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In some ways, Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso are a lot like an old married couple.
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I need your opinion about something.
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Yes, Bob, those pants do make you look like you're holding water.
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Perry, I'll tell you the same thing I told a
comic I once saw at a strip club in Reno
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I'm not here for the jokes.
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Color me intrigued, Bob.
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I am considering offering full body scans here at Sacred Heart.
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What do you think?
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I think showing perfectly healthy people
every harmless imperfection in their body
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just to scare them into taking invasive and
often pointless tests is an unholy sin.
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Does sound a little sketchy ethically, doesn't it? Thanks, Perry.
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Did that just happen? Anybody?
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Me, I was stuck at a couples-only dinner party.
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There were the soon-to-be newlyweds....
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There were the girl that I loved and
the guy trying to eat her face....
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And then there's Danni....
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You know what I was thinking?
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Nobody cares, Danni.
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Aww, this has been fun, but I have
to drive Turk back to the hospital.
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Yeah, and I gotta get up early and look for an apartment.
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Yeah, he wouldn't take this perfect one he saw
today just 'cause the last tenant died there.
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Elliot! Rats ate his tongue out!
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Yeah, but the kitchen was so cute!
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Oh, please.
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Hey, Turk! Where're you guys gonna live after you get married?
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You mean where you gonna live.
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Baby, not now. Don't know yet!
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Guess it's just the two of us.
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You wanna have sex?
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I guess.
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Do I have to look at you?
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Please don't.
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Shut up.
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I can't believe Kelso really asked my opinion. You know?
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Look, pal, if I wanted to sit and listen to someone yammer on about their lives,
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I'd be at my AA meeting right now.
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Listen, there, scrub-brush,
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it just so happens it was the only empty seat in the whole joint.
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And besides, as a fellow abusive drinker,
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you are honor bound by barstool protocol to
listen to every last word out of my mouth.
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Go.
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Kelso.... Kelso really listened to me about
this whole full body scan thing.
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I was thinking about getting one of those scans.
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What did he say?
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Mommy? When's daddy coming home?
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He isn't. If only he'd loved us enough to get a full body scan at Sacred Heart!
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Holy cow!
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Black label.
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Oh, my goodness! I totally kicked that hernia's ass!
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Nicely done, as usual, Dr. Turk.
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Dude. Why is Hot Doc being so nice to you lately?
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I don't know, but it's about time.
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I haven't had to work this hard to win
someone over since Carla's mom.
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I thought Carla's mom hated you?
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Yeah, but she died, so I'm counting it as a win.
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I bought a killer dress for your wedding yesterday. Ooh!
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Speaking of which, it's only two weeks away.
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Has your bride-to-be started freaking out yet?
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No, Carla's not the "freak out" type.
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Turk didn't realize that everyone has
their moments when emotions run high.
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TURK!
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KELSOOOOO!
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Oh, Danni!
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Turk!
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Kelso!
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Danni!
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Turk!
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Carla!?
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Not here.
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Danni!
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I'm gonna go put some clothes on. After all, I am a lady.
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Oh, by the way, I used your razor to shave my pits.
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Keep it.
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Dude, Danni did the weirdest thing last night
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she called out her own name during sex.
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That is weird. Why are we whispering?
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Because she hears like a bat.
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Bats hear really well?
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Yeah, 'cause they can't see.
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Oh, yeah, that's right, sonar. Wait a second, that's whales!
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No, no, no, no, no. Bats and whales, bats and whales!
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Anyway, I have to break up with her.
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Okay, just let her down easy.
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Danni, I'm not sure how to do this but, uh...
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I just don't think we should see each other anymore.
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Cool. I'm already kinda sleeping with
this guy named Danny, anyway.
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Whoa! I guess she wasn't calling out her own name after all!
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You know what! I don't even care, you know why?
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Because I bet she's calling out my name while she's sleeping with him!
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No, I don't!
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See, like a bat, dude! Like a bat!
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Check.
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Aaaaaaaaagh!
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It actually wasn't that awkward breaking up with Danni.
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It was...a little odd that she stuck around
for two hours to do her morning yoga.
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Good morning, world!
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She seems almost peaceful....
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Later, butt-licks!
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Maybe not.
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Oh, just make sure you got all your things out of my bedroom, okay?
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I put all my stuff at Danny's house three days ago.
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Crunchberry, wrong pipe.
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Mmm.
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Hey, J.D., don't come chasing after me like you do with Elliot.
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Because if there's one thing everyone knows about John Dorian,
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it's that he always wants what he can't have.
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That's not true, is it?
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Hell no.
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By the way, this is the last bowl of cereal.
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It's so hard to make myself look for an apartment
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when I'm sharing my bed with the most beautiful girl in the world.
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Really, what's his name?
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That made absolutely no sense, so just keep sipping.
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Come on, Sean. I want you to meet this patient, Tommy.
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He's only five, but he's got like the voice of a grown man.
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Yeah, he?
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Tommy, what are you doing out of your room?
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I go where I want.
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Awesome!
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Yessss!
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Turk!
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Hm?
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Everything's wrong again!
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Baby, it's cool. We're meeting with the cake guy tomorrow.
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Nothing's cool! Nothing's cool!
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Okay, okay
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The centerpieces are supposed to be cupids,
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but they have no arrows, so now they're just fat babies.
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I have 187 people who RSVP'd "yes" for a 125-seat wedding.
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Plus, I have to wear my grandmother's choker,
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but with my hair up it makes me look like one of those African tribeswomen
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with a coil around my neck!
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Okay, first of all, you best be nice to my cousin, Infume.
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Second, baby, if we have too many guests, you can un-invite some people.
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Really?
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Really. It'll be fine.
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Close your eyes.
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Take a deep breath.
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See how good that feels? Now take another one.
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Take another one.
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Are you watching my boobs?
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Deep breath!
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Nice!
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Ah, thank you, Shirley.
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Dammit all to hell, Bob! I cannot believe you're gonna turn this hospital
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into some money-making machine that coerces
people into spending their hard-earned cash
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on expensive procedures that they don't even need!
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Why not? It sounds like something I'd do.
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You mark my words, if one single person gets a full body scan,
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I will...I will kiss your ring.
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I'll take that bet, champ! You're our witness, Laverne.
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How very exciting for all of us.
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I'm not even sweatin'! Because, honest to God,
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what kind of gullible chump would go ahead and spend a thousand dollars
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on some silly scan if he's feeling perfectly fine?
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Hello, Laverne! Shirley!
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Oh.
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How's the chicken today?
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Oh, my God! Turk! What if someone's vegetarian!?
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I gotta go call the caterer!
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Thank you. I just calmed her down.
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She's quite mad, you know. I hope she doesn't rub off on you.
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Oh! Too easy.
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Please, man. I'm Christopher Duncan Turk.
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Duncan?
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His dad loved doughnuts.
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That's not true. Okay, you really need to stop saying that.
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The point is, I don't lose my cool.
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I don't know. Remember back in college,
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when we had tickets to see Michael Jordan in the playoffs?
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We're goin' to see Michael Jordan! We're goin' to see Michael Jordan!
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We're goin' to see Michael Jordan! 'Cause we got good tickets!
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We went five hundred miles.
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Hey, was I supposed to bring the tickets or the sandwiches?
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Oh, God.
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OH! NO! Leave it on the floor! You leave it on the floor!
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You shaved your head for the first time after that.
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God, I wish we could go back in time and see that game.
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Wanting what you can't have.
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Why are you here? Hospitals don't sell cigarettes!
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Man, I'd smoke her.
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Quiet time, Todd.
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I wanna know everything that's wrong with me.
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Mr. Corman, you're not even feeling bad! You don't need this scan!
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If it would make you happy, we can just go ahead and do
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the exact same thing we've done the last fifty times you've been in here
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take your temperature, draw some blood, and give you a rectal.
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t's your basic "Ah, Ow, OH!"
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Why should I even listen to you?
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The last time I was here, you tried to torture me to prove a point. Dr.--Dr.--Dr.--
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Cox.
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Mengele!
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Uh!
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Now, if you will excuse me, I've already talked to the insurance company,
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so there is nothing you can say that can stop me from doing this!
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Now, Mr. Corman, apparently your insurance company's not gonna cover it.
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Good day to you, sir.
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I'm ready to make the first incision.
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Nah-uh! You get to retract the pannus.
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You want me to hold the fat flaps?
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More than anything in the world.
Todd! You're up!
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Thank you!
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Oh, man!
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Now this is your big shot, so if you don't want me to throw you out of here,
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you've gotta get through this whole procedure without making a single sex joke.
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No problem.
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All right, to really get at this, I think we need to go in from behind.
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AND STAY OUT!
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Totally worth it!
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You're pathetic!
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What!?
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For three years I've been watching you pine after Blonde Doctor,
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and I gotta tell you, everyone is sick of it
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"Will they? Won't they? Looks like they're going to!
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Oooh, the last second, something might-- oooh oooh oooh!"
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Come on! Enough already! I mean, you guys aren't exactly Ross and Rachel.
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Who?
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Dr. Ross, and Rachel from Bookkeeping.
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Mmm.
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Why don't you just let her be happy with...stunningly handsome, full-lipped guy.
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You know, I--I don't even care what you think.
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In the heat of battle, it's important to hold your ground.
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Doctor.
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Well, now, Bobbo, you hooked him, you got him in the boat, but he still got away!
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Because victory can be snatched away at the last second.
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Mr. Corman, your full body scan is on the house.
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I'm listening.
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Excuse me.
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Mm-hmm.
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Sometimes you don't even know how it happened.
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Baby, I don't get it. Last night I was the golden boy, and now I'm fat flap guy.
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Why would Dr. Miller turn on me? I've been great in surgery,
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I've been nice to her...she's coming to the wedding!
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No, she's not.
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What?
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I un-invited her.
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Yep, it's amazing how your world can change in an instant.
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You guys! Guess what.
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I just asked Sean if he would move in with me and...tell 'em what you said!
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"Yes!"
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Isn't that great!
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That is great! Isn't that great?
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Full-lipped bastard.
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Great!
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What does Sean have that I don't have?
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Don't compare yourself to him. He's better.
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Thanks for the lift. Because, for some reason on Tuesdays,
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my feet just swell up like Jiffy Pop bags. I'm sure it'll show up on the scan.
250
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Oh, if anything turns up green,
251
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it's probably an emerald that I swallowed from
my mother's jewelry box when I was five.
252
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Gee, I'd like to get that back to her....
253
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Hey, what's going on?
254
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Zip it. I know a shortcut.
255
00:11:37,319 --> 00:11:38,577
Help! I'm getting chair-jacked!
256
00:11:38,612 --> 00:11:42,092
Okay, why are you mad? You told me to un-invite people!
257
00:11:42,127 --> 00:11:43,945
So, without asking, you went to my new boss
258
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and told her you didn't want her to come to the wedding.
259
00:11:45,793 --> 00:11:48,376
Nooo. I told her we didn't want her to come.
260
00:11:58,728 --> 00:12:01,000
Well, hello there. Can I give you some help?
261
00:12:01,035 --> 00:12:03,873
My mommy said you had lollipops. Gimme a red one!
262
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So, moving in together, huh?
263
00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:08,333
Yeah.... It's a little scary.
264
00:12:08,368 --> 00:12:10,034
And just like that I saw my window.
265
00:12:10,069 --> 00:12:14,539
It is scary! You know, I knew this girl in college who moved in with her boyfriend?
266
00:12:14,574 --> 00:12:16,243
Everything changed -- stopped talking to each other,
267
00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:19,316
started fighting all the time and...you know the rest.
268
00:12:19,351 --> 00:12:20,967
They broke up?
269
00:12:21,002 --> 00:12:22,741
Oh, no, he killed her.
270
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:27,548
Dr. Reid? They need you to check on that stabbing victim in Room 301?
271
00:12:29,326 --> 00:12:30,573
Could be you!
272
00:12:30,608 --> 00:12:31,559
What?
273
00:12:31,594 --> 00:12:32,461
Nothing.
274
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:36,799
Don't do that.
275
00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:37,895
Why are you here, Sean?
276
00:12:37,930 --> 00:12:40,502
Elliot listens to you, J.D. Why are you messing with her head?
277
00:12:40,537 --> 00:12:41,978
It's 'cause he wants what he can't have.
278
00:12:42,013 --> 00:12:45,946
Okay, new rule! Hospitals are for doctors and sick people only! Okay?
279
00:12:45,981 --> 00:12:48,515
Look, J.D., you've had so many chances,
280
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:49,839
and you never stepped up to the plate.
281
00:12:49,874 --> 00:12:53,956
Me, I'm terrified, but I'm going for it because
that's how much Elliot and I mean to each other.
282
00:12:53,991 --> 00:12:57,405
We work. So if you really care about her, you won't mess this up.
283
00:13:02,902 --> 00:13:07,645
Un-invite my boss, huh? Well, we'll see how she
likes it when I mess with her world, huh?
284
00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:14,458
Listen, I appreciate the lunch.
285
00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:19,862
But are you actually trying to convince me,
an admittedly frugal hypochondriac,
286
00:13:19,897 --> 00:13:22,062
not to get a free full body scan?
287
00:13:22,097 --> 00:13:24,981
Mr. Corman, you're not dying of anything!
288
00:13:25,016 --> 00:13:29,637
Although if you do try to swipe one more bite
of my lamb medallions I will be forced to kill you.
289
00:13:29,672 --> 00:13:31,111
Well, look who never learned to share.
290
00:13:31,146 --> 00:13:34,333
Listen to me! I am not losing a bet to Bob Kelso!
291
00:13:34,368 --> 00:13:39,358
All this concern about my health and my well-being, and it's about a bet!?
292
00:13:39,393 --> 00:13:41,891
You know what, that's a pretty reprehensible thing to do!
293
00:13:41,926 --> 00:13:45,859
Well, if you'll excuse me, I have a full body scan to take!
294
00:13:49,189 --> 00:13:50,555
You drove me here.
295
00:13:50,590 --> 00:13:52,633
I'd like to see a dessert menu, please.
296
00:13:55,324 --> 00:13:58,788
Miss Espinosa, it was a little difficult changing your cake at the last minute,
297
00:13:58,823 --> 00:14:01,625
but I was able to make it non-dairy like you requested.
298
00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:03,105
My Uncle Ramon thanks you,
299
00:14:03,140 --> 00:14:05,828
and the rest of the people at table 3 thank you even more.
300
00:14:05,863 --> 00:14:09,718
Oh, it's perfect! Isn't it Turk?
301
00:14:09,753 --> 00:14:12,070
What's up with the white people on top?
302
00:14:12,105 --> 00:14:15,131
Turk, they don't have tiny plastic interracial couples.
303
00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:17,739
I'll just color it in with some chocolate frosting.
304
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:21,319
Oh, that's a great idea. Put 'em in blackface.
305
00:14:21,354 --> 00:14:21,880
Turk!
306
00:14:21,915 --> 00:14:24,882
What? While you're at it, why don't you put a string in the back of him,
307
00:14:24,917 --> 00:14:27,271
so when you pull it he sings "Mammy"!
308
00:14:27,306 --> 00:14:28,102
Forget it.
309
00:14:28,137 --> 00:14:29,502
Where're you going?
310
00:14:29,537 --> 00:14:32,222
To the back of the bakery where you keep all the other colored cakes?
311
00:14:32,257 --> 00:14:35,926
I'ma call Jesse! And we gonna march on your ass!
312
00:14:39,214 --> 00:14:40,205
Mm!
313
00:14:42,545 --> 00:14:43,483
Hey, Elliot.
314
00:14:43,518 --> 00:14:46,014
Uh, look, I was just goofing around before...
315
00:14:46,049 --> 00:14:49,229
about that whole thing. I think it's great you guys are moving in together.
316
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:53,424
Thanks, J.D. I...really needed to hear that from you.
317
00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:57,435
Maybe it's true that I'm someone who only wants what he can't have.
318
00:14:57,470 --> 00:15:00,498
But what if the thing I want is the girl I'm supposed to end up with?
319
00:15:01,738 --> 00:15:03,264
It should be me.
320
00:15:03,299 --> 00:15:05,039
What?
321
00:15:05,074 --> 00:15:08,478
Look, Elliot: Every year we bounce around this thing,
322
00:15:08,513 --> 00:15:11,502
and I never have the courage to stand up and tell you how I feel.
323
00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:15,848
I'm crazy about you. And I want you to know
324
00:15:15,883 --> 00:15:20,684
if I had the choice of hanging around with anyone in
the entire world or staying at home with you,
325
00:15:20,719 --> 00:15:24,312
eating pizza and watching a crappy TV show, I'd choose you every time.
326
00:15:25,418 --> 00:15:31,012
I.... Um.... I have to go.
327
00:15:39,501 --> 00:15:41,215
Not yet, you don't.
328
00:15:42,236 --> 00:15:45,373
For Pete's sake....
Will you leave me alone?
329
00:15:45,408 --> 00:15:49,077
Look! This baby would mess with a normal person's mind.
330
00:15:49,112 --> 00:15:53,619
So please hear me when I say that if you get this scan, it will ruin you.
331
00:15:53,654 --> 00:15:56,720
The next year of your life is gonna be a series of endless tests,
332
00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:59,402
and I'll do whatever it takes to keep that from happening to you.
333
00:15:59,437 --> 00:16:02,577
Even if it means giving you free medical treatment the rest of your life.
334
00:16:02,612 --> 00:16:04,770
How can I believe that you even care about me?
335
00:16:05,752 --> 00:16:07,537
How are we doing, Mr. Corman?
336
00:16:07,572 --> 00:16:13,772
Oh, uh, Bob. We, uh, we just had our scan. You win.
337
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,397
And...?
338
00:16:17,816 --> 00:16:21,778
Now, Perry, I know that was our first date, but next time,
339
00:16:21,813 --> 00:16:23,792
don't be afraid to put a little feeling into it.
340
00:16:25,825 --> 00:16:31,988
There you go. It's damn sure not about the bet anymore.
You do whatever you want.
341
00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:39,473
I cannot believe you are freaking out about this! It's a great idea!
342
00:16:39,508 --> 00:16:42,237
Turk! We are not having wedding PIE!
343
00:16:42,272 --> 00:16:43,872
That is so typical of you, Carla!
344
00:16:43,907 --> 00:16:46,104
This whole wedding has been about you, and I'll prove it!
345
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,539
Give me back my wedding planner!
346
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:55,257
Frank Sinatra as our first dance. Please, baby,
that guy has only got one good song.
347
00:16:55,292 --> 00:16:59,485
You got...pink roses. I hate pink! Big screen TV at the reception!
348
00:17:02,206 --> 00:17:03,756
Big screen TV at the reception?
349
00:17:03,791 --> 00:17:06,288
I knew how much you wanted to see the play-offs.
350
00:17:09,004 --> 00:17:10,142
You did that for me?
351
00:17:10,177 --> 00:17:14,887
It's amazing how one simple gesture can bring you back from the brink.
352
00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:30,681
Hey! So, U-Haul is parked outside, everything I own is in there.
353
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:35,594
Well, except for this half of my salad tongs, but I-I
was using it to scratch myself on the way over.
354
00:17:38,248 --> 00:17:39,735
This isn't gonna work.
355
00:17:40,834 --> 00:17:43,741
I guess the funny thing about love is you never know how things are gonna work out.
356
00:17:47,523 --> 00:17:51,718
Like me. I lost Elliot. But at least I went down swinging.
357
00:17:55,688 --> 00:17:57,947
Elliot? What are you doing?
358
00:18:00,603 --> 00:18:01,630
What are we watching?
359
00:18:01,665 --> 00:18:03,558
'Little House on the Prairie.'
360
00:18:03,593 --> 00:18:04,652
Mm.
361
00:18:06,929 --> 00:18:09,330
If you're wondering what this is, Perry,
362
00:18:09,365 --> 00:18:13,222
it's a list of the hundreds of people who've already signed up for our full body scan.
363
00:18:13,257 --> 00:18:14,892
Well, bully for you, there, Bobbo.
364
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,727
Sometimes the smallest victory is enough to get you through the day.
365
00:18:17,762 --> 00:18:19,540
I didn't get the scan.
366
00:18:19,575 --> 00:18:21,695
I know you didn't, Mr. Corman.
367
00:18:21,730 --> 00:18:23,359
Please, call me Harvey.
368
00:18:24,644 --> 00:18:26,731
"Harvey Corman"?
369
00:18:26,766 --> 00:18:29,981
Doesn't get me as much action as you'd think.
370
00:18:30,016 --> 00:18:32,701
Anyway, about that free medical care?
371
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:37,616
I'm gonna need your home number. You know, just in case...
372
00:18:37,651 --> 00:18:38,787
...Just in case. Heh.
373
00:18:43,488 --> 00:18:44,639
Do you want me to re-invite her?
374
00:18:44,674 --> 00:18:46,038
Do you want her there?
375
00:18:46,073 --> 00:18:50,121
No. She's too pretty. I want people looking at me.
376
00:18:50,156 --> 00:18:51,896
Okay, she's out.
377
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,881
Dr. Turk. Meet me in the O.R.
378
00:18:55,939 --> 00:18:56,923
Fat flaps?
379
00:18:56,958 --> 00:18:58,962
You got it!
380
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,154
I love fat flaps.
381
00:19:05,913 --> 00:19:07,026
I love you!
382
00:19:08,926 --> 00:19:11,321
As for me, all I needed was Elliot.
383
00:19:11,356 --> 00:19:13,253
J.D., it's just so weird.
384
00:19:13,288 --> 00:19:18,280
I mean, my whole future was right there
in front of me, and I just walked away.
385
00:19:18,315 --> 00:19:20,177
All because of you.
386
00:19:20,212 --> 00:19:22,861
Well, I think you made the right choice.
387
00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:26,686
I think that the problem with most people who want what they can't have is that,
388
00:19:26,721 --> 00:19:32,203
when they actually get the thing they covet,
they don't want it anymore. But not this guy.
389
00:19:34,490 --> 00:19:40,605
Well, Dr. Dorian, you have me. You finally have me.
390
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,006
Oh, my God! I DON'T WANT HER!
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