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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

BLLLBB. YEAH.

URBAN RANGERS, BEFORE OUR JOURNEY BEGINS,

PREPARE FOR INSPECTION.

Eddy: NO USE, ED!

HO HO HO HO HO! HO HO HO!

Edd: TIME MARCHES ON, EDDY.

HA HA HA!

Eddy: YOU'RE TOAST, ED.

HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

Eddy: GET DOWN, YOU LUNK.

HA HA HA!

GOT YOU!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

YOU HAVE BESMIRCHED THE CODE OF THE URBAN RANGER!

WHY, IF ROLF HAD A LOAF OF BREAD, HE'D--

[ED NEIGHING]

YEE-HA! GO, BABY, GO!

WOO HOO HOO HOO!

WHOA!

HEY, HEY, I'M A BUCKING BUCKAROO.

ALLEY-OOP!

[DING-DONG]

TOOT, TOOT! I WON!

SUCKER!

TIME!

5 MINUTES AND 59 SECONDS.

A NEW RECORD AND WITH MINIMAL DAMAGE.

[CLAPPING]

VERY IMPRESSIVE, ED BOY.

IT IS A SHAME YOU FAILED WITH SUCH DISGRACE

AT YOUR PITIFUL ATTEMPT

TO CLOAK YOUR SORRY AND FEEBLE EFFORT

AT BECOMING AN URBAN RANGER.

LOSER.

RANGER JONNY,

WHY HAVE YOU CHOSEN THIS DAY

TO RUPTURE ROLF'S PUMPERNICKEL?

LIKE I EVER WANTED TO JOIN.

WHAT SHEEP. I HATE THOSE URBAN RANGERS.

AS I REMEMBER IT, EDDY,

YOU LIKED THEIR UNIFORMS AND WANTED TO JOIN.

YEAH, RIGHT. YOU REMEMBER WRONG, DOUBLE "D."

WHOA.

IT'S A LONG BALL, COACH.

GO BACK TO SLEEP, ED.

RANGERS, THE FOREST BECKONS!

MARCH!

WHAT WOULD THROWING AN OVERRIPENED TOMATO PROVE?

EDDY?

I'M NOT DONE REASONING WITH YOU.

MAN, IF THAT AIN'T A FLUKE,

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.

LOOKING FOR TROUBLE, URBAN NERDOS?

DO NOT LET THE COMMONERS

SPOIL OUR MERRYMAKING, RANGERS.

I LOVE IT WHEN WE LET LOOSE.

THEY'RE GOING INTO THE WOODS!

YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT SCARY THINGS LURK IN THE WOODS,

HUH, BOYS?

OH, DON'T TELL ME, YOU HAVE A PLAN, RIGHT?

END OF FIRST SEQUENCE AND FADE TO BLACK.

Jonny: THIS WILL LOOK GREAT HERE.

Jimmy: BORING. LET'S PUT IT HERE.

NO, I LIKE IT HERE, JIMMY.

IT'S MUCH BETTER HERE, JONNY.

THAT'S SILLY! OVER HERE!

EXCUSE ME, BUT I DON'T SEE

A "REC ROOM DéCOR" BADGE ON YOUR VEST.

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY NATURAL SENSE OF HANGING OUT.

DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.

OHH!

Rolf: URBAN RANGERS,

WHY MUST YOU BEHAVE

LIKE HENS HAVING DIFFICULTY LAYING AN EGG?

OUR MERRYMAKING IS A TIME OF CELEBRATION!

YOU MUST STRIVE TO BE MORE LIKE RANGER PLANK,

WHO PUTS THE NEEDS OF THE TROOP...

ABOVE THOSE OF STUFFED FURNITURE.

CAN ROLF TRUST HIS RANGERS

TO START A CAMPFIRE?

WELL?!

ALL DONE, SIR.

VERY GOOD, URBAN--

THAT'S THE SPIRIT, PLANK!

HA HA HA!

QUIT DRYING OUT YOUR PITS, ED. MOVE IT.

YOU, TOO, SOCKHEAD!

COMING, EDDY.

JUST A FEW PROVISIONS FOR OUR STAY WITH NATURE.

A LITTLE HELP WOULD REALLY BE APPRECIATED!

[EDDY SNICKERING]

OOF!

HOME ON THE RANGE, HUH, GUYS?

[OWL HOOTING]

THERE'S SOMETHING MAGICAL ABOUT FLAMES

THAT JUST MAKES YOU WANT TO STARE AT THEM ALL NIGHT, HUH, PLANK?

OOPS, I THINK I LET LOUIE OUT OF JAIL.

HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

Rolf: URBAN RANGERS!

ROLF HAS RETURNED VICTORIOUS!

FRESH WATER FOR ALL.

ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?

RANGER JONNY,

AWARD ROLF THE "GET ME WATER, I'M THIRSTY" BADGE.

HERE YOU GO, ROLF.

AND HERE'S YOUR "BRING ME MY BADGE" BADGE.

DO NOT POUT, RANGER JIMMY,

FOR TONIGHT YOU SHALL HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY

TO EARN THE "GHOST STORY" BADGE.

RIGHT ON!

JEEPERS CREEPERS!

THIS IS TOO EASY. HA HA HA!

I THINK THERE'S A BUG IN MY EAR, DOUBLE "D."

THIS WOULD BE SO MUCH MORE BEARABLE IF I HAD MY PROVISIONS.

WHAT'S THAT?

I THINK IT'S THE SOUND OF NO ONE CARING.

MOVE IT OUT!

NEIGH!

HA HA HA!

AAH! DON'T COME ANY CLOSER!

BUT IT JUST KEPT COMING

WITH ITS ONE BIG EYE.

ITS FOOTSTEPS GREW LOUDER WITH EVERY STEP--

SQUISH, SQUASH, SQUISH, SQUASH.

"I WANT TO EAT YOUR BELLYBUTTON!"

AAH! DON'T EAT ME!

HA HA HO!

ROLF MAY NEED A DIAPER

AS HIS TOES CURL WITH FRIGHT.

PLEASE CONTINUE.

Eddy: OOOH...

Edd: OOOH...

Ed: OOOH...

WHAT WAS THAT?

IT COMES FROM THE TREES.

[ED, EDD, AND EDDY IMITATING GHOSTS]

IT'S SO GROTESQUE.

[OWL HOOTING]

HOLY MACKEREL.

AAAH! AAAH! AAAH!

THAT SCARED ME OUT OF MY PANTS.

GOOD ONE, ROLF! YOU REALLY HAD US GOING.

THIS WAS NOT ROLF, RANGER JONNY.

HELP, HELP! IT'S GOT ME!

SOMEBODY SAVE ME!

HOW'D HE GET UP THERE?

[SNIFF]

RRR...

Eddy: HEY, CHECK IT OUT.

[BARKING]

RANGER JONNY, RESCUE RANGER JIMMY.

ROLF HAS BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO.

[HOWLING]

BOY, EDDY, I REALLY FEEL BAD ABOUT THIS.

CAN WE PLEASE GO NOW?

HA HA HA!

ED, DID YOU GET A LOAD OF THEIR FACES

WHEN THE FIRE WENT OUT?

OOOHH...HA HA HA!

I EVEN MADE A QUARTER.

OH, MAN!

OK, DOUBLE "D,"

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

Edd: EDDIE! ED!

NICE TRY, DOUBLE "D."

STOP HIM! PLEASE, NO!

OK, DOUBLE "D,"

YOU CAN COME OUT NOW.

Edd: AAAH!

[GHOSTLY CRIES]

AAH!

WHAT WAS THAT?

WAAA!

IT'S THE BELLYBUTTON EATER!

AAH! ED, WAIT!

[PANTING]

AAH!

AAAH!

OOF!

AAH!

[CRASH]

Edd: HELP! Ed: EDDY!

SAVE ME, EDDY!

MAKE IT STOP!

HELP ME!

GUYS?

AAH!

HELP ME! BELLYBUTTON EATER!

[MEOW]

HAVE MERCY.

ED, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE, MISTER!

ED!

[GIGGLING]

MOM SAID TO GET OUT OF THE CLOSET, ED.

IT'S BEEN 3 DAYS NOW.

BELLYBUTTON EATER!

WHAT IDIOTS.

Jonny: OOH.

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, KIDS.

Rolf: THIS WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE,

AS ROLF WOULD HIT THE CEILING.

Sarah: HE MAKES IT LOOK SO EASY.

BOY KEVIN, ASSIST ROLF.

TELL ROLF THE SECRETS OF THIS PROSTRATE BOARD.

OH, BOY, ROLF'S CLUELESS!

DON'T SWEAT IT, ROLF.

WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW WON'T HURT YOU.

Rolf: AAH! POOR ROLF.

Jonny: NICE ONE, ROLF.

DECENT, TO SAY THE LEAST.

Jonny: WOO HOO! HA HA HA.

Sarah: COOL!

LET'S BOOGIE, PLANK.

GET IN LINE, JONNY.

OOF.

IT'S JIMMY'S TURN.

DO YOU THINK I'LL KICK BUTT, SARAH?

Kevin: WHATEVER YOU DO...

YOU BETTER DO IT FAST, FLUFFY,

BECAUSE THOSE EDS ARE PROBABLY ON THEIR WAY RIGHT NOW

TO WRECK ALL OUR FUN.

I WOULDN'T COUNT ON IT.

THIS MORNING ME AND PLANK HERE

WERE PLAYING OVER AT THE PLAYGROUND,

AND THERE WAS NO ED, EDD, OR EDDY AROUND.

NOT AT THE CREEK,

NOT AT THE JUNKYARD,

NOT AT THE SEWER,

NOT AT THE--

ROLF HAS ALSO BEEN BLESSED

BY THE LACK OF ED-BOY BUFFOONERY.

HEY, SARAH, YOU SEEN YOUR BRO?

NO!

I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM, EITHER.

AHH, I FEEL AS FRESH AS A SPRING FLOWER.

COME ON, PEOPLE. IT'S A BRAND-NEW DAY.

NO ED, EDD, OR EDDY. HALLELUJAH!

LET'S GO TO MY HOUSE AND PARTY.

THE COOKIES AND MILK ARE ON ME.

AAH! OH, SARAH, I THINK I GOT AN OWW-EY.

IT'S OK, JIMMY. YOU'RE USED TO IT.

Jimmy: DO IT, NAZZ!

Sarah: HIGHER! HIGHER!

SHH.

YIPPEE! YIPPEE!

BULL'S-EYE.

RIGHT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE. HA HA HA!

BOY, THESE COOKIES SURE ARE STALE, HUH, PLANK?

HA HA HA!

WHAT KNOW-NOTHING WOULD DIMPLE THE COOKIE BISCUIT

WITH THE DOOHICKEY OF A RABBIT?

THOSE ARE RAISINS, DUDE.

SAME THING!

[SNIFFING]

YOU KNOW THEY'RE UP TO SOMETHING.

THE DOOHICKEYS?

NO, MAN. THE EDS.

POPPYCOCK! THERE ARE NO ED BOYS TODAY, KEVIN.

A CELEBRATION, I SAY!

I'M WITH YOU, BROTHER.

Jonny: I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, BUDDY.

I WOULDN'T FEED THESE COOKIES TO A DOG.

WANT A SODA?

HOW THE HECK DID THAT GET IN THERE?

I'M A MONKEY. FEED ME A PEANUT.

FEED ME A PEANUT. LOOK AT ME.

YOU'VE GOT A MONKEY ON YOUR HEAD. HA!

FEED ME A PEANUT.

RRR...JONNY, YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!

NO PEANUT?

FEED ME A BANANA BECAUSE I'M A MONKEY.

OH, WHOA, WHOA.

I'LL FEED YOU A FIST.

Kevin: HEY, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?

I FOUND IT IN THE DRINK COOLER.

WHAT'S A MASK DOING IN A COOLER?

THAT'S TOO WEIRD.

BIG DEAL. IT'S JUST ONE OF MY STUPID BROTHER'S DRAWINGS.

PEOPLE, PLEASE.

YOU'RE GIVING ME A MIGRAINE.

LET'S NOT FORGET THE PARTY.

COOKIE, ANYONE?

MONKEY HAND!

GET IT OFF!

MONKEYS SMELL THEIR FINGERS!

WHY HAS SOMEONE GLUED FLUFF TO THIS RUBBER GLOVE?

HAS THE WORLD COME TO AN END?

WHAT'D I TELL YOU?

THOSE DORKS ARE UP TO NO GOOD.

COME ON, ROLF. LET'S FIND EDDY.

A NOD IS AS GOOD AS A WINK TO A BLIND HORSE.

OK.

HEY, GUYS, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

WAKE UP, WILL YOU?

KEVIN AND ROLF ARE GOING TO LOOK FOR EDDY.

ME, JIMMY, AND NAZZ ARE GOING TO MY HOUSE TO FIND ED.

WHY DON'T YOU TRY AND FIND DOUBLE "D," JONNY?

OKEY-DOKEY, NAZZ.

AIN'T SHE SWEET, PLANK?

[RECORD SKIPPING, NO MUSIC]

NO ED BOYS, KEVIN.

WHAT'S TAKING THEM?

I GOT A BAD FEELING IN MY GUT ABOUT THIS, ROLF.

SHALL ROLF RUB KEVIN'S BELLY

WITH THE OILS OF FERMENTED FIGS?

WHAT?

HEY, KEVIN!

ANY SIGN OF THOSE LOSERS, JONNY?

NOPE...

BUT I FOUND THIS BOTTLE CAP.

PRETTY COOL, HUH?

YEAH, REAL NICE.

THEY WEREN'T IN ED'S ROOM.

GEE, I HOPE THEY'RE OK.

OH, PLEASE!

ROLF IS RIDDLED WITH GUILT OVER THE MISSING ED BOYS.

Jimmy: I HAVE A CONFESSION.

I'VE WISHED THIS EVERY BIRTHDAY.

COULD IT HAVE COME TRUE?

GIVE ME A BREAK.

THIS IS ALL PART OF SOME STUPID SCAM.

THEY'RE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

WHOA.

IS THAT A BANANA?

A TURNIP FOR YOUR THOUGHTS, KEVIN?

FIRST A MONKEY MASK, THEN A MONKEY GLOVE,

AND NOW...

MONKEY FOOD!

SEE? WHAT'D I TELL YOU?

I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH FRUIT IN ONE PLACE.

FOLLOW THE YELLOW RIND ROAD!

WAIT UP, JIMMY.

THOSE EDS ARE WATCHING OUR EVERY MOVE.

HELLO.

[MONKEY CHATTER]

WOW. OH.

"CHIMP WURLD"?

WHAT'D I TELL YOU?

MONKEY SEE, MONKEY GETS RIPPED OFF.

I'M A MONKEY, HUH, PLANK?!

DON'T GO IN THERE, JONNY.

WOO HOO! TOO MUCH FUN.

HANG ON, SQUIRT.

HE CAN BE MERRY, KEVIN,

FOR TODAY WE ARE FREE OF ED BOYS.

Jonny: WHEE!

GET REAL, GUYS.

IT'S A SCAM.

ROLF!

[TARZAN YELL]

CRYBABY JIMMY,

CAREFUL, AS THE MIGHTY BANANA IS LIKE GLUE

TO THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE.

WANT TO WRESTLE, HUH? HERE I COME!

SUCKERS!

THEY'LL BE HERE ANY SECOND TO TAKE YOUR CASH.

MAN, THAT'S OLD.

COME ON OUT, EDDY, SO I CAN POUND YOU.

THERE IS NO ONE HERE BUT US BANANAS, KEVIN.

I KNOW YOU'RE HERE, DORKS.

SHOW YOURSELVES!

CHILL OUT, DUDE.

LET GO OF ME.

YOU LOOKING AT?

AHA!

OOF.

HEY, KEVIN, WATCH. RELAX. GO WITH THE FLOW.

AAH, WHAT HAPPENED?

OH, HERE WE GO.

HELP ME, SOMEBODY.

FEAR NOT, AS ROLF WILL SAVE YOUR HEAD.

JEEPERS!

AWOOO--HELP ME!

EEH! OOH!

THE EDS ARE MOVING IN.

KEVIN, CHECK OUT THIS SLIDE.

WAIT, NAZZ. DON'T!

AAH!

AAAH!

HELP, SARAH. HELP!

Sarah: JIMMY!

AAAH!

AAH!

THOSE DORKS ARE OUT OF CONTROL.

KEVIN, DO SOMETHING.

Sarah: KEVIN!

THIS IS NOT COOL.

AWESOME.

KEVIN, HELP! I'M STUCK.

HELP, KEVIN! MY HEAD'S GOING TO EXPLODE.

Sarah: KEVIN, HURRY!

I CAN'T HOLD ON FOREVER.

Jimmy: MY ANKLES ARE CHAFING.

OH, MAN.

KEVIN, THE WEIGHT OF THE BANANAS

ARE CRUSHING ROLF'S APPLES.

THIS IS, LIKE, TOTALLY WRECKING MY HAIR.

Jimmy: HELP ME!

KEVIN! HELP ME! HEY!

KEVIN, HELP!

I'VE GOT TO BE NEXT.

I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT.

YOU AIN'T SCAMMING ME, EDS!

I'M ON TO YOU.

LATER.

WHERE'S HE GOING?

Sarah: WHAT'S HE BLUBBERING ABOUT?

THERE ARE NO ED BOYS.

SEE YOU, KEVIN!

[PANTING]

Kevin: AAH!

SHH! SHH! SHH!

THIS IS JUST BECOMING TOO RISKY, FELLOWS.

IF WE DON'T FIND ED'S MASK,

OUR CHIMP WURLD WILL BE ALL FOR NAUGHT.

[IMITATING MONKEY]

ED, WE'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL DAY.

WHERE'D YOU PUT IT?

PUT WHAT?

THE MASK, ED.

THE MASK YOU DREW THIS MORNING, REMEMBER?

DID YOU CHECK YOUR COSTUME?

WHOOPS! LOST MY GLOVE, SEE?

YOU BONEHEAD.

I'D BE THE LAST TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO,

BUT IF I HAD BEEN IN CHARGE OF...

[SNIFFS]

WELL, WE CAN CLEARLY SEE

IT'S NOT ON ED'S PERSON.

IT WAS THE GREATEST SCAM IN THE WORLD.

I GOT TO FIND THE MASK.

FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES, EDDY,

CONTROL YOURSELF.

EXCUSE ME, ED.

TABLE FOR TWO.

AH, QUIT YOUR GRIPING.

KEEP LOOKING!

Ed: BANANA?

CUT IT OUT, ED.

I'M LOOKING OVER THERE.

BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE.

HA HA HA!

EDDIE, I CAN'T FIND MY UNDERWEAR!

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

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ED, EDD N EDDY.

BLLLBB, YEAH!