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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,660 --> 00:00:15,660 Hey, honey, I forgot to ask you. 2 00:00:15,750 --> 00:00:17,290 Can I get John's number? 3 00:00:17,370 --> 00:00:20,040 I want to make sure he can make it to the wedding. 4 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,750 Are you in your office? 5 00:00:24,420 --> 00:00:25,540 [Sighs] 6 00:00:34,430 --> 00:00:36,600 I'll find John's number myself. 7 00:00:41,940 --> 00:00:43,270 [Phone buzzing] 8 00:00:44,770 --> 00:00:46,110 Ooh. 9 00:00:46,150 --> 00:00:49,110 You have one new voicemail. [Beep] 10 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,950 Jessica: Mom, mom, it's me. Okay, I was right. 11 00:00:51,030 --> 00:00:53,160 He is after our money, okay? 12 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:55,280 Just don't say anything to him. I'll be home soon. 13 00:00:55,330 --> 00:00:57,660 I think he might be dangerous. Okay. 14 00:00:57,750 --> 00:00:58,790 [Click] 15 00:01:21,390 --> 00:01:23,640 Oh, my god. 16 00:01:23,690 --> 00:01:26,650 No, no, no, no, no! 17 00:01:28,860 --> 00:01:30,320 Jessica was right. 18 00:01:51,510 --> 00:01:54,090 Ah! Look at this. Twenty-five percent. 19 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:55,760 Guess I'm pretty good at the serving game. 20 00:01:55,850 --> 00:01:57,260 If you say so yourself. 21 00:01:57,350 --> 00:01:59,300 How'd you do on your table of six? 22 00:01:59,390 --> 00:02:00,970 - Ten percent. - What was that? 23 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:03,640 Ten percent. I stink at this. 24 00:02:03,730 --> 00:02:05,310 It's okay. It could be worse. 25 00:02:05,350 --> 00:02:06,480 You could have some random guy you don't even know 26 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:08,230 moving into your house tomorrow. 27 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:10,690 He and your mom are in love, Jess. What'd you expect? 28 00:02:10,780 --> 00:02:12,440 A head's-up would be nice. 29 00:02:12,530 --> 00:02:14,150 Aww, poor thing. 30 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:17,280 Easy on the PDA. Back to work. 31 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:18,660 Sorry. 32 00:02:18,740 --> 00:02:20,450 You're gonna get me in trouble. 33 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:27,040 Isn't that Paul at the back table? 34 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:30,290 - How could you do this to me? - Keep your voice down. 35 00:02:30,380 --> 00:02:32,500 I didn't even see him come in. 36 00:02:32,550 --> 00:02:34,970 - Where's my money? - I said keep your voice down. 37 00:02:35,050 --> 00:02:36,880 I can't tell. Are they arguing? 38 00:02:36,930 --> 00:02:38,800 - Sandra: Rick, back to work. - Oh! 39 00:02:38,890 --> 00:02:42,770 You owe me 20 grand, and I should shut up about it? 40 00:02:42,850 --> 00:02:45,180 [Sighs] We're done. 41 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:58,570 Let go of me. 42 00:02:58,660 --> 00:03:02,410 I swear to god, if I ever see you again, 43 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:05,410 you're gonna wish you never came looking for me. 44 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:13,340 Hey, what's going on? 45 00:03:13,420 --> 00:03:15,510 I'm sorry. I just... I saw my mom's boyfriend 46 00:03:15,590 --> 00:03:17,050 arguing with some woman back here. 47 00:03:17,090 --> 00:03:19,380 You saw Paul? 48 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:23,890 Hmm. 49 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:27,430 Hey, how is your mom doing? 50 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:29,440 We haven't had a girls' night in forever. 51 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:32,150 She's great, shacking up with her boyfriend, 52 00:03:32,230 --> 00:03:33,940 living in sin, as they say. 53 00:03:34,030 --> 00:03:36,570 He's moving in? Good for her. 54 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,610 [Chuckling] 55 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:40,610 A little odd for you? 56 00:03:40,700 --> 00:03:42,570 First time your mom's gotten serious with a man 57 00:03:42,660 --> 00:03:44,410 since the divorce? 58 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:46,790 No. It's odd 'cause I don't even know the guy. 59 00:03:46,830 --> 00:03:49,710 I mean, you hung out with them. Anything you can tell me? 60 00:03:49,790 --> 00:03:53,250 Well, it was only a few times after they first met. 61 00:03:53,340 --> 00:03:54,800 But my impression? 62 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:56,800 He totally loves her. 63 00:03:56,840 --> 00:04:00,090 So as odd as it may seem, your mom has needs too. 64 00:04:00,180 --> 00:04:02,430 - Eww! - Oh, stop it! 65 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:04,100 News flash, young lady. 66 00:04:04,180 --> 00:04:06,770 Women over 40 are still getting it in and having sex. 67 00:04:06,850 --> 00:04:08,810 Now back to work. 68 00:05:28,220 --> 00:05:31,310 [Humming] 69 00:05:39,150 --> 00:05:40,980 - [Door closes] - Jessica: Mom? 70 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:47,820 Hey, Jess, do you want something to eat? 71 00:05:47,910 --> 00:05:49,740 I'm making breakfast. 72 00:05:57,460 --> 00:06:00,750 Hey, what's with the face? 73 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:02,670 Him. 74 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:04,090 You mean Paul? 75 00:06:04,180 --> 00:06:06,760 Yeah. I mean the guy that moved in here 76 00:06:06,850 --> 00:06:08,640 after dating, what, six months? 77 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:11,390 Come on, babe. It's not like we don't have the room. 78 00:06:11,430 --> 00:06:13,600 Come on. What's the big deal? 79 00:06:13,690 --> 00:06:15,600 Maybe because we don't know anything about him. 80 00:06:15,650 --> 00:06:17,650 Well, I know, I know enough about him 81 00:06:17,730 --> 00:06:21,690 to know that... He treats me like gold. 82 00:06:21,780 --> 00:06:25,030 I am really happy when I'm with him, 83 00:06:25,110 --> 00:06:28,530 and I know he feels the same way about me. 84 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:30,280 Look, honey, we're gonna have plenty of time 85 00:06:30,370 --> 00:06:32,870 to get to know him while he's here, 86 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:36,710 and he's gonna get to know us too because that's how it works. 87 00:06:36,790 --> 00:06:38,790 And you'll be going back to start grad school 88 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:40,790 at the end of the summer. 89 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:44,920 Nobody's perfect, babe. 90 00:06:45,010 --> 00:06:46,260 We're not. 91 00:06:47,850 --> 00:06:49,890 You know, I didn't know a lot about your father 92 00:06:49,970 --> 00:06:51,720 when I met him, 93 00:06:51,810 --> 00:06:54,140 and then I found out there were things I didn't really like. 94 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:56,980 I was barely 20 when we had you. Come on. 95 00:06:57,020 --> 00:06:58,770 Yeah, well, you didn't even try to make it work. 96 00:06:58,810 --> 00:07:00,610 You know what he did. 97 00:07:00,650 --> 00:07:02,480 Maybe if you were a better wife, 98 00:07:02,570 --> 00:07:06,110 paid him more attention and didn't always argue with him, 99 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:08,240 maybe he wouldn't have cheated. 100 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:12,410 Eww. That sounds like something your father would have said. 101 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:17,330 Okay, you know, it is a few lousy bags, Jessica. 102 00:07:17,420 --> 00:07:19,920 He has most of his stuff in storage. I don't understand. 103 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,920 Yeah, clearly. 104 00:07:25,220 --> 00:07:26,840 Is that Rick? 105 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,380 So? 106 00:07:28,470 --> 00:07:30,140 So you can have a boyfriend, but I can't? 107 00:07:30,220 --> 00:07:31,720 Is that how it works around here? 108 00:07:31,810 --> 00:07:33,350 I don't know how it works around here, mom. 109 00:07:33,430 --> 00:07:36,520 All right, babe, let me tell you how it works then. 110 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:40,520 I'm your mom, and I love you so much, 111 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:43,360 and I work really, really hard to keep things going here, 112 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:45,690 to keep this roof over our head, 113 00:07:45,780 --> 00:07:48,570 and so when it comes to things like my life, my happiness, 114 00:07:48,660 --> 00:07:50,530 my Mr. Right, 115 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:52,490 I'm gonna make those decisions. 116 00:07:52,530 --> 00:07:54,080 I'd like your support. 117 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:56,500 You didn't even answer my question. 118 00:07:56,580 --> 00:07:59,500 What do we know about this guy? 119 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:07,710 Well, ladies, I have officially moved in to your house 120 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,380 and your home. 121 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:11,680 Uh... 122 00:08:13,140 --> 00:08:15,220 Is everything okay in here? 123 00:08:15,310 --> 00:08:17,350 I don't know, Paul. Is everything okay here? 124 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:18,480 Don't even start. 125 00:08:19,650 --> 00:08:21,850 What do you mean by that? 126 00:08:21,940 --> 00:08:24,400 I saw you yesterday at Joe's, arguing with that woman. 127 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:26,730 What? 128 00:08:26,820 --> 00:08:29,650 [Chuckles] What, are you spying on me? 129 00:08:29,740 --> 00:08:31,070 No. I'm working at Joe's this summer. 130 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:32,740 You didn't know that, did you? 131 00:08:33,830 --> 00:08:36,540 No, kiddo, I-I sure didn't. 132 00:08:36,580 --> 00:08:38,290 Uh, god, uh... 133 00:08:38,370 --> 00:08:41,160 Look, the woman she's talking about is Carla Russo. 134 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:42,790 She's a client. That was a business lunch. 135 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:44,420 I'm sure I've told you about her. 136 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:45,670 Oh, Carla Russo. 137 00:08:45,750 --> 00:08:47,380 Yeah, yeah, he told me about that. 138 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:50,630 A client? I saw her pushing you, dude. 139 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:53,050 That was a playful shove. 140 00:08:53,140 --> 00:08:55,260 We just negotiated a really tough deal, okay? 141 00:08:55,310 --> 00:08:57,100 That's all you saw. 142 00:08:57,180 --> 00:09:00,560 A playful shove? Mom, you're not gonna ask him any questions? 143 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,520 No, no, I think I should, actually. 144 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,730 Paul, was it a playful shove? 145 00:09:04,820 --> 00:09:06,230 - Yes. - Yes! 146 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:08,530 Oh, my god. 147 00:09:08,610 --> 00:09:09,900 [Groans] 148 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:12,950 I'm so sorry. 149 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:21,040 So tell me the truth, babe, 'cause this is all new to me. 150 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:23,750 Did I do something wrong? 151 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:26,290 No, you did nothing wrong. 152 00:09:26,380 --> 00:09:29,300 Jessica just needs to get used to all of this. 153 00:09:29,340 --> 00:09:31,420 She misses her dad. 154 00:09:31,510 --> 00:09:33,300 And I never, not in a million years, 155 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,260 would try to take his place. 156 00:09:35,350 --> 00:09:37,970 But even if she doesn't see that, look, I... 157 00:09:38,020 --> 00:09:40,270 I am committed to what we're building. 158 00:09:40,350 --> 00:09:42,140 Okay? I am all in. 159 00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:43,890 We're gonna spend our lives together. 160 00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:47,560 And since your daughter is a part of that, 161 00:09:47,650 --> 00:09:49,900 I'm gonna make this work, I promise. 162 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,990 I know you will. 163 00:09:53,910 --> 00:09:55,610 Oh, my gosh. What time is it? 164 00:09:55,700 --> 00:09:57,660 Oh, god. I'm gonna be late for this appointment. 165 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:03,160 If they wanna have the best real estate lawyer in the state, 166 00:10:03,210 --> 00:10:04,660 maybe they could wait a few minutes. 167 00:10:04,710 --> 00:10:07,500 Not with what I charge. [Laughs] 168 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:12,800 Are you sure I didn't move in too soon? 169 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,590 Not for me. 170 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:18,510 I gotta go get dressed. 171 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:20,010 I love you. 172 00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:21,180 I love you. 173 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:24,640 - Bye. - Love you. 174 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:26,650 Love you more! 175 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,420 [Phone chimes] 176 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:51,880 Shoot. 177 00:11:00,390 --> 00:11:01,390 - Jesus! - I'm so sorry. 178 00:11:01,430 --> 00:11:03,060 I didn't mean to do that. 179 00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:05,390 I'm sorry. Is there something I can do for you? 180 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:08,600 Ah, look, kiddo, I was just talking to your mom. 181 00:11:08,690 --> 00:11:09,900 And you're right. 182 00:11:09,940 --> 00:11:11,820 You're totally right, okay? 183 00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:14,320 We don't know very much about each other, all right? 184 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:15,650 But I want that to change. 185 00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:17,950 We're family now. 186 00:11:18,030 --> 00:11:20,870 Yeah, if you say so. I gotta get to work. 187 00:11:20,950 --> 00:11:22,200 Excuse me. 188 00:11:28,130 --> 00:11:30,540 I know you don't like the guy, but give him half a chance. 189 00:11:30,630 --> 00:11:33,340 - Why should I? - For your mom's sake, for one. 190 00:11:33,420 --> 00:11:35,260 You saw him arguing with some woman. 191 00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:36,920 Why are you still bumping about this? 192 00:11:36,970 --> 00:11:38,720 He claimed she was a client. 193 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:41,390 There you go. Any chance you're just a little rattled 194 00:11:41,430 --> 00:11:43,890 that he's invading your territory? 195 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:45,560 Mom said that too. 196 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:48,140 Look, if you're really concerned about this, 197 00:11:48,230 --> 00:11:50,100 why don't you just look through Paul's things 198 00:11:50,190 --> 00:11:51,940 when he's not home? 199 00:11:51,980 --> 00:11:53,650 You're telling me to snoop? 200 00:11:53,730 --> 00:11:56,110 Kids go through their parents' junk all the time. 201 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,610 If you're still barking up his tree, 202 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,200 I'm pretty sure he would thank you for doing it. 203 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,950 You think that's all I'm up to, huh? 204 00:12:02,030 --> 00:12:04,280 I only met him once. 205 00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:07,450 Average forty-something, nice, a bit dull. 206 00:12:07,540 --> 00:12:09,620 Sorry. I just don't see anything there. 207 00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:21,300 Hi, Jessica. 208 00:12:21,390 --> 00:12:23,300 You all right? You seem a little down. 209 00:12:23,390 --> 00:12:26,810 Not gonna find you snooping in the kitchen again, am I? 210 00:12:26,850 --> 00:12:28,680 No. Promise. 211 00:12:28,770 --> 00:12:32,980 You're still upset about Paul moving in, huh? 212 00:12:33,070 --> 00:12:36,440 Look, I'm finally gonna have drinks with your mom tonight. 213 00:12:36,530 --> 00:12:39,190 Now, I'll talk to her about the Paul situation. 214 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,820 You know, girlfriend-to-girlfriend. 215 00:12:40,910 --> 00:12:42,740 That'd be great. Thanks. 216 00:12:42,820 --> 00:12:43,950 You're welcome. 217 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,870 - Can you do me a favor? - Anything. 218 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:54,960 Next time I don't go with my gut feeling, 219 00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:56,380 just punch me in it, please? 220 00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:57,840 First of all, no. 221 00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,670 And second, what are you talking about? 222 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,550 I don't think I shouldn't even be here right now. 223 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:03,260 I mean, I'm about to go to grad school. 224 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,640 I should be in Austin, hanging out with my friends, 225 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,470 but no! 226 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:10,350 - So why did you come back? - My mom. 227 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:12,890 - She ask you to? - No, she didn't have to. 228 00:13:12,980 --> 00:13:15,940 I just felt guilty for not being here for the past four years, 229 00:13:16,020 --> 00:13:17,860 so I thought I should be with her. 230 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:19,280 You're a good daughter. 231 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:20,650 Yeah, well, if I knew she was shacking up 232 00:13:20,740 --> 00:13:22,860 with some guy she barely met... 233 00:13:22,950 --> 00:13:24,950 Just don't get me started. 234 00:13:25,030 --> 00:13:26,870 I mean, I know I'm an adult now, 235 00:13:26,950 --> 00:13:29,740 but why do I have to be the parent too? 236 00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:31,750 She shouldn't even trust this guy. 237 00:13:31,830 --> 00:13:34,500 She's just so in love, she doesn't even see straight, 238 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:37,590 which I guess is a good thing I'm here, right? 239 00:13:37,670 --> 00:13:39,920 Don't hear me complaining, do you? 240 00:13:40,010 --> 00:13:41,880 No. [Laughs] 241 00:13:50,390 --> 00:13:51,890 - Come in. - Hey, bud. 242 00:13:51,980 --> 00:13:54,230 Feel like catching a movie with the old man? 243 00:13:54,310 --> 00:13:56,650 Can't, dad. I'm meeting up with Jessica. 244 00:13:56,730 --> 00:13:58,610 Ah, it's Jessica again, is it? 245 00:13:58,690 --> 00:14:00,360 Yeah, so what? 246 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,070 [Laughs] Nothing. You know I always liked her. 247 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:06,070 I was actually glad to hear you guys were hanging out again. 248 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,280 Uh, anything serious? 249 00:14:08,370 --> 00:14:09,990 Hate to disappoint you, dad, 250 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,250 but she's not gonna be in town much longer. 251 00:14:12,290 --> 00:14:14,080 She's just saving money for grad school. 252 00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:16,750 New wheels, decent apartment, you get it. 253 00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:18,670 Doesn't answer the question. 254 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,420 You got a lot of them today, huh? 255 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,760 Well, you know, you guys aren't kids anymore. 256 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:26,550 Rick, you never know when you might meet your Ms. Right. 257 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,600 I knew it the second I met your mother. 258 00:14:30,310 --> 00:14:33,600 I know, dad, but right now Jess is dealing with her mom. 259 00:14:33,690 --> 00:14:35,810 What's wrong with Tracy? 260 00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:37,440 She's dating this new guy 261 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,560 that Jessica is super suspicious about 262 00:14:39,610 --> 00:14:41,440 and completely obsessed with. 263 00:14:41,530 --> 00:14:45,400 The last thing she's thinking about is her future with me. 264 00:14:45,450 --> 00:14:46,950 Well, you never know. 265 00:14:46,990 --> 00:14:49,030 A lot can happen in a short amount of time. 266 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,780 Tell her I said hi, okay? 267 00:14:50,830 --> 00:14:53,660 Okay, dad, you got it, okay? 268 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:54,950 All right, buddy. 269 00:15:02,420 --> 00:15:04,010 [Tracy laughs] 270 00:15:04,090 --> 00:15:07,760 Jess, I can't believe I actually had fun playing a sport! 271 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,970 [Laughing] 272 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:13,220 I'm gonna have your mom try out for the wnba. 273 00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:15,270 Hey, no sports balls in the house. 274 00:15:15,310 --> 00:15:16,940 Sports balls? 275 00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:18,900 Sports balls. It's a rule. 276 00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:20,980 Okay. 277 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:23,110 Okay, um, I'm gonna go take a shower, 278 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,780 then I'm meeting Sandra Gettler for a glass of wine. 279 00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:27,950 I cannot remember the last time we did this. 280 00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:29,700 Okay, have fun. 281 00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:31,870 Oh, my god. Dinner. Babe, I'm so sorry. 282 00:15:31,950 --> 00:15:34,410 No. Look, I'll cook dinner. Don't worry. 283 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,370 - You'll cook dinner? - Yeah, I can cook. 284 00:15:36,460 --> 00:15:37,910 Because you're amazing. 285 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,580 Is he not the best? 286 00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:42,840 Oh, my god. Thank you! 287 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,990 Salud! 288 00:16:07,070 --> 00:16:09,110 Oh, I missed you. 289 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,410 I missed you too. 290 00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:14,120 How long has it been since we've done this? 291 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,790 - Oh, my god. Months? - Months. 292 00:16:16,870 --> 00:16:18,290 And that is all my fault. 293 00:16:18,370 --> 00:16:20,870 I've been M.I.A. Since I started seeing Paul. 294 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,040 Oh, it's okay. You're in love. 295 00:16:23,130 --> 00:16:25,040 I'm happy for you, girlfriend. 296 00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:26,590 Thank you. 297 00:16:26,670 --> 00:16:29,340 So, um... 298 00:16:29,430 --> 00:16:31,010 Jessica mentioned to me 299 00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:34,180 that Paul has started living with you guys. 300 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,560 She mentioned or complained? 301 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:41,730 No, I know that this is a lot for her. I get it. 302 00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:46,020 But lucky for us, Paul is absolutely wonderful. 303 00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:48,230 I know you guys have been dating for a while, 304 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:53,110 but do you think moving him in is just a little bit too quick? 305 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,580 You have been talking to Jessica. 306 00:16:55,660 --> 00:16:58,580 She's worried about you. 307 00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:01,540 - I understand your concern. - Mm-hmm. 308 00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:05,420 But I am acutely aware 309 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,500 of not knowing everything about someone, 310 00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:09,010 even when you're living with them. 311 00:17:09,090 --> 00:17:11,220 Good. 312 00:17:11,260 --> 00:17:14,260 Her father cheated on me for so long, 313 00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:17,390 and he used to make me feel crazy for even being suspicious, 314 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,930 until one night, I found all the texts. 315 00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:24,150 Did I ever tell you that he used to go by a different name 316 00:17:24,230 --> 00:17:25,610 with each of the women? 317 00:17:25,690 --> 00:17:28,520 No! Are you serious? 318 00:17:28,610 --> 00:17:31,990 Yeah. What kind of psycho does that? 319 00:17:32,070 --> 00:17:33,780 Good riddance. 320 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,610 Who is this? 321 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,330 "Michael O'Neill." 322 00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:23,830 What? 323 00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:28,330 [Clicking] 324 00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:54,530 [Click] 325 00:19:11,170 --> 00:19:14,050 Okay, so I'm freaking out right now. 326 00:19:14,090 --> 00:19:15,720 Why? What happened? 327 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:16,920 You know how you told me if I was worried, 328 00:19:17,010 --> 00:19:18,380 I should go through his things? 329 00:19:18,430 --> 00:19:20,300 Yeah, Jess. That was like this morning. 330 00:19:20,390 --> 00:19:22,930 Yeah, well, I went through his office and found a wooden box, 331 00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:25,180 and you are never gonna believe what I saw inside. 332 00:19:25,270 --> 00:19:27,560 - What? - An old driver's license. 333 00:19:27,650 --> 00:19:29,350 So what? Did he have like a mustache or something? 334 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:30,480 What's the big deal? 335 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,070 No, his name is Michael O'Neill. 336 00:19:33,110 --> 00:19:35,360 - Wait, what? - Yeah. 337 00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:37,200 I took a picture of it, and I'm gonna send it to you, 338 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,280 along with some photos I found, okay? 339 00:19:39,370 --> 00:19:40,870 Okay. 340 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:44,870 Did you get it? 341 00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:46,500 Okay, it's strange, 342 00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:47,910 but there's gotta be a logical explanation for this. 343 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,580 Like what? 344 00:19:49,630 --> 00:19:52,420 How like Adam Miller's real name isn't Tom Lewis. 345 00:19:52,460 --> 00:19:54,420 That's Adam's fake ID that he used to buy beer. 346 00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,210 Paul is definitely... 347 00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,630 Paul is definitely old enough to buy some damn beer. 348 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,260 I don't know, Jess. I wouldn't jump to any conclusions. 349 00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:03,430 Oh, I'm jumping, all right. I knew this guy was a bad guy. 350 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:05,220 I'm definitely gonna tell mom about this, right? 351 00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:07,060 I'd be careful if I were you, okay? 352 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:08,810 You really don't know what's going on here. 353 00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:10,270 That's the point. Paul is... 354 00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:15,230 Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. 355 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,490 I'm sorry. I keep doing that. 356 00:20:17,570 --> 00:20:20,150 Um, dinner is ready, and your mom texted me. 357 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,070 She's gonna be home any minute. 358 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:24,240 Okay. I'll be right down. 359 00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:32,580 Crap! 360 00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:33,840 Was that him? 361 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,670 - Yeah. - How much did he hear? 362 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:36,880 I don't know. 363 00:20:42,890 --> 00:20:47,140 Wow. Okay, this was absolutely amazing. 364 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:48,350 Glad you liked it. 365 00:20:48,430 --> 00:20:51,600 I loved it. It was so good. 366 00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:53,600 Wasn't it great, babe? 367 00:20:56,110 --> 00:20:58,820 Yeah, mom, it's great. Good job, Paul. 368 00:20:58,860 --> 00:21:00,150 [Chuckles] 369 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,660 Jess? Jessica. 370 00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:07,330 Hi. So I talked to Sandra. 371 00:21:07,410 --> 00:21:11,660 She said that you guys have been speaking a lot at work 372 00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:14,500 about me and Paul. 373 00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:20,130 Oh. Really? What... What's that about? 374 00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:21,670 Nothing. 375 00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:27,350 Come on. What's, um... What's on your mind? 376 00:21:29,310 --> 00:21:33,060 Okay. Um, do you know what time it is? 377 00:21:33,150 --> 00:21:34,980 Do you know what time it is? 378 00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:36,940 It's get to know Paul Riley time. 379 00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:38,820 I thought that's what time it was. 380 00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:40,820 It is get to know Paul Riley time. 381 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,280 Ask me anything you want, okay? 382 00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:44,740 Anything at all. 383 00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:48,330 Yes, please. Just get it off your chest. 384 00:21:48,410 --> 00:21:52,000 Are you close with your parents? 385 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:55,540 Well, sadly, both of them have passed, 386 00:21:55,590 --> 00:22:00,090 but I was close with my mom when she was still around. 387 00:22:00,170 --> 00:22:03,010 I really wish I could have met her. 388 00:22:03,090 --> 00:22:05,930 Yeah. She would have loved you. 389 00:22:06,010 --> 00:22:09,510 In fact, you remind me of her quite a bit. 390 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,100 - Really? - Were you ever married before? 391 00:22:12,190 --> 00:22:14,980 Yes, briefly. 392 00:22:15,060 --> 00:22:16,020 Did you know that? 393 00:22:16,060 --> 00:22:18,270 Yes, I knew that. I did. 394 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:21,030 And her name was, um, Shannon. 395 00:22:21,110 --> 00:22:23,740 Shannon. Shannon Cassidy, yeah. 396 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:25,610 So... anything else? 397 00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:26,910 - What else? - I am an open book. 398 00:22:26,990 --> 00:22:29,580 Whatever you want to know. 399 00:22:29,660 --> 00:22:32,750 Okay, since it's get to know Paul Riley time... 400 00:22:34,790 --> 00:22:37,960 Is your name really Paul Riley? 401 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,130 - Oh, my god. - Because according to this, 402 00:22:40,210 --> 00:22:41,090 it's, uh... 403 00:22:41,170 --> 00:22:44,090 Oh! Michael O'Neill. 404 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:47,970 Honey, what is that? 405 00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:49,510 I found his old driver's license. 406 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:52,060 Oh, and this. 407 00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:55,600 Tracy: Isn't that Shannon? 408 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,320 You went through Paul's things? 409 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,740 Well, according to this thing, his name isn't Paul. 410 00:23:04,820 --> 00:23:07,740 So what's the story, Paul? 411 00:23:07,780 --> 00:23:09,280 Or should I say Michael? 412 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,950 Yeah, what... What's going on? 413 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,500 Well, it's actually a very sad story 414 00:23:16,580 --> 00:23:20,250 about a mentally unstable woman 415 00:23:20,340 --> 00:23:22,630 who made my life a living hell. 416 00:23:22,710 --> 00:23:27,090 Yes, I remember you telling me that Shannon was not well. 417 00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:32,310 But I didn't tell you everything. 418 00:23:32,350 --> 00:23:37,310 Shannon and I were together for almost three years. 419 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:41,770 First two years were, well, they were fantastic. 420 00:23:41,860 --> 00:23:44,480 You know, until it wasn't. 421 00:23:44,570 --> 00:23:46,190 It changed. 422 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,200 She changed. 423 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,490 Turns out that she was taking 424 00:23:50,580 --> 00:23:53,490 some pretty heavy-duty anti-depressants. 425 00:23:53,580 --> 00:23:56,700 She suddenly decided that she didn't need to take anymore. 426 00:23:56,790 --> 00:24:00,460 First, she was possessive 427 00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:04,880 and then threatening... 428 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,550 And then she got violent. 429 00:24:07,630 --> 00:24:09,880 It was actually so bad that I was worried 430 00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:13,470 that she was gonna hurt me while I was sleeping. 431 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:15,600 So then why didn't you call the cops? 432 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:20,900 Because half of her family was on the force. 433 00:24:20,980 --> 00:24:23,020 I didn't know what to do, you know? 434 00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:26,530 I knew that if I called, I wasn't going to get any help. 435 00:24:26,610 --> 00:24:28,570 And if she did do something to me, 436 00:24:28,650 --> 00:24:30,990 then who knows how far they would go to protect her? 437 00:24:32,870 --> 00:24:35,370 So I... 438 00:24:35,410 --> 00:24:39,330 I made a really difficult decision, and I ran. 439 00:24:39,420 --> 00:24:41,120 I just ran. I got my stuff, and I moved, 440 00:24:41,210 --> 00:24:45,210 and I ran to a new town and a fresh start. 441 00:24:47,050 --> 00:24:50,010 But she found me, tracked me down in a couple weeks, 442 00:24:50,050 --> 00:24:52,840 and I had to do it all over again. 443 00:24:52,930 --> 00:24:58,180 But that's when I decided that I should change my name legally. 444 00:24:58,270 --> 00:25:00,270 - So it's legal. - Yeah. 445 00:25:00,350 --> 00:25:03,900 Of course it is. 446 00:25:05,690 --> 00:25:11,030 And then I met your mother, um, six months later, 447 00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:14,450 and I really, I haven't thought about it much again. 448 00:25:14,530 --> 00:25:18,740 You know, I'm not invested in my past. I... 449 00:25:18,830 --> 00:25:21,910 I want to make this family work. 450 00:25:24,750 --> 00:25:26,920 I'm really sorry that you had to go through all of that. 451 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,840 It sounds terrible. 452 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:33,300 If it was so terrible, why did you keep all this stuff? 453 00:25:33,390 --> 00:25:37,970 Because, even though I go by a different name now, right? 454 00:25:38,060 --> 00:25:41,730 That person in that photo, that's still me. 455 00:25:41,810 --> 00:25:44,520 Just, you know, living a life 456 00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:48,020 that turned out a little differently than I expected. 457 00:25:48,110 --> 00:25:51,440 That's still a chapter in my life. 458 00:25:51,530 --> 00:25:56,410 I guess I felt that I wanted to keep something from it. 459 00:25:56,490 --> 00:25:59,450 But I don't want you to think that I live in the past, okay? 460 00:25:59,540 --> 00:26:02,790 You guys don't have to worry about me, you know? 461 00:26:02,830 --> 00:26:05,460 I'm like a shark. 462 00:26:05,540 --> 00:26:08,250 And why don't we have to worry about a shark? 463 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:12,760 Because a shark is the only fish that cannot swim backwards. 464 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,180 Forward is the only direction that they go. 465 00:26:15,260 --> 00:26:17,300 - Oh. - That's what I want. 466 00:26:17,350 --> 00:26:20,600 I want us all to just move forward. 467 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:23,100 Like a family of sharks. 468 00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:26,100 But... I'm really sorry. 469 00:26:26,190 --> 00:26:27,810 I should have told you. 470 00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:33,030 I understand and thank you for sharing. 471 00:26:33,110 --> 00:26:36,320 I know that wasn't easy. 472 00:26:36,410 --> 00:26:41,290 You know what I am taking away from all of this? 473 00:26:41,370 --> 00:26:43,830 Is that we would all do very good 474 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:47,080 respecting each other a lot more in this house. 475 00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:48,830 Jessica: That's what you took away from all this? 476 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,300 Yes. And if Paul went through your things, 477 00:26:51,340 --> 00:26:54,090 I would say the same thing to him. 478 00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:56,680 Do you understand? 479 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:58,930 [Scoffs] You're kidding. 480 00:26:59,010 --> 00:27:03,680 If there's anything that you want to know, just ask me. 481 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,690 I mean, his story, it's ridiculous right? 482 00:27:08,770 --> 00:27:10,150 I don't know, Jess. 483 00:27:10,230 --> 00:27:12,110 People go psycho on each other all the time. 484 00:27:12,190 --> 00:27:14,240 There's like a thousand TV shows that stream that very subject. 485 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:15,570 He's lying. 486 00:27:15,660 --> 00:27:16,860 How can you know that? 487 00:27:16,910 --> 00:27:18,070 I just know, okay? 488 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,030 Okay, okay. 489 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:23,200 Says he wants us to be one big happy family. 490 00:27:23,290 --> 00:27:25,870 Sounds like he's trying. 491 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,670 Oh, yeah, he's trying something, all right. 492 00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:30,500 I just don't know what it is yet. 493 00:27:30,590 --> 00:27:32,960 At first, I thought he was after our money, 494 00:27:33,050 --> 00:27:35,880 but mom says he's some big-shot financial consultant, 495 00:27:35,970 --> 00:27:38,050 family inheritance or something, but... 496 00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:39,510 I don't know. 497 00:27:39,550 --> 00:27:41,260 Do you think he could be dangerous? 498 00:27:41,350 --> 00:27:42,720 Yeah, I do. 499 00:27:42,810 --> 00:27:44,100 Then call the cops. 500 00:27:44,180 --> 00:27:45,560 See what they have to say about it. 501 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:48,730 Cops? What are you two still doing here? 502 00:27:48,810 --> 00:27:50,020 Hey, Sandra. 503 00:27:50,060 --> 00:27:53,570 [Mocking] Hey, Sandra. Keep going. 504 00:27:53,650 --> 00:27:56,400 Well, I know you talked to my mom last night, 505 00:27:56,450 --> 00:27:59,450 but there's been an update to the whole Paul situation. 506 00:27:59,530 --> 00:28:01,570 Oh? What's the update? 507 00:28:01,620 --> 00:28:03,080 His name's not Paul. 508 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,080 - What? - I found his old ID. 509 00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:06,450 His name is Michael. 510 00:28:06,540 --> 00:28:07,830 And he never told you? 511 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,080 Nope. 512 00:28:09,130 --> 00:28:11,750 Wow. That's, uh... 513 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,590 Easily explained away, apparently. 514 00:28:14,670 --> 00:28:16,760 So he did have an explanation, 515 00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:18,920 and your mother totally believes him. 516 00:28:18,970 --> 00:28:20,340 A hundred percent. 517 00:28:20,430 --> 00:28:22,090 But you don't. 518 00:28:22,180 --> 00:28:24,010 Look, I know if my mother had met a guy 519 00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:26,100 that had a whole other identity, 520 00:28:26,180 --> 00:28:28,270 that would definitely raise a red flag to me. 521 00:28:28,310 --> 00:28:29,560 Thank you. 522 00:28:30,980 --> 00:28:34,110 But you have to trust the adult here. 523 00:28:34,190 --> 00:28:36,150 Your mother can make her own decisions. 524 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,530 She's not a fool. 525 00:28:37,610 --> 00:28:40,280 No, she's just in love. 526 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:44,030 Jessica, I know this can be difficult, 527 00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,160 but you just gotta give this a little bit more time 528 00:28:46,250 --> 00:28:49,710 to work itself out, okay? 529 00:28:49,790 --> 00:28:51,080 All right, I'm taking off. 530 00:28:51,170 --> 00:28:53,250 You guys, lock up, please. 531 00:28:55,670 --> 00:28:58,760 And no cops. It'll only make things worse. 532 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,630 If he gets spooked, he'll just run. 533 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,300 She's right, Jess. 534 00:29:14,770 --> 00:29:17,940 And the best part of the meal, dessert! 535 00:29:18,030 --> 00:29:19,650 Yay! 536 00:29:21,490 --> 00:29:23,200 Should I use this to cut the cake 537 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,030 or cut the tension in here? 538 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:26,740 Are you kidding me? 539 00:29:26,830 --> 00:29:29,330 You're gonna need a bigger knife to cut the tension. 540 00:29:31,620 --> 00:29:33,540 Babe, can you give us a minute in here? 541 00:29:33,630 --> 00:29:35,330 Yes. 542 00:29:35,380 --> 00:29:37,000 - Okay. - Yes. 543 00:29:47,390 --> 00:29:48,350 Look. 544 00:29:50,730 --> 00:29:52,940 Kiddo, I get it, okay? 545 00:29:53,020 --> 00:29:56,020 I get it that you are bothered by the fact 546 00:29:56,110 --> 00:29:59,020 that I used to go by a different name, all right? 547 00:29:59,070 --> 00:30:01,650 I mean, hell, it'd bother me too. It would. 548 00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:04,030 But the last thing I want 549 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:07,320 is for something that's in my past 550 00:30:07,410 --> 00:30:09,950 to be an issue in your present. 551 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,830 So just tell me. 552 00:30:11,870 --> 00:30:14,370 Tell me what I can do to make this right, 553 00:30:14,420 --> 00:30:16,880 whatever it is, and I'll do it. 554 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,380 I don't know. I guess I'm still a little freaked out. 555 00:30:19,420 --> 00:30:22,210 Yeah, sure. 556 00:30:24,010 --> 00:30:26,970 One skeleton. I have one skeleton in my closet. 557 00:30:27,050 --> 00:30:29,720 And you know, I'm so glad that it's out in the open. 558 00:30:29,810 --> 00:30:32,390 I'm actually... I'm relieved, honestly. 559 00:30:33,890 --> 00:30:35,890 But I meant what I said yesterday, Jessica. 560 00:30:35,940 --> 00:30:38,480 I mean, we're gonna be a family soon. 561 00:30:38,570 --> 00:30:41,070 And I want you to feel comfortable 562 00:30:41,150 --> 00:30:44,280 being able to talk to me about anything. 563 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,910 You know, whether it's your future or Rick. 564 00:30:46,950 --> 00:30:48,740 And hey, I'm a guy. 565 00:30:48,780 --> 00:30:53,000 Maybe I have some, you know, good boy advice. 566 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,660 I mean, if you want, we can even talk about your father. 567 00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:57,210 No, I don't want to talk about that. 568 00:30:57,250 --> 00:31:01,250 Okay, just know you can. 569 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,760 I hope that you know how much I love your mother. 570 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:12,430 So no more looking through my things, okay? 571 00:31:13,980 --> 00:31:18,150 No more questioning my motives, all right? 572 00:31:18,230 --> 00:31:20,270 That has to stop now. 573 00:31:22,190 --> 00:31:25,740 But if there's ever anything at all on your mind, right, 574 00:31:25,820 --> 00:31:27,990 you can come to me, okay? 575 00:31:28,070 --> 00:31:30,120 We'll work it out together, okay? Deal? 576 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,080 Uh... deal. 577 00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:40,130 [Sighs] 578 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,300 Shannon... 579 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:14,660 [Sighs] 580 00:32:24,380 --> 00:32:26,340 The next thing I know, my mom's running off into the kitchen, 581 00:32:26,380 --> 00:32:27,670 and he's acting all fatherly towards me. 582 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:29,420 Rick: Oh, that reminds me. 583 00:32:29,510 --> 00:32:31,510 I sent a message to my father's friend last night. 584 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,680 - Why? - Hal's a private investigator. 585 00:32:34,770 --> 00:32:36,310 Thought he could do some digging on Paul 586 00:32:36,390 --> 00:32:38,390 or Michael or whoever the hell this guy is. 587 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:41,230 Aw, you did that for me? 588 00:32:41,310 --> 00:32:42,900 Do you think he can actually help us? 589 00:32:42,980 --> 00:32:46,860 Rick: He's my godfather, so I hope so. 590 00:32:46,940 --> 00:32:48,400 Wait, I didn't think you believed me. 591 00:32:48,490 --> 00:32:50,110 I never said that, Jess. 592 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:53,030 But even if I didn't, I would do anything to help you. 593 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:58,040 So think of anything Paul said to you that might be important. 594 00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,500 Like what? 595 00:32:59,540 --> 00:33:01,420 Does he have like a brother or sister? 596 00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:05,210 Ooh, good. I'll just ask him if he has any siblings. 597 00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:07,210 So what are you doing later? 598 00:33:07,300 --> 00:33:12,050 Hanging out with you, duh. Wanna pick me up after lunch? 599 00:33:12,140 --> 00:33:13,550 I'll be there. 600 00:33:22,940 --> 00:33:24,560 Morning. 601 00:33:24,650 --> 00:33:27,070 Hey, good morning, kiddo. How'd you sleep? 602 00:33:27,110 --> 00:33:29,360 Mm, not bad. 603 00:33:29,450 --> 00:33:31,780 It was a good talk last night. 604 00:33:31,860 --> 00:33:34,870 Yeah, it was. 605 00:33:34,950 --> 00:33:38,200 You know, actually, I did think of another question to ask. 606 00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:39,910 Shoot. 607 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,460 Well, you mentioned about your parents, 608 00:33:41,540 --> 00:33:43,580 but you never said if you had any siblings. 609 00:33:43,670 --> 00:33:47,340 [Chuckles] Come on, Jessica. 610 00:33:47,420 --> 00:33:48,960 What? 611 00:33:49,050 --> 00:33:51,550 You're saying that you didn't just hear me? 612 00:33:51,590 --> 00:33:54,130 - No. - [Chuckles] 613 00:33:54,220 --> 00:33:57,850 'Cause I was just on the phone with my only brother, John. 614 00:33:57,930 --> 00:34:01,930 Oh, what a coincidence. Where does he live? 615 00:34:02,020 --> 00:34:04,390 In Manhattan. He's in town for some business. 616 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,270 He just wanted to, you know, touch base. 617 00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:09,360 Wait, wait, did you say that John was in town? 618 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:10,570 Yeah, yeah, he is. 619 00:34:10,650 --> 00:34:11,940 Why didn't you invite him over? 620 00:34:12,030 --> 00:34:14,110 Yeah, why didn't you? 621 00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:17,820 I mean, I was gonna. I thought about it, 622 00:34:17,910 --> 00:34:19,830 but you know, I mean, to be honest, 623 00:34:19,910 --> 00:34:21,790 it's been a little stressful around here, 624 00:34:21,870 --> 00:34:23,830 and I didn't want to impose on you guys. 625 00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,630 Okay, first of all, it is your brother, 626 00:34:26,670 --> 00:34:29,040 and I insist that you call him and tell him to come over. 627 00:34:29,130 --> 00:34:31,210 - You got it? - Yeah, I'd love to meet him. 628 00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:34,220 - It'll be fun. It'll be nice. - Yeah, it'll be great. 629 00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:36,970 I can make lunch. Oh, my god. What am I gonna make? 630 00:34:39,010 --> 00:34:40,640 Maybe I can make something here. 631 00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,640 All right, I'll try him back right now. 632 00:34:42,690 --> 00:34:44,390 He did say he had a really busy day, so... 633 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,810 Yeah, totally. 634 00:34:46,900 --> 00:34:49,770 [Sighs] It's ringing. 635 00:34:49,860 --> 00:34:51,480 Hmm. 636 00:34:51,570 --> 00:34:53,530 Voicemail. Figures. 637 00:34:53,610 --> 00:34:55,610 Hmm. 638 00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:57,660 Hey, listen, John, it's your brother. 639 00:34:57,740 --> 00:35:00,160 Look, I don't know why I didn't ask you earlier, 640 00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:02,660 but why don't you come by before you leave town, you know? 641 00:35:02,710 --> 00:35:04,330 It'd be great to see you in person, 642 00:35:04,420 --> 00:35:07,170 and of course you could meet Jessica and Tracy. 643 00:35:07,210 --> 00:35:09,880 So I will text you the address, and hopefully you can make it. 644 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,380 All right, bro, bye. 645 00:35:11,460 --> 00:35:13,880 - It's probably too late. - Yeah. 646 00:35:13,970 --> 00:35:16,840 Oh, my gosh, I really hope he can make it. 647 00:35:16,930 --> 00:35:18,510 How great would that be? 648 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,550 It would be really great. You're coming around. 649 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,020 I gotta figure out lunch. Oh! 650 00:35:27,810 --> 00:35:28,810 [Doorbell rings] 651 00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:30,730 - [Knocking] - Coming! 652 00:35:30,820 --> 00:35:33,110 Rick, I said after lunch, okay? 653 00:35:33,190 --> 00:35:36,030 Hi, I'm John. You must be Jessica. 654 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,280 Uh, hi. 655 00:35:39,370 --> 00:35:43,080 I've heard so much about you. And your mom, too, of course. 656 00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:44,160 Is my brother home? 657 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,540 Oh, yeah, of course. Come in. 658 00:35:46,620 --> 00:35:48,540 - Beautiful home. - Hey! There he is! 659 00:35:48,630 --> 00:35:50,710 - Paulie! - Oh, my god! 660 00:35:50,790 --> 00:35:52,380 I'm so glad you could make it. 661 00:35:52,460 --> 00:35:54,090 Oh, my god. I wouldn't miss it. How long has it been? 662 00:35:54,170 --> 00:35:56,380 A couple years, right? Look at you. You look so good! 663 00:35:56,470 --> 00:35:58,340 You look good. Must've been the result 664 00:35:58,390 --> 00:36:00,550 of this one taking such great care of you. 665 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,140 Hi, John! 666 00:36:02,220 --> 00:36:04,220 - Tracy, John. - It's so nice meeting you. 667 00:36:04,310 --> 00:36:05,890 I'm sorry it just took so long. 668 00:36:05,930 --> 00:36:08,310 Hey, you're here now. That's all that matters. 669 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:09,520 You guys have already met. 670 00:36:09,610 --> 00:36:11,350 This is Jessica. This is my brother John. 671 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,110 I'm surprised you're actually here. 672 00:36:13,190 --> 00:36:15,230 - In the flesh. - Yes, yes. 673 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:17,280 And I am making lunch in the kitchen. 674 00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:20,240 - If you will follow me, sir. - Okay, I'm taking her away. 675 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:21,360 Go. 676 00:36:21,410 --> 00:36:23,120 Oh, god. This is so... 677 00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,080 I didn't think he was gonna make it. 678 00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:26,750 Me either. 679 00:36:26,790 --> 00:36:28,750 Let's eat! 680 00:36:32,460 --> 00:36:33,790 Tracy: So how's Manhattan? 681 00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,590 Oh, New York's New York. 682 00:36:35,630 --> 00:36:37,590 It's loud, proud, crowded, 683 00:36:37,670 --> 00:36:40,010 and I love every minute of it. 684 00:36:40,090 --> 00:36:41,930 [Phone chimes] 685 00:36:41,970 --> 00:36:44,300 You gotta be kidding me. Look, I'm sorry, guys. 686 00:36:44,390 --> 00:36:46,640 I gotta make a quick call, okay? I'll be right back. 687 00:36:46,730 --> 00:36:49,770 Oh, Paul, you're fine. Take your time. We're good. 688 00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:53,270 This is actually perfect timing. 689 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,360 I want to talk to you guys alone for a little bit. 690 00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:58,110 Let me guess. You heard that we found out about his past life. 691 00:36:58,150 --> 00:36:59,860 I'm not talking spiritually. 692 00:36:59,950 --> 00:37:01,280 All right, Jessica, stop. 693 00:37:01,370 --> 00:37:02,950 Seriously, you're being so rude. 694 00:37:02,990 --> 00:37:04,660 No, it's okay. The last thing he wants to do 695 00:37:04,740 --> 00:37:06,620 is upset you more than he already has. 696 00:37:06,660 --> 00:37:09,120 - No, I appreciate it, but... - [Sighs] 697 00:37:11,170 --> 00:37:12,710 Look, John, 698 00:37:12,790 --> 00:37:15,170 I told you I don't want you to get involved in this. 699 00:37:15,250 --> 00:37:16,590 I'm sorry. I had to. 700 00:37:16,630 --> 00:37:18,130 Look, I knew you back when you were Michael, 701 00:37:18,170 --> 00:37:19,920 and I was there to witness in person 702 00:37:20,010 --> 00:37:21,720 why you had to give up the family name. 703 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,140 - John... - Okay, really... 704 00:37:24,180 --> 00:37:25,600 Okay, is there anything else I can do 705 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,310 to let me show you my brother's a good guy? 706 00:37:27,350 --> 00:37:28,430 I am fine. 707 00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:30,980 Well, actually, as a matter of fact, 708 00:37:31,060 --> 00:37:33,770 can I see your ID? 709 00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:35,110 She can see it. It's fine. 710 00:37:35,190 --> 00:37:37,150 You don't have to show her anything. 711 00:37:37,230 --> 00:37:38,530 Here you go. 712 00:37:38,610 --> 00:37:41,110 Tracy: It's so unnecessary. 713 00:37:42,490 --> 00:37:44,490 Paul: Can we just enjoy our meal? 714 00:37:44,530 --> 00:37:46,990 - That sounds like a great idea. - Yeah, okay. 715 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:48,700 And you know what? After this, 716 00:37:48,790 --> 00:37:50,660 let's go burn off some calories playing basketball. 717 00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:52,210 - You in? - Yes! 718 00:37:52,290 --> 00:37:55,500 Paul: Hey, it's my ball, my shot. 719 00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:58,340 - Whoo! - Ohh! 720 00:37:58,420 --> 00:38:00,130 Show him how it's done, baby! 721 00:38:00,170 --> 00:38:02,340 - That's it! - There it is! 722 00:38:05,550 --> 00:38:07,550 Tracy: Come on! Show him what you got! 723 00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:09,510 [Laughs] 724 00:38:17,150 --> 00:38:19,690 "John O'Neill." 725 00:38:25,700 --> 00:38:27,200 Guess I am crazy. 726 00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:32,870 [Basketball dribbling] 727 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:33,960 Tracy: Come on, old man! 728 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:35,710 [Phone ringing] 729 00:38:37,290 --> 00:38:39,090 Hey, dad, what's wrong? 730 00:38:39,170 --> 00:38:42,710 Just seeing what you're up to. Why would anything be wrong? 731 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,220 Guess I'm used to getting distress calls. 732 00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:46,050 I'm on my way up to Jessica's right now. 733 00:38:46,140 --> 00:38:47,590 Okay, I was just wondering what time you'd be home. 734 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:48,760 Uh, dad, I gotta go. 735 00:38:48,850 --> 00:38:50,260 Okay, I'll call you back. 736 00:38:50,350 --> 00:38:52,220 Tracy: Good job. Come on, old man, let's go! 737 00:38:52,310 --> 00:38:54,180 [Laughing] 738 00:39:01,530 --> 00:39:03,860 Tracy: Yes! [Laughs] 739 00:39:09,790 --> 00:39:11,080 Oh, my god. You're just in time. 740 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:12,740 - Get me out of here. - I got you. 741 00:39:12,790 --> 00:39:14,290 Did you ever hear from your dad's p.I. Friend? 742 00:39:14,370 --> 00:39:15,750 Where do you think we're going right now? 743 00:39:15,830 --> 00:39:17,370 - Are you serious? - Said he'd hear us out. 744 00:39:17,420 --> 00:39:19,210 Thank god, you know, I'm not alone. 745 00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:20,420 You never were, Jess. 746 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:26,760 Tracy: Touchdown! [Laughs] 747 00:39:28,970 --> 00:39:31,470 Hey! Hi, Rick! Hi, babe. 748 00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,390 - Where you going? - Just keep going. 749 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:35,100 Rick, you wanna play a little two-on-two? 750 00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:36,060 We're good. 751 00:39:36,140 --> 00:39:38,190 Really? 752 00:39:38,270 --> 00:39:41,110 Come on. Couple of old guys. Show us how it's done. 753 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,400 - Why not? - All right. 754 00:39:44,490 --> 00:39:46,610 All right, shirts versus skins? 755 00:39:46,660 --> 00:39:49,110 You guys be skins. 756 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:50,530 [Laughs] I'm kidding. 757 00:39:50,620 --> 00:39:52,030 We'll be skins. 758 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,660 Tracy: Whoo-hoo! [Laughs] 759 00:39:54,750 --> 00:39:57,910 - Give me this. I'm retired. - Okay, babe. 760 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,790 Let's go. Check the ball. 761 00:40:02,670 --> 00:40:03,800 Tracy: Whoo! 762 00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,880 ♪ [Upbeat] 763 00:40:06,970 --> 00:40:08,130 Yeah! 764 00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:23,480 Ohh! 765 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,320 Hold on, hold on. 766 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:28,650 Pick him up. Pick him up. 767 00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:33,330 Ohh! 768 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:40,000 Yeah! 769 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,550 Tie score. Guys rule. 770 00:40:47,630 --> 00:40:49,340 - [Growls] - Not like that. 771 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:55,890 That's how it's done! 772 00:40:55,970 --> 00:41:00,020 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm good. 773 00:41:00,100 --> 00:41:03,020 Let me get this. Time to remember the day. 774 00:41:03,070 --> 00:41:05,230 See you guys later. 775 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,150 - Good job, babe. - Let's go. 776 00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:09,240 That was sweet to take a picture, Jess. 777 00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,360 Good job, guys. 778 00:41:17,330 --> 00:41:19,540 All right, so... 779 00:41:20,790 --> 00:41:23,040 This is all you have on this fella? 780 00:41:23,130 --> 00:41:25,670 That's all I know. 781 00:41:25,710 --> 00:41:27,090 So what do you think? 782 00:41:27,170 --> 00:41:30,550 What do I think? Well... 783 00:41:32,550 --> 00:41:34,720 I think I'm hearing a ton of suspicion on your end, 784 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,720 which I can understand why. 785 00:41:36,770 --> 00:41:40,430 Really? Maybe I'm not crazy after all. 786 00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,020 Hal: But you are severely lacking 787 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:44,730 in the evidence department, young lady. 788 00:41:44,820 --> 00:41:47,230 That's why we came to you, Hal. Can you look into it, please? 789 00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:50,190 Well, I suppose I can shake a few trees for my godson, 790 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:54,910 but if I find anything inappropriate, 791 00:41:54,950 --> 00:41:56,280 I'm gonna tell your father. 792 00:41:56,370 --> 00:41:58,080 Fair enough. 793 00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:00,500 Email me the pictures you took inside that box. 794 00:42:00,580 --> 00:42:01,830 I will. 795 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,920 And the brother you met today... 796 00:42:06,170 --> 00:42:07,880 Is he still around? 797 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,590 Yeah, as far as I know. 798 00:42:10,670 --> 00:42:12,880 Maybe I can get some more information out of him 799 00:42:12,930 --> 00:42:14,300 while he's still here. 800 00:42:14,390 --> 00:42:16,760 I mean, there's gotta be more. 801 00:42:16,850 --> 00:42:18,930 Standing by. 802 00:42:19,020 --> 00:42:23,060 ♪ [Honky tonk] 803 00:42:24,020 --> 00:42:25,350 John: Good to see you again. 804 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:26,770 Baby brother. 805 00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,360 Oh, yeah. 806 00:42:31,450 --> 00:42:32,940 Before I forget. 807 00:42:33,030 --> 00:42:36,240 Oh. I'd have reminded you. 808 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:38,120 There's a little extra in there, 809 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,950 you know, for the obvious reasons. 810 00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,410 I gotta admit I was a tad nervous, 811 00:42:43,460 --> 00:42:45,000 showing up in person for this one. 812 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:49,130 Yeah. Never needed you before, but you did great. 813 00:42:49,210 --> 00:42:50,960 You did great. 814 00:42:51,050 --> 00:42:54,670 Thanks. Oh, good call on getting that ID last-minute. 815 00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:56,550 How'd you know the kid was gonna ask? 816 00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,140 Because she is a pain in my ass. 817 00:42:59,180 --> 00:43:00,850 She almost busted me on a little side hustle 818 00:43:00,930 --> 00:43:02,390 that boomeranged on me a couple days ago. 819 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,310 Little bitch. 820 00:43:04,390 --> 00:43:07,230 She's not even gonna be around that much longer. 821 00:43:07,310 --> 00:43:11,150 I had no idea how much of a problem she was gonna be. 822 00:43:11,230 --> 00:43:14,400 I even set up a fake social media page for you. 823 00:43:14,490 --> 00:43:17,030 I know she'll do a search. 824 00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:19,120 Hmm. Yeah, she's got some balls. 825 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,160 Yeah, that's what got me worried. 826 00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:22,660 I mean, a little less worried 827 00:43:22,750 --> 00:43:24,870 after your little dog and pony show. 828 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,330 Oh, well, that's it. 829 00:43:27,420 --> 00:43:30,040 This area has dried up for me. 830 00:43:30,130 --> 00:43:32,380 I'm gonna have to find another place. 831 00:43:32,460 --> 00:43:34,300 Probably move south. 832 00:43:34,340 --> 00:43:37,430 So how many days you need me to stick around? 833 00:43:37,510 --> 00:43:40,390 I told 'em you'd be crashing with us for a couple days. 834 00:43:40,470 --> 00:43:42,850 Don't worry. You're gonna get paid for your time. 835 00:43:44,230 --> 00:43:46,180 Yeah, we need to talk about that. 836 00:43:47,270 --> 00:43:49,150 Yeah? What? 837 00:43:49,190 --> 00:43:51,190 Well, it seems our little arrangement here 838 00:43:51,270 --> 00:43:52,820 has shifted a bit. 839 00:43:54,190 --> 00:43:56,860 How so? 840 00:43:56,950 --> 00:43:58,910 Why don't we just yank off the band-aid? 841 00:43:58,990 --> 00:44:00,530 Pretending to be your brother 842 00:44:00,580 --> 00:44:02,370 in the privacy of my own living room, 843 00:44:02,410 --> 00:44:05,040 that's one thing, one price. 844 00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:08,040 But turning up in person, sincerely pleading your case, 845 00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:11,040 well, that makes me an actor, don't it? 846 00:44:13,550 --> 00:44:16,380 And that, my friend, is an entirely different price. 847 00:44:17,590 --> 00:44:19,220 So you guys good here? 848 00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:22,050 We were. 849 00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:30,400 So let's get back to the matter at hand, shall we? 850 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:33,310 I think we're venturing into partner territory. 851 00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,780 No one asked you. 852 00:44:35,860 --> 00:44:38,530 Well, nevertheless, I think we can agree 853 00:44:38,610 --> 00:44:41,700 that we're past a few bucks stuffed in an envelope. 854 00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:44,410 I'm gonna need a stake in this going forward. 855 00:44:45,950 --> 00:44:47,700 What if... 856 00:44:47,790 --> 00:44:50,500 What if I don't wanna go forward? 857 00:44:50,580 --> 00:44:53,040 Well, then I'll find a different way to get my money. 858 00:44:54,630 --> 00:44:56,300 Look, I'm gonna hit the head. 859 00:44:56,380 --> 00:44:58,970 We probably should get back to your family. 860 00:44:59,050 --> 00:45:01,090 But while I'm gone, think about what your woman would say 861 00:45:01,180 --> 00:45:03,260 if she knew I was as much your brother 862 00:45:03,310 --> 00:45:05,970 as I am the king of England. 863 00:45:06,060 --> 00:45:07,720 Actually, forget her. 864 00:45:07,770 --> 00:45:10,100 What if the girl knew? 865 00:45:24,740 --> 00:45:26,080 Hey, babe. 866 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:28,790 What's that? 867 00:45:28,830 --> 00:45:33,120 Well, John is gonna stay with us for a couple of days, 868 00:45:33,170 --> 00:45:34,790 unless, of course, 869 00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:38,960 you'd like to check his credit score or something. 870 00:45:40,510 --> 00:45:41,800 Sorry. 871 00:45:41,890 --> 00:45:44,180 You feeling better about Paul? 872 00:45:44,260 --> 00:45:47,220 I don't know. I guess. 873 00:45:47,310 --> 00:45:50,310 Babe, you were there. You heard everything John said. 874 00:45:50,390 --> 00:45:51,930 You mean the only guy that we met 875 00:45:52,020 --> 00:45:53,350 that knew Paul before all of this 876 00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:54,690 has said that he's telling the truth 877 00:45:54,770 --> 00:45:57,480 about the thing that he lied about? 878 00:45:57,530 --> 00:46:00,230 Wow, mom, what a ringing endorsement. 879 00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,490 [Scoffs] 880 00:46:02,530 --> 00:46:05,450 Jessica, you ID'd him like an angry bouncer at a bar, 881 00:46:05,530 --> 00:46:07,990 and he showed you his ID. 882 00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:10,830 I don't understand. What is this all about? 883 00:46:10,910 --> 00:46:13,460 Besides the fact that your boyfriend has a fake name? 884 00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:19,000 Jessica, you didn't like him before we knew all of this. 885 00:46:19,090 --> 00:46:21,170 - Why? - I don't know, mom. 886 00:46:21,220 --> 00:46:23,340 Maybe because you didn't ask me if it was okay 887 00:46:23,430 --> 00:46:25,550 for him to move in. 888 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,510 Why didn't you ask? 889 00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:30,350 Um, first of all, 890 00:46:30,390 --> 00:46:33,850 I had no idea that you were gonna act like this. 891 00:46:35,770 --> 00:46:38,230 You're going to be back at college pretty soon. 892 00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,270 I'm moving on with my life. 893 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,490 I'm in love. I thought you'd be happy for me. 894 00:46:49,490 --> 00:46:53,910 You're right. I should have talked to you about it. 895 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,710 I was just thinking about myself. I'm... 896 00:46:56,790 --> 00:46:58,540 I'm sorry. 897 00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,710 At least I know what this is about now 898 00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:04,420 and why you don't like Paul. 899 00:47:04,510 --> 00:47:07,220 I just don't know how you can trust so wholeheartedly. 900 00:47:07,300 --> 00:47:10,560 Baby, you can't go through your whole life not trusting people. 901 00:47:12,180 --> 00:47:13,890 Like you trusted dad? 902 00:47:16,060 --> 00:47:17,560 Not fair. 903 00:47:21,610 --> 00:47:25,030 I'm sorry, mom, okay? I just... 904 00:47:25,110 --> 00:47:27,070 I don't want to see you get hurt again. 905 00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:33,160 ♪ [Rock] 906 00:47:33,250 --> 00:47:35,370 [Toilet flushes] 907 00:47:36,620 --> 00:47:38,330 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 908 00:47:38,420 --> 00:47:40,380 I was thinking I might've overplayed my hand 909 00:47:40,420 --> 00:47:42,210 a little bit in there. 910 00:47:42,300 --> 00:47:45,550 Yeah, you know, just a... Just a bit. 911 00:47:45,590 --> 00:47:47,760 Well, I'm sure we can work something out. 912 00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:51,930 Listen, I'm not worried about it, not at all. 913 00:47:52,020 --> 00:47:54,680 All right, let me get back into character for you. 914 00:47:54,770 --> 00:47:57,060 Yeah, you are a character. 915 00:47:58,810 --> 00:48:00,810 You sure you're not mad at me? 916 00:48:00,900 --> 00:48:03,610 How could I be mad at my baby brother, huh? 917 00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:13,740 [Gasps] 918 00:48:15,870 --> 00:48:17,120 [Gasps] 919 00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:25,300 Oh, god. 920 00:48:51,700 --> 00:48:52,990 Morning. 921 00:48:54,700 --> 00:48:56,040 Where's your brother? 922 00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:59,790 John? He took a red-eye home late last night. 923 00:48:59,870 --> 00:49:01,830 He was dying to get out of here. 924 00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:04,880 I thought he was supposed to be staying with us for a few days. 925 00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:08,340 That was a plan, but frankly, he... 926 00:49:08,420 --> 00:49:11,340 He didn't feel comfortable being here. 927 00:49:11,430 --> 00:49:13,340 - Oh. - I mean, can you blame him? 928 00:49:13,430 --> 00:49:15,680 I mean, you challenged him 929 00:49:15,770 --> 00:49:17,770 in the same way that you've been challenging me 930 00:49:17,850 --> 00:49:19,430 again and again. 931 00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,190 I mean, really? 932 00:49:21,230 --> 00:49:23,690 Did you really expect him to feel comfortable being here? 933 00:49:25,650 --> 00:49:28,030 Or me, for that matter? 934 00:49:30,610 --> 00:49:32,490 Thanks a lot, kiddo. 935 00:49:40,250 --> 00:49:42,250 I just don't believe it, not a word. 936 00:49:42,330 --> 00:49:44,380 Okay, now, exactly why do you think 937 00:49:44,420 --> 00:49:47,040 that Paul would lie about his brother going home early? 938 00:49:47,090 --> 00:49:48,920 'Cause he was supposed to stay with us for a few days, 939 00:49:49,010 --> 00:49:51,090 and then suddenly he's on a plane back home 940 00:49:51,180 --> 00:49:52,380 out of nowhere? 941 00:49:52,470 --> 00:49:55,720 Nowhere? You said you carded him at lunch. 942 00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:58,010 Well, okay, but everything was fine after that. 943 00:49:58,100 --> 00:50:00,270 We had lunch, played basketball. 944 00:50:00,350 --> 00:50:04,350 Why would he suddenly get his feelings crushed hours later? 945 00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:07,150 Okay, so what do you think happened? 946 00:50:07,230 --> 00:50:08,690 And you better not tell me 947 00:50:08,780 --> 00:50:11,070 that you think that Paul hurt his own brother. 948 00:50:11,110 --> 00:50:13,910 I don't know. Maybe. 949 00:50:13,990 --> 00:50:18,580 I just think maybe that guy was pretending to be his brother. 950 00:50:18,620 --> 00:50:21,790 Jessica, do you realize how crazy that sounds? 951 00:50:21,870 --> 00:50:25,920 Look, I've said it once, and I'm going to say it again. 952 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,710 Let your mother handle this. 953 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:30,340 I can't. She's in love. 954 00:50:30,420 --> 00:50:32,260 Mm-hmm. 955 00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:45,520 [Laughs] No. 956 00:50:45,610 --> 00:50:47,400 This is such a great idea. 957 00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,360 Yeah. With everything that's going on, 958 00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:52,400 I just figured we could use some alone time. 959 00:50:52,450 --> 00:50:56,280 And you were very, very right. 960 00:50:56,370 --> 00:50:58,450 Do you think we should order something to go for Jessica 961 00:50:58,530 --> 00:50:59,990 and bring it home for her? 962 00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:01,620 You're so sweet. 963 00:51:01,700 --> 00:51:03,830 You're always thinking about her, even though... 964 00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:07,290 Yeah, I am, a little more now than ever, 965 00:51:07,380 --> 00:51:10,340 even if she's not, you know, like my biggest fan. 966 00:51:10,420 --> 00:51:14,970 You know what? Jessica has always been hardheaded. Always. 967 00:51:15,050 --> 00:51:16,430 She gets that from her dad. 968 00:51:16,510 --> 00:51:18,760 Honey, I think she's gonna come around, 969 00:51:18,810 --> 00:51:20,760 hopefully while she's still in the house. 970 00:51:20,810 --> 00:51:23,470 Yeah, hopefully. Me too. 971 00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:26,980 Is that your friend Angela over there by the bar? 972 00:51:27,020 --> 00:51:27,980 Oh, uh... 973 00:51:29,980 --> 00:51:31,480 I don't think... 974 00:51:31,570 --> 00:51:33,650 I don't... Kinda looks like her. 975 00:51:33,700 --> 00:51:35,950 You know, I guess I must have made a mistake. 976 00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:40,120 I definitely made a mistake... 977 00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:44,700 For not asking you to be my wife sooner. 978 00:51:44,790 --> 00:51:47,080 Is that what I think it is? 979 00:51:47,170 --> 00:51:49,000 Will you marry me? 980 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,340 Yes! Yes! 981 00:51:52,420 --> 00:51:54,340 Yes, I will marry you! 982 00:51:54,420 --> 00:51:55,840 Oh, god, I love you. 983 00:51:55,930 --> 00:51:57,840 I love you. 984 00:51:57,930 --> 00:52:01,140 Listen, you know... 985 00:52:01,220 --> 00:52:05,220 That I would never ever, ever... 986 00:52:05,310 --> 00:52:07,440 Do to you what Mark did. 987 00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:09,650 I only want you. 988 00:52:09,730 --> 00:52:10,860 Just you. 989 00:52:10,940 --> 00:52:12,400 Just... us. 990 00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:14,530 I believe you. 991 00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,910 Tracy: I don't know if that's even true. 992 00:52:19,990 --> 00:52:21,200 - Hey! - Hey, hey! 993 00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:22,580 What's with the giddy grins? 994 00:52:22,660 --> 00:52:23,700 Oh, nothing. 995 00:52:23,790 --> 00:52:26,080 So dinner was just that good? 996 00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:28,910 Dinner was excellent. 997 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,960 Oh, my god. 998 00:52:32,050 --> 00:52:34,170 You're gonna say, "oh, my god," when you see this thing. 999 00:52:34,260 --> 00:52:35,880 It's beautiful, it's beautiful. 1000 00:52:35,970 --> 00:52:37,510 Champagne? 1001 00:52:37,590 --> 00:52:39,930 Look, I'm not holding my breath, 1002 00:52:40,010 --> 00:52:43,180 but both of us would really like your support on this, okay? 1003 00:52:43,260 --> 00:52:45,890 Well, when's the wedding? 1004 00:52:45,930 --> 00:52:46,890 That's the best part. One, two, three. 1005 00:52:46,980 --> 00:52:48,060 - Next week! - Next week! 1006 00:52:48,140 --> 00:52:49,940 Next week? 1007 00:52:50,020 --> 00:52:51,520 What's the rush? 1008 00:52:51,610 --> 00:52:53,310 - You're not... - No! 1009 00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:56,150 Look, we just figured we're so in love, why wait? 1010 00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:57,740 Yes, why wait? 1011 00:52:57,820 --> 00:52:59,240 I could think of a few reasons. 1012 00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:01,160 Yeah, I bet you could, kiddo, 1013 00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:02,990 but that's why I didn't ask for your permission first. 1014 00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:06,410 Babe, I know that this is a lot for you to take in right now. 1015 00:53:06,450 --> 00:53:08,120 Paul: Given everything that's happened. 1016 00:53:08,210 --> 00:53:11,290 But we are willing to let that all go if you are. 1017 00:53:11,380 --> 00:53:13,080 Yes, let's let it go. 1018 00:53:13,130 --> 00:53:14,420 God. Unbelievable. 1019 00:53:14,500 --> 00:53:16,340 Hey! 1020 00:53:16,420 --> 00:53:18,420 Jessica! 1021 00:53:18,470 --> 00:53:20,930 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. Don't worry about it. 1022 00:53:20,970 --> 00:53:22,550 No, it's not okay. 1023 00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,600 Jessica! 1024 00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:29,600 Jessica, stop! Stop! 1025 00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:33,270 Okay, what are we gonna do here, huh? 1026 00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:35,230 Real talk, okay? 1027 00:53:35,270 --> 00:53:38,900 Because I can't take this anymore. 1028 00:53:38,990 --> 00:53:41,280 I understand you're upset about what you've found with Paul, 1029 00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:42,910 but you need to let that go now. 1030 00:53:42,990 --> 00:53:44,950 You need to let it go, all right? 1031 00:53:45,030 --> 00:53:46,490 Because this is happening. 1032 00:53:46,580 --> 00:53:48,450 Why can't you just wait a little while? 1033 00:53:48,540 --> 00:53:50,290 Because I don't want to wait. 1034 00:53:50,370 --> 00:53:52,580 Because I don't want to put my life on hold any longer. 1035 00:53:55,670 --> 00:53:59,840 Hey, don't you want me to be happy? 1036 00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:01,260 Like really? 1037 00:54:01,340 --> 00:54:03,550 You haven't seen me happy in so long. 1038 00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:08,100 I have done everything that I could to make you happy. 1039 00:54:08,180 --> 00:54:11,480 Your dad is happy. Why not me? 1040 00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,520 - Mom... - No, I'm serious. 1041 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:16,440 I'm serious. Why does your... 1042 00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:19,780 Why does your dad get so much slack? 1043 00:54:19,820 --> 00:54:21,490 I-I don't understand. 1044 00:54:21,570 --> 00:54:24,660 He left us in the middle of the night. 1045 00:54:24,700 --> 00:54:28,330 He kissed you on the forehead while you were sleeping 1046 00:54:28,410 --> 00:54:30,120 and took off. 1047 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:33,290 Please. This is so hard for me, 1048 00:54:33,330 --> 00:54:35,330 and I know it's hard for you, too, 1049 00:54:35,420 --> 00:54:40,500 but, baby, everything I have done has been for us. 1050 00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,470 This is no different. 1051 00:54:45,430 --> 00:54:47,340 I love you. 1052 00:54:47,430 --> 00:54:49,970 I love you so much. 1053 00:54:56,230 --> 00:54:58,360 Tracy: And so does Paul. 1054 00:55:01,490 --> 00:55:05,820 [Phone ringing] 1055 00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:10,700 Good morning. 1056 00:55:10,790 --> 00:55:13,040 - No, not a good morning. - Why? What happened? 1057 00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:15,830 They're getting married, like in a freaking week. 1058 00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:18,170 - Wow, that was fast. - Yeah, you think? 1059 00:55:18,210 --> 00:55:19,590 So what are you gonna do now? 1060 00:55:19,670 --> 00:55:21,130 I don't know. 1061 00:55:21,210 --> 00:55:22,210 [Phone chimes] 1062 00:55:35,850 --> 00:55:39,690 [Shower running] 1063 00:56:13,390 --> 00:56:15,180 - What's the matter? - Damn it! 1064 00:56:15,270 --> 00:56:16,930 [Laughs] Sorry. 1065 00:56:17,020 --> 00:56:19,650 Jesus, dad, you're like a stage-five creeper. 1066 00:56:19,730 --> 00:56:21,110 Nothing's the matter, all right? 1067 00:56:21,190 --> 00:56:23,770 Doesn't seem like nothing to me. 1068 00:56:23,860 --> 00:56:28,030 - Okay. Don't get mad at me. - Tell me. 1069 00:56:28,110 --> 00:56:30,110 I'm sure you'll be the very first to know. 1070 00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:31,990 I've been talking to Hal lately. 1071 00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:33,580 Go on. 1072 00:56:33,660 --> 00:56:36,450 - It's about Paul. - Who's Paul? 1073 00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:38,790 You know how I said Jess is like super crazy suspicious 1074 00:56:38,870 --> 00:56:40,620 about her mom's new boyfriend? 1075 00:56:40,710 --> 00:56:42,630 I'm starting to think she's not that crazy after all. 1076 00:56:42,710 --> 00:56:45,300 Hal's a private eye. 1077 00:56:45,380 --> 00:56:47,340 I know, I know, but he's the only guy that I trust 1078 00:56:47,430 --> 00:56:50,220 that could check in on this guy. 1079 00:56:50,300 --> 00:56:52,220 You know, for someone who you don't expect 1080 00:56:52,310 --> 00:56:54,470 to be in your life much longer, 1081 00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:58,020 you certainly are neck-deep involved in hers. 1082 00:56:58,100 --> 00:57:01,480 You like her. I knew it. 1083 00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:03,480 Well, I'm sure Tracy has been feeling lonely 1084 00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:05,150 since the divorce. 1085 00:57:05,230 --> 00:57:08,320 I know how hard-hit I was when your mother died. 1086 00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:11,200 Takes time to make that connection with someone again. 1087 00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:16,240 You know, the older we get, we get set in our ways. 1088 00:57:16,330 --> 00:57:18,410 It's not easy. 1089 00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:21,670 Well, I hope you guys aren't invading this woman's love life 1090 00:57:21,750 --> 00:57:23,380 for no good reason. 1091 00:57:23,460 --> 00:57:25,500 Same, believe me. 1092 00:57:25,550 --> 00:57:27,630 Well, look, you guys be careful, okay? 1093 00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:30,670 I trust Hal, too, but I expect you to tell me 1094 00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:33,010 if anything turns out rotten on this guy, okay? 1095 00:57:33,050 --> 00:57:35,850 You got it. 1096 00:57:35,930 --> 00:57:37,510 All right. 1097 00:57:41,850 --> 00:57:44,520 [Phone ringing] 1098 00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:49,190 - Hello. - Hello, Hal? 1099 00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:50,530 Hey, this is Jessica, Rick's friend. 1100 00:57:50,570 --> 00:57:52,910 - He told me to give you a call. - I did. 1101 00:57:52,990 --> 00:57:55,870 First of all, anything happen since we last spoke? 1102 00:57:55,910 --> 00:57:58,700 Well, the brother disappeared. Paul said he went home, 1103 00:57:58,790 --> 00:58:00,540 even though he was supposed to stay with us a couple days. 1104 00:58:00,580 --> 00:58:03,040 - Mm-hmm. - Did you find anything? 1105 00:58:03,130 --> 00:58:04,880 Well, I couldn't find out anything 1106 00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:07,000 on either of the names you gave me for the guy, 1107 00:58:07,050 --> 00:58:09,250 but I did find out something about the woman in the pictures. 1108 00:58:09,340 --> 00:58:10,710 Oh? 1109 00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:13,550 You said her name was Shannon Cassidy, right? 1110 00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:15,890 - Yeah, that's right. - Her name's not Shannon. 1111 00:58:15,970 --> 00:58:18,850 It's Scarlett. Scarlett Shaw. 1112 00:58:18,930 --> 00:58:21,890 [Scoffs] Another name, another lie. 1113 00:58:21,980 --> 00:58:24,190 Another name, another lie. 1114 00:58:24,270 --> 00:58:26,900 I was able to track down her address. 1115 00:58:26,980 --> 00:58:30,230 It's not too far from you. I'll text it right over, okay? 1116 00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:33,110 Oh, perfect. You're a lifesaver, Hal, thank you. 1117 00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:34,740 Yeah. Here's the thing. 1118 00:58:34,820 --> 00:58:36,700 I feel like I should go with you. 1119 00:58:36,740 --> 00:58:39,370 Oh, no, no. I'll be okay, really. 1120 00:58:39,450 --> 00:58:43,830 Fine, but you need to tell your mother about this right now. 1121 00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:47,210 I will. I promise. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1122 00:58:50,460 --> 00:58:51,420 Bye. 1123 00:58:59,180 --> 00:59:01,270 Rick: So you're just gonna drive over there? 1124 00:59:01,350 --> 00:59:03,890 Yeah, why not? It's only like 90 minutes away. 1125 00:59:03,980 --> 00:59:05,480 Well, shouldn't you call her first? 1126 00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:07,100 I did, but no one answered. 1127 00:59:07,150 --> 00:59:09,610 I just think this needs to be done face-to-face. 1128 00:59:09,690 --> 00:59:11,690 Well, I want to go with you. 1129 00:59:11,780 --> 00:59:13,490 Hal wanted to go, too, 1130 00:59:13,570 --> 00:59:15,320 but I really think that more than one person coming at her 1131 00:59:15,410 --> 00:59:18,200 is just gonna freak her out. 1132 00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:20,910 Babe, I appreciate that you want to go. I really do. 1133 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,660 I just... I need to do this on my own, okay? 1134 00:59:23,750 --> 00:59:26,250 I just think this guy could really do some harm. 1135 00:59:26,330 --> 00:59:27,580 No way, Jess. 1136 00:59:27,630 --> 00:59:29,460 I started this thing with you, 1137 00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:32,340 and there's no way I'm not gonna be there at the end. 1138 00:59:32,420 --> 00:59:34,340 Hey, babe, I gotta go, okay? I'll call you after. 1139 00:59:34,430 --> 00:59:37,260 [Car door opens, closes] 1140 00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:00,280 [Click] 1141 01:00:07,790 --> 01:00:09,370 Where's my phone? 1142 01:00:09,460 --> 01:00:10,830 Oh, there it is. 1143 01:00:53,380 --> 01:00:56,090 [Phone ringing] 1144 01:00:56,170 --> 01:00:58,840 I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. 1145 01:01:01,010 --> 01:01:02,050 Hello. 1146 01:01:02,140 --> 01:01:04,390 Uh, is this Hal? 1147 01:01:04,470 --> 01:01:06,390 Yeah. You need help with something? 1148 01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:09,770 Yeah, when you say "help," you mean... 1149 01:01:09,850 --> 01:01:11,140 I'm a private investigator. 1150 01:01:11,230 --> 01:01:13,150 It can mean a lot of things, pal. 1151 01:01:13,230 --> 01:01:17,070 Well, um, my name is Paul Riley. 1152 01:01:17,150 --> 01:01:19,570 - Oh. - Yeah. 1153 01:01:19,610 --> 01:01:22,360 You've been talking to my stepdaughter, Jessica. 1154 01:01:22,450 --> 01:01:26,120 Yeah, um, I have. 1155 01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:29,660 Look, she came to me, pal, because... 1156 01:01:29,750 --> 01:01:33,000 Because she doesn't trust you, okay? 1157 01:01:33,090 --> 01:01:36,340 So you really need to be having this conversation with her. 1158 01:01:36,420 --> 01:01:37,420 Are you with me? 1159 01:01:37,510 --> 01:01:38,710 Well, I have. 1160 01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:41,590 I will again, believe me. 1161 01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:44,550 What exactly have you told her? 1162 01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:46,600 What have I been telling her? 1163 01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:50,100 That the women in the photos she found... 1164 01:01:50,190 --> 01:01:52,390 Shannon, whatever... 1165 01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:54,400 Yeah, that's not her real name either. 1166 01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:56,440 It's Scarlett Shaw. 1167 01:01:58,190 --> 01:02:00,110 Hard to tell what you're playing at, buddy, 1168 01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:02,360 but it doesn't sound kosher to me. 1169 01:02:02,450 --> 01:02:06,280 [Chuckles] You gotta hear my side of the story, Hal. 1170 01:02:06,370 --> 01:02:08,620 I mean, this whole thing's gonna blow up. 1171 01:02:10,250 --> 01:02:12,790 I don't think that's such a great idea, Paul. 1172 01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:15,460 Look, let me buy you a beer, all right? 1173 01:02:15,540 --> 01:02:16,960 I'll buy you a beer, 1174 01:02:17,050 --> 01:02:18,880 and I will tell you the whole story. 1175 01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:21,630 Maybe you can help me smooth this thing out. 1176 01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:25,640 Yeah? Why can't you just tell me over the phone? 1177 01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:29,470 So you're investigating an underage girl's guardian, 1178 01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:31,520 and you don't think I deserve the respect 1179 01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:33,520 of an in-person meeting? 1180 01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:35,560 Where? 1181 01:02:35,650 --> 01:02:37,150 There's a bar. Danny's. 1182 01:02:37,230 --> 01:02:40,480 Opens early. I'll text you the address. 1183 01:02:40,570 --> 01:02:42,190 Meet me there in an hour. 1184 01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:44,860 I know Danny's. Great. 1185 01:02:44,950 --> 01:02:46,450 Son of a bitch. 1186 01:02:53,370 --> 01:02:55,580 Tracy: Hey, Paul, is that you? 1187 01:02:55,670 --> 01:02:57,330 Yeah. 1188 01:02:57,420 --> 01:03:00,800 Can you come here for a sec? We're in the gazebo. 1189 01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:02,010 Okay. 1190 01:03:05,970 --> 01:03:07,510 Sandra: She's a little distracted. 1191 01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:09,300 Tracy: You think? Yeah. Oh, my god. You have no idea. 1192 01:03:09,350 --> 01:03:11,220 Is she on her phone all the time? 1193 01:03:11,310 --> 01:03:14,020 No, she's not on her phone. She's trying to make them coins. 1194 01:03:14,100 --> 01:03:15,190 - Really? - Yeah. 1195 01:03:15,230 --> 01:03:16,400 She is making tips. 1196 01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:18,190 Honey, hey! 1197 01:03:18,230 --> 01:03:19,900 You remember Sandra, right? 1198 01:03:19,980 --> 01:03:21,400 Yeah, of course. Hi. 1199 01:03:21,490 --> 01:03:23,360 Hey, Paul, how you doing? 1200 01:03:23,450 --> 01:03:26,910 I'm fine, yeah. Everything good here? 1201 01:03:26,990 --> 01:03:28,490 Oh, yeah. We're just having a little girl talk. 1202 01:03:28,530 --> 01:03:29,990 Where are you off to? 1203 01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:32,700 I just gotta go take a little bit of work. 1204 01:03:32,750 --> 01:03:34,830 Okay, well, I don't want to keep you. 1205 01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:37,210 I will see you back here later, okay? 1206 01:03:37,250 --> 01:03:39,380 - Okay. - I have a surprise for you. 1207 01:03:39,420 --> 01:03:42,550 Ooh, the surprises never stop in this house, do they? 1208 01:03:42,590 --> 01:03:43,710 [Laughter] 1209 01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:45,050 Bye, Paul. 1210 01:03:45,130 --> 01:03:47,840 Oh, my god. I didn't tell you. 1211 01:03:47,890 --> 01:03:50,390 Oh, my god! I didn't even notice. 1212 01:03:50,470 --> 01:03:52,890 Wow, it's beautiful! Congratulations! 1213 01:03:52,980 --> 01:03:54,850 Thank you. 1214 01:03:54,890 --> 01:03:56,690 So when's the wedding? 1215 01:03:56,770 --> 01:04:00,060 Here's the best part. We're getting married next week. 1216 01:04:00,150 --> 01:04:03,780 Wow, that... next... That's fast. 1217 01:04:03,860 --> 01:04:05,320 And that's judgmental. 1218 01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:07,860 And why do you care how quick it is? 1219 01:04:07,950 --> 01:04:10,570 You're not the one getting married. 1220 01:04:10,620 --> 01:04:12,910 Tracy, can we talk? 1221 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:14,620 Yes. 1222 01:04:14,710 --> 01:04:16,960 Are you sure the whole name-change thing, 1223 01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:18,960 it's really nothing? 1224 01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:23,590 Oh, my... of course I am. Of course I'm sure. 1225 01:04:23,670 --> 01:04:26,590 I am so mad that she even said anything about that. 1226 01:04:26,630 --> 01:04:28,970 - Tracy, come on. - No! 1227 01:04:29,050 --> 01:04:31,930 Sandra, I'm having a hard enough time as it is with Jessica. 1228 01:04:31,970 --> 01:04:33,600 I do not need my best friend 1229 01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:36,100 trying to make me suspicious of my fiancé. 1230 01:04:36,190 --> 01:04:38,520 Why can't you just be supportive of me? 1231 01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:40,940 Just 'cause you haven't found a man, you're gonna... 1232 01:04:41,020 --> 01:04:44,780 Wait! Wait! Now I'm gonna stop you right there. 1233 01:04:44,820 --> 01:04:46,780 Now, I didn't trip when you stopped calling me 1234 01:04:46,860 --> 01:04:48,240 because you found a man, 1235 01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:50,110 and I talked your daughter through this mess 1236 01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:52,450 and gave her a job at the same damn time. 1237 01:04:52,530 --> 01:04:56,370 But that right there, no, ma'am, I will not... 1238 01:04:56,460 --> 01:04:58,120 I am so sorry. 1239 01:04:58,210 --> 01:05:00,120 I don't even know why I said that. 1240 01:05:00,170 --> 01:05:03,500 I am not your enemy, Tracy. 1241 01:05:03,590 --> 01:05:06,090 I'm just trying to help you guys. 1242 01:05:06,170 --> 01:05:09,130 I know you are. I know. 1243 01:05:09,220 --> 01:05:11,340 But, Sandra, I promise you, I promise. 1244 01:05:11,430 --> 01:05:13,970 I do trust him. 1245 01:05:14,060 --> 01:05:16,810 Paul would never hurt anybody. 1246 01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:47,880 [Line ringing] 1247 01:05:47,970 --> 01:05:49,630 [Phone buzzing] 1248 01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:51,170 Hey, babe, what's up? 1249 01:05:51,220 --> 01:05:53,340 Hey, mom. Okay, look, don't freak out. 1250 01:05:53,390 --> 01:05:55,930 Oh, god, Jessica, what did you do now? 1251 01:05:56,010 --> 01:05:57,180 I had a friend of Rick's 1252 01:05:57,270 --> 01:05:58,680 look into what we know about Paul. 1253 01:05:58,730 --> 01:05:59,600 He's a P.I. 1254 01:05:59,690 --> 01:06:00,640 Jessica! 1255 01:06:00,690 --> 01:06:03,190 He's lying to us, mom! 1256 01:06:03,230 --> 01:06:04,520 Babe, I cannot handle this! 1257 01:06:04,610 --> 01:06:06,150 Her name is not Shannon. 1258 01:06:06,230 --> 01:06:08,400 Okay, babe, it's enough, it's enough. 1259 01:06:08,490 --> 01:06:10,610 I can't do this anymore, okay? 1260 01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:13,360 And why did you tell Sandra about Paul's name change? 1261 01:06:13,450 --> 01:06:15,200 Because I needed to talk to an actual adult 1262 01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:17,240 who didn't make me feel sorry for finding out 1263 01:06:17,330 --> 01:06:19,120 the stuff that I found out about him. 1264 01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:21,410 - I want you to come home now. - No, but... 1265 01:06:21,500 --> 01:06:23,000 Now! 1266 01:06:24,420 --> 01:06:25,880 Oh, my god. 1267 01:06:30,260 --> 01:06:31,720 I can't do that. 1268 01:06:40,180 --> 01:06:41,220 Excuse me. 1269 01:06:41,310 --> 01:06:43,730 Uh, can I help you? 1270 01:06:43,810 --> 01:06:46,440 Uh, yeah. Are you Scarlett Shaw? 1271 01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:47,770 Who are you? 1272 01:06:47,860 --> 01:06:50,070 I'm sorry. I'm Jessica Johnson. 1273 01:06:50,150 --> 01:06:52,240 Do you have a minute to talk? 1274 01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:54,610 I don't know you, Jessica Johnson. 1275 01:06:54,700 --> 01:06:56,740 Yeah, I know you don't know me. 1276 01:06:56,830 --> 01:06:59,530 - What do you want? - It's about Michael O'Neill. 1277 01:06:59,620 --> 01:07:01,700 [Sighs] 1278 01:07:01,750 --> 01:07:04,410 Would you like some tea? 1279 01:07:24,310 --> 01:07:26,520 So when I first met Michael, 1280 01:07:26,610 --> 01:07:28,690 it was one of those magic moments 1281 01:07:28,770 --> 01:07:30,690 that you only see in the movies. 1282 01:07:30,780 --> 01:07:32,280 Romance or horror? 1283 01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:35,650 Well, it started off as the first. 1284 01:07:35,740 --> 01:07:37,160 He moved in right away, 1285 01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:40,160 and we got married after only a few months. 1286 01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:43,410 No prenup. You know, he was so sweet to me, 1287 01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:45,870 I never even actually considered it. 1288 01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:48,120 Michael got himself pretty drunk one night, 1289 01:07:48,170 --> 01:07:51,880 and he told me some things that I think were the actual truth, 1290 01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:55,130 like his dad died when he was a kid, 1291 01:07:55,220 --> 01:07:56,840 and he was raised by a single mother, 1292 01:07:56,930 --> 01:08:00,050 and she was really abusive. 1293 01:08:00,140 --> 01:08:02,600 Oh. I didn't know that. 1294 01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:04,390 His mom always had plenty of money, 1295 01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:06,390 but she never even bothered to raise her own son. 1296 01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:08,310 I mean, she never even bothered to feed him. 1297 01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:10,110 I mean, amid all that luxury, 1298 01:08:10,190 --> 01:08:12,440 he just kinda had to fend for himself. 1299 01:08:12,530 --> 01:08:15,690 Can you imagine what that must have felt like 1300 01:08:15,780 --> 01:08:17,280 to an eight-year-old boy? 1301 01:08:17,360 --> 01:08:19,320 No. 1302 01:08:19,370 --> 01:08:23,160 So one day I needed his bank info for something, 1303 01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:24,700 and he wasn't home, 1304 01:08:24,790 --> 01:08:27,290 so I went through all of his stuff. 1305 01:08:29,170 --> 01:08:31,210 That wasn't what I found. 1306 01:08:31,290 --> 01:08:33,880 A box like what I found? 1307 01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:36,380 Two of them... 1308 01:08:36,470 --> 01:08:39,130 Of him with women whom I'd never met. 1309 01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:42,550 Oh, my god. 1310 01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:44,760 And then I looked a little further in his computer, 1311 01:08:44,850 --> 01:08:47,350 and I saw marriage certificates. 1312 01:08:47,440 --> 01:08:52,190 He had married both of these women under different names, 1313 01:08:52,230 --> 01:08:55,650 so I had to look more, of course. 1314 01:08:55,740 --> 01:08:57,490 Glutton for punishment. 1315 01:08:57,570 --> 01:09:00,360 And I saw their bank account information. 1316 01:09:00,450 --> 01:09:02,530 He had completely cleaned these women out. 1317 01:09:02,620 --> 01:09:04,530 I knew it was about the money. 1318 01:09:07,660 --> 01:09:10,830 Hey, future husband, are you back? 1319 01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:13,880 Paul? 1320 01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:20,090 Hey, babe. 1321 01:09:20,180 --> 01:09:22,090 Hi. 1322 01:09:22,180 --> 01:09:24,550 What is this? 1323 01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:27,560 Look, trace, with everything that's been going down lately, 1324 01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:29,520 I just, you know, I felt like... 1325 01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:34,230 I needed to do something to show you how serious I am about us. 1326 01:09:34,320 --> 01:09:38,820 What? Babe, I know how serious you are. 1327 01:09:38,900 --> 01:09:41,400 Yeah, but look, it's just a little more real 1328 01:09:41,450 --> 01:09:42,820 when you put it down on paper. 1329 01:09:42,910 --> 01:09:47,160 And this is notarized already. What is it? 1330 01:09:47,250 --> 01:09:50,580 Yeah, I had a buddy of mine do me a favor, 1331 01:09:50,620 --> 01:09:54,580 so that I could, you know, surprise you with this now. 1332 01:09:54,630 --> 01:09:56,750 This... 1333 01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:59,380 This officially merges our lives. 1334 01:09:59,470 --> 01:10:03,220 Our money, property, everything. 1335 01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:08,220 I want you to know that even before we say our vows, 1336 01:10:08,310 --> 01:10:11,730 everything that's mine... 1337 01:10:11,810 --> 01:10:13,940 Is yours and Jessica's. 1338 01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:20,070 You're amazing. 1339 01:10:20,110 --> 01:10:22,070 I love this. I love you. 1340 01:10:24,490 --> 01:10:26,160 You are wonderful. 1341 01:10:26,240 --> 01:10:27,780 I love this. 1342 01:10:31,290 --> 01:10:34,960 Should we, uh, make it official? 1343 01:10:46,140 --> 01:10:47,800 So what'd you do? 1344 01:10:47,850 --> 01:10:50,350 The worst thing I could've done: I confronted him. 1345 01:10:50,430 --> 01:10:52,480 And he came up with all of these excuses, 1346 01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:54,770 and, oh, he was so sincere. 1347 01:10:54,860 --> 01:10:56,770 I really just didn't want to hear it. 1348 01:10:56,860 --> 01:10:58,690 Did you go to the police? 1349 01:10:58,780 --> 01:11:01,070 No. 1350 01:11:01,150 --> 01:11:02,570 Why not? 1351 01:11:02,650 --> 01:11:04,030 Steve. 1352 01:11:04,110 --> 01:11:06,530 Who's Steve? 1353 01:11:06,620 --> 01:11:07,620 My ex. 1354 01:11:07,700 --> 01:11:10,990 He never really trusted Michael, 1355 01:11:11,080 --> 01:11:14,500 so he decided to delve into his past. 1356 01:11:14,580 --> 01:11:16,580 Then what happened? 1357 01:11:16,670 --> 01:11:18,330 He was killed... 1358 01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:21,670 In a carjacking gone wrong. 1359 01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:24,550 So the more I learned the truth, 1360 01:11:24,630 --> 01:11:26,300 the more I began to realize 1361 01:11:26,390 --> 01:11:29,010 that it was probably a murder gone right. 1362 01:11:29,100 --> 01:11:31,510 And all of a sudden, 1363 01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:35,230 I was terrified of this man that I was so in love with, 1364 01:11:35,310 --> 01:11:36,730 and I just wanted him gone. 1365 01:11:36,810 --> 01:11:38,350 So then what did you do? 1366 01:11:38,440 --> 01:11:40,940 I paid him off. Hmm! 1367 01:11:41,030 --> 01:11:43,230 And... 1368 01:11:43,320 --> 01:11:45,200 It was 200 grand. 1369 01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:49,370 Once he'd gotten what he came for, he went away. 1370 01:11:49,410 --> 01:11:50,780 And I consider myself lucky. 1371 01:11:50,870 --> 01:11:52,990 Just imagine if I had dug a little deeper 1372 01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:55,040 what he might have done to me. 1373 01:11:55,080 --> 01:11:58,210 Look, I know this guy frightens you, 1374 01:11:58,250 --> 01:12:00,210 but him and my mom are getting married next week, 1375 01:12:00,250 --> 01:12:01,840 and I know the police won't believe me, 1376 01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:03,420 so maybe you can just... 1377 01:12:03,510 --> 01:12:05,670 No. I've already told you everything I know. 1378 01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:07,760 Please, just... 1379 01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:12,010 I'm sorry. I-I just... I just can't. 1380 01:12:12,100 --> 01:12:14,060 Okay, okay. Hey, it's okay. 1381 01:12:14,140 --> 01:12:15,850 You've told me more than enough, okay? 1382 01:12:15,940 --> 01:12:17,390 I'll just tell my mom everything that you just told me, 1383 01:12:17,440 --> 01:12:19,600 and hopefully it's not too late, okay? 1384 01:12:19,690 --> 01:12:22,150 Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. 1385 01:12:22,230 --> 01:12:23,570 I'm so sorry. 1386 01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:55,600 [Line ringing] 1387 01:12:55,680 --> 01:12:57,430 - Come on, pick up. - Tracy: Leave a voicemail. 1388 01:12:57,520 --> 01:12:59,140 Hey, mom, it's me. 1389 01:12:59,230 --> 01:13:01,230 Okay, I just saw the woman that Paul used to be married to. 1390 01:13:01,310 --> 01:13:04,020 I was right. He is after our money, okay? 1391 01:13:04,110 --> 01:13:05,980 Just don't say anything to him. I'll be home soon. 1392 01:13:06,070 --> 01:13:09,280 I think he might be dangerous. Okay. 1393 01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:13,320 Hey, honey I forgot to ask you. Can I get John's number? 1394 01:13:13,410 --> 01:13:16,120 I want to make sure he can make it to the wedding. 1395 01:13:17,500 --> 01:13:18,960 Paul? 1396 01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:23,790 Paul! 1397 01:13:25,210 --> 01:13:27,050 Hey, where are you? 1398 01:13:27,130 --> 01:13:28,590 Paul? 1399 01:13:31,550 --> 01:13:34,350 Paul, are you in your office? 1400 01:13:34,430 --> 01:13:35,970 Are you in here? 1401 01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:50,320 I'll find John's number myself. 1402 01:13:58,080 --> 01:13:59,330 Okay, that's weird. 1403 01:13:59,370 --> 01:14:02,290 [Phone chiming] 1404 01:14:02,330 --> 01:14:04,500 Forgot I had this thing on silent. 1405 01:14:04,540 --> 01:14:07,670 You have one new voicemail. [Beep] 1406 01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:09,590 Jessica: Mom, mom, it's me. 1407 01:14:09,670 --> 01:14:11,670 Okay, I just saw the woman that Paul used to be married to. 1408 01:14:11,760 --> 01:14:13,890 And I was right. He is after our money, okay? 1409 01:14:13,970 --> 01:14:16,180 Just don't say anything to him. I'll be home soon. 1410 01:14:16,260 --> 01:14:18,510 I think he might be dangerous. Okay. 1411 01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:19,810 [Beep] 1412 01:15:04,730 --> 01:15:08,190 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1413 01:15:09,650 --> 01:15:10,730 Oh. 1414 01:15:16,740 --> 01:15:18,320 No. 1415 01:15:18,410 --> 01:15:21,740 No, no, no, no, no, no! 1416 01:15:24,330 --> 01:15:27,250 Jessica was right. Jessica was right. 1417 01:15:30,260 --> 01:15:31,500 Sandra: Leave a message. 1418 01:15:31,590 --> 01:15:32,960 Hey, Sandra, it's Jessica. 1419 01:15:33,050 --> 01:15:34,550 I think we are in real trouble with Paul, 1420 01:15:34,630 --> 01:15:36,090 and I need you to get over to our house 1421 01:15:36,180 --> 01:15:37,760 and bring your little friend. 1422 01:15:39,510 --> 01:15:42,930 Get... over... here... now. 1423 01:15:50,730 --> 01:15:51,770 [Ding] 1424 01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:55,450 Uh-oh. 1425 01:15:55,490 --> 01:15:57,070 - What? - I don't know. 1426 01:15:57,160 --> 01:15:58,570 I think it has something to do with Paul. 1427 01:15:58,660 --> 01:16:00,370 Jess wants me to come right now. 1428 01:16:00,450 --> 01:16:02,740 - I'll come with you. - No, it's fine. I got this. 1429 01:16:03,750 --> 01:16:04,790 Okay. 1430 01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:09,790 Mom, mom? 1431 01:16:12,510 --> 01:16:13,460 Mom. 1432 01:16:15,050 --> 01:16:16,300 Mom? 1433 01:16:16,340 --> 01:16:18,760 [Gasps] 1434 01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:19,890 Mom, no! 1435 01:16:19,970 --> 01:16:23,140 [Screams] 1436 01:16:37,530 --> 01:16:40,780 Okay, nap time's over, ladies. 1437 01:16:40,830 --> 01:16:42,330 Wake up! 1438 01:16:42,410 --> 01:16:44,080 Wakey, wakey. 1439 01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:45,290 Come on. 1440 01:16:46,370 --> 01:16:48,660 There you are. [Chuckles] 1441 01:16:48,750 --> 01:16:50,750 Hi. 1442 01:16:50,840 --> 01:16:52,340 Hi. Yeah. 1443 01:16:52,420 --> 01:16:54,840 [Chuckles] 1444 01:16:56,300 --> 01:16:58,590 Ohh... 1445 01:16:58,680 --> 01:17:01,430 You just couldn't let it go, could ya, kiddo? 1446 01:17:01,510 --> 01:17:05,180 [Scoffs] No. 1447 01:17:05,230 --> 01:17:07,680 All right, I'm gonna take off your gags now, 1448 01:17:07,770 --> 01:17:12,860 but if either one of you screams for help, 1449 01:17:12,900 --> 01:17:15,190 well, then we're gonna be wrapping this up 1450 01:17:15,240 --> 01:17:18,400 a lot sooner than I planned. 1451 01:17:18,490 --> 01:17:21,570 All right? Yes? 1452 01:17:21,660 --> 01:17:24,870 Huh? Just nod your head. 1453 01:17:24,950 --> 01:17:27,040 Okay, good. 1454 01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:28,830 How about you? Yeah? 1455 01:17:29,830 --> 01:17:31,040 Wonderful. 1456 01:17:33,670 --> 01:17:34,710 There you go. 1457 01:17:43,510 --> 01:17:44,890 You're pathetic. 1458 01:17:52,360 --> 01:17:54,560 Look, while the two of you sit there 1459 01:17:54,610 --> 01:17:57,690 looking at me with total hatred, 1460 01:17:57,740 --> 01:18:01,780 just remember that all this was avoidable. 1461 01:18:01,860 --> 01:18:05,160 - How, by robbing us blind? - Well, no. 1462 01:18:05,240 --> 01:18:08,290 Actually, that part was gonna happen anyway. 1463 01:18:08,370 --> 01:18:10,790 What I'm talking about is this unnecessary extra step 1464 01:18:10,870 --> 01:18:14,960 of having to clean up this goddamn mess. 1465 01:18:15,040 --> 01:18:17,420 What do you mean, clean up? 1466 01:18:20,630 --> 01:18:22,930 What do you think I mean, trace? 1467 01:18:22,970 --> 01:18:25,390 911? I think someone's breaking into a house. 1468 01:18:25,470 --> 01:18:28,600 I think he has a gun. Please hurry. 1469 01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:31,270 Please, Paul. Paul, please. 1470 01:18:31,310 --> 01:18:33,270 Please let my daughter go. 1471 01:18:33,350 --> 01:18:34,810 - Oh, your daughter? - Let my daughter... 1472 01:18:34,900 --> 01:18:36,860 If your daughter had let this go, 1473 01:18:36,940 --> 01:18:40,110 then none of us would be here right now, would we? 1474 01:18:40,190 --> 01:18:41,280 No! 1475 01:18:42,820 --> 01:18:44,950 I'd be long gone. The two of you would be... 1476 01:18:45,030 --> 01:18:46,870 Penniless. 1477 01:18:46,950 --> 01:18:48,660 [Laughs] 1478 01:18:48,750 --> 01:18:51,450 Actually, I was gonna say "safe." 1479 01:18:51,540 --> 01:18:55,120 But you know what? You're right, you're right. 1480 01:18:55,170 --> 01:18:57,210 Two things can be true at the same time. 1481 01:18:57,300 --> 01:18:59,000 Are you proud of yourself? 1482 01:18:59,090 --> 01:19:01,130 I don't know, are you? 1483 01:19:01,170 --> 01:19:03,220 Are you proud of yourself? 1484 01:19:03,300 --> 01:19:06,180 Because two people are dead because of your actions. 1485 01:19:06,260 --> 01:19:08,550 Who? 1486 01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:10,140 Your brother, huh? 1487 01:19:10,220 --> 01:19:12,140 That's one. 1488 01:19:12,190 --> 01:19:14,640 Who else? 1489 01:19:14,690 --> 01:19:16,650 Uh, let's just say 1490 01:19:16,730 --> 01:19:19,440 that there's one less private investigator in this town, 1491 01:19:19,530 --> 01:19:21,860 poking his nose in where it doesn't belong. 1492 01:19:21,940 --> 01:19:24,490 Oh, my god. Hal? 1493 01:19:24,530 --> 01:19:28,120 Oh, god, I told you, kiddo. 1494 01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:30,330 If you wanted to know something, 1495 01:19:30,370 --> 01:19:33,290 you should have just asked me, kiddo. 1496 01:19:37,420 --> 01:19:40,130 Babe... 1497 01:19:40,210 --> 01:19:42,760 I'm really sorry. 1498 01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:45,340 I know how much you were looking forward to the wedding. 1499 01:19:45,390 --> 01:19:47,010 [Sobbing] 1500 01:19:47,100 --> 01:19:50,810 God, and you really fought for us too. 1501 01:19:50,890 --> 01:19:53,390 Wow. 1502 01:19:53,480 --> 01:19:55,520 I didn't plan on your daughter going all Nancy drew on us, 1503 01:19:55,600 --> 01:19:57,230 but, you know, 1504 01:19:57,310 --> 01:20:00,690 luckily, there's more than one way to skin a cat. 1505 01:20:00,780 --> 01:20:01,940 What's that? 1506 01:20:02,030 --> 01:20:04,030 Oh, this? This is nothing. 1507 01:20:04,070 --> 01:20:06,360 Just a legally binding document 1508 01:20:06,410 --> 01:20:10,450 that your mother signed today that merges our money. 1509 01:20:10,540 --> 01:20:13,870 You don't think the cops will be suspicious of that? 1510 01:20:13,910 --> 01:20:15,370 The fact that she signed it, 1511 01:20:15,420 --> 01:20:17,540 and we both turn up dead the same day? 1512 01:20:17,630 --> 01:20:20,880 Well, I mean, according to this, she signed this weeks ago. 1513 01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:23,340 But you are right. 1514 01:20:23,420 --> 01:20:25,380 The whole avoiding suspicion part, 1515 01:20:25,430 --> 01:20:27,930 yeah, that actually is gonna be a little painful for me. 1516 01:20:28,010 --> 01:20:29,720 What do you mean? 1517 01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:32,600 Oh, yeah. 1518 01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:35,470 Bad news, ladies. All three of us will be 1519 01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:38,020 the victims of a horrible, horrible crime. 1520 01:20:38,100 --> 01:20:39,900 A home invasion, more specifically. 1521 01:20:39,940 --> 01:20:43,900 Very soon, an extremely brazen thief with a gun 1522 01:20:43,990 --> 01:20:46,490 is gonna come through that back door. 1523 01:20:46,570 --> 01:20:48,280 The police will know things will go horribly wrong, 1524 01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:50,070 and he's gonna shoot both of you dead. 1525 01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:51,570 And how would they know that? 1526 01:20:51,660 --> 01:20:53,450 Well, 'cause I'm gonna tell 'em, 1527 01:20:53,540 --> 01:20:55,410 and they're gonna believe me 1528 01:20:55,460 --> 01:20:58,080 because he shot me for dead. 1529 01:20:58,120 --> 01:21:01,630 But, spoiler alert, I don't die. 1530 01:21:01,710 --> 01:21:04,250 Guess I'm gonna have to bite the bullet on this one. 1531 01:21:04,340 --> 01:21:07,210 Maybe just take one in the arm. 1532 01:21:07,300 --> 01:21:09,380 - How could you do this to us? - Oh, come on! 1533 01:21:09,470 --> 01:21:12,430 Please. Stop being such a drama queen, trace. 1534 01:21:12,510 --> 01:21:14,430 It's just business. 1535 01:21:14,520 --> 01:21:17,100 No, it's not. Just some sick, twisted revenge 1536 01:21:17,190 --> 01:21:19,100 for the way your mother treated you, isn't it? 1537 01:21:19,190 --> 01:21:20,730 What did you just say? 1538 01:21:20,770 --> 01:21:22,520 I spoke to your ex-wife. 1539 01:21:22,610 --> 01:21:24,110 Scarlett. 1540 01:21:24,190 --> 01:21:26,400 She told me about you and your past. 1541 01:21:26,490 --> 01:21:28,740 Must have been hard having a mother 1542 01:21:28,820 --> 01:21:30,610 who treated the family dog better, huh? 1543 01:21:30,660 --> 01:21:32,450 You don't know anything about that. 1544 01:21:32,490 --> 01:21:36,620 Well, then tell us, Paul. You're an open book, remember? 1545 01:21:36,700 --> 01:21:39,500 Must've been hard to be living like a peasant, 1546 01:21:39,580 --> 01:21:41,540 while your mom was living it up, huh? 1547 01:21:41,630 --> 01:21:42,960 Enough! 1548 01:21:45,300 --> 01:21:48,340 You know what? It's been a fun game, ladies. 1549 01:21:48,420 --> 01:21:50,300 No. 1550 01:21:50,380 --> 01:21:52,300 I'm afraid time's up. 1551 01:21:52,390 --> 01:21:53,300 [Cocks gun] 1552 01:21:53,350 --> 01:21:55,810 No, no, no, no. 1553 01:21:59,100 --> 01:22:01,640 [Jessica gasps] 1554 01:22:04,730 --> 01:22:06,270 Babe, are you okay? 1555 01:22:07,530 --> 01:22:09,440 - Babe! - Are you both okay? You okay? 1556 01:22:09,490 --> 01:22:11,360 Surprises never stop in this house. 1557 01:22:11,450 --> 01:22:13,280 Oh, my god! 1558 01:22:19,250 --> 01:22:21,080 - You okay, mom? - Yes, yes. 1559 01:22:21,170 --> 01:22:22,670 You okay? 1560 01:22:26,460 --> 01:22:28,630 I am so sorry. 1561 01:22:28,710 --> 01:22:31,260 - I am so sorry. - Guys? 1562 01:22:31,340 --> 01:22:32,720 [Gasps] Oh, god. 1563 01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:34,680 Jessica: Where'd he go? 1564 01:22:36,930 --> 01:22:41,350 Girl, looks like you picked the wrong Mr. Right. 1565 01:22:44,310 --> 01:22:46,190 Oh! [Laughs] 1566 01:22:47,730 --> 01:22:49,190 Score! 1567 01:22:49,280 --> 01:22:50,860 [Tracy laughing] 1568 01:22:54,740 --> 01:22:57,200 Almost forgot to tell you, Ms. Johnson. 1569 01:22:57,290 --> 01:22:59,370 My dad knows a really great guy at the office 1570 01:22:59,450 --> 01:23:02,370 that he'd love to introduce you to, if you'd like. 1571 01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:05,880 Up to you. 1572 01:23:05,960 --> 01:23:08,340 No, no, I'm not ready. 1573 01:23:08,420 --> 01:23:09,880 But tell your dad thanks. 1574 01:23:15,220 --> 01:23:16,720 [Gasps] 1575 01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:19,430 Jess? Jess! 1576 01:23:19,520 --> 01:23:21,060 He's not coming back. 1577 01:23:21,140 --> 01:23:22,390 How do you know? 1578 01:23:22,480 --> 01:23:24,060 Because he's a shark. 1579 01:23:26,110 --> 01:23:27,560 Go on. 1580 01:23:30,990 --> 01:23:33,110 - [Ball bounces] - Rick: Yeah, go for it! 1581 01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:34,570 Jessica: Okay! 1582 01:23:47,750 --> 01:23:49,670 Sarah: Thanks for coming. 1583 01:23:49,750 --> 01:23:52,670 I don't like meeting guys alone for the first one. 1584 01:23:52,760 --> 01:23:55,340 Same. There are a lot of lunatics out there. 1585 01:23:55,430 --> 01:23:56,930 Tell me about it. 1586 01:23:56,970 --> 01:24:00,430 I've been dating nothing but losers for years. 1587 01:24:00,510 --> 01:24:02,930 I met this one online. 1588 01:24:03,020 --> 01:24:04,730 Hope he's different. 1589 01:24:04,770 --> 01:24:05,940 Yeah. 1590 01:24:07,270 --> 01:24:09,770 Oh. I think that's him. 1591 01:24:12,690 --> 01:24:15,360 Yep. Here he comes. 1592 01:24:15,450 --> 01:24:16,990 Sarah? 1593 01:24:17,070 --> 01:24:19,450 - Hi. - It's nice to meet you. 1594 01:24:19,530 --> 01:24:21,620 I'm Brian. How y'all doing? 1595 01:24:21,700 --> 01:24:23,870 I'm Sarah. 1596 01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:26,290 You know that. [Giggles] 108469