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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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BBBB...YEAH!
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MAKE ME LOOK JUST
LIKE ONE OF THEM
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HIGH-FASHION
WHATSITS, OK?
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YOU'VE GOT IT, MAY.
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YEAH, WE'LL MAKE YOU
LOOK LIKE A BUCK
AND A HALF.
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LET'S START WITH KETCHUP
FOR THAT HOMELY COMPLEXION.
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AND COLD CUTS'LL GET RID
OF THOSE SHOPPING BAGS
UNDER YOUR EYES.
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ONE EGG FOR
WHO KNOWS WHAT.
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AND SOME EAU DE
PICKLES FOR THAT
SMELL OF SUCCESS.
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MASSAGE GENTLY.
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May: I FEEL
PRETTY ALREADY!
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Maria:
A QUICK BLOW-DRY.
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AND...
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Lee and Maria:
READY OR NOT,
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YOU'RE HOT TO TROT!
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I'M UGLY!
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SO, WHAT ELSE
IS NEW?
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HEY!
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YOU WRECKED
MY NATURAL GOOD LOOKS!
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SHE'S DELUSIONAL.
I SAY WE RUSH HER.
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AAH!
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[SOBBING]
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Lee: GO SEE WHAT
SHE'S DOING NOW.
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Maria: WHO DIED
AND MADE YOU QUEEN?
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[PUNCH]
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AH, SHE'S
JUST BAWLING.
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WE MADE THE
LITTLE BABY CRY.
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HA HA! OW!
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NOW MY MAN'S GONNA THINK
I'M A COOTIE TRAP.
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WHAT DO YOU CARE?
YOU'VE GOT A GREAT
PERSONALITY.
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BESIDES,
WHO NEEDS GOOD LOOKS
WHEN YOU'VE GOT US?
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Ed: OOH, OOH,
LOOK, DOUBLE D!
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ART!
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I CALL THIS ONE,
"TO NOODLE OR
NOT TO NOODLE."
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AND THIS ONE
I WILL CALL,
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"NO MORE FOR ME,
THANKS.
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I AM A RUSSIAN."
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WELL, MACARONI ART
SEEMS TO HAVE REALLY
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BROUGHT OUT YOUR
CREATIVE SIDE, ED.
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YEAH, JUST LIKE
IT BROUGHT OUT ALL
THESE PAYING CUSTOMERS
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WHO WILL JUST FLIP
FOR DOUBLE D'S
ARTS AND CRAFTS FAIR!
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TWO WORDS,
DOUBLE D:
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LAME. "O."
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A FOOL'S BOLT IS
SOON SHOT, EDDY.
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IT IS
WELL-DOCUMENTED
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THAT HOMEMADE
ANOMALIES PERK
ONE'S CURIOSITY.
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CAN YOU HONESTLY SAY
THIS BUTTERFLY
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MADE FROM COMMON
HOUSEHOLD TWADDLE
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ISN'T DELIGHTFUL?
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I'M STILL STUCK ON
THAT FOOL'S BOLT LINE.
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Ed: WHOOPS!
UH, GUYS?
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I THINK I GLUED MY HEAD
TO THE TABLE!
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OH, ED.
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HOW ON EARTH
DID YOU EVER--
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Kankers: HIYA, ED!
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WELL, THAT'S IT FOR ME!
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Lee and Maria:
YOU'RE COMING WITH US!
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OKEY-DOKEY, LADIES!
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UM, SEE YA, GUYS!
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A LESSON IN LIFE
I'M SURE TO GET.
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YEP, I HAVE
SEEN BETTER DAYS.
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DID YOU SEE THAT?!
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I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
YOU SEE SOMETHING?
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'CAUSE I DIDN'T.
KANKERS? WHAT KANKERS?
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WE'VE GOT TO DO
SOMETHING, EDDY.
ED NEEDS OUR HELP!
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OH, THE HORROR!
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ONE CAN ONLY IMAGINE
THE ATROCITIES
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THOSE LOWER-LIVES
HAVE PLANNED!
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JUST DENY EVERYTHING,
DOUBLE D.
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YOU'LL LIVE LONGER!
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HOW ABOUT HELPING ME
MAKE ONE OF THEM
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SISSY BUTTERFLY THINGS?
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HELP?
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OF COURSE! HELP!
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THERE'S POWER
IN NUMBERS, EDDY!
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HURRY!
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[HUMMING]
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Edd: ROLF!
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ED!
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TROUBLE!
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KANKER SISTERS!
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PLEASE!
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ROLF, YOU MUST
HELP US.
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THE SECURITY OF
OUR ONCE-PEACEFUL
CUL-DE-SAC
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HAS BEEN BREACHED.
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OUR DEAR ED
WAS JUST PLUCKED
FROM THIN AIR
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BY THOSE UNRELENTING
KANKER SISTERS.
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IS THAT SO,
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HE WHO LAMENTS
AT THE TIP
OF A HAT?
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DID ROLF JUST JUMP
INTO THAT BARREL
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OF TREE SAP?
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OH!
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FEAR NOT,
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AS THE URBAN RANGERS
WILL RESCUE
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THE NINNY
HAMMERHEAD BOY.
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HOLD THAT
THOUGHT, HOUDINI.
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URBAN RANGERS?
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I HATE THEM.
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URBAN RANGERS!
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OH!
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TODAY WE MUST
BELL THE CAT,
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TAKE THE BULLS
BY THE HORN,
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BEARD THE LION
IN HIS DEN,
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MARCH UP TO
THE CANNON'S MOUTH,
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GO THROUGH THE FIRE
AND WATER,
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AND FACE THE MUSIC.
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BUT THERE
IS NO BADGE.
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NO BADGE!
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SOMETHING SMELLS
ROTTEN IN DENMARK!
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DON'T LOOK AT ME!
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AS THE RANGER MANUAL
WILL ONLY REWARD
THIS DEED WITH THE...
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FREEING OF THE FOOL
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PEWTER MEDALLION!
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OOH!
PEWTER!
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OH, COME ON!
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YOU GUYS ARE
SO FULL OF YOURSELVES.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVEN
THOUGHT OF JOINING
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YOU STUPID HAS-BEENS.
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URBAN RANGERS?
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SO SORRY, ED BOY,
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BUT THIS MISSION IS FOR
URBAN RANGERS ONLY.
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OOPS! WRONG FLOOR.
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PLEASE, ROLF,
LET US JOIN YOU.
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ED'S OUR FRIEND!
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RANGERS, RETREAT!
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IN ORDER FOR A MUCKWORM
TO ACCOMPANY
THE URBAN RANGERS
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ON ANY OFFICIAL
URBAN RANGER DEED,
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THEY MUST BE DEPUTIZED
INTO RANGERHOOD.
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RANGER JONNY!
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DOUBLE D AND EDDY,
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DO YOU VOW TO
UPHOLD THE SECRECY
OF RANGERHOOD
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OR FACE 100 SMACKS
WITH A WET NOODLE?
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Jimmy: RAISE
YOUR LEFT HAND
AND SWEAR!
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I DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR.
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SHEESH.
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DO IT FOR ED, EDDY.
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I'D SWEAR,
BUT STANDARDS
WON'T LET ME.
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Ed: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME,
SHE-WOLF OF BADNESS?
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SET ME FREE AND I, UM,
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I WILL GIVE YOU
MY MACARONI ART!
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I LOVE A MAN
THAT BEGS.
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OH, MAY,
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WE GOT A SURPRISE
FOR YOU.
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A BIG AND DUMB ONE!
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May: I STILL AIN'T
TALKING TO YOU TWO.
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HA! YOU JUST DID,
BONEHEAD.
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Lee: TAKE A LOOK, MAY!
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IT'S MY BOYFRIEND!
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Ed: OH, HELP ME!
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AND TO THINK,
I ALMOST MISSED THIS!
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COME, URBAN RANGERS,
AS DESTINY CALLS!
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Lee: OK, MAY.
CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON.
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LET HIM
HAVE IT, MAY!
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YEAH, SHOW HIM
YOU CARE.
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[LAUGHING]
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May: YOU'RE MINE,
FOREVER MORE!
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WAIT!
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[KISSING]
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HE'S MY LITTLE
POOKIE BEAR.
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NOT POOKIE BEAR!
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I AM ED!
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HELP ME, GUYS!
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SHE'S GOING TO--
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UGH!
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Rolf: AHEM!
WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS!
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THIS CONGEALED GRISTLE
HAS MARRED THE ONCE-PROUD
SEARING GRILL.
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AND HOW WILL YOU
EVER RESTORE ITS LUSTER?
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A PROBLEM, YOU SAY?
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NEVER!
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AS THE URBAN RANGER
WILL MAKE IT PROUD
ONCE AGAIN.
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IS THIS GUY
FOR REAL?
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REAL OR NOT,
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THAT GUY'S
WEARING A UNIFORM.
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DREAMY!
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EAR NIBBLING WILL
GET YOU 5 TO 10,
YOU ANIMAL, YOU.
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HURRY UP, MAY!
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THERE'S A GUY IN UNIFORM
CLEANING OUR BARBECUE!
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WHAT DO I CARE?
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I'VE GOT A MAN.
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PSST!
FRET NOT, ED.
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THE RANGERS
HAVE ARRIVED!
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HOORAY!
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Kankers: WHAT A MAN!
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WE CAN'T HELP YOU
IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET, SILLY.
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HELP?
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GOOD IDEA!
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SHUT IT, OR I'LL
GIVE YOU SUCH
A PINCH!
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OH, I KNOW!
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I CAN DISTRACT THEM,
AND YOU GUYS GO FOR HELP!
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WE ARE THE HELP,
ED!
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♪ LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN,
FALLING DOWN, FALLING DOWN... ♪
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HUH?
HUH?
HUH?
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HEY!
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[PUNCHES]
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Ed: HEY, GUYS, YOU WEREN'T
SUPPOSED TO GET CAUGHT.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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THOSE GUYS GOT
UNIFORMS JUST LIKE
THIS GUY'S.
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Rolf: THERE WAS A SALE,
WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?
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RANGERS, IMPLEMENT
EVASIVE MANEUVER!
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CODE YELLOW.
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[MAKING ANIMAL SOUNDS]
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STAY STILL,
AS THEY CAN SMELL FEAR.
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GET A SHOVEL, MAY.
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LOOKS LIKE WE'LL
HAVE TO BURY 'EM.
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FORGET IT!
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MY BOYFRIEND
NEEDS SOME LOVIN'.
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HEY, WAIT!
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THESE GUYS
ARE FAKING.
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I'M GONNA
WET MY PANTS.
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BUSTED!
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LET'S GO.
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NO!
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I SAID, LET'S GO!
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NOT WITHOUT OUR ED.
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IF WE GET CAUGHT,
YOU'RE GONNA GET THIS
UP THE SCHNOZZOLA.
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THANK YOU, EDDY.
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THAT'S NO WAY TO CHECK
IF THEY'RE DEAD.
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MOM SAYS YOU GOTTA
STARE AT 'EM.
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Edd:
BOY, I HOPE YOUR SKIN
HASN'T ABSORBED THE INK
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FROM THOSE PENS, ED.
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COULD BE TROUBLE, MISTER!
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DIDN'T YOU MISS ME,
DOUBLE D?
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OF COURSE WE DID, ED.
DON'T BE SILLY.
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TURN AROUND, PLEASE.
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WATCH MY BANDAGE,
DOUBLE D.
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ED! DID THOSE
TROUBLEMAKING
KANKERS HURT YOU?
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NAH. I DID THAT
LAST WEEK.
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LET ME HAVE A LOOK, ED.
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IT CERTAINLY
WOULD HAVE HEALED
BY NOW.
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IS THAT A COOKIE?
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Ed: YEP!
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I SAVED IT!
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THAT IS THE MOST
DISGUSTING, IRRATIONAL...
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IT'S NICE
TO HAVE YOU BACK, ED.
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I WAS WONDERING
IF THOSE URBAN LOSERS
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WILL GET THEIR
BADGE!
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AT LEAST THEY TRIED,
EDDY.
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00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,212
QUACK!
241
00:11:09,042 --> 00:11:12,082
AND TO THINK,
WE JUST LEFT HIM
WITH THOSE--
242
00:11:12,167 --> 00:11:13,577
Ed: OK, I AM
OFF AGAIN!
243
00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:16,747
A LESSON IN LIFE
I AM SURE I'LL GET.
244
00:11:16,833 --> 00:11:17,833
KISS YOUR FRIEND GOOD-BYE,
245
00:11:17,917 --> 00:11:19,377
AS THE DISGRACE
AFFLICTED ON THE BODIES
246
00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:22,038
OF THE URBAN RANGERS
SHALL BE AVENGED!
247
00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:23,075
COWARDS!
248
00:11:23,167 --> 00:11:24,457
OH, DEAR!
249
00:11:24,542 --> 00:11:26,172
THAT'S IT,
I'M DONE.
250
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,040
BUT, EDDY!
251
00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:30,825
ROLF, WAIT!
TAKE EDDY INSTEAD!
252
00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:42,325
[HUMMING]
253
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:50,172
EEK! AAH!
254
00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:52,330
AAH! OOH!
255
00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:57,250
KINDA RUNNING ON EMPTY,
AREN'T YA, JONNY?
256
00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:59,543
YEP.
I'M POOPED, EDDY.
257
00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:01,375
WELL, IT'S YOUR
LUCKY DAY, JONNY BOY.
258
00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:05,538
WHY, WE AT ED'S BEDS
HAVE A TOP-NOTCH
SELECTION OF MATTRESSES
259
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:06,745
FOR ALL YOUR SLEEP NEEDS.
260
00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:10,883
ALL AVAILABLE AT A SPECIAL
ONE-TIME LOW PRICE.
261
00:12:10,958 --> 00:12:11,788
BEDS?
262
00:12:11,875 --> 00:12:13,245
Edd: THAT'S CORRECT,
JONNY.
263
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:16,133
ALL OUR MATTRESSES
HAVE BEEN FULLY RECONDITIONED
264
00:12:16,208 --> 00:12:18,128
WITH A COATING
OF EDDY'S VERY OWN
265
00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:23,378
THEY'LL NEVER KNOW THEY'RE
STINKING JUNKYARD MATTRESSES
PAINT.
266
00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:24,578
Rolf: ED BOYS!
267
00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:27,707
YOUR MATTRESS
HAS RUPTURED
ROLF'S TAILBONE.
268
00:12:27,792 --> 00:12:32,042
WHO IS IN CHARGE
OF THIS DOUBLE-CROSSING
SLUMBER FLIMFLAMMERY?
269
00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:33,205
WHAT'S IT TO YA?
270
00:12:33,292 --> 00:12:35,502
RETURN ROLF'S MONEY!
271
00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:36,673
AY-EE.
272
00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:38,130
Eddy: MOMMY!
273
00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:40,628
[GRUNTING]
274
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,997
Eddy: OW!
275
00:12:49,083 --> 00:12:50,673
OF ALL THE ROTTEN,
NO GOOD...
276
00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:52,080
HOW'S A GUY SUPPOSED
TO GET AHEAD IN LIFE
277
00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:55,037
IF HE GIVES BACK
ALL THE MONEY HE SUCKERS?
278
00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:56,415
HEY!
279
00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:07,825
HMM.
280
00:13:10,208 --> 00:13:12,628
[GRUNTING]
281
00:13:15,042 --> 00:13:17,132
DOUBLE D!
282
00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:18,998
UM, ED?
283
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:23,000
GUYS?
284
00:13:23,083 --> 00:13:24,963
STAY CALM, EDDY.
285
00:13:25,042 --> 00:13:25,962
THINK, THINK.
286
00:13:26,042 --> 00:13:28,212
I KNOW! I'LL HIDE IT!
287
00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:33,213
DON'T GO AWAY, NOW.
288
00:13:33,042 --> 00:13:34,672
HEY, GUYS!
289
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:36,500
HMM...
290
00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:49,167
I FOUND A LUCKY QUARTER.
291
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,253
JEEPERS.
292
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:57,713
YOU'RE A TOUGH NUT
TO CRACK.
293
00:13:57,792 --> 00:14:00,582
GUARD MY QUARTER
WITH YOUR TUSHY,
MR. YUM YUM.
294
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,247
I'LL GO GET SOME MUSCLE.
295
00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:04,083
SARAH!
296
00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:12,667
LOOKS LIKE FLUFFY
FORGOT HIS STUFFED RAT.
297
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:13,750
WHOA.
298
00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:15,543
COOL.
299
00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:19,075
[WHISTLING]
300
00:14:19,167 --> 00:14:20,877
HUH?
301
00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:22,288
OUCH.
302
00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:26,075
TOUGH GUY, HUH?
303
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,670
MAN, THAT BITES.
304
00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:33,420
HMM...
305
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,540
HEH HEH HEH.
306
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:38,165
I'LL BE BACK.
307
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:44,080
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS DINGUS PIERCING
ROLF'S HOT-WATER SACK?
308
00:14:45,792 --> 00:14:50,632
WHY WOULD KEVIN LEAVE HIS HAT
ON THE PAVED FOOTPATH?
309
00:14:50,708 --> 00:14:52,998
A GIFT FROM THE GODS.
310
00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:58,285
OBSTINATE COIN
FROM WHERE I DON'T KNOW.
311
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:01,075
PREPARE YOURSELF
FOR AN UNMERCILESS BEATING
312
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,037
BY ROLF'S SHOE!
313
00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:05,168
HAD ENOUGH?
314
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,170
NO?
315
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:10,500
PERHAPS A TWO-SHOE BEATING
IS MORE YOUR VOCATION.
316
00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:14,075
IS THIS A TEST?
317
00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:16,997
TELL ME,
LOST LITTLE RED CENT,
318
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,503
HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED
319
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:21,133
THE ALMIGHTY
3-SHOE BEATING?
320
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,378
TAKE THIS!
321
00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:24,248
TAKE THAT!
322
00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:26,503
ONE FOR THE ROAD!
323
00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:39,128
Eddy: I'M TELLIN' YA,
IT'S JUST STUCK THERE
324
00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:40,998
HARD AS A ROCK.
325
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,293
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
326
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:44,665
Ed: LOOK, A SHOE!
327
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:47,710
DO YA THINK
IT'LL FIT ME?
328
00:15:47,792 --> 00:15:50,082
FORGET THE SHOE.
IT'S THE QUARTER I WANT.
329
00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:52,497
AT WHICH POINT,
EVERY ATTEMPT
WILL BE MADE
330
00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:55,293
TO RETURN IT TO
ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER.
331
00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:56,495
IN YOUR DREAMS.
332
00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:57,753
FINDERS, KEEPERS.
333
00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:59,293
LOSERS, WEEPERS.
334
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,955
NICE HEAD,
HUH, EDDY?
335
00:16:02,042 --> 00:16:03,462
GIVE ME BACK MY SHOE.
336
00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:04,462
HMM...
337
00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:05,832
Ed: NICE SHOE!
338
00:16:05,917 --> 00:16:07,877
Eddy: GET OUT
OF HERE, ED!
339
00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:09,038
DON'T TOUCH ME!
340
00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:13,665
Ed: TWO OF A FEATHER
STINK TOGETHER, EDDY!
341
00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:16,210
CAN I HAVE
SOME QUIET, PLEASE?
342
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,172
HOW ANYONE IS TO
ESTABLISH A CRITERIA
343
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:19,330
ON THE ADHERING CAPABILITIES
344
00:16:19,417 --> 00:16:23,537
OF THIS INSULAR 25-CENT
PIECE IS BEYOND ME.
345
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:27,583
LET GO, YOU IDIOT!
346
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,790
AIN'T YOU DONE YET?
347
00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:33,075
OUT OF THE WAY,
DORKY.
348
00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:34,997
WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
349
00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:36,043
Sarah:
LOOK OUT!
350
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:39,035
SEE? THAT'S MY
LUCKY QUARTER,
SARAH.
351
00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:41,455
Rolf: GET AWAY FROM THERE!
352
00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:43,495
WHOA!
353
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:44,503
AAH!
354
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:45,583
AAH!
355
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:47,627
THIS TIME,
ROLF WILL BE SERIOUS.
356
00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:48,418
IT'S MINE!
357
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,170
I FOUND THE QUARTER!
358
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,580
SAVE YOUR BREATH,
LOSERS.
359
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:53,207
THAT'S MY QUARTER.
360
00:16:53,042 --> 00:16:54,082
TAKE A HIKE.
361
00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:56,077
JIMMY FOUND THAT
QUARTER FIRST.
362
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:59,077
I FOUND THIS SHOE!
363
00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:01,417
[YELLING]
364
00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:05,167
SHOES FOR THE TAKING,
DOUBLE D!
365
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,130
Eddy: HANDS OFF
MY QUARTER!
366
00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:12,535
YOUR ATTENTION,
PLEASE!
367
00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:13,705
PEOPLE!
368
00:17:13,792 --> 00:17:17,382
I MAY HAVE A SOLUTION
TO EVERYONE'S DILEMMA.
369
00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:19,378
HEY, EVERYBODY,
LET'S BE NICE.
370
00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:21,998
SHUSH! DOUBLE D'S
GOT SOMETHING TO--
371
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:26,173
MAY THE ONION OF AGONY
SOIL YOUR MACAROON!
372
00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:30,918
ROLF'S BACK--
IT HAS BEEN HEALED!
373
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,130
THANK YOU, KEVIN!
374
00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:34,378
BUT YOU ARE A NINCOMPOOP,
AS THE COIN IS MINE!
375
00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:37,208
HEY, LAY OFF,
IT'S MINE!
376
00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:40,537
[AIR HORN BLARES]
377
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:41,745
DUDE.
378
00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:44,173
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO,
BLOW OUR HEADS OFF?
379
00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:46,960
CRUDE, YET EFFECTIVE.
380
00:17:47,042 --> 00:17:49,082
LET'S BEGIN, SHALL WE?
381
00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:51,077
Edd: I TOOK THE LIBERTY
OF ORGANIZING YOU
382
00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:53,497
IN A MORE ORDERLY
AND CIVIL MANNER.
383
00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:57,713
THE PERSON WHO SUCCEEDS
IN DISLODGING THIS
MYSTICAL COHERED QUARTER
384
00:17:57,792 --> 00:17:59,132
WILL BE APPOINTED TRUSTEE
385
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:03,578
AND BASK IN THE GLORY
OF FOUND LEGAL TENDER.
386
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,577
AND I'M FIRST
IN LINE!
387
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,997
THIS STINKS!
I SAW IT FIRST!
388
00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:09,213
IT'S MY QUARTER!
389
00:18:09,292 --> 00:18:12,042
IF YOU SMELT IT,
YOU DEALT IT, EDDY.
390
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,165
GO ON, JIMMY!
YOU SHOW 'EM!
391
00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:18,040
MY TRUSTY EYELASH CURLER
WILL PEEL OFF THAT PUPPY.
392
00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:20,375
GOOD LUCK, JIMMY!
393
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,290
Jimmy:
OWIE!
JIMMY!
394
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:27,125
EYELASHES AIN'T
THE ONLY THING
THAT THING CURLS!
395
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:29,458
MY TURN,
MY TURN, MY TURN!
396
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,002
OK, WAIT, I'LL JUST...
397
00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:33,003
OUT OF MY WAY!
398
00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:34,628
OH, NO!
399
00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:37,748
LOOK AT SARAH WORK THAT COIN
WITH HER BIG MOUTH!
400
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:40,713
HEY, SARAH!
I CAN SEE YOUR UNDIES!
401
00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:44,042
HA HA HA,
NICE ONE!
402
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:48,035
KISS YOUR DREAMS GOOD-BYE,
'CAUSE IT'S MINE.
403
00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:50,878
WEASEL IN THE HENHOUSE,
ED BOY?
404
00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:54,038
YOU DARE CHEAT ROLF
OF HIS FRONTMOST POSITION?
405
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,995
FRONT? WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
406
00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:58,423
THE FRONT'S THAT WAY.
407
00:18:58,500 --> 00:18:59,130
YEAH!
408
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:00,498
I'VE BEEN
WATCHING YOU
409
00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:02,753
AND IF YOU
THINK--
410
00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:09,787
[MUSICAL
HORN PLAYS
LA CUCARACHA]
411
00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:11,035
MY BIKE!
412
00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:13,415
AHA! MY TURN!
413
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,540
ROLF IS NEXT!
414
00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:16,035
YAY, ROLF!
415
00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:18,955
YOU HAVE MESSED WITH THE REST,
NOW THE BEST WILL MAKE A MESS!
416
00:19:19,042 --> 00:19:21,832
IMPLEMENT
THE COMMERCIAL ENTERPRISE--
417
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,380
AY! ROLF'S BACK
IS CRICKED YET AGAIN.
418
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:29,208
MY TURN!
419
00:19:30,292 --> 00:19:33,002
WELL, THAT CAN'T BE GOOD
FOR ROLF'S BACK.
420
00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:37,043
THE LIGHT DOESN'T GET
ANY GREENER, DOUBLE D.
421
00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:38,325
YOU'RE AS GOOD AS SPENT
422
00:19:38,417 --> 00:19:42,957
AFTER I SCRAPE YOU OFF
WITH MY SHOVEL OF DOOM!
423
00:19:43,042 --> 00:19:45,542
AAH!
424
00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:48,165
OK, WAIT.
I GOT IT!
425
00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:52,293
THIS TIME FOR REAL.
426
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,877
EDDY, THIS IS
OBVIOUSLY NOT WORKING.
427
00:20:03,958 --> 00:20:05,078
Eddy: LOOK AT IT,
DOUBLE D!
428
00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:06,497
IT'S JUST BEGGING US
TO TAKE IT.
429
00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:09,333
COME ON, YOU MUST HAVE THOUGHT
OF A WAY TO GET IT BY NOW.
430
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:14,287
WELL, YES, I HAVE GIVEN
IT SOME THOUGHT.
431
00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:15,375
I KNEW IT!
432
00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:16,828
AND THEY'RE ALL HERE,
433
00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:20,167
DOCUMENTED IN
MY PROPOSAL FOR THE SAID
QUARTER REMOVAL.
434
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,630
THESE ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?
435
00:20:21,708 --> 00:20:23,708
WE'LL NEED
MANY SUPPLIES.
436
00:20:23,792 --> 00:20:28,082
OF COURSE,
I'LL NEED HELP IN
SETTING THE GROUNDWORK.
437
00:20:29,042 --> 00:20:30,962
Eddy: OH, ED!
438
00:20:31,042 --> 00:20:32,922
STAY!
439
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
WAIT UP, DOUBLE D!
440
00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:39,077
[BEEPING]
441
00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:13,503
[SNORING]
442
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:21,325
[WHISTLING]
443
00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:30,417
Jonny: LET'S CHECK
AND SEE, PLANK.
444
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:34,040
LOOK!
IT'S STILL HERE.
445
00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:35,165
AND YOU WERE RIGHT!
446
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,170
NO ONE FOUND IT
UNDER THE QUARTER.
447
00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:45,133
BUBBLE GUM SURE DOES
TASTE BETTER WITH
AGE, HUH, BUDDY?
448
00:21:46,417 --> 00:21:49,877
IS THAT JONNY?
HELLO, JONNY!
449
00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:53,208
YUM, YUM,
BUBBLE GUM!
450
00:21:53,042 --> 00:21:55,292
GUM? IT WAS JUST
A WAD OF--
451
00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:59,075
HEY! GET BACK HERE
WITH MY QUARTER,
MELONHEAD!
452
00:21:59,167 --> 00:22:03,377
I'VE HEARD
OF SQUIRRELS STORING
THEIR FOOD, BUT GUM?
453
00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:06,418
I MEAN, THAT'S JUST
PLAIN KOOKY.
454
00:22:07,083 --> 00:22:08,753
OH,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
455
00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:12,003
ED, COULD I PLEASE
HAVE MY SHOES BACK?
456
00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:14,793
YOU SNOOZE,
YOU LOSE, DOUBLE D!
457
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,165
WHAT THE--
458
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,040
HEY!
GIVE ME MY SHOES!
459
00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:20,325
WHAT CAN YOU DO
WHEN YOU LIVE IN A SHOE
460
00:22:20,417 --> 00:22:22,997
AND YOU AIN'T GOT
NO SOLE?
461
00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:25,083
Edd and Eddy: ED!
462
00:22:42,417 --> 00:22:44,207
ED, EDD N EDDY.
463
00:22:44,292 --> 00:22:46,672
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
464
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:49,670
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CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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