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HURRY, KEVIN!
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COME QUICK!
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IT'S BEGINNING!
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SO, ROLF, THIS BEAUTY PAGEANT
THING--HOT BABES, RIGHT?
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NO BABIES, KEVIN.
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THIS IS A BIG TO-DO IN ROLF'S
HOMELAND.
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THE MISS ARDUOUS FIELD-WORKER
PAGEANT!
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FIELD WORKER?
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ONLY ROLF MAY WEAR THE FIST
OF PAGEANTRY.
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LOOK, KEVIN.
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HAVE YOU SEEN GRETCHEN?
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SHE'S MUCH FAVORED IN THE CALLUS
TOSS.
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CALLUS TOSS?
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AGAIN?!
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WHY DO YOU ANSWER ROLF WITH
QUESTIONS?
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DO YOU HAVE POTATOES IN YOUR
EARS?
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SEEN IT.
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SEEN IT.
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SEEN IT.
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SEEN IT.
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SEEN IT.
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JEEZ, EDD.
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YOU GOT ANY REAL MAGAZINES WITH
SOME REAL PICTURES?
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SEEN IT!
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YOU KNOW, EDDY, WHEN I AGREED
TO THIS HOME-STUDY GROUP, IT
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WAS WITH THE UNDERSTANDING THAT
EVERYONE WOULD DO THEIR FAIR
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SHARE.
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IF ME AND ED DID ANY WORK,
YOU'D BE KISSING THAT GRADE
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AVERAGE GOOD-BYE.
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SEEN IT!
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WHY ME?
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HEY!
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WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHT?
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SEEN IT.
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IT SEEMS THE ENTIRE
CUL-DE-SAC IS WITHOUT LIGHT.
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IT'S A POWER OUTAGE, EDDY.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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[CAT SCREECHES]
SOMEONE TAKING A PROACTIVE
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APPROACH, I ASSUME.
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WHERE YOU GOING?
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DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!
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SEEN IT!
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SEEN IT.
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DIDN'T SEE THAT.
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GOOD EVENING, NAZZ.
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LIKE, WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT
IT?
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THERE'S NO ELECTRICITY, DOUBLE
D.
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[MUMBLING]
NOTHING TO FEAR.
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JUST THE RESULT OF A SUDDEN
POWER SURGE, I SUSPECT.
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ED, YOU IDIOT!
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WORKING ON IT, EDDY!
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OH, BRAIN FOOD.
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IS THIS A JOKE?
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YEAH, 'CAUSE I AIN'T
LAUGHING.
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THE CALM OF DARKNESS SCARES
ME, SARAH.
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I'M SCARED, TOO, JIMMY.
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UH, SO WHOSE HOUSE ARE WE ALL
SLEEPING AT?
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PEOPLE, PLEASE.
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STAY CALM.
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THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR.
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ELECTRICAL GRID FAILURE...
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FAILURES, OR BLACKOUTS, AS...
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AS THEY'RE MORE COMMONLY KNOWN,
ARE MORE OFTEN THAN NOT
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TEMPORARY.
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BLACKOUT?
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OK.
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SO, HOW ABOUT WE HOLD HANDS
AND WHISTLE A SONG?
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GANG-HO!
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THIS IS THE WORK OF THE CANNIBAL
UNDERGROUND MOLE MUTANTS!
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THEY HAVE SUCKED THE SURFACE
WORLD OF ITS POWER...
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AND NOW WILL HUNT US DOWN FOR
SUNDAY SUPPER.
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ENCHANTING, ED, BUT DO YOU
REALLY BELIEVE UNDERGROUND MOLE
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MUTANTS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR
THIS?
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WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
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[SCREAMING]
WE MUST USE THE DOOHICKEY OF
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THE WHATCHAMACALLIT THAT CREATES
LIGHT AND ENTERTAINMENT.
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YOU MEAN, LIKE, A GENERATOR?
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IS THIS A TEST?
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[SCREAMING]
HEY, WHERE'D KEV AND ROLF GO?
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THEY WERE HERE A SECOND AGO.
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FREEZE-DRIED AND MECHANICALLY
DEBONED.
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THEY ALWAYS CAPTURE THE
STRONGEST FIRST.
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I'M SCARED.
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ROLF AND KEVIN WERE MERE
APPETIZERS.
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BUT I'M SO PETITE!
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THEY'LL EAT ME LAST!
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I'D BE THE RASPBERRY SWIRL
PARFAIT!
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[SOBBING]
IT SAYS OVERRIPE BANANAS AND
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DAY-OLD HOT-DOG BUNS WILL MAKE
THEM GO BACK FROM WHENCE THEY
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CAME.
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OH, THIS LOOKS GOLD, DOUBLE
D.
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GOLD?
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DON'T TELL ME YOU WOULD THINK OF
FANNING THESE FLAMES OF PARANOID
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FEAR, EDDY.
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OK. I WON'T.
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HA HA HA!
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COME, KEVIN.
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WE MUST POWER THE DOOJIGGER OF
ENERGY IN THE WELL.
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[GRUNTING]
SO AS NOT TO DISTURB NANA.
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RIGHT.
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[OWL HOOTING]
WHAT?
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THAT LID.
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PRY OPEN THE LID!
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MUST I DO EVERYTHING?
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OH, MAN!
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GET A STICK, NINCOMPOOP.
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THIS FIELD-WORKER THING'S GOT
YOU TIED IN A KNOT.
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STEP RIGHT UP AND GET YOUR
MOLE MUTANT REPELLENT.
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EDDY, PLEASE!
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REFRAIN.
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DESIST.
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ONE-STOP SHOPPING FOR ALL
YOUR CANNIBALISTIC MOLE MUTANT
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NEEDS.
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I'LL TAKE SOME BANANAS!
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DAY-OLD HOT DOGS FOR ME!
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OVER HERE, EDDY!
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[YELLING]
FOUND ONE.
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[GRUNTING]
MAKE HASTE, KEVIN...
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AS ROLF DOES NOT WISH TO MISS
THE TULIP COMPETITION OF THE
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PAGEANT.
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YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
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PUT THIS IN.
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WATCH YOUR BACK.
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DON'T DROP IT!
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WHOA!
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HOLY TOLEDO!
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PLANK'S GONE!
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THEY HAVE TAKEN PLANK FOR
FIBER TO HELP WITH THEIR
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IRREGULARITY!
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A PORTAL.
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THEY HAVE DRAGGED OUR COMRADES
TO THEIR LAIR TO EAT!
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BE SCARED.
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[SCREAMING]
ALL RIGHT.
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I'VE HAD QUITE ENOUGH OF THIS
NONSENSE.
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MOLE MUTANTS, INDEED.
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I SEE IT'S UP TO ME TO PROVE
ONCE AND FOR ALL...
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UM, EDDY?
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DON'T BUG ME.
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THAT THERE ARE NO MOLE
MUTANTS, CANNIBALISTIC OR
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OTHERWISE.
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AAH!
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PLANK?!
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I BELIEVE THIS BELONGS TO
YOU.
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AND TO THINK YOU ALMOST
BECAME MOLE LAXATIVE.
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STOP, DOUBLE D!
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THEY WILL DINE ON YOU WITH
FAST-FOOD UTENSILS.
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ED, HUSH.
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DOUBLE D IS MAD.
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[FAR-OFF VOICES]
OH, I'M COVERED IN FILTH!
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[FAR-OFF VOICES]
OH, I'M COVERED IN FILTH!
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I'M SOAKED!
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HELP!
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THEY GOT DOUBLE D!
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[YELLING]
WHAT'S THAT, BUDDY?
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WHAT PLAN?
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I'LL TELL 'EM, BUDDY.
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HEY, EVERYBODY!
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PLANK'S GOT A BRAINSTORM.
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GIVE IT TO 'EM STRAIGHT, BUDDY.
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HELP!
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YO, WHAT WAS THAT?
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ONLY ROLF LISTENS, YES?
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HELLO?
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COME AGAIN?
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HURRY, PLEASE!
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ASSISTANCE!
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TURN AROUND, KEVIN!
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MAKE LIKE THE WIND!
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A DAMSEL IN NEED REQUESTS ROOM
SERVICE!
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IT'S SEEPING INTO MY SHOES!
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EVERYBODY IN POSITION?
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I GUESS SO.
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READY!
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DEATH TO THE MOLE MUTANTS!
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I HOPE THAT HUNK OF WOOD
KNOWS WHAT IT'S DOING.
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PLANK SAYS ON THE COUNT OF 3
WE ALL FLUSH.
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FLUSH LIKE YOU'VE NEVER FLUSHED
BEFORE!
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1...
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2...
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3!
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FLUSH!
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BLESS YOU, BLESS YOU, ROLF.
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CURSE ED'S OVERACTIVE
IMAGINATION.
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HONESTLY, HE HAD EVERYONE
CONVINCED THAT MOLE MUTANTS
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SWARM--
KEV BOY! NO!
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AY YI YI!
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[KEVIN PANTING]
LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
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WE CAN LET POWER RISE ABOVE
SAID BABY.
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WE MUST HAVE GOOD ENOUGH!
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GOT YOU.
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DUDE.
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DUCK.
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YOU MEAN DUDE, MAN.
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NO! ROLF MEANS--
IT'S WORKING, PLANK!
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WHOO-HOO!
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YEAH!
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I GOT YOU, EDDY!
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I GOT YOU!
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WAIT.
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ROLF FALLS FIRST.
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ALL RIGHT.
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WHO'S THE WISE GUY?
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IT WAS PLANK'S IDEA!
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♪ HE SAVED THE CUL-DE-SAC
FROM THE MOLE MUTANTS ♪
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HA! HE'S A HERO!
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[CHEERING]
BRAVO!
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[CHEERING]
LOOK AT ME! YAY!
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CURLING TONGS, HERE I COME!
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HERO, HERO...
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NOW I CAN FINISH MY
POTPOURRI, SARAH.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY WE CHILL OVER
THAT FIELD-WORKER PAGEANT THING,
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ROLF?
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ROLF PUSHES.
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EDDY, LOOK.
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DOUBLE D IS DOUBLE DONE FOR.
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BUT IT'S THE END OF THE SHOW,
ED.
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I KNOW, EDDY.
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I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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I STILL GOT CASH, BUDDY BOY!
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FOR ONCE IN MY STINKING LIFE,
I'M IN THE BLACK!
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CHA-CHING!
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HA HA HA!
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[ROAR]
MOLE MUTANT!
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MY MONEY.
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ED...
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RUN AWAY!
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IT WILL EAT US!
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LET ME OUT OF HERE!
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I GOTTA GET MY MONEY!
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LET'S FIGHT THIS ONE, EDDY!
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LET ME OUT, OR I'LL--
CAN'T DO THAT, EDDY.
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NOT WHILE ONE MOLE MUTANT WALKS
THIS EARTH DROOLING FOR ITS NEXT
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VICTIM.
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[ROARING]
IT HAS FOUND US, EDDY!
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[GARGLING]
MOLE MUTANT!
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AH...AH...
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CHOO!
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BLESS ME.
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IT'S JUST SOCKHEAD, STUPID.
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DOUBLE D!
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UNCHUCKED AND UNDIGESTED!
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WE ARE AS ONCE TWICE AGAIN.
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MY HAT, THANK YOU.
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I'M GOING HOME NOW.
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I HAVE A STRICT DECONTAMINATION
REGIMEN TO IMPLEMENT.
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OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT!
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WE'RE GOING BACK INTO THAT SEWER
TO GET MY CASH.
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GOT IT?
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NOT SO FAST, BUCKOS!
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IT MAY BE DAYS BEFORE IT IS SAFE
TO GO, UM...
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OUTSIDE.
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AS WE WILL BE THE LAST HUMANS ON
EARTH LIVING ON GRUBS AND STALE
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MARSHMALLOWS.
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GIVE ME THAT STUPID THING!
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RUN AWAY!
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YOU BETTER RUN.
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00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:22,460
OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE.
258
00:11:22,542 --> 00:11:25,172
BUT, EDDY, IT'S A COLLECTOR'S
ISSUE!
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YEAH?
260
00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:27,168
WELL, COLLECT THIS!
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00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,750
HEY, WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHT?
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[SNORING]
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00:11:53,208 --> 00:11:55,498
HEY, RIP VAN WINKLE!
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GET CRACKING, BOY-O.
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00:11:56,292 --> 00:11:57,422
WE'RE LATE FOR SCHOOL.
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AN EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE
PEANUT, DOUBLE D.
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00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:02,245
SCHOOL?
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00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:06,213
I HATE TO BE THE BEARER OF BAD
NEWS, GENTLEMEN, BUT TODAY'S
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SATURDAY.
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SATURDAY?!
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ED, YOU DOLT!
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00:12:11,042 --> 00:12:13,962
YOU WOKE ME UP FOR SCHOOL ON A
SATURDAY?
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00:12:14,042 --> 00:12:16,172
IT WASN'T MY FAULT, EDDY.
274
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,130
MY BELLY TOLD ME IT WAS
BOTTOMLESS GRAVY DAY IN THE
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CAFETERIA.
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00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,828
BAD BELLY.
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00:12:24,917 --> 00:12:25,747
BAD!
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00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:28,713
GRR!
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00:12:28,792 --> 00:12:30,502
YOUR HEAD'S BOTTOMLESS!
280
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,753
BELLY BAD, EDDY!
281
00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:33,753
COME HERE, YOU LITTLE--
BELLY!
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00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:35,173
LOVABLE OAF.
283
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:35,960
OH, WELL.
284
00:12:36,042 --> 00:12:40,132
BEST BEGIN MY DAY, I SUPPOSE.
285
00:12:43,042 --> 00:12:53,212
[BEEPING]
[HUMMING]
286
00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:08,290
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...
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00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:11,705
THE SHOWER.
288
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:16,922
OH, HOW I ADORE ITS SPRINKLING
SPLENDOR, ITS CASCADING
289
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,380
CLEANSING, ITS STEAMY SERENADE.
290
00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:22,128
AN IMPERATIVE STEP TO EACH AND
EVERY DAY.
291
00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:26,208
AAH!
292
00:13:26,042 --> 00:13:28,672
MY BATHROOM!
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DEMOLISHED!
294
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:30,332
DISMEMBERED!
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00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:32,827
DISINTEGRATED!
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00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:36,377
A STICKY NOTE.
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00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:40,998
"DEAR EDWARD, THE SHOWER IS OUT
OF ORDER DUE TO RENOVATIONS.
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HAVE A NICE DAY.
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00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:45,455
LOVE, MOTHER AND FATHER."
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00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:51,172
OH, DEAR!
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00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:58,290
SCRAM, ED!
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00:13:58,375 --> 00:13:59,785
NO LIE, EDDY!
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00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:02,165
IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
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00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,040
BEAT IT!
305
00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:05,325
WEEKEND WRECKER.
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00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:08,877
OF ALL THE INCONSIDERATE--
WITHOUT EVEN A WORD, MOTHER AND
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00:14:08,958 --> 00:14:12,038
FATHER, IN ALL THEIR WISDOM,
FELT IT NECESSARY TO RENOVATE
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00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:13,375
OUR BATHROOM.
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00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:19,128
I ASK YOU, DO I EVEN EXIST?
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00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:20,668
EDDY!
311
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,250
THE BELLY IS EVIL!
312
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:25,133
THE BELLY IS CRUEL!
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00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:30,458
[RINGING]
EDDY, I KNOW THIS MAY BE
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00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:33,332
DIFFICULT, AND NORMALLY I
WOULDN'T ASK THIS OF YOU, BUT
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00:14:33,417 --> 00:14:34,917
MAY I USE YOUR SHOWER?
316
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,580
I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF BRINGING
MY OWN TOILETRIES.
317
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,537
MIND YOU, I WILL REQUIRE A CLEAN
TOWEL, PREFERABLY COTTON, AS
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00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:42,415
POLYBLENDS IRRITATE MY SKIN.
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00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:45,380
HIT THE ROAD!
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00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:50,288
WINDBAG.
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00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:55,575
DID YOUR BELLY LIE, TOO,
DOUBLE D?
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00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:58,577
NOT TO BE RUDE, ED, BUT I
DESPERATELY NEED TO FIND A
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00:14:58,667 --> 00:14:59,247
SHOWER.
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00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,503
OH, MESSY, MESSY, MESSY.
325
00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:08,043
EDDY!
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00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:12,075
OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.
327
00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:14,037
LE JIMMY'S BEE-YOOTY SALON?
328
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:16,075
HOW FORTUITOUS.
329
00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:20,247
JIMMY'S A YOUNG MAN OF
UPSTANDING HYGIENIC CALIBER.
330
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:25,133
[HUMMING]
VOILA!
331
00:15:25,208 --> 00:15:28,378
I FEEL WEIRD.
332
00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:30,168
HMM.
333
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,210
WOWSERS!
334
00:15:31,042 --> 00:15:33,502
THAT SURE LOOKS SNAZZY, JIMMY!
335
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,133
THAT'S LE JIMMY.
336
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000
NOW SIT STILL.
337
00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:37,503
YOU'RE RUINING MY VISION OF YOU.
338
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:41,963
WELCOME TO LE JIMMY'S, WHERE
WE HAVE A COMB AND YOU DON'T.
339
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:44,042
WE HAVE DUCT-TAPE WAXING.
340
00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:45,665
ONLY JIMMY'S SPECIALTY.
341
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:50,420
KETCHUP AND MUSTARD MANICURES
AND SPAGHETTI RELAXATION BATHS.
342
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,250
ROCK AND ROLL, HUH, PLANK?
343
00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:57,883
YES. WELL, THIS ALL SOUNDS
VERY LUXURIOUS, SARAH, BUT ALL
344
00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,458
I REQUIRE TODAY IS A SHOWER.
345
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:06,462
IS THAT RIGHT?
346
00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:10,132
LE JIMMY HAS AN OPENING IN 3
WEEKS.
347
00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:11,578
3 WEEKS?
348
00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:12,827
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
349
00:16:12,917 --> 00:16:14,207
I'M AFRAID YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
350
00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:18,002
I NEED A SHOWER IMMEDIATELY.
351
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:20,043
3 WEEKS, BUB!
352
00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:21,705
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!
353
00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:23,382
WELL, UM, OK.
354
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:24,458
THANK YOU, SARAH.
355
00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:26,632
UM, YOU'VE CERTAINLY MADE YOUR
POINT.
356
00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:27,958
YES, INDEEDY.
357
00:16:28,042 --> 00:16:32,462
UM, WITH THAT, I'LL BE SURE TO,
UH, COOPERATE FULLY.
358
00:16:32,542 --> 00:16:35,042
YES?
359
00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:36,125
SHOWER, SHOWER, SHOWER!
360
00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:40,578
HEY!
361
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,917
JIMMY, I BESEECH YOU.
362
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,080
PLEASE...
363
00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:46,167
[COUGHING]
A FAVOR.
364
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,040
ALL I ASK FOR IS A SHOWER.
365
00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:51,125
FIND IT IN YOUR HEART, LAD.
366
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:54,168
AT THIS VERY MOMENT, THERE ARE
MILLIONS OF DEAD SKIN CELLS
367
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:57,960
AMASSING UNDER THE THREADS OF MY
ROBE!
368
00:16:58,042 --> 00:16:59,502
GO AWAY.
369
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:03,423
STOP THAT!
370
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,880
PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
371
00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:09,328
I LOVE MYSELF.
372
00:17:09,417 --> 00:17:11,457
YOU ATTACKED SARAH IN COLD
BLOOD.
373
00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:18,962
DON'T HIT ME!
374
00:17:19,042 --> 00:17:26,042
[WHIMPERING]
IS LE JIMMY'S A SCREAM OR
375
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:27,125
WHAT?
376
00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:29,878
JONNY, MAY I USE YOUR SHOWER?
377
00:17:29,958 --> 00:17:32,078
NO.
378
00:17:32,167 --> 00:17:38,707
THEY RUINED MY SALON, SARAH.
379
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:40,082
LOOK AT ME!
380
00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:44,997
IS A SHOWER TOO MUCH TO ASK?
381
00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:48,173
[GROWLING]
YOU'RE ON, PLANK.
382
00:17:48,042 --> 00:17:50,962
I'LL TAKE THE DIRTY KID FOR A
QUARTER.
383
00:17:51,042 --> 00:18:00,922
AAH!
384
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,380
ROLF.
385
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:05,628
FINALLY, SOMEONE WILL UNDERSTAND
MY PLIGHT.
386
00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:08,668
SOMEONE WHO CAN SYMPATHIZE WITH
THE SOILED SUFFERING I'VE
387
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:10,330
ENDURED.
388
00:18:10,417 --> 00:18:12,417
UM, ROLF.
389
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:13,830
EXCUSE ME.
390
00:18:13,917 --> 00:18:18,207
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME?
391
00:18:18,042 --> 00:18:22,922
MAY I TROUBLE YOU FOR THE USE OF
YOUR SHOWER SO I CAN START MY
392
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:29,880
DAY ON THE RIGHT FOOT?
393
00:18:29,958 --> 00:18:33,078
ROLF!
394
00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:33,917
OH, DEAR!
395
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,500
ROLF, STOP!
396
00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:48,133
YEOW!
397
00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:49,958
[SNIFFS]
AH, TOO EARLY, YES?
398
00:18:50,042 --> 00:18:59,922
THE FERMENTING HAS YET TO BEGIN.
399
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:08,500
[MOO]
THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS
400
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:11,833
HAS ABANDONED ME!
401
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,287
SHOWER, SHOWER, SHOWER.
402
00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:15,205
SHOWER, SHOWER, SHOWER.
403
00:19:15,042 --> 00:19:16,792
SHOWER, SHOWER, SHOWER.
404
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:18,285
SHOWER, SHOWER, SHOWER.
405
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:19,745
SHOWER, SHOWER, SHOWER.
406
00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:21,083
SHOWER, SHOWER, SHOWER.
407
00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:32,917
SHOWER, SHOWER, SHOWER!
408
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,080
GREETINGS, MICROORGANISMS.
409
00:19:35,167 --> 00:19:36,707
HOP ABOARD.
410
00:19:36,792 --> 00:19:38,632
WELCOME, BACTERIA.
411
00:19:38,708 --> 00:19:41,788
OH, HAPPY DAY.
412
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:44,455
EDWARD!
413
00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:48,172
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
414
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:51,290
DIVE IN, OLD VISION OF MY
FORMER SELF.
415
00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:55,495
THERE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH FILTH
TO GO AROUND.
416
00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:58,543
I'LL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH
YOUR SELF-DEGRADATION, THANK
417
00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:03,205
YOU, AS I STAND FOR CLEANLINESS,
MORAL FIBER, AND ALL THAT IS
418
00:20:03,292 --> 00:20:06,292
DECENT AND NEATLY FOLDED.
419
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:09,125
ZIPPITY DO DAH!
420
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,078
STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT!
421
00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:14,997
GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF, MISTER.
422
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,793
THAT'S DISGUSTING!
423
00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:22,995
MAY I USE YOUR SHOWER?
424
00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:26,333
GOOD LORD.
425
00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:31,167
STINKY, STINKY, STINKY.
426
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:34,460
NO SHOWER FOR ME!
427
00:20:34,542 --> 00:20:39,792
[GRUNTING]
HA HA HA!
428
00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:40,665
FOR ME?
429
00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:44,130
OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
430
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:47,668
DOUBLE D, IS THAT YOU?
431
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:50,130
NO, NOT REALLY.
432
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:53,878
NO OFFENSE, DUDE, BUT YOU
COULD REALLY USE A SHOWER.
433
00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:58,128
LET'S GET YOU A WASHCLOTH, OK?
434
00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:05,788
A S-SHOWER?
435
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:07,915
THE BATHROOM'S THROUGH HERE.
436
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,630
SEE?
437
00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:15,748
A RADIANT ANGEL HAS SMILED
DOWN UPON ME.
438
00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:18,083
WHATEVER.
439
00:21:18,167 --> 00:21:19,957
HERE YOU GO.
440
00:21:20,042 --> 00:21:30,002
NOW, DON'T FORGET TO WASH BEHIND
YOUR EARS.
441
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:35,383
NOW, DON'T FORGET TO WASH BEHIND
YOUR EARS.
442
00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:36,708
OH, YEAH, BABY.
443
00:21:36,792 --> 00:21:40,132
NOTHING LIKE A SHOWER TO GET YOU
READY FOR A NEW DAY.
444
00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:44,668
WHAT THE--
LOOK WHAT I FOUND ON NAZZ'S
445
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:45,710
LAWN, EDDY.
446
00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:53,542
IT LOOKS A LOT LIKE DOUBLE D.
447
00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:54,915
P.U.!
448
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,710
YOU REEK, SOCKHEAD.
449
00:21:56,792 --> 00:22:00,502
HE SMELLS WORSER THAN THE
SANDWICH UNDER MY BED, EDDY.
450
00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:01,503
HA HA HA!
451
00:22:01,583 --> 00:22:03,333
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, LUMPY.
452
00:22:03,417 --> 00:22:05,997
MORE LIKE ONE OF YOUR
3-MONTH-OLD GYM SOCKS.
453
00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:10,043
OH, OH, LIKE MY HEAD ON A
RAINY DAY, HUH, EDDY?
454
00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:11,035
HA HA!
455
00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:11,785
HA HA!
456
00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:12,915
VERY FUNNY.
457
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:18,500
CAN WE GET ON WITH THIS, PLEASE?
458
00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:24,333
LET'S GET THAT CUSTARD OUT OF
YOUR BELLYBUTTON, MISTER.
459
00:22:24,417 --> 00:22:24,997
WAIT, ED.
460
00:22:25,083 --> 00:22:26,423
LET ME GO GET A CAMERA.
461
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:28,790
HA HA HA!
462
00:22:29,583 --> 00:22:30,963
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
463
00:22:31,042 --> 00:22:32,132
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
464
00:22:32,208 --> 00:22:33,708
--www.ncicap.org--]
465
00:22:46,542 --> 00:22:47,582
ED, EDD, N' EDDY!
466
00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:48,827
BRRRRRR YEAH!
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