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Hello. Welcome...
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...to the Grand Hotel.
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Hello.
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Ah, right.
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Hello. So you're disguised as--
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That hurts. That hurts. That hurts.
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This isn't a costume, it's... a uniform.
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Like yours, little man.
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Not always easy to wear, huh?
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- No. Yes...
- But we're the same, you and I.
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Come.
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Wait...
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There.
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May this day show you mercy.
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Finally, someone normal.
We've only had weirdos since this morning...
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Death to the tyrant!
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Wait, wait. Sir. Sir?
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Today, as you may have noticed,
we have a rather special guest.
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- A dictator.
- That's a tad strong.
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- A tyrant?
- No, I'd say--
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- A monster?
- A head of state. Okay?
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Who's briefly staying here
and is honouring us with his presence.
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Yeah!
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Clearly this guest isn't Mr. Popularity.
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But please give him the VIP treatment.
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I don't see the problem.
The customer's always right.
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Dictator or not,
we treat him with him respect. Period.
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This morning's naked activist
tried to set himself on fire.
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I don't want dead bodies here
under any circumstances.
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It would be bad for everyone.
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- Seriously?
- Tell your dictator pal.
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He's the one who can't resist killing people...
and raping horses.
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I threw in the horses.
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So please be very careful.
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I think the dictator's rather nice.
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You're officially tasked with looking after him
during his stay.
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Great.
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Where's Selim?
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- On comp time.
- Cool!
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- Comp time shouldn't even exist.
- How would you make ratatouille without
thyme?
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- That's totally irrelevant.
- Or cassoulet?
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Rosemary? No. "Marthyme!"
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Fuck, that's a non-sequitur!
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- Trout.
- Shut up.
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Ouch. Ouch! What?
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How can you work for a guy
who oppresses millions?!
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Oppresses, oppresses. Sure about that?
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We say "dictator,"
but he might simply be moody.
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Okay, so maybe he once used force
to earn respect. Sure.
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But what I saw was a mellow guy.
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A guy who seeks dialogue.
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A guy doing his best.
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You know, Delphine,
there'll always be jealous people.
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There'll always be haters.
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I'm warning you: I won't stand idly by
while there's a dictator here.
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What do you mean, stand by...?
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DEATH TO THE TYRANT
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You know when you said I could come to you
if I had a problem?
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- Yes!
- I have a problem.
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- Wonderful! I hope it's serious.
- Uh... yeah, kinda.
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There are a lot of reporters outside.
- Wonderful.
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- I'm not done.
- Ah.
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There are a lot of reporters outside
and it's awkward for my client.
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He needs secrecy,
if you know what I mean.
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So I was wonder...
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I know. He needs to whistle.
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- What?
- He needs to whistle.
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When you whistle, nobody can see you.
Look.
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Can you see me?
- Well, yeah.
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I was thinking maybe there was a service door.
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Oh! I know.
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What's all the ruckus?
Could you maybe keep... your toys down?
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You're making too much noise.
So, for hand-to-hand combat, you...
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Okay? And in battle, you...
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Okay?
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According to the regulation
regarding any public event
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with more than 25 persons within this hotel...
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...every participant has equal access
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to both the private and public areas
of this establishment.
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Who told you that?
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Aren't you on comp time?
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'Course.
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You're spending your comp time at work?
It's allowed?
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I'm fast and... furious.
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- What?
- Are we jiving or driving?
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- What's the connection?
- You break her heart... I break your neck.
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Okay, who are you supposed to be?
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- Eric Judor!
- Vin Diesel.
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You're Eric Judor.
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- No, I'm Vin Diesel.
- You're Eric Judor.
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- So you're an imam.
- I'm not an imam. I'm a knight, obviously.
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- Okay, please--
- You're a jihadist, man.
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- I'm wearing a kimono!
- Please...
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Not cool.
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Uh, I'm here to see the dicta... the...
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Your boss.
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I wanted to apologize,
on behalf of the hotel...
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...for the incident earlier.
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Your safety and your comfort
are our top priorities.
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And I will personally take care of you.
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So no more problems, no more incidents.
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You can relax.
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Free the Birghiz people!
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Article 1: Men are born
and remain free and equal in rights!
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Article 2: The aim of all political association
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is the preservation of the natural
and imprescriptible rights of man!
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Let go of me, you fascists!
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Sorry about that.
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That was unforeseen.
It won't happen again.
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Are my men gone?
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Yes. It's all good.
They're pursuing her...
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Don't come near me.
Don't come any closer!
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Come on. Come on, come on.
Let's sit down.
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What's the matter? What is this?
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You shouldn't do stuff like that. It's wrong.
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- Everyone hates me anyway.
- But you can't die like that...
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...here.
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Wouldn't I be better off?
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- Stop.
- It's true.
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You must have a family. A wife, children.
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Yes, but they hate me too, so there.
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But, I don't know, you can't be all bad.
You must've helped someone.
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Yes, to die.
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Okay, enough chitchat, 'cause I'm sensing...
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some bad vibes, some bad mojo.
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Let's relax and watch TV.
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Alright.
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You need to relax. Come on.
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Tomorrow, the ruler known to his people
as "the filthy louse"
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will make his first speech
since coming to power.
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He's talking about someone else, not you!
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I'm talking about him,
not his father, Mohamar I.
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Let's change the channel,
'cause that makes me...
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Bam! Listen, what do you usually do
to cheer yourself up?
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- Uh, well, I go manhunting. I like that.
- Something other than manhunting...
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- Or Botox. Yeah, I like Botox too.
- There you go! Botox. Perfect.
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- Yeah?
- Let's have a Botox session.
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- Awesome.
- Injections!
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- Great.
- Yes.
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- I need a needle. Do you have one?
- No, but I'll get right on it.
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- Great.
- Okay?
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- Yeah.
- Now...
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no suicide!
- Okay.
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Here we go.
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So you're in love?
You're gonna make babies?
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Or carve your names into someone?
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Oh, yes,
develop illegal nuclear programs for me.
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Aren't the guards looking for you?
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Lost them in the kitchen.
Your dictator won't see them for a while.
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You made the dictator sad.
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I'm a dictator and I'm sad.
Someone was mean to me!
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- He nearly committed suicide!
- Seriously?
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Let him! It'd be great!
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No dying here! You're hurting me!
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- So what?! You can save the world!
- No!
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- No.
- Yes.
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Fuck the world.
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Take it.
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- You scared me.
- There! There!
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If a participant inconveniences a client,
inside or outside the hotel,
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the event will be confined to the rental space.
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- Okay. Meaning?
- Meaning game over, Daddy-o.
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Back to the private lounge. Five minutes.
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Goodbye, Madam.
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When they strike, the empire strikes back.
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Take it down a notch?
You seem a little tense.
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He's gone off the rails.
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Your client's all set.
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- What'd you do?
- Something brilliant.
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CALL GIRL'S CLIENTS SECRET EXIT
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Are you kidding me?
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You don't like it. Is it the font?
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Oh, fuck.
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Wait, wait, wait!
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Don't worry, they're LEDs.
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You're right, Botox's a great id...
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No, wait! Don't!
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Stay away!
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- What?
- I said don't come any closer!
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I... What?
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Okay, then. Come.
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No, don't, or I'll jump.
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Wait! Don't! Think of the pain you'll cause!
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They're better off without me.
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It can't be that bad.
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I killed 200 people.
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200 peo...
200 people is nothing for a dictator!
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- You think so?
- Of course!
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It was a busy week.
I usually kill way less people.
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That's a lot, right? I knew it.
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If you die...
a lot of people will lose their jobs.
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- Really? Who?
- Your bodyguards.
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Yes, if you die,
your bodyguards won't protect a corpse.
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If I die, they'll work for my son.
He's the heir, so...
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That's it!
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You're an heir. It's not your fault.
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- How so?
- Well, you had a bad role model.
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- Yes.
- Of course.
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And when you have a bad role model,
as an adult, you're kind of out of control.
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You're lost and, uh, a bellboy gets hurt.
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- What?
- People get killed. Anyway.
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What I mean is,
people don't realize how stressful it is.
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Well, no.
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Well, no. No!
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Whatever you do, it's never good enough.
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You have money, cars, swimming pools.
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- Airports.
- Yes.
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Yes, yes, and planes.
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- Yeah.
- Nuclear warheads, too.
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No, not me.
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But a calm benevolence...
No, not that.
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Bupkis.
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Sorry, Dad, if I'm not dressed well enough
at your fuckin' cocktails.
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Exactly. Sorry if my torture methods
aren't "spectacular" enough for you.
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And you're doing your best!
You're doing your best.
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Besides, I don't like torturing people. I don't.
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- But you don't have to!
- Really?
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You don't have to.
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Since you've already disappointed him...
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...might as well do something you really enjoy.
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What's your dream?
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Uh... to be a model.
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No. I mean, yes, a model,
but you could also be something else!
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Model and DJ!
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Oh, yes, that's good.
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Yeah, model and DJ...
And YouTuber too! Model, DJ and YouTuber.
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- There you go!
- Yeah.
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No need to jump.
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So step back.
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Okay, alright. Alright.
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- Are you going to be okay?
- Yeah.
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- YouTuber!
- Yeah...
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I love it.
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- What about your YouTuber name?
- My YouTuber name?
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I don't... Luc! Luc!
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Luc's nice.
- Yes.
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Come on, let's go create a channel.
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Luc's channel.
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Is this my real hair?
It took me about five years.
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Come on. There. Come on!
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I found them wandering around Reception.
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- Come on, that's no crime.
- They were eating the guests' candies.
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What'd you expect?
You locked us up in here without food!
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Food?
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But you're cosplayers,
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not... eaters!
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You know what?
You're becoming a tyrant.
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Now he's screwing with me.
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My master taught me
that if someone tramples my rights,
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it's my duty to trample them.
251
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This is getting weird.
It's getting out of control.
252
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- We should go.
- Get in. We're out of here.
253
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- Follow that car.
- Okay.
254
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Model, DJ and YouTuber.
Great... Oh!
255
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And mailman. Oh, yeah, mailman.
256
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Mailman?
257
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They can go wherever they want.
They have keys to everything.
258
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,400
- Right!
- Yeah, that's awesome.
259
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:33,440
Sorry about earlier.
I... I don't know what got into me.
260
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It's okay.
What matters is you're safe and sound.
261
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:39,079
Yes, you're right. But it's not enough.
262
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,800
Because from now on,
I've decided to be...
263
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happy!
264
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,040
I'm going to be happy
and make people happy!
265
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,839
That's what I wanted to hear!
No more bombing people!
266
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,680
I'm still going to bomb them.
267
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,719
Bombard people with love!
268
00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,200
I'm going to kill sadness!
269
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I'll lock up misfortune.
270
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:03,080
I'll tear happiness apart!
271
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To make more!
- Oh yeah! Yeah. That's good.
272
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:08,480
- Thanks so much.
- You're welcome.
273
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,400
- Really. Thanks for everything.
- No problem.
274
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,840
New life, here I come!
275
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:24,439
Uh, you all saw, right?
276
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,400
He threw himself under the car.
277
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:29,360
Bastard did it for the insurance.
He isn't even dead.
278
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:35,960
Yes, he's dead.
Well, the main thing is to stay calm.
279
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,240
Or let it all out, like that.
280
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,920
But... a guest is dead!
281
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:45,920
- What's going on?
- The dictator's dead.
282
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,680
No need, then.
283
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,560
- For what?
- Nothing.
284
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,880
Wait. We have to do something.
285
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,200
Because if the bodyguards see this,
they'll kill us!
286
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,040
Put him in the kitchen's cold room.
287
00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:01,079
The cooks might think it's a bit odd
if there's a naked guy in the cold room.
288
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,480
Why naked?
289
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,520
I... I don't know. Dressed is weird.
290
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:10,280
- No, Martin, what's weird is that he's dead.
- Yes, exactly. So what now?
291
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Suggestion: leave him here,
his bodyguards find him, tyranny is dead.
292
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,000
So's the hotel,
my reason for living and my good mood.
293
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:20,760
There he is.
294
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,000
Dumbledore?
295
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:34,680
You like costumes?
296
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:37,920
You want full powers?
297
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,320
Hello, hello. Please! Please!
298
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:02,120
Wait! I'll distract them.
I'll distract them!
299
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:03,800
Please! Please!
300
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:06,600
Payback!
301
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,120
Is there a... a doctor...
302
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,560
out there?
303
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,760
A doctor or... a pilot.
304
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,160
A fighter pilot.
305
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:20,280
Or even a fighter...
A Foo Fighter or a cockfighter... Please!
306
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,480
- Tell him to come out and face us!
- No, this is unrelated.
307
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:28,000
I'm just here to help johns sneak out...
discreetly.
308
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:35,199
Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!
Freedom! Free--
309
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:41,280
From now on,
it's life imprisonment
310
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for anyone who mistakes Star Wars
for Star Trek,
311
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two entirely different franchises.
312
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I will also demand the death penalty
313
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for those who say "JIF" instead of "GIF"
314
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and "mee-mee" instead of "meme."
315
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,399
Screw 'em!
316
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:03,480
Seriously, it's a bust.
It's obviously not him.
317
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:07,439
Bull. Honestly, if you look quickly...
you fall for it.
318
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:11,240
This dictator's great.
Bravo, guys. Honestly, much better.
319
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,879
At least it buys us time.
Thanks, Selim.
320
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,680
But clean this shit up.
321
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,320
And the death penalty
for those who "like" their own comments.
322
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:19,600
Screw 'em.
323
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,280
Death penalty for...
324
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A revolutionary robot
we'll get to test today
325
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,280
for the first time ever.
326
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,360
Mr. Scratch, I'm a huge fan.
327
00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:37,680
He had a stroke. He only understands rap.
328
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,919
Anything from the mini-bar...
329
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,200
Thomas? Everything okay?
330
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:46,120
- No problems, no conspiracies.
- No one's working.
331
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:50,520
- What?
- Only way you'll understand the street.
332
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,680
- Wait, wait, wait.
- If, by day's end,
333
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,840
it's done a better job,
it'll replace us and we're fired.
334
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:56,760
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