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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
ED!
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
ED!
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EDD!
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EDDY!
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BBBLLL...
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YEAH!
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YEAH!
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THE LITTLE FAIRY--SO LITTLE
IS SHE.
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HER BOAT FITS SNUGLY INSIDE A
PEA.
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INSIDE A PEA?
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DREAMY!
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SHE SAILED TO THE FAIRY
KINGDOM IN THE CLOUDS PAST A
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DIAMOND STAIRWELL TO A GARDEN OF
DOVES.
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GARDEN OF DOVES.
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OH, LOOK, SARAH.
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I THINK I SEE HER BOAT!
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PIPE DOWN.
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IF I DON'T FINISH THIS STUPID
GEOGRAPHY ESSAY, I'M OFF THE
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TEAM, MAN.
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AH!
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SHE TURNED AND WAVED MINDY
THE MERMAID GOOD-BYE, FLUTTERED
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HER WINGS AND FLEW INTO THE SKY!
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LITTLE AM I,
BUT I STILL CAN FLY.
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TRY TO KEEP UP WITH ME.
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TRY! TRY! TRY!
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I'M FLYING!
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WEE!
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GROW UP, SQUIRT.
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ALL THAT FAIRY-TALE STUFF'S A
LOAD OF BALONEY.
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FAIRY TALES ARE NOT A LOAD OF
BALONEY.
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THEY'RE REAL, GOLLY GOSH!
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YOU'LL SEE!
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YOU'LL SEE!
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SHH.
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HOW IS IT THAT THE OTHERS
KNOW OF ROLF'S LOADS OF BALONEY?
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[BELL RINGS]
[MANIACAL LAUGHING]
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ED?
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EDDY?
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DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON
NAZZ'S FACE, DOUBLE D?
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I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA THROW
UP!
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SILLY ME.
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AND HERE I THOUGHT WE WERE
BEYOND DEPANTSING ED
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IN FRONT OF THE CHEERLEADERS.
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YOU LOVED IT.
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ADMIT IT.
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WAIT AND SEE, MR. YUM YUM.
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WHEN MY MAGIC CARPET FLIES LIKE
THIS BOOK SAYS IT CAN, KEVIN
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WILL KNOW ONCE AND FOR ALL FAIRY
TALES DO EXIST.
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OH, YOU MIGHT NEED THIS.
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I'LL FLY RIGHT THROUGH HIS
WINDOW AND--
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HEY, ALI BABA,
LOOK OUT!
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IT'S FLYING ALL MAGIC-LIKE!
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WATCH OUT!
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HA HA!
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AW...
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DON'T COUNT YOUR BEANS BEFORE
THEY HATCH, LITTLE FELLA.
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OH, ED, NOT YOU, TOO.
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FAIRY TALES DO EXIST.
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PIXIES, MERMAIDS, AND UNICORNS
ARE REAL!
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[SOBBING]
HEY, BUDDY.
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IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN.
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WHAT'S KEV KNOW?
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IT JUST SO HAPPENS I SAW A
UNICORN IN THE WOODS THIS VERY
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MORNING, JIMMY, MY BOY.
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YOU DID, EDDY?
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REALLY?
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WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU AND ME GO
SEE IT?
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OH, YES, OF COURSE.
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THAT'S A SPLENDID IDEA, EDDY.
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THAT WOULD CERTAINLY MAKE
JIMMY--I MEAN KEVIN--SEE THE
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TRUTH IN FAIRY TALES.
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THANK YOU, EDDY.
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NO PROBLEMO, CURLY Q.
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DON'T FORGET ME, KIDS.
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WHY DON'T YOU MEET ME IN THE
WOODS IN AN HOUR?
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WITH BELLS ON MY TOES.
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EDDY, THAT WAS A VERY, VERY
SWEET THING YOU DID FOR YOUNG
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JIMMY.
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I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
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THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF GUY I
AM, DOUBLE D.
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I'M ALL HEART.
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RIGHT, ED?
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BERRIES, BERRIES,
ARE GOOD FOR YOUR HEART.
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THE MORE YOU EAT, THE MORE--
SHUT UP, ED.
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HEY, ROLF, WHAT'S IN THE BAG?
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LOT OF HOMEWORK TONIGHT, HUH?
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THIS HOMEWORK?
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ROLF HAS MUCH HOMEWORK.
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CERTAINLY NOT A LOAD OF BALONEY.
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NO, NO.
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WE HAVE FINISHED TALKING.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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LOOK OUT FOR THOSE
GOLD-DUSTED UNICORN HOOF PRINTS.
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BE STILL, MY BEATING HEART.
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AM I SCHFITSING?
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I AM!
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I AM, EDDY!
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QUIET.
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YOU'LL SCARE IT.
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[NEIGHS]
FAIRY TALES ARE TRUE!
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HOLD UP.
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I COULD HAVE SWORN I HAD SOME
RARE UNICORN FOOD AROUND HERE
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SOMEWHERE.
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OH, LOOKY.
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A MAGICAL UNICORN CRACKER.
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ONLY A QUARTER.
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FEED THE UNICORN, JIMMY.
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WEE!
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HEY, HEY, HEY, RELAX THERE,
SLUGGER.
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BUT I HAVEN'T MET HIM YET.
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HUGGING COSTS EXTRA.
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AAH!
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GRACIOUS, ED.
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YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST LEFT
YOUR SHOES ON.
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AAH!
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KEVIN WAS RIGHT!
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FAIRY TALES AREN'T TRUE!
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IT'S ALL A LIE!
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A LIE!
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ALL OF IT!
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IT AIN'T MY FAULT THAT FAIRY
TALE STUFF'S A LOAD OF BALONEY!
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[ECHOING] LOAD OF BALONEY!
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LOAD OF BALONEY!
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EVERYONE IS AFTER
ROLF'S LOAD OF BALONEY.
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YOU SHALL NOT HAVE IT.
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IT IS ROLF'S LOAD.
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LA LA LA LA...
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
JIMMY, IS THAT YOU?
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COME ON, DOUBLE D!
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CANDY STORE'S A-WAITING.
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AND IT'S WAITING A LOT.
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BIG BUTT.
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HUH?
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WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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I ATE A BIG BREAKFAST.
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SO WHAT?
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AH, SUCH SHAME.
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GORGED IN GUILT.
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OH, I WILL NOT SLEEP THIS NOR
ANY OTHER NIGHT KNOWING I HAD A
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HAND IN RUINING JIMMY'S INNOCENT
ENCHANTMENT OF FAIRY TALES.
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AW, HE'LL GET OVER IT.
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KIND OF REMINDS ME OF THE DAY MY
BROTHER TOLD ME CARTOONS WEREN'T
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REAL.
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SAY IT ISN'T SO, EDDY.
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YEP.
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GROWING UP SURE STINKS.
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OOH...
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SARAH, GUYS.
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JIMMY'S A ZOMBIE BECAUSE OF
YOUR STUPID UNICORN TRICK!
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A ZOMBIE?
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ED MUST TOUCH ZOMBIE!
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YOU'D BETTER FIX HIM BEFORE
SUNDOWN, OR YOU'RE GONNA BE DOG
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MEAT.
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GOT IT?
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SARAH, I ASSURE YOU THAT MY
ONLY WISH IS TO MAKE THINGS
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RIGHT.
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NO, IT ISN'T.
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I MEANT YES, YES, WE WILL MAKE
IT.
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WHERE IS THE LITTLE GUY?
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I MISS HIM SO.
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[THUNDER]
[SCREAMS]
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[THUNDER]
[SCREAMS]
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HI, LITTLE FELLOW!
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CONCENTRATE, EDDY.
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FAIRIES ARE SUPPOSED TO FLOAT
DAINTILY, NOT FLOUNDER
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HAPHAZARDLY.
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WHY, YOU DIRTY--
I'M THE LITTLEST FAIRY.
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TING!
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WITH A SPELL TO CHEER YOU UP ALL
BRIGHT AND MERRY.
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YOU DON'T EXIST.
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AND?
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IT'S NOT WORKING, DOUBLE D.
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JIMMY'S CLOUD WON'T GO AWAY.
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DOUBLE D?
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A TIDE OF JOY COMES YOUR WAY.
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I'M ALANIS, MERMAID OF THE SEA.
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A MYTHOLOGICAL GODDESS TO HELP
GUIDE YOU THROUGH.
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YOU'RE NOT REAL.
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HERE I GO.
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[YODELING]
YONKA, YONKA, YONKA.
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I'M NUGGET THE GNOME, AND I--AND
I TICKLE THE FEET OF SAD
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LITTLE--
GO AWAY, CHARLATAN.
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WHOA!
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WHAT IRONY IS THIS?
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A HORSESHOE MADE OF PURE GOLD?
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GOLD, YOU SAY?
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AS GOLD AS THE TOES OF MY
ONCE-BELOVED UNICORN CREATURE.
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BUT FAIRIES AND UNICORNS NO
LONGER EXIST TO ME.
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NOTHING BUT TORRID LIES.
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THIS 24-KARAT SHOE IS NOTHING
BUT A REMINDER OF MY GULLIBLE
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YOUTH.
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TELL YOU WHAT.
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IF IT'S WEARING YOU OUT SO MUCH,
I'LL GIVE YOU A QUARTER FOR IT.
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I'M RICH!
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I'M ROLLING IN DOUGH!
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I CAN RETIRE NOW!
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LOOK!
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IT'S MINE!
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PERHAPS YOU MAY WANT TO HAVE
A CLOSER LOOK, EDDY.
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WHAT?
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I'M AFRAID THIS IS NOTHING
MORE THAN A PLASTIC DENTAL
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RETAINER PAINTED WITH GOLD NAIL
POLISH.
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HORSES DON'T HAVE TEETH ON
THEIR FEET, DOUBLE D.
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HEE HEE!
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JIMMY'S HAPPY AGAIN.
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INDEED.
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WHAT?
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YOU BACKSTABBING LITTLE WEASEL!
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GIVE ME BACK MY QUARTER!
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WHAT'S THE X FOR?
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GOT THE FAIRY CREATURE'S
PROOF, JIMMY.
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WHOA.
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SAY, FLUFFY, YOU SURE MADE A
BELIEVER OUT OF ME, DUDE.
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I'D BETTER GO SPREAD THIS WITH
THE OTHERS AT SCHOOL.
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THEY'LL SURE WANT TO SEE THIS.
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NO, WAIT!
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KEV, COME BACK!
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[LAUGHTER]
THEY WERE ALL PART OF AN
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INGENIOUS, ELABORATE HOAX.
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ALL THAT FOR A STUPID
QUARTER.
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HOW DESPERATE CAN YOU GET?
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WELL, BEST PREPARE OUR FAIRY
TALE FOR SCHOOL TOMORROW.
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IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT OF
EXPLAINING TO GET OUT OF THIS
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PLOT HOLE.
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WHAT A LOAD OF BALONEY!
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ROLF, ARE YOU OK?
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YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.
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TOO LATE, VULTURES.
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ROLF HAS TAKEN CARE OF HIS LOAD
OF BALONEY FOR GOOD.
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[BURPS]
ROLF'S A HOOT, HUH, PLANK?
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MOTHER, OPERATION FOR ROLF,
I BEG YOU.
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HA HA HA!
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[BUZZING]
OH, TOO COOL!
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[BUZZING]
OH, TOO COOL!
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[BUZZING]
OH, TOO COOL!
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[BUGLE BLARING]
RANGERS, HALT!
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THE URBAN RANGERS WILL NOW
ENTICE YOU WITH THEIR DISCIPLINE
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AND DARING DO.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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[OOHS AND AHS]
YEAH, MORE, MORE!
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ARE THEY FANCY OR WHAT?
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URBAN LOSERS.
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POTENTIAL VACATIONERS OF THE
CUL-DE-SAC, AS YOU HAVE SEEN,
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YOU, TOO, CAN EASE THE BURDEN OF
DAILY CHORES.
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WHOA!
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AHH!
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COME JOIN THE URBAN RANGERS
AND BECOME THE MASTER OF THE
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MUNDANE, THE DUKE OF DUTIES.
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EARN BADGES,
IMPRESS YOUR RELATIVES.
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YOU DO HAVE TO ADMIRE THEIR
EFFORTS IN EDUCATING THE
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COMMUNITY, EDDY.
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AHH.
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ROLF SEES THE URBAN RANGERS ARE
FAR TOO DEMANDING FOR ONE WHOSE
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HEAD RESEMBLES THE SIDE TABLE TO
A COUCH.
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[LAUGHTER]
OK, TOUGH GUY.
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HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOU ON FOR THE
HARDEST BADGE YOU GOT RIGHT
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HERE, RIGHT NOW?
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HOLY MACKEREL.
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IS HE TALKING ABOUT THE--THE--
HAIRY CHEST OF RESILIENCE
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BADGE?
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NOBODY'S EARNED THAT BADGE IN
OVER 50 YEARS.
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THIS BADGE HAS TRAMPLED THE
EGGPLANTS OF MANY A BRAVE
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HOPEFUL WHO HAVE TRIED
TO OBTAIN IT.
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IMITATES CHICKEN]
I SMELL A CHICKEN.
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A CHICKEN, EDDY?
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YEP.
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A BIG URBAN, FREE-RANGER
CHICKEN.
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I GOT A BADGE FOR YOU,
MR. CHICKEN.
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HOW ABOUT THE GO HOME
AND LAY AN EGG BADGE?
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AH HA HA!
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ENOUGH!
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YOUR MOCKERY OF THE DOMESTIC
FOWL INSULTS ROLF.
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YOU KNOW NOT WHERE YOU TREAD,
ED, BOY.
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URBAN RANGERS!
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FOLLOW THE CHICKEN.
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FOLLOW THE CHICKEN.
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FOLLOW THE CHICKEN.
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EDDY, ACCORDING TO MY
CALCULATIONS, TAKING INTO
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CONSIDERATION MASS VERSUS HEIGHT
VERSUS THE SCOPE OF COVERAGE
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AND SHEER BODY HAIR, ROLF
SURPASSES YOU IN EVERY CATEGORY,
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EDDY.
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OH, YEAH?
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WELL, WHO CARES?
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I'LL SHOW THESE URBAN DWEEBS
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
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HEAR YE, HEAR YE.
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YOU BRAVE MEN ARE ABOUT TO
EMBARK ON A SERIES OF TESTS
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ORDAINED BY THE GRAND POOBAH OF
THE INTERNATIONAL
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URBAN RANGERHOOD.
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MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE CIRCLE OF
SUPREMACY.
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STINKS TO BE YOU, HUH,
FLATHEAD?
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THE CONTENDERS MUST ENDURE
WITHOUT A MURMUR, A MUMBLE, OR A
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MUTTER OF GRIEF IN ORDER TO EARN
THE COVETED HAIRY CHEST OF
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RESILIENCE BADGE.
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THE FIRST TEST--THE WAX OF
WAILING.
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ASSISTANTS ED AND DOUBLE D
LIBERALLY APPLY THE WAX TO
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EDDY'S LEG, ADHERE THE LEATHER
STRAP TO THE WAX, AND AWAIT MY
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SIGNAL.
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LUCKY.
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YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO
RENEGE, EDDY.
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IT'S IN THE BAG.
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ARE WE READY?
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[TOOT]
AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO
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[TOOT]
AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO
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MARKET.
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HO OH!
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HE WHOSE MOUTH IS LOUDER THAN
PAPA'S SUMMER SHORTS, ARE YOU
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READY TO CRY?
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[TOOT]
EDDY, I SYMPATHIZE THAT YOUR
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PAST DEALINGS WITH THE URBAN
RANGERS HAVE BEEN LESS THAN
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CORDIAL, BUT IS THIS REALLY
NECESSARY?
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I'M GONNA BEAT THEM AT THEIR
OWN GAME, SOCK HEAD, AND
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EVERYONE WILL SEE WHAT PHONIES
THEY ARE WHEN I'M WEARING THAT
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DUMB BADGE.
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GENTLEMEN, THE SECOND TEST IS
THE BUMPING OF THE FUNNY BONE.
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OH, DEAR.
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GATHER YOUR FORTITUDE, RANGER
TONY.
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[TOOT]
WHACK THE FUNNY BONE.
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[TOOT]
WHACK THE FUNNY BONE.
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DON'T MAKE ROLF COME UP
THERE, WOOD BOY.
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FASTER.
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FASTER, I SAY.
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FOR GOODNESS SAKE, EDDY.
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CONCEDE.
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NEVER.
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I GOT YOU.
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A MASSAGE FOR EDDY, DOUBLE D.
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FOR THE THIRD TEST, WEARING
ONLY YOUR BIRTHDAY SUITS, YOU
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MUST CRAWL THROUGH THE BRAMBLE
BUSH OF BELLYACHE.
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BIRTHDAY SUITS.
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NUDGE, NUDGE, WINK, WINK.
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ENOUGH!
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THE PRICKLY MAIDEN OF THE
BRAMBLE AWAITS.
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[TOOT]
BIRTHDAY BOMB!
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[TOOT]
BIRTHDAY BOMB!
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DID I WIN YET?
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FOOL!
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THE GREATEST TEST MUST YET BE
REALIZED.
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EDDY, THIS CHARADE OF
SELF-VALIDATION HAS GONE ON LONG
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ENOUGH.
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LOOK AT YOURSELF.
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YOU CAN BARELY STAND.
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PLEASE, EDDY.
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THROW IN THE TOWEL.
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END IT.
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NEITHER ED NOR I WILL THINK ANY
LESS OF YOU.
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I'LL THROW IN THE TOWEL WHEN
IT'S LAUNDRY DAY, DOUBLE D.
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[GRUMBLING]
THE NEXT TEST IS CALLED THE
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PENDULUM OF PROTEST.
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AS IT IS SAID IN YOUR COUNTRY,
LET HER ROCK.
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[TOOT]
YOU BOTH HAVE DONE WELL.
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00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,330
BUT THIS LAST TEST WILL
DETERMINE WHO WILL RECEIVE THE
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COVETED HAIRY CHEST OF
RESILIENCE BADGE.
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GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE
TOUR OF TEARS.
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00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:08,293
GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE
TOUR OF TEARS.
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00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:18,285
GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE
TOUR OF TEARS.
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00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:28,285
GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE
TOUR OF TEARS.
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00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:34,955
GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE
TOUR OF TEARS.
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WHAT?
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HA!
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DID I WIN YET?
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NO.
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CATCH YOU LATER, EDDY.
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HA HA!
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00:20:47,042 --> 00:20:48,502
OH, MY.
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00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:54,633
OH!
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[CHEERING]
AW...
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CAN I PLAY WITH HIM, DOUBLE D?
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ED, DON'T TOUCH.
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00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,915
NOW DID I WIN?
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00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:16,710
WELL, YOU PASSED OUT ONE
SECOND BEFORE ROLF, EDDY, SO
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00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:19,082
ROLF WON BY DEFAULT.
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00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:21,377
ONE LOUSY SECOND!
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00:21:21,458 --> 00:21:22,288
WOW.
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00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:24,285
COOL BADGE, ROLF.
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00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:26,285
LET ME SEE!
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00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:29,375
DUDE, YOU AREN'T WEARING THAT
TO SCHOOL, ARE YOU?
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00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:31,788
DO NOT TOUCH THE BADGE,
URCHINS OF PROCESSED CHEESE
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SPREAD.
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00:21:35,417 --> 00:21:36,667
URBAN BONEHEAD.
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00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:38,330
BE SAD NOT, EDDY.
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00:21:38,417 --> 00:21:40,077
YOU WON A BADGE, TOO.
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00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:41,787
NO WAY!
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00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:43,165
YES, EDDY.
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00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,210
THE RANGERS DID AWARD YOU
SOMETHING FOR YOUR EFFORT.
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00:21:46,042 --> 00:21:47,212
SUCKERS!
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00:21:47,292 --> 00:21:50,082
WHERE IS IT SO I CAN RUB IT IN
THEIR FACES?
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00:21:50,167 --> 00:21:51,127
HERE YOU GO.
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00:21:51,208 --> 00:21:53,248
THE CRYBABY BOO-HOO BADGE.
392
00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:55,003
SEE?
393
00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:56,753
THERE'S A LITTLE RATTLE ON IT.
394
00:21:56,833 --> 00:21:58,963
OF ALL THE--LET ME AT HIM!
395
00:21:59,042 --> 00:22:02,332
I'LL--NO!
396
00:22:02,417 --> 00:22:04,787
OH, GOODNESS.
397
00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:07,165
ED, I THINK EDDY DESERVES SOME
REST.
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00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:08,580
YES?
399
00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:10,497
I DON'T NEED NO STINKING
REST.
400
00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:13,673
I NEED A BIG STICK TO HIT ROLF
OVER THE HEAD WITH.
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00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,040
YOU HEARD HIM, EDDIE.
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00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,535
REST IS BEST.
403
00:22:16,625 --> 00:22:20,035
SO BE NO PEST, AND I'LL WEAR A
VEST.
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00:22:20,125 --> 00:22:28,955
ONE LOUSY SECOND!
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00:22:29,042 --> 00:22:32,332
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