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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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BL-BL-BL-BL YEAH!
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[BELL RINGS]
RIGHT ON!
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"B's" AND "C's" FOR ME!
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"B's" AND "C's" FOR ME!
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ALL THAT EXTRA TUTORING YOU GAVE
ME REALLY PAID OFF, BUDDY.
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HEY, JONNY, CHECK THIS OUT.
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AN "A" IN CHEERLEADING?
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YOU SURE MUST HAVE BRAINS!
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CHOICE!
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I UPPED MY FINE ARTS MARK TO A
C-MINUS.
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DAD'S GONNA BE STOKED.
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PRESENT-DAY HOOEY!
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ROLF WILL NEED A NEW TUCKUS
AFTER PAPA SEES THIS.
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DUDE, A "D" IN TYPING?
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ROUGH.
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ALL NIGHT, CHIN-FACED KEVIN!
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OF WHAT USE IS THIS INFERNAL
BUTTON BOX TO THE SON OF A
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SHEPHERD?
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ROLF ASKS YOU!
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UH...
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YO, NAZZ, HOW DID YOU DO?
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OH, WHAT DID YOU GET?
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HOW COME THEY GET THEIR
REPORT CARDS WHILE SOME
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BACK-STABBING JERK IS
HAND-DELIVERING OURS STRAIGHT
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TO OUR PARENTS?
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LIFE CAN BE SO CRUEL!
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I MEAN, WHAT LOW-DOWN,
MISERABLE, TWO-TIMING,
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DOUBLE-CROSSING SLIMEBALL WOULD
DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
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WELL, LOOK AT THE BRIGHT
SIDE, GENTLEMEN.
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THIS COULD BE A GREAT
OPPORTUNITY FOR THE TWO OF YOU
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TO SIT WITH YOUR PARENTS AND
FIND A CORRECTIVE CURRICULUM TO
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OVERCOME YOUR ACADEMIC
SHORTCOMINGS.
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YES, INDEEDY.
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[LAUGHING]
SMOOTH MOVE, DORK!
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HA HA HA!
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FOR ME?
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YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE, DOUBLE D.
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PICK PAPER UP, PICK PAPER UP!
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NO, NO, NO, ED.
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PLEASE.
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LET ME DO THAT.
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DOUBLE D!
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YOUR REPORT CARDS LOOK THE SAME
AS MINE AND EDDY'S!
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LET ME SEE THOSE!
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SO YOU'RE THE BACK-STABBING
JERK!
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WHO, ME?
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UM, HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?
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NEVER, UM...
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PERHAPS I SHOULD HANG ON TO
THOSE FOR SAFEKEEPING.
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IN YOUR DREAMS!
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MAY I MIGHT?
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I BET I'M DOING REAL GOOD, GUYS.
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OOH, OOH!
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LISTEN TO THIS!
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"ED HAS DIFFICULTY WITH HIS
ABILITY TO CONCENTRATE FOR EVEN
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THE SMALLEST PERIOD."
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TICK-TOCK, TICK-TOCK, TICK-TOCK.
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THE TEACHER'S GOT YOU PEGGED,
ED.
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DEPLORABLE GRADES DO NOT A
JOKE MAKE, EDDY.
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WHO'S GOT DEPLORABLE GRADES,
SMART GUY?
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NOT US, NOT ANYMORE!
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HA HA HA!
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TIME TO GET TO WORK, ED.
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[WHISTLE]
A LITTLE HAND-ME-DOWN FROM MY
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BROTHER.
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THE GOOD OLD REPORT
CARD-CHANGING KIT.
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HA HA HA!
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HERE, GET CRACKING.
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ALREADY CRACKED, EDDY.
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THE USUAL "A's" AND "B's."
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THROW IN A C-MINUS JUST IN CASE.
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I DON'T WANT MY FOLKS TO GET
SUSPICIOUS.
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LOOKIE, A "C", I SEE.
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THAT IS WHERE YOU BE, EDDY
McGEE.
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HUH?
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WE'RE BUSTED, ED.
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NOT GOOD, EDDY.
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UH, PRINCIPAL, SIR.
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I SURRENDER!
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HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
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UH, I'VE BEEN ENTRUSTED WITH
A VERY IMPORTANT TASK, EDDY, AND
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NEITHER RAIN NOR SLEET NOR SNOW
NOR YOU NOR ED SHALL STOP ME
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FROM COMPLETING THIS DUTY.
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I'M SURE YOUR PARENTS WILL BE
VERY UNDERSTANDING AND--
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I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE
WITH MY AUNT!
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SHE HAS A MUSTACHE, DOUBLE D!
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GIVE ME THOSE REPORT CARDS!
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HER CAT MAKES ME SNEEZE AND
SHE NEVER BUTTERS MY TOAST!
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THE CARDS, NOW!
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SHE SMELLS LIKE CABBAGE AND
SHE MAKES ME USE TOOTHPICKS!
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GIMME 'EM!
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[PANTING]
[BELL RINGS]
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MATH CLASS!
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YES!
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SANCTUARY!
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MATH CLASS!
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YES, WE GOT HIM.
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[PANTING]
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[WRITING ON CHALKBOARD]
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[TICKING]
[OVEN BELL RINGS]
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UH, PARDON ME, SIR.
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MAY I BE EXCUSED TO THE
RESTROOM?
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THANK YOU.
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SUCKER-PUNCH.
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NOW, IF I CAN JUST GET TO THE
OUTSIDE BEFORE THE FINAL BELL!
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RACE YOU HOME, BUDDY!
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MEATLOAF MONDAY, GIRLS!
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LAST ONE HOME FILES MOM'S
BUNIONS.
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NO BUNIONS FOR ME.
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I'M ON A DIET.
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WEASEL BOY'S STILL INSIDE,
ED.
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AS SOON AS HE COMES OUT, LET HIM
HAVE IT, AND I'LL GRAB THE
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REPORT CARDS.
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[GULP]
ED BOY!
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ROLF ASKS A FAVOR OF YOU.
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HAVE MERCY, ED BOY, AND HOLD
ROLF'S RUCKSACK SO THAT ROLF CAN
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CARRY THIS CURSED THING HOME FOR
FURTHER TORMENT!
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[DOOR RATTLING]
ROLF?
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GOT HIM, EDDY!
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GOOD FOR ME!
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YOU IDIOT!
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DOES ROLF LOOK LIKE DOUBLE D?
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HMM.
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MAYBE WITH A HAT?
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HEY, ROLFIE.
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YOU SEEN DOUBLE D?
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DOUBLE D ED BOY?
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UM, I AM AN INNOCENT SON OF A
SHEPHERD.
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I KNOW NOTHING.
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GOOD-BYE.
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[GRUNT]
IT'S THE RAT!
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GET HIM, ED!
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RUN, ED BOY!
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RUN LIKE THE WIND!
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SWEET.
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CRUISE OR LOSE?
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HEY, CRUISE OR LOSE.
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THAT RHYMES.
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PLEASE FORGIVE ME, BUT THIS
IS AN EMERGENCY!
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HEY, GET BACK HERE WITH MY
BIKE!
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BEEP, BEEP!
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[PANTING]
THROW ME SOMETHING, MISTER.
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OK, HERE YOU GO, PARTY-GOERS.
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WELCOME TO JIMMY AND SARAH'S
AFTER-SCHOOL CARNIVAL!
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TEA AND CAKE FOR EVERYBODY!
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PARDON ME, EXCUSE ME!
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SLOW-MOVING VEHICLES TO THE
RIGHT, PLEASE.
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RABBLE-ROUSER, SARAH!
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WHAT?!
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GIVE US THOSE REPORT CARDS!
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THAT-A-WAY, ED!
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WHICH WAY, EDDY?
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SARAH, ED!
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GRRR!
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SARAH NO GOOD FOR ED, EDDY!
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GO, LUMPY, GO!
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ANY LAST WORDS BEFORE I POUND
YOU?
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BEEP, BEEP!
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END OF THE ROAD,
MR. DO-GOODER.
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HAND OVER THOSE REPORT CARDS.
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[GRUNTING]
HOW'D HE DO THAT?
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HE'S TOO SMART FOR US, EDDY!
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WE WILL NEVER CATCH HIM!
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DON'T COUNT YOUR BISCUITS
BEFORE THEY HATCH, LUMPY.
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SOCKHEAD MAY BE SMART, BUT HE'S
WEAK, AND HE'LL NEVER DELIVER
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THOSE REPORT CARDS ALIVE!
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HA HA HA!
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I'M ALIVE, EDDY!
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I'M ALIVE!
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[PANTING]
DUDLEY DO-THE-RIGHT-THING
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DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE, ED.
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IT'S BRAWN OVER BRAINS, I TELL
YA.
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AHA!
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YOU'RE TRAPPED!
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THERE'S NO ESCAPING NOW, SMART
GUY.
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HAND OVER THOSE REPORT CARDS.
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HE'S GETTING AWAY.
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DIG A HOLE, DIG A HOLE, DIG A
HOLE, DIG A HOLE, DIG A HOLE,
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DIG A--
YOU SHOULD HAVE DUG DEEPER!
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[PANTING]
OUCH.
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JUST LIKE OUR REPORT CARDS,
YOU FAILED.
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HA HA HA!
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OH, DEAR, I HOPE YOU'RE
DECENT.
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PARDON ME, EXCUSE ME.
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GET BACK HERE, YOU WIRY
LITTLE--
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HEY, WHAT'S WITH YOU?
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LOOKS LIKE DESSERT SHOWED UP
JUST IN TIME, GIRLS.
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SHORTCAKE?
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MY FAVE!
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AND A TALL MILK SHAKE!
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GET IT OFF!
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GET IT OFF!
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TIRED, SO TIRED.
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I CAN'T GO ON.
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OH, SO CLOSE.
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I MUST, I WILL, I SHALL.
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I COMMEND YOUR EFFORTS,
GENTLEMEN, BUT AS ALWAYS, THE
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SANCTUM OF EDUCATION CHAMPIONS
THE DAY!
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WHO'S THE SMART GUY NOW, HUH?
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WHAT THE--
WHERE'D THE REPORT CARDS GO?
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[TRUMPET PLAYING]
CONGRATULATIONS, RANGER ROLF,
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ON YOUR TASK WELL COMPLETED.
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IT IS AN HONOR I PRESENT TO YOU
THE REPORT CARD DELIVERY BADGE!
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THANK YOU, YES.
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VERY GOOD, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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ROLF IS PLEASED!
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OUR REPORT CARDS?
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HONESTLY, I JUST FEEL SICK
ABOUT ALL THIS, BUT WHEN THE
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PRINCIPAL ASKED ME TO TAKE ON
THIS RESPONSIBILITY, I HAD NO
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OTHER RECOURSE THAN TO ACCEPT
AND RISK YOUR BEING UPSET FOR
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YOUR OWN GOOD.
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DAD?
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WAIT, UM, THE GRADES ARE IN
GREEK THIS YEAR.
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I DID GOOD.
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I SWEAR!
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UH-OH.
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NO AUNTIE FOR ED!
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MOMMY!
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NO AUNTIE FOR ED!
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OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR.
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I SUPPOSE SOME LESSONS JUST HAVE
TO BE LEARNED THE HARD WAY.
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AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH?
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HA HA HA!
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ZAPPITY ZAP ZAP.
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THAT'S STATIC ELECTRICITY,
ED.
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DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS TREASURE
TROVE OF ACCESSIBLE ENERGY LIES
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RIGHT BENEATH OUR FEET?
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NO.
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LIKE BETWEEN MY TOES, DOUBLE D?
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NOT QUITE, ED.
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HERE, YOU TRY.
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HMM.
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YOU SEE, BY SHUFFLING ALONG
THE CARPET, YOU ABSORB EAGER
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ELECTRONS RAPIDLY LOOKING FOR A
DIRECT ESCAPE.
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HA HA HA!
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NOW, ED, THERE'S NO NEED TO
OVERDO IT.
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HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA!
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ED, THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH.
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ED, PLEASE STOP!
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LIKE THIS, DOUBLE D?
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HA HA HA!
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ZAPPITY ZAP ZAP.
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TAG--YOU'RE IT.
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CHECK IT OUT, BOYS.
247
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TA-DA!
248
00:13:06,708 --> 00:13:07,418
OH, OH!
249
00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:08,960
IT'S A...A...
250
00:13:09,042 --> 00:13:10,422
JAWBREAKER?!
251
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:15,170
WHERE ON EARTH DID YOU GET THAT
FROM?
252
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,330
I SCAMMED IT OFF JONNY.
253
00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:17,537
WHAT A PIGEON!
254
00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:21,205
YUM.
255
00:13:21,292 --> 00:13:23,292
SPICY.
256
00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:24,375
PTOO!
257
00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:25,498
DO TELL, EDDY.
258
00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:27,083
HOW DID YOU DO IT?
259
00:13:27,167 --> 00:13:28,577
EASY.
260
00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:31,167
I WAS WALKING HOME FROM SCHOOL
AFTER MY DETENTION, OF COURSE,
261
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:36,040
WHEN I SPOTTED BALDY COMING OUT
OF THE CANDY STORE.
262
00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:36,915
TEACHERS.
263
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:44,460
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
264
00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:50,002
[CHUCKLING]
HEY, EDDY.
265
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:55,003
[YAWN]
WHAT?
266
00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:56,463
WHAT?
267
00:13:56,542 --> 00:13:57,292
WHATEVER.
268
00:13:57,375 --> 00:14:02,245
WHATEVER.
269
00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:04,713
DID YOU CATCH THAT GUY, BUDDY?
270
00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:07,422
EDDY TRIED TO BEAT IT WITH OUR
JAWBREAKER.
271
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,330
WHAT A WEASEL FACE.
272
00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:11,577
YOU SAID IT, PAL.
273
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:13,577
BETTER KEEP A SHARP EYE OUT.
274
00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:20,667
[HUMMING]
BOY, YOU SURE ARE ACTING WEIRD,
275
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,290
PLANK.
276
00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:23,245
WHO, ME?
277
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:24,383
NOPE.
278
00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:26,668
IT'S THAT CHIP AGAIN, ISN'T
IT?
279
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:31,380
YOU JUST HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME
SINCE ROLF'S PLACE, REMEMBER?
280
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,998
YOU WERE LOOKING FOR KICKS, AND
YOU WANTED TO BE AN ENGINE
281
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:36,003
PISTON.
282
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:39,383
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO
THIS, PLANK?
283
00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:41,628
WHAT'S THAT?
284
00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:48,748
OK!
285
00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:52,043
WHAT'S THAT?!
286
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,205
HOLY COW!
287
00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:56,042
MORE GAS?!
288
00:14:56,125 --> 00:15:05,035
YOU SURE GOT GUTS, BUDDY!
289
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:08,665
BEHOLD THE TOIL OF 40 DAYS
AND 40 NIGHTS.
290
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:12,080
ROLF CAN SENSE YOUR JEALOUSY OF
ROLF'S GIANT SQUASH.
291
00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:15,707
CRY, CRY IF YOU MUST, FOR ROLF
WOULD CRY, TOO, WITH THE SIGHT
292
00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:22,252
OF THIS VENUS OF THE GOURD
FAMILY.
293
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:25,833
HANG ON, BUDDY!
294
00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:28,287
YOU MAY KISS IT IF YOU LIKE.
295
00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:33,785
I'LL SAVE YOU!
296
00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:34,955
JONNY THE WOOD BOY!
297
00:15:35,042 --> 00:15:45,042
UNHAND ROLF'S TRACTOR!
298
00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:56,705
UNHAND ROLF'S TRACTOR!
299
00:15:56,792 --> 00:15:59,132
BUDDY!
300
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:06,078
GIVE HIM BACK, YOU BULLY!
301
00:16:06,167 --> 00:16:13,457
HA HA HA!
302
00:16:13,542 --> 00:16:15,332
LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO PLANK!
303
00:16:15,417 --> 00:16:17,537
HE'S GOT BRAIN DAMAGE!
304
00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:19,375
THE WOOD HAS A BRAIN?
305
00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:23,578
BOY, ROLF, YOU REMIND ME OF
ME WHEN I WAS CHUBBY.
306
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:24,877
SAY WHAT?
307
00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:27,788
WHEN WERE YOU--OH, YEAH.
308
00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:31,035
I REMEMBER.
309
00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:33,075
THIS ONE'S CALLED THE GUITAR
SOLO!
310
00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:34,037
DING-A-DING-DANG!
311
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:35,825
DING-A-LONG-DING-DONG!
312
00:16:35,917 --> 00:16:37,037
COOL!
313
00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:41,165
MY HAIR!
314
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,710
SCHYEAH!
315
00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:44,462
MY TURN!
316
00:16:44,542 --> 00:16:46,132
YOU GO, GIRL.
317
00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:52,998
WHOO-HOO!
318
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:59,333
THIS ONE'S CALLED COOKIE
DOUGH CHIMICHANGA DIP!
319
00:16:59,417 --> 00:17:07,417
[SCREAMING]
DUDE, LIKE, THAT WAS SO MUCH
320
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,500
FUN!
321
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:10,083
RIGHTEOUS.
322
00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:13,497
[LAUGHING]
LOOK AT THIS PAPER NAPKIN,
323
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:15,083
JIMMY.
324
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:17,827
SUCH TOMFOOLERY BRINGS ROLF BACK
TO ROLF'S LAZY GOOD-FOR-NOTHING
325
00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:18,667
YOUTH.
326
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:21,830
ROLF REMEMBERS, YES?
327
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:27,327
[HUMMING]
WOOLY BULLY.
328
00:17:27,417 --> 00:17:29,667
HOW'D THE HECK WE GET HERE?
329
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:32,000
THIS ISN'T WHAT I WAS
REMEMBERING.
330
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:39,333
[ROLF HUMMING]
I'M CONFUSED, EDDY.
331
00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:41,577
YOU ORIGINALLY WERE FLASHING
BACK TO SOMETHING YOU
332
00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:42,877
REMEMBERED.
333
00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:44,128
WHAT WAS IT?
334
00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:46,078
I CAN'T REMEMBER NOW.
335
00:17:46,167 --> 00:17:50,497
FIRST, JONNY STOLE MY FLASHBACK,
THEN NAZZ, AND NOW ROLF.
336
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:52,003
OH, OH!
337
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:53,043
I KNOW.
338
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:55,825
WE WERE STANDING NEXT TO A...
339
00:17:55,917 --> 00:18:00,037
HOLE IN THE WALL RIGHT AFTER A
BIG BOOM.
340
00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:05,575
REMEMBER?
341
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:06,627
HUH?
342
00:18:06,708 --> 00:18:08,078
THIS AIN'T THE HOLE.
343
00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:09,417
YEP.
344
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:13,290
YOU WERE STANDING HERE, AND ME
AND DOUBLE D WAS HERE.
345
00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:14,035
SEE?
346
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:17,165
ZAPPITY ZAP ZAP, DOUBLE D.
347
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:20,960
UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T THINK
THIS IS WHAT EDDY HAD IN MIND.
348
00:18:21,042 --> 00:18:22,082
THAT'S IT!
349
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:28,787
FROM NOW ON, NOBODY'S DOING ANY
REMEMBERING BUT ME!
350
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:32,245
THOSE IDIOTS KNOW NOTHING
ABOUT CREAM ORANGE, JIMMY.
351
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:37,423
CREAM ORANGE IS SCRUMPTIOUS,
SARAH.
352
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,000
EDDY!
353
00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:43,673
ED'S FLASHED US BACK TO THE DAY
YOUR SCAM RUINED JIMMY'S TEETH!
354
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:45,170
IT'S A BOWLING PIN, SARAH!
355
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,880
THEY TRICKED ME!
356
00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:48,038
OH, YEAH!
357
00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:49,665
OH, NO.
358
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:54,210
I JUST REMEMBERED THE PAIN SARAH
WILL NOW INFLICT ON US.
359
00:18:54,292 --> 00:18:56,582
ED!
360
00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:57,957
GRRR!
361
00:18:58,042 --> 00:18:58,792
EDDY, QUICK!
362
00:18:58,875 --> 00:18:59,575
REMEMBER SOMETHING.
363
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:00,667
ANYTHING!
364
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:01,540
I CAN'T!
365
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:02,785
I'M TOO SCARED!
366
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:03,995
UM, YES.
367
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:06,043
REMEMBER THAT TIME SARAH
FOLLOWED US TO SCHOOL?
368
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:06,915
GRRR!
369
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:07,830
OH, YEAH!
370
00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:08,707
I REMEMBER.
371
00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:11,502
YEAH, YOU LUNKHEAD!
372
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:14,003
WHEN WE LOCKED HER IN A
LOCKER?
373
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:15,673
SHOWED HER.
374
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,500
BUT, EDDY...
375
00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:21,707
SHE HAD BOXING CLASS THAT DAY!
376
00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:24,382
AND SHE INFLICTED MORE PAIN
ON US!
377
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:27,828
RUN AWAY!
378
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,037
WEREN'T WE JUST HERE?
379
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:33,575
I THINK ED JUST FLASHED US
BACKWARDS OR SOMETHING.
380
00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:36,127
YOU BET YOUR SWEET BIPPY I
DID.
381
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:37,498
HEY, WHAT'D I TELL YOU?
382
00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:40,043
ONLY I'M SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER
STUFF.
383
00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:40,915
RUN AWAY!
384
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000
THE SUCKING BOWLING BALL!
385
00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:45,043
HEY, LUMPY'S GOT IT RIGHT.
386
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:47,205
HE'S REWINDING US BACK TO THE
START!
387
00:19:47,292 --> 00:19:50,002
YES, WELL, JUST MIND YOUR
SPEED, ED.
388
00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:51,133
SPEED, ED?
389
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:52,078
THAT'S ME!
390
00:19:52,167 --> 00:19:59,167
ED!
391
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,920
WHERE'D WE GO, EDDY?
392
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,080
HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
393
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:04,877
YOU'RE THE IDIOT THAT...
394
00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:07,998
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?
395
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:10,923
THIS HAS DEFINITELY GONE IN
THE WRONG DIRECTION, EDDY.
396
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:15,210
ED'S FLASHED US BACK TO THE DAY
I FIRST MET YOU TWO.
397
00:20:15,042 --> 00:20:16,002
CHECK IT OUT!
398
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:18,003
IT'S MY BOTTOMLESS ED SCAM.
399
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,713
HOW'D IT GO AGAIN?
400
00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:21,082
BE AMAZED, KID.
401
00:20:21,167 --> 00:20:25,127
WATCH BOTTOMLESS ED EAT THIS
HUMONGOUS TV SET.
402
00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:27,248
FOR YOU, ONLY A QUARTER.
403
00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:28,383
HA HA HA.
404
00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:30,038
VERY FUNNY, EDDY.
405
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:32,075
COME ON, COUGH UP!
406
00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:33,037
YOU GOTTA!
407
00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:35,165
IT'S PART OF THE FLASHBACK.
408
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:40,080
I'VE ALREADY FALLEN FOR THIS
ONCE, THANK YOU.
409
00:20:40,167 --> 00:20:43,037
NOW, LET'S GET TO THE TASK AT
HAND AND REMEMBER WHERE THIS
410
00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:46,285
RIDICULOUS JOURNEY BEGAN.
411
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:49,745
ED AND I WERE AT MY HOUSE, AND I
WAS DEMONSTRATING THE MARVELS OF
412
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:54,963
STATIC ELECTRICITY.
413
00:20:55,042 --> 00:20:58,132
[DING DONG]
WHEN SOCKHEAD COMES TO, HE
414
00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:01,128
WON'T REMEMBER A THING, AND
HE'LL PAY UP JUST LIKE THE DAY
415
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:02,288
WE MET.
416
00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:04,375
HA HA HA!
417
00:21:04,458 --> 00:21:08,748
BUT, EDDY, HOW WILL WE GET BACK
TO WHERE ONCE FROM WE WERE?
418
00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:09,833
WHO CARES?
419
00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:11,827
WE'RE GETTING CASH, BUDDY BOY!
420
00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:13,747
LOOK SHARP!
421
00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:15,503
SALUTATIONS, GENTLEMEN.
422
00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:18,793
MY FAMILY AND I HAVE JUST MOVED
IN, THANK YOU.
423
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:21,575
HEY, ED, GET A LOAD OF THE
NEW KID ON THE BLOCK.
424
00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:23,247
WHERE?
425
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,080
OH.
426
00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:28,627
WELCOME, FRIEND.
427
00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:30,208
MY NAME'S ED.
428
00:21:30,292 --> 00:21:32,462
AND I'M EDDY.
429
00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:34,752
PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
430
00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:38,083
MY NAME IS EDD, ALSO, BUT WITH
TWO "D's."
431
00:21:38,167 --> 00:21:40,577
GEE, AIN'T THAT A
COINKY-DINK?
432
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:43,127
WE ALL HAVE THE SAME NAME.
433
00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:51,998
[LAUGHING]
HUMOROUS, INDEED.
434
00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:53,383
YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER.
435
00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:55,458
BE AMAZED, KID.
436
00:21:55,542 --> 00:22:00,332
WATCH BOTTOMLESS ED EAT THIS
HUMONGOUS TV SET.
437
00:22:00,417 --> 00:22:02,667
FOR YOU, ONLY A QUARTER.
438
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:05,170
I'LL GIVE YOU TWO, FOR IT
WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE
439
00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:09,630
HUMAN ESOPHAGUS TO MANAGE SUCH A
FEAT.
440
00:22:09,708 --> 00:22:14,878
IN YOUR HAT, BUCKO.
441
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:15,918
YUM!
442
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,420
WHAT THE--
ED!
443
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:19,460
GOOD LORD!
444
00:22:19,542 --> 00:22:21,082
I'M GOING TO BE ILL!
445
00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:22,787
REMEMBER SOMETHING, STUPID!
446
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,625
REMEMBER!
447
00:22:42,542 --> 00:22:43,922
ED, EDD, N' EDDY!
448
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,500
BL-BL-BL-BL YEAH!
449
00:22:45,583 --> 00:22:46,963
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450
00:22:47,042 --> 00:22:48,252
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451
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