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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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[WHISTLING]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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SHH!
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[GIGGLE]
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Jimmy: HOLY MACKEREL!
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Boy: OH, BROTHER!
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WHAT THE--HUH?
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JONNY,
YOU BLIMPHEAD!
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MOVE IT
OR LOSE IT!
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OW! UNH!
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HEH HEH HEH!
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HEY FRED-DY!
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THERE'S BIG CASH
IN SHOW BIZ,
DOUBLE D.
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UNLESS YOU'RE
ON CABLE. HA!
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Kevin: WHAT A RIP!
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THIS IS SO LAME,
I'M READY TO HEAVE.
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A TROUBLEMAKER!
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IS THERE A PROBLEM
HERE, PATRON?
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THIS MOVIE
SUCKS EGGS.
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SO GIVE ME BACK
MY MONEY.
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[GASP]
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HEH HEH! HAVE SOME
POPCORN, KEV-O.
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ON THE HOUSE.
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HUH? WHY DOES HE
GET FREE POPCORN?
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I WANT
FREE POPCORN!
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A DISCHARGED
NIBLET FOR ROLF?
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[THUD] AAH!
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[CRASH]
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[ROLF MUMBLING]
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"I WANT FREE POPCORN,
I WANT FREE POPCORN."
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WHAT DO
I LOOK LIKE,
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SOME POPCORN FAIRY?
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Jimmy: MY EYES!
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THIS BUTTER SUBSTITUTE
IS STINGING MY EYES!
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NOW,
THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT.
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MIND YOUR OWN BEESWAX!
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UNH! OH!
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AWW, DID KEVIN
GO BOOM?
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RIGHT.
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Kevin: FOOD FIGHT!
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HA HA!
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YOU MISSED!
UH-OH!
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[LAUGHTER]
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PEOPLE, PLEASE!
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LET'S NOT BEHAVE
LIKE CHILDREN!
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YO, ROLF!
THINK FAST!
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TOO SLOW.
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EDDY,
DO SOMETHING!
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ARE YOU
KIDDING ME?
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I'M MAKIN'
A KILLING HERE, DOUBLE D.
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[YELLING AND LAUGHTER]
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FAR OUT.
LOOKS LIKE 3-D.
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Girl: AAH!
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ED? IS SOMETHING
THE MATTER?
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WELL, LOOK WHO
DECIDED TO JOIN US!
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Edd: ED! WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?
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[CHATTER]
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All: AAH!
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AWAY WITH YOU,
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UNWANTED PESTERERS!
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ED!
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YOU LISTEN
TO ME, MISTER.
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YOU CAN'T
KICK ME OUT.
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I LIVE HERE,
TOO.
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SO MOVE!
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EH, EH, OK.
WE BETTER GO.
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YOU READ MY MIND.
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CATCH YA
ON THE REBOUND,
SLICK.
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IS IT ME,
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OR IS JONNY'S
VOCABULARY
DETERIORATING?
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I WAS HOSIN'
THEM BIG TIME
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WITH THAT
FOOD FIGHT,
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TILL MR. HAPPY
SHOWS UP
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AND RUINS
EVERYTHING!
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HEY, GRUMPULA!
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WAKE UP
ON THE WRONG SIDE
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OF THOSE
STEEL SOCKS
OF YOURS?
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HEY, SOURPUSS!
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A DARK CLOUD
SEEMS TO BE
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HANGING OVER
ED'S HEAD, EDDY.
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OUR FRIEND
IS A MERE SHELL
OF THE AWKWARD,
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UNVARNISHED DUNDERHEAD
WE KNOW AND LOVE.
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IT'S OUR DUTY
TO SEE ED THROUGH
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THIS PLAGUE
OF GRIEF.
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AH, THE GUY'S
A BIG BABY.
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HE'S PROBABLY
JUST GOT GAS.
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ED? IS THERE
ANYTHING WE CAN DO
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TO MAKE YOU
FEEL BETTER?
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Eddy:
HEY, DOUBLE D,
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IS THAT A LUMP
ON A LOG?
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HEE HEE HEE!
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UHH!
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ED CERTAINLY IS
LONG IN THE FACE,
EDDY.
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THAT'S 'CAUSE
HE DOESN'T HAVE
A CHIN, EINSTEIN!
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SHUT UP!
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SHUT UP!
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EDDY, PLEASE!
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ED'S HAVING
A BAD DAY.
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ED'S A WUSS.
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Ed: HEY,
RUMPLE-FOREHEAD!
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I'LL GIVE YA 3
TO GET OVER YOURSELF.
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ONE!
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SMILE,
YOU MISERABLE...
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TWO!
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SNAP OUT
OF IT, YOU--
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YOU TORMENT ME!
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I'M HURT NOW.
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ED?
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DO YOU KNOW
WHAT I LIKE WHEN
I'M FEELING CRABBY?
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A BIG HUG TO SQUEEZE
THOSE CARES AWAY.
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TOUCH ME AGAIN
AND I WILL SQUASH YOU!
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WAY TO GO,
MR. SENSITIVE.
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A HUG.
OH, THAT'S RICH.
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HA HA HA!
ED?
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IF YOU CARE
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TO SHARE
YOUR FEELINGS,
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I WANT YOU TO KNOW
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I'LL BE RIGHT HERE
FOR YOU, MY FRIEND.
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[GULPS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[THUNDER]
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Edd:
HEH HEH. WELL...
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LET'S LEAVE ED
TO GATHER HIS
THOUGHTS, EDDY.
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A LITTLE
SELF-INTROSPECTION
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MAY DO HIM
A WORLD OF GOOD.
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COMING, EDDY?
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WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO NOW?
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KNIT HIM
A SWEATER?
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EDDY!
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THAT'S MY NAME.
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ARE
YOU DOING?
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WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
GATHERING THINGS TO
CHEER ED UP,
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NOT UNCLOG
HIS DRAIN.
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FOR EXAMPLE,
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ED ADORES
PUDDING SKIN.
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SO, I'VE TAKEN
THE LIBERTY OF
ADORNING ONE
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WITH
A WHIMSICAL SMILE!
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ISN'T IT SPIFFY?
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OH, I GET IT!
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SO, THIS
HUNDRED-YEAR-OLD SANDWICH
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IS SURE TO PLEASE
MR. CRANKY-PANTS.
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[WHISTLE]
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IT'S A MAGAZINE.
ED'S BEEN HOLDIN'
OUT ON US.
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HUH?
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HEH HEH HEH.
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I DIDN'T
EVEN KNOW
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THEY HAD
MAGAZINES
LIKE THAT.
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[CLUNK]
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HEH HEH.
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KEVIN!
WHAT IN HEAVEN'S--
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PASS IT HERE, KEV!
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[CLUNK]
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DOUBLE D,
YOU GOTTA TRY THIS.
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[BOING]
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POTENT!
HA HA HA!
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WHOA!
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OH!
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IS HE HAPPY YET?
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NOT EVEN
A SMIRK, EDDY.
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Eddy: THIS STINKS!
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[GROANS]
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"ITS TENTACLES TIGHTENED,
SUCKING THE MARROW--"
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YIP!
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[WHIMPERING]
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Edd: GO ON, BLOW OUT
THE CANDLE, ED,
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AND MAKE A BIG,
HAPPY WISH!
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[BOOM]
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Edd: YOW!
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HA HA HA!
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YIP!
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♪ LA LA LA
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MR. ROBOT,
OUR MOODY FRIEND
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SURE COULD USE
A GOOD CHUCKLE.
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WHY DON'T YOU
SING HIM A SONG
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AND LIFT
HIS SPIRITS?
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I HATE
PUPPET SHOWS!
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OOH! YOU WERE
NOT EVEN TRYING!
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YOU PICK
THAT UP, MISTER!
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NICE TOY.
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[INDISTINCT WHISPERING]
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NO WAY. FORGET IT.
I AIN'T DOING IT!
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BUT, EDDY...
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LOOK AT HIM.
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IF ED DOESN'T
CHEER UP SOON,
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HE COULD BECOME
A PERPETUAL MOPE.
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DO YOU REALIZE
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HOW MISERABLE
OUR LIVES WOULD BE?
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[ROOSTER CROWING]
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BAWK BAWK BAWK.
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LOOK AT ME,
I'M A CHICKEN!
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CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK.
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YOU LOVE CHICKENS!
CHICKENS MAKE YOU HAPPY!
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GRR!
BAWK BAWK BAWK.
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HOW ABOUT I LAY
YA AN EGG?
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AH!
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[SMASH]
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YOU FORGOT TO WIGGLE
YOUR TAIL FEATHERS, EDDY.
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THAT'S IT!
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I'VE HAD IT
UP TO HERE
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WITH YOUR
BAD MOOD!
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CRACK A SMILE!
BUST A GUT!
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BE HAPPY!
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GET OVER IT!
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AAH!
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BIG TROUBLE!
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Girl: OW! AAH!
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[HORSE WHINNIES]
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YEE-HAA!
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DOUBLE D, WAKE UP!
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[CRASHING]
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Jonny: WOO-HOO!
RIGHT ON!
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I WANT TO BE ALONE!
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PLANK?
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GIVE ME PLANK BACK,
YOU MEANIE.
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I'M TRYING BUDDY,
BUT I CAN'T REACH YOU.
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YOU WANT ME
TO WHAT?
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THAT'S WEIRD,
BUDDY.
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BUT I'LL DO IT.
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OH, THIS OUGHT
TO BE GOOD.
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GERONIMO!
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ED IS HAPPY
ONCE MORE!
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BUDDY!
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NEVER A DULL MOMENT
WITH THESE CLOWNS,
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HUH, PLANK?
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A PEBBLE?
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ED'S BAD MOOD WAS
ALL BECAUSE HE HAD
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A PEBBLE
IN HIS SHOE?
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Jonny: HE'S MAD,
I TELL YOU, MAD!
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MY FRIENDS,
MY PALS!
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I NAME HERE!
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[MANIACAL LAUGHING]
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SOMEBODY HAD
A GOOD DAY,
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HUH, DOUBLE D?
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[LAUGHTER]
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NICE.
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PUTTING ONE'S SHOULDER
TO THE WHEEL
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CERTAINLY HAS
ITS REWARDS.
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THERE!
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REFINISHED,
REJUVENATED, AND REUSABLE.
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WHAT'S THIS?
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STRANGE.
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NOW, WHAT COULD
A LIPSTICK DISPENSER
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BE DOING IN MY YARD?
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OH, MY...
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YOO-HOO!
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HI-YA,
DREAMBOAT!
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[WOLF WHISTLING]
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PUCKER UP, OVEN MITT!
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Edd: NO, PLEASE!
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YOU WOULDN'T DARE!
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[KISS]
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AH...
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MMM...
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HMM...
256
00:12:20,167 --> 00:12:21,287
SPOON PLEASE!
257
00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:22,665
HA HA HA!
258
00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:24,710
WHAT?
259
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,040
[CRASH]
260
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,535
HELLO? HEL-LO?
261
00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:34,035
THANK YOU, SPOON!
262
00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:36,705
BIG HUG
FOR MY HONEY!
263
00:12:36,792 --> 00:12:38,082
AAH! OOH!
264
00:12:38,167 --> 00:12:39,787
PUT THOSE
LIPS TOGETHER
265
00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:41,995
AND MAKE
LIKE A FISH!
266
00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:44,083
GIRL GERMS!
267
00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:46,037
[RING]
268
00:12:47,625 --> 00:12:50,205
AH.
269
00:12:54,167 --> 00:12:56,457
UGH.
270
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,920
KANKER!
271
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,170
Girl:
HEH HEH HEH!
272
00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:19,035
[WHIMPERING]
273
00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:25,707
WHAT, YOU, TOO?
274
00:13:25,792 --> 00:13:28,042
A BALL OF YARN
IN THE CLAWS
OF RAPTURE,
275
00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:29,125
I'M AFRAID.
276
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,578
Eddy: WHAT'S WITH
THOSE STUPID KANKERS?
277
00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:33,667
WHY CAN'T THEY
JUST LEAVE US ALONE?
278
00:13:34,542 --> 00:13:37,042
GOOD GOLLY
ALMIGHTY!
279
00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:39,825
WHAT IS
THAT HORRIBLE ODOR?
280
00:13:39,917 --> 00:13:40,917
ED?
281
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,580
NOT I,
DOUBLE D!
282
00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:44,037
TALK TO
MR. STINKWAD.
283
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,375
HEY, I HAD
A KANKER HAIRBALL
STUCK IN MY SHOWER.
284
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:47,878
Edd: CALM DOWN, EDDY.
285
00:13:47,958 --> 00:13:50,038
I'M SURE IF WE PUT
OUR TWO-AND-A-HALF
HEADS TOGETHER, WE--
286
00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:52,995
THINK
OF SOMETHING,
SMART GUY!
287
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,083
SHH-SHH!
288
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:57,167
SO?
289
00:13:58,417 --> 00:14:00,827
THINK! THINK!
THINK! THINK!
290
00:14:00,917 --> 00:14:02,577
Both:
THINK! THINK! THINK!
291
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:05,037
THINK! THINK! THINK!
292
00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:06,205
[HORN HONKING]
293
00:14:06,292 --> 00:14:08,422
THINK! THINK! THINK!
294
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:11,000
VERY WELL, THEN!
295
00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:14,918
AND IT BETTER
BE GOOD.
296
00:14:17,292 --> 00:14:20,082
[CLOCK TICKING]
297
00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:22,418
WHERE YA GOIN'?
298
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,250
HEH HEH!
299
00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:26,133
[BIRDS CAWING]
300
00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:26,828
UNH...
301
00:14:26,917 --> 00:14:28,827
[YELLING GIBBERISH]
302
00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:32,997
HMM...
303
00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:34,673
MM-HMM.
304
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,210
Eddy: YOU'RE
ONTO SOMETHING,
AREN'T YA?
305
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,212
OH! OH! I KNOW.
DON'T TELL ME!
306
00:14:38,042 --> 00:14:39,582
WE HIT THEM
WITH A ROCK!
307
00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:40,327
[BELL RINGS]
308
00:14:40,417 --> 00:14:41,917
AND...
THAT'S STUPID!
309
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,460
COULD HAVE
THOUGHT OF THAT!
310
00:14:44,542 --> 00:14:46,962
WHERE'D YOU GO?
311
00:14:47,042 --> 00:14:49,042
[MUMBLING]
312
00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:51,455
[YELLING GIBBERISH]
313
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,042
WHAT IS WITH
THE ROCK, ROLF?
314
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,205
HELLO,
BUNDT-CAKE-FOR-BRAIN ED BOY.
315
00:14:55,292 --> 00:14:59,002
ROLF IS USING THIS SMALL ROCK
TO CRUSH THIS BIGGER ROCK.
316
00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:01,293
BUNDT CAKE
CRUSHES ROCK?
317
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:04,575
Rolf: NO. ONLY ROCK
WILL BREAK ROCK!
318
00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:07,037
BY GEORGE,
THAT'S THE ANSWER!
319
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:08,995
PIZZA SLICE
BREAKS ROCK?
320
00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:11,883
ED BOY!
NO PIZZA, ROCK!
321
00:15:11,958 --> 00:15:14,668
HALF-EATEN
PRETZEL-BAGEL
BREAKS ROCK?
322
00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:16,210
MUST ROLF
BEAT SOME SENSE
323
00:15:16,292 --> 00:15:17,792
INTO THAT
OVERCOOKED NOODLE
324
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,075
THAT YOU
CALL A HEAD?
325
00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:19,747
Edd: ROLF!
326
00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:20,713
THANK YOU
FOR BEING
327
00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:23,042
AN UNLIKELY SOURCE
OF INSPIRATION.
328
00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:25,205
I'M A NOODLE-HEAD,
AND YOU'RE NOT!
329
00:15:25,042 --> 00:15:26,082
HA HA HA!
330
00:15:26,167 --> 00:15:27,037
OOF!
331
00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:28,165
ROLF, TOO, YEARNS
332
00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:31,170
THE SIMPLE LIFE
AS A NOODLE-HEAD!
333
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:31,920
EDDY!
334
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,170
I'VE FORMULATED
A REMEDY
335
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,080
TO OUR
KANKER DILEMMA!
336
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:38,327
BECAUSE ONLY A ROCK
CAN BREAK A ROCK!
337
00:15:38,417 --> 00:15:40,457
YOU SPENT ALL
THIS TIME THINKING
338
00:15:40,542 --> 00:15:42,212
AND THAT'S WHAT
YOU CAME UP WITH?
339
00:15:42,292 --> 00:15:44,582
IT'S JUST
AN ANALOGY, EDDY.
340
00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:47,827
ROCK BREAKS ROCK;
FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE.
341
00:15:47,917 --> 00:15:48,627
UGH.
342
00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:51,828
WE USE REVERSE
PSYCHOLOGY!
343
00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:54,037
OH, I GET YA!
344
00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:55,125
WE HIT THEM
WITH A BOOK!
345
00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:57,078
HA HA!
OH, THAT'S
A GOOD ONE!
346
00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:58,207
PERHAPS
A DEMONSTRATION
347
00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,882
WILL HELP
CLARIFY THINGS.
348
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,418
ED, LISTEN
CAREFULLY NOW,
349
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:05,960
EAT
THAT DIRT.
350
00:16:07,917 --> 00:16:09,997
HA HA HA.
351
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,210
WHAT AN IDIOT.
352
00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:16,212
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
TO EAT THE DIRT.
353
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,792
THAT'S REVERSE
PSYCHOLOGY, EDDY.
354
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:20,535
"IN ORDER TO DEFEAT
OUR ENEMY,
355
00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:23,785
WE MUST BECOME
OUR ENEMY."
356
00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:26,828
HEY, MAY, CAN I BORROW
YOUR BARRETTE?
357
00:16:26,917 --> 00:16:29,577
MY CUTIE PIE'S GONNA
LOVE MY NEW HAIRDO.
358
00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:30,327
AAH!
359
00:16:30,417 --> 00:16:31,957
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
360
00:16:32,042 --> 00:16:32,752
WHOA!
361
00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:35,173
I NEED IT
FOR HAIR.
362
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,080
I SAW IT FIRST.
363
00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:39,207
IS THAT SO?
364
00:16:39,042 --> 00:16:41,172
[CRASH]
THIS IS FUN!
365
00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:48,918
I BID YOU GOOD DAY,
LADIES.
366
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:49,920
LOOK, GIRLS.
367
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,460
BIG ED'S COME
FOR A VISIT.
368
00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:53,502
WHAT
A COINKYDINK.
369
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:56,173
I WAS JUST
THINKING
ABOUT YOU.
370
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,080
BACK OFF!
HE'S MINE.
371
00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:00,917
I SAY WE SPLIT HIM UP
3 WAYS, HUH, GIRLS?
372
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,040
[GIGGLING]
373
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,880
YOU BETTER BE SURE
ABOUT THIS,
374
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,038
OR EDD'S A GONER.
375
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:09,915
HAVE FAITH IN THE SCIENCE
OF THE MIND, EDDY.
376
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,080
I SAY ON THE COUNT OF 3,
WE JUMP HIM.
377
00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:14,127
READY?
378
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:16,168
MAY!
379
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,500
YOU LOOK
VERY PRETTY TODAY.
380
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:24,083
OH, GEE, YOU'RE
MAKING ME BREAK OUT
IN A RASH, BIG ED.
381
00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:26,127
HE'S SO GOOD-LOOKING.
382
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:28,208
IN A WEIRD
KIND OF WAY.
383
00:17:28,292 --> 00:17:32,002
LET'S MAMBO.
384
00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:39,960
SLOW DOWN,
CASANOVA.
385
00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:42,382
WE AIN'T COOKED YOU
DINNER YET.
386
00:17:43,958 --> 00:17:45,668
OW!
387
00:17:51,917 --> 00:17:52,747
AAH!
388
00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:54,133
[CRASH]
389
00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:55,668
AHEM.
390
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:59,920
MAY I HAVE YOUR HAND
IN CARRIAGE?
391
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:04,673
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, EDD?
392
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:05,960
THIS GUY'S
STARTING TO
393
00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:07,212
FREAK ME OUT,
GIRLS.
394
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:09,002
BACK OFF,
MISTER!
395
00:18:09,083 --> 00:18:11,333
EDDY, LOOK!
IT'S BEGINNING TO WORK!
396
00:18:11,417 --> 00:18:14,827
IT IS? SEE,
WHAT'D I TELL YA?
397
00:18:14,917 --> 00:18:16,167
[GRUNT]
398
00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:18,210
WHAT'S HE UP TO NOW?
399
00:18:18,292 --> 00:18:20,672
A TREAT FOR MY SWEETS?
400
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:23,750
OK, LET'S PITCH
SOME WOO.
401
00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:25,753
[KISSING]
402
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,920
LEE, DO SOMETHING.
403
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,170
I'M ON IT, MARIE!
404
00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:34,955
HA HA!
405
00:18:35,042 --> 00:18:36,832
EDD, YOU DID IT!
YOU'RE A MASHER.
406
00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:38,167
AND I AIN'T TALKING
POTATOES, EITHER.
407
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,460
LET'S REVERSE PSYCHO
WHATEVER THE STORE
408
00:18:40,542 --> 00:18:42,462
INTO GIVING US
SOME FREE JAWBREAKERS.
409
00:18:42,542 --> 00:18:44,882
WE'RE NOT
DONE YET, EDDY.
410
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,788
NOT DONE?
411
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,125
NO, EDDY.
412
00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:50,708
IN ORDER TO ENSURE OURSELVES
OF A KANKER-FREE FUTURE,
413
00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:54,882
THE 3 OF US MUST STRIKE
WHILE THE IRON IS HOT.
414
00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:56,038
HMM...
415
00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:57,035
NO WAY.
416
00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:58,495
I'LL WAIT
FOR THE MOVIE.
417
00:18:58,583 --> 00:19:03,213
ED, PLEASE
DON'T GET EDDY.
418
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:07,625
HA HA! HA HA!
419
00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:11,078
LEAVE ME ALONE!
I DON'T WANNA! GO AWAY!
420
00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:13,075
WHAT JUST
HAPPENED THERE?
421
00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:15,127
MOM WAS RIGHT.
THROW A MAN A BONE,
422
00:19:15,208 --> 00:19:16,538
AND HE'LL MESS UP
THE CARPET.
423
00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:20,625
WELCOME HOME, MY DAINTY,
DOWDY DARLINGS.
424
00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:21,998
I HAVE FRESHLY
LAUNDERED SOCKS
425
00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:24,173
FOR EACH OF MY
CONTEMPTUOUS CUPCAKES.
426
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:27,170
AND I MADE
MY CHICKS PANCAKES.
427
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,170
KETCHUP?
428
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,960
SEE? "I LOVE YOU."
429
00:19:33,042 --> 00:19:34,462
A POET I AM.
430
00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:36,172
THESE GUYS
ARE CREEPING ME OUT.
431
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,540
LET'S HIDE
IN OUR ROOMS!
432
00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:39,875
WAIT UP, GIRLS!
433
00:19:39,958 --> 00:19:40,578
UH-OH.
434
00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:43,037
[ELEPHANTS TRUMPETING]
435
00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:44,245
SURPRISE, SURPRISE!
436
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,423
LOVE KNOWS NO BOUNDS,
TURTLEDOVES.
437
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:49,750
WHILE LABELING
ALL THE PERSONAL ITEMS
IN YOUR BOUDOIR,
438
00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:52,173
I TOOK THE LIBERTY
OF PLANNING A MORE
439
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,790
ERGONOMIC ARRANGEMENT
TO OUR LOVE NEST.
440
00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:58,168
THEY'RE SO SUFFOCATING!
441
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000
MAKE 'EM GO AWAY,
LEE.
442
00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:01,713
THAT'S IT.
I'M CALLING THE COPS.
443
00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:03,292
DIAL ME FOR LOVE.
444
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:05,455
STOP! GO AWAY!
445
00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:07,172
LET ME OUT!
446
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:11,000
SHE LOVES ME,
SHE LOVES ME ALSO.
447
00:20:11,083 --> 00:20:13,423
AAH!
448
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,170
AAH!
449
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,670
AAH!
450
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:21,000
Ed: IT'S DARK.
HA HA! HA HA!
451
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:22,133
AAH!
452
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:26,418
CARE TO SNUGGLE UNDER
MY BLANKET OF AMOUR?
453
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:27,460
AAH!
454
00:20:27,542 --> 00:20:28,672
I HAVEN'T HAD
THIS MUCH FUN
455
00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:31,040
SINCE FATHER
LET ME DISASSEMBLE
HIS SHAVER.
456
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:33,665
HERE, EDDY,
IT'S YOUR TURN.
457
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:37,043
GO ON, EDDY.
SHOW NO MERCY.
458
00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:39,125
MAKE THEM NEVER
BOTHER US AGAIN.
459
00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:41,168
[KNEES KNOCKING]
460
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,040
UM...
461
00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:47,535
SO...YEAH. UM...
462
00:20:55,042 --> 00:20:56,962
OH, YOU SCARE US.
463
00:20:57,042 --> 00:20:59,382
YOU'RE SO GROSS.
464
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:01,288
EEK!
465
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:02,915
[DOOR SLAMS]
466
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000
HA! THEY COULDN'T TAKE
THE OLD EDDY CHARM.
467
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:06,043
CAN'T BLAME 'EM, THOUGH.
468
00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:07,915
I'M TOO MUCH
FOR EVEN MYSELF.
469
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:12,170
YOU'RE EDDY, BIG
MAGNET TO THE, UM...
470
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:13,080
BABES.
471
00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:14,577
LET'S HIT ON 'EM AGAIN.
472
00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:15,627
[EDDY WHISTLES]
473
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,538
NO USE RUNNING!
YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME.
474
00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:20,325
COME ON. QUIT PLAYING
HARD TO GET.
475
00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:27,625
UH-OH. LOOKS LIKE
WE'RE TRAPPED.
476
00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:30,828
JUST PRISONERS OF LOVE.
477
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:35,003
CHECK THIS OUT,
BOYS.
478
00:21:35,083 --> 00:21:36,003
PHBBT!
479
00:21:36,083 --> 00:21:37,963
OK, TOOTS.
IT'S SMOOCHING TIME.
480
00:21:38,042 --> 00:21:41,582
OOH. YUCK. GERMS.
LEAVE US ALONE.
481
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:43,667
CLICK, CLICK.
482
00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:47,035
OOPS.
YOU FOUND ME.
483
00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:48,665
DON'T COME
ANY CLOSER.
484
00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:51,830
YOU ARE A SNEAKY BUNNY.
485
00:21:51,917 --> 00:21:54,577
AAH! HOLY SHMOLY!
486
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,000
SOMETHING'S
NOT RIGHT HERE.
487
00:21:57,083 --> 00:22:00,463
DON'T KISS ME,
DOUBLE D.
488
00:22:00,542 --> 00:22:02,382
HEE HEE HEE!
489
00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:03,458
THIS CAN'T BE.
490
00:22:03,542 --> 00:22:05,002
THEY TURNED THE
TABLES ON US, EDDY.
491
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:09,043
IT'S A REVERSE
REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY!
492
00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:10,035
HA HA HA!
493
00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:12,785
Ed, Edd, and Eddy:
WE ARE TOO YOUNG!
494
00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:14,875
AAH!
495
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:16,628
[KISSING]
496
00:22:20,583 --> 00:22:24,383
AND U.S DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
497
00:22:25,042 --> 00:22:26,712
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
498
00:22:26,792 --> 00:22:28,082
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
499
00:22:28,167 --> 00:22:30,327
--www.ncicap.org--
500
00:22:34,792 --> 00:22:36,332
ED, EDD, AND EDDY!
501
00:22:36,417 --> 00:22:37,577
YEAH.
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