11,160 An impotent and inept one will give up without knowing 1333 02:35:12,450 --> 02:35:18,330 where the monster's heart is, and if the monster even has one. 1334 02:36:08,620 --> 02:36:11,160 Don, I think I've gone blind! 1335 02:37:01,910 --> 02:37:03,660 It's an officer. 1336 02:37:05,330 --> 02:37:07,250 It squelches. 1337 02:37:19,450 --> 02:37:21,330 It has always been like this here. 1338 02:37:56,330 --> 02:37:59,250 Ugh! You're so... 1339 02:38:03,290 --> 02:38:05,540 - Let me go! I'll stab you! - Yeah. 1340 02:38:23,000 --> 02:38:24,660 It's slippery. 1341 02:38:26,290 --> 02:38:27,950 Hello then. 1342 02:38:30,080 --> 02:38:31,290 What might be... nothing might be. 1343 02:38:31,290 --> 02:38:32,700 You'll pee your pants! What might be... nothing might be. 1344 02:38:32,700 --> 02:38:32,830 What might be... nothing might be. 1345 02:38:33,370 --> 02:38:36,660 I'll show you something. With a wall-eye. 1346 02:38:36,830 --> 02:38:37,330 Again! Didn't I... 1347 02:38:37,330 --> 02:38:38,790 You'll pee your pants! Again! Didn't I... 1348 02:38:38,950 --> 02:38:41,160 Okay, nevermind. 1349 02:38:53,000 --> 02:38:54,700 An egg. 1350 02:39:06,330 --> 02:39:09,160 Shush. Flies. 1351 02:39:16,750 --> 02:39:18,040 Look. 1352 02:39:18,620 --> 02:39:21,330 This is Arata the Hunchback. 1353 02:39:21,450 --> 02:39:24,910 So, wall-eyed man... You rotten? 1354 02:39:27,910 --> 02:39:30,120 Why didn't you spare the young girl? 1355 02:39:30,250 --> 02:39:31,950 - You bastard. - That's bovine... 1356 02:39:32,160 --> 02:39:34,080 The arrow is marked! 1357 02:39:34,200 --> 02:39:36,750 - You idiot! It's a boar. - This is bovine... 1358 02:39:37,120 --> 02:39:39,330 - It's a boar! - This is bovine... 1359 02:39:39,660 --> 02:39:41,250 It's a boar. 1360 02:39:41,580 --> 02:39:44,290 I'll tear it off! It's a boar. 1361 02:39:49,000 --> 02:39:50,160 - Get out! - Shut up! 1362 02:39:50,250 --> 02:39:52,790 Leave him, he's suffered enough. 1363 02:39:57,500 --> 02:40:00,370 It was Arata who killed the girl! 1364 02:40:00,830 --> 02:40:03,250 The mark on the arrow is the same. 1365 02:40:06,160 --> 02:40:10,700 He wanted to draw Rumata out against the blacks. 1366 02:40:10,830 --> 02:40:16,790 But instead drew him against himself. 1367 02:40:34,910 --> 02:40:36,910 One more egg. 1368 02:41:05,000 --> 02:41:07,410 I challenge you! 1369 02:42:01,580 --> 02:42:03,330 Witch. 1370 02:42:10,330 --> 02:42:12,410 It squelches. 1371 02:43:00,620 --> 02:43:02,830 The coins, Condor! 1372 02:43:12,040 --> 02:43:14,080 I saw it first! 1373 02:43:27,450 --> 02:43:29,450 Condor, there's something shiny over there. 1374 02:43:29,620 --> 02:43:30,910 Where? 1375 02:43:31,790 --> 02:43:33,540 I'm not flying to the Earth with you! 1376 02:43:33,540 --> 02:43:35,620 No, nothing. I'm not flying to the Earth with you! 1377 02:43:36,290 --> 02:43:38,290 I'm not flying to the Earth! 1378 02:43:41,120 --> 02:43:44,200 That's stupid, Pashka. You'll be sorry if you go behind my back. 1379 02:43:47,160 --> 02:43:49,120 Fine. 1380 02:43:57,200 --> 02:43:59,700 See what I learned here? 1381 02:44:02,500 --> 02:44:04,870 If you say no - then no. 1382 02:44:05,160 --> 02:44:07,000 Actually, you know what... 1383 02:44:18,410 --> 02:44:20,660 Well, you old ass? 1384 02:44:23,620 --> 02:44:26,910 This is not my work, it's yours. 1385 02:44:33,580 --> 02:44:33,660 You fucking theorist. 1386 02:44:33,660 --> 02:44:34,950 You're a pice of shit! You fucking theorist. 1387 02:44:34,950 --> 02:44:35,000 You fucking theorist. 1388 02:44:35,080 --> 02:44:37,200 - You're a pice of shit! - What are you doing here? 1389 02:44:37,410 --> 02:44:38,830 The shit of the Siou bird. 1390 02:44:38,950 --> 02:44:41,410 You're all set for life in a nuthouse on the Earth. 1391 02:44:41,660 --> 02:44:43,000 Or maybe in jail. 1392 02:44:43,000 --> 02:44:44,040 And you are a thief. Or maybe in jail. 1393 02:44:44,160 --> 02:44:46,500 Or maybe you even have a brain tumor. 1394 02:44:46,500 --> 02:44:47,660 And you are a thief. Or maybe you even have a brain tumor. 1395 02:44:47,750 --> 02:44:49,870 The shit of the Siou bird! 1396 02:44:50,450 --> 02:44:53,040 The shit of the Siou bird! 1397 02:44:53,250 --> 02:44:54,500 Remember! 1398 02:44:54,700 --> 02:44:55,160 You'll go to the nuthouse! 1399 02:44:55,160 --> 02:44:56,870 There are snakes there! You'll go to the nuthouse! 1400 02:44:59,290 --> 02:45:01,830 Here, take this. 1401 02:45:02,620 --> 02:45:06,950 He's a thief, and you keep throwing gloves. 1402 02:45:08,330 --> 02:45:11,540 Pashka, we're dueling. It has come to this! 1403 02:45:16,410 --> 02:45:18,580 A God can get tired, too. 1404 02:45:20,910 --> 02:45:22,830 You fucking practician. 1405 02:45:23,750 --> 02:45:27,620 Get out of here. I'm sleepy. Get out. 1406 02:45:29,750 --> 02:45:31,370 Well, well... 1407 02:45:36,450 --> 02:45:38,080 They say... 1408 02:45:40,540 --> 02:45:44,040 You write books, but you have no thoughts. 1409 02:45:44,160 --> 02:45:46,450 Here's one for you. 1410 02:45:47,200 --> 02:45:50,330 Where greys triumph... there's always... 1411 02:45:51,120 --> 02:45:52,910 Wait. 1412 02:45:53,080 --> 02:45:57,200 Where greys triumph, blacks inevitably come eventually. 1413 02:45:57,330 --> 02:46:00,660 There's no other way. Remember. Now leave. 1414 02:46:00,870 --> 02:46:02,410 Leave now. 1415 02:46:04,830 --> 02:46:12,830 Hey, if you write about me, and you'll probably have to... 1416 02:46:13,000 --> 02:46:15,290 Write that it's... 1417 02:46:16,290 --> 02:46:21,160 hard to be a God! 1418 02:46:38,120 --> 02:46:40,040 I'm going to get some sleep. 1419 02:47:27,910 --> 02:47:30,790 God, spit on me, so that I'm never sick. 1420 02:47:30,950 --> 02:47:33,000 I won't be sick. Spit on me! 1421 02:47:33,540 --> 02:47:36,450 Spit in my hand, too. I'll take it to my brother. 1422 02:47:38,040 --> 02:47:38,870 Let me go, you freak! 1423 02:47:38,870 --> 02:47:39,330 Don't you dare call him a God! Let me go, you freak! 1424 02:47:39,330 --> 02:47:41,540 Don't you dare call him a God! 1425 02:47:42,160 --> 02:47:43,950 Shoo! We'll be punished! 1426 02:47:44,910 --> 02:47:47,700 Come on, a kid won't speak in vain. 1427 02:47:47,870 --> 02:47:50,290 He's not looking at me. Why won't you look at me? 1428 02:47:50,290 --> 02:47:50,620 Shut up. He's not looking at me. Why won't you look at me? 1429 02:47:50,620 --> 02:47:51,250 Shut up. Come on, look at me! 1430 02:47:51,250 --> 02:47:52,410 Come on, look at me! 1431 02:47:52,580 --> 02:47:54,250 Stop hovering. These university guys. 1432 02:47:54,330 --> 02:47:55,580 They kept running around the tower, screaming. 1433 02:47:55,660 --> 02:47:57,500 The fat one didn't want to fly. 1434 02:47:59,750 --> 02:48:01,580 Stronger than beer. 1435 02:48:04,500 --> 02:48:07,500 Don Leonardo and Don Fatso. 1436 02:48:07,620 --> 02:48:11,330 They killed each other. Here. 1437 02:48:34,950 --> 02:48:36,620 Why? 1438 02:48:43,500 --> 02:48:46,410 You bastards! 1439 02:48:48,500 --> 02:48:50,910 It's Don Leonardo. 1440 02:48:53,000 --> 02:48:55,250 They drank away the round glass and the boards. 1441 02:48:55,250 --> 02:48:56,450 So what? They drank away the round glass and the boards. 1442 02:48:56,450 --> 02:48:57,330 They drank away the round glass and the boards. 1443 02:48:57,450 --> 02:49:00,290 - So what? - Nothing. 1444 02:49:05,290 --> 02:49:10,660 Muga, what does your tobacconist say? Where is he? 1445 02:49:10,830 --> 02:49:14,950 He left his house and never came back. It happens. 1446 02:49:15,080 --> 02:49:18,620 Will you find him? I told you to take the tights off. 1447 02:49:18,700 --> 02:49:20,750 Why don't you take them off? 1448 02:49:21,160 --> 02:49:22,750 I'll take them off right now. 1449 02:49:25,750 --> 02:49:27,620 The fact is that... painfully... 1450 02:49:43,250 --> 02:49:44,410 You're fucking nuts! 1451 02:49:46,790 --> 02:49:57,160 Once I also left my house, like him, and never came back. 1452 02:50:03,080 --> 02:50:04,500 What? 1453 02:50:09,370 --> 02:50:11,540 Out of the way, noble Don! 1454 02:50:14,330 --> 02:50:18,500 Out of the way, noble Don! Or the wheel will get on your boot. 1455 02:52:55,580 --> 02:53:00,580 Hey, you forgot the chair, fools! 1456 02:53:23,410 --> 02:53:25,830 Do you like the music? 1457 02:53:27,410 --> 02:53:29,620 I don't know... 1458 02:53:32,830 --> 02:53:37,000 It makes my tummy hurt. Yes. 1459 02:54:38,870 --> 02:54:41,750 A special thanks for assistance in creating this film goes to 1460 02:54:41,870 --> 02:54:44,830 Aleksei Kudrin Mikhail Prokhorov 1461 02:56:46,580 --> 02:56:54,080 The film features the poem "Hamlet" by Boris Pasternak 109069