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This is the hall.
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The walls will be lined
with flower arrangements.
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A white arch over there
and a music-entertainment steward here.
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A DJ.
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- Ah.
- Okay, then. And the autel?
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- Right here.
- No, I mean the altar where we exchange vows--
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Yes, Thomas was kidding.
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Okay. Everything will be ready
for this afternoon?
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Well...
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Thomas said it would be.
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- Right.
- Right, then.
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- Great. Thanks so much.
- Thanks.
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- See you later.
- Later.
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Look at those love-burps.
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You said it was in a month!
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Yes. They called last month to say
they wanted to get married in a month.
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I said, "No problem. A month it is."
This morning, you asked: "Who's the couple?"
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"The ones who called
about their wedding next month."
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"Don't draw when I'm talking to you."
"Okay." I put down my charcoal.
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You said, "Sure it's in a month?"
"Yes."
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It's tomorrow.
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Alright, this is a fiasco.
We have a wedding to plan,
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and I can't handle it
because I have to coddle a celebrity...
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I'm swamped!
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I don't want to make things worse,
but... a hobo shit in the spa.
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- What?!
- Oh, relax. It's no big deal.
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Well, as opposed to what he might do
if we don't bust him.
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You're right. I'm on it.
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William... this is costing me dearly,
but the wedding's yours.
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Don't bother. If it's costing you a lot...
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Besides, weddings are really tacky, no?
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And hotel weddings? So cheesy!
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I can do it. I'm a paid wedding planner.
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So... no. And I'm not asking you to get married.
but to plan the wedding, so you do it!
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He hates it when people shit in the spa.
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You can stay as long as you like.
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But... the concierge is looking for you,
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so you have to hide out here,
or you'll get the bum's rush.
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But don't worry.
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I won't abandon you.
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Oh, my! Too germy.
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But I'm touched.
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You're only the first, you hear me?
In a long line of people I'll shelter here.
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The rich shouldn't have it all.
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Nuh-uh. Not anymore.
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It's over. We can do it. Together.
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Right?
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That's not food, you know.
But, please, go ahead.
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What's going on?
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Two guests are getting married.
Seems kind of--
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A wedding? How sweet.
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Sweet?
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Lame, no?
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Are you nuts? It's so romantic.
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People don't go for romance anymore.
It's a shame.
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Honestly, someday,
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I'd love to walk down the aisle
in a lovely white gown
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with a man who promises
to love me madly forever.
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I have a handjob scheduled. Later.
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I had no idea she was so romantic.
Weird, huh?
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No. A fish with boobs and a little hat?
Now, that's weird.
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I know!
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Me, too.
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Where are you going?
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I... was showing this guest to the lobby,
because he's a little lost.
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So you expect me to believe
this gentleman is a guest, not...
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I don't know, a hobo?
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Hobo?
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Oh, yes! I understand your confusion.
It's the clothes.
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- That and the smell tipped me off.
- Yeah, no.
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No, he's a... DJ.
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So you're really a DJ, sir?
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He doesn't speak the language.
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He's... Estonian!
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Okay.
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He's deaf, too.
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A deaf DJ?
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He's kind of the Beethoven of techno.
Actually, you know what they call him?
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The Beethoven of techno.
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Yes. Makes sense, right?
I wasn't impressed either.
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Silly me! That's French sign language.
He doesn't understand.
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Yes, of course!
He only understands Estonian sign language.
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Right. And I don't know the Baltic version.
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But there's still...
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some...
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poo...
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in the spa, so go on.
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Go.
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Goodbye, sir.
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Go, go, go.
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You're packing up? Is that it?
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No, we have to plan the best wedding ever.
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- I thought you weren't interested.
- Think.
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When Clémence sees
what a romantic thing I've done,
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she'll think I'm a sensitive guy.
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Then, during the ceremony,
I'll tell her how I feel,
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and with love in the air
and the wedding ambience,
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she'll definitely fall for me, too.
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You okay?
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Yeah, got it. I just had to focus.
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Good plan!
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Move! Remember,
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you must place the chairs
in an orthogonal coordinate system.
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In what?
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Well, place the chair by the table.
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Around the tables.
Put the chairs around the tables.
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As usual...
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How's it going?
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- Good.
- And cameras!
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A disposable camera on every table
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to commemorate this celebration of love.
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Wait. You're... planning the wedding?
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'Course. I love love. I'm a loverer.
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Romeo and Juliet's my favourite movie.
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Flower problem.
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Fuck the flowers. It's fine.
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- Come on. A wedding without flowers is sad.
- Like a bouquet without flowers.
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When I say fuck that, I mean fuck that,
we absolutely need those flowers!
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Me. I can do it.
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Crazy. I was once a paid flower arranger.
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Don't bother. It's fine.
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- Problem.
- What now?
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The groom.
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Goddammit! You psychos!
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Pull yourself together! You must get married!
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If not for you, for me. For her! Do it for her.
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It's too soon.
I've never been with another woman.
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I've known dozens of women.
You're not missing anything.
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You only need one and she's it.
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- What if she's not the one?
- What if she is?
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- I don't know.
- Yes, you do. You do!
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You do, man!
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Take a break. I've got this.
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Here's the deal, Yannick. You know what?
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Tell me who else is in on this.
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- I don't understand.
- Your accomplices!
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Don't screw with me!
You want to rot in jail?! Huh?!
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- What's your problem?
- He's stonewalling!
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What's going on here?
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Guy's a tough cookie.
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- What?
- I just don't want to get married anymore!
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Yes. What he means to say, in his own way,
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when he says he no longer wants to get married,
is that he wants to get married.
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Back off. He's got cold feet.
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Stop pressuring him. Idiots.
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Or... he examines his feelings for a second.
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Yannick, marriage... is like swimming
in your private pool when it's chilly.
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- I don't have a private pool.
- The sea, then! Whatever!
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When you dip your toe in,
you have second thoughts,
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because it's kind of chilly, uncomfortable;
you're hesitant.
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But if you dive in, right in...
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...it feels good, it feels wonderful.
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That's marriage, Yannick. That's it.
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- Yeah...
- Make her happy.
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Make yourself happy.
Make yourselves happy.
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You're right. I'll do it.
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- Yes.
- I'm getting married.
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I'm getting married!
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Damn.
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- Okay!
- Okay.
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See you in court.
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- Huh?!
- The spa's done?
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Meaning?
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The poo!
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Then what are you doing?
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Nothing! Nothing.
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Right. Okay. Your champagne, Mr. Oates.
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Put it over there. I need your input.
What comes to mind when I say Oates?
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Oatmeal. A bowl of oatmeal.
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Duets.
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Daryl Hall! Smokey Robinson!
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Cee-Lo! Ring a bell?
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He'll be my next "featuring."
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When I first saw him,
he reminded me of Ed Sheeran.
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- Right. Ed Sheeran.
- What's your name?
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Yeah, no. He's a guest.
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A deaf Estonian DJ.
So he doesn't speak the language.
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We don't need words.
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We're artists.
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There's an aura...
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connecting us.
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You can't see it.
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That's normal. You're too normal.
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I only want he.
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"He" is a third-person personal pronoun,
so it's: "I only want him."
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Deaf
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Deaf
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People are deaf
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Really deaf
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Get it?
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Hear it?
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The suffering of the soul.
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Yes, of course. Yes, it's wonderful.
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Bravo. Very nice.
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It's extremely very cool.
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I just love him.
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Yeah, no.
"Extremely" and "very" are both adverbs--
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Stop correcting me, alright?
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Bummer.
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Out.
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Out.
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That's right. Unacceptable!
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Goodbye!
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Goodbye!!
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Listen. Let me handle this.
You go check on the bride.
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Consider it done.
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So, Belly? What's up?
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The caterer quit. We're screwed.
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I'll cater the wedding.
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So you're a paid caterer?
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In the 'hood, you do things out of the blue,
including Cordon Bleu.
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- What's that?
- Free sample.
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No strings attached.
If you like it,
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then...
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I'm hired.
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Sure. Alright.
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Take the sample?
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Pick it up?
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Better, no?
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I'm gonna hurt you. Bastard.
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Ms. Bride?
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If you're not decent, cover up your fun bags.
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I don't get it. Why'd she split?
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Relax. Her stuff's still here. She can't be far.
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She knew what she was in for, marrying a perp.
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Finding out he had cold feet
might've scared her off.
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But they haven't seen each other all day!
Only the three of us know he flipped out.
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Did you rat him out?
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No way. That's confidential.
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I never discuss a pending case.
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Okay, it was me!
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- Why?!
- Think, William.
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If they have doubts, we can't force them!
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Force! Who said anything about force!
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It's about doing the right thing!
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It's not about that.
If they don't want to get married, so be it.
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Mm. I need to find them.
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I don't know if you realize
what you've gotten mixed up in, ma'am.
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'Cause I can break you anytime.
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No smoking in here.
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I know!
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There you are, lovebirds.
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Yannick, you know it's bad luck
to see the bride's robe.
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The wedding's off anyway.
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No.
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Yes.
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No. Wait.
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Let's calm down, relax and get married,
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because it's love, and love is beautiful,
and marriage is wonderful.
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It's very kind of you to help -
even though you roughed me up.
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- Yeah.
- Right. But we've made up our minds.
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Sweetheart, you're the love of my life.
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I love you.
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I love you, too.
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I don't need a ceremony to prove it.
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Hell no! If you love each other,
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you-you-you have... to get married, dammit.
258
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,600
No, the wedding's off.
259
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,200
Okay, here's the deal.
260
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,080
I need you to get married
so I can tell a chick I like her.
261
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,960
- Well, just tell her!
- "Well, just tell her!"
262
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,440
It's not that simple.
263
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:53,599
We're not getting married for you!
264
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I understand.
265
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,000
Maybe this'll change your mind.
266
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,400
Two OJs from the bar.
267
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,400
On me. No, it's my treat.
268
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:11,560
You do know one night here costs 10 times that?
269
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,439
Please. Besides, it doesn't have to be real.
270
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:15,880
Meaning?
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Trust me.
272
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,400
Please be seated.
273
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:39,600
We are gathered here today to celebrate love.
274
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The real deal.
275
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For love is in the hearts of all women...
276
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- ...as well as in the hearts of men.
- Me, too.
277
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:53,240
I'm in The Hearts of Men.
Parts I, II and III.
278
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:59,880
For love is in the hearts of all women...
279
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,199
Excuse me, Mr. Oates.
280
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:05,800
Weren't you with a DJ? Estonian?
281
00:17:06,119 --> 00:17:08,119
Deaf.
- The hobo?
282
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,480
- What? What hobo?
- The hobo.
283
00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:14,079
Only a halfwit wouldn't realize
the guy in my room was a hobo.
284
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,240
Halfwit, yeah.
You haven't seen him, by any chance?
285
00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:20,800
Sure. Last time I saw him was in the hallway.
But he was butt naked.
286
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:24,800
Okay. If you need me,
I'll be there in the recovery position.
287
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:31,880
Do you take Lucy
to be your lawful wedded wife,
288
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,960
to love and to cherish -
not even sumthin' sumthin' on the side -
289
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,879
till death do you part?
290
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:43,720
Come on.
291
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,000
I do.
292
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:54,280
Do you take Yannick
to be your lawful wedded husband,
293
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,360
despite his ridic name,
294
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:57,960
till death do you part?
295
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:01,360
I do.
296
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,480
If anyone objects
to the union of these two people,
297
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:07,159
speak now or forever hold your peace.
298
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:11,480
I do.
299
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,480
No, right here.
300
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,399
Sorry, but...
301
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,360
...they clearly don't want this.
302
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,880
Sure, they do. Yes. Right?
303
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:31,160
You want to get married.
This a wedding, so you're getting mar-ried.
304
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,120
Right. Of course. It would be nice...
305
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,480
- Absolutely.
- There you go. They said yes.
306
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,879
- Nonsense. They obv--
- They just said yes.
307
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,280
Rings, the ceremony... Let's do this.
308
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:44,400
Why are you so dead-set on this?
What's your problem?
309
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,600
Maybe you should tell her now.
310
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,600
Tell me what?
311
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,199
What?
312
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:53,720
Okay.
313
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,200
Wait. What are you doing?
314
00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:02,000
Clémence, would you make me
the happiest man alive...
315
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,000
...by agreeing to date me?
316
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,120
Sorry.
317
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,200
What now?
318
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,720
Carry on. Wrap it up. Be right back.
319
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,880
So by the powers vested in me,
320
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,760
I now pronounce you...
321
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,480
husband and wife.
322
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,480
You may French kiss the bride.
323
00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,600
Sorry about...
324
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,200
that awkward moment.
325
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,320
You planned a whole wedding for that?
326
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,200
Yes, yes...
327
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:17,720
But you know it can't be.
I told you, not with the hotel staff.
328
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,760
I don't understand. You slept with Martin.
329
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,480
- Bull.
- I saw you leaving the room together.
330
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,080
Okay, right.
331
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,840
Big misunderstanding.
332
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:35,440
What?
333
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,600
So... we sleep together,
334
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,880
you get your proof and I'm gone,
335
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,600
or you chicken out?
336
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,399
I'm not chickening out.
337
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,879
I'm chickening out! I give up.
338
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,440
Too bad.
You were this close to getting your proof.
339
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,360
We pretend nothing happened
and mum's the word, okay?
340
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,880
- And you back off.
- Yes.
341
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,880
I didn't get that at all.
342
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,360
- Right.
- So the two of us...?
343
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,800
There is no "two of us."
344
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,960
We're still friends, though.
345
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,400
Some friends--
346
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,320
I know friends who sometimes--
347
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,720
--make love.
- Yeah, no.
348
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,480
Well... okay.
349
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,000
We can start off as friends and see--
350
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:50,080
I owe you an apology.
Evidently, your buddy's a hobo and a DJ.
351
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,080
A kind of hobo DJ or whatever.
352
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,280
I don't get it. So he's really a DJ?
353
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,840
No, he just hit play.
354
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,080
DJing's clearly not that...
355
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,880
Excellent bum.
356
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:09,800
It's all about family.
357
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,879
And I did a cover of Family Man.
358
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,080
It was a hit.
359
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,200
You don't seem to agree.
360
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:30,400
See? It may be a fake wedding,
but it's a nice wedding.
361
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,880
Fake wedding?
362
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:35,880
Come on. I know you're not a minister.
363
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,480
Yes, I am. My mom forced me to get ordained.
364
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:42,199
She said, "That way, you'll always have work."
My mom's no idiot.
365
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,360
Seriously? You're really a minister?
366
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:47,000
I told you, P-A-I-D.
367
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,240
Oh, crap.
368
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,600
We have a rather special guest today.
369
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:14,680
A dictator.
370
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,480
So you're disguised as--
371
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,000
Okay, that hurts.
372
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,479
You're officially tasked with looking after him.
373
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,600
Great.
374
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,680
There are a lot of reporters outside.
It's awkward for my client.
375
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,560
I know.
376
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:33,480
- You're becoming a tyrant.
- So you're in love? You're gonna make babies?
377
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,240
Please! Please!
378
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:36,600
- What'd you do?
- Something brilliant.
379
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:37,640
Sir?
380
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,760
I'm warning you: I won't stand idly by
while there's a dictator here.
381
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,480
May this day show you mercy.
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