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Hey, blondie-blond,
there are better ways to go blind.
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You've been locked up in here
with these numbers all day.
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Somewhere out there is
a happy hour with our name on it.
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- You go ahead.
- We always go for a drink on Friday.
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- No, we don't, and it's Monday.
- It is?
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Talk about a lost weekend.
Wonder if I went home.
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Do I still have the same shirt on?
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Hey, wait a minute,
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I must have gone home, I shaved.
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- You really like doing this, don't you?
- Someone has to do it.
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No, no, no, you do.
I can tell.
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It gives you a feeling of power.
And why not?
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Numbers make the cash flow.
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Cash makes the wheels turn,
the smoke stack, thighs part.
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- Addison, my God!
- Isn't that redundant?
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Do you know what this means?
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- We're ahead.
- You're kidding.
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The two of us? Together?
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Like Ray Milland and Rosey Grier-
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Two thousand and thirty-five dollars
and 76 cents in the black.
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Does that mean we can save the farm
and get Mom the heart operation?
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- It's okay if we only save the farm.
- We made money!
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The first money we've made.
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Money we've made.
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That sounds so much nicer
than money we've spent or lost.
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It sure does.
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Why, you are so beautiful
when you get fiscal.
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- Get your hand off my behind.
- Is that your behind?
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Is that my hand?
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That's what I like about this place.
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- You learn something new every day.
- Get serious.
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I just had my hand on your behind.
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If I get any more serious,
they'll move us to cable.
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Help me think. We've gotta
do something with this money.
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Reinvest in the agency...
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...make a capital improvement
to increase productivity.
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I've got it.
Matching crocodile briefcases.
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"Briefcasi"?
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Will it be hard to find
matching crocodiles?
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- Maybe an advertising campaign.
- Or...
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...a stereo for the company car.
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I see it now.
Laser disc, graphic equalizer...
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...300 watts per channel.
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I get more productive
just thinking about it.
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- David.
- Maddie, I'm half serious.
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- What else is new?
- I mean it.
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You know, there is nothing wrong
with enjoying your success.
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Rewarding your victories.
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That's what sets us apart
from the communist nations.
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Not large bodies of water
and mountain ranges?
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Think about the men
who made America great.
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The Rockefellers,
Kennedys, Ewings.
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You think with every gusher
they bought drilling equipment?
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Hell, no! They gambled,
got drunk, ran around women.
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- What did it get them?
- Poverty.
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Greatest motivator
in the free world.
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But do what you want,
put the money in the bank...
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...reinvest, let it earn interest,
get comfortable...
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...stop blazing trails for America
and the free world.
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Or, you consider my plan...
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...and you put Jacuzzis
in the executive bathroom.
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It's your country.
You do what you want.
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Maddie Hayes' office,
One desk under God, indivisible-
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- Give me that.
- Big screen TV in reception.
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- Maddie Hayes.
- Clients watch while waiting.
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- Yes, officer?
- Monday Night Football.
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- Questioning?
- We'll have new clientele.
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Yes, I'll be right there.
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Wanna talk about it?
What am I doing? I never ask.
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It doesn't look good.
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Mysterious fortune turns up,
police call.
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I'm behind you 100 percent.
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Maddie, why did you do it?
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You're shielding somebody.
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I guess you gotta play your string
to the very end.
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Want me to hide the booty?
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Oh, tough guy, eh?
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The worst that can happen is
you get the gas chamber.
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Better than the chair,
they shave your head.
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I'm running out of material,
tell me what's going on.
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I don't know.
The police want me for questioning.
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- Want me to go with you?
- No.
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You wanna think about?
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Listen, I'll probably go home
right afterwards.
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Any messages, call me.
See you in the morning.
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- Right, Miss Hayes.
- Maddie?
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- Yes!
- Executive bonus?
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Just a thought.
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Do you know him?
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He knew you.
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What exactly did he die of?
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Bullet through the heart.
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It appears to be self-inflicted.
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We were hoping
you could shed some light on that.
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Ever seen it before?
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How would I have seen it?
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You never sat here?
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I've never been here.
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- You know Charles?
- Charles who?
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The title of the painting is
Charles' Treasure.
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I'm assuming you're the treasure.
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Look, lieutenant, I'm sorry,
but I've never heard of Phillip Wright.
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I've never seen
this painting before.
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I've never been
in this place before.
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Don't be sorry.
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I'm trying to figure out why an artist
who struggled so hard for so long...
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...checks out just when things
are starting to go his way.
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I know that, lieutenant, but people
get depressed for a lot of reasons.
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No argument.
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It's just, when he died,
he was painting your portrait.
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There he was, pistol in one hand,
paintbrush in the other.
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He just finished.
The paint was still wet.
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He called the gallery
to tell them it was complete.
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What are you saying?
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I guess I'm saying I wanted to hear
that you two knew each other.
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That he contacted you, or tried to.
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He wrote. He called.
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And even though he was an artist
of some repute, you said no.
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So he did what he could
to impress you.
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He painted your portrait.
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And when you remained
unimpressed...
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...he killed himself.
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You make all that up
or somebody help you?
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I was a Creative Writing major
in college.
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I admit it,
I have an overactive imagination.
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- You sure you never heard of him?
- I never heard of him.
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Another great theory
bites the dust.
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Still...
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- ...it must feel nice.
- What?
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Well, he clearly adored you.
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- There goes that imagination again.
- Oh, come on, Miss Hayes.
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You don't paint like that
unless you adore someone.
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It must feel odd.
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Finding out that someone
you didn't even know...
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...was staring at your pictures
for days...
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...weeks, even months.
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He painted your portrait.
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The last portrait
he would ever paint.
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And that by tomorrow morning,
it'll be for sale in a gallery...
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...probably end up
hanging over somebody's bar...
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...or in someone's den.
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Now, Miss Hayes...
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...good night.
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- It's her!
- Where have you been, young lady?
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It's all right, she just came in.
I've called every state prison.
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- Sorry I'm late.
- You realize how worried we've been?
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- She's answering the phone in prose.
- Excuse me.
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You wanna talk about it?
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It's okay, I'll talk about it.
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For what it's worth,
you don't look any worse for wear.
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Hair is combed,
makeup's in place...
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No visible scars or contusions.
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Of course, they really only mark
the hard-to-see places.
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You need anybody to check
those hard-to-see places?
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A man I never met
killed himself last night.
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I know how you feel.
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A woman I never met had sex
with a basketball team last night.
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You're right.
It's not the same thing.
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The police took me
to his loft downtown.
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There were pictures of me
everywhere.
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Hundreds of them.
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Pictures of me modeling.
Pictures of me from the society pages.
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Pictures I don't even remember
being taken.
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My whole career and my whole life
was on that man's walls.
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It was so odd.
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Everywhere he looked,
everywhere he turned, he saw me.
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- No wonder he killed himself.
- He was an artist, David.
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And not a starving one either.
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They showed me this portrait
he was painting when he died.
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It was a portrait of me.
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A portrait of me.
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They said he finished the portrait...
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...then he shot himself.
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Talk about temperamental artist.
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You're really upset about this,
aren't you?
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Maddie, you didn't even
know the man.
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What if he cared for me?
What if he loved me?
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That has nothing to do with you.
That is not your responsibility.
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- Did he try and contact you?
- No.
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Did you reject him in any way?
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How could I reject him?
He didn't contact me.
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Did you laugh
when he got naked in front of you?
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- Why do I bother?
- Clean as a whistle.
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- You're guilt-free.
- I'm talking about romance...
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...with a man who thinks love...
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...is what you pay to see
in a private booth.
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Private booth?
This is the age of video.
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I can think of more romantic gestures
than blowing your brains out.
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I'm talking about something ethereal.
A love that's unrequited.
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I don't care what you call it.
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Killing yourself over the homecoming
queen is not the act of a sane person.
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- Is that so?
- Yes, that's so.
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Otherwise, every kid would be dead
before graduating high school.
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Except the one with the best car.
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I'm gonna take a walk.
I'm gonna take a drive.
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I don't know what I'm gonna do.
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- Did I say something wrong?
- Ever say anything right?
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One little suicide
and there's no talking to you.
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My goodness.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls, dogs and cats...
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...a boss lady who can balance
my budget anytime...
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...a woman who proves
blonds do have more fun...
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...a lady whose bottom-line
never sags...
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...Miss Madeline
I-Can-Make-a-Profit-Anywhere Hayes.
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Let me have one!
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- What is going on?
- A meeting.
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- A meeting?
- Yeah, a meeting. You know.
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Wall Street holds them.
Hollywood takes them.
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Secretaries make them.
Bosses cancel them.
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Like talking to yourself
with a gang.
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What a meeting it was.
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We got an agenda. We got minutes.
We got coffee. We got Danish.
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- What's this all about?
- Glad you asked me that. Randy?
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The purpose of this session-
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It has been
an extremely productive one.
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Has been to brainstorm.
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- To what-storm?
- Funny. Hurtful, but very funny.
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Maddie, the question we have been
postulating and hypothesizing is:
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"What are we gonna do
with all that money?"
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What money?
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What a kidder. What money?
You know what money. Our money.
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The profit statement.
The plus column. The bottom line.
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- David.
- We got Miss DiPesto over here...
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...combing the mail-order catalogue.
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- Oh, my.
- O'Neal is scouring the classifieds.
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- He is?
- We got my main potato, Ferguson...
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...has agreed to cruise for
a garage sale. Let me have one!
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May I see you in my office
for a moment?
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It's okay.
We're her first meeting.
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- Yes?
- Yes what?
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You asked me to come in here.
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Yes, I did. Yes, I did.
I spent the money.
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You spent the money?
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All of it?
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Well, okay.
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It's your store, your money.
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- What'd you get?
- Excuse me?
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What did you get?
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I'm sure whatever it is,
it's for the good of the company.
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What did you blow it on?
Stocks? Bonds? Elvis memorabilia?
243
00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:39,453
Well, I believe I made a sound
and prudent investment.
244
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:42,498
- In what?
- I invested it...
245
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:43,999
...in art.
246
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:46,835
Could you turn up the volume?
247
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:50,255
- Art.
- Did you say "art"?
248
00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:51,757
Art.
249
00:18:51,924 --> 00:18:54,301
- Could you be more specific?
- I bought a painting.
250
00:18:54,468 --> 00:18:56,178
- A painting?
- A painting I'm sure...
251
00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:58,263
...will increase in value
with the years.
252
00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:00,724
- I see. A painting of what?
- A painting of what?
253
00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:02,559
Of a thing.
254
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:06,271
- Could you be a little more specific?
- A pretty thing.
255
00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:09,233
An animal thing, a vegetable thing
or a mineral thing?
256
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,235
- Animal thing.
- Little cat, big eyes?
257
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:12,736
- No.
- A boy and his dog?
258
00:19:12,903 --> 00:19:15,656
- What difference does it make?
- A blond and her vanity.
259
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:20,118
It's my money, Addison.
And I can do anything I want with it.
260
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:23,497
Let me get this. One of the world's
most-photographed women...
261
00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:25,707
...spends the only money
she ever made-
262
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:28,836
- I don't have to talk to you.
- On another picture of herself!
263
00:19:29,545 --> 00:19:32,589
- Out of my way.
- Maddie, will you just tell me why?
264
00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:37,219
I don't know why.
All I know is he chose to paint me.
265
00:19:37,386 --> 00:19:40,764
Me, David, not a landscape,
not a barn, not a bowl of fruit.
266
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:45,352
- Let's not hold that against him.
- He spent weeks, months painting it.
267
00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:49,106
The last moments of his life,
finishing it.
268
00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:54,778
I can't let someone else buy it.
Put it in their den or over their bar.
269
00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:58,323
Surely you can understand that.
270
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:03,328
Well, I don't really care
if you can understand it or not.
271
00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:06,373
The point is that the money
belongs to the company.
272
00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,292
And the company belongs to me.
273
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:11,128
And I can choose to do
anything I want with it.
274
00:20:11,295 --> 00:20:13,297
Or I may choose
to do nothing with it.
275
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:17,050
Or I may choose to flush
it down the executive commode.
276
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:20,929
But whatever I choose,
it'll be my choice. Is that clear?
277
00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:26,310
Good.
278
00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:30,105
Then this conversation is over.
279
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:33,233
- Not quite. I have one more question.
- What?
280
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,862
Next windfall, can I stick
a statue of myself in the lobby?
281
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,947
Stick it, Addison!
282
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:42,618
Get away from that door!
283
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:46,330
I have finished this conversation!
284
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,916
You asked for it.
285
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,628
Excuse me.
286
00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:54,922
Miss Hayes, this is Charles Wright.
287
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:57,841
- Forgive me for barging in-
- Excuse me. Charles Wright?
288
00:20:58,008 --> 00:21:00,886
- I'm Phillip Wright's brother.
- Oh, my goodness.
289
00:21:01,053 --> 00:21:03,013
I'm so sorry.
290
00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:04,515
Won't you come in?
291
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:15,192
Please.
292
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:17,861
I'm so sorry to hear
about your brother.
293
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:21,156
I really don't know why I'm here.
294
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:27,663
I got home late last night...
295
00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:30,040
...as soon as I got the wire.
296
00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:32,751
I've been out of the country
for a while.
297
00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:34,419
I went to the gallery.
298
00:21:35,546 --> 00:21:37,256
They told me about...
299
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:39,591
...Charlie's Treasure.
300
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:42,135
I guess you figured out
by now that...
301
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:43,637
...I'm Charlie.
302
00:21:45,514 --> 00:21:48,267
You fight with your brother,
he paints a picture for you.
303
00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:54,690
Philly and I hadn't spoken
to each other for a long time.
304
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:58,318
Would you like to see it?
The painting?
305
00:21:58,944 --> 00:22:02,531
- Is it here?
- Well, no.
306
00:22:02,698 --> 00:22:05,242
It's at my house.
307
00:22:05,409 --> 00:22:07,161
But...
308
00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:13,083
- I want you to see it.
- You don't even know me.
309
00:22:15,127 --> 00:22:17,045
Mr. Wright and I
will be at my house.
310
00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:19,173
Yes, Miss Hayes.
311
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,801
He was in there for a minute.
How did he do that?
312
00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:33,896
I haven't hung it yet.
313
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:46,241
I haven't exactly decided
where I want it.
314
00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:49,328
My God, Phillip.
315
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:51,872
It makes me feel like crying.
316
00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:54,625
You never met him.
You never sat for him.
317
00:23:00,881 --> 00:23:04,301
My God, Phillip.
318
00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:12,976
You've been very kind.
319
00:23:15,229 --> 00:23:17,814
- Where are you going?
- Excuse me?
320
00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:20,651
I feel badly.
321
00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:23,487
I know what you must
be going through.
322
00:23:23,654 --> 00:23:27,074
If you'd like some more time with
the painting by yourself, feel free.
323
00:23:27,241 --> 00:23:30,994
No, no. That's okay.
It's not that I don't appreciate the...
324
00:23:32,538 --> 00:23:37,543
It's harder knowing
that I'll probably never see it again.
325
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:43,173
You fight with somebody.
326
00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:44,675
You say to yourself...
327
00:23:44,842 --> 00:23:47,928
...one day,
I'll have to attend to this.
328
00:23:48,095 --> 00:23:52,015
And then, one of these days
you find yourself in a hotel room...
329
00:23:52,182 --> 00:23:55,435
...trying to find American baseball
scores in Italian newspapers...
330
00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:57,312
...and a cable comes.
331
00:23:59,273 --> 00:24:03,527
Upside is that it's one last thing
to attend to.
332
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:07,656
Downside is that...
333
00:24:09,074 --> 00:24:10,576
There's a lot of downside.
334
00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:17,916
- I thought your voice was lower.
- Excuse me?
335
00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:21,545
In those commercials you never
spoke. So I gave you my own voice.
336
00:24:21,712 --> 00:24:23,505
And it was lower. Huskier.
337
00:24:26,133 --> 00:24:28,135
You also were not this nice.
338
00:24:28,302 --> 00:24:30,596
You gave a lot of thought
to those commercials.
339
00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:33,348
It wasn't the commercials.
340
00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:35,809
It was you.
341
00:24:38,979 --> 00:24:41,607
And I wasn't the only one.
342
00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:44,693
I remember when I was 20,
Philly was 19...
343
00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:50,824
...we decided to do
the starving-student thing in Europe...
344
00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:53,160
...with hostels, French bread,
the backpacks.
345
00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:56,205
And I remember one night
we were in Paris-
346
00:24:56,371 --> 00:24:58,165
Cold as hell.
347
00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:01,251
And we'd been together
for six weeks...
348
00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:03,212
...so the hate level was very high.
349
00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:05,547
And, I mean, it was Paris.
350
00:25:05,714 --> 00:25:09,593
You don't wanna be in Paris with
your brother, you wanna be with...
351
00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:17,267
Anyway, it's cold as hell.
352
00:25:17,434 --> 00:25:21,522
And everywhere you look
are these rich Parisian couples...
353
00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:25,400
...in their thick,
beautiful warm coats...
354
00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:28,111
...and they're hugging
and holding each other.
355
00:25:31,782 --> 00:25:33,659
And there we were.
356
00:25:33,826 --> 00:25:37,287
Two guys,
in the City of Lights, alone.
357
00:25:39,164 --> 00:25:43,919
Walked back to the hotel. A more
depressing hotel you can't imagine.
358
00:25:44,086 --> 00:25:47,339
Walked across the lobby,
passed a newsstand.
359
00:25:48,257 --> 00:25:49,967
And there you were.
360
00:25:51,009 --> 00:25:53,345
On the cover of...
361
00:25:53,512 --> 00:25:55,806
...I don't know which magazine.
362
00:25:56,682 --> 00:26:00,394
And Philly just looked at you.
363
00:26:01,186 --> 00:26:03,814
And he turned to me and he said:
364
00:26:04,982 --> 00:26:07,025
"Home."
365
00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:11,488
I just looked at him
and I said, "Yeah."
366
00:26:16,368 --> 00:26:18,579
Charles, I want you to have it.
367
00:26:18,996 --> 00:26:21,915
- What?
- I want you to have it.
368
00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:25,961
I want you to have it.
369
00:26:27,045 --> 00:26:29,256
I think maybe he painted it for you.
370
00:26:29,423 --> 00:26:31,508
Wait a second.
371
00:26:32,259 --> 00:26:34,136
I don't know you.
You paid good money-
372
00:26:34,303 --> 00:26:36,138
You're right, I own it.
373
00:26:36,305 --> 00:26:38,807
But it doesn't belong to me.
374
00:26:39,975 --> 00:26:41,351
Please.
375
00:26:48,442 --> 00:26:49,818
Hello.
376
00:26:49,985 --> 00:26:53,363
Miss Hayes? Sorry to wake you
in the middle of the night.
377
00:26:53,530 --> 00:26:55,240
But we have a little situation here.
378
00:26:55,407 --> 00:26:57,242
Can you come down
and give us a hand?
379
00:26:57,409 --> 00:27:00,537
Lieutenant, its 2:00 in the morning.
380
00:27:00,704 --> 00:27:02,289
I know that, Miss Hayes.
381
00:27:02,456 --> 00:27:05,584
But I really think
you'll wanna see this.
382
00:27:18,764 --> 00:27:22,726
- Honestly, I've told you all I know.
- He just showed up at your office...
383
00:27:22,893 --> 00:27:25,604
...wanted to see the picture
and you showed it to him.
384
00:27:25,771 --> 00:27:28,982
- A man you never met before.
- He said he'd been out of the country.
385
00:27:29,149 --> 00:27:32,194
He just heard about the suicide.
He wanted to see his last work.
386
00:27:32,361 --> 00:27:33,695
And you just gave it to him.
387
00:27:33,862 --> 00:27:36,615
- The man was grieving.
- The man was lying.
388
00:27:36,782 --> 00:27:39,159
Charles Wright
is an international art thief.
389
00:27:39,326 --> 00:27:42,955
He wasn't overseas,
he was up the river.
390
00:27:43,914 --> 00:27:47,918
He'd been released from prison
just hours before he came to see you.
391
00:27:48,752 --> 00:27:50,087
Let's hold it right there.
392
00:27:50,254 --> 00:27:52,172
My client isn't answering
your questions.
393
00:27:52,339 --> 00:27:55,801
- You just can't burst in here like that.
- Tell that to the writers.
394
00:27:56,927 --> 00:27:59,763
- How would you like me to burst in?
- Is he your attorney?
395
00:27:59,930 --> 00:28:01,598
- You don't have to answer.
- Yes. No.
396
00:28:01,765 --> 00:28:03,892
How can I help you
if you won't take advice?
397
00:28:04,059 --> 00:28:06,562
- Who is this man?
- My name's Addison, David Addison.
398
00:28:06,728 --> 00:28:09,898
- But you can call me Mr. Addison.
- He's my business associate.
399
00:28:10,941 --> 00:28:13,485
You told me I had one call.
This is who I called.
400
00:28:15,779 --> 00:28:17,281
Would you like another one?
401
00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:20,284
Excuse me, it's 2:30 in the morning
and I'd like to know...
402
00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:23,203
...why my colleague is being held
and why it isn't by me.
403
00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:26,248
Charles Wright was found dead
this evening.
404
00:28:26,999 --> 00:28:30,210
The wounds appear to be self-inflicted,
but in light of the circum-
405
00:28:30,377 --> 00:28:32,546
Are you saying he killed himself?
406
00:28:32,713 --> 00:28:36,175
He wasn't perusing a certain portrait
at the time, was he?
407
00:28:37,885 --> 00:28:39,428
Must be one hell of a picture.
408
00:28:39,595 --> 00:28:41,471
Did he pull a gun
in your living room?
409
00:28:41,638 --> 00:28:43,473
He was found dead
in his brother's loft.
410
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,475
You lost me.
How did he get there?
411
00:28:45,642 --> 00:28:47,102
- Don't know.
- And the painting?
412
00:28:47,269 --> 00:28:48,604
- I gave it to him.
- You what?
413
00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:50,397
- I gave it to him.
- You gave it?
414
00:28:50,564 --> 00:28:52,441
- I gave it to him.
- For?
415
00:28:52,608 --> 00:28:56,153
- For free.
- For free? It's a $2000 painting-
416
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,823
My $2000, my painting. To do with
as I wish. I wished to give it to him.
417
00:29:00,365 --> 00:29:02,034
How could I not give it to him?
418
00:29:02,201 --> 00:29:05,996
It's Charlie's Treasure.
And he's Charlie.
419
00:29:06,163 --> 00:29:09,833
Don't you see?
I didn't have any choice.
420
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,587
You should have seen
the pain on his face.
421
00:29:13,754 --> 00:29:16,423
Look, I don't know why
those two men killed themselves.
422
00:29:16,590 --> 00:29:19,426
I don't know why Charles
took the painting back to the loft.
423
00:29:19,593 --> 00:29:21,929
But I will tell you what I do know.
424
00:29:22,346 --> 00:29:26,683
That man loved his brother
and his brother loved that painting...
425
00:29:26,850 --> 00:29:29,186
...and that's why I gave it to him.
426
00:29:32,231 --> 00:29:35,609
He loved it so much he removed some
paint to see what was underneath.
427
00:29:35,776 --> 00:29:37,277
- He did what?
- Sorry.
428
00:29:37,444 --> 00:29:41,448
We're dealing with more than one
brother painting a painting for another.
429
00:29:44,827 --> 00:29:46,161
Yes, well...
430
00:29:48,705 --> 00:29:50,874
I'd like to go home now, David.
431
00:29:51,041 --> 00:29:53,377
Of course,
and you can have this back.
432
00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:57,297
Thank you.
433
00:29:59,091 --> 00:30:01,093
Just one more thing, Miss Hayes.
434
00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:03,053
Two men have died
over that painting.
435
00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:04,930
One, a convicted criminal.
436
00:30:05,138 --> 00:30:08,267
And until the coroner
verifies these...
437
00:30:08,433 --> 00:30:10,143
...suicides...
438
00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:13,397
...this case is still very much open.
439
00:30:13,564 --> 00:30:15,357
I'm gonna ask you not to leave town.
440
00:30:15,524 --> 00:30:18,277
Ever occur to you that the
reason this town is crawling...
441
00:30:18,443 --> 00:30:21,530
...with so many crooks is because
you never let them leave town?
442
00:30:21,738 --> 00:30:24,366
That's it. I've said my piece.
443
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,626
- I'm sorry.
- There's nothing to be sorry about.
444
00:30:34,793 --> 00:30:36,461
- Okay.
- Just because his brother...
445
00:30:36,628 --> 00:30:38,463
...wasn't what he seemed to be...
446
00:30:38,630 --> 00:30:41,216
- He's a thief.
- ...doesn't mean anything's changed.
447
00:30:41,383 --> 00:30:45,053
I know in my heart why Phillip Wright
painted that portrait of me.
448
00:30:46,722 --> 00:30:50,100
When I think of him standing there,
painting, finishing the portrait...
449
00:30:50,267 --> 00:30:53,979
...consumed with sadness,
picking up the gun...
450
00:30:54,396 --> 00:30:56,565
...pulling the trigger...
451
00:30:56,732 --> 00:30:58,734
You love this, don't you?
452
00:30:58,901 --> 00:31:01,028
Maddie, admit it.
You think this is great.
453
00:31:01,195 --> 00:31:04,198
I do not think this is great.
454
00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:06,700
In fact, I find this terribly sad.
455
00:31:06,867 --> 00:31:08,869
And just a little romantic,
of course.
456
00:31:09,036 --> 00:31:10,746
What are you talking about?
457
00:31:10,913 --> 00:31:14,416
Come on, admit it. Wouldn't you be
just a tad disappointed if you knew...
458
00:31:14,583 --> 00:31:16,502
...he didn't kill himself
because of you?
459
00:31:17,836 --> 00:31:20,255
He shot himself because
he couldn't pay a gas bill.
460
00:31:20,422 --> 00:31:23,467
I wouldn't be disappointed.
And that's not what happened.
461
00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:27,596
Phillip Wright died for me.
462
00:31:28,931 --> 00:31:31,808
Yeah. Right.
463
00:31:31,975 --> 00:31:34,686
- Unlucky stiff.
- What is that supposed to mean?
464
00:31:34,895 --> 00:31:37,314
Oh, nothing.
465
00:31:37,481 --> 00:31:40,192
Just thinking about us poor slobs
who live for you.
466
00:31:47,449 --> 00:31:49,451
Now I know how
a Jehovah Witness feels.
467
00:31:49,618 --> 00:31:51,620
"Thanks for walking me home,
Mr. Addison."
468
00:31:51,787 --> 00:31:55,374
- I have nothing more to say to you.
- Yeah, I know. For weeks now.
469
00:31:55,541 --> 00:31:59,086
- When I do, I'll holler.
- I'll be waiting.
470
00:31:59,253 --> 00:32:02,714
- David!
- That was fast.
471
00:32:03,757 --> 00:32:05,551
Oh, my goodness.
472
00:32:05,717 --> 00:32:07,469
The Helen Keller look.
473
00:32:07,636 --> 00:32:10,764
- I like it.
- Who could have done this?
474
00:32:10,931 --> 00:32:12,349
Where's The Duchess?
475
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,310
You didn't say
you lived with anybody.
476
00:32:15,519 --> 00:32:17,813
- Where's The Duchess?
- Won't you introduce me?
477
00:32:18,188 --> 00:32:20,607
I've gone through every room
in this house.
478
00:32:20,774 --> 00:32:22,317
I want The Duchess.
479
00:32:22,484 --> 00:32:24,111
And I want her now.
480
00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:27,406
- I don't know who the duchess is.
- Not who. What.
481
00:32:27,573 --> 00:32:30,325
The painting. The Duchess.
I know it's here.
482
00:32:30,492 --> 00:32:33,996
The only painting I know about
is this one, Charlie's Treasure.
483
00:32:34,204 --> 00:32:35,622
And you're welcome to it.
484
00:32:36,456 --> 00:32:39,334
- Please.
- Don't be offended. What's he know?
485
00:32:39,501 --> 00:32:43,422
I was curator of the National Gallery
Fran�ais for seven years.
486
00:32:43,589 --> 00:32:45,841
Big deal.
Your uncle probably got you the job.
487
00:32:46,008 --> 00:32:47,843
Enough jokes.
488
00:32:49,761 --> 00:32:52,055
I want that painting.
489
00:32:52,222 --> 00:32:54,474
Now.
490
00:32:54,641 --> 00:32:57,811
- Where did Phillip tell you it was?
- Phillip? I never met Phillip.
491
00:32:57,978 --> 00:32:59,980
I heard of him
when he killed himself.
492
00:33:00,147 --> 00:33:01,815
But he must have told you.
493
00:33:01,982 --> 00:33:03,901
- You're Charlie's Treasure.
- No.
494
00:33:05,444 --> 00:33:08,363
- I'm all confused.
- It's a big club.
495
00:33:08,530 --> 00:33:10,699
In the first place,
what is The Duchess?
496
00:33:10,866 --> 00:33:14,161
It's a very famous,
very valuable painting.
497
00:33:14,328 --> 00:33:15,787
Seventeenth century.
498
00:33:15,954 --> 00:33:18,957
Worth three-quarters,
maybe a million dollars.
499
00:33:22,211 --> 00:33:23,962
Three years ago...
500
00:33:24,129 --> 00:33:27,716
...a Mr. Charles Wright called me.
He spends a lot of time in Paris.
501
00:33:27,883 --> 00:33:30,177
We have mutual friends.
"Can we get together?"
502
00:33:30,344 --> 00:33:32,387
We do, and voil�.
503
00:33:32,554 --> 00:33:34,306
A great friendship is born.
504
00:33:34,723 --> 00:33:37,768
One night, we're high,
feeling good.
505
00:33:37,935 --> 00:33:41,522
He says to me,
"Let's get The Duchess."
506
00:33:41,688 --> 00:33:43,023
I had no idea what he meant.
507
00:33:43,190 --> 00:33:45,192
"Steal it," he says.
508
00:33:45,776 --> 00:33:47,528
Charles had done this before.
509
00:33:47,736 --> 00:33:51,698
But me? I'm a natural-born coward.
510
00:33:52,866 --> 00:33:54,326
But I'm curator...
511
00:33:54,493 --> 00:33:57,830
...and he needs me
to get in and out of the museum.
512
00:33:58,372 --> 00:34:00,999
But he tells me
he wants to include his brother.
513
00:34:01,166 --> 00:34:04,169
An artist, nobody knows him.
514
00:34:04,336 --> 00:34:08,340
Now I start to get a little nervous.
515
00:34:10,008 --> 00:34:11,385
So I tell them...
516
00:34:11,552 --> 00:34:13,428
...if it's to be you two and me...
517
00:34:13,595 --> 00:34:16,807
...then I've got to hold the painting
until it cools.
518
00:34:16,974 --> 00:34:18,851
- Cools?
- Yeah.
519
00:34:19,017 --> 00:34:21,562
You can't just turn around
and sell a hot painting.
520
00:34:21,728 --> 00:34:24,439
While the whole world
is looking for it? No.
521
00:34:24,606 --> 00:34:26,733
You have to give it time to cool.
522
00:34:27,442 --> 00:34:29,778
So. "Fine," they said.
523
00:34:29,945 --> 00:34:32,781
"You hold the painting.
Go to Amsterdam, sit with it.
524
00:34:32,948 --> 00:34:35,951
When the time is right,
sell it and we'll split the profits."
525
00:34:36,118 --> 00:34:37,494
Now it's three years later.
526
00:34:39,329 --> 00:34:42,583
A long three years.
527
00:34:43,834 --> 00:34:45,627
I'm in Amsterdam...
528
00:34:45,794 --> 00:34:48,505
...Phillip's artistic career
has begun to happen...
529
00:34:48,672 --> 00:34:50,674
...and Charles is arrested...
530
00:34:50,841 --> 00:34:54,761
...for trying to sell an unauthentic
Ming vase to a museum in Indiana.
531
00:34:55,512 --> 00:34:56,847
Anyway...
532
00:34:57,014 --> 00:35:01,351
...I managed to strike a deal for The
Duchess with a man from Kuwait.
533
00:35:01,518 --> 00:35:04,771
The deal is closed. He gives me
the money, I give him the painting.
534
00:35:04,938 --> 00:35:07,733
And then we both discover
that it's a forgery.
535
00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:09,276
Painted by-
536
00:35:09,443 --> 00:35:11,737
- Phillip!
- Yeah.
537
00:35:11,904 --> 00:35:13,614
You rush back to America,
kill him.
538
00:35:13,780 --> 00:35:15,741
I rush back...
539
00:35:15,908 --> 00:35:18,410
...but I didn't kill anybody.
540
00:35:19,036 --> 00:35:21,121
Phillip was already dead
when I found him.
541
00:35:21,288 --> 00:35:25,083
- What about his brother?
- Due out of prison the next day.
542
00:35:25,250 --> 00:35:27,836
But I don't think he knew
any more than I did.
543
00:35:34,927 --> 00:35:36,970
Phillip knew where
the painting was.
544
00:35:37,137 --> 00:35:39,264
He also obviously knew
someone was after him.
545
00:35:39,431 --> 00:35:42,184
Now my guess is that he left
a note for his brother...
546
00:35:42,351 --> 00:35:44,728
...that only his brother
could understand.
547
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:50,025
I'm convinced
that Charlie's Treasure is that note.
548
00:35:51,777 --> 00:35:56,573
- What does it mean?
- The portrait is of you. You tell me.
549
00:35:56,740 --> 00:35:58,325
- I don't know, I swear.
- You must!
550
00:35:58,492 --> 00:36:00,452
- I don't! I don't know-
- Where is it?
551
00:36:00,619 --> 00:36:01,995
- David?
- I'm no good at this!
552
00:36:02,162 --> 00:36:05,666
- I cheat at connect-the-dots.
- I swear to you I don't have a clue.
553
00:36:05,833 --> 00:36:08,544
- Did you check in that dresser?
- Dresser?
554
00:36:10,087 --> 00:36:12,798
That dresser- You mean
that dresser actually exists?
555
00:36:12,965 --> 00:36:15,050
Yes, in the loft.
556
00:36:15,634 --> 00:36:17,719
I bet I know where we're going.
557
00:36:26,019 --> 00:36:28,146
- Upstairs.
- Say the magic word.
558
00:36:28,313 --> 00:36:31,692
- Move or I'll kill you.
- There you go.
559
00:36:44,955 --> 00:36:47,291
Dead guy had hiccups?
560
00:36:50,627 --> 00:36:52,921
Hey, I know her.
561
00:37:08,604 --> 00:37:10,522
- Any idea what he's looking for?
- A clue.
562
00:37:10,689 --> 00:37:12,024
- Give me one.
- One what?
563
00:37:12,191 --> 00:37:14,026
- A clue what he's looking for.
- A clue.
564
00:37:14,193 --> 00:37:15,527
- I'm waiting.
- For what?
565
00:37:15,694 --> 00:37:18,614
- To find out what he's looking for.
- He's looking for a clue.
566
00:37:18,780 --> 00:37:20,616
- A clue, a clue, a clue.
- Gesundheit.
567
00:37:20,782 --> 00:37:22,576
I found it!
568
00:37:22,784 --> 00:37:25,829
It's a bill of lading.
For canvas storage.
569
00:37:25,996 --> 00:37:30,542
- What riveting news!
- No, no, no, this is great.
570
00:37:30,709 --> 00:37:33,504
Phillip left this bill of lading...
571
00:37:33,670 --> 00:37:35,088
...in the dressing table...
572
00:37:35,255 --> 00:37:37,508
...and then did the painting
to make sure...
573
00:37:37,674 --> 00:37:41,094
...that his brother would
look for it there and find it.
574
00:37:41,261 --> 00:37:43,388
The bill of lading is the address...
575
00:37:43,555 --> 00:37:45,599
...where the original is stored.
576
00:37:45,766 --> 00:37:48,560
This all makes sense.
577
00:37:48,727 --> 00:37:52,022
Charlie's Treasure
is a map to The White Duchess.
578
00:37:52,189 --> 00:37:54,441
So, what happens now?
579
00:37:55,442 --> 00:37:57,027
I pick up my painting...
580
00:37:57,194 --> 00:37:59,404
...and fly to Amsterdam
as quickly as I can.
581
00:37:59,571 --> 00:38:03,492
- No, I mean to us?
- Oh, take heart, friends.
582
00:38:03,659 --> 00:38:07,454
I meant what I said.
I am not a killer.
583
00:38:08,497 --> 00:38:10,666
That doesn't mean...
584
00:38:11,166 --> 00:38:13,669
...that I can't start now, though.
585
00:38:27,933 --> 00:38:30,727
If you'll do the honors?
586
00:38:40,028 --> 00:38:42,072
Nice and tight.
587
00:38:44,658 --> 00:38:46,410
There.
588
00:38:48,745 --> 00:38:52,457
Let's see you in that pose
that made you famous.
589
00:39:00,424 --> 00:39:04,720
I'm sure somebody
will come along...
590
00:39:06,638 --> 00:39:09,266
...and untie you.
591
00:39:10,934 --> 00:39:12,603
Someday.
592
00:39:20,027 --> 00:39:23,071
Somehow. Adieu.
593
00:39:23,989 --> 00:39:26,033
Adieu.
594
00:39:31,079 --> 00:39:33,248
I feel so stupid.
595
00:39:33,415 --> 00:39:36,460
Gee, you look so soft and supple.
596
00:39:36,627 --> 00:39:38,420
It wasn't my portrait
they were after.
597
00:39:38,587 --> 00:39:41,215
It wasn't my picture they lied for,
that they died for.
598
00:39:41,381 --> 00:39:45,427
Yeah, that must come
as a major disappointment.
599
00:39:45,802 --> 00:39:48,597
Stupid painting.
Harry was right.
600
00:39:48,764 --> 00:39:50,098
It's nothing but a-
601
00:39:53,644 --> 00:39:55,687
- David?
- You rang?
602
00:39:56,230 --> 00:39:58,732
David, how close am I
to the pose in the picture?
603
00:40:01,401 --> 00:40:03,195
Not withstanding
the bondage angle...
604
00:40:03,362 --> 00:40:07,241
...which, to my taste,
adds to the pose's artistic allure...
605
00:40:07,407 --> 00:40:10,202
...I'd say you is right
on the money, honey. Why?
606
00:40:10,536 --> 00:40:14,623
Because I think I know
where The White Duchess is.
607
00:40:14,790 --> 00:40:18,377
It just so happens that I have a little
leisure time on my hands right now.
608
00:40:18,544 --> 00:40:21,421
You wanna tell your old buddy
Dave about it?
609
00:40:33,559 --> 00:40:36,144
There's a reflection in the mirror.
610
00:40:36,311 --> 00:40:37,855
A sign.
611
00:40:38,021 --> 00:40:40,274
It says "Painting" with an arrow.
612
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,861
I think it's pointing to where
Charlie's treasure is hidden.
613
00:40:44,653 --> 00:40:47,781
- Well, say something.
- You slither great!
614
00:40:54,454 --> 00:40:55,914
Don't take this the wrong way.
615
00:40:56,081 --> 00:40:59,126
It's just an honest question
and is not meant to inhibit you...
616
00:40:59,293 --> 00:41:01,670
...but what are you doing
and should it hurt?
617
00:41:01,837 --> 00:41:03,213
I'm untying you.
618
00:41:06,008 --> 00:41:07,968
Look at that!
Just where I left them.
619
00:41:08,385 --> 00:41:11,638
- Now untie me.
- Certainly.
620
00:41:19,354 --> 00:41:21,356
Come here. I'll show you.
621
00:41:27,821 --> 00:41:30,240
Bring the chair.
622
00:41:34,369 --> 00:41:37,915
- Sit down.
- I love it when you take control.
623
00:41:41,668 --> 00:41:45,297
- A little more to the right.
- Oh, that's good for me too.
624
00:41:46,173 --> 00:41:47,883
Slump down.
You're taller than me.
625
00:41:52,346 --> 00:41:53,764
Now what do you see?
626
00:41:56,683 --> 00:41:58,185
What the-?
627
00:42:00,395 --> 00:42:02,648
ROTH'S AUTO PAINTING
628
00:42:04,608 --> 00:42:08,070
- Well, I'll be damned.
- I'll cover that bet.
629
00:42:11,990 --> 00:42:13,784
PAINTING
630
00:42:17,454 --> 00:42:20,123
Well, we're in the middle
of a parking lot.
631
00:42:20,290 --> 00:42:21,625
But where could it be?
632
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,754
I don't know.
Where's the arrow point?
633
00:42:30,759 --> 00:42:33,846
Could be. Who knows?
634
00:42:50,946 --> 00:42:55,242
You wanna wrap this up, Tony?
We're in Shark territory.
635
00:43:07,379 --> 00:43:08,714
David!
636
00:43:08,881 --> 00:43:11,633
- Where did you learn to do that?
- Ever see Feets of Fury?
637
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,970
- Feets of Fury?
- Sure, sequel to Fingers of Fury.
638
00:43:15,137 --> 00:43:18,348
Prequel to Falsies of Fury,
which I found a little artificial.
639
00:43:18,515 --> 00:43:19,933
Oh, really?
640
00:43:21,685 --> 00:43:23,896
See if there's anything.
641
00:43:24,396 --> 00:43:26,273
Oh, there is!
642
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:30,611
- Get out of the way. Got it?
- Look!
643
00:43:41,872 --> 00:43:44,249
It's The Duchess!
I can't believe we found it!
644
00:43:44,416 --> 00:43:45,751
Me either.
645
00:43:49,004 --> 00:43:52,424
You two have done a great job
of legwork on this case.
646
00:43:55,010 --> 00:43:56,970
Too bad nobody's
gonna know about it.
647
00:43:57,137 --> 00:43:58,931
What the hell
are you doing out here?
648
00:43:59,097 --> 00:44:00,974
It's the middle of the night!
649
00:44:01,141 --> 00:44:03,143
- Maddie!
- David!
650
00:44:03,352 --> 00:44:05,229
Run!
651
00:44:08,398 --> 00:44:10,400
Hey! Hey, lady!
652
00:44:10,567 --> 00:44:11,902
Can't come in here!
653
00:44:17,699 --> 00:44:19,368
Hey, lady, you can't take that.
654
00:44:32,673 --> 00:44:35,092
I didn't know they had squid
in this neighborhood.
655
00:44:38,762 --> 00:44:41,223
- Maddie!
- David!
656
00:44:41,431 --> 00:44:43,267
Hey, hold it, hold it!
Come on, man!
657
00:44:49,565 --> 00:44:51,859
- Hold it!
- Can't shoot that in here!
658
00:44:57,406 --> 00:44:58,949
Will you tell me...
659
00:44:59,116 --> 00:45:01,743
...why is it I'm always the one
to get messed up?
660
00:45:06,039 --> 00:45:07,916
- Thank you.
- Come on, man.
661
00:45:08,083 --> 00:45:09,710
You're gonna get me in a lot of-
662
00:45:32,024 --> 00:45:34,693
Hey, man, you can't do that!
663
00:45:35,152 --> 00:45:38,030
Hey, that's nice!
664
00:45:38,238 --> 00:45:41,074
Wait a minute! You can't drive this,
you can't see anything.
665
00:45:42,451 --> 00:45:43,869
Thank you.
666
00:45:44,244 --> 00:45:45,996
Can't be going in that car, man.
667
00:46:04,348 --> 00:46:05,891
Well.
668
00:46:06,058 --> 00:46:09,811
- I guess that's that.
- I guess that's that.
669
00:46:12,689 --> 00:46:15,859
Tell me one more time about
the poor slobs that live for me.
670
00:46:16,026 --> 00:46:18,570
Keep wearing that much makeup,
they'll lose interest.
52399
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