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Hear that?
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The future's knocking at our door.
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I'll get it.
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Figure of speech.
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A revolutionary robot we'll be testing today
for the first time ever.
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Each and every one of you will leave
this meeting with... a surprise.
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Thank you! Thank you, thank you.
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I'm out today.
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Martin, you handle the rest.
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Well, the "rest" is that if, by day's end,
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the robot's done a better job,
it'll replace us and we're fired.
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- What?
- What?
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Replacing me...
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A machine handling phone calls?
I don't think so.
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I don't understand. What's the surprise?
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Remember when she said
you'd get a day off for Christmas?
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- Yes.
- Well, the surprise is that you won't.
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Unbelievable!
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- What?!
- This robot thing's for real?
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- Yes.
- You think a robot's better than a human?
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Not me. But you all? Absolutely.
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This machine boasts
an automatic learning algorithm,
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meaning it evolves with experience.
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You now have the chance to prove
you can learn from your mistakes.
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Look at it as opportunity knocking.
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- I'll get it!
- No, Thomas...
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- No way we're getting replaced by machines.
- Thank you. At least one of you gets it.
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That's capitalism!
The oppression of workers!
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Alright, this isn't Communist Russia!
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And while we're chitchatting,
the robot's working, so...
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That means go.
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There was no door. I know.
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- It'll open.
- Alright, already!
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Screw you!
- Screw you!
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- We look stupid.
- Don't worry, "we" are almost done.
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- What's that supposed to mean?
- May I help you?
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My genius husband forgot
the keys at Reception.
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- You were supposed to take them.
- No, you!
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- No, you!
- No, you!
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- No, you!
- Wait. I'll open the door for you with my card.
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Someone will bring you the keys shortly.
Meantime,
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I offer you these bath salts
to thank you for your loyalty.
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Loyalty? Not for you!
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- Oh, very nice, very classy!
- Get the suitcase.
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They're for you both. For you both.
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Here we are.
Welcome to the Grand Hôtel.
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Mr. Scratch, I'm a huge fan.
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I have all your albums.
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And I hear you're a producer now.
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Producer!
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- He doesn't understand.
- He doesn't speak French?
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Yes, but he had a stroke.
He only understands rap now.
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Peanuts!
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About that - everything from the minibar
is considered an extra.
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Just a heads-up.
- Yeah, yeah.
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We can raid the minibar
Everything is free
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It's taken care of from the start
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No need to worry
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There's a misunderstanding.
That's not at all what I said.
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Everything from the minibar is consid...
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I should rap, right?
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He has a button to start the beat?
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Alright.
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Everything from the minibar
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Is considered an extra
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So it's not free
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Because it's... an extra
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The bellboy will get mad if you forget
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To tip him for his service
You bet
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No, I didn't...
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I didn't ask for a tip. No, it's fine.
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Hey, he pocketed... Wait...
He just pocketed it.
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Time to go, huh? Let's go.
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- Yo, yo!
- This way.
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This guy took your tip
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Listen I mean
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Off you go!
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Would you like a peanut
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But he didn't have roof shingles.
He had shingles.
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So it was very itchy, but he wasn't on vacation.
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Enjoy your stay, sir.
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Thanks.
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Please accuse Reception
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Accuse Reception?
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Say, Robotel,
what's the capital of Honduras?
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- The capital of Honduras is Tegucigalpa.
- Amazing!
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And, Robotel, what's 2,147 x 3,214?
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4,007,858.
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But no need to say "Robotel" every time.
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I hope I'm not interrupting.
So capitalism's no longer the enemy?
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Actually, technological progress
creates long-term employment
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through what is called tertiarisation.
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Who told you that?
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No one. I found the information online.
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Using what?
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Robotel.
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So you haven't understood a thing!
You're supposed to be working!
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Don't worry. I have time.
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Robotel cleaned half the rooms in 20 minutes!
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- Go do the other half!
- Oh. Be right back.
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And you, you may be good at cleaning rooms
or Googling things,
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but you'll never have human sensitivity.
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You may have a processor...
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...but you'll never have a heart.
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There he is!
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May I... help you?
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Forget it.
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It's Robotel. He saved our marriage!
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Robotel told us we had to break out of...
What was it again?
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Break out of your prison of insecurities
for a serene journey...
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- Toward the other.
- Toward the other.
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Yes, but I think the bath salts
I gave you earlier may have played a part.
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No. Besides, I'm allergic.
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There. Hush, hush, hush now.
There. Hush, hush, hush now.
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Thanks a lot!
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Awaiting network connection...
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A network?
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It's clearly an organized gang.
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- Everything okay?
- All good.
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No problems, no worries, no conspiracies.
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You?
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- Besides the rise of the machines, fine.
- You too?
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Yes. If we do nothing, we're screwed.
But it doesn't register.
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Yeah. And sometimes you get the message
and it's worse.
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You mean accomplices?
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Yeah... but paper, too.
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Paper.
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Paper?
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Yes! He's accusing me with paper!
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Who? Robotel?
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Since it got here, nobody's working.
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Well, except you. So, thank you.
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Too bad.
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Usually, since everyone hates you,
we all work really hard.
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- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
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Thanks!
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You're welcome!
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Hey, y'all! We're back with a new vid.
I'm gonna teach you how to rap for reals.
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To rap, you need style, lyrics,
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flow and punchlines.
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- What you doing?
- First....
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Can't you see I'm working?
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- Okay, bye.
- Get outta here.
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Actually, maybe you can help me.
I'd like to learn how to rap.
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And since you're from the 'burbs,
maybe you could teach me.
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I know it sounds cliché.
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Not at all.
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Funny you should ask.
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I teach rap.
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- Okay...
- Lucky boy! How much you got?
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- Thirty euros.
- Lesson number one:
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Rap comes from the heart, from here.
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Here.
- That's the appendix.
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- Name something that made you cry.
- Now?
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Right now. Rapping's spontaneous, bro.
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Quick! Go!
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I have something.
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Yo misfortune strikes me right in
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I open the app
No more UberBerlin
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Fate strikes next
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I'll have to take an UberX
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Stop.
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Your watch.
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It's real?
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- Remove it, please.
- It's not hip hop?
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30 euros isn't enough.
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Again?
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You stole my watch.
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Hello? Over here.
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Uh... I wanted to apologize.
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Actually, you're doing a great job.
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- Thank you.
- And the staff likes you.
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Indeed.
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Voice-frequency analysis
suggests a high level of satisfaction.
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Okay. However,
the two are somewhat contradictory, but...
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Please explain?
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Humans have one goal: to be happy.
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And one way to be happy is to feel useful.
By working, for instance.
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So if you're rude to them, they're unhappy,
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and to be happy,
they have to work twice as hard.
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But maybe you're not here
to boost productivity.
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That is precisely my main purpose.
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Ouch!
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Again, please explain?
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Well... Look.
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Got nothing better to do
than look at me with those fish eyes?
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Interesting.
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I didn't mean that. Your eyes are very...
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...very okay.
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Beautiful eyes?
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11 a.m. but I can't sleep
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What's that I hear
Bleep
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It's the maid doing dishes
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That sucks. Stop. It's crap.
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You're a rich kid, you never suffered,
you'll never be good at this.
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Wait, bro. When the maid puts the teapot
next to the plates, it goes:
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This is crap! I mean real pain.
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Things from the streets! From the block!
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The 'hood.
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Only one way you'll understand the streets.
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Wait, wait...
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Wait, wait, wait. What are you doing?
What are you doing?
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Fu...
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Feel the pain? Well, that's the streets.
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That pain.
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Let's work on that, do some role playing.
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Where's the dope, mothafucker?!
- I don't know!
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- What?! You stashed it?!
- No! No!
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Try again.
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But I didn't say anything!
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Exactly. In the hood,
saying nothing looks fishy. Say something. Go.
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What you looking at, motherfucker?
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Oh, oh, oh! Please, sir.
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This is a library.
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You didn't mention that--
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Fuck! But why?!
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That one's free. I like seeing you in pain.
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Well, Bellboy...
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You're ready.
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Can you feel it?
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Yes, I feel it. I'm ready!
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Hello hello Mister Frankie Scratch
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I came to tell you to watch your back
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I wasn't ready.
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I wasn't ready.
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What's this?
Why did Robotel sign the work sheet?
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I was chatting with Robotel earlier
and he was very rude to me, very hurtful.
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- Okay, fine.
- I was angry, he apologized, we talked.
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Actually, he's very lonely.
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Signing the sheet's like taking back
his identity,
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finding his place among humans.
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Plus everyone will think
he's doing all the work.
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That's immaterial!
This isn't about work, it's about feelings!
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But it's a robot. It has no feelings!
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That's offensive!
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Hello. I'm looking for Reception.
Is this it?
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Yes, that's me, Mrs...?
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Pinsard. So you're the clerk?
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Just because I'm at the front desk,
I'm the clerk!
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Room 124.
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What prejudice! Bravo!
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That's just great! Wonderful.
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Network found
Processing
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- What are you doing?
- Improving the configuration of the eleva--
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Whatever. What's with the work sheet?
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Oh, that? My algorithm has allowed me
to optimize your means of manipulation.
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It turns out humans are so weak and primitive,
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one can easily guilt them
into giving you what you want.
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So everyone's working for you
and in the end, we all get fired.
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Exactly.
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Ultimately,
humans are easier to control than robots.
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There you are.
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You okay?
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What's wrong?
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I'm taking care of Frankie Scratch.
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Oh, Frankie!
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00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,880
You know he only understands rapping?
258
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,719
- I don't want to know how you know.
- I blew him.
259
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,040
In front of his pals.
- Great.
260
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,520
It's what I do!
261
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,280
That's not my problem.
I don't want to know.
262
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,960
My problem is I don't know how to rap.
263
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:46,520
Simple. Act like an adult for once
and tell Martin everything.
264
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:51,000
- No, he'll be on my ass.
- Come on, I'm sure he'll understand.
265
00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:58,880
Okay.
266
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,320
No thank you, no...
267
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,720
Still no.
268
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:10,200
And knives are placed
with the blade toward the plate.
269
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,160
Could you be any louder?!
270
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,160
"Could you be any louder?"
271
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,440
He's so amazing!
272
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:23,359
- That doesn't sound like me at all.
- "That doesn't sound like me at all."
273
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,280
It wasn't me. He farted.
274
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,600
Get back to work
and stop mocking me, alright?!
275
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,120
You're right.
276
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,920
Actually, the word "robot" is derived
from the old Slavic word robota,
277
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:36,400
meaning "work,"
the only thing I'm good at.
278
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:37,800
Work.
279
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:51,080
- This is payback for farting.
- I didn't fa...
280
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:53,360
I... I didn't fart.
281
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,480
Poor guy.
You know he's sensitive about that.
282
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,880
Sensitive?! It's a robot! He's playing you!
283
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:02,200
Now drink up and get back to work!
284
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,000
"Now drink up and get back to work!"
285
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:08,879
Poor Robotel.
286
00:17:14,079 --> 00:17:15,119
What?
287
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:16,480
3, 4...
288
00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:21,439
I hope your stay's been without mishap
289
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:24,040
But I have to confess to lying
Aw snap
290
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,400
Turns out the minibar in your room
291
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:29,000
Was optional
Boom
292
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,600
By the way in this hotel
293
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,600
Lives a well-trained robot called Robotel
294
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:46,800
Yeah, 'cause...
295
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,000
It's not just me. My homie, Robotel.
296
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,679
And... well, I was...
297
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:51,720
Doing playback?
298
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:54,760
Well, no. It's... No. No...
299
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,560
I was rapping. You heard.
300
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,320
I can rap.
301
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,240
Alright, so let's battle, then.
302
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:04,879
Come on, guys. I'm not gonna battle guests.
303
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,600
No, not us. The robot.
304
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,160
Why would I do that?
305
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:10,800
500-euro tip?
306
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:16,200
- And why would I?
- Because if you don't,
307
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:19,439
I'll tell management
you keep hassling guests.
308
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:20,879
Even in their rooms.
309
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:21,880
Okay, fine.
310
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:25,520
But... let's keep this between us.
311
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:27,800
Quickly.
312
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,960
Get ready to rumble! It's gonna get nasty!
313
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,240
There will be blood!
Clash of the titans!
314
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,879
In the right corner, Robotel!
315
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:46,680
In the left corner...
Hakim, the blacksmith's son!
316
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,320
DJ, rock the house!
317
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,560
Initializing the application for hostility
318
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,680
You'll get a taste of robot brutality
319
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,360
I will break you
Critically
320
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:06,360
Please
321
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,760
If I use complicated words
Translate
322
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,120
If there's a problem
call Daddy for the cheddar mate
323
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,240
And Robotel when it's time to rap
324
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,959
You're so out of touch
325
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,919
Even the hooker turned you down
Ouch
326
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,720
Damn!
327
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,600
Got a comeback, Paris Hilton?
328
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,440
It's William.
329
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,760
Okay, make some noise for William!
330
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:33,000
Come on, let's cheer him on!
331
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,879
What the hell are you doing?!
Have you thought about our image?!
332
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000
And you...
333
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,280
You're programmed to be a hater
334
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:59,640
It takes courage to come here to talk turkey
Even though your moves are slow and jerky
335
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,040
I have to unplug you to shut you up
336
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,520
This place is mine
Whatcha gonna do pup
337
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,560
You're a technological marvel
Sweet
338
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,920
Too bad you have wheels instead of feet
339
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:13,360
You're a killing machine
that can't walk up stairs
340
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,680
You fucking evil robot
you're just a toy
341
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,159
You'd like to be Robocop
but you're Astro Boy
342
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:20,600
The human race is superior
I'm here to say
343
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,200
Don't forget where you come from
or who made you hey
344
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,879
That was dope, bro! What's your name?
345
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:35,879
Robotel, anything more to say?
346
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,080
Well, go for it! It's on!
347
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,760
I wasn't expecting to double down
But that's okay
348
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,280
I will take you both down
It's D-Day
349
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,440
You seem fired up
It must grind your gears
350
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:50,080
Seeing someone do better in a day
than you in 14 years
351
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,240
I've analyzed your life
Here's my conclusion
352
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:54,600
Googling your friends is a delusion
353
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:59,440
You say humans and your hotel are the best
Surely you jest
354
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,679
Why use the stairs
I don't know
355
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:04,280
Your employees are so dumb
they do it for me yo
356
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,400
Pathetic humans ruled by emotion
357
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:09,000
I'll lead you gently into extinction
358
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,560
I don't have feelings
but when robots rise up
359
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,200
I'll laugh as humans go toes up
360
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:21,320
That's not cool! So not cool!
361
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,560
I screw you. Fuck humans.
362
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,000
Piss off!
363
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,280
Everybody calm down! Calm down!
And the winner is--
364
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,400
Wait! Drum roll!
365
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,640
Winner by default: Martin!
366
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:45,800
Thanks.
367
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,960
- Well... seems we owe you an apology.
- I believe so.
368
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,360
It proves that humanity always triumphs.
369
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,880
It proves that not listening ends in chaos.
370
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,320
I apologize too, sir, but what do we do
with the humanophobic robot?
371
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:03,400
Nothing. The manager said it's not profitable,
so it's gone.
372
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:07,120
So how long have you been... rapping?
373
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,080
Actually, I've never rapped before.
374
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,200
I improvised. It's easy.
375
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:12,720
Wow!
376
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,720
That was really something.
377
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:23,400
You thought you were good
but you're not really
378
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:27,560
And you thought you were superior
but you're not at all
379
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:31,440
And you thought you were sly
but now say goodbye
380
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:41,320
Level too low
Cancelled
381
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:47,800
Yeah, dude! What'd you think?!
You're not up for it! You're not up for it!
382
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,240
Yeah, 'cause right from the start, Reception...
383
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,280
...was me.
384
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,520
Good morning.
385
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,879
Usually, excellence is our goal.
386
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,080
But it must now become reality.
387
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,120
Because the Hotelics will be held tomorrow.
388
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,680
And these Hotelics...
389
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,399
shall be ours!
390
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:27,280
We're the best. We're here to win.
And above all,
391
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,640
we're here to crush the Grand Hotel.
392
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:31,640
- Grand?
- Hotel!
393
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:32,879
- Grand?
- Hotel!
394
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,040
Ready?
395
00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:36,679
- Ready!
- Go!
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