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In the last three days, I convinced Elliot to dump her
boyfriend and be with me, then told her I didn't love her.
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Still, we're good friends, so if I give her some space, eventually everything will be fine.
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Unfortunately, since Turk's whole family's in town
for his wedding, I'm staying in her apartment.
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We have to go.
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My lips are bleeding! Can you hand me a tissue?
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Hey, so what do you guys think? Extra groomsman?
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Don't worry, Rowdy. I'm marrying their sister.
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Hey! Baby! Check this out! You ain't
gonna believe what I did with Rowdy!
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Turk! You're not allowed to see me
on our wedding day, you idiot!
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She's mulling it over.
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Oh, my God. I just figured it out.
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This is one of those reality shows where our sister tries to
convince us that she's gonna marry some obnoxious--agh!
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We haven't really had a chance to talk yet. I'm Mama Turk.
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Oh, hey. How ya doing?
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Damn, that looks painful.
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Hey! I really want you guys to get along today!
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I hope you die.
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Elliot!
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...After the wedding.
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Thank you!
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Elliot. Help me wax my brow.
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Okie-dokie.
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"I do." And then it's classy kiss....
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Or sexy kiss....
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Or slutty kiss....
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That looks like fun. Can I help?
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Uh, help this.
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Elliot, maybe you should pay attention to what you're doing.
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Oh, really?
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Uhmm.... How--how thin did you want those?
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Turk and I have to go.
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See, Turk and I had made a pact.
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The day that one of us got married, we'd play a last round
of tennis-ball golf in the parking lot as single best friends.
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Look out, Tiger!
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That'll play.
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Hell yeah.
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Oh, yeah, and the guy getting married has to caddie for the other guy naked.
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Huh?
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Ohhh....
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He'll be fine.
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I can't believe you're actually gettin' married.
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Me neither, buddy.
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Hey, where's the fuzzy cover for my one-wood?
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It's on my nine-wood.
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Aw, dude! My mom made that!
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Still, I'm happy for you, man.
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Yeah, me too.
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Oh, great. I think I'm getting a pimple.
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Is this noticeable?
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I'll ask someone else.
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Hide the bride! I found him!
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Turk, we're heading over to St. John's.
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Thought you guys were getting married at Holy Trinity?
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St. John's is cheaper.
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Oh, plus the priest there looks like Captain Sulu.
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No, that's the priest at Trinity.
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Oh, baby, I wanted to be married by Sulu!
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Turk, are you coming over with us now or not?
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If I work this shift, I can finagle two extra days on the honeymoon.
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Ooh, nice use of "finagle."
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Oh, thanks.
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Look, I get outta here at 4, ceremony doesn't start until 5.
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Worst case scenario, I'm a little late for the wedding.
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Do it!
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Oh! Whoa!
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Dude, you're dealing with a nervous bride, a woman I scorned,
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and two sisters with three eyebrows.
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See you at 5!
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Hey, Elliot, how are you doing with this whole J.D. thing?
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I can't believe that on this day you would actually worry about how I'm doing.
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Carla, you're such an amazing friend.
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Don't do this, Elliot.
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promised myself I wouldn't get emotional until after we took the pictures.
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I just love you so much.
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I love you too!
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Even though I ripped off your sister's eyebrow?
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That's okay.... You know,
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this morning she actually said she was gonna look better than me!?
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Not anymore!
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Car-Carla, there is a man filming us.
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Oh, he's just doing our wedding video. Hi, Anthony.
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What's up, babe.
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Oh, my God! You're actually getting married in a few hours!
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I mean, everything's gonna be all different.
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Carla, you never have to have sex again
except for when you actually want to.
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I know!!!
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Erase that last part.
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So, are you ready for your appendectomy?
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Hey, what do you do with an appendix after you've removed it?
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We make finger puppets.
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Ha! Don't mind Dr. Turk, here. He's just overly
excited because he's getting married this afternoon.
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I, on the other hand, am the only person in the hospital not to be invited.
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Dr. Miller, look, it's a really small wedding, and you're an amazing boss,
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and I feel really bad about it, so...there's a wedding brunch tomorrow,
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and it's only for family and really close friends,
and...well, we'd love for you to be there.
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That would mean the world to me!
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Okay, I didn't think you were gonna say yes. There's no brunch.
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That's gonna cost me.
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Jordan, get outta bed. We got a wedding to go to.
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Perry.... Jack is at my mom's, the apartment is empty....
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It's just you and me.... Let's take a nap! We'll sleep through the ceremony,
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and then go to the reception.
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Can we at least have sex?
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Do what you have to. Don't wake me.
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"(Bum-bum-bum) Hava nagila, hava nagila, hava na--"
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Ted! Church!
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We do mostly Bar Mitzvahs.
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Hey, J.Z.
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Holla.
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For some reason, this woman wants you to usher her.
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Danni, what are you doing here?
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We RSVP'd when we were still dating.
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You can't just crash my best friend's wedding!
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I'll go halvsies on the gift.
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Right this way, please.
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"Bum-bum-bum."
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"Hava nagila, hava nagila, hava nagila..."
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Dude, that pick-up line you gave me for all the Spanish chicks is not working.
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Maybe you're saying it wrong. Let's hear it.
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Yo tengo herpes genital...para ti.
[I have genital herpes...for you.]
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Nope. That's right. Keep trying.
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Mucho herpes! ...Grande! Oh, yeah!
[Many herpes! ...Big!!]
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I'll have to agree with Chet. Turk, Carla, you guys are awesome!
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This is...an awesome wedding, and I'm having an awesome time,
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and you two are gonna have an awesome life!
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Hi.
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Awesome!
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Hold my gum?
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Gimme that appendix! Let's close this guy up, and I'm outta here!
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Wait. Look at his lesions on his peritoneum.
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Oh, no.
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Dr. Turk...what do you think we should do?
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Leave a post-it in there for the next guy?
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Try again.
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Perform an exploratory laparotomy. I NEED A PHONE!
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Everybody! We're gonna get started soon, so if
everyone could please turn off your cell phones?
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Go for the Todd. ... Turk, Turk, Turk, Turk.
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I can't talk right now! I'm at your wedding.
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Todd! Gimme that!
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Carla, it's Turk.
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Hello?
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Where're the other bridesmaids?
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They're out buying an eyebrow.
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Well, that's gonna be tough on a Saturday,
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with Eyebrows Eyebrows Eyebrows being closed.
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They're gonna have to go all the way across town to the Eyebrow Hut.
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Look, Elliot, just tell me what you want me to do and I'll do it.
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Go back three days and keep me from throwing away my life for you.
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In that second, I knew how to make things right if I just had the time.
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What do you mean you're gonna be late?
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Sweet!
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What did you say?
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Nothing, girl!
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What?
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Wedding wishes?
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Oh, hey, kids....
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I just wanna wish you two all the luck in the world because,
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you see, the key to marriage is...work.
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Ted! Do I look ready?
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Sorry.
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Everybody, sit down! Cover your eyes!
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Um, Turk, uh, got held up in surgery, but if you just hold on for a few minutes,
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everything will be perfect. 'Kay.
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Don't look! I'll be back in a minute!
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I knew that jackass would screw this up!
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Did you just dis my friend, Turk?
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What are you gonna do about it, meathead?
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My friend, I am about to make you look very silly!
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Things are starting to heat up.
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I wonder how Sean took it when Elliot dumped him?
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You wouldn't happen to know if Sean Kelly lives here, would you?
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Hey, J.D. Thanks for the buck.
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Oh, hey, honey. Are you waking up?
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Why are you in such a hurry?
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I'm not in any kind a hurry!
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Did you dress me?
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Fine. Carla scares me, okay?
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She may be small, but she has very powerful legs.
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Listen, princess, when we get to the reception,
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you will just say what a beautiful ceremony it was, and it will be peachy.
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Trust me! We're not missing anything!
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Hey, babe. Got any wedding wishes?
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Hi, Carla! Hi, Turk! This is the greatest wedding ever!
YES!
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I'm having so much fun. And there are a lot of really cute boys here!
Hey, what are you doing? She's with me!
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I mean, I'm just having so much fun.
These guys, they kiss really, really good.
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And I like everyone's clothes and, like, what they're wearing.
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And I know that _____, you know, things didn't really work out and
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but, you know, we're still kinda friends.
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Ted! I will kill you!
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Won't happen again.
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You know the drill, people!
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Look, Miss Espinosa, unfortunately there's another wedding scheduled
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Don't go there, Padre. He'll be here.
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Please?
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Go. I can finish from here.
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Thank you.
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So, Sean.... You look...woolly.
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Since Elliot left me, my life's fallen apart.
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It's been four days, Sean. Which, by the way,
makes the beard all the more impressive.
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I'm a quarter Hungarian.
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Ah.
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What do you want, J.D.?
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I didn't steal Elliot from you, man! She just
panicked 'cause you guys were moving in together!
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I don't know, J.D....
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Sean, if you have any guts at all, you will show up at this wedding,
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take her into your...hairy arms, and tell her you want her back!
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You should...probably shower first.
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I can't believe he's not here yet!
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Don't worry! I made it!
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I don't care about you, you idiot!
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They had premarital sex.
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Miss Espinosa, if your fiance' is not here in the next
thirty seconds, I'm gonna have to pull the plug.
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Do you ever miss the ladies?
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A little.
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I would, too.
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Are you close yet?
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Yeah, I'm here! Start it up, and I'll meet you at the altar!
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It's for real this time, people!
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Carla!
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Can I help you, young man?
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Mr. Sulu?
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No, son.
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Hey. Baby, look, I got mixed up. Is there still time if I race over there?
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No.
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Hey, baby! How's the party?
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I'll just stand here and be quiet for a little while.
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Just a club soda, please. I'm driving.
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It's an open bar, cutie.
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Give me a bucket of scotch.
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Sport, take these and keep moving.
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There she is! Do something charming.
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Elliot, check it out. Kelso gave me his car keys.
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Ow! What are you doing?!
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I'm--I'm just trying to think of ways to make things right!
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Well, you can cross off keys in the face!
Honestly, J.D., there's nothing you can do.
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Hey, Elliot.
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I'm sorry, I get excited.
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What do you mean, disaster? Honey, this is an amazing wedding!
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And I know what you're gonna say -- we didn't actually get married.
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But you know what? Tonight, you and I, we're gonna rip it up.
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And then we're gonna hop on a plane to the Bahamas,
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where you and I can get married tomorrow amongst
the fishes and mermaids and whatnot.
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Turk, for the last time, mermaids aren't real!
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I know what I saw!
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Why isn't the band playing?
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00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:21,543
In a word? Shrimps. Nasty, one-day-old shrimp.
247
00:13:21,578 --> 00:13:25,682
The band got into 'em while we was waiting
at the church for your sorry ass.
248
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:28,106
Girl, you are wearing that dress.
249
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No music. I swear, Turk, I am this close to losing it!
250
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Carla?
251
00:13:36,097 --> 00:13:37,463
It's okay.
252
00:13:37,498 --> 00:13:41,858
I-I just wanted to say that that was one of the
most beautiful ceremonies that I've ever seen.
253
00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:42,979
Oh, boy.
254
00:13:43,014 --> 00:13:47,124
You think that's funny? Why would you wanna hurt me?
255
00:13:49,173 --> 00:13:50,384
Shame on you!
256
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:54,187
So, open bar?
257
00:13:54,222 --> 00:13:55,212
Mm-hmm.
258
00:13:55,247 --> 00:13:58,658
Psst! Get out while you can!
259
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,622
I'm happy.
260
00:14:03,338 --> 00:14:04,437
Happy wedding, nerd.
261
00:14:04,472 --> 00:14:05,686
Keep walking, dragon.
262
00:14:09,455 --> 00:14:10,249
Yagh!
263
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:11,539
How's it goin'?
264
00:14:11,574 --> 00:14:13,925
You wore your janitor uniform to a wedding?
265
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:17,713
No, I wasn't invited to the wedding. I just work here on weekends.
266
00:14:19,386 --> 00:14:20,180
Who's that?
267
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My date.
268
00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:25,713
Forks! Frannie! Forks! Forks!
269
00:14:25,748 --> 00:14:27,304
Are forks where the big money is?
270
00:14:27,339 --> 00:14:28,478
Forks and ladles.
271
00:14:30,289 --> 00:14:31,339
So, what have you been up to?
272
00:14:31,374 --> 00:14:33,990
Doctor stuff. Heh. You?
273
00:14:34,025 --> 00:14:37,973
Oh, I--I was crying a lot. And then I got really emotionally numb.
274
00:14:38,008 --> 00:14:42,931
Um, oh, and this morning, I jammed a salad fork two
inches into my thigh to see if I could still feel the pain.
275
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:44,294
And?
276
00:14:44,329 --> 00:14:45,242
Oh, yeah.
277
00:14:45,277 --> 00:14:46,077
Good.
278
00:14:46,112 --> 00:14:48,309
Elliot, do you wanna get out of here?
279
00:14:48,344 --> 00:14:51,956
Sean, look, I don't know what J.D. told you, but...
280
00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:54,002
if we're gonna give this another try,
281
00:14:54,037 --> 00:14:57,764
you need to know that I didn't end things with you
because I was freaking out about us living together.
282
00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:04,683
I did it because...J.D. and I have this history and...
I actually thought he might be the one.
283
00:15:04,718 --> 00:15:07,654
But I just ended up getting my heart broken.
284
00:15:08,794 --> 00:15:10,310
Sucks, doesn't it?
285
00:15:11,407 --> 00:15:13,148
Yeah.
286
00:15:16,006 --> 00:15:17,229
Carla?
287
00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:22,406
I apologize. I am a horse's ass.
288
00:15:25,337 --> 00:15:28,633
It's not you. It's everything!
289
00:15:28,668 --> 00:15:33,330
Ever since I was a little girl, I had this fairy-tale idea of the perfect wedding.
290
00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:36,018
And, oh yeah, I always ended up married! Pff!
291
00:15:36,053 --> 00:15:39,163
Come on, marriage is overrated.
292
00:15:39,198 --> 00:15:41,777
Jordan and I aren't married, and we're getting along great.
293
00:15:42,021 --> 00:15:45,792
Uh, Perr, is making out with a stranger cheating?
294
00:15:45,827 --> 00:15:48,709
Technically not if it's under ten seconds, dear.
295
00:15:48,744 --> 00:15:49,961
Ah, not worth it.
296
00:15:52,514 --> 00:15:57,211
Look, you and Turk were meant to be together. It's fate and you know it.
297
00:15:58,653 --> 00:15:59,601
Thank you.
298
00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:13,612
I shouldn't be drinking.
299
00:16:13,647 --> 00:16:15,358
I know. I know.
300
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,753
Okay, Carla's dying, it's rally time.
301
00:16:21,788 --> 00:16:25,293
We have no band, we have no DJ. You're my best man -- brainstorm.
302
00:16:26,975 --> 00:16:28,679
Remember that after-party we had in college,
303
00:16:28,714 --> 00:16:31,747
when the stereo went out and I ended up hooking
up with that grad student from Brazil?
304
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:32,542
Yeah?
305
00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:33,907
That was awesome.
306
00:16:34,628 --> 00:16:36,640
Woo hoo, you made out with a little person.
307
00:16:36,675 --> 00:16:38,340
I thought she was kneeling.
308
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:42,242
Ted! Can you play a little music for us, buddy?
309
00:16:42,277 --> 00:16:45,425
It's gonna cost you double what you paid us for the church.
310
00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:46,939
Here's twenty.
311
00:16:46,974 --> 00:16:54,780
Aaaand, here's four back. So, mind if we start with some TuPac?
312
00:16:54,815 --> 00:16:55,618
Kick it.
313
00:16:55,653 --> 00:16:57,547
All riiiight!
314
00:17:01,649 --> 00:17:05,502
So, uh...so call me if you ever wanna get drunk and have sex.
315
00:17:06,752 --> 00:17:07,700
Bye, Sean.
316
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:09,103
Bye.
317
00:17:09,138 --> 00:17:10,617
Can I have a ride home?
318
00:17:10,652 --> 00:17:13,383
Uh, well...sure.
319
00:17:15,473 --> 00:17:17,101
Oh! Okay!
320
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:22,073
You can't let him drive her home! She says "thank you" the naughty way!
321
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:26,240
J.D.! It's not happening. Besides, if Sean and I are meant to be together,
322
00:17:26,275 --> 00:17:29,196
I never would have gone home with you that night
and sabotaged everything that I had with him.
323
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,460
You and I are gonna be okay, right?
324
00:17:34,057 --> 00:17:35,271
What do you think?
325
00:17:37,092 --> 00:17:38,228
Probably not.
326
00:17:40,251 --> 00:17:41,692
Elliot!
327
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,696
You let me know when we are.
328
00:17:44,492 --> 00:17:45,705
Don't hold your breath.
329
00:17:55,768 --> 00:17:59,261
Ahhh! Dr. Turkleton!
330
00:17:59,296 --> 00:18:01,950
Actually, sir, it's Turk.
331
00:18:01,985 --> 00:18:03,578
That's your first name.
332
00:18:03,613 --> 00:18:06,685
You think my name is Turk Turkleton?
333
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:16,231
And Mrs. Turkleton! The Turkletons! Can I get a scotch?
334
00:18:16,266 --> 00:18:17,328
Hey, baby.
335
00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:20,254
I'm so sorry I messed everything up, baby.
336
00:18:20,289 --> 00:18:25,256
Don't be. Let's dance.
337
00:18:27,424 --> 00:18:28,901
Set me up, Ted.
338
00:18:28,936 --> 00:18:35,643
Um, hi. We haven't used instruments in a long time,
339
00:18:35,678 --> 00:18:40,569
so bear with us if we're a little rusty.... One, two, three.
340
00:19:39,368 --> 00:19:43,066
I guess, in the end, things seldom work out exactly the way you expect.
341
00:19:45,471 --> 00:19:47,365
Turk, our plane leaves in an hour.
342
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,957
I know, I just gotta check on my patient, baby.
343
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:54,225
Hey. How's it going, Mr. Fitzpatrick?
344
00:19:56,963 --> 00:20:00,257
Actually, it's Father Fitzpatrick.
345
00:20:00,292 --> 00:20:02,378
Could you do us a quick favor?
346
00:20:02,413 --> 00:20:03,786
Mm-hmm.
347
00:20:03,821 --> 00:20:07,227
Other times, well, you've kind of sealed your own fate.
348
00:20:14,723 --> 00:20:18,254
Either way, you have to trust that whatever's supposed to happen, will happen.
349
00:20:25,244 --> 00:20:29,084
Besides, somehow you always seem to end up with the person you're meant to be with.
350
00:20:29,119 --> 00:20:32,682
One, two, three.
351
00:20:35,107 --> 00:20:36,867
Thanks for helping out.
352
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,836
I'm only going as far as the dumpster.
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