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I can't stop thinking about last night.
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I mean, it's incredible how fast things
can go from amazing...
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...to complete disaster.
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SEAN?
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I have been looking all over for you!
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What are you doing back from New Zealand?
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Morning.
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What's up with him?
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He slept with Elliot last night.
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Is it that time of year again?
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Dude, ignore her.
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That's three years in a row...
who's feeling you?
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You be.
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She's already back with Sean.
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How soon after you guys hooked up?
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About ninety seconds.
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What should I do?
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That was a huge mistake.
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Because the closer Turk and Carla
got to their wedding,
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the more they became one of those
annoying couples...
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that thought they knew everything
about relationships.
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Look, J.D....
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You first, honey.
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J.D., love is like a butterfly.
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Hold it too tight and...
you'll crush it.
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Too loose and it flies away.
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The phone call was Elliot asking me
to meet her so we could talk.
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I was nervous,
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but I felt better the moment
I saw good old Irv at the security gate.
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Irrrrrv!
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Howdy, Dr. Dorian.
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I'm sorry, sir.
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But there's no parking allowed...
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at the emergency curb.
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But I'd be happy to park your car for ya,
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and run the keys up to you in a jiff.
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Yeah....
Except this is my only set?
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And I'm afraid you might eat them.
Okay? See ya, tubs.
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I've been trying like the dickens
to cut down on my snacking,
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but it's just so...
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You look great, Irv!
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Irv didn't look great,
but I didn't have time to talk.
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Danni!?
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When you run into someone
you used to date,
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either you find them totally annoying
or enough time has passed...
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that you've idealized everything about them.
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Hey, J.D.
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"Hey, Jay-Dee!"
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I'm actually on my way to see somebody,
so, you know....
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Oh, okay. I'll see you later.
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Oh, be nice.
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Danni, wait!
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How've you been?
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Well, actually, I...
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Gotta go!
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And there she was... my lady.
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Hey, Elliot.
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J.D., I can't talk right now.
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Should we just hold each other?
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Sorry! Sorry!
I couldn't find a parking spot!
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Hey, J.D. What's up?
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What's up....
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Attention, Sacred Heart!
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Everyone please gather'round.
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Doctors, nurses, patients,
hear ye, hear ye.
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Everyone should know that last night,
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Elliot Reid and I made passionate love
for a good hour and a half.
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Check that! A great hour and a half.
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When I hit it, I hit it good!
That is all!
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Aww, Bambi freeze up again?
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It's not our problem, honey.
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Scrubs 3x19 :
My Choosiest Choice Of All
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Transcript : http://scrubs.mopnt.com/scripts/
Script & Timing : Siefaz
Pour www.forom.com
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You've got something on your face.
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What?
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The love of my life.
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You got it.
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So, I'll see you after work.
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'Kay.
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Bye, J.D.
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Peace out, Sean.
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Listen, J.D....
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Last night was really important to me.
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I know.
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I mean, you don't want to be rusty at sex...
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before you throw down
with your real boyfriend, do ya?
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Look, you and I have been down this road before
and we both know where it ends.
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I'm sorry. I just...
I really want to make this work with Sean.
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So, please don't say anything to him?
Okay?
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I totally understand. You know,
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Danni and I are getting back together, too.
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We are?
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Danni? Danni, Danni, Danni....
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What was her last name?
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Damn! I should know this!
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Blonde hair!
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Yes! Raspy voice!
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Oh, yeah.
That incision's healing up nicely.
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Thanks again, Dr. Miller.
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I'm gonna have my band write a song about you.
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Well, I'm glad I struck a chord!
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Yeah, listen:
While you were proving once and for all...
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that pretty girls do not in fact need to be funny,
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I went ahead and took a look
at your little rock star's chart.
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Oh, didja?
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Yes, I did. And his urine output is dropping,
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so you should probably start him on Lasix.
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You amuse me.
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So even though he's post-op
and still technically my patient,
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I'm gonna pretend to consider your opinion
before I walk away and do whatever I want!
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Hmm. No!
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Are you all right?
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Some hooligan keeps disconnecting the alarm.
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I told Security to look into it?
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But no, no,
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they'd rather catch the guy
who's stealing organs from the transplant ward.
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If I was a security guard around here,
things'd be different.
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You really want to be a security guard?
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Who around here commands more respect...
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than the men who wear blue and green?
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The uniforms are black and gray.
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You got me.
I don't see colors well. Happy now?
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Look, if you're really into Security,
Irv's position just opened up!
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What happened to Irv?
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Tubs?
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Who's tubby now!?!?!
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Stop him!
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He had to be let go.
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Okay, Elliot really hurt me.
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Still, right now I need to keep a level head.
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My emotions are all over the place,
and it's important that I don't do anything rash.
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Do you have to do that here?
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What? I like smoking after sex.
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And during. God, you never used to smoke!
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Yeah, but back then I was pretending to be someone
I thought you wanted me to be,
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and that didn't work. So now....
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...I'm gonna let the real me come out.
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And the real me wants to do it again...
and she wants to do it rough!
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Oh, I don't know, Danni.
The real me's not really into that.
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GIVE IT TO ME!
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Oh, my God, Danni, I am so sorry.
I thought that's what you wanted.
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It was.
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Quick question: Will my son ever stop crying?
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You know what's so sweet?
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This morning, Jack called her "Da-Da".
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I'm... I'm... I'm sorry.
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Look, there's a new doctor at the hospital,
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and she is such a relentless chore
that every time she's harping at me,
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I actually see your face.
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I love that you think about me at work!
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Honestly, Jordan,
I have never despised anyone more.
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Oh, my God. You have a crush on her.
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Who said who to what now?
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It is so typical.
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We have an amazing son,
we're totally getting along for a change...
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but that's too boring for you; it's too nice!
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So you have to go and blow the whole thing up,
don't you?
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Well, bravo, Perry.
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Ohh...fantastic!
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Now, I know you say you love us all equally.
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But you don't, do ya.
I'm onto you, Big Man!
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Okay. This badge is now yours.
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I just want to thank you for believing in me.
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And I want to assure you that I am
gonna be guarding these hospital gates
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the way Cerberus guarded the gates of Hell!
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Yeah, that's terrific.
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Look at you in your new uniform!
And they give you a nightstick!
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Well, actually, this is my dad's.
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He used to use this baby every day at work.
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Was he a cop?
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Uh, no, cat trainer.
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That way!
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You stay here! I'll go!
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I felt bad about hooking up with Danni.
But luckily no one knew.
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You want any water?
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Well, do you guys?
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Bambi!
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We know you were in there with Danni.
We heard you say her name!
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Oh, no, no. I was...
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I was in there with my buddy Danny,
from the gym.
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But we heard you say "Take it all, Danni!"
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He's a... really... good... buddy.
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Moving a little quick there, aren't we, bub?
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Got a story to tell me?
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Here's a story :
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It's called The Security Guard Who Was
Sodomized With His Own Nightstick.
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Why don't we just consider this a warning.
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Yeah.
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My cousin is a bank teller,
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and he gave me one of those exploding ink cartridges...
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they put in stolen money so I could figure out...
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who's been disconnecting the emergency exits!
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Nice work.
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Okay, that's all from me, Jeff.
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Any other questions you might have
you can direct to Dr. Cox, here.
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I'm sure you'll find him
to be quite... something!
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You think it's cool if I broke out tomorrow
and play a set with the band?
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They're going on tour in Europe and...
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I won't get a chance to play with them for a whole year.
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I think we can work something out.
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Don't worry about it.
I will drive him out there myself,
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he can play with his friends for an hour,
and then I'll drive him back.
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I won't worry about it.
Mostly because he's not going.
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You see, I'm his doctor now.
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I didn't listen to you before,
so now you're gonna take it out on the patient.
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Look, I honestly don't think that going to some...
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dive bar is necessarily appropriate for somebody
who just had kidney surgery.
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Although, don't get me wrong,
the fact that it seems to be pissing you off...
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so much is the true definition of an added perk.
Seriously, you can...
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you can look it up in the dictionary.
It's under "P" for "perk".
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It's right next to "pain in the ass" and,
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curiously enough,
your picture is right next to it.
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Bambi, when you broke up with Danni,
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you said it was the happiest day of your life!
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No, that was only because
'Barney Miller' came out on DVD.
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And WoJo's commentary on it? Priceless!
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Look, maybe Danni's not the love of my life,
all right?
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But she's... she's beautiful, and she quirky,
and she's very... sweet.
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Man, I get so gassy after having sex.
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Oh, by the way, some skank named Barbara called,
and I told her to back off.
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Barbara's my mom.
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In life, there are personal realizations....
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I hate my girlfriend.
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....and professional ones.
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Listen, Serpico,
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I go four steps out that door to my car every day.
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And that's important,
because if I don't beat Enid home from her thighs & buns class,
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I have to help her peel off her leotard.
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So remember this : I hired you,
and I can fire you.
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But the worst are the realizations
that sneak up on you.
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Excuse me, I need to get a, uh...
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Book about supply closet etiquette?
Yeah, look, I'm kinda using this area?
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Oh, oh, you are so annoying;
you must drive your wife insane...
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Are you married?
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Like when you realize
you just might have a crush after all.
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No, no I'm not.
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In a big hospital,
you can hide from almost anything.
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Except your conscience.
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- Hello.
- Oh, hey! Hey, Jordan!
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You know what's weird?
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Tell me.
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We're so close,
and yet if anybody asks if we're married,
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all either one of us can say is... is no.
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Actually, I say we were married
for five years then got divorced,
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now we're back living together, have a child,
but we're in a long-term, committed relationship.
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Yeah, that's what I say, too....
That or...
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no.
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Oh, Mr. Mid-life.
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We both know what this is about.
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00:12:12,070 --> 00:12:14,490
And you should just go ahead
and enjoy your crush!
251
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,640
Because, honestly, I don't care.
252
00:12:17,030 --> 00:12:17,820
I don't!
253
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:22,710
That's sad.
254
00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:25,550
Hey, Q-Tip!
255
00:12:25,850 --> 00:12:28,290
Some girl who says she's your girlfriend
is on the phone!
256
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:31,200
Oh, uh, tell her I'm not here.
257
00:12:38,770 --> 00:12:40,060
Godspeed, sir.
258
00:12:45,370 --> 00:12:47,610
What? I'm in a pickle!
259
00:12:48,390 --> 00:12:49,390
A pickle!
260
00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:04,940
Hey, you wanna play darts?
261
00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:06,830
- Sure!
- Great! Have fun, I'll be over here.
262
00:13:07,810 --> 00:13:09,690
Do you even enjoy spending time with me?
263
00:13:10,820 --> 00:13:13,810
"Enjoy" is such a strong word.... I...
264
00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:18,230
I'm used to it.
You know, like cafeteria food,
265
00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:20,310
or the constant threat of terrorism.
266
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:24,130
What, you don't enjoy hanging out with me, do you?
267
00:13:24,510 --> 00:13:26,730
Not really.
I'm more into tough guys, you know?
268
00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:29,200
Last night in bed, I knocked you unconscious!
269
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:30,750
For like five seconds!
270
00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:32,990
So I guess... this is over.
271
00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:34,030
Why?
272
00:13:34,610 --> 00:13:37,750
So, you'd rather hang out with someone
you don't even like than be alone?
273
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,310
Yeah, pretty much.
274
00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:40,450
Yeah, me too.
275
00:13:40,930 --> 00:13:43,870
I mean, come on, how many couples out there
actually have fun together?
276
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:49,170
Guys! Elliot and I are in the middle
of a marathon game of Hide & Go Seek.
277
00:13:49,590 --> 00:13:51,460
If she comes in, you didn't see me!
278
00:13:54,140 --> 00:13:56,520
Ninety-nine! One hundred!
279
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,370
Have you guys seen Sean?
280
00:13:58,370 --> 00:13:59,170
Yeah, he's...
281
00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:01,420
Where'd he go?
282
00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:06,540
Aw, he's a dynamite hider.
283
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:14,060
Oh, don't even start, Tarla, or Curk,
284
00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:17,060
or whatever you're calling
this little two-headed judgmental freak-show.
285
00:14:17,060 --> 00:14:19,590
Why don't I do a little piece for you
I like to call...
286
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,000
Your First Year of Marriage:
287
00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:26,450
"I do." Oh, kiss, kiss, kiss.
"Why can't we have a baby?"
288
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:28,440
"Why you spending so much money on clothes?"
289
00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:29,890
"Why you sleeping with my sister?"
290
00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:31,340
"Why can't I hang out with my peeps?"
291
00:14:34,150 --> 00:14:34,930
Baby.
292
00:14:35,230 --> 00:14:38,180
I would never sleep with your sister.
She's hideous.
293
00:14:38,270 --> 00:14:41,580
And I would never have a crush on someone else.
294
00:14:41,910 --> 00:14:43,600
I do not have a crush.
295
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:44,350
What is this?
296
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:47,990
That is a form allowing Mr. Stockton's band
to come visit him...
297
00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:50,580
so that Dr. Miller will be happy
that I did a nice thing for her.
298
00:14:52,330 --> 00:14:55,580
Turk, he wants to be with Dr. Miller
because he thinks it'll make him what?
299
00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:57,010
- Happy.
- Exactly.
300
00:14:57,020 --> 00:14:58,970
But he's really only happy when he's...?
301
00:14:58,970 --> 00:15:00,160
- Miserable.
- Right!
302
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,080
So why does he really want to be with Dr. Miller?
303
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,670
'Cause she got big-ass boobies!
304
00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:07,060
No, no, no. Because he likes being miserable.
305
00:15:07,270 --> 00:15:09,090
If I actually enjoyed being miserable,
306
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,380
then why wouldn't I stay here talking to you two?
307
00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:19,600
Okay, let's see how Elliot likes it
when I'm all over my lady?
308
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,330
Hey, I've got something for you.
309
00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:23,400
What?
310
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,250
Okay, I'm gonna buy the next round.
311
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:40,160
Which one of you handsome boys
wanna help me carry it?
312
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,130
We're both good-looking guys, am I right?
313
00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:43,380
We'll sort this out when I get back!
314
00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:45,450
Okay, sort away, Seany-Sean-Sean!
315
00:15:45,450 --> 00:15:46,430
Oh, my God!
316
00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:47,740
How could you do this to me?
317
00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:48,980
Do...what?
318
00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:50,450
Ohh, I don't know! Come over my house,
319
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,250
sleep with me,
and then dump me the minute Sean shows up...
320
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:54,270
so I feel like a complete loser!
321
00:15:54,310 --> 00:15:55,750
Oh, you seem real crushed!
322
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:58,850
I mean, you jumped into bed with Danni so quick
you didn't have time to change the sheets!
323
00:15:59,070 --> 00:16:00,450
You know I only have one set.
324
00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:02,270
Look, J.D., can I ask you a favor?
325
00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:03,320
Could I ask you one?
326
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,730
Sure, anything. What is it?
327
00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:06,630
Damn, I don't have one.
328
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,030
Didn't have one, did ya?
329
00:16:09,170 --> 00:16:10,610
Look, Elliot! What do you want!?
330
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,920
How about you remembering
that you're supposed to be my friend?
331
00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:22,980
Why'd you page me? What do you want?
332
00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:25,700
Just, uh...just watch his face.
333
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,060
No way.
334
00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:29,730
- How you feeling?
- Hey, Rick!
335
00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:33,770
Audrey! Ryan! Tim! Jamie! Tobey!
336
00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:34,920
Hey, Jeff!
337
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:35,700
Joe!
338
00:16:38,260 --> 00:16:39,730
I hope this won't be awkward for ya,
339
00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:41,710
but I promised the whole band
you'd have sex with them.
340
00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:48,890
Don't look at me like that!
This is your fault, anyway!
341
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,420
You two made me dream again.
342
00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:53,950
Hey, we weren't the ones who caved in to Kelso.
343
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:55,980
I do not owe you an explanation for that!
344
00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:57,980
You're right, you don't owe us an explanation!
345
00:16:57,980 --> 00:16:59,400
Lay some truth on him, baby!
346
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,860
You owe one to yourself.
347
00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:01,550
Ouch.
348
00:17:01,550 --> 00:17:04,460
Now I'm gonna let my husband-to-be tell you
what life's really all about,
349
00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:06,720
because he has more of this than any man I know.
350
00:17:06,850 --> 00:17:07,600
Archie comics?
351
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:08,400
No, the other thing.
352
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,960
Oh, that's right... integrity.
353
00:17:12,050 --> 00:17:13,980
Oh. Here's your chance!
354
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:20,130
I was so mad at Elliot I couldn't sleep last night.
355
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:23,350
Also, Danni snores like a gutted wild boar.
356
00:17:23,430 --> 00:17:25,000
But mostly it was the Elliot thing.
357
00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:27,500
Hey, J.D. Can I talk to you for a sec?
358
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:31,460
Look, things have been a little weird
between Elliot and I since I got back.
359
00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:32,520
Good.
360
00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:35,790
J.D., listen.
361
00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:38,960
Did anything happen between
you and Elliot while I was gone?
362
00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:46,370
Sorry, everybody. False alarm.
363
00:17:49,390 --> 00:17:50,180
Well?
364
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:53,130
There comes a time when every man
has to make a choice.
365
00:17:53,910 --> 00:17:55,810
Whether it's a professional choice...
366
00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:03,980
Come on! What are you gonna do about it?
367
00:18:09,490 --> 00:18:11,200
Or whether it's a personal choice.
368
00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:14,650
Hey. Wanna go for a beer after the show?
369
00:18:29,990 --> 00:18:32,180
In the end, it's about integrity.
370
00:18:48,610 --> 00:18:49,310
Yes!
371
00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:50,370
- No!
- No!
372
00:19:25,340 --> 00:19:27,560
And it's about chasing after what
you really want.
373
00:19:28,220 --> 00:19:29,280
Here's your beer.
374
00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:32,150
Even if that means showing you
both care a little.
375
00:19:32,210 --> 00:19:34,260
Did you... did you do that for me?
376
00:19:35,110 --> 00:19:36,270
I thought it'd be fun.
377
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,750
See, now there are two blondes
you can't have sex with!
378
00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:42,820
I don't care!
It is so naughty!
379
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:46,980
Cheers.
380
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,210
And sometimes...
381
00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:53,510
well, sometimes you just have to do
what's right for your friend.
382
00:19:57,670 --> 00:19:59,950
No. Sean, nothing happened.
383
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:01,800
Yeah, I figured.
384
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:03,660
Good talk!
385
00:20:07,690 --> 00:20:10,240
Even if it means sacrificing
your own happiness.
386
00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:15,740
Giddyup, Dr. Dorkian!
387
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:21,560
When it comes down to it,
you just have to be proud of the decision you make.
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