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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

[WHISTLING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

SHH!

[GIGGLE]

Jimmy: HOLY MACKEREL!

Boy: OH, BROTHER!

WHAT THE--HUH?

JONNY, YOU BLIMPHEAD!

MOVE IT OR LOSE IT!

OW! UNH!

HEH HEH HEH!

HEY FRED-DY!

THERE'S BIG CASH IN SHOW BIZ, DOUBLE D.

UNLESS YOU'RE ON CABLE. HA!

Kevin: WHAT A RIP!

THIS IS SO LAME, I'M READY TO HEAVE.

A TROUBLEMAKER!

IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE, PATRON?

THIS MOVIE SUCKS EGGS.

SO GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY.

[GASP]

HEH HEH! HAVE SOME POPCORN, KEV-O.

ON THE HOUSE.

HUH? WHY DOES HE GET FREE POPCORN?

I WANT FREE POPCORN!

A DISCHARGED NIBLET FOR ROLF?

[THUD] AAH!

[CRASH]

[ROLF MUMBLING]

"I WANT FREE POPCORN, I WANT FREE POPCORN."

WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE,

SOME POPCORN FAIRY?

Jimmy: MY EYES!

THIS BUTTER SUBSTITUTE IS STINGING MY EYES!

NOW, THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT.

MIND YOUR OWN BEESWAX!

UNH! OH!

AWW, DID KEVIN GO BOOM?

RIGHT.

Kevin: FOOD FIGHT!

HA HA!

YOU MISSED! UH-OH!

[LAUGHTER]

PEOPLE, PLEASE!

LET'S NOT BEHAVE LIKE CHILDREN!

YO, ROLF! THINK FAST!

TOO SLOW.

EDDY, DO SOMETHING!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

I'M MAKIN' A KILLING HERE, DOUBLE D.

[YELLING AND LAUGHTER]

FAR OUT. LOOKS LIKE 3-D.

Girl: AAH!

ED? IS SOMETHING THE MATTER?

WELL, LOOK WHO DECIDED TO JOIN US!

Edd: ED! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

[CHATTER]

All: AAH!

AWAY WITH YOU,

UNWANTED PESTERERS!

ED!

YOU LISTEN TO ME, MISTER.

YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT.

I LIVE HERE, TOO.

SO MOVE!

EH, EH, OK. WE BETTER GO.

YOU READ MY MIND.

CATCH YA ON THE REBOUND, SLICK.

IS IT ME,

OR IS JONNY'S VOCABULARY DETERIORATING?

I WAS HOSIN' THEM BIG TIME

WITH THAT FOOD FIGHT,

TILL MR. HAPPY SHOWS UP

AND RUINS EVERYTHING!

HEY, GRUMPULA!

WAKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE

OF THOSE STEEL SOCKS OF YOURS?

HEY, SOURPUSS!

A DARK CLOUD SEEMS TO BE

HANGING OVER ED'S HEAD, EDDY.

OUR FRIEND IS A MERE SHELL OF THE AWKWARD,

UNVARNISHED DUNDERHEAD WE KNOW AND LOVE.

IT'S OUR DUTY TO SEE ED THROUGH

THIS PLAGUE OF GRIEF.

AH, THE GUY'S A BIG BABY.

HE'S PROBABLY JUST GOT GAS.

ED? IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO

TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?

Eddy: HEY, DOUBLE D,

IS THAT A LUMP ON A LOG?

HEE HEE HEE!

UHH!

ED CERTAINLY IS LONG IN THE FACE, EDDY.

THAT'S 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A CHIN, EINSTEIN!

SHUT UP!

SHUT UP!

EDDY, PLEASE!

ED'S HAVING A BAD DAY.

ED'S A WUSS.

Ed: HEY, RUMPLE-FOREHEAD!

I'LL GIVE YA 3 TO GET OVER YOURSELF.

ONE!

SMILE, YOU MISERABLE...

TWO!

SNAP OUT OF IT, YOU--

YOU TORMENT ME!

I'M HURT NOW.

ED?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE WHEN I'M FEELING CRABBY?

A BIG HUG TO SQUEEZE THOSE CARES AWAY.

TOUCH ME AGAIN AND I WILL SQUASH YOU!

WAY TO GO, MR. SENSITIVE.

A HUG. OH, THAT'S RICH.

HA HA HA! ED?

IF YOU CARE

TO SHARE YOUR FEELINGS,

I WANT YOU TO KNOW

I'LL BE RIGHT HERE FOR YOU, MY FRIEND.

[GULPS]

[GRUNTING]

[THUNDER]

Edd: HEH HEH. WELL...

LET'S LEAVE ED TO GATHER HIS THOUGHTS, EDDY.

A LITTLE SELF-INTROSPECTION

MAY DO HIM A WORLD OF GOOD.

COMING, EDDY?

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW?

KNIT HIM A SWEATER?

EDDY!

THAT'S MY NAME.

ARE YOU DOING?

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GATHERING THINGS TO CHEER ED UP,

NOT UNCLOG HIS DRAIN.

FOR EXAMPLE,

ED ADORES PUDDING SKIN.

SO, I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF ADORNING ONE

WITH A WHIMSICAL SMILE!

ISN'T IT SPIFFY?

OH, I GET IT!

SO, THIS HUNDRED-YEAR-OLD SANDWICH

IS SURE TO PLEASE MR. CRANKY-PANTS.

[WHISTLE]

IT'S A MAGAZINE. ED'S BEEN HOLDIN' OUT ON US.

HUH?

HEH HEH HEH.

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW

THEY HAD MAGAZINES LIKE THAT.

[CLUNK]

HEH HEH.

KEVIN! WHAT IN HEAVEN'S--

PASS IT HERE, KEV!

[CLUNK]

DOUBLE D, YOU GOTTA TRY THIS.

[BOING]

POTENT! HA HA HA!

WHOA!

OH!

IS HE HAPPY YET?

NOT EVEN A SMIRK, EDDY.

Eddy: THIS STINKS!

[GROANS]

"ITS TENTACLES TIGHTENED, SUCKING THE MARROW--"

YIP!

[WHIMPERING]

Edd: GO ON, BLOW OUT THE CANDLE, ED,

AND MAKE A BIG, HAPPY WISH!

[BOOM]

Edd: YOW!

HA HA HA!

YIP!

♪ LA LA LA

MR. ROBOT, OUR MOODY FRIEND

SURE COULD USE A GOOD CHUCKLE.

WHY DON'T YOU SING HIM A SONG

AND LIFT HIS SPIRITS?

I HATE PUPPET SHOWS!

OOH! YOU WERE NOT EVEN TRYING!

YOU PICK THAT UP, MISTER!

NICE TOY.

[INDISTINCT WHISPERING]

NO WAY. FORGET IT. I AIN'T DOING IT!

BUT, EDDY...

LOOK AT HIM.

IF ED DOESN'T CHEER UP SOON,

HE COULD BECOME A PERPETUAL MOPE.

DO YOU REALIZE

HOW MISERABLE OUR LIVES WOULD BE?

[ROOSTER CROWING]

BAWK BAWK BAWK.

LOOK AT ME, I'M A CHICKEN!

CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK.

YOU LOVE CHICKENS! CHICKENS MAKE YOU HAPPY!

GRR! BAWK BAWK BAWK.

HOW ABOUT I LAY YA AN EGG?

AH!

[SMASH]

YOU FORGOT TO WIGGLE YOUR TAIL FEATHERS, EDDY.

THAT'S IT!

I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE

WITH YOUR BAD MOOD!

CRACK A SMILE! BUST A GUT!

BE HAPPY!

GET OVER IT!

AAH!

BIG TROUBLE!

Girl: OW! AAH!

[HORSE WHINNIES]

YEE-HAA!

DOUBLE D, WAKE UP!

[CRASHING]

Jonny: WOO-HOO! RIGHT ON!

I WANT TO BE ALONE!

PLANK?

GIVE ME PLANK BACK, YOU MEANIE.

I'M TRYING BUDDY, BUT I CAN'T REACH YOU.

YOU WANT ME TO WHAT?

THAT'S WEIRD, BUDDY.

BUT I'LL DO IT.

OH, THIS OUGHT TO BE GOOD.

GERONIMO!

ED IS HAPPY ONCE MORE!

BUDDY!

NEVER A DULL MOMENT WITH THESE CLOWNS,

HUH, PLANK?

A PEBBLE?

ED'S BAD MOOD WAS ALL BECAUSE HE HAD

A PEBBLE IN HIS SHOE?

Jonny: HE'S MAD, I TELL YOU, MAD!

MY FRIENDS, MY PALS!

I NAME HERE!

[MANIACAL LAUGHING]

SOMEBODY HAD A GOOD DAY,

HUH, DOUBLE D?

[LAUGHTER]

NICE.

PUTTING ONE'S SHOULDER TO THE WHEEL

CERTAINLY HAS ITS REWARDS.

THERE!

REFINISHED, REJUVENATED, AND REUSABLE.

WHAT'S THIS?

STRANGE.

NOW, WHAT COULD A LIPSTICK DISPENSER

BE DOING IN MY YARD?

OH, MY...

YOO-HOO!

HI-YA, DREAMBOAT!

[WOLF WHISTLING]

PUCKER UP, OVEN MITT!

Edd: NO, PLEASE!

YOU WOULDN'T DARE!

[KISS]

AH...

MMM...

HMM...

SPOON PLEASE!

HA HA HA!

WHAT?

[CRASH]

HELLO? HEL-LO?

THANK YOU, SPOON!

BIG HUG FOR MY HONEY!

AAH! OOH!

PUT THOSE LIPS TOGETHER

AND MAKE LIKE A FISH!

GIRL GERMS!

[RING]

AH.

UGH.

KANKER!

Girl: HEH HEH HEH!

[WHIMPERING]

WHAT, YOU, TOO?

A BALL OF YARN IN THE CLAWS OF RAPTURE,

I'M AFRAID.

Eddy: WHAT'S WITH THOSE STUPID KANKERS?

WHY CAN'T THEY JUST LEAVE US ALONE?

GOOD GOLLY ALMIGHTY!

WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE ODOR?

ED?

NOT I, DOUBLE D!

TALK TO MR. STINKWAD.

HEY, I HAD A KANKER HAIRBALL STUCK IN MY SHOWER.

Edd: CALM DOWN, EDDY.

I'M SURE IF WE PUT OUR TWO-AND-A-HALF HEADS TOGETHER, WE--

THINK OF SOMETHING, SMART GUY!

SHH-SHH!

SO?

THINK! THINK! THINK! THINK!

Both: THINK! THINK! THINK!

THINK! THINK! THINK!

[HORN HONKING]

THINK! THINK! THINK!

VERY WELL, THEN!

AND IT BETTER BE GOOD.

[CLOCK TICKING]

WHERE YA GOIN'?

HEH HEH!

[BIRDS CAWING]

UNH...

[YELLING GIBBERISH]

HMM...

MM-HMM.

Eddy: YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING, AREN'T YA?

OH! OH! I KNOW. DON'T TELL ME!

WE HIT THEM WITH A ROCK!

[BELL RINGS]

AND... THAT'S STUPID!

COULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT!

WHERE'D YOU GO?

[MUMBLING]

[YELLING GIBBERISH]

WHAT IS WITH THE ROCK, ROLF?

HELLO, BUNDT-CAKE-FOR-BRAIN ED BOY.

ROLF IS USING THIS SMALL ROCK TO CRUSH THIS BIGGER ROCK.

BUNDT CAKE CRUSHES ROCK?

Rolf: NO. ONLY ROCK WILL BREAK ROCK!

BY GEORGE, THAT'S THE ANSWER!

PIZZA SLICE BREAKS ROCK?

ED BOY! NO PIZZA, ROCK!

HALF-EATEN PRETZEL-BAGEL BREAKS ROCK?

MUST ROLF BEAT SOME SENSE

INTO THAT OVERCOOKED NOODLE

THAT YOU CALL A HEAD?

Edd: ROLF!

THANK YOU FOR BEING

AN UNLIKELY SOURCE OF INSPIRATION.

I'M A NOODLE-HEAD, AND YOU'RE NOT!

HA HA HA!

OOF!

ROLF, TOO, YEARNS

THE SIMPLE LIFE AS A NOODLE-HEAD!

EDDY!

I'VE FORMULATED A REMEDY

TO OUR KANKER DILEMMA!

BECAUSE ONLY A ROCK CAN BREAK A ROCK!

YOU SPENT ALL THIS TIME THINKING

AND THAT'S WHAT YOU CAME UP WITH?

IT'S JUST AN ANALOGY, EDDY.

ROCK BREAKS ROCK; FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE.

UGH.

WE USE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY!

OH, I GET YA!

WE HIT THEM WITH A BOOK!

HA HA! OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE!

PERHAPS A DEMONSTRATION

WILL HELP CLARIFY THINGS.

ED, LISTEN CAREFULLY NOW,

EAT THAT DIRT.

HA HA HA.

WHAT AN IDIOT.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID TO EAT THE DIRT.

THAT'S REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY, EDDY.

"IN ORDER TO DEFEAT OUR ENEMY,

WE MUST BECOME OUR ENEMY."

HEY, MAY, CAN I BORROW YOUR BARRETTE?

MY CUTIE PIE'S GONNA LOVE MY NEW HAIRDO.

AAH!

OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

WHOA!

I NEED IT FOR HAIR.

I SAW IT FIRST.

IS THAT SO?

[CRASH] THIS IS FUN!

I BID YOU GOOD DAY, LADIES.

LOOK, GIRLS.

BIG ED'S COME FOR A VISIT.

WHAT A COINKYDINK.

I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU.

BACK OFF! HE'S MINE.

I SAY WE SPLIT HIM UP 3 WAYS, HUH, GIRLS?

[GIGGLING]

YOU BETTER BE SURE ABOUT THIS,

OR EDD'S A GONER.

HAVE FAITH IN THE SCIENCE OF THE MIND, EDDY.

I SAY ON THE COUNT OF 3, WE JUMP HIM.

READY?

MAY!

YOU LOOK VERY PRETTY TODAY.

OH, GEE, YOU'RE MAKING ME BREAK OUT IN A RASH, BIG ED.

HE'S SO GOOD-LOOKING.

IN A WEIRD KIND OF WAY.

LET'S MAMBO.

SLOW DOWN, CASANOVA.

WE AIN'T COOKED YOU DINNER YET.

OW!

AAH!

[CRASH]

AHEM.

MAY I HAVE YOUR HAND IN CARRIAGE?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, EDD?

THIS GUY'S STARTING TO

FREAK ME OUT, GIRLS.

BACK OFF, MISTER!

EDDY, LOOK! IT'S BEGINNING TO WORK!

IT IS? SEE, WHAT'D I TELL YA?

[GRUNT]

WHAT'S HE UP TO NOW?

A TREAT FOR MY SWEETS?

OK, LET'S PITCH SOME WOO.

[KISSING]

LEE, DO SOMETHING.

I'M ON IT, MARIE!

HA HA!

EDD, YOU DID IT! YOU'RE A MASHER.

AND I AIN'T TALKING POTATOES, EITHER.

LET'S REVERSE PSYCHO WHATEVER THE STORE

INTO GIVING US SOME FREE JAWBREAKERS.

WE'RE NOT DONE YET, EDDY.

NOT DONE?

NO, EDDY.

IN ORDER TO ENSURE OURSELVES OF A KANKER-FREE FUTURE,

THE 3 OF US MUST STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS HOT.

HMM...

NO WAY.

I'LL WAIT FOR THE MOVIE.

ED, PLEASE DON'T GET EDDY.

HA HA! HA HA!

LEAVE ME ALONE! I DON'T WANNA! GO AWAY!

WHAT JUST HAPPENED THERE?

MOM WAS RIGHT. THROW A MAN A BONE,

AND HE'LL MESS UP THE CARPET.

WELCOME HOME, MY DAINTY, DOWDY DARLINGS.

I HAVE FRESHLY LAUNDERED SOCKS

FOR EACH OF MY CONTEMPTUOUS CUPCAKES.

AND I MADE MY CHICKS PANCAKES.

KETCHUP?

SEE? "I LOVE YOU."

A POET I AM.

THESE GUYS ARE CREEPING ME OUT.

LET'S HIDE IN OUR ROOMS!

WAIT UP, GIRLS!

UH-OH.

[ELEPHANTS TRUMPETING]

SURPRISE, SURPRISE!

LOVE KNOWS NO BOUNDS, TURTLEDOVES.

WHILE LABELING ALL THE PERSONAL ITEMS IN YOUR BOUDOIR,

I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF PLANNING A MORE

ERGONOMIC ARRANGEMENT TO OUR LOVE NEST.

THEY'RE SO SUFFOCATING!

MAKE 'EM GO AWAY, LEE.

THAT'S IT. I'M CALLING THE COPS.

DIAL ME FOR LOVE.

STOP! GO AWAY!

LET ME OUT!

SHE LOVES ME, SHE LOVES ME ALSO.

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

Ed: IT'S DARK. HA HA! HA HA!

AAH!

CARE TO SNUGGLE UNDER MY BLANKET OF AMOUR?

AAH!

I HAVEN'T HAD THIS MUCH FUN

SINCE FATHER LET ME DISASSEMBLE HIS SHAVER.

HERE, EDDY, IT'S YOUR TURN.

GO ON, EDDY. SHOW NO MERCY.

MAKE THEM NEVER BOTHER US AGAIN.

[KNEES KNOCKING]

UM...

SO...YEAH. UM...

OH, YOU SCARE US.

YOU'RE SO GROSS.

EEK!

[DOOR SLAMS]

HA! THEY COULDN'T TAKE THE OLD EDDY CHARM.

CAN'T BLAME 'EM, THOUGH.

I'M TOO MUCH FOR EVEN MYSELF.

YOU'RE EDDY, BIG MAGNET TO THE, UM...

BABES.

LET'S HIT ON 'EM AGAIN.

[EDDY WHISTLES]

NO USE RUNNING! YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME.

COME ON. QUIT PLAYING HARD TO GET.

UH-OH. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE TRAPPED.

JUST PRISONERS OF LOVE.

CHECK THIS OUT, BOYS.

PHBBT!

OK, TOOTS. IT'S SMOOCHING TIME.

OOH. YUCK. GERMS. LEAVE US ALONE.

CLICK, CLICK.

OOPS. YOU FOUND ME.

DON'T COME ANY CLOSER.

YOU ARE A SNEAKY BUNNY.

AAH! HOLY SHMOLY!

SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT HERE.

DON'T KISS ME, DOUBLE D.

HEE HEE HEE!

THIS CAN'T BE.

THEY TURNED THE TABLES ON US, EDDY.

IT'S A REVERSE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY!

HA HA HA!

Ed, Edd, and Eddy: WE ARE TOO YOUNG!

AAH!

[KISSING]

AND U.S DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

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ED, EDD, AND EDDY!

YEAH.