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BL-BL-BL-BL-YEAH.

- [SNORING]

- [WHISTLING]

- [SNORING]

- [GRUNTING]

- [SNORING]

[CRASH]

- WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?

[LOUD BANGING]

- SOMEBODY'S IN THE KITCHEN, LEE!

- AHA!

HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?

- YEAH! WE AIN'T DONE WITH YOU YET!

- TYPICAL.

WHOEVER IT WAS SURE IS A SLOB.

- WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE GOOD ONES THAT GET AWAY?

- THAT CRUMB AIN'T WORTH SHEDDING TEARS OVER, MARIE.

- YEAH. HIS LOSS.

IT'S GONNA TAKE MAY FOREVER TO CLEAN THIS MESS.

- HEH HEH. MAY. GOOD ONE. HEH HEH HEH.

- HOLY TOLEDO! - HOLY TOLEDO!

- WAIT! LET ME!

LET GO!

- NO! IT'S MINE!

- I GOT IT!

- BACK OFF!

- ENOUGH ALREADY!

SOMEBODY SHANGHAIED OUR SHIP INNA BOTTLE!

- IT'S OUR FAMILY HEIRLOOM.

WE USED TO PLAY WITH IT ON BATH NIGHT

IN THE OLD HOMESTEAD.

- I SAY WE CALL THE COPS!

- WHAT NUMBER DO YOU DIAL FOR 911?

- NO COPS.

I SAY WE PAY OUR NEIGHBORS A LITTLE VISIT

AND FIND OUR BOTTLE KANKER STYLE.

HEH HEH HEH.

- ROLF'S GIANT WIENER WILL FETCH A PRETTY PENNY AT THE MARKET, YES, VICTOR?

HUH? VICTOR?

WHY HAVE YOU STOPPED?

[SQUEALING]

[BAWKING]

HAVE MERCY ON OUR MISERABLE SOULS!

- I BELIEVE THIS BELONGS TO YOU.

- [MUTTERING]

- HA HA HA!

- SLEEPWALKING AGAIN?

UH, WE'LL HAVE THAT VACATED ASAP, KEVIN.

- LUCKY FOR YOU DORKS I GOT CHORES TO DO,

OR I WOULD HAVE HAD TO POUND YOU.

- OH, ED. ED.

RISE AND SHINE, SLEEPYHEAD.

[BLARING]

- PRIVATE DO NOT ENTER IS READY FOR DUTY, CHIEF!

- ED, YOU SEEM TO HAVE GARNERED A MEMENTO

FROM YOUR SLUMBERED STROLL.

- I DID?

- AIN'T YOU CAUSED ENOUGH TROUBLE?

IT'S JUNK.

GET RID OF IT.

- IT LIKES ME, EDDY.

- INANIMATE OBJECTS DON'T LIKE, ED.

- HMM?

- JUST AS I SUSPECTED, EDDY.

- ED'S SWOLLEN FINGER WILL THWART ANY ATTEMPT

AT REMOVING THIS BOTTLE.

- WELL, I'LL GIVE IT A THWART.

[LOUD BANGING]

[CACKLING]

- WHAT'S THEIR PROBLEM?

- IT'S A KANKER HISSY FIT!

- AAH!

- GET AWAY FROM ME! AAH!

JIMMY!

- IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!

- MAKE IT EASY ON YOURSELF, CURLICUE,

AND COUGH IT UP.

- LET'S JUST FIND IT THE HARD WAY, LEE.

- COUGH? HARD WAY?

- UGH! LET GO OF IT, STUPID!

- IT'S A FIGHTER, EDDY!

- IF I MIGHT MAKE A SUGGESTION...

- IT'S UNDER CONTROL! BACK OFF!

- BUT, EDDY, THIS IS SIMPLE.

- I SAID IT'S UNDER CONTROL!

AAH!

OW!

- EDDY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

- HA HA! ONE BOTTLE, HOLD ED'S FINGER.

WHAT THE--

- EDDY, WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER

IF WE JUST DABBED A LITTLE SOAP ON ED'S FINGER AND--

- SOAP!

YUCK! FRESH! GAH! NASTY!

NO SOAP!

AAH!

- GET BACK HERE!

- UH, PARDON US, KEVIN.

- IF I SEE YOU ONE MORE TIME, I'LL--

DORKS.

[ENGINE STARTS]

- BAD SOAP. EVIL SOAP.

SLIPPERY, SUDSY, SCARY SOAP.

- [PANTING]

- OK, ED. YOU WIN.

- [PANTING]

- SEE? SOAP'S GONE.

- WELL, TECHNICALLY, YOU JUST MOVED IT BEHIND MY--

- HUH?

- COME HERE, YOU!

- AAH! AAH! AAH!

- LET GO! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

SOAP HIM! SOAP HIM!

- NOT GOOD. NOT GOOD.

- COME ON!

WAIT!

HE'S PUTTY IN MY HANDS.

SOAP HIM! SOAP!

AAH! OOH!

- I DISPENSE WITH YOU,

DISGUSTING DETERGENT OF THE DEEP,

FOR I, ED, CAN REMOVE THE BOTTLE WITH STICKY TAPE.

- STICKY TAPE?

- STICK?

YOU'RE ALREADY STUCK, NUMSKULL.

- AND YOUR POINT IS?

- THIS IS STUPID.

- ED MAY HAVE SOMETHING, EDDY.

NOTHING VENTURED, NOTHING GAINED, YOU KNOW.

- JUST FOLLOW MY SMELL, BUCKO.

- I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!

- CRAZY, MAN, CRAZY!

- RUN FOR THE HILLS, PLANK!

- HELLO?

- ED, WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN MORE POLITE

TO KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING YOUR SISTER'S ROOM?

- SHH. I'M IN THE ZONE, DOUBLE D.

STICKY TAPE!

- ED!

GET OUT OF MY ROOM NOW!

CAN'T YOU SEE I'M HIDING OVER HERE?

- CAN WE GET RID OF THIS BOTTLE OR WHAT?

- AND WHERE EXACTLY ARE WE GOING NOW, EDDY?

- YOUR PLACE. WHERE ELSE?

- I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO--

HUH?

- I DON'T HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS.

- OK, ED. JUMP.

- WAIT! YOU DON'T SUPPOSE THE TAPE

WILL LEAVE ANY UNSIGHTLY RESIDUE?

I MEAN, MOTHER HAS THE EYES OF A HAWK

WHEN IT COMES TO ADHESIVE RESIN.

- RELAX. I'M ON IT.

- UH! AAH!

- OH, DEAR.

- DON'T SWEAT IT, ED.

MY DAD'S GOT A HACKSAW.

HUH?

- WELL?

- IT AIN'T HERE, LEE.

- OUR SHIP INNA BOTTLE IS GONE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER.

- THAT'S CRAZY TALK, MAY.

SNAP OUT OF IT.

WE'RE FINDING OUR SHIP INNA BOTTLE IF IT KILLS YOU.

NOW GET OUT THERE!

WE GOT PEOPLE'S LIVES TO WRECK.

- [MUMBLING]

WAIT!

I KNOW WHO'S GOT A SHIP IN A BOTTLE.

- IS THAT SO?

- HUH HUH HUH.

- SOMETIMES THE MOST PERPLEXING OF RIDDLES

CAN BE SOLVED WITH A SIMPLE COUNTERCLOCKWISE TURN.

- HUH HUH HUH HUH!

- WHAT A LOAD OF BUNK.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

- FUNNY, EDDY.

- NOW, WHO COULD THAT BE?

GOOD DAY, AND HOW MAY I HELP--

- A LITTLE BIRDIE TOLD US YOU HAVE SOMETHING OF OURS.

[ED LAUGHING]

[HEARTBEAT]

[HEARTBEAT QUICKENS]

- OH, LORD! THAT SHIP IN A BOTTLE

BELONGS TO THE KANKERS!

- KANKERS?! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!

- WHO? WHAT? WHERE? WHY?

- I GOT HIM. I GOT HIM!

- UH-HUH.

- ALL THEY WANT IS THE BOTTLE, ED.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM, LUMPY.

- OH, THAT'S REAL BRAVE OF YOU, EDDY.

- WHAT?

- WHY SHOULD ED SACRIFICE HIMSELF?

- HE TOOK THE BOTTLE.

- OH, LOOK. A SPONGE.

- SHH. WHAT'S THAT?

DO YOU HEAR IT?

[CLANKING]

- OOPS! OH, HEY.

LOOK WHAT WE FOUND.

YEAH.

- WE'RE A FAMILY AGAIN, GIRLS.

- AWW!

QUIT HOGGING IT, LEE!

- YEAH! GIVE IT TO ME!

I WANT TO HOLD IT!

- AGREEMENT! IT'S MINE!

[YELLING]

- I THINK THAT WAS THE KANKERS' BOTTLE, EDDY.

- YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE CONFUSED HERE, ED.

HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT WE'VE COME OUT OF THIS

VIRTUALLY UNSCATHED?

- ARE WE LUCKY OR WHAT?

- WE MUST BE GETTING GOOD AT THIS, HUH, GUYS?

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! OF ALL THE--

- AW, JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.

- WELL, THAT SENSE OF CONFIDENCE DIDN'T LAST LONG.

- DO SOMETHING, WILL YOU?

- I KNOW JUST THE THING, EDDY.

A LITTLE DAB OF SOAP WILL DO THE TRICK.

- AND I WILL FETCH THE KANKERS,

AS THEY ARE WHIZZES AT STUCK FINGERS.

- NO! WAIT! ED!

AAH! ED!

- [SNIFFING]

THE STENCH OF IMMORTAL DOOM STILL THICKENS THE AIR, YES?

OR PERHAPS IT IS WILFRED'S CABBAGE EVACUATIONS.

HARD TO TELL.

[ROOSTER CROWS]

[WHIRRING]

- [GIGGLING]

MMM.

[GRUNTING]

ARE WE READY, CLASS?

GOOD. LET'S BEGIN, SHALL WE?

LET THOSE NASTIES OOZE FROM YOUR BODY.

OOH, DOESN'T THAT FEEL GOOD?

NOW CODDLE THE TRANQUILITY.

NUZZLE THE--

[BOUNCING]

MR. YAB-YAB!

SPEAK TO ME!

DOLLY AND I WILL MISS YOU SO.

DOLLY?

DOLLY!

[GRUNTING]

IT'S NO USE.

I'M SO INADEQUATE.

[SOBBING]

[WHIMPERING]

- ROUGH.

KISS THOSE BABY TOYS GOOD-BYE.

HUH, FLUFFY?

- IF ONLY I WASN'T A WEIGHTLESS WEAKLING,

I'D GIVE HIM WHAT FOR.

HMM. HMM?

HA HA HA.

LOOK AT ME. I'M A BRUISER.

HEE HEE HEE!

- HEY!

WHOA.

- I AM JIMMY. HEAR ME ROAR!

- [COUGH]

- GRR!

- [WOLF WHISTLE]

- YOU ARE SO DEAD.

- AAH! DON'T HURT ME!

DON'T HURT ME!

- MAN, WHAT'S WITH HIM?

- MY ROOM!

GRR!

- SEE? MY FAVORITE TOOTHPASTE, EDDY.

FRESH AS THE DAY MY MOM BOUGHT IT.

- THAT-A BOY, MUNGMOUTH.

IT'S PERFECT FOR THIS SCAM.

- THANK GOODNESS, ED. WHERE WOULD WE BE

IF YOU ACTUALLY BRUSHED EVERY NOW AND THEN?

- ED!

[BANGING]

I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU, MISTER!

NOT ONLY DID YOU MESS UP MY ROOM,

BUT NOW I HAVE TO FIND SOMETHING TO HIT YOU WITH!

USED IT.

USED IT.

AHA!

HERE I COME, BIG BROTHER.

- RUN AWAY. RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

HMM.

AAH!

DISPERSE!

- HIYA, FELLAS.

DO YOU WANT TO PLAY? HUH? DO YOU?

- GET LOST, TWERP.

WE'VE GOT BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF.

- DON'T HIT ME!

- ED, HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?

I LOVE YOU, SILLY!

- I'M CONFUSED HERE, EDDY.

I'VE NEVER SEEN SARAH ACT THIS WAY.

- DAMES. WHO CAN FIGURE 'EM?

HEY, WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE PULLING,

IT AIN'T GONNA WORK.

- AW, DOES LITTLE EDDY WANT A HUG, TOO?

- UM, SARAH, ARE YOU FEELING WELL?

- I FEEL GREAT, DOUBLE D.

HUG FOR YOU, TOO!

- BABY SISTER'S ALL CUDDLY AND SWEET LIKE DAD'S BUSHY EARS.

- GOOD LORD! STAY AWAY! ED, DO SOMETHING!

- [LAUGHING]

AAH! HUH?

- LET ME HELP YOU, FLIP-FLOPPED SISTER OF MINE.

- GRR!

TOUCH ME AGAIN, AND I'LL BEAT YOU TO A PULP.

- OW. OUCH.

AH, THE GOOD OLD DAYS.

[ROLF HUMMING]

[BAA]

- A FINE BED FOR ROLF'S SEEDS, YES, VICTOR?

[BAA]

[HUMMING]

[BAA]

COME ON, YOU.

CURSED SACK OF SHRIVELED PRODUCE DROPPINGS!

HELLO.

WHO THREW THIS WHATCHAMADOOHICKEY AT ROLF'S POSTERIOR?

AAH!

[SINGING GIBBERISH]

[GIBBERISH]

- DOUBLE D, ACT NATURAL, ED, SHUT UP,

AND I'LL DO ALL THE TALKING.

- MISREPRESENTING TOOTHPASTE

AS A CHARACTER-ENHANCING OINTMENT

IS FAR BEYOND MY SCOPE OF VOCABULARY, EDDY.

- AND I HAVEN'T A CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, EDDY.

- I SAID SHUT IT, STUPID.

AHEM.

[SINGING]

- [GRUMBLING]

GEE, SINCE WHEN DID ROLF

TURN INTO ONE OF THOSE STUFFED-SHIRT, BLOWHARD SINGER TYPES?

THE GUY GAVE ME A HEADACHE.

NEXT HOUSE.

- THANK YOU.

- ODD.

ISN'T THAT THE BOOMERANG SARAH HAD EARLIER TODAY?

- BOOMERJIGGER?

- OW.

CERTAINLY YOU'VE HEARD OF A BOOMERANG, ED.

ITS MAGNIFICENT AERODYNAMIC PROPERTIES

ALLOW IT, WHEN THROWN, TO ROTATE A DISTANCE,

THEN RETURN TO THE INITIAL PLACE OF WHERE IT WAS THROWN,

USED PRIMARILY BY NATIVES

WHO BELIEVED IT TO POSSESS SUPERNATURAL POWERS.

AMUSING, DON'T YOU THINK?

- HMM.

SUPERNATURAL?

[BANGING]

- "CHASING PHANTOMS:

"A DISSERTATION ON UNIFYING FIELD THEORY

AND ITS EFFECT ON LEPTONS AND QUASARS...

[TYPEWRITER RINGS]

BY EDWIN."

- EDDY, COME QUICK!

YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS!

- WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE?

THE SCAM'S OVER HERE!

- AT ANY RATE, I BALK AT THE RESULT--

PHOTOMOLECULAR DISSIPATION.

DO YOU CONCUR?

- AHEM!

- EDDY, DID YOU HEAR THAT?

ED HAS FINALLY FOUND HIS INTELLECT.

I THEORIZE THAT IN PUBERTY,

A HORMONAL IMBALANCE HAS UNCLOGGED ED'S--

- ALL I HEAR IS A COUPLE OF SLACKERS!

- HOSTILITY IS THE CALLING CARD OF A WEAK INTELLECT.

- I'LL GIVE YOU A CALLING CARD RIGHT UP YOUR--

- HUH HUH HUH HUH!

- COOCHIE, COOCHIE, COO!

THAT'S A GOOD WITTLE BABY.

DON'T DRINK TOO FAST NOW, OR YOU MIGHT GET GAS.

- EDDY? MOTHERLY?

- AND HE DIDN'T EVEN SHOW.

WHAT'S THE LITTLE DICKENS' NAME, MOMMY?

- CASEY. CASEY JR.

CASEY WANTS UNCLE D TO CHANGE HIS DIAPER.

- OH, MY.

GENTLEMEN, THERE'S SOMETHING VERY FISHY GOING ON HERE.

[BANGING]

- WHAT'S SOCKHEAD TWITCHING ABOUT?

- WOW. IS IT HOT OR WHAT?

- GET OVER IT.

WE GOT OINTMENT TO SELL.

- CHILL, BRO. I'M SIZZLING IN THIS HEAT.

[ED LAUGHING]

- AHH. NATURELLE.

THE MAN'S UNIFORM SURE IS CRIMPING MY STYLE.

MOTHER NATURE AND ME GOT A THING GOING ON.

- THIS AIN'T RIGHT!

- AHH.

RIGHT ON.

- WHO ARE YOU?

STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!

- AAH!

WHAT IN SAM HILL IS GOING ON HERE?

I'M NAKED!

- NOT QUITE YOURSELF THERE, HUH, BUCKO?

- GOOD GOLLY!

SOMEONE'S MADE A MR. STINKUMS.

BE A DEAR AND DISPOSE OF THESE, WILL YOU,

WHILE I GET CASEY A CLEAN, FRESH DIAPER.

OH, APPLESAUCE.

NO MORE SAFETY PINS.

UNCLE D, BE A DEAR AND GET ME A SAFETY PIN.

- I'M NOT MOVING FROM THIS SPOT!

- WHY NOT USE THIS BOOMERANG, MOMMY?

- OH, THANK YOU, YOUNG MAN.

- I FEEL AN ANALYSIS IS IN ORDER TO DETERMINE THE VESSEL'S QUANTITY

OF MAGNITUDE AND DIRECTION.

- WHAT'S HAPPENING TO US?!

- INKY-DINKY PARLEZ-VOUS!

- WHERE'D THE SCAM GO?

- HERE IT COMES NOW, EDDY!

YOW!

- I'M SO CONFUSED!

- WHO DID THIS TO MY HEAD?!

- WHAT AN INANE, INCHOATE, AND INEFFICACIOUS JOURNEY THIS HAS BEEN.

[BABY CRYING]

- CASEY JR.'s ALL ALONE!

MOMMY'S HERE, SWEETIE! DON'T CRY!

- I'M GETTING THE NEED TO FEEL THE BREEZE BETWEEN MY KNEES.

THAT'S THE TICKET.

- NOT IN FRONT OF THE BABY! PLEASE!

CASEY, YOU COVER YOUR EYES.

- DISTASTEFUL DULLARD.

♪ ED, EDD, N EDDY

BL-BL-BL-BL-YEAH.

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