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[WHISTLING]
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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BBBBB, YEAH!
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[GIGGLING]
GET READY TO DIE, DRAGON!
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[GIGGLING]
[BURP]
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DON'T HURT ME, BRAVE KNIGHT!
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[GIGGLING]
I'M OK.
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[GROWLING, LAUGHING]
I SLAY YOU NOW, DRAGON.
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[GIGGLING]
LOOK, SARAH, FISH AND CHIPS
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HAVE FRIENDS VISITING.
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HOLY COW, JIMMY.
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THEY LOOK LIKE BABIES.
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REALLY?
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BABIES?
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I THINK SO, JIMMY.
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WELL, WHERE DO BABIES
COME FROM, SARAH?
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BEATS THE HECK OUT OF ME,
JIMMY.
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BLUE, 44.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
BLUE, 44.
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HUT!
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HUT!
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HUT!
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NOT TOO SHABBY, HUH?
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AWESOME.
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THANKS, DUDE.
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YO, NAZZ.
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MAKING JAM?
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[GIGGLES] IF YOU SAY SO.
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NAZZ!
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KEVIN!
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
MY FISHES HAD BABIES!
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OH, THAT'S RAD, JIMMY.
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[GIGGLES]
HEY, YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE
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BABIES COME FROM?
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[GIGGLES]
BABIES, HUH?
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WHERE DO THEY COME FROM?
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UH...
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THEY GROW ON TREES,
LIKE APPLES.
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[GIGGLING]
EH, GO FIGURE.
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[GIGGLING]
HE'S GOT THE TREE PART RIGHT,
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BUT THE REST OF IT
IS A PILE OF MALARKEY.
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PLANK AND I KNOW WHERE BABIES
COME FROM.
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WE SAW LAST SPRING.
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RIGHT, BUDDY?
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COME ON.
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[WHISTLING]
SEE? THIS IS A NEST.
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YOU NEED TO BUILD ONE
FOR THE BABIES.
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OOH!
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PLANK WANTS TO BE MAMA BIRD,
AND YOU GUYS ARE THE EGGS.
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I DON'T SEE ANY BABIES,
JONNY.
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SHH.
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YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE WARMTH
OF MAMA BIRD TO HATCH YOU.
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THIS IS STUPID.
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I'M GETTING A CRAMP, SARAH.
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DING!
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READY!
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NOW YOU KNOW.
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THAT'S WHERE BABIES COME FROM.
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[WHIMPERING]
MAMA BIRD SAYS IT'S TIME TO
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FEED THE BABY.
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[GIGGLING]
[BIRD SQUAWKS]
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[SLURPING]
I SWALLOWED A WIGGLY!
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[MOANS]
JONNY, YOU IDIOT!
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[CRASH]
THAT'S IT!
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YOU'RE PULP!
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STOP!
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HAVE YOU GONE CRAZY?
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WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS
QUE SERA SERA?
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FATHEAD MADE JIMMY
EAT A WORM!
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SPARE US YOUR SORROW.
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IS THIS ACCUSATION TRUE?
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ONE IS A LONELY NUMBER, JIMMY?
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ALL WE WANTED TO KNOW WAS
WHERE BABIES CAME FROM, ROLF.
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HELLO!
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[BAA]
FLUFFY!
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WHOA, NELLY!
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COME AND ROLF WILL EXPLAIN
AS ROLF WAS TOLD.
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[HUMMING]
THESE WORDS ROLF IS ABOUT TO
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SHARE HAVE BEEN WHISPERED DOWN
THE BUSHY EARS OF ROLF'S
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FOREFATHERS.
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ARE YOU READY TO ACCEPT
THE DISCLOSURE OF NEWBORN LIFE?
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[INHALES]
YOU ARE CHILDREN.
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GO AWAY.
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ADIEU.
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DARN IT.
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WE'LL NEVER KNOW, SARAH.
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SOMEBODY'S GOTTA KNOW, JIMMY.
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HEY!
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[BOTH SCREAMING]
BRR.
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GOT GOOSEBUMPS?
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WELL, NOT ANYMORE.
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BE THE FIRST ON YOUR BLOCK
TO GET YOUR VERY OWN
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CUSTOM-BUILT, SWEAT-INDUCING
SWEATER!
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SELL IT, ED.
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WHAT?
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WHAT?
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UHH.
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BUT, EDDY, WE JUST WANT--
TWO?
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NO PROBLEMO.
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I'LL GET GRAMMA DOUBLE D
RIGHT ON IT.
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KNIT ONE, PURL TWO.
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OH, CURSES.
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I MISSED A STITCH.
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GET OVER IT, YOU OLD COOT.
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OUR CUSTOMERS HERE
WANT TWO SWEATERS PRONTO.
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[LAUGHS]
WE DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID
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SWEATERS, FISHFACE.
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WE WANT TO KNOW WHERE
BABIES COME FROM!
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[BUZZER]
BABIES?
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I GOT THIS ONE, EDDY.
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HA HA HA HA.
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BABIES COME FROM STORKS.
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THEY FLY THROUGH THE NIGHT
CARRYING BUNDLES OF JOY
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IN THEIR BEAKS, AND--
[GASP]
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THAT SCHLEP DON'T KNOW WHERE
BABIES COME FROM.
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BUT I DO.
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IT'S A SECRET, YOU KNOW.
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YEP, MY BROTHER TOLD ME.
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EXCUSE ME, BUT I COULDN'T
HELP OVERHEARING.
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I--
NO!
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OF COURSE, THIS KIND OF INFO
AIN'T CHEAP.
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50 CENTS AND I'LL LET YOU IN ON
THE WAYS OF THE WORLD.
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TELL US, EDDY.
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TELL US, PLEASE!
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YOU BETTER BE RIGHT.
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ED, EDDY'S SELF-SERVING
ATTEMPT TO EDUCATE THE CHILDREN
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COULD BRING IRREVERSIBLE HARM
TO THEIR YOUTHFUL, GOOD-NATURED
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WAYS.
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PERHAPS A MORE SENSITIVE
EXPLANATION IS IN ORDER.
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[CRASH]
THAT STAYED ON, DOUBLE D.
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READY?
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OK.
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HERE IT IS.
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YOU KNOW THAT LINT YOU FIND
IN YOUR BELLY BUTTON?
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WELL, IF YOU DON'T CLEAN IT OUT,
IT GROWS.
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AND WHEN IT GETS BIG ENOUGH,
IT RUNS AWAY BEHIND THE COUCH
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AND WAITS THERE, JIGGLING.
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GETS EVEN BIGGER.
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THEN IT GROWS INTO A BABY,
AND AT NIGHT, THEY COME OUT
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AND FEED ON TABLE SCRAPS.
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THAT'S WHY BABIES SMELL SO BAD.
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STOP! STOP!
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I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE.
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SARAH!
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GREETINGS, CHILDREN.
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I'M BUZZY DOUBLE B.
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I'M HERE TO EDUCATE, UM, YOU
TO THE TRUTH OF LIFE'S
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BEGINNING.
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CARE TO FOLLOW ME INTO MY HIVE?
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[BEEP]
LOOK, SARAH.
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A BUMBLEBEE HIVE.
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THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE
FUN, JIMMY.
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HEY! WHAT'S WITH YOU?
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CATERED TO BY INDUSTRIOUS
WORKER BEES, A QUEEN HONEY BEE
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IS CAPABLE OF LAYING SEVERAL
HUNDRED LARVAL SACS
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EVERY MINUTE.
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GROSS!
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COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!
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[CRASH]
CAPTAIN STORK REPORTING FOR
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DUTY, KIDS.
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NOR RAIN, SLEET, OR INGROWN
HAIRS CAN KEEP ME FROM
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DELIVERING MY BABIES.
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THEY'RE CLUELESS!
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THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE BABIES
COME FROM.
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STORKS, EDDY.
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OOH!
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[CRASH]
EXCUSE ME, EDDY, BUT YOUR
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EXPLANATION IS JUST AS MISGUIDED
AS ED'S.
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OH, AND LIKE YOU KNOW WHERE
BABIES COME FROM.
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I MOST CERTAINLY DO.
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DO NOT.
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DO TOO.
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[INDISTINCT]
WHERE'S YOUR BABIES NOW,
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CAPTAIN STUPID STORK?
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OW!
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OHH!
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AH-HA!
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WHY, YOU--
AAH!
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OH!
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AAH!
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
BANZAI!
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RUN, ED!
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COME HERE, YOU...
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EDDY'S MAD, DOUBLE D.
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I'M WELL AWARE OF THAT, ED.
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BORING!
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AH-HA!
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COME ON, JIMMY.
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LET'S GO MAKE SOME MUD PIES.
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I LOVE PLAYING IN THE MUD,
SARAH.
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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
WHERE'S MY 50 CENTS?
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[COUGHING]
OH, WAY TO GO, SOCKHEAD.
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YOU SCARED 'EM OFF WITH ALL YOUR
STUPID SCIENCE MUMBO JUMBO.
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OUCH.
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AND YOUR THEORY KEPT 'EM
ENTERTAINED?
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OH, THERE, THERE, DOUBLE D.
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IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT THAT
YOU ARE SO USELESS.
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IF I MAY RE-IRRITATE,
BABIES COME FROM STORKS.
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[SPUTTERING]
THINK, ED.
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A CHILD IS FAR TOO HEAVY A LOAD
FOR A BIRD TO CARRY.
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SAYS YOU.
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[INHALES]
HEY!
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PUT ME DOWN, YOU LUNKHEAD.
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DOUBLE D!
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DO SOMETHING!
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BABIES ARE BORN AS THUS.
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[SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY]
[CRASH]
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SEE, DOUBLE D?
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SLEEPING LIKE A BABY.
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BOY, IT SURE DOES STINK
WHEN I'M RIGHT.
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[SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY]
ED, HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
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WHAT?
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HEY, DOUBLE D!
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[HONK HONK]
HUH?
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MY HEAD'S STILL ON, DOUBLE D.
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HEY!
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[RINGING]
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SPACE CADET ED HAS RETURNED!
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CLUTCHING AT THE PROVERBIAL
STRAWS, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?
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KEEP PAINTING, REMBRANDT,
AND LEAVE THE MOOLAH-MAKING
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TO ME.
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IT'S A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME
OPPORTUNITY, KEV.
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MOON ROCKS, ALL THE WAY
FROM SPACE!
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HEY, WHAT THE--
PUT ME DOWN, YOU--
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SPACE CADET ED RETURNING TO
BASE, DOUBLE D.
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GET AWAY FROM ME, SPACE DORK,
OR I'LL SHOVE THESE MOON ROCKS
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RIGHT UP YOUR--
[TRUMPET PLAYING]
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HAIL, HAIL.
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THE URBAN RANGERS BRING TIDINGS
FROM ACROSS THE GREAT
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MASSES OF WATER.
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WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?
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DELIVERING MAIL FROM OUR
PEN PALS, EDDY.
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REMEMBER?
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OUR ASSIGNMENT FROM
INTERNATIONAL STUDIES.
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WHY, I CAN HARDLY CONTAIN MYSELF
AWAITING A REPLY FROM MY NEW
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NORWEGIAN FRIEND GERTA.
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FOR YOU, BUCKETHEAD ED BOY.
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AND FOR YAKETY-YAK EDD BOY.
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AND THE NOBODY'S HOME ED BOY.
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ROLF MUST DELIVER THIS
CORRESPONDENCE TO ALL
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THAT PROMISE TO KEEP
THE BOOTLICKER AT THE
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[INDISTINCT]
"DEAR MR. EDWARD,
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YOUR VILLAGE SOUNDS MANY GOOD.
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I STRETCH MY EAR TO KNOW MORE."
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00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:11,083
ISN'T HER COMMAND OF THE ENGLISH
LANGUAGE ADORABLE?
246
00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:13,707
CHECK OUT THE HEAD
ON THIS GUY.
247
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:16,462
"MY NAME IS YUK, AND I AM
FROM KOREA."
248
00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:19,002
IS HE SCREAMING TO GET
FLEECED OR WHAT?
249
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:20,503
OOH.
250
00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:25,213
MY FRIEND SENT ME A
LUNCHBOX, GUYS.
251
00:13:25,292 --> 00:13:32,632
[TICKING]
[UPBEAT TUNE PLAYING]
252
00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:34,038
OH, GREAT!
253
00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:36,535
AN OLD WORLD MUSIC BOX.
254
00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:39,075
YOUR PEN PAL'S TRYING TO
KILL YOU, ED.
255
00:13:39,167 --> 00:13:44,627
TURN IT OFF.
256
00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:46,748
I'M SKIPPING TO MY LOU, EDDY.
257
00:13:46,833 --> 00:13:48,423
GIDDYUP.
258
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,790
PARDON ROLF, TOMFOOL ED BOY.
259
00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:54,575
WHERE DID YOU ACQUIRE THIS
MUSIC-MAKING DOOHICKEY?
260
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,287
[CRASH]
UH, MY PEN PAL SENT IT
261
00:13:57,375 --> 00:13:58,495
TO ME, ROLF.
262
00:13:58,583 --> 00:13:59,503
COOLAROONIE, HUH?
263
00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:05,083
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[MUSIC STOPS]
264
00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:09,077
A DOG HAS RAISED ITS HIND LEG
ON THE AGE OF NEVERMORE!
265
00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:10,627
HEED ROLF.
266
00:14:10,708 --> 00:14:14,208
DO NOT GET INVOLVED, ILL-ADVISED
ED BOY, LEST YOUR POMEGRANATE
267
00:14:14,292 --> 00:14:18,002
SHRIVEL IN THE COLD OF THE
DARK SEA!
268
00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:22,793
[WHIMPERING]
[LAUGHS]
269
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:24,165
GOOD ONE, LUMPY.
270
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,290
WHATEVER YOU DID TO ROLF
SAVED ME THE WORK OF SMASHING
271
00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:28,825
THAT STUPID OLD WORLD LUNCHBOX
OF YOURS.
272
00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:31,497
LUCKY FOR ME, I CARRY
A SPARE, EDDY.
273
00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:33,673
YUM!
274
00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:34,830
GOODNESS GRACIOUS.
275
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,207
THE NERVE OF ROLF.
276
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,882
VIOLATING ED'S
CULTURAL KEEPSAKE.
277
00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:42,078
WHY, I'VE GOT A GOOD MIND
TO REPORT HIM TO THE OFFICE.
278
00:14:42,167 --> 00:14:43,207
LATER!
279
00:14:43,292 --> 00:14:45,792
RIGHT NOW, WE'RE GOING TO SELL
MY CHUNKS OF MOON ROCK!
280
00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:51,205
WE'LL CASH IN ON THIS PEN PAL
THING IF IT KILLS YA.
281
00:14:51,042 --> 00:14:54,132
ALL ACROSS THIS STINKIN' WORLD,
THERE'S PIGEONS RIPE FOR THE
282
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:57,538
PLUCKING, AND WE'RE HOLDING THE
TWEEZERS, BOYS.
283
00:14:57,625 --> 00:15:00,035
EDDY, THE AIM OF THE PROJECT
IS TO SHARE CULTURAL
284
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:02,665
UNDERSTANDING, NOT EXTORT IT.
285
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:05,170
OBSERVE, IF YOU WILL.
286
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,290
UHH.
287
00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:09,075
I'VE PREPARED AN IN-DEPTH ESSAY
FOR GERTA
288
00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:13,787
TO HELP HER COMPREHEND OUR
BELOVED PEACH CREEK WAY OF LIFE.
289
00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:15,325
DORKVILLE!
290
00:15:15,417 --> 00:15:17,167
[LAUGHS]
[PLAYING TRUMPET]
291
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,080
ME AGAIN!
292
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:22,667
[INDISTINCT]
SOMEBODY LOVES ED!
293
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:24,170
YOU BIG LUG.
294
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:27,540
[PLAYING TRUMPET]
MORE MAIL FROM MY PEN PAL,
295
00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:28,705
GUYS.
296
00:15:28,792 --> 00:15:31,002
BACK AND FORTH, BACK AND FORTH.
297
00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:32,543
HA HA HA.
298
00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:34,245
LOOK WHAT I GOT.
299
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:37,083
A WOLF TOWEL.
300
00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:38,877
THAT'S A PELT, ED.
301
00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:41,328
YOU SURE ARE FORTUNATE
TO HAVE A PEN PAL SO WILLING TO
302
00:15:41,417 --> 00:15:43,287
SHARE THEIR HERITAGE WITH YOU.
303
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:46,665
WHAT MAKES YOU SO SPECIAL?
304
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:49,170
I EAT CEREAL, EDDY.
305
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:54,000
[BELL RINGING]
[LAUGHTER,
306
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:59,383
INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
RIBBIT, RIBBIT.
307
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:04,998
RIBBIT, RIBBIT, RIBBIT.
308
00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:15,083
[HOWLING]
[BAA]
309
00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:23,667
[HOWLING]
[BAA]
310
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:37,130
[GROWLING]
[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
311
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:42,378
[BAA]
[HOWLING]
312
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:44,208
NOT AGAIN!
313
00:16:44,042 --> 00:16:49,042
[CRASH]
[INDISTINCT] I SAID
314
00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:52,075
NEVER AGAIN SHALL YOU TORMENT
ROLF'S LIVESTOCK.
315
00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:55,997
ROLF WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE!
316
00:16:56,083 --> 00:17:01,083
[LAUGHS]
DEAR ED, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
317
00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:04,167
ROLF HIT ME WITH AN UMBRELLA,
[INDISTINCT]
318
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,080
OH, THERE, THERE, ED.
319
00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:08,077
I'M SURE THERE'S A PERFECTLY
GOOD EXPLANATION TO ROLF'S
320
00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:10,077
IRRATIONAL BEHAVIOR.
321
00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:11,667
SO WHAT'D YOU DO
THIS TIME, ED?
322
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:14,080
PUT ON HIS GRAMMA'S
PANTALOONS AGAIN?
323
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:17,457
[LAUGHS]
[PLAYING TRUMPET]
324
00:17:17,542 --> 00:17:20,002
RANGER PLANK'S GOT A LETTER
FOR EDDY.
325
00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:21,463
FOR ME?
326
00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:22,962
IT'S FROM KOREA!
327
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,632
NICE DELIVERY, BUDDY.
328
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:28,578
BLAH!
329
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:29,997
I'M RICH!
330
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,883
STINKIN' FILTHY RICH!
331
00:17:31,958 --> 00:17:33,078
THE SUCKER COUGHED UP!
332
00:17:33,167 --> 00:17:35,207
I'M UPTOWN, BABY!
333
00:17:35,042 --> 00:17:37,132
JAWBREAKERS, HERE I COME!
334
00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:38,788
WOOHOO!
335
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:40,205
OH, DEAR.
336
00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:42,042
THIS IS FOREIGN CURRENCY, EDDY.
337
00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:45,205
VIRTUALLY WORTHLESS IN ITS
PRESENT STATE.
338
00:17:45,042 --> 00:17:50,792
[SNIFFING]
AAH!
339
00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:51,955
OH, COME ON!
340
00:17:52,042 --> 00:17:54,752
IT'S GOTTA BE WORTH SOMETHING!
341
00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:55,923
YOU SEE?
342
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,920
I TOLD YOU IT WAS WORTHLESS.
343
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,130
JUST FOR ONCE, CAN'T YOU JUST
LISTEN TO ME?
344
00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:01,038
HONESTLY.
345
00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:08,665
[CLUCKING]
I GOT CHICKEN.
346
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:09,630
I GOT CHICKEN.
347
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:14,128
I GOT CHICK--
NOOO!
348
00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:15,498
HURRY, EDDY!
349
00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:19,833
SOMEONE'S ABSCONDED WITH ED!
350
00:18:19,917 --> 00:18:21,167
ED?
351
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:25,540
HEY, MONOBROW!
352
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:31,125
WASTE NOT, WANT NOT.
353
00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:41,168
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
QUAKE AND QUIVER LIKE A
354
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:51,920
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
QUAKE AND QUIVER LIKE A
355
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:56,080
JELLYFISH, DOGGY DOO-DOO
ED BOY.
356
00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:59,577
FOR IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT
SHEPHERD ELDERS, ROLF WILL
357
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:01,957
GRILL YOUR STRUDEL
UNTIL YOU CRY LIKE A
358
00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:03,672
TEENSY-WEENSY BABY!
359
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:05,130
SLOW DOWN, THERE, CHAMP.
360
00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:07,538
STRUDEL GIVES ME GAS.
361
00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:11,165
HOW ABOUT ONE LARGE PEPPERONI,
NO MUSHROOMS, DOUBLE PICKLES?
362
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,040
LET ME GO HALFERS WITH YA
ON IT, LUMPY!
363
00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:16,785
UM, WHAT I THINK ED IS
TRYING TO SAY IS, WHATEVER IT IS
364
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:19,995
THAT'S BOTHERING YOU, WHY, I'M
SURE WE CAN WORK IT OUT.
365
00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:22,633
SILENCE!
366
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:25,578
ROLF SEES THROUGH HIS SQUASHED-
PEANUT-PASTE-ON-WHITE BREAD
367
00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:26,917
MASQUERADE.
368
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:27,830
WHO KNOWS?
369
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,037
ROLF KNOWS.
370
00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:36,205
THE CHINLESS ED BOY IS IN LEAGUE
WITH ROLF'S SWORN ENEMY!
371
00:19:36,292 --> 00:19:37,672
OH, DEAR.
372
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:40,830
IT APPEARS ED'S PEN PAL'S GIFTS
HAVE SOMEHOW PROVOKED ROLF
373
00:19:40,917 --> 00:19:43,787
AND REAWAKENED A LONG-FORGOTTEN
BLOOD FEUD.
374
00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:45,455
OH, BOO HOO.
375
00:19:45,542 --> 00:19:48,212
WHAT'S WOLFGANG McHAIRYBAT
GONNA DO?
376
00:19:48,042 --> 00:19:52,132
STICK EELS DOWN OUR PANTS AGAIN?
377
00:19:52,208 --> 00:20:02,288
[LAUGHTER]
378
00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:10,668
[LAUGHTER]
H-H-HAVE MERCY, ROLF.
379
00:20:11,583 --> 00:20:12,963
TALK, ED BOY.
380
00:20:13,042 --> 00:20:13,752
HI, ROLF!
381
00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:15,423
TALK, I SAY!
382
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,210
HI, ROLF!
383
00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:19,792
TALK, YOU SONOMAGUN.
384
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:21,535
HI, ROLF!
385
00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:24,955
PLEASE, TALK!
386
00:20:25,042 --> 00:20:26,502
HI, ROLF!
387
00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:30,463
[SNORING]
IT WAS WORTH IT, ALL THIS,
388
00:20:30,542 --> 00:20:32,542
TO BE ADMIRED.
389
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:34,245
HI, ROLF!
390
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:37,083
FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, ROLF,
THIS WAS ALL A GRAVE
391
00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:38,327
MISUNDERSTANDING.
392
00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:39,747
YEAH.
393
00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:41,293
HOW WERE WE TO KNOW YOU WERE
SUCH A LILY-LIVERED, GUTLESS
394
00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:43,705
DOORMAT?
395
00:20:43,792 --> 00:20:51,002
[PLAYING TRUMPET]
[SHEEP BAAS]
396
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,463
PAGING DOUBLE D.
397
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,212
MAIL FOR YA.
398
00:20:54,042 --> 00:20:55,712
THANK YOU, RANGER JONNY.
399
00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:58,212
DON'T MENTION IT, DOUBLE D.
400
00:20:58,042 --> 00:20:59,042
WHOA!
401
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,125
[CRASH]
THIS MUST BE A REPLY FROM MY
402
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:03,498
NORWEGIAN PEN PAL GERTA.
403
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:04,633
GERTA?
404
00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:06,128
NORWEGIAN?
405
00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:07,498
THE GOAT MILKER?
406
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:09,213
THIS IS ODD.
407
00:21:09,292 --> 00:21:10,922
A FEATHER DUSTER.
408
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,080
I'M SURE I INFORMED GERTA OF
MOTHER'S ALLERGY TO FEATHERS.
409
00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:15,287
AHA!
410
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,325
THE FEATHER DUSTER OF
TOMFOOLERY!
411
00:21:18,417 --> 00:21:23,497
[LAUGHS]
HEY, WHAT'S WITH YOU?
412
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:26,793
ARE YOU SO SIMPLE,
HEAD-AND-NECK-AS-ONE ED BOY?
413
00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:30,455
GERTA THE GOAT MILKER IS FAMOUS
FOR HER JOVIAL JESTS.
414
00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:33,752
IT WAS SHE THAT SENT THE WOLF
PARCEL TO THE DOO-DOO ED BOY.
415
00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:37,133
SHE HAS MADE THE [INDISTINCT]
OF US ALL, YES?
416
00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,248
WHAT?
417
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:40,503
COME!
418
00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:44,383
WE MUST REBUT WHILE THE TURNIPS
ARE STILL HARD!
419
00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:49,038
[BEEPING]
[GRUNTING]
420
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:50,825
OKEY-DOKEY, ED BOY.
421
00:21:50,917 --> 00:21:53,957
ONCE YOU SEE GERTA, SHAVE THE
HAIRS FROM HER LEGS, YES,
422
00:21:54,042 --> 00:21:56,422
AND ROLF WILL TRIUMPH
WITH THE [INDISTINCT]
423
00:21:56,500 --> 00:22:01,710
ROLF, PLEASE, RECONSID--
ROLF, WAIT!
424
00:22:01,792 --> 00:22:04,542
[GRUNTING]
I GOT SOME GREEN CASH!
425
00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:05,125
TAKE IT!
426
00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:06,288
IT'S YOURS!
427
00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:07,625
I CAN'T FLY TO NORWAY.
428
00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:09,378
I HAVE CLASS IN THE MORNING.
429
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:10,748
UM, GUYS?
430
00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:12,713
I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
431
00:22:12,792 --> 00:22:15,332
NOOO!
432
00:22:17,417 --> 00:22:19,707
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
433
00:22:19,792 --> 00:22:21,382
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
434
00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:23,208
--www.ncicap.org--]
435
00:22:34,208 --> 00:22:35,378
ED, EDD, AND EDDY.
436
00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:37,168
BBBBBBB YEAH!
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