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Today's gonna be a great day.
Still, no time to dilly-dally -- God,
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that's a fun phrase -- I have
to meet Dr. Cox in five...
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Good God! Check out those dilly-dallies!
That may be the future Mrs...
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Okay, back to work. Because Dr.
Cox has hand-selected me to help him
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on a research project.
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Hey, research buddy!
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We're four seconds in and I'm
already regretting my decision.
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Things Jordan says during sex! Ha!
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Are those the charts I wanted?
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Noooo. They're the charts you
wanted, plus! patient history charts
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from the last ten years, which yours
truly stayed up all night organizing
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not only chronologically
but by severity of condition.
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There's a good chance
I'm gonna kill someone.
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Things you say when you
talk to your patients.
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Clever.
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Ah, don't bother with that, Trish.
You know, I've been getting my hair
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cut by my barber, Big Frank, for
seventeen years now. Is it because his
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prices remained the same? No. Is it
because I like the way his man-breasts
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feel gently resting on my shoulders
when he does my sideburns? A little,
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yes. But, mainly, it's because, unlike
you, he does just exactly what I tell
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him to do. You see, it's my way or
the highway, and since you've already
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broken that dictum... you're out!
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No, but wait!
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I already got my shifts covered
for the next two days! Besides,
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where're you gonna find somebody else?
You think Lonnie, my intern, gives a
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rat's ass about acute thomrobotic
thrombocytopenic purpura?
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ATTP? It killed my father.
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You're in.
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It is gonna be so amazing working
on the disease that tore my family apart.
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Kiss ass.
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I guess I could go home.... But
there's plenty of important stuff I
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need to do around here.
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Hey, Laverne. What'd
you give me if I get
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this jelly bean into your cleavage?
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A concussion.
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Guys! Three long years of
busting my hump at this place
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and it has finally paid off!
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You got the fellowship?
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No! I get to be the clown in Pediatrics!
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Heeeey! That old clown was really good.
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So, uh, you got some
really big shoes to fill!
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Dammit, I'm funny!
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YES! He hits it at the buzzer!
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Oh, no he didn't.
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Not worth it.
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Dude, my tongue is totally dry. How
many more of these wedding invites
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do I have to lick?
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Fine. Don't lick 'em.
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Come on, don't get mad at Turk.
What's really bugging me is that,
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thanks to Dr. Cox, I've
got nothing to do...
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nothing to talk
about...no stories to tell.
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From the moment I woke up this
morning, I have been freaking out about
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getting married. Luckily,
Carla's being cool.
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Okay, this is your last
chance to uninvite that slut
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you went out with in high school.
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She's married to my brother!
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Isn't that convenient.
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Thank God she thinks that hot
chick, Tina, I invited is my cousin!
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Well guess what! There's
no blood there, baby!
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Oh, and by the way,
don't think for a second
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that your "cousin" Tina's
gonna be sitting at our table.
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Oh, my God! She's in
my head! It's okay....
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Use it to your advantage....
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Make me a grilled
cheese sandwich, woman!
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Make it yourself.
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Thanks for driving me to work, man.
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You kidding? I wanted to see the
mailing of the invites! Once you drop
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those suckers in, there's no turning
back! I'm just mad I forgot my
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camera.... Or did I?
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Ha! Say goodbye to being single!
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It's okay, sweetie,
just drop them in here.
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I don't wanna.
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If you're nervous, come here and
I'll tell you a secret that'll make
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you feel better.
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Come here. Come here.
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Give me those invitations!
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Sean, I'm just bummed that I'm so
busy I might not be able to do this
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clown thing today. I know I'm a doctor
first, but what about that summer I
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spent at clown academy? I mean, it's
starting to seem like that was just a
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giant waste of time. I wish you were
here. I can't believe you've been in
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New Zealand for 5 months.
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I can't believe you still haven't
figured out the time difference.
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It's 4 A.M. here!
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I'm sorry.... It's just I miss
talking to you...I miss seeing you...
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I even miss that weird way you
sleep with your eyes open.
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Sean? Sean!
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Daaaamn, Elliot's got a nice ass
for a white chick! Stop it! Just
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'cause you're panicked about getting
married doesn't mean you have to reduce
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every woman to her physical attributes.
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Oh, great, my new scary boss and
her amazing chest, butt, feet....
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I love feet.
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Dr. Turk! This is Bryan. You'll be
assisting me on his tumor debulking
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this afternoon.
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Wussuuuuuuuup, Bry-Bry! You, my
friend, have just won the lottery. I'm
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not saying I'm good, but if there
was a surgeon awards show around here,
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it'd be called The Turkies.
You know what I'm sayin'?
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You don't have to know what
he's sayin' -- none of us do.
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Mmmm....may I have a quick moment?
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Mm, excuse us.
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What now, you mean witch?
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I'm sorry, but if you act like a
cartoon character in front of one of
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our patients again, I'm gonna spend
the next ten years introducing you as
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the guy who sponges off my
forehead. Okay, we're done.
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Bryan! Dr. Turk is gonna
take you back to your room.
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That was...that was glorious.
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You didn't mind that
cocky stuff, did ya?
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Noooo. I love "Bry-Bry".
Never had a nickname before.
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Well, lemme tell you something :
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there's plenty more where that came from, Killer B!
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What are you doing here? I
thought you had like two days off?
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Had to pick up a mouth guard from
oral surgery. Some of the kids at
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the park said I couldn't jump Jones
Creek on my bicycle; so now I gotta give
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'em the 4-1-1 on my
mad daredevilin' skills!
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Meanwhile, back in adult world....
I was just given twelve new admits
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and now there's no way that I
can be a clown for the kids today!
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Ooh, you know, if it helps, I
could--I could examine her...for you.
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Elliot, please!
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Ow! It hurt through my helmet!
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Heh. Mrs. Bell, your EKG showed a
slight irregularity, but nothing too serious
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Maybe when my husband hears that
he'll stop worrying, go home and get
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some rest.
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Hey, honey?
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Oh, and this must be your hobbit!--
I mean husband! Of course. Heh. I
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rented 'Lord of the
Rings' last night, so...
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I would do Frodo.
...He's short...too. Heh.
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Dr. Miller! I am attending a
hospital administrator's luncheon this
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afternoon. I would
love for you to join me.
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Not so fast, there, Bob. You forgot
to affix the warning label to your
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forehead. You know, the one that
reads "Exposure to Bob Kelso can be
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hazardous to your health" thus
affording the reader a fighting chance to
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escape the waste and
contamination that is...Bob Kelso.
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Gosh, darn it, Perry, you are
entertaining. You know, like Howie
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Mandel or a monkey in a funny hat.
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Check out Cox and Kelso
fighting over Dr. New Girl!
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No, she's coming with me!
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I want her.
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Too late for you.
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She's mine!
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She'll have to get one of those
cars you drive with your feet!
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Dr. Miller, I hope to see you later.
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Look, I like you...so here's some
advice: Never, ever do anything with
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Bob Kelso. Don't talk to him, don't
look at him, don't even associate with
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guys his age on the outside chance that
they just shared a steam together in
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that never ending Klan meeting that
they call a "country club"; right?
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He is...pure evil.
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I'll remember that. Not the crazy
"where the hell is he going with
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this?" ranting, but you know, the
gist -- the Bob Kelso-bad part.
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Fair enough.
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Nurse Espinosa, would you mind
getting me some sugar, stat.
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Why, yes, Doctor.
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Wow! This hospital rocks!
Did you two just meet?
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No. We're getting married.
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Yep! The invitations went out today!
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Yes! You know they did, baby!
Invitations went out _today_!
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No, they didn't!
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I could never get a girl like that.
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Why ?
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Well, girls don't usually go
for the piano-playing power geek.
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Are you a good pianist?
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Penist !
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Yeah, I got a scholarship to Juilliard.
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Bry-Bry! You're in the money! Girl's
love the artsy type -- you'll be
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getting more tail than
you know what to do with.
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Ohhh, okay.
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"Tail" is sex, Bryan.
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Ohhh! Awesome!
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So how far over the
Creek did you make it?
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I don't know the exact distance
in terms of feet and inches, but in
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laymen's terms, I would
have to say...about halfway.
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Never stop peddling, Annie.
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You are a shoo-in for
the Little Girl X-Games.
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Has anyone seen Dr. Kelso? We're
supposed to leave for that luncheon.
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Oh, that's strange. Because I
remember having a conversation with you
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about this very subject -- never
do anything with him, pure evil --
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ringing any bells?
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Just the one in my head that goes
off when I'm incredibly bored.
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Wow! Perry, people usually don't
stop caring about what you have to
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say 'til after they've been here
a few months! Oh, no he didn't!
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That's the correct use
of that phrase, right?
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I don't know, sir.
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"Oh, no he didn't!"
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Ummm.... Mrs.
Bell, uh--
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How'd I end up with him?
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Yes.
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See, I've got this boyfriend, except
he's all the way in New Zealand
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and...well...how did you know that
Mr. Bell was the right guy for you?
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Kurt was the one that was always
there for me. And at the end of the
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day, that's who you want -- the
guy who shows up when you need him,
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without having to ask.
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Dr. Reid couldn't be here today,
children, so I'm here in her place.
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Why're your pants so tight?
Clowns have baggy pants!
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Well, Brad, I'm the type of clown
that likes to wear tight pants.
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But the other clown has baggy pants!
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What other clown?
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Hello, old friend.
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Janitor!
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Man, the way Dr. Miller
stares makes me all itchy.
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What can I say to let
her know I'm in control?
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Have you ever slept with a black man?
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Just finish the procedure please.
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That's a yes! And now her mind will
drift back to that wonderful day.
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Wait for it....
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...And there it is.
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Dr. Miller, please,
feel free to drift off.
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Although there is a lot of bleeding.
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You lacerated the brachial
artery. Move out of the way!
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Look, you made a mistake. Every
one of us has made a mistake.
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You should consider yourself lucky --
instead of losing his arm he'll just have
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some nerve damage and limited use of
his right hand. It could have been a
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lot worse. If you want
I'll even tell him for you.
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He's a concert pianist.
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Oh. You tell him.
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Okay, just go in there
and get it over with.
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Heeeey! Bry-Bry!
What's the happie-haps!
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My hand is feeling really weird.
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Ummm, about that...
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"I made a mistake"! Just
say it! I made a mistake!
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I'm not really too sure on the
specifics, but uh...apparently there
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were some complications.
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Ah, ya big chicken.
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Well, now, you are looking slim.
Are those new scrubs? Or is it the
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fact you no longer have a soul?
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What's your problem?
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Come on, the only reason Kelso wanted
you at that dinner is because he
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knows standing next to a pretty
doctor will get his picture in all the
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medical journals. Assuming his image
actually shows up in photographs.
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So what? Publicity is good for
the hospital. Plus, pictures of us
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together lend credence to the rumors
that you and I are having a fling.
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I'm joking! There are no rumors.
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The point is, Cox just wants you
on his side, and until that happens
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he's gonna be all over you.
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Fine, maybe he's right.
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Please get out of here.
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Look, you're in with Kelso now, but
trust me, he will turn on you the
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minute you say no to him on anything.
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Dr. Miller! Would you
care to accompany me
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to the proctology dinner tonight?
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Yeah! Wouldja!?
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Heh. I don't know yet.
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Okay, kids, I've never
made balloon animals before,
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but raise your hand
if you like your eels!
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You're a horrible clown.
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Save it for the post-show, Lurch.
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I think what Angry, Disturbed
Clown is trying to teach us is
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that it's never funny to push!
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Dr. Dorian?
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Okay, let's take a little
break, kids. Duck, Duck, Eel.
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Mr. Millican just died, and
his family needs to be notified.
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Since I'm still kind of new at this,
I was hoping you could do it.
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So you steal my research
project and now you want me to do
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your dirty work?
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Dr. Cox told me if you said that
to say, "That's right, Melinda."
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How you doing?
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Babe, I've never screwed up a
kid's life before. I mean, I've had
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minor slip-ups, and that watch you
gave me for Christmas might still be
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inside Mr. Conte,
but...nothing like this.
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That watch is inside Mr. Conte?
Well, thank God! All this time I
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thought you didn't like it!
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But we're talking about you. And
you, honey, you did a courageous
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thing. You took responsibility
for your actions. Right?
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No, I didn't.
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Yes I did.
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You're just upset because it's
never easy to give someone bad news.
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Unfortunately your grandfather's
bowel burst, causing a severe sepsis.
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We were unable to
save him. I'm so sorry.
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Again, I'm...I'm very sorry.
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J.D., what are you doing?
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Oh, just breaking some
bad news...circus style.
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You were a clown for me?
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Break's over, Binky.
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The show must go on.
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So I didn't tell him.... It's
not like it would change anything.
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Christopher!
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"Christopher"? You only call me
Christopher when you're mad...or when
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we're having sex. Baby, are
you mad when we're having sex?
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Sometimes.
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Come. Let's take a walk.
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Oh, this is bad. Okay, what did I
do? Think. I accidentally got her a
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present on my ex-girlfriend's birthday.
I referred to that new cute nurse as
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a young Carla Espinosa -- damn, that
was stupid. I've been known to leave my
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toenail clippings on her throw pillow.
Oh, and I forgot to put the toilet
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seat down last night and she bruised
her butt! Wow, why is she marrying me?
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Marrying me! Oh, God! She knows
I haven't mailed the invites!
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I thought you might want to talk
to Bryan before you went home.
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How'd you know?
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Who you talkin' to?
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Get in there.
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Okay.
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Bryan. Uh.... Look, I got
a confession to make, man.
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Ahh, there's my dinner
buddy! Shall we head out?
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Oh, no, no, no. I'm not going. I
have a date. And even if I didn't,
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I don't think I'd want to go to a
snooze-fest with a bunch of drunk
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proctologists just so you could get
your picture in the latest edition of
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Bend Over Weekly.
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A simple "I'm busy" would have sufficed.
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Big boys don't cry, there, Bobbo.
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Why are you smiling?
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Oh, I don't know, I guess I'm
just glad you wound up in my camp.
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Yeah, I'm an adult, I don't actually
go to camp. Listen, if Dr. Kelso
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had asked me to go somewhere that I
thought was actually good for my career,
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I'd be gone so fast you'd be left here
staring at an imaginary woman's chest
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while she was trying to make a point.
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I'm--I'm sorry, you're right, it's
my fault. That dress just screams
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"respect me as a doctor." Heh.
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You try and paint Dr. Kelso as
this jackass who turns on people who
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don't do his bidding, when you were
ready to write me off just for having
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lunch. So honestly? How
are you any different?
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I'm taller than he is?
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Hmm. Feel free to watch me leave.
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It's weird. Just by the simple
act of pushing me to do the right
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thing, I remembered
why Carla's the woman
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I want to spend the
rest of my life with.
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End of story.
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You did it!
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Oh, man, what a long day.
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Still, any day can be
salvaged by drinking
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a few cold ones with a good friend.
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Awesome. 'Judge Dredd' is starting.
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You still have a little
clown makeup on you!
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Elliot, The Judge, please.
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Fine, I'll get it.
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What the hell is she
doing? It's The Judge!
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I can't find the clasp.
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What?
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The clasp! The clasp!
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I switched to frontsies!
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Naughty!
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Position One, Two, or Three?
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We only had two.
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Oh, yeah. Well, I have
something to show you later.
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It's a mystery how one woman can
drive you crazy over and over again.
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While another can bring you
right back down to earth.
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In the end, you have to
trust that the perfect woman
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will always lead you
in the right direction.
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So did you ever get the
guts to mail the invitations?
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Look, Elliot, I don't
want to jinx this, but,
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how did that just happen?
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You were a clown for me. You
were there when I needed you
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without me even having to ask.
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Oh, my God! When did you
get back from New Zealand?
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Something in your voice
told me that you needed me.
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So I just...I decided to show up,
even though you didn't even ask.
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Good to see ya, J.D.
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Hey! You switched to frontsies!
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