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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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BBBBBB-YEAH.
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HEY, GUYS, WAKE UP!
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YOO-HOO!
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WHAT ARE YOU, BLIND?
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I'M RED-HOT, BABY!
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RIGHT HERE!
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PICK ME!
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WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
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THE LIGHT DON'T GET ANY GREENER.
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EDDY GOING ONCE.
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EDDY GOING TWICE.
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SOLD TO THE GUY WITH--
HIS SHRIEKS RIP THROUGH ROLF
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LIKE NANA'S CABBAGE STEW!
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CONTINUE, YES?
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RIGHT.
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NAZZ, YOU'RE ON MY TEAM.
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AWESOME!
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VERY WELL, THEN.
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ROLF CHOOSES THE STRENGTH OF
PEN LICKY BUCKETS, ED BOY.
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AH, KICKING THE BUCKET, GUYS.
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YO, JONNY, YOU'RE WITH ME.
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MAMA'S GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT!
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AH-HA!
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YOU GOTTA PICK ME NOW.
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ROLF CHOOSES THE WOOD, YES?
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OH, COME ON!
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IT'S A HUNK OF WOOD FOR CRYING
OUT LOUD!
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[WHISTLE BLOWING]
MY BALL!
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OVER HERE, KEV!
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ED, BOY.
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CATCH ME FLYING SPHERE!
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I GOT HIM COVERED, GUYS.
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NICE CATCH, MONOBROW.
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DID WE WIN?
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YEAH, MISS DORK WORLD.
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DAD WILL BE SO PROUD.
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DID YOU SEE PLANK OUT THERE?
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WHAT A MIND.
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HA!
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SHOULDA, COULDA, WOULDA IF YOU'D
PICKED MOI.
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SHOULDA, COULDA, WOULDA IF YOU'D
PICKED MOI.
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WHAT'S WITH YOU?
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BRACE YOURSELVES, GENTLEMEN,
FOR I HAVE BEEN ELECTED BY THE
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JOURNALIST CLUB TO ACT AS THE
NEW EDITOR OF THE "PEACH TREE
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JUNIOR HIGH TATTLER."
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OH, I KNOW.
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I WAS SPEECHLESS, AS WELL.
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PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO ASSIST ME
IN THIS GOOD CAUSE?
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GET REAL!
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I'D RATHER WEAR ED'S UNDERWEAR
FOR A WEEK.
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NOT TODAY, EDDY.
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I'M FLYING SOLO.
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HOW 'BOUT YOU, ED?
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ARE YOU READY TO TAKE THAT FIRST
STEP INTO THE EXCITING WORLD OF
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JOURNALISM?
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AS LONG AS I DON'T GET ANY ON
MY SHOES, DOUBLE D.
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MY MOM HAS GOT NEW CARPET.
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[BELL RINGING]
THAT'S THE SPRIT, ED.
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I'LL SUPPLY YOU WITH THE
NEWSPAPERS AND THE COLLECTION
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BOX.
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STOP THE PRESSES!
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COLLECTION?
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LIKE IS CASH?
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WHERE DO I SIGN, OLD PAL OF
MINE?
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WHERE DO I SIGN, OLD PAL OF
MINE?
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WHERE DO I SIGN, OLD PAL OF
MINE?
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[BUZZING]
EXTRA!
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EXTRA!
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KIDS PELT ED WHEN CAN'T SELL
SCHOOL PAPERS.
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NOT A ONE.
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JIMMY MAKES SHORTCAKE?
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I WOULDN'T LINE A BIRDCAGE WITH
THIS BUNK.
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I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW JIMMY'S
SHORTCAKES ARE THE BEST I'VE--
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WHERE'S THE SCANDAL?
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THAT'S WHAT SELLS PAPERS.
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YEP.
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BECAUSE SANDALS ARE BAKED FRESH
DAILY, DOUBLE D.
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IGNORE HIM.
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JUST STICK TO THE SCRIPT.
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FINE.
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I'LL BE THE FIRST TO ADMIT THE
LAST FEW EDITIONS HAVE BEEN
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SOMEWHAT LACKING.
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BUT THAT'S ALL ABOUT TO CHANGE,
EDDY.
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MY SOURCES TELL ME THAT THE
KNITTING CLUB IS ATTEMPTING TO
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DARN THE WORLD'S LARGEST DOILY!
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WOW!
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THAT'S LIKE THE SCOOP OF A
LIFETIME, DOUBLE D!
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YOU BETTER WHOOP IT ON OVER
THERE BEFORE THEIR ARTERIES
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HARDEN.
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ARTERIES?
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TOUCH THE ARTERY!
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TOUCH THE ARTERY!
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SAY CHEESE.
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FORGET HIM!
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COME ON, LUMPY!
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WE'RE GONNA TURN THIS RAG INTO A
WORLD-CLASS MONEY MACHINE!
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ANYWAY...
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THERE'S PAPER UP.
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THERE'S PAPER UP.
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THERE'S PAPER UP.
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THERE'S PAPER UP.
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OH, LOOK, IT'S ME!
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IT SAYS, "MINIATURE MUTANT
ALIENS HAVE COLONIZED ED'S HEAD
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AND ARE MINING BUBBLEGUM FROM
HIS SKULL!"
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OH.
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THIS BUBBA BOPPLE SURE IS A
SMART GUY.
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THAT'S BOBBY BLABBY, IDIOT.
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THE TABLOID REPORTER
EXTRAORDINAIRE.
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YEP.
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I GOT THE DIRTIES DISHES THIS
SIDE OF...
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DIRTY DISHDOM.
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LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE.
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FORK BOY CREATED.
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I GOT TOMORROW'S HEADLINE, EDD!
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FORK-BOY CREATED IN COOKING
CLASS.
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MEATBALL'S JABBED AS TEACHERS
RUN FOR NAPKINS.
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I LIKE THAT.
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YOU STILL HERE?
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GET OUT THERE AND MAKE ME SOME
CASH, PAPER BOY.
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I'M ALREADY GOING, BABY
BUBBA.
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THAT'S BOBBY BLABBY!
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MY FICKLE FINGERS JUST AREN'T
FORCEFUL ENOUGH, SARAH.
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DO YOU HEAR THEM, SARAH?
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IT'S THE VIENNA BOYS CHOIR.
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THEY'RE SINGING.
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EXTRA, EXTRA!
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NAZZ KICKED OFF CHEERLEADING
SQUAD.
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WHAT?!
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LET ME SEE THAT.
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OH, BOBBY BLABBY SAYS HEAD
CHEERLEADER NAZZ WAS LET GO FOR
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REFUSING TO SHAVE HER LEGS.
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25 CENTS, PLEASE.
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HEY!
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"ED'S BABY SISTER PART OF A
SECRET CHIMP FOGHORN RACE."
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BOY, JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU
KNOW SOMEONE.
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[CRYING]
SARAH?
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DON'T LOOK AT ME!
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SARAH, THEY'RE SINGING AGAIN.
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ROLF BEGS OF YOU, WILFRED.
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YOU MUST WALK ON 2 FEET, YES?
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LIKE ROLF.
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GOOD, WILFRED.
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VERY GOOD.
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HELLO, TEACHER.
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ROLF IS READY TO TAKE
THE TEST.
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[SQUEALING]
PAPER, MISTER?
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ONLY A QUARTER.
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JONNY 2 X 4 FORAGED INTO HIS
NOSTRIL AND FOUND THE LOST CITY
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OF ATLANTIS YESTERDAY.
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HEY, ROLF.
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT KEVIN HAVING
THE WORLD'S BIGGEST COLLECTION
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OF SPANDEX BIKE SHORTS UNDER HIS
MATTRESS?
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ROLF SEES NO CITY.
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ONLY DARKNESS AND SESAME SEEDS.
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SOME PAL YOU ARE, MAN.
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YOU PLAYED ME FOR A PATSY.
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ROLF KNEW NOTHING OF YOUR
ELASTIC SHORTS LEISURE DELIGHTS.
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SAY WHAT?
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DIDN'T YOU TELL BOBBY BLABBY
THAT YOU WANT TO BULLDOZE MY
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HOUSE TO BUILD A REST HOME FOR
YOUR NANA?
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WHAT BARBARIAN WOULD ALLOW?
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THEY'RE NEVER TO REST!
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I'LL TALK.
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I'LL TALK!
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SHE'S IN THERE.
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I KNOW IT WAS YOU THAT WENT
TO BOBBY BLABBY WITH THAT HAIRY
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LEG STORY, MONKEY FACE.
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WHAT YOU CALL ME?
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[SCREAMING]
NICE TRY.
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KNOCK HER BUTT INTO NEXT
WEEK, SARAH.
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SAYS HERE YOUR BUTT WAS
KNOCKED 2 THURSDAYS FROM NOW BY
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THE GIRL'S CURLING CLUB.
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LIES, LIES, ALL LIES!
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I AM PROUD TO INTRODUCE THIS
BOBBY BLABBY TO ROLF'S FIST OF
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PUNCTUALITY!
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HEY, GET IN LINE!
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IF ANYBODY'S HAVING THE LAST
LAUGH, I'M HAVING IT FIRST.
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COUNT ME AND PLANK OUT.
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WE REALLY LIKE THIS RAG.
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EXTRA, EXTRA!
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WE'RE SWIMMING IN THE PRESS
POOL.
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LOOK AT ALL THIS MOOLAH.
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JUST THINK, ED, WE'LL DOUBLE IT.
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NO, TRIPLE IT WITH THESE STORIES
I JUST MADE UP.
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WELL THAT LEAD LED NOWHERE.
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SEEMS THERE IS NO KNITTING CLUB.
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LACK OF INTEREST.
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FORGET THE KNITTING CLUB.
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CHECK OUT THE DOUGH I RAKED IN.
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I RAKED, TOO.
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MY WORD!
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THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN.
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THE CONFERENCE OF THE STUDENT
FUND WILL BE GREATLY ENRICHED BY
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THIS WEEK'S TURNOVER.
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STUDENT FUND?
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WHY, YES.
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THE SCHOOL PAPER IS A NON-PROFIT
ORGANIZING.
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ALL PROCEEDS DUE TO THE SCHOOL.
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LIKE HECK THEY ARE.
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THE MONEY'S MINE!
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WHO'S THIS BOBBY BLABBY GUY?
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HELLO, LOYAL READER.
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BETTER SPILL THE BEANS
MR. EDITOR, OR YOU'RE PAPER
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PULP.
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00:10:05,042 --> 00:10:07,712
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.
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WHO WROTE THIS STUFF?
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MINIATURE ALIENS?
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HAIRY LEGS?
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LOST CITIES AND SPANDEX BICYCLE
SHORTS?
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WHO INDEED IS BOBBY BLABBY?
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EDDY, CARE TO EXPLAIN?
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WHAT?
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COULDN'T TELL YOU.
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SOUNDS LIKE A JERK.
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YOU DROPPED YOUR LOOT, BABY
BOO-BOO.
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IT'S BOBBY BLABBY!
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GET IT RIGHT!
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OOPS.
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BOBBY BLABBY WAS A FAKE
BUDDY!
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IT SAYS, "THE KNITTING CLUB
FINALLY FORMED WITH ONLY ONE
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MEMBER."
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EXTRA, EXTRA!
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EDDY FORCED TO KNIT WORLD'S
LARGEST DOILY!
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MR. EDDY, ANY POINTERS
TO SHARE WITH OUR READERS
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ON YOUR NEWFOUND EXTRA
CURRICULAR MORTIFICATION?
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GET LOST.
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EDDY DEMANDS DESOLATION AS HE
DOTES ON DISTINGUISHED DOILY.
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SOUNDS LIKE A FRONT-PAGER.
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SMELLS LIKE A BACK-PAGER.
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I HATE DOILIES!
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I HATE DOILIES!
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I HATE DOILIES!
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GEE, NICE HEAD, ED.
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HA HA.
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ED!
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THAT ISN'T THE CORRECT WAY TO
USE THE SCHOOL BLOOD PRESSURE
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GAUGE.
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COME ON!
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I'M STARVING.
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KNOCK YOURSELF OUT HELPING THE
SCHOOL NURSE, SOCK HEAD, BUT
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IT'S WHOPPER WEINER WEDNESDAY IN
THE CAF.
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WHOPPER WEINER WEDNESDAY,
DOUBLE D!
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[BELL RINGING]
OH, VERY WELL, THEN.
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I SUPPOSE SOME NOURISHMENT WOULD
BE--
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WAIT.
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JUST A QUICK CATEGORIZATION OF
THESE COTTON SWABS, AND...
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[SCREAMING]
100 FREE THROWS IN A ROW!
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YAY!
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YOUR PLANK'S HERO, KEVIN!
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IF YOU SAY SO.
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WOWZERS!
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OVER HERE, KEVIN.
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OH, MAN.
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GET INTO IT, WILL YOU?
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WHAT, LIKE THIS?
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HEY, MAN, WHAT GIVES?
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ROLF HONORS KEVIN WITH A
POSTERIOR PUNT OF PRAISE.
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RAH, KEVIN!
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[CHANTING "KEVIN."]
TICK-TOCK.
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TICK-TOCK.
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TICK--
LOOK AT THOSE SAPS!
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IT'S LIKE THEY WORSHIP HIM.
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[CHEERING]
EDDY, A POOR SELF-IMAGE HAS
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HE THAT ENVIES HIS FELLOW MAN'S
ACCOLADES.
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FORGET ACAPULCO.
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WHAT MAKES STUPID KEVIN SO
SPECIAL?
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I BET KEVIN CAN'T DO THIS.
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OUCH.
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AAH!
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OH, DEAR.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT
TOOK ME TO--
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TO ARRANGE IN ALPHA-NUMERICAL
ORDER THOSE CONFIDENTIAL STUDENT
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MEDICAL FILES?
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ED, DO YOU?
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WAS IT LONGER THAN A BREAD
BOX?
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HEY, LISTEN TO THIS.
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IT SAYS HERE OLD SHOVEL CHIN CAB
IS SCARED OF NEEDLES!
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EDDY, NO!
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YOU CAN'T READ THIS.
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THAT'S KEVIN'S PERSONAL FILE.
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THE LEVEL OF PHOBIA, OR AS YOU
SO ELOQUENTLY PUT IT, "SCARED OF
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NEEDLES" IS QUITE COMMONPLACE,
EDDY.
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UM...
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WIENIE TOAST, SARAH!
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00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:53,328
LOOK, IT'S HIM!
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[CHEERING]
HE'S SO DEXTEROUS.
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WOULD YOU LIKE SOME KETCHUP,
KEVIN?
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00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:07,207
AFTER YOU, AMIGO.
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I'M THE LUCKIEST BOY IN THE
WORLD!
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YAY!
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HELLO, STUDENTS.
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WELL, IF IT AIN'T FLORENCE
DORKENDALE AND NURSE
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TWERPENSTEIN.
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00:15:19,792 --> 00:15:24,422
[LAUGHING]
OH, LAUGH IT UP.
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NURSE ASSISTANT ED, IT SEEMS ONE
OF OUR STUDENTS HAS YET TO GET
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HIS VACCINATION.
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00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:37,290
LUCKY FOR HIM, TODAY'S BOOSTER
SHOT DAY.
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HAND THEM THE LEAFLET, LUMPY.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,670
IT AIN'T BOOSTER SHOT DAY, IS
IT?
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TELL THEM TO LINE UP IN THE
GYM, BONEHEAD.
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DID I DO GOOD, EDDY?
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SHUT UP, STUPID.
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00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:06,877
THAT'S MY LINE, EDDY.
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00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:10,418
HEY, ROLF, THAT WEINER LOOKS
DANGEROUSLY HOT.
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LET'S POKE IT JUST TO MAKE SURE.
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KEVIN FAINTED!
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DUDE, ARE YOU OK?
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00:16:22,042 --> 00:16:22,712
HUH?
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WHAT?
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UH...
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SEE WHAT?
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00:16:26,125 --> 00:16:27,035
OH, THE COACH.
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YEAH, CALLING ME.
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GOTTA GO.
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RIGHT.
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00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:30,498
SEE YOU.
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00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:33,213
SO MUCH FOR MR. HOT-SHOT
JOCK-BOY.
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00:16:33,042 --> 00:16:36,132
TOUGH GUY'S CHICKEN OF A LOUSY
LITTLE NEEDLE.
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00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:39,078
[LAUGHING]
TOO RICH.
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00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:40,127
NEEDLE?
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00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,498
RUN AWAY!
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00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:45,463
EVIL POINTY BAD FOR US, EDDY!
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RELAX, ED.
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00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:49,213
YOU'RE NOT GETTING A NEEDLE.
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00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:50,752
NOBODY IS.
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IT'S A JOKE.
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GET IT?
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ON KEVIN?
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NOT FUNNY, EDDY.
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00:16:56,042 --> 00:16:57,882
DING DING!
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ROUND 2.
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ROUND 2.
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OK.
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00:17:16,292 --> 00:17:17,632
CHILL.
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00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:19,078
IT'S NO BIG DEAL, DUDE.
340
00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:23,787
IT'S JUST A DUMB NEEDLE.
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00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:26,955
[SCREAMING]
OH, MAN.
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00:17:27,042 --> 00:17:35,042
THAT'S GONNA BE ME!
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00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:38,075
WE BETTER STERILIZE THESE
SHARP NEEDLES, ED.
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00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:47,167
SAY, THEY'RE BIG, MONOBROW.
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00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:56,210
[LAUGHING]
NEEDLE BRAIN!
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00:17:56,042 --> 00:18:00,252
OUCH!
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00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:06,713
[LAUGHING]
COME ON, ED.
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00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:08,002
MAN, I'M GOOD.
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00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:15,713
[LAUGHING]
[BELL RINGING]
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FINALLY.
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00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:18,377
TIDIED, ORGANIZED, AND FILED.
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00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:22,828
NOW, TO RETURN THIS--
ME AND PLANK ARE NEXT, NURSE
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ASSISTANT DOUBLE D.
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00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:26,040
GOOD LORD, JONNY.
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00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:28,325
MAKE YOURSELF DECENT, MAN!
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00:18:28,417 --> 00:18:30,167
MOM, LIKE I LOVE YOU, OK?
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00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,500
LIKE JUST IN CASE--
I HEARD THOSE THINGS COULD
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PUT A HOLE THROUGH A TRACK TIRE,
JIMMY!
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00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:36,577
OWIE, SARAH.
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00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:38,787
WEIRD.
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00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:39,705
DOUBLED EDD, BOY.
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00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:41,082
ROLF BEGS YOU.
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00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:43,037
TAKE THIS TO YOUR PROPER
SPECIES, PLACE YOU ON A BOAT,
364
00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:51,325
AND MAKE GREAT WITH YOUR
PAIN-FILLED POKE.
365
00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:54,667
WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO
EVERYONE?
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00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:56,130
WHAT'S THIS?
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00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:58,078
BOOSTER SHOT DAY?
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00:18:58,167 --> 00:19:02,577
TODAY?
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00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:04,127
OH, KEVIN.
370
00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:06,038
THERE HE IS!
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00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:16,325
BE A GOOD BOY, AND I'LL GIVE YOU
A LOLLIPOP!
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00:19:16,417 --> 00:19:18,127
AH HA!
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00:19:18,208 --> 00:19:20,578
STICK OUT YOUR ARM, YOU BIG
BABY.
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00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:21,577
NO WAY.
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00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:22,917
BACK OFF, MAN!
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00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,580
WHO'S THE BIG SHOT NOW, HUH?
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00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:25,997
GET IT?
378
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,213
BIG SHOT?
379
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:27,832
HA HA!
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00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:28,877
I'M TOO GOOD.
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00:19:28,958 --> 00:19:32,168
[LAUGHING]
PARDON ME, EDDY.
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00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,630
BUT THERE SEEMS TO BE A TAD OF
CONFUSION ON THIS BOOSTER SHOT
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00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:36,578
DAY.
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00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:39,457
I HAVE NO SCHEDULED VACCINATIONS
ON ROSTER FOR TODAY.
385
00:19:39,542 --> 00:19:41,042
WHAT?
386
00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:42,245
WELL, IT'S WRONG!
387
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:45,293
[LAUGHING]
HERE IT COMES!
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00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:48,955
[LAUGHING]
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, MISTER!
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00:19:49,042 --> 00:19:52,462
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU'D
EXPLOIT POOR KEVIN'S PHOBIA FOR
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00:19:52,542 --> 00:19:56,082
YOUR DEPRAVED
SELF-GRATIFICATION.
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00:19:56,167 --> 00:19:59,877
GOOD BUTTOCK FINDS ITS OWN
BENCH, EDDY.
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00:19:59,958 --> 00:20:05,168
WHY THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS IN AN
UPROAR AT YOUR INSIDIOUS PRANK.
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00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:06,920
AAH!
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00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,170
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT POKER!
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00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,080
IT'S AFTER ME.
396
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,787
AAH!
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00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:15,955
[SCREAMING]
OH, IS IT GONNA HURT!
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00:20:16,042 --> 00:20:17,082
WATCH THIS!
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00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:19,167
IT'LL KILL YOU, DOUBLE D.
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00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:30,250
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
401
00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:33,133
THAT WAS REAL FUNNY, DORKY.
402
00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:35,328
SO I GUESS IT'S MY TURN, RIGHT?
403
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:37,997
KISS YOUR FACE GOOD-BYE, LOSER.
404
00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:40,633
WAIT, USE ED'S FACE.
405
00:20:40,708 --> 00:20:42,458
HE DOESN'T NEED IT.
406
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,042
FORE!
407
00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:44,535
WAIT!
408
00:20:44,625 --> 00:20:45,995
WAIT, DOUBLE D.
409
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:47,713
GIVE HIM ONE OF THOSE HEALTH
PAMPHLETS OR WHATEVER YOU DO.
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00:20:47,792 --> 00:20:49,632
MOVE IT OR LOSE IT, DOUBLE D.
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00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:52,578
IF I MAY, I THINK I HAVE A
SOLUTION MUCH MORE FITTING THAN
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00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:56,167
THE CLICHE ACT OF CARTOON
BARBARISM.
413
00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:01,460
[WHISPERING]
[LAUGHING]
414
00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:04,002
OH, NOT FAIR.
415
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:11,633
SIT.
416
00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:18,578
[BELL RINGING]
THE NURSE IS READY FOR YOU,
417
00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:20,127
KEVIN.
418
00:21:20,208 --> 00:21:20,918
GOOD.
419
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,210
THIS AIN'T A BAD READ.
420
00:21:22,292 --> 00:21:25,172
YOU COULD TAKE NOTES TO FULLY
BENEFIT FROM THE INFORMATION.
421
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,290
IT'S SO, UM...
422
00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:28,415
DON'T PUSH IT.
423
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:29,250
UH, YES.
424
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:30,083
OF COURSE.
425
00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:30,997
HEY, LET ME GO!
426
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,543
UNTIE ME!
427
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,075
I FOUND HIM IN THE SCIENCE
CUPBOARD PRETENDING TO BE A
428
00:21:35,167 --> 00:21:38,667
STUFFED BEAVER, DOUBLE D.
429
00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:40,000
THE NURSE THANKS YOU, EDDY.
430
00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:41,083
OH, YEAH?
431
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:42,417
WHAT FOR?
432
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:45,040
FOR HELPING KEVIN CONQUER HIS
FEAR OF NEEDLES BY LETTING HIM
433
00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:48,625
WITNESS THE SAFE AND EASY
ADMINISTRATION OF A REAL BOOSTER
434
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:54,828
SHOT.
435
00:21:54,917 --> 00:21:56,037
OH, NO YOU DON'T!
436
00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:57,915
NOT ME!
437
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,960
WORRY NOT, LITTLE MAN, 'CAUSE
YOU GET TO HAVE A LOLLIPOP
438
00:22:01,042 --> 00:22:02,082
AFTER.
439
00:22:02,167 --> 00:22:03,917
MOMMY!
440
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:08,000
SWEET.
441
00:22:08,083 --> 00:22:09,753
LET'S--NO, DON'T DO IT!
442
00:22:09,833 --> 00:22:12,003
I'M TOO YOUNG!
443
00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:15,043
NEEDLE!
444
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,745
UH-OH.
445
00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:20,213
I HATE NEEDLES!
446
00:22:20,292 --> 00:22:28,082
[LAUGHING]
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
447
00:22:28,167 --> 00:22:31,577
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
448
00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:43,747
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--]
449
00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:44,963
ED, EDD, N' EDDY!
450
00:22:45,042 --> 00:22:45,132
BBBBBB-YEAH.
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