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Hi. I'm trying to keep non-medical
personnel from coming back here.
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I'm the Chief of Medicine.
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I'm the Chief of Slag-smacking,
so I'd keep moving if I were you.
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That's very clever.
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Being clever is not how I got the job.
Smacking slags is.
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J.D.: Unfortunately for Jordan,
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Dr. Maddox can zero inon someone's biggest insecurity.
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You're old.
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J.D.: See, she was an odd combinationof super-friendly...
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Hey, rock star.
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...and soulless.
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This guy's insurance only covers
three days of ICU care,
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so we've got to get him
out of here today, okay?
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You know what? I'll take care of it.
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You know what I did
for the first time last week?
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Windsurfing.
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By the way, it's really hard.
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I wouldn't know about that.
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Trust me, it is.
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This guy.
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Die!
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Why won't you die?
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Treat them and street them.
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J.D.: And she wasn't the only womandriving me crazy.
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Listen, Jo, medically speaking,
your performance is outstanding.
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But you're not great with your patients.
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Watch Ed. See, he develops a rapport.
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Now, I know Ed's not perfect...
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Matrix. All three movies, one house.
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- You in?
- Sure.
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Sorry, no room.
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For starters, I heard he smokes plants.
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Still, I need you to connect
with your patients, okay?
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If they need some sympathy,
dig down in your soul and find some.
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Yo, Mr. Harris.
It sucks you'll never walk again.
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MR. HARRIS: Hell, yeah, it does.
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- Better, right?
- No. No, Jo. He lost his feet.
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J.D.: I don't have time for Jo,
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because once a year,Turk and I go to a great steakhouse
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and have the mostbromantic night ever.
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- Dude.
- J.D.: And that magical evening
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was finally here.
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- Steak night!
- Steak night!
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Give me some of that.
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How come I don't know about
that super-tight new greeting?
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Steak night!
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It's not a greeting, Ed.
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It is now. Shawn.
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- Steak night!
- Steak night!
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How does he
start things so quickly?
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He's very talented.
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May your mushrooms
always be saut�ed
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and your onions always be grilled.
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Gravy, fellows.
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- Gravy, Ed.
- Creamed spinach, yo.
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- No.
- Okay.
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I can't do this all on my own
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No, I know
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I'm no Superman
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I'm no Superman
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Dude, you've seen
the new administrative assistant?
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J.D.: For some reason, whenever I seea pretty girl for the first time,
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I always imagine her hairblowing in slow-mo.
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Unfortunately, Turk knows this,
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so I have to snap out of itbefore he messes with me.
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Too slow.
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Dude, I almost had you.
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Well, score one for J. Dizzle.
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Hot-dog pen!
Count it, honky-face.
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Listen, you shouldn't be wasting
your calories on hot dogs, anyway.
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For God's sake,
steak night is five minutes away.
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Hey. Shall we sing?
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J.D.: The steak night songwas to be sung every steak night,
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and had been for the last decade.
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- All clear.
- J.D.: The dance was new.
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We're going to steak nightwe're gonna eat it right
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Steak is such a treatit is the world's best meat
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We're going to steak nightwe're gonna eat it right
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- Excuse me. Doctors?
- Come on!
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- What is your problem, lady?
- What the heck, yo? Listen to me.
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- We let you do your thing.
- You don't interrupt.
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- All right, calm down. Calm down.
- You don't...
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We'll finish in the bathroom
at the restaurant.
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I'm so sorry, could one of you
change the I.V. In 103?
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Mmm.
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Nothing like the taste of fresh bag.
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I just picked it this morning.
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The only thing
that would make it any better
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is if it was being hooked up
by that foxy little dish over there.
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Damn my psyche.
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So, Mr. Valentine...
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Call me George.
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George, what are you in for?
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J.D.: We think of hospitals as placeswhere people go to heal,
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but they're also placeswhere people go to die.
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And George was definitely going soon.
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Ischemic bowel disease. I'm so sorry.
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Hey, I've lived to 70 plus years,
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I've had a great old time
while I was here.
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J.D.: He's over 70?Black people have the greatest skin.
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- No.
- But honestly,
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I don't know
why people are so afraid of dying.
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Tell me about it.
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When you're around death
as much as we are,
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you kind of lose your fear of it.
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It's one of the benefits of working here.
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Look, we're on our way out to dinner,
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but is there anything we can get you
before we go?
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I'd kill for a cigar.
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You know, I'm dying
and I'm not allowed to have a cigar?
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What do the nurses
think is gonna happen?
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They're probably thinking you could
accidentally ignite that oxygen tank
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and it'll blow up the whole ICU,
pretty much killing everybody here.
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How about a beer?
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I'm just saying.
Who behaves that way at a mini-mart?
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I'm sorry, Turk, but when I put
that single beer down on the counter,
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and the 18-year-old
check-out kid is like, "Oh, big night?"
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It just pissed me off, you know?
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- I mean, who is he to judge us?
- Yeah.
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He needs to know we're not
two lame-o's with nothing going on.
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So that's why you bought the box
of condoms and the flare gun?
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Exactly. Now, whenever he thinks of us,
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he'll picture us splitting a beer,
sexing up the ladies
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and shooting off flares.
You know, like men do.
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- That does sound pretty awesome.
- I knew you'd come around.
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You're good at that.
You're good at that.
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Incoming!
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Hey, guys.
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I assume you've already met
my sharp young lawyer
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who's gonna help me with my will?
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You said I could help you.
All this work for nothing.
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Ted. Ted! He means you.
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Man.
I did this on my typewriter.
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I'll be back in 11 hours.
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Mmm.
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Oh, God, that tastes good.
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You guys gonna join me, right?
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They kind of frown on doctors
drinking beer around here.
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And plus, I'm allergic to barley.
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Wait. I've seen you drink beer before.
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And every time I did,
I had to have an antihistamine first.
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- I don't remember that.
- Fine, Turk. I'll tell George the truth.
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Even though I'm a man,
I don't like beer.
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I prefer appletinis,
they make me feel fancy.
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There. You hurt and embarrassed me.
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- Are you happy?
- Little bit.
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Guys, don't you have a dinner to go to?
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George, don't worry, there's no rush.
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No, no.
Don't you stick around on my account.
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Come on now, I've got family coming
pretty soon. I'm fine.
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J.D.: And then I saidthe only thing I could think of
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to a manwho might not be here tomorrow.
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It was nice to meet you, George.
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Yes, it was.
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You, too.
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We're going to steak nightWe're gonna eat it right
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Ted, three-part harmony.
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Steak is such a treatit is the world's best meat
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Big finish.
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Steak night!
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Hot dang, just like a choir.
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Hey, are you working on George's will?
Can you make two copies?
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We need one for his family,
they're headed down here.
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Family?
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He's leaving all his stuff to charity.
He doesn't have any family.
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Not G!
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- Why would George lie?
- I have no idea.
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So he's all alone.
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Well, what do you want to do?
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We're going to steak night,
and damn it, we're going to eat it right.
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And I'd prefer it
if you put your hand right there, buddy.
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Yeah, but he likes to be here.
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J.D.: I know it seems callous to leave,
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but whoever takes careof George tonight
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will be just as compassionate as us.
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Mr. Valentine,
I'm Dr. Mahoney.
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My attending really wants me
to connect with my patients,
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so if it's okay with you,
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I thought I'd get the ball rolling
with a personal story.
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Okay. You can call me George.
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Awesome. I'm feeling it.
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So George, last Friday I'm at a bar,
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I take this guy home.
He's a little fat, whatever, right?
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Plus, chubsters are so grateful
they usually try harder.
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Anyway, right in the middle of things
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he's sweating and snorting
like a hairy rhino
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and I just start to hate myself.
Like really, really hate myself.
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So without even thinking,
I just head-butt him right in the face.
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Bam, clock him between the eyes,
knock him out cold.
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So that's what I got.
What do you got going on?
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I like golf.
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J.D.: When you get down to it,
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taking care of a patientmeans more than anything.
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Even steak night.
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- Hey, George.
- We'll take it from here, chuckles.
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Yeah. So long.
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I think I just saw the devil.
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So, what happened to dinner?
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J.D.: We didn't want Georgeto feel like he was a burden,
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so we had to come upwith a great excuse.
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A giant oak tree fell on the restaurant.
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- What restaurant?
- Steak Cooker's.
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- Maestro's.
- Maestro's.
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Man, I used to eat there all the time.
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J.D.: Turk's upset because he thinkswhen George gets out of here,
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he'll drive to Maestro'sand see that we lied.
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Now he's relieved,because he remembered
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that George is about to dieand he's never leaving here.
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And now he feels guiltyfor thinking that thought
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and he wantsto punish himself physically,
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but he can't,because we're with a patient.
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Dude, what the hell?
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You wanted me to do that. You know it.
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Okay, fine. Thank you.
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So, George, why did you lie
about your family coming to visit you?
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I'm a grown man.
I don't need anybody to hold my hand.
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Besides, you guys
have better things to do.
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Hell, you don't even know me.
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J.D.: But right then,we did know George.
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He was a proud guy
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who didn't want us to seehow scared he really was.
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We knew what we had to do.
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We were going to get himpast his fear of dying.
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Step 1. Get to know him.
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So no family, huh?
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My wife died years ago.
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- Any kids?
- Nope.
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J.D.: It was like pulling teeth.
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And what did you guys do for a living?
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Barbara taught history.
I coached football.
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I played football. Yeah, defense. Safety.
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You?
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Oh, no. I didn't...
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I didn't play sports, per se, George.
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I was the mascot
for the girls' volleyball team.
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Really? You wear a costume?
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Great costume.
I wore a bandana and a half shirt.
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At away games I wore spurs.
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Which in retrospect is sort of weird,
'cause we weren't the Cowboys.
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You must've looked very beautiful.
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I felt beautiful.
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Guys, a quick word?
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Look, if you want to hang out
with patients after your shifts are over,
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you have to change into your streets.
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- Yes, ma'am.
- Okay.
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Can we go?
Cougars only drink free till 9:00.
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- What about MILFs?
- Oh! I'd forgot I had kids.
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J.D.: Step two, just keep babblinguntil he finally opens up.
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I don't know how I want to go,
250
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but I do know
what I want done with my remains.
251
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Are you really comfortable
watching TV like this?
252
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Is it Rowdy?
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No.
254
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Is it J. D?
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Yes.
256
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You'll get used to it.
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Pretzel?
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You've got to stop bringing him
into our bedroom.
259
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I'll teach you how to do my hair.
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I already know how to do your hair.
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It's not an Afro, Turk.
You can't just pick it.
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Oh, man.
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Did you just make a noise, George?
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Come on, George. Talk to us.
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I'll tell you one thing,
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I sure didn't think I'd go like this.
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J.D.: Now that George was talking,
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he went to the questioneveryone goes to first.
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So tell me, do you think
there's anything after this life?
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Definitely.
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He already has
our first day in heaven planned out.
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We'll start with a dip
in the milkshake pool,
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then we'll work our way
over to the cloud
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where beautiful women
spend quality time with one another.
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You know, in a special way.
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Like a lesbian cloud?
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Not like a lesbian cloud, George.
An actual cloud full of lesbians.
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I just hope I die before my wife
so I can have some fun up there.
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J.D.: When Carla dies,heaven is going to suck.
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That's all very nice,
but we can't know for sure.
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I know for sure.
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I'm a man of faith, George.
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I've seen people come back
from the brink of death.
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And you'd be surprised
how many of them say the same thing.
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They saw a white light
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and were overcome
with a feeling of peace.
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That's what comforts me.
288
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Hey, Mr. Valentine,
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I re-did your will on a computer.
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And to make it less depressing,
I used a fun font.
291
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Really, Ted? A fun font?
292
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I like seeing my name
in squigglies.
293
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Oh, yeah! That's the font!
294
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Recognize!
295
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- What's happening?
- It's this new thing Ed came up with.
296
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When you disrespect someone
and they in turn burn your ass,
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you must recognize.
298
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Fine, Ted, I... I recognize.
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Hell, yeah!
300
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- Hell, yeah!
- Hell, yeah!
301
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- I hate Ed.
- I know.
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Hard to believe.
303
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My whole life boils down
to these four pages.
304
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I wonder if anybody will remember me.
305
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Come on, George.
306
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When my dad died,
307
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I thought my brother and I were gonna
be the only two to remember him.
308
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I was totally wrong.
309
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When we were growing up,
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there was this one homeless guy
in our town.
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We used to call him
Mr. Longbeard-Stinkypants.
312
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Because he had this really long beard
and his pants...
313
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He gets it.
314
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They were stinky.
315
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:12,105
Anyway, every time
we went out to dinner,
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my father would make us
give him our leftovers.
317
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My mom hated that.
She used to be like,
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"He's just going to use
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those pork chops for drugs."
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My mom drank a lot.
321
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The point is,
a couple of months ago, I went home,
322
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and there's this clean-shaven guy
working in the pizzeria.
323
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He takes me aside and says,
"Your father was a great man."
324
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It was Mr. Longbeard-Stinkypants.
325
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Although now he prefers "Kevin."
326
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Anyway, George, I promise you,
327
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people are going to remember you
the same way.
328
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Thank you very much.
329
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Wow. It's kind of emotional in here.
If you guys keep this up,
330
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eventually you'll all get your periods
on the same day, which is kind of cool.
331
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Denise, a quick word.
332
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Yeah, I'm going to go ahead
and ban you from Mr. Valentine's room.
333
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,674
Whatever. All the patients are stable,
334
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:18,074
so I'm just going to go catch
some z's in the on-call room.
335
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Who's the chubster?
336
00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:22,703
I don't know.
337
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:31,680
Meet me in the on-call room,
pants down, lights off.
338
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,124
I just want to say, I am so psyched
that you called me back.
339
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No. No. No talking.
340
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And if you touch me too much,
God help me, I will head-butt you again.
341
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I love you.
342
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J.D.: And finally,George only had one fear left to tackle.
343
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At the end...
344
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Is it going to hurt?
345
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No. We'll manage any pain you have.
346
00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:58,641
Well, how's it going
to happen, exactly?
347
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:02,347
Maybe if I knew what was coming
I'd be able to handle it better.
348
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:06,882
Well, eventually
it'll become harder for you to breathe,
349
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:14,063
but you won't be gasping for air,
you'll just feel more drowsy.
350
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And as the rest of your organs
begin to fail,
351
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you'll just sort of go.
352
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I'll just go?
353
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I like that.
354
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J.D.: And there it was.
355
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The fear was gone,and all that remained was acceptance.
356
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No.
357
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,593
No. I know what you guys
are trying to do.
358
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I just can't get over the fact
that one minute I'm here
359
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and the next, I'm not.
360
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J.D.: And that's when Turk and I
told George how we really felt.
361
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George, I'm terrified of dying.
362
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,475
Me, too.
363
00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:05,643
Then why did you lie?
364
00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:07,743
We fight death for a living
every single day.
365
00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:11,688
We can't let it know we're afraid of it
or it'll kick our ass.
366
00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:13,581
There we are.
367
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,190
Everybody's scared.
368
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,894
- Yeah.
- Pretty much.
369
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:23,825
Well, then what in hell
do I have to hope for?
370
00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:27,001
Well, if it were me,
371
00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:31,231
I would just hope
that my last thought was a good one.
372
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:36,346
- What, that's it?
- That's it.
373
00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:39,043
You thought that was deep? That was...
374
00:18:39,818 --> 00:18:41,513
That wasn't deep.
375
00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:45,122
- Sorry.
- I'm over here dying.
376
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:48,388
That's all you...
That's all you can come up with?
377
00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:54,299
J.D.: Turk and I spentthe next few hours in that room
378
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:57,734
just talking and hanging with George.
379
00:18:57,769 --> 00:19:01,671
When Turk and I were in college,
we were roommates.
380
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Love of mineSomeday you will die
381
00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:10,347
But I'll be close behind
382
00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:14,113
I'll follow you into the dark
383
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No blinding light or tunnelsTo gates of white
384
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:26,898
Just our hands clasped so tightWaiting for the hint of the spark
385
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:32,432
If heaven and hell decideThat they both are satisfied
386
00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:36,339
Hey, guys.
387
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:41,105
I'm getting a little tired.
388
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:44,778
Okay. Well, take a quick nap.
389
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:49,077
You guys'll be here when I wake up?
390
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:50,753
Of course.
391
00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:54,849
Hey, hey, man.
392
00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:01,226
That beer tasted great.
393
00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:07,301
J.D.: George never did wake up.
394
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:10,740
And even all that talkingdidn't make death any easier.
395
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:12,607
At least not for us.
396
00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:16,975
Maybe in the end,all you can really hope for
397
00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:19,848
is that your last thought is a nice one.
398
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,615
...both are satisfied
399
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:28,850
Illuminate the no'son their vacancy signs
400
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:34,895
J.D.: Even if it's just about the tasteof an ice-cold beer.
401
00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:40,096
George was right. This beer is good.
402
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:44,040
I wouldn't know, I don't really like beer.
403
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:46,937
Goodbye, George.
404
00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:53,481
If there's no one beside youWhen your soul embarks
405
00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:57,755
Then I'll follow you into the dark
406
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:03,253
- Action.
- I have the same nightmare every time.
407
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:07,027
That I die and leave my family
and friends behind.
408
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:11,701
I'm diabetic,
so I'm probably gonna go before him.
409
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:13,796
- Hopefully.
- Dude.
410
00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:15,067
I'm gonna have you stuffed.
411
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,506
Carla already said no.
412
00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:18,736
- I'm gonna stuff her, too.
- You promise?
413
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,369
I'm gonna keep her
in the closet, though.
414
00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:23,540
- All right, but don't tell her.
- She don't need to know nothing.
415
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:25,048
Put you right next to each other.
416
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,017
Cut. We can't use that,
come on.
417
00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:29,020
- What the...
- Dude, that's horrible.
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