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- Get him!
- Don't let him get away!
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- Give us that box!
- Oh, not the face!
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- Will ya hand it over?
- His arms!
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- I got 'em!
- Watch his feet!
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Watch out!
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Hold still!
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You know?
You really don't wanna do this.
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So, why don't you just let him go, huh?
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- Because he's still breathing.
- Yeah?
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Well, I think he'd like to
keep it that way. Don't you?
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- Wise guy!
- Over here!
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Grab me a whip!
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- Quickly!
- Let's go!
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We'll get 'em later!
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We need more men!
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Ha-ha-ha.
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Not that I couldn't have handled
them myself, but thank you.
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Well, it's a little early in the day
for highway robbery, isn't it?
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Oh, not at all.
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I try to start every day with
a healthy dose of excitement.
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Bandits, lions, lynch mobs,
anything to get the old heart started.
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Autolycus is my name.
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Iolaus.
Is that the kingdom of Cyros?
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It is, indeed.
You have business there?
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- Nah, I'm just meeting an old friend.
- Ah.
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- This way!
- Over here!
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Yeah, I see 'em!
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Oh, sounds like those
bandits have returned.
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Yeah. Well, if it is them,
they've brought friends.
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- Looks like we're surrounded.
- What do you mean, 'We'?
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You got me out of trouble, I'm sure
you can do the same for yourself.
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Yodle... ee... hoo!
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- Where's your partner-in-crime?
- My p--
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- ah, no, no, no. I was just--
- Tell it to the judge.
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- You're under arrest.
- What for?
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You're standing on it.
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Excuse me,
I'm looking for a friend of mine.
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He's... oh... about this tall,
blond hair. His name's Iolaus.
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I'm sorry. I don't know him.
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I just met your little friend.
He gave me this.
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Well, if you called him 'Little', you're
lucky that's all he gave you.
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Do you know where I can find him?
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In prison for stealing
the king's prize ruby.
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Punishment is...
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Ha!
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This is the story of a time long ago.
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A time of myth and legend,
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when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,
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and they plagued mankind with suffering.
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Only one man dared
to challenge their power-Hercules.
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Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,
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a strength surpassed only
by the power of his heart.
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He journeyed the earth, battling the
minions of wicked stepmother, Hera,
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the all-powerful queen of the gods.
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But wherever there was evil,
wherever an innocent would suffer,
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there would be Hercules.
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Too many moving parts.
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I keep telling you think simple.
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There's someone here
to see you, my Lord.
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Says his name is Hercules.
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- King Menelaus.
- Hercules?
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Hercules, I know that name.
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Ah, y-you're father's
someone important, isn't he?
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Zeus, king of the gods, if that
sort of thing impresses you.
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Your Majesty, there's a
man in your jail names Iolaus.
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- He's my friend, and--
- Oh, yes, the thief.
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We're trying him tomorrow. He-he'll
be executed shortly afterwards.
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No, now, look at this.
It's a new geared winch.
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With it, one man raising a stone
can do the work of four.
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- That's very nice, but, uh--
- The problem is, I...
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I don't want three out
of four men unemployed,
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just for the sake of progress.
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I can see where that would be
a problem. Now, about my friend.
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- Your friend?
- Yes.
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Oh-oh, yes, yes.
Well, he plundered my treasury.
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I mean, we still haven't
recovered the stone from my set.
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It's a dragon's-eye ruby given
to my great-great-grandmother
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by Maleus the Mighty. Ha-ha.
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Maleus had no easy job persuading
the dragon to give it up.
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Iolaus would never
do anything like that.
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He's the most honest person I know.
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Then why doesn't he
tell us where the ruby is?
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- Because he didn't take it.
- Oh-ho!
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I'll be the judge of that literally.
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Oh!
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Dirce... ha.
She's famous for her entrances.
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- That's wonderful.
- Yes, you better say that.
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She's your friend's lawyer.
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Hi.
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Maybe there's something both
of you should know about Cyros.
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No crime goes unpunished here.
It's the law.
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Unfortunately, when the real
culprit can't be found
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- innocent people have been executed.
- Oh-ho! Good!
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I'm sorry, but the law is
part of our tradition.
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And as much as the king
loves things that are
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new tradition gets
the best of him every time.
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And you're willing to let your
tradition kill an innocent man.
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I only care about
protecting my clients.
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Justice for the people.
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Humanity before tradition.
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But frankly, if we don't catch the
real thief his goose is cooked.
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Well?
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- His name was Autolycus.
- Autolycus?
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- You know who that is?
- Everybody around here knows Autolycus.
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The peasants call him,
'The King of Thieves'.
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I have his description here. There.
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The king's constables
swear he's uncatchable.
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And Autolycus has said that he'd
rather die than be brought to justice.
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Well, you're about to find out
if he's true to his word
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- because I'm going to catch him.
- Well, you'd better hurry.
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The king has decreed that
the trial starts tomorrow.
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They don't waste
any time here, do they?
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- How are you at stalling?
- I may be able to get you three days.
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Yeah? What if it takes more
than three days to catch him?
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Well, then I'll make sure that
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the king feels guily about
beheading the wrong man.
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- Autolycus, right?
- Ah, you've heard of me.
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Not until yesterday. I believe you took
something that doesn't belong to you.
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Rumor and innuendo.
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Oop!
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Uh!
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You're too easy. You know that?
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I thought the King of Thieves
would be harder to catch.
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- Who are you?
- Hercules... heard of me?
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Oh! We-ell,
that makes perfect sense!
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Only the son of Zeus
could've found me!
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Well, you left quite a trail.
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See, next time you're
running from the law,
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don't stop to shake hands with
every villager you meet.
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Oh, but Hercules, how can
I deny them? The people love me.
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- Force yourself.
- I'd rather do this.
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You're only making more
trouble for yourself.
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If I didn't like trouble, I would've
gone into a different line of work.
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Yodle-ee-hoo!
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Maybe this isn't going to be so easy.
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The thief is to be
escorted to the court.
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- The alleged thief.
- Whatever.
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No convictions without a trial!
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Here is is, provision 99 the
review of evidence by outside audit.
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That'll easily take up
two-and-a-half days.
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Of course, that still doesn't give your
friend much time to catch Autolycus.
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- Well, if anyone can, Hercules can.
- It'll still vex him, though.
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- Who?
- The king, he's very impatient.
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He'll probably regret
accepting my proposal.
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- What proposal?
- Counsel for the defense.
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- I'm the one who came up with the idea.
- I'm surprised he agreed to it.
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Ha-ha.
He likes to think he's progressive.
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Ha! What a joke! Oh.
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Would ya mind getting that for me?
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Yah!
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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Ha-have you seen a tall man
with dark hair and a green tunic?
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He might have tried
to shake your hand.
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Do you mean Autolycus.
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- None other.
- Sorry, not today.
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Is there anywhere
else to cross the river?
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Oh, footbridge twenty miles
downstream. But it washed away.
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Thanks for your help.
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You'll never catch him, you know.
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Oh! Excuse me!
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- Autolycus!
- Ooh. Oop! Pardon me!
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Go, Autolycus! Go!
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You'll never catch
The King of Thieves!
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Yodle-ee-hoo!
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
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Ah, even the great Hercules is
no match for The King of Thieves.
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Can't you do any better? I learned
that trick when I was a boy.
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Sorry, Hercules.
But I've got a reputation to maintain.
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I'm afraid I've got to ruin it.
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Yah!
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Oh, oh, oh, gods above, put me down!
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So much for the direct approach.
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It's been a pleasure, Hercules!
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Oh!
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Ooh!
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Ah!
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Uh-oh.
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The evidence is in. Counsel has
two minutes for closing arguments.
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Your lordship, I propose that all
evidence here today be subject
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to Provision 99 the review of
evidence by outside audit.
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Ah, that won't be possible, Counselor.
I retired Abagustus yesterday.
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- What?
- Who's Abagustus?
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The only outside auditor in Cyros.
How could you let him retire?
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Dirce, the man is 97 years old.
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The only thing he's got
energy for is to sleep.
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So if you can't think of
anything better than that--
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J-just wait a minute.
OK, I-I'm sure there's something.
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Ah.
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- Provision 46.
- That's strictly for maritime insurrections.
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Oh, right.
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Um... well...
amendment 12 K to Provision 7.
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Applies only to politicians with
records of heredit'ry insanity.
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Oh, yes. Um...
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Time is running out, Counselor.
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The court is ready to pass judgment.
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I propose that the court
enact the Erebus test
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- the ancient test of innocence.
- But that could take days.
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- And besides, it's barbaric.
- But, it's part of the traditional law.
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And that's the most important thing,
isn't it? Tradition.
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Very well, Dirce.
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The court will indulge you
though I personally think it
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would be more humane to
let us execute the defendant.
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The court is recessed for two hours.
We will reconvene at the pond.
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Got him! Ha-ha.
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- Barbaric?
- Hmm.
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I don't suppose you'd
care ta-- give me a hand?
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Hey, you're the escape artist.
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But, maybe you're losing your touch.
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Ooh! Oh! Ha-ha-ha-ha. Thank you.
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- You're welcome.
- Yo!
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Ah! Ah!
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I have to tell you, Hercules--
mm-mm...
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this is going to put a
strain on our friendship.
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- Oh!
- What friendship?
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- Ah!
- You stole this,
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and left my best friend
to be executed for it.
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I didn't plan it that way. I
thought he could take care of himself!
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- If you'd seen how he'd wiped out--
- Save your breath!
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All I care about is getting you
where you belong in court.
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That should hold ya.
Have a nice swim!
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Explain to me again how this is
gonna prove my innocence?
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It�s called 'dunking'. You and
the rock are thrown into the water.
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- If you drown, you're guilty.
- Oh, well, that makes sense.
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Look, I know it sounds ridiculous
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but it was the only
delaying tactic left me.
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- Oh, one other thing.
- What?
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Don't swallow the water.
It's filthy.
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Let's get this over with.
The agriculture commission has a
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a pig-breeding crisis
I need to deal with.
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- Here!
- Ah, any more advice?
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- One, two.
- Keep your head above water.
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Thank you.
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You're only prolonging
your client's agony.
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I am looking after his rights.
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Strange way of doing it.
238
00:18:32,133 --> 00:18:34,433
You're wasting your time.
239
00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:45,667
Trust me, I know something
about prison doors.
240
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,667
I didn't think ya ever
wound up behind them.
241
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:50,667
You know, since you're uncatchable.
242
00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:55,167
The only times the jackals of authority
catch me is when I let them.
243
00:18:55,167 --> 00:19:00,167
Then of course, I escape immediately,
so they know I can't be stopped.
244
00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:05,167
Oh-ho-ho!
245
00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:07,167
Very impressive.
246
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:10,100
Ha!
247
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:12,500
Guess I'll be running along.
248
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,433
You are really starting to annoy me.
249
00:19:20,433 --> 00:19:25,633
Time's up. We're draggin'
the carcass out of the water.
250
00:19:30,033 --> 00:19:35,233
You made it! You survived!
251
00:19:36,033 --> 00:19:37,633
Yeah! I, uh...
252
00:19:37,633 --> 00:19:41,233
managed to slow down
my heartbeat so I could
253
00:19:41,233 --> 00:19:44,433
hold my breath until
I got up to the surface.
254
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:48,033
- It's a trick I learned in the East.
- Well, it worked.
255
00:19:48,033 --> 00:19:50,133
You've passed the first test.
256
00:19:50,133 --> 00:19:54,367
- First test?
- Just two more.
257
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:58,067
I hope they're a lot
easier than this one was.
258
00:19:58,467 --> 00:19:59,667
Ahh...
259
00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:01,267
On your feet!
260
00:20:02,867 --> 00:20:06,467
- What's next?
- It�s called 'Pressing'.
261
00:20:06,867 --> 00:20:09,267
Pressing. Pressing?
262
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:26,700
Now all ya hafta do is
stand there for an hour,
263
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:32,200
- and not let any stones fall.
- Ah, great. No problem.
264
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:35,700
You know?
We can beat the system yet!
265
00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:38,633
That'll show my father
I know what I'm doing.
266
00:20:39,133 --> 00:20:41,067
Who's your father?
267
00:20:41,067 --> 00:20:43,700
- The king, of course.
- The king? Wow!
268
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,167
Look out!
269
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,967
That was close. Now, don't worry.
270
00:20:54,967 --> 00:20:57,400
Winning this case has become
a personal matter to me.
271
00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:01,367
Yeah, it's, uh...
kind of personal for me, too.
272
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:07,733
Ooh!
273
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:08,933
Whoo.
274
00:21:08,933 --> 00:21:11,733
Well, this place certainly has a lot of,
uh, character.
275
00:21:11,733 --> 00:21:13,733
Interesting design, don't you think?
276
00:21:13,733 --> 00:21:17,367
Early Assyrian, but with definite
neo-Babylonian influences.
277
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:31,200
Oh, the Fates have been kind.
I've died and gone to Olympus.
278
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:35,867
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Will ya look at all this?
279
00:21:35,867 --> 00:21:37,900
- Keep your voice down.
- Why, you and
280
00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:40,300
I could clean out this whole
place in a couple of days, Hercules.
281
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,867
I don't have a couple of days.
282
00:21:42,867 --> 00:21:45,300
All right, well,
we'll just take what we need.
283
00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:48,400
Uh, half for me and some for you.
Come on!
284
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,400
Untie my hands.
285
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:53,867
Would you desert a castle
and leave all this behind?
286
00:21:53,867 --> 00:21:54,867
What are you getting at?
287
00:21:55,367 --> 00:21:59,267
Whatever drove these
people away did it in a hurry.
288
00:22:00,933 --> 00:22:04,333
- And it's still here.
- Don't be ridiculous.
289
00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:08,867
Nothing's lived in here
for centuries! Ha-ha.
290
00:22:08,867 --> 00:22:12,733
Whoa. Whoa.
291
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:18,633
Maybe, 'Ridiculous'
wasn't the right word.
292
00:22:29,367 --> 00:22:32,367
You don't suppose
it's avegetarian, do ya?
293
00:22:32,367 --> 00:22:37,767
Sh! Back up slowly.
No sudden movements.
294
00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:53,200
I'd call that a sudden movement!
295
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
Oh.
296
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:07,433
If it doesn't eat us,
it'll kill us with its breath!
297
00:23:08,433 --> 00:23:14,767
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Oooooh!
298
00:23:14,767 --> 00:23:16,267
Oh!
299
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,667
Well, that's better!
300
00:23:52,167 --> 00:23:55,100
- What, now?
- I'm thinking! I'm thinking!
301
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:59,067
Well, while you think I'll get the door.
302
00:24:07,433 --> 00:24:08,900
Ohh.
303
00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:10,400
Ah.
304
00:24:39,167 --> 00:24:47,833
Ohhh. I like it.
305
00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:52,133
Ooh! Boy, you are good!
306
00:24:52,633 --> 00:24:54,100
Ooh!
307
00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:02,933
I think we scared it.
308
00:25:08,033 --> 00:25:10,033
Father, what are you doing?
309
00:25:13,767 --> 00:25:15,267
- I can't quite get this to work.
- Ha.
310
00:25:15,767 --> 00:25:18,267
- We're all waiting outside!
- Oh, Dirce.
311
00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:20,667
Just how long does
this game have to go on?
312
00:25:21,167 --> 00:25:24,167
Justice is not a game. Justice is life.
313
00:25:24,167 --> 00:25:26,033
Yes, yes, I've heard all that before.
314
00:25:26,533 --> 00:25:28,767
Oh! Will you stop that?
315
00:25:29,167 --> 00:25:31,767
Now why can't you start
behaving like a normal king?
316
00:25:32,267 --> 00:25:33,900
Why can't you behave
like a normal princess,
317
00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:36,800
instead of some budding old maid,
who doesn't have anything
318
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:40,200
in her life except screwball causes?
Feed the stag beetle!
319
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:44,667
- Save the Harpies!
- Well, at least I believe in something.
320
00:25:44,667 --> 00:25:46,667
You think I don't.
321
00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:49,967
I cling to tradition
because I am trying
322
00:25:49,967 --> 00:25:53,767
to preserve our way
of life here in Cyros.
323
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,200
What more do you want from me?
324
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:04,367
I want you to care about people as
much as you care about your inventions.
325
00:26:04,367 --> 00:26:08,700
None of 'em work, anyway!
326
00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:14,633
Come on. Let's get this
Erebus test over with.
327
00:26:22,533 --> 00:26:23,833
Would a look at that?
328
00:26:34,833 --> 00:26:35,833
Move along!
329
00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:37,700
You made it!
330
00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:41,833
Yeah. There was nothing to it.
331
00:26:41,833 --> 00:26:45,467
I just had to separate
my mind from my body,
332
00:26:45,867 --> 00:26:48,267
and kind of become
one with the rocks.
333
00:26:48,667 --> 00:26:51,067
Listen to the poor devil.
He's ranting!
334
00:26:51,067 --> 00:26:53,867
We should put him out
of his misery right now.
335
00:26:54,267 --> 00:26:57,867
You'll do no such thing. He can
take anything you throw at him.
336
00:26:57,867 --> 00:27:01,267
Yeah.
What are you gonna throw at me?
337
00:27:01,267 --> 00:27:03,233
A wild boar?
338
00:27:03,233 --> 00:27:05,233
You'll be in this pit
with it for three hours.
339
00:27:05,233 --> 00:27:08,233
All you have to do is stay
alive and not lose any blood.
340
00:27:08,733 --> 00:27:11,233
Three hours?
341
00:27:12,733 --> 00:27:14,667
I can do that.
342
00:27:17,367 --> 00:27:19,367
In with him, then.
343
00:27:32,533 --> 00:27:35,500
- That boar is bigger than a horse.
- It doesn't matter, Iolaus.
344
00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:39,333
You're gonna get through this.
I know you are.
345
00:27:39,333 --> 00:27:42,267
We're waiting.
346
00:27:46,167 --> 00:27:49,167
I'll see ya in three hours.
347
00:27:53,667 --> 00:27:55,667
This pig is huge!
348
00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:04,533
- Well?
- It's a door.
349
00:28:05,533 --> 00:28:08,033
They don't make them
like that, anymore.
350
00:28:08,033 --> 00:28:11,533
There must be a winch
around here, somewhere.
351
00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:18,433
Oh, that'll take forever.
352
00:28:20,367 --> 00:28:22,867
All right. Here, let me help.
353
00:28:24,367 --> 00:28:25,367
Oh!
354
00:28:25,867 --> 00:28:29,367
Nothing larger than the
Parthenon, please.
355
00:28:31,867 --> 00:28:33,867
That's more like it.
356
00:28:34,367 --> 00:28:36,367
Can't risk damaging these
magic hands, you know?
357
00:28:36,867 --> 00:28:39,867
Right. Think of all the innocent people
that would keep you from robbing.
358
00:28:39,867 --> 00:28:45,367
Now, if I had my druthers which
I admit isn't always the case
359
00:28:45,367 --> 00:28:48,867
I would focus on the
corrupt and decadent.
360
00:28:48,867 --> 00:28:52,867
That's how I got into this
business, as a matter of fact.
361
00:28:52,867 --> 00:28:54,867
A bloated merchant from
Cyros tricked my brother,
362
00:28:55,367 --> 00:28:56,867
Melaegus, out of his land.
363
00:28:57,367 --> 00:29:00,867
And when Melaegus protested,
the merchant had him killed.
364
00:29:01,367 --> 00:29:03,367
And the powers that be
did nothing about it.
365
00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:05,367
So I delivered my own justice.
366
00:29:05,867 --> 00:29:07,800
I robbed that merchant,
and I gave every dinar
367
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:12,200
he had to the sick,
the hungry, the poor.
368
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,167
The merchant became a pauper.
369
00:29:14,633 --> 00:29:18,133
And well I became an outlaw.
370
00:29:22,133 --> 00:29:25,967
But not just any outlaw, either.
371
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,300
- If you don't mind.
- That's all right.
372
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:37,300
I'll get it back.
After all, I am The King of Thieves.
373
00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:38,800
Save it for court.
374
00:29:40,267 --> 00:29:43,567
You really are serious about
taking me back, aren't you?
375
00:29:43,567 --> 00:29:46,033
- You bet I am.
- Well, that's very Herculean,
376
00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:48,433
but you see, there's
just one small catch.
377
00:29:48,933 --> 00:29:52,833
If your friend lives, that means I die.
378
00:29:59,633 --> 00:30:01,633
Time's up. Lift the lid.
379
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,633
Lift the lid!
380
00:30:27,867 --> 00:30:32,367
You're alive! You're wonderful!
381
00:30:32,367 --> 00:30:35,367
I'm better than that, Dirce.
I'm free!
382
00:30:35,367 --> 00:30:37,867
What did you do?
383
00:30:37,867 --> 00:30:41,367
I let him chase me around
for a while till he got exhausted.
384
00:30:41,867 --> 00:30:43,867
And then I summoned up all
my energy I looked him
385
00:30:44,333 --> 00:30:48,033
straight in the eyes and
I put him into a trance.
386
00:30:48,033 --> 00:30:50,000
It's an old hunters' trick.
387
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:54,167
- Ow!
- Well, Father...
388
00:30:54,167 --> 00:30:57,033
he has passed all of the
steps of the Erebus test.
389
00:30:57,033 --> 00:31:02,933
Ooh, you... you make a good point,
Dirce. There is no-- oh.
390
00:31:02,933 --> 00:31:06,467
Oh, wait a minute.
391
00:31:09,467 --> 00:31:10,967
He bleeds.
392
00:31:12,267 --> 00:31:15,067
You have got to be kidding!
393
00:31:15,067 --> 00:31:19,433
You know, I've played your games!
I passed your stupid tests!
394
00:31:19,867 --> 00:31:21,767
And now, you're gonna
condemn me for cutting my finger
395
00:31:21,767 --> 00:31:25,867
after I escaped from your pet boar?
You people are crazy!
396
00:31:25,867 --> 00:31:28,167
Hey. Don't talk to the king like that.
397
00:31:28,167 --> 00:31:30,167
- Or you'll get in real trouble.
- Ha!
398
00:31:30,667 --> 00:31:34,167
- How much more trouble can I get in?
- Da-enough of this jibber-jabber!
399
00:31:34,167 --> 00:31:37,633
Dirce, you asked for the
Erebus test and you got it.
400
00:31:38,133 --> 00:31:42,000
Your client has proven
himself guilty beyond a doubt.
401
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,933
He will be executed at dusk.
402
00:31:58,833 --> 00:32:04,700
- Well, I hope it still works.
- There's one way to find out.
403
00:32:11,700 --> 00:32:16,533
Ohh, it looks like a beautiful
day in the neighborhood.
404
00:32:16,533 --> 00:32:17,967
But how are we gonna
keep that thing up
405
00:32:17,967 --> 00:32:19,900
long enough to get out
there and enjoy it?
406
00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:21,900
Find something to brace the wheel.
407
00:32:27,267 --> 00:32:28,267
Hurry up!
408
00:32:39,033 --> 00:32:41,033
Ha.
409
00:32:45,067 --> 00:32:49,667
Wrong place... wrong time.
410
00:32:49,667 --> 00:32:51,167
Find something?
411
00:32:52,033 --> 00:32:54,567
Ah, a little more than I wanted to.
412
00:32:57,067 --> 00:33:00,500
Oh, quick! Brace the wheel!
413
00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:01,467
Oh, oh, the wheel.
414
00:33:01,467 --> 00:33:01,967
Um...
415
00:33:01,967 --> 00:33:03,267
Go on! Get out of here!
416
00:33:03,267 --> 00:33:03,667
You're sure?
417
00:33:04,067 --> 00:33:05,500
Go!
418
00:33:28,700 --> 00:33:30,933
Come on, Hercules! Uh!
419
00:33:47,833 --> 00:33:49,267
What do you think you're doing?
420
00:33:49,267 --> 00:33:50,533
I need this.
421
00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:57,733
I told you to get out of here!
422
00:33:57,733 --> 00:34:00,167
Don't you worry about me, Hercules.
423
00:34:26,733 --> 00:34:28,233
Autolycus!
424
00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:38,733
Let's get you outta here.
425
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,600
Autolycus, you all right?
426
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,600
I was gonna run away while
your back was turned,
427
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:59,033
but I can't seem to stand.
428
00:35:59,033 --> 00:36:04,733
- Then don't try.
- I don't think I can move my legs.
429
00:36:04,733 --> 00:36:08,700
You could have escaped?
Why'd you come back to help me?
430
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,733
Oh. A... a lapse in judgment.
431
00:36:13,233 --> 00:36:15,567
I don't think so.
432
00:36:16,567 --> 00:36:19,067
Look, Hercules...
433
00:36:20,567 --> 00:36:25,000
I don't want your friend to die
because of something I've done.
434
00:36:25,467 --> 00:36:29,233
It would... ha... spoil my image.
Mmm.
435
00:36:29,233 --> 00:36:32,633
- Can't have that, can we?
- Mmm...
436
00:36:33,133 --> 00:36:37,900
but I'm afraid you're gonna have
to carry me back to Cyros.
437
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:39,233
Mmm.
438
00:36:40,067 --> 00:36:42,467
And I think you'd better hurry.
439
00:36:45,033 --> 00:36:48,233
Father, I can't let you do this not
when you know he's innocent.
440
00:36:48,633 --> 00:36:52,633
But tradition must be honored.
It's what keeps us civilized.
441
00:36:52,633 --> 00:36:56,667
Well if this is civilized, then I wish
you'd execute me instead of Iolaus.
442
00:36:56,667 --> 00:36:59,100
Come on! I'll even put
my head on the block for you!
443
00:36:59,100 --> 00:37:01,100
- Guards!
- Dirce, no!
444
00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:01,900
- Get her away from there!
- Nooo!
445
00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:03,100
Dirce!
446
00:37:03,100 --> 00:37:04,700
Dirce!
447
00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:12,300
I can't let you die.
448
00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:17,900
Just keep fighting for
justice and reason.
449
00:37:17,900 --> 00:37:21,500
If you do that it won't
have been for nothing.
450
00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:26,533
Father... please.
451
00:37:27,033 --> 00:37:30,167
I'm sorry, Dirce.
452
00:37:30,567 --> 00:37:32,400
Proceed.
453
00:37:49,667 --> 00:37:52,067
I-it's not as bad as it seems, my boy.
454
00:37:52,467 --> 00:37:55,267
With this chopping device my
inventors have perfected... uh,
455
00:37:55,667 --> 00:37:58,933
there'll be no more
sloppy work with an ax.
456
00:37:58,933 --> 00:38:00,733
Uh, what a relief.
457
00:38:01,567 --> 00:38:07,667
I-i-if there's anything
you wish to say... say it now.
458
00:38:07,667 --> 00:38:15,000
Two things actually I'm innocent and
you should be nicer to your daughter.
459
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:19,067
Should I enter that in
the record, your Highness?
460
00:38:19,067 --> 00:38:23,267
Yes. Well, tradition gives
us no other choice.
461
00:38:23,667 --> 00:38:25,433
Commence the execution!
462
00:38:33,767 --> 00:38:36,967
Father, if you do this
I will never forgive you.
463
00:38:37,367 --> 00:38:39,833
I have told you, I am sorry.
464
00:38:39,833 --> 00:38:42,467
What has begun here is
bigger than both of us.
465
00:38:47,467 --> 00:38:49,367
Stop!
466
00:38:49,367 --> 00:38:51,567
What is this?
467
00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:57,700
Hercules! Where have you been?
468
00:38:57,700 --> 00:39:00,667
You were supposed
to give me three days.
469
00:39:02,967 --> 00:39:06,900
- How you doing?
- Oh, you know, I've had better days.
470
00:39:06,900 --> 00:39:11,000
How-how dare you put this
stranger on the royal throne?
471
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:15,167
Your Highness, say hello to Autolycus.
472
00:39:15,667 --> 00:39:19,733
- The King of Thieves?
- Ah, you've heard of me.
473
00:39:19,733 --> 00:39:21,733
He's here as a
witness for the defense.
474
00:39:21,733 --> 00:39:23,333
Well, you...
you better be quick about it.
475
00:39:23,333 --> 00:39:24,933
We're in the middle of an execution!
476
00:39:24,933 --> 00:39:28,467
You shouldn't be.
You're executing the wrong man.
477
00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:35,067
- Yeah, that's my point, exactly!
- He didn't rob the royal vault.
478
00:39:35,067 --> 00:39:38,467
Ha-ha-ha. I did.
479
00:39:41,433 --> 00:39:45,233
- It's the dragon's eye ruby!
- You, sir...
480
00:39:45,233 --> 00:39:52,100
have had the honor of being robbed
by the greatest thief of all time.
481
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,467
Autolycus!
482
00:39:56,667 --> 00:39:59,867
Thank you, Hercules. Ha.
483
00:39:59,867 --> 00:40:04,767
My mission is complete.
484
00:40:12,733 --> 00:40:15,700
The rope! Father, do something!
485
00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:20,567
But nothing like this has
ever happened in Cyros!
486
00:40:20,567 --> 00:40:22,567
- Ah, terrific.
- Iolaus is not thief.
487
00:40:22,567 --> 00:40:24,067
You know that for a fact.
Now, let him go!
488
00:40:24,533 --> 00:40:26,833
- But tradition!
- Humanity is more important.
489
00:40:26,833 --> 00:40:30,167
- Start a new tradition.
- We could make a campaign of it.
490
00:40:30,167 --> 00:40:34,567
'Menelaus a new king for a new day.'
You could rewrite the old laws.
491
00:40:34,567 --> 00:40:38,567
Rewrite the laws! Rewrite the laws?
I can do that?
492
00:40:38,567 --> 00:40:42,000
- You're the king.
- Would you help me?
493
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
You know I would.
494
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,800
Let him go!
495
00:41:10,267 --> 00:41:12,700
- Are you all right?
- Yeah.
496
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:17,100
- How did you get him to confess?
- He did it on his own.
497
00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:20,233
Autolycus, wasn't as bad as
he wanted you to believe.
498
00:41:20,233 --> 00:41:24,733
Proof of that is right here.
Take this to the royal vault.
499
00:41:24,733 --> 00:41:27,733
And prepare Autolycus'
body for a state funeral.
500
00:41:29,667 --> 00:41:34,567
- He's gone.
- I wish I could say I was surprised.
501
00:41:36,467 --> 00:41:39,067
Where's my money pouch?
502
00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:42,500
I can't say I'm surprised
about that, either.
503
00:41:46,367 --> 00:41:47,867
Iolaus!
504
00:41:50,867 --> 00:41:54,867
Maybe if we'd been better hosts,
you'd, stay longer?
505
00:41:54,867 --> 00:41:57,367
You and your father have
a lot of work to do.
506
00:41:57,867 --> 00:41:59,367
I'll come back when
things settle down.
507
00:41:59,367 --> 00:42:04,367
I hope so. You haven't seen the
best part of our country, yet.
508
00:42:04,367 --> 00:42:08,367
Oh, I think I have.
509
00:42:10,367 --> 00:42:11,367
Huh.
510
00:42:31,167 --> 00:42:35,567
Ah, Dirce. You know,
I left my heart in Cyros.
511
00:42:36,067 --> 00:42:38,067
- Yeah, but ya kept your head.
- Good afternoon.
512
00:42:38,067 --> 00:42:40,500
- Good afternoon.
- Afternoon.
513
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,367
Someone you know?
514
00:42:45,367 --> 00:42:47,133
It could be.
515
00:42:49,433 --> 00:42:53,900
Want to go after him and make sure?
516
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,900
Nope.
517
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:01,400
OK.
518
00:43:04,333 --> 00:43:05,533
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