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That's why he's now "Left Foot Marco."
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Thomas, you started mid-story.
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What?
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You said:
"That's why he's now Left Foot Marco."
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I don't know who you're talking about.
I need context, a beginning.
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Otherwise, I don't get the punch line.
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Wait, wait, wait!
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What's today?
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- The 8th.
- 8th of what?
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- March.
- March what?!
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- Come on, Thomas, seriously.
- They're expecting us!
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Who's expecting us?
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Good. Very good.
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Come on, stretch,
high above your heads! High!
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What the hell?
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Higher! Higher!
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And...
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...break.
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William, thanks for joining us.
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While we're at it, I'll say a few words.
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As you know, excellence is our standard.
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For sure!
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For sure you'll shut it,
because I'm delivering a monologue.
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As you know...
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...excellence is our standard.
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But it must now become reality,
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because the Hotelics
are taking place tomorrow.
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And these Hotelics shall be ours!
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Grand...
- Hotel!
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- Grand...
- Hotel!
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Ah! Now, that's good.
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- Excuse me.
- Yes, William?
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- There's something I don't get.
- Go ahead.
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Everything. Absolutely everything, actually.
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What's going on?
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The Hotelics. They're in the manual.
Haven't you read it?
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The Joy of the Hotel Industry
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They're a high-stakes hotel-service competition.
Basically the hotel industry's Olympics.
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Unbelievable. You've never heard of them?
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Well, sorry for not watching
Sports We Don't Give a Shit About TV.
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You should. They have excellent shows.
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What?
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Sports We Don't Give a Shit About TV
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Hello and welcome
to Sports We Don't Give a Shit About TV.
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Hi, Claude.
- Hi, Claude!
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The must-see two-day event
is of course the Hotelics,
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to be held this year at the Grand Hotel.
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The mythical workplace
of the 14-time winning team
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is led by famous concierge Martin Gambier.
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It's a wonderful tournament.
We're delighted to participate again.
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Our team is highly motivated.
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Are we feeling pressure? Of course.
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But we'll remain focused and competitive
and set on... winning.
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Above all, we're thrilled to be hosting
the Hotelics at the Grand Hotel this year.
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Thank you.
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But, as always, competition will be fierce.
Right, Claude?
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Yes, indeed, Claude,
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as the fearsome Kondor Hotels team
will be competing this year.
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We have come to win and have fun.
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Also competing are their arch rivals,
the Supremio team, showing its true colours.
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The Hotel Supremio team
is dead-set on total victory.
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We're the best. We're here to win.
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Above all...
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to crush the Grand Hotel.
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Whoa! Sounds like it's going to be electric -
and I don't even play guitar!
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Also of note on the Grand Hotel side:
heir to the Mazières fortune William Mazières.
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Jeez. Flashes in my face. Very nice.
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Okay, then, let's go.
Damn, quite the media event. Alright.
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Okay. Well, I...
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That's not a flash - it's assault.
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The teams are in for quite a challenge,
aren't they, Claude?
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No!
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- Yes.
- Of course!
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Because this year,
the losing hotels will lose a star,
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resulting in disastrous consequences
such as layoffs and a drop in revenue.
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Ouch!
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- Everyone jobless!
- Ow!
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That smarts!
- No jobs!
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Alright!
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First event: Client Relations.
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We must choose our best candidate.
William... no!
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Come on, give him a chance!
It's unfair. Why not him?
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- Don't worry. I don't give a shit.
- There you go.
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- I can do it!
- No.
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Because, Thomas,
you're our secret weapon.
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- Awesome!
- Right.
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Too bad Clémence isn't here.
Now, she knows about client relations.
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- That's true. Where is Clémence?
- Unfortunate coincidence.
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She's at The Escortics.
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- What's that?
- You really need an explanation?
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That's what.
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I see.
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Yes. Can we focus here?
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Yeah, I'm focused alright.
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- I'll do the first event.
- No!
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You're perfect for the cleaning event.
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Client relations, respect... Up for it?
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'Course. Respect's my middle name.
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If a guy disrespects me...
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...I break his arm.
- So.
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"Middle name." I love it.
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But breaking arms? No.
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No, don't worry, sir.
Fracture-wise, you won't be disappointed.
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Then... we agree "you won't be disappointed"
means no fractures?
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No. That's...
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Whatever.
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Nice. What a... clever slogan.
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It's mine.
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We gotta go.
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Well...
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Lionel Jobert.
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Welcome to the Grand Hotel.
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- Meh.
- And good luck.
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We have something much better than luck.
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We have a new recruit.
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Not bad. But we also have a new recruit.
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Really?
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Where?
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He... he's not...
He isn't here, I think. He...
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He's warming up.
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I take it you came down to forfeit the games.
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Still, with a team like that...
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I would've done the same.
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Forfeit? So we wouldn't beat you again?
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No, no, we'll compete... Lionel.
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Beware, Martin.
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A warm Christmas...
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...means a cold Easter, Martin!
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See? That's the team we need to watch out for.
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- That means...
- Sorry.
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Oh! We're late!
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We took an Uber...
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and we stopped at a rest area,
like, two hours ago?
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We came back, after peeing and getting a
snack, and the guy was gone.
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That dude's really asking for a bad rating.
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- Okay. And who might you be?
- Oh, yes. Sorry.
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Corinne. Discotel. Nice to meet you.
Good morning.
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Discotel. Is that a disco hotel?
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No! Everybody gets it wrong, of course.
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We're actually... a discount hotel.
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We're a low-budget hotel,
but don't worry, everybody gets it wrong.
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Because we spent months looking for a name
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that reflected the world of cheap hotels,
but it can't be done.
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We couldn't find a blend word that worked.
Yet we racked our brains. Right?
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Yes.
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I don't know, what about Budgîte?
"Budget" and "gîte"?
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That is better.
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Never mind. We're about to start.
Please have a seat.
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Okay. I'll just take a little...
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- Go ahead.
- There.
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It's free, right?
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I don't recognize him.
What team is he on?
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He's not playing. He's a referee.
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Well. The referee's cute.
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I can set you up.
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That's okay. Really, I'm good.
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What are you doing? Don't smile like that.
You're all wrinkled. Ew.
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Thanks. So sweet.
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Damn. Every time I have a crush,
my hands get sweaty. Gross.
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'Course. He's already making you wet.
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What? What'd I say?
Was that inappropriate?
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Hey! Let's go.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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I declare the 49th Hotelic Games open!
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These games are highly competitive.
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And you must absolutely, and at all costs,
respect your opponents,
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as well as hostel-industry rules.
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First event: Client Relations.
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Discotel versus the Grand Hotel.
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Discotel contender, please.
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Go!
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- Hello!
- Well, hello! How can I help you?
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I actually came to see you
because my baby can't sleep.
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One of the guests is very noisy.
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Not the nutjob in room 207
with his music again?
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- Yes.
- How old's the little one?
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Uh... four months now.
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You know, my oldest,
it took me two years...
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...over two years
to get her to sleep in her bed.
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And sharing a bed...
Okay, hang on. I'll have a look...
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I have a very quiet double room.
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It overlooks the dumpsters,
but like I always say:
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"Who needs a nice view when you're sleeping?"
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Okay?
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Here's your key, then.
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And breakfast
is obviously on the house tomorrow.
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You can save a little money.
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Alright?
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Don't get too excited. It's out of 20.
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- Harsh.
- Worth at least 14. Give it your all.
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You can count on me, sir.
I'm so ready for this.
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Okay, next.
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Grand Hotel.
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Go, Selim! Go!
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Go! Go, Selim!
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Ready?
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Go!
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Hello, sir.
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Uh... hello.
What can I do for you, my dear sir?
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Foul!
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- What?
- Can't you see you're speaking to a lady?
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With all due respect, Your Judgeship,
it's not exactly obvious.
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Addressing a female guest as "sir"!
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That's downright disrespectful.
Sorry, young man.
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In my defence, you should've used longer wigs,
because a chick with short hair, that's--
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Oh, really? Do go on.
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This is heinous fuckery! It's totally whack!
Seriously!
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What are you doing?!
I'm talking to you!
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Wait. Sir, please, calm down!
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Don't talk to my mom like that!
There are rules! Get back there!
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"Get back there!"
You talking to me, ass-hat?!
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Come on, Dorian Trump,
go referee and quit pissing me off!
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- Discotel wins this round.
- "Discotel wins this round"! Screw your round!
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- Silence!
- Screw you!
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- Back to your team!
- Fuck!
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Well, the Grand Hotel
is definitely off to a bad start.
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First event, first disappointment!
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It wasn't their fault!
He confused short hair with long hair!
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Everybody makes mistakes.
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- Rules are rul--
- Screw the rules!
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They've already lost a point!
Now they're screwed!
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I've fuckin' had it!
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Claude, calm down! Calm down! Claude!
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Breathe, Claude.
- Sorry.
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You mustn't get so upset.
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But the event with the wigs
stirred up a lot of emotion...
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I understand.
Shall we continue?
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Let's continue.
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Team Grand Hotel will have to get it together
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if it wants a shot at the title.
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I feel better now. Thanks.
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Oh, I had a...
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Thanks.
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Come on, this is crazy. The ref's racist.
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It's racial discrimination.
Those decrepit ass-hats.
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Nuh-uh. One of them's pretty adorable
and has really dreamy eyes.
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We absolutely must win the asepsis event!
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Asepsis? What does asepsis mean?
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Cleaning, scrubbing, polishing.
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- Exactly. The cleaning event.
- What does cleaning mean?
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Okay, in order to shine in this event...
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- Excellent.
- We all know who we'll call on.
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Oh, thank you! I'll kick ass!
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No, Thomas. I was thinking of Delphine.
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- Why?
- Because you spread crumbs everywhere.
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First, there's that. Second, you're...
our secret weapon, remember.
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Lethal Weapon.
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The Lethal Weapon. Lethal Weapon.
The action movie.
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So you can make a lousy pun with "shine,"
everyone laughs,
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and I get bupkis?
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- Because mine was funny.
- Meh--
252
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So, Delphine, you ready?
253
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- Nothing can bring me down.
- A tumour.
254
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Or losing a loved one just before the event.
255
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,080
Or if an arrow...
256
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,360
...pierced your skull
and then you had a stroke--
257
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- Okay. We get the idea. Grand...
- Hotel!
258
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:20,320
You're my filly, okay? You're my filly!
259
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The Grand Hotel.
260
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Smell doesn't bother you?
261
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What smell?
262
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,320
The smell of defeat.
263
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,200
It must be rather unpleasant.
264
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,760
Funny, it smelled fine before you came in.
265
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,400
"It smelled fine before you came in."
266
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:51,119
Okay, stop! Stop!
267
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,079
Enough! Stop!
268
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,199
Is there a problem?
269
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,600
No problem at all.
270
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:16,839
Right?
271
00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:25,800
Pleasure.
272
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:27,920
Come on.
273
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:40,959
Miss, remember,
you must clean this stain of butter
274
00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:44,880
mixed with jam
dusted with a thin layer of dandruff
275
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,040
over a 400-square-centimetre surface.
276
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:51,000
Your Kondor team opponent cleaned that stain
and handed in an immaculate pillowcase
277
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in 5:43 minutes.
278
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,880
You must beat his time. Ready?
279
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000
Ready.
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00:15:58,640 --> 00:15:59,520
Go!
281
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Two minutes.
282
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One minute.
283
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Stop!
284
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,079
4:23.
285
00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:20,319
Spotless.
286
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,040
Grand Hotel wins this round.
287
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:28,760
Congratulations, Miss.
288
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,080
- Thank you.
- Just a second!
289
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,480
- What is it? What'd I do?
- More like what you didn't do.
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00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,640
Olfactory check.
291
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:41,600
Right.
292
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:44,680
What have I always told you about women?
293
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To...
294
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Sorry? I can't hear you.
295
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- To stay away from them and beware of them.
- Why's that?
296
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Because compared to my mother,
they're all sluts.
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Sluts.
298
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:06,399
Smells like sweat.
299
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,000
This maid has clammy hands.
The pillowcase is not immaculate.
300
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:11,080
Kondor wins this round!
301
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,080
And you, my boy...
302
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Beware of your emotions. They betray you.
303
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,880
You should've used talc.
304
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:30,320
Come on, bro...
305
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,320
Sir!
306
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,000
Martin, are you okay?
307
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,679
Ouch! What a series of defeats
for the Grand Hotel.
308
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:46,760
Their odds of winning the Hotelics
are gradually dwindling.
309
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:51,120
It's therefore very easy to conclude
that their little asses are on the line.
310
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,320
Little asses!
311
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:56,320
The Escortics now,
with the victory of Clémence of the Grand Hotel,
312
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who set a record with 234 handj...
313
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,000
What I put in his bottle
should knock him out for a while.
314
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,720
So they're left with the moron and the wanker.
315
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:11,600
They're toast.
316
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,480
- Everything's going according to plan.
- Yes.
317
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One last question.
318
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,600
Do they know I'm out of the hospital?
319
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,679
The referees are waiting.
320
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:36,160
How many four-star hotels are there in France?
321
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,600
549.
322
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,280
We're leaderless. We're screwed.
323
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,880
You will finally taste the bitterness of defeat.
324
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:47,320
Grand...
325
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:52,240
Hotel. The answer's Hotel.
You've said it at least 15 times today. Come on.
326
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:53,840
On your marks!
327
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Get set!
328
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,320
Go!!!
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