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[WHISTLING]
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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BBBBB, YEAH!
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[SQUEAKING]
COMMENCING BACK TO SCHOOL
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SIMULATION.
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AND...TIME.
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[TICKING]
UNH!
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[TICKING]
UNH!
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[DING]
THE PAPER CLIPS.
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[DING]
THE PAPER CLIPS.
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I'VE FORGOTTEN THE PAPER CLIPS!
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OH, CURSE THOSE MONTHS OF
UNREGIMENTED SUMMER
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IRRATIONALITY!
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[SIGHS]
I'M SLOPPY, SLOPPY, SLOPPY.
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JULY?
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COULDN'T BE.
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WE SHOULD BE IN FALL!
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SHOULDN'T WE?
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TOO HOT FOR YOU, ROLF?
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[SPLASH]
HA HA!
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BETTER COOL OFF, BRO!
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OKEY-DOKEY!
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PREPARE FOR ROAST WATER-LADEN
BOVINE BLADDER!
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HA HA HA!
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WHIZ, WHIZ, IT'S TIME TO
WHAZ!
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WHIZ, WHIZ, IT'S TIME TO WHAZ!
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WHEE!
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SPRINKLE FUN!
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I LOVE GETTING SPRINKLED,
SARAH!
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BUT JUST YESTERDAY, THE AIR
WAS COOL, THE LEAVES HAD TURNED
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COLOR.
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IS THAT BARBEQUE I SMELL?
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HA HA HA!
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UNH!
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THAT'S RIGHT, SOCK HEAD.
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NOW, GET OUT THERE AND DRUM UP
SOME BUSINESS.
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READY FOR SIZZLING, BOSS!
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[MOTOR WHIRRING]
UH-OH.
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OUT OF BURGERS, BOSS.
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SO GET SOME MORE.
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WHAT?!
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HEE HEE HEE!
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EXCUSE ME, EDDY, BUT I'M A
TRIFLE CONFUSED.
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BURGERS 25 CENTS.
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EDDY'S SUMMER BARBEQUE.
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GOT IT?
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NOW, MOVE IT.
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WE NEED CUSTOMERS.
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GOT BEEF, EDDY!
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HA HA HA!
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ATTABOY, LUMPY!
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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
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NICE HAMBURGER COSTUME...NOT!
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PLANK SAYS HALLOWEEN'S A LONG
WAYS AWAY, DOUBLE-D.
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UH, HOW CAN PLANK BE SURE,
JONNY?
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT MONTH THIS IS?
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WHA?
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WELL, HEY, JONNY!
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WHAT WILL IT BE THERE, HUNGRY
HUMBER?
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ONE VEGGIE BURGER FOR ME,
EDDY, AND PLANK WILL HAVE TWO
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BEEF WITH LOTS OF ONIONS.
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[MACHINERY PULSATING]
A DOMESTIC HEAT ENCLOSURE?
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A LATEX-BASED PIGMENT?
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[BIRD CHIRPING]
OF ALL THE DISHONEST,
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FALSE-HEARTED...
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GET THEM WHILE THEY'RE
SIZZLING!
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WITH RAW GROUND CHUCK, ED
BOY, COOKED RARE LIKE PAPA'S
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CHAFED ELBOWS.
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[CHING]
YOU'RE TRYING TO FOOL
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EVERYONE INTO THINKING IT'S
STILL SUMMER, AREN'T--
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SUMMER?
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WHAT?
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HELLO?
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UH, HE SAID SUMMER'S
SUPERSWEET.
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ZIP IT, BLABBERMOUTH.
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YOU'RE GONNA BLOW OUR CASH COW.
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IF SUMMER NEVER ENDS, SCHOOL
WILL NEVER START, AND IF SCHOOL
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NEVER STARTS, IT'S ENDLESS
SCAMMING, BROTHER.
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[WIND BLOWS]
AAH!
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I'M C-COLD, SARAH.
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WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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OH.
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NO BIG DEAL!
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GET THEM WHILE THEY'RE HOT!
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HEY!
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HELP, SARAH!
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JIMMY!
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COME BACK!
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UNH!
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WHAT IS WITH THIS WEIRD
WEATHER?
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SEPTEMBER?
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IT AIN'T SUMMER.
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IT'S FALL, MAN!
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SOMEBODY SWIPED OUR CALENDARS.
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SONAMAGUN!
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NIPPLY KEVIN SPEAKS THE TRUTH!
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CHECK IT OUT, BUDDY!
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WE MISSED LABOR DAY.
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PLANK'S FREAKING OUT!
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SO DOESN'T SCHOOL, LIKE,
START TOMORROW?
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SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW?!
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PENCILS, PAPERS!
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BINDERS, PLANK, BINDERS!
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I GOT TO PLAN MY LUNCHES.
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I'M SO NOT READY!
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I STILL HAVE LAST YEAR'S
CLOTHES!
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[SCREAMING]
FORGET ABOUT STUPID SCHOOL!
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IT'S SUMMER, I TELL YOU!
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DOUBLE-D EDD BOY!
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ROLF, KNOWS OF YOUR PECULIAR,
PERSNICKETY WAYS.
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SURELY YOU HAVE STORED SUPPLIES
FOR THE UPCOMING MONTHS OF
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INSTRUCTIONAL HARDSHIP!
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THE EDD BOY DWELLING!
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OF COURSE!
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[LAUGHING AND YELLING]
BINDERS, BUDDY!
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STAMPEDE!
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CEASE, DESIST!
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THAT'S PRIVATE PROPERTY!
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[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
GOOD LORD!
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YOU DIDN'T EVEN WIPE YOUR FEET!
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[CHEERING]
DOUBLE-D's GIVING STUFF AWAY,
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EDDY!
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WHAT'S THIS ABOUT YOU GIVING
STUFF AWAY?
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPETE
WITH THAT?
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MY SCHOOL SUPPLIES...GONE,
PILLAGED, PLUNDERED.
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IT CAN'T BE!
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[ROOSTER CROWS]
IT CAN'T BE!
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A HIGHLIGHTER PEN?
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE NOTES
WITH A HIGHLIGHTER?
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DOUBLE-D, CAN I HAVE YOUR
HAT?
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OH, SURE!
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WHY NOT?
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WHY WOULD I NEED A HAT WHEN
SCHOOL IS NOW TOTALLY OUT OF THE
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QUESTION?!
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[MUTTERING]
WAIT.
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YOU STILL HAVE IT, DON'T YOU?
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FROM YOUR PARENTS, YES.
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THE BACK TO SCHOOL SALE COUPON?
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HAVEN'T A CLUE WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT, DOUBLE-D.
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ALL I GOT IS A BACK TO SCHOOL
SALE COUPON FROM MY PARENTS.
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THAT STUPID THING'S
WORTHLESS.
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THE SIGNS ARE AS PLAIN AS THAT
GAP IN YOUR TEETH, SOCK HEAD.
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SCHOOL AIN'T MEANT TO BE BECAUSE
IT'S SUMMER, BABY!
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ED, PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU.
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I CAN'T BE AT AN ACADEMIC
DISADVANTAGE.
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OHH!
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OUCH!
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WITHOUT MY SCHOOL SUPPLIES, MY
GRADES ARE SURE TO PLUMMET.
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THAT COUPON YOU'RE FLOSSING WITH
CAN PROCURE THE SUPPLIES NEEDED
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TO CROSS THE DESOLATE DESERT OF
SCHOLASTIC LEARNING!
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OH, PU-LEASE!
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SOUNDS GOOD TO ME, WHATEVER
YOU JUST SAID.
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OH!
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QUICKLY, ED.
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WE HAVE SHOPPING TO DO!
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OH, COME ON, GUYS!
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FORGET SCHOOL, WILL YOU?
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SUMMER AIN'T OVER!
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BRR.
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ED.
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YOU'D HAVE MUCH LESS BRUISING IF
YOU'D GO AROUND THE DOOR.
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OH, AND DON'T FORGET THE PAPER
CLIPS.
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HA HA HA!
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WILL YOU QUIT WASTING YOUR TIME?
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THINK OF THE SCAMS WE COULD BE
PULLING RIGHT NOW.
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TIME IS ONE THING I CANNOT
AFFORD TO WASTE, EDDY.
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TOMORROW IS THE FIRST DAY OF
SCHOOL, AND I WILL
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ENTHUSIASTICALLY EMBRACE THE
JUBILATION OF ITS MORNING BELL.
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ALL DONE, DOUBLE-D.
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BRAVO, ED!
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE BURDEN
LIFTED FROM MY NONEXISTENT
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SHOULDERS.
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FOR YOU, ONE BAG OF PANCAKE
MIX, ONE BLENDER, ONE
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STEPPITY-STEP, AND A PENCIL.
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ED, THAT PENCIL IS RIDDLED
WITH TEETH MARKS.
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WHY, THANK YOU!
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WELL, GOOD LUCK WIT THOSE NEW
SUPPLIES, EGGHEAD, BUT SUMMER'S
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STILL ON IN MY BOOKS.
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LUMPY AND ME ARE GONNA SQUEEZE
EVERY BIT OF FUN OUT OF IT.
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SCHOOL AIN'T COOL, RIGHT
MONOBROW?
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SQUEEZE ME, EDDY!
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IN YOUR DREAMS, ED.
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HA HA HA!
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ONE MUST DO WITH WHAT ONE
HAS, I SUPPOSE.
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HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA!
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HOO HOO HOO!
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[SQUEAKING]
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
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SLEEPING ALREADY?
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HEY, GET UP AND HAVE SOME FUN AT
ED'S SUMMER WATER TIME FUN PARK!
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ONLY 25 CENTS!
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DON'T YOU THINK IT'S BEST YOU
GET SOME REST?
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AFTER ALL, SLEEPING IN IS A
THING OF THE PAST.
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IT'S AN EARLY START TO A
BRAND-NEW DAY, GENTLEMEN.
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NIGHTY-NIGHT.
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WAIT!
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HOW CAN YOU GO TO BED WHEN THE
GOOD TIMES ARE HAPPENING RIGHT
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HERE, RIGHT NOW?
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RIGHT, ED?
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I C-CAN'T FEEL MY L-LEGS,
EDDY!
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SEE?
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FORGET THEM, LUMPY.
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COME ON!
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RACE YOU!
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GERONIMO!
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TORPEDO AWAY!
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HA HA HA!
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STOP, EDDY!
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OW!
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[CRASH]
WAIT FOR ME, EDDY!
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DOUBLE-D!
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WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
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SUMMERTIME GOOD TIMES ARE WET!
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GOOD TIMES.
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YEP.
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PERHAPS SCHOOL WILL ALLOW YOU
TWO THE OPPORTUNITY TO IMPROVE
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YOUR CONSTRUCTION SKILLS.
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SWEET DREAMS.
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[OWL HOOTING]
[ROOSTER CROWING]
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[BELLS JINGLING]
[WHEEL SQUEAKING]
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[GOAT BLEATING]
ROLF HAD TO USE A TROWEL TO
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BREAK AWAY ROLF'S EYE CRUSTATION
THIS MORNING.
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THANK YOU FOR SHARING THAT,
ROLF.
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ED, WAKE UP!
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RACE YOU TO SCHOOL, KEVIN!
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RIGHT NOW, I'M JUST CRUISING.
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GOOD MORNING, GENTLEMEN.
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I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF
CLEANING AND PRESSING YOUR
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SCHOOL ATTIRE.
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NO THANKS ARE NECESSARY.
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HEE HEE HEE!
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THE DAYS OF RECKONING ARE
UPON US, HALF-NAKED ED BOYS.
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IT IS HERE THAT WE SHALL BE
MERCILESSLY JUDGED.
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THIS STINKS!
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TIME FOR SCHOOL NOW, EDDY.
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THERE'S NO GETTING AROUND IT.
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COMING, ED?
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OH, YES, I AM.
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♪ STINKY BOOKS, STINKY BOOKS
STINKY BOOKS, STINKY BOOKS ♪
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[BELL RINGS]
HELLO, BELL!
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OH. HELLO, LOCKER.
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HELLO, SHINY, SPECKLED FLOORS.
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ISN'T THIS EXHILARATING?
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YOU CAN FEEL THE KNOWLEDGE IN
THE AIR.
245
00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:34,075
YEAH, CALL THE NURSE BECAUSE
I'M CHOKING ON IT.
246
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OH, LOOK!
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THE HOMEROOM POSTINGS.
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SHALL WE?
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SHALL WE?
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CHOICE!
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WE'RE ALL IN THE SAME HOMEROOM.
252
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,170
[GOAT BLEATS]
LET'S SIT TOGETHER LIKE LAST
253
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:55,170
YEAR, OK?
254
00:13:55,250 --> 00:14:00,580
IT IS ALWAYS GOOD TO HAVE
FRIENDS CLOSE BY IN THIS OUR
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00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,207
TIME OF FIRE.
256
00:14:02,292 --> 00:14:03,962
CONGRATULATIONS!
257
00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:05,382
OH, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!
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00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:08,918
TOGETHER AGAIN FOR ANOTHER YEAR
OF RESOURCEFUL RAPTURE.
259
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,040
ISN'T THIS EXCITING?
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00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:15,995
WHAT A DWEEB.
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00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:17,383
YES.
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00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:21,248
"PATRICK, PETER, PHILIP,
PLANK!"
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SEE, I TOLD YOU'D WE'D BE IN THE
SAME CLASS.
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00:14:24,042 --> 00:14:26,502
WORRYWART!
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00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:33,043
AH, THERE I AM.
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HUH?
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00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:34,995
WHAT?
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00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:40,043
[GASPS]
HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA!
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00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,003
HA HA HA!
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00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:49,923
GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN, I BEAR
BAD TIDINGS.
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00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:54,080
WE 3 HAVE BEEN ASSIGNED SEPARATE
HOMEROOMS.
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00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:55,167
WE 3?
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00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:56,460
COULDN'T BE.
275
00:14:56,542 --> 00:15:00,042
OH, WHERE, OH, WHERE HAVE MY
LITTLE CHUMS GONE?
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00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:01,995
SO NOW WHAT, EINSTEIN?
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00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:04,383
OUCH.
278
00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:07,208
WELL, I COULD REQUISITION A
CHANGE OF ELECTIVE FORM FROM THE
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00:15:07,292 --> 00:15:08,712
SCHOOL DISTRICT.
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WITH THE PROPER NOTARIES AND
SIGNATURES FROM OUR PARENTS, WE
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00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:13,250
COULD HAVE A REASSIGNMENT AS
SOON AS 3 TO 4 WEEKS.
282
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:15,173
4 WEEKS?!
283
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,130
WHAT'S YOUR HURRY, MAY?
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00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:18,248
[SIREN]
KANKERS!
285
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:19,333
COME ON.
286
00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:21,247
LET'S SEE IF THEY SPLIT US UP
THIS YEAR!
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00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:22,543
LIKE WE CARE.
288
00:15:22,625 --> 00:15:25,995
YO, MARIE, WHEN'S THE LAST TIME
WE WENT TO CLASS?
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00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:27,503
HOW THE HECK SHOULD I KNOW?
290
00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:29,423
FIGURE IT OUT.
291
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,130
OH, GOODY-GOODY.
292
00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:34,038
WE'RE IN THE SAME HOMEROOM,
GUYS!
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UNH!
294
00:15:35,792 --> 00:15:37,172
WHO CARES, I SAID.
295
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:40,210
SHE'S DUMBER THAN A TRUCK
TIRE, I SWEAR.
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00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:42,632
I LOVE TRUCK TIRES.
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00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:45,628
[CRASH]
DID YOU HEAR THAT, EDDY?
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00:15:45,708 --> 00:15:47,418
THE KANKERS ARE TOGETHER IN THE
SAME HOMEROOM.
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00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:48,960
SO?
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00:15:49,042 --> 00:15:51,672
IF WE JUST SIMPLY ASKED THEM
TO TRADE PLACES WITH US, YOU,
301
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:54,170
ED, AND I COULD BE IN THE SAME
CLASS TOGETHER.
302
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:55,420
ARE YOU NUTS?
303
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,170
WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?
304
00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,880
IT'S NOT LIKE THEY WOULD
ATTEND, BUT IF THEY DID, YOU
305
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:03,208
WOULD BE IN THE SAME CLASS AS
THEM, EDDY.
306
00:16:03,042 --> 00:16:06,082
HAPPY TOGETHER HAPPILY, GUYS.
307
00:16:06,167 --> 00:16:11,207
UH, SO WHAT ARE WE WAITING
FOR?
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00:16:11,042 --> 00:16:14,132
HMM.
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00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:16,168
HEH HEH HEH.
310
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,210
SHH!
311
00:16:18,292 --> 00:16:28,632
[KANKERS LAUGHING]
HEY, THAT CHAIR IS MINE!
312
00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:31,498
IT'S GOT MY GUM STUCK TO THE
BOTTOM OF IT.
313
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:32,583
THAT GUM'S MINE!
314
00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:38,127
I WAS SAVING IT FOR LATER!
315
00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:40,958
QUIT GOOFING AROUND AND HELP
ME DECORATE.
316
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:44,672
WE'VE GOT A FULL YEAR OF HOOKY
AHEAD OF US, GIRLS.
317
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:47,170
WHAT DID THEY DO WITH THE
JANITOR?
318
00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:50,670
ANOTHER CLEANING MAN FALLS
PREY TO THEIR HUNGER THAT IS
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00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:52,790
EVIL.
320
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:56,285
NOW, NOW, LET'S NOT GET ALL
DRAMATIC.
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00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:59,745
I'M SURE IF WE ADVANCE WITH
DIPLOMACY WE WILL BE REASONABLY
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00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:05,503
SAFE TO MAKE A FAIR PROPOSAL.
323
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:06,883
YOU FIRST!
324
00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:11,288
YAAH!
325
00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:13,455
IT'S OUR BOY TOY, GUYS!
326
00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:14,252
CHECK HIM OUT.
327
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:17,083
HE MUST BE GOOD AT GYMNASTICS.
328
00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:18,457
LET'S FIND OUT.
329
00:17:18,542 --> 00:17:20,292
WAIT!
330
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:23,205
UM, TATER-TOTS?
331
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,632
HEY, GET OUT OF MY WAY!
332
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:26,998
[CRASH]
[YELLING]
333
00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:28,253
WHY, HELLO, LEE.
334
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:32,083
UM, MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE BEEN
PUT IN A PRECARIOUS POSITION.
335
00:17:32,167 --> 00:17:36,167
IT SEEMS WE'VE BEEN PLACED IN 3
SEPARATE HOMEROOMS.
336
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:40,330
[PIGS SQUEALING]
NORMALLY, I WOULD GO THROUGH
337
00:17:40,417 --> 00:17:43,207
PROPER CHANNELS, BUT I FELT A
MORE PERSONAL APPROACH MIGHT
338
00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:47,212
BE--
SO YOU WANT TO SWITCH PLACES
339
00:17:47,042 --> 00:17:49,082
WITH US ON THE LIST, RIGHT?
340
00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:51,627
I COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT
BETTER MYSELF.
341
00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:53,498
SO WHAT'S IN IT FOR US?
342
00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:55,133
OH, I KNOW.
343
00:17:55,208 --> 00:18:00,418
I WANT A PUBLIC DECLARATION OF
MY HONEY'S LOVE FOR ME.
344
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,920
GOOD ONE, MARIE!
345
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:06,500
I WANT EVERYONE IN SCHOOL TO
KNOW ABOUT ME AND BIG ED, TOO!
346
00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:08,753
AND EDDY'S GOT ME COVERED.
347
00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:11,173
YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL,
DREAMBOAT.
348
00:18:14,792 --> 00:18:17,462
HA HA HA!
349
00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:25,463
KEEP LOOKING, BUDDY.
350
00:18:25,542 --> 00:18:30,382
I'VE BEEN HANKERING FOR A BAG OF
NUTS ALL DAY!
351
00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:32,328
UH, HEY, GUYS.
352
00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:35,377
HAVE YOU SEEN MY NEW GIRLFRIEND?
353
00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:37,378
DORKY'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND.
354
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:46,538
[ALL LAUGHING]
YEAH, AIN'T SHE SOMETHING?
355
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,325
WHOA!
356
00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:52,497
[TIRES SCREECHING]
HIYA, ED.
357
00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:55,753
DOES YOUR MOM SHRINK YOUR
CLOTHES IN THE WASH, TOO?
358
00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:58,673
NOPE.
359
00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:05,630
UM, "I AM EX-HIBIT-ING MY LOVE
FOR POINT AT MAY BECAUSE SHE IS
360
00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:10,958
SO CUTE AND HAS A PERFECT FIGURE
WITH GREAT TOOTH."
361
00:19:11,042 --> 00:19:13,462
UM, "TEETH."
362
00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:15,632
AM I A GOOD READER OR WHAT?
363
00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:22,788
MY NAME IS EDD WITH TWO Ds,
AND I, UH, LOVE MARIE KANKER.
364
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:23,995
HA HA HA!
365
00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:25,043
YES, I DO.
366
00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:27,325
♪ OH, THERE'S NOTHING I LIKE
BETTER
367
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:32,037
THAN PIGGYBACKING MY GAL
MARIE KANK-- ♪
368
00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:39,125
[KIDS LAUGHING]
YOU CAN QUIT LAUGHING NOW,
369
00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:39,828
PLANK.
370
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,827
IT'S OVER.
371
00:19:41,917 --> 00:19:45,997
[MUTTERING]
THERE.
372
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:46,883
HAPPY?
373
00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:48,458
A DEAL'S A DEAL.
374
00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:52,042
YEAH, A DEAL'S A DEAL, RIGHT,
GIRLS?
375
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:54,285
THANK YOU.
376
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:58,125
YOUR SIGNATURE ON THE DOTTED
LINE, YES, AND THE HOMEROOM
377
00:19:58,208 --> 00:20:00,998
NUMBER THERE.
378
00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:03,753
THEY'RE SO CUTE WHEN THEY'RE
SERIOUS.
379
00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:04,713
BINGO!
380
00:20:04,792 --> 00:20:06,882
TOGETHER ONCE AGAIN!
381
00:20:06,958 --> 00:20:10,038
I'VE MISSED YOU GUYS.
382
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:15,035
SHALL WE SEE WHAT HOMEROOM
WE'LL RESIDE IN THIS YEAR?
383
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:17,575
V-V-V-V-V-V-VROOM!
384
00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:18,537
ROOM 212.
385
00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:19,455
HMM.
386
00:20:19,542 --> 00:20:22,252
I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH THAT
CLASS.
387
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:24,083
AAH!
388
00:20:24,167 --> 00:20:28,127
FOUND IT!
389
00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:30,038
OUR NEW HOMEROOM!
390
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:37,915
OH, THE JOY OF STRUCTURED
EDUCATION.
391
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,170
WHAT KIND OF CLASSROOM IS
THIS?
392
00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:41,790
WHERE'S ALL THE DESKS?
393
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:44,995
EH, THIS IS BUNK!
394
00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:47,043
WE'RE IN A GIRLS' BATHROOM!
395
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:48,535
OH, THIS IS FORBIDDEN.
396
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:50,165
CLOSE YOUR EYES, CLOSE YOUR
EYES!
397
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,460
ED, YOU IDIOT!
398
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,212
BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK NOW,
EDDY.
399
00:20:55,292 --> 00:20:59,882
[BOOM]
CLASS IS NOW IN SESSION.
400
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:03,998
STUDENTS, BE SEATED.
401
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:08,003
[PANTING]
[MUTTERING]
402
00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:10,713
AAH!
403
00:21:10,792 --> 00:21:14,542
HEE HEE HEE!
404
00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:19,745
TODAY'S LESSON--TOUCHY FEELY
101.
405
00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:23,963
BUT FIRST, A LITTLE VISUAL AID.
406
00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:27,462
ASSISTANTS MAY AND MARIE, IF YOU
COULD BE SO KIND.
407
00:21:27,542 --> 00:21:29,172
WOULD I EVER?!
408
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:33,960
MM, MM, MM, MM, MM.
409
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,132
HEE HEE HEE!
410
00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:36,998
WAIT, I-I HAVEN'T STUDIED FOR
THIS LESSON.
411
00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:39,333
RUN AWAY!
412
00:21:39,417 --> 00:21:41,707
HOLY SMOLY!
413
00:21:41,792 --> 00:21:43,382
NO MORE KISSES!
414
00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:44,578
OK, THAT'S IT!
415
00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:47,077
I'M TELLING THE TEACHER ON YOU!
416
00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:49,957
I'M ALL EARS, MY LITTLE
TEACHER'S PET.
417
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,542
HA HA HA!
418
00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:52,955
AAH!
419
00:21:53,042 --> 00:22:00,132
[SCREAMING]
420
00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:05,083
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
421
00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:07,127
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--]
422
00:22:13,167 --> 00:22:26,377
[WHISTLING]
423
00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:27,288
ED, EDD, N EDDY!
424
00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:29,575
BBBBB, YEAH!
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