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BRRRRRR!
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[SNORING]
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[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
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[SHIVERING AND TEETH CHATTERING]
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[CREAKING]
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[GLASS BREAKING]
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HMMM?
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[STAIRS CREAKING]
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[EATING LOUDLY]
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OH, DEAR, AN INTRUDER,
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EATING ALL THE FOOD
OUT OF MY REFRIGERATOR...
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IN BARE FEET!
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SO UNSANITARY.
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HUH?
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I'VE GOT A CACTUS!
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UH...
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AAAAH!
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ED?
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YOU PRACTICALLY
SCARED ME
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OUT OF MY ONE-SIZE-
FITS-ALL PAJAMAS.
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DO YOU KNOW
WHAT TIME IT IS?
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[YAWNING]
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[BELCHES]
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UM, ED?
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D-DON'T MAKE
ME USE THIS!
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YOU ATE JIM.
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ED, CACTI HAVE FEELINGS
JUST LIKE YOU--
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[GASP]
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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
MR. ED.
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STOP!
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING
WITH ALL MY FOOD?
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ED, THEY'LL SPOIL!
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[GASPS]
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HUH?
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ED, COME BACK HERE
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AND CLOSE
THIS REFRIGERATOR DOOR!
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ED!
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I NEED TO WAKE EDDY.
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OH, DEAR, A PARADOX.
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[PANTING AND WHIMPERING]
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UH...
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EDDY...EDDY.
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OH...
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EDDY, ARE YOU AWAKE?
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[EDDY GROANS]
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THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
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IT'S ED.
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WHO TURNED OFF
THE SUN?
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GOOD, YOU'RE AWAKE.
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WE HAVE
A PROBLEM, EDDY.
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ED WAS IN MY HOUSE,
MY KITCHEN, MY REFRIGERATOR.
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NOT THAT IT'S ANY DIFFERENT
FROM ANY OTHER DAY,
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BUT, WELL,
IT WAS LATE, YOU SEE,
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AND I USUALLY LIKE
TO GET 8 HOURS OF SLEEP,
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BUT ED WAS EATING,
HAS EATEN,
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HAS TAKEN ALL MY FOOD.
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I ASKED HIM,
TALKED TO HIM,
BUT NO REACTION.
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HE JUST KEPT EATING.
DO YOU HEAR ME, EDDY?
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ED IS SLEEPWALKING.
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[YAWNS LOUDLY]
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HUH?
HUH?
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WHAT'S HE DOING
WITH ALL MY FOOD?
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ED IS LIKE
A SWARM OF LOCUSTS
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READY TO PURGE
THE CUL-DE-SAC
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AND ALL
ITS GOOD PEOPLE
OF THEIR FOOD.
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YOU KNOW, YOU SCARE ME
WHEN YOU TALK LIKE THAT.
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LET'S GO SEE
WHAT BIG ED'S UP TO.
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[SARAH SNORING]
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MMM...
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[COYOTE HOWLS]
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[GROWLS]
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[CAT SCREAMS]
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WHOO-HOO-HOO!
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MAN, TELL ME
I WASN'T DREAMING!
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HE SCARFED
THE WHOLE FRIDGE.
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HA! HA! HA!
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SHHH.
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[SNICKERING]
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AAAH...
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[COW MOOS]
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I HOPE HE DOESN'T
WAKE JIMMY.
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THIS IS NOT GOOD.
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THIS IS RICH,
DOUBLE-D.
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HAVE A SEAT,
FRONT ROW CENTER,
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TO THE GREATEST SHOW
ON EARTH.
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ARE YOU GOING
TO SHARE THOSE?
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THAT WAS VERY GOOD.
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I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHERE
HE'S PUTTING IT ALL.
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[LOUD BANG]
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Eddy:
WHERE DID HE GO?
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EGADS! WHAT IS
THAT HIDEOUS ODOR?
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SANTA?
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DO YOU THINK
ED SWALLOWED HIMSELF?
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Jimmy: HELP!
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HELP!
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SALIVA, YUCK! GERMS!
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EW!
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GOOD THING I'M
A MAN OF THE WORLD.
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I'M TERRIFIED BEYOND
RATIONAL THOUGHT.
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I CAN'T LOOK!
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[TEETH CHATTERING]
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HE SPIT JIMMY
BACK OUT!
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PHEW.
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LET'S GO!
I DON'T WANT TO MISS
ED GETTING HEARTBURN.
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LOOK AT ALL THIS!
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ED MUST HAVE BILKED
THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD
OF ITS FOOD.
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MESSY, MESSY.
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SLEEPWALKING AND EATING
EVERYONE'S FOOD IS ONE THING,
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BUT LITTERING!
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CHECK IT OUT,
DOUBLE-D! WOO!
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ED ATE A WHOLE BOX
OF BRAN MUFFINS.
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THIS COULD
BE DANGEROUS, EDDY.
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OH, YEAH...
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THIS MESS SHOULD
LEAD US RIGHT TO HIM.
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BINGO!
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A-HA!
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GOTCHA!
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WHOA!
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YAAAA!
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AAAH!
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CAREFUL, EDDY.
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HUH? FINDERS KEEPERS!
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UM, EDDY.
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WHAT?
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[MUFFLED LAUGHTER]
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[ED SNORING]
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HA! HA! HA! HA!
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ED SEEMS QUITE CONTENT
AMONG ALL THAT FOOD.
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YEAH, LIKE
A BEACHED WHALE.
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HE LOOKS SO NATURAL.
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OH, ED...ED...
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WAKE UP, GOLDILOCKS!
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HUH?
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HI, GUYS.
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ED, DID YOU KNOW
THAT YOU WALK
IN YOUR SLEEP,
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AND THAT YOU HAVE
CONSUMED ALL THE FOOD
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WITHIN A 5-BLOCK RADIUS
OF YOUR BED?
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NOT ONLY THAT,
BUT I FEEL AS THOUGH
I CONSUMED ALL THE FOOD
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WITHIN A 5-BLOCK RADIUS
OF MY BED.
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HUH?
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OH, JIM GOT A HAIRCUT.
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DON'T YOU REMEMBER
ANYTHING, ED?
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YOU WERE GREAT!
YOU EVERYTHING,
INCLUDING JIMMY.
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OH, NO! JIMMY!
DON'T TELL SARAH!
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GUYS, HELP ME!
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Eddy: DON'T WORRY,
WE'RE GOING TO SLEEP OVER,
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SO WE CAN KEEP
AN EYE OUT FOR YOU.
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GOT ANY
EXTRA BLANKETS--AAAH!
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[STOMACH RUMBLING]
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COME ON, JIMMY.
TIME FOR BED.
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[ALL SNORING]
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[GLASS BREAKING]
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AAAH!
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EDDY, ED'S WALKING
IN HIS SLEEP AGAIN.
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MMM...
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Sarah: ED!
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ED! SHUT UP!
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[BELL RINGS]
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HOW CAN HE BE
SO BIG AND QUICK?
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HE'S HOPPING
THE FENCE, EDDY!
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[ED LAUGHING]
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ED!
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WHOO! HA! HA!
THAT-A-BOY, ED!
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OH, THAT BIG LUG'S
CRACKING ME UP.
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I THINK I KNOW HOW
TO LURE HIM BACK.
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WHY?
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[SNIFFING]
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THE FAMILIAR SCENT OF
ONE'S PERSONAL BELONGINGS
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ALWAYS MAKES ONE LONG FOR
THEIR NATURAL ENVIRONMENT.
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YOU MUST BE A RIOT
AT PARTIES, DOUBLE-D.
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I GOT HIM!
I GOT HIM!
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MY, ED'S GROWN.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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AAAAH!
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I BELIEVE ED ISN'T
GOING ANYWHERE.
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WE GOT HIM RIGHT
WHERE WE WANT HIM.
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[ROOSTER CROWS]
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[WHIMPERING]
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HOLY MACKEREL!
WHERE'S ALL MY FOOD?
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YUMMY! COOKIES!
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AWW...
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MY TUMMY NEEDS FOOD.
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Eddy: FRESH FOOD!
CHEAP PRICES!
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GET YOUR GROCERIES
AT ED'S MART!
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Jonny: HURRY, PLANK!
WE NEED TO FILL THAT TUMMY.
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OOOH! AND MINE, TOO.
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Eddy: WE'VE GOT
ALL YOUR FAVORITE FOOD
HERE AT ED'S MART.
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GET IT WHILE
IT'S HOT, FOLKS.
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NO ONE CAN BEAT
OUR PRICES AT ED'S MART.
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ALL YOUR FAVORITE FOOD
HERE AT ED'S MART!
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[JONNY GRUNTING]
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GOOD MORNING,
JONNY BOY.
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WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
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EDDY, YOU WOULDN'T
HAPPEN TO HAVE...
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YOUR CHUNKY PUFFS--
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I MEAN, YOUR FAVORITE,
CHUNKY PUFFS? SURE!
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THAT'LL BE 50 CENTS.
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[SNICKERS]
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HE'S, UH, JUST CHECKING
OUR INVENTORY
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AND WILL BE BACK
MOMENTARILY.
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CHUNKY PUFFS,
CHUNKY PUFFS,
CHUNKY PUFFS,
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HMMM....NO.
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[COW MOOS]
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OOP! THAT AIN'T IT.
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HMM...A-HA!
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HERE WE GO.
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HERE YOU GO, JONNY.
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I LOVE CHUNKY PUFFS.
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WOULD YOU LIKE
MILK WITH THAT?
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CAN'T EAT CEREAL
WITHOUT MILK.
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[GAGGING]
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HAMMER A NAIL.
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HAMMER A NAIL.
HAMMER A NAIL.
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HAMMER A NAIL.
HAMMER A NAIL.
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HAMMER A NAIL.
HAMMER A NAIL.
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HOW'S IT LOOK, EDDY?
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OOOH!
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[ED LAUGHING]
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ED, YOU PUT THE SIGN
ON UPSIDE DOWN.
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NO. I PUT THE SIGN
ON THE GARAGE.
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JUST FLIP IT OVER, ED.
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Ed: FLIP IT?
GOT IT.
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I THINK I'M READY
TO TACKLE ANYTHING
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WITH MY FINE ASSORTMENT
OF SHORT AND LONG,
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HARD- AND
SOFT-HAIRED BRUSHES.
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[CRASHING]
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HUH?
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[CRASHING]
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Ed:
I FLIPPED IT, EDDY.
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WELL, I CAN READ IT.
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ED'S PET BOUTIQUE IS
OPEN FOR BUSINESS.
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Ed: WHOA! HA! HA!
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[HORSE WHINNIES]
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ROLF'S GOT TONS
OF STINKY ANIMALS.
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THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY FILTHY.
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YES, I AM.
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GOOD-BYE.
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[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
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HA! HA!
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OH, HO!
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HELLO,
SNEAKY ED-BOYS.
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I AM MUCH TOO
BUSY MAKING SHOES
FOR MY CHICKENS,
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SO NO TIME
FOR ROLF TO TALK.
WORK IS GOOD.
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AS GOOD AS A STOMACH FULL
OF MAMA'S COOKED FOOD,
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BUT YOU WOULD NOT
KNOW THIS. GOOD-BYE.
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WE'RE HERE TO ASSIST
YOU ROLF IN ANY--
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YOU GOT A LOT OF DIRTY
ANIMALS THERE, ROLF,
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AND WE HAVE THE ONLY
PET CLEANING SERVICE
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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I PUT UP THE SIGN.
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SO, FOR A LITTLE GREEN,
251
00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:10,793
WE'LL MAKE YOUR DIRT-STAINED,
FLEA-INFESTED ANIMALS CLEAN.
252
00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:11,955
FLEA-INFESTED?
253
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:14,212
YOU MUST BE POKING
MY EGGPLANTS.
254
00:13:14,292 --> 00:13:18,002
THAT WOULD GIVE
ME MORE TIME TO
WATCH THE CURD RISE
255
00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:20,583
FROM THE CHEESE OF
MY GRANDFATHER'S VATS.
256
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,667
OK, ED-BOYS.
257
00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:26,423
[CHICKENS CLUCKING]
258
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,540
Edd: ONE, TWO, REST.
259
00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:37,915
ONE, TWO, REST.
ONE, TWO, REST.
260
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,250
ONE, TWO...
261
00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:43,040
OH, A CHICKEN SHOWER.
262
00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:44,375
CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK.
263
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:47,668
CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK...
264
00:13:48,917 --> 00:13:51,957
ED, LET THE CHICKENS
BATHE IN PRIVACY.
265
00:13:52,042 --> 00:13:53,082
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING
THEM.
266
00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:55,707
OOPS, SORRY.
267
00:13:56,042 --> 00:13:57,922
OOPS, SORRY.
268
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,630
I WON'T TELL, OK?
269
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:01,128
WHOA!
270
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,458
SORRY. SORRY!
271
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,962
I PROMISE
I WON'T LOOK.
272
00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:12,037
WHO'S THAT GOOD-LOOKING GUY?
273
00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:13,535
[PIG SQUEALS]
274
00:14:13,625 --> 00:14:16,535
LOOK AT THOSE DIRT SPOTS.
THEY'RE HUGE.
275
00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:19,325
HA HA HA.
276
00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:22,667
HUH? HUH?
277
00:14:24,542 --> 00:14:27,502
[COW MOOING LOUDLY]
278
00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:30,043
[GRUNTING]
279
00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:33,535
KEEP UP
THE GOOD WORK, BOYS.
280
00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:34,415
HUH?
281
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,960
[GRUNTING]
282
00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:39,128
I THINK THEY'RE
PAINTED ON, EDDY.
283
00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:44,078
EDDY, DON'T YOU THINK
THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME
TO WASH VICTOR?
284
00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:46,627
THE GOAT? YEAH, YEAH.
285
00:14:46,708 --> 00:14:48,498
YOU'RE WORSE
THAN MY MOTHER.
286
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,213
HA! HA!
287
00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:52,253
[GOAT BLEATS]
288
00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:53,963
Eddy: HA! HA! HA!
289
00:14:54,042 --> 00:14:56,042
DOUBLE-D, WHERE'S
THE EYELINER?
290
00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:58,575
WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD
YOU NEED EYE...
291
00:14:58,667 --> 00:14:59,627
[GASPS]
292
00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:00,668
LINER!
293
00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:03,080
OK, ED, I THINK
THE COW IS CLEAN NOW,
294
00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:06,127
BUT THOSE POOR RABBITS
HAVE BEEN CALLING
FOR YOU ALL DAY.
295
00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:09,918
THOSE AREN'T RABBITS,
THOSE ARE BUNNIES.
296
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,580
AW, LOOK.
297
00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:14,457
HELLO,
MR. AND MRS. BUNNY.
298
00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:17,042
TIME FOR A BATH.
299
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:21,957
AW, BUNNIES ARE
SO FURRY AND SO SOFT.
300
00:15:22,042 --> 00:15:22,832
HUH?
301
00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:26,127
HA HA HA.
302
00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:29,998
[TOILET FLUSHES]
303
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:34,878
AH...AH...AH!
304
00:15:34,958 --> 00:15:36,328
ACHOO!
305
00:15:36,417 --> 00:15:38,957
HA! HA! HA!
306
00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:46,205
DOUBLE-D, HOW MANY BUNNIES
WAS I SUPPOSED TO CLEAN?
307
00:15:46,292 --> 00:15:47,922
TWO, ED.
308
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,040
OK.
309
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:54,003
I'M STUMPED.
310
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,083
[SNIFFS]
311
00:15:55,167 --> 00:15:58,127
AH...AH...
312
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:01,128
ACHOO!
313
00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:03,038
ED, ARE YOU CATCHING
A COLD?
314
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:04,415
COLDS ARE VERY CONTAGIOUS,
315
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:08,000
AND I'D BE SO PEEVED
IF I CAUGHT YOUR COLD.
316
00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:10,003
I FEEL FUNNY.
317
00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:13,213
AH...AH...
318
00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:16,578
ACHOO!
319
00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:18,997
I SNEEZED.
320
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,080
[GASP] I'M MUTATING!
321
00:16:22,167 --> 00:16:24,377
OH! AH! AAH!
322
00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:26,708
EDDY, ED IS SHOWING
STRANGE SYMPTOMS.
323
00:16:26,792 --> 00:16:28,172
I'M CONCERNED.
324
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,630
I'VE BEEN CONCERNED ABOUT ED
FROM THE FIRST DAY I MET HIM.
325
00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:33,458
AAAAAH! OH!
326
00:16:33,542 --> 00:16:35,252
UM, EDDY...
327
00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:37,583
WHAT? ARE WE DONE?
328
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:38,287
LOOK!
329
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:39,915
HELP! I AM A BLIMP!
330
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,000
ED, YOU MANIAC,
GET DOWN FROM THERE.
331
00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:46,083
HELP ME, GUYS!
I AM SO ITCHY.
332
00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:48,707
LET'S POKE A HOLE IN HIM
AND LET THE AIR OUT.
333
00:16:48,792 --> 00:16:49,792
Ed: STILL ITCHY.
334
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,575
THE PRESSURE COULD
CAUSE HIM TO EXPLODE.
335
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:52,497
I'M ITCHY.
336
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:54,463
COME ON, GUYS!
337
00:16:54,542 --> 00:16:57,002
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
338
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,963
HERE I COME,
BUTTERBALL.
339
00:16:59,042 --> 00:17:00,922
HIGHER, DOUBLE-D.
340
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,000
AH...AH...
341
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:03,883
I GOT HIM!
I GOT HIM!
342
00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:04,828
ACHOO!
343
00:17:04,917 --> 00:17:06,627
I CAN'T HOLD YOU
MUCH LONGER, EDDY.
344
00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:10,328
MY ARMS ARE ABOUT TO GIVE WAY
TO YOUR GREAT WEIGHT.
345
00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:13,207
OH, THE INSANITY!
346
00:17:13,042 --> 00:17:15,212
Eddy: DOUBLE-D!
347
00:17:15,292 --> 00:17:16,002
AAAAH!
348
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:18,043
Eddy: HEEELLLP!
349
00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:19,915
OK, OK, OH DEAR.
350
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,080
PHYSICAL ACTIVITY.
351
00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:22,997
WE'RE ABOUT TO
MAKE CONTACT.
352
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:26,133
WHOA! LOOK AT ME!
353
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:27,498
I'M A PIGEON...
354
00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:29,083
A BIG PIGEON.
355
00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:31,787
DON'T LAY AN EGG,
BIRDBRAIN.
356
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:33,785
AAAAH!
357
00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:34,575
[GRUNTING]
358
00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:36,627
I'M A SWAN,
A PRETTY SWAN.
359
00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:41,078
WE GOTTA FIGURE OUT
WHAT'S WRONG WITH
BLOAT BOY.
360
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:43,713
Eddy: BINGO.
361
00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:45,292
THIS OUGHT TO
HOLD YOU.
362
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:48,375
ALL SET, DOUBLE-D.
363
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:55,040
SAY IT.
SAY IT.
364
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:58,332
PAGING DR. DOUBLE-D,
EMERGENCY.
365
00:17:58,417 --> 00:18:02,667
PAGING THE HEAD OF SURGERY
WITH ALL THE TOP DEGREES
366
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:05,080
TO THE LIVING ROOM...STAT.
367
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,627
THAT WAS GOOD, EDDY.
368
00:18:06,708 --> 00:18:07,708
WHATEVER.
369
00:18:07,792 --> 00:18:10,082
HMM...INTERESTING.
370
00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:12,377
OH, THIS IS
VERY STRANGE.
371
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:15,128
I GOT A DART
STUCK TO MY HEAD.
372
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:16,998
SAY, "AHH," PLEASE.
373
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:19,003
AHHHH, PLEASE.
374
00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:20,003
FLASHLIGHT, PLEASE.
375
00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:22,423
EDDY, YOU'RE NOT
PAYING ATTENTION.
376
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:23,920
FLASHLIGHT, PLEASE.
377
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,500
OH, YEAH, FLASHLIGHT.
378
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:26,383
FLASHLIGHT.
379
00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:28,208
THANK YOU, NURSE.
380
00:18:28,042 --> 00:18:28,962
NURSE?
381
00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:31,132
NURSE EDDY?
HA! HA! HA!
382
00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:32,038
[GULP]
383
00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:33,075
Edd: CLOSE, PLEASE.
384
00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:35,077
LIGHTS, PLEASE, NURSE.
385
00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:37,327
GRRR.
386
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:40,463
Edd: HMMM...
387
00:18:40,542 --> 00:18:41,542
LIGHTS, PLEASE.
388
00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:44,245
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME,
DR. SURGEON HEAD?
389
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:49,043
JUST ONE MORE TEST.
390
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:52,375
OH, LOOK,
IT'S A BUNN--
391
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:55,788
AH...AH...AH...
392
00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:58,165
HE'S GONNA BLOW!
393
00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:00,210
RUN FOR IT!
394
00:19:00,292 --> 00:19:03,212
ACHOO!
395
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,170
UH, ED?
OH, MY!
396
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:08,790
DOUBLE-DOCTOR-D?
397
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:11,955
YOU APPEAR TO BE
ALLERGIC TO RABBITS, ED.
398
00:19:12,042 --> 00:19:14,462
SO NOW WHAT,
DR. DOUBLE-MEAT-PATTY?
399
00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:17,462
WE'LL HAVE TO TREAT HIM
IMMEDIATELY, EDDY.
400
00:19:17,542 --> 00:19:20,712
SCRATCH ME. I'M ITCHY.
401
00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:22,325
HA! HA! HA! HA!
402
00:19:22,417 --> 00:19:24,957
Edd: WE'LL HAVE YOU BACK
TO NORMAL IN NO TIME, ED.
403
00:19:25,042 --> 00:19:25,962
MMM, GRAVY!
404
00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:28,082
MORE COLD CREAM, EDDY!
405
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,327
COMING RIGHT UP,
DR. DOUBLEMINT.
406
00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:34,327
OH, THAT'S
REAL GOOD, EDDY.
407
00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:36,707
THAT SHOULD REALLY--
408
00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:38,173
EWWWW...
409
00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:40,000
SHOUT IF YOU NEED MORE.
410
00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:41,173
GUYS! I AM STILL ITCHY.
411
00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:44,210
UH, MY MOM ALWAYS
USES TALCUM POWDER
FOR ITCHING.
412
00:19:44,292 --> 00:19:48,132
EDDY, COULD YOU PLEASE FILL
THE TALCUM POWDER DISPENSER?
413
00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:51,828
YEAH, YEAH,
BUT YOU BETTER NOT
CALL ME NURSE.
414
00:19:51,917 --> 00:19:53,167
THANK YOU, EDDY.
415
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,210
THAT'S GOING TO
TAKE FOREVER!
416
00:19:55,042 --> 00:19:59,292
YES, BUT IT WILL PROVIDE
AN EVEN, EQUAL DISTRIBUTION.
417
00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:01,125
TIME IS MONEY, DOUBLE-D,
418
00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:03,078
AND I LOVE MONEY.
419
00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:04,417
EDDDDYYY!
420
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,460
I SMELL PRETTY.
421
00:20:06,542 --> 00:20:08,382
HOW COME
I'M STILL BIG, GUYS?
422
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:12,038
HMMM...ICE SHOULD REDUCE
THE SWELLING.
423
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:14,205
BINGO, SOCK-HEAD.
424
00:20:14,042 --> 00:20:15,002
WOOO!
425
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,133
THIS ICE BAG
SHOULD DO IT.
426
00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:19,668
AND WITH MY MODIFICATIONS
TO THIS REFRIGERATOR,
427
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:21,750
WE'LL HAVE PLENTY OF ICE.
428
00:20:21,833 --> 00:20:23,043
[BEEP]
429
00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:24,375
[GRUNTING]
430
00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:27,998
YOU'LL BE BACK TO YOUR GRUESOME
SELF IN NO TIME, ED.
431
00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:30,253
WHATEVER YOU SAY,
EDDY.
432
00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:33,043
ALL RIGHT, DOUBLE-D,
HOLD IT! STOP! GIVE IT UP!
433
00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:34,915
ENOUGH WITH
THE ICE ALREADY!
434
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:40,040
I'VE SEEMED TO MISCALCULATE
CUBIC G-VELOCITY THROUGH
A CIRCULAR EXTENSION.
435
00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:42,325
DOUBLE-D!
436
00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:45,417
[WHIMPERING]
437
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:48,250
QUIT FOOLING AROUND,
DOUBLE--WHOA!
438
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:51,213
OH, SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT
OF THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE.
439
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:54,672
WE NEED TO PROTECT YOU
FROM THOSE ALLERGIES, ED.
440
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:58,000
JIMMY CRACKED CORN,
AND I DON'T CARE.
441
00:20:58,083 --> 00:21:02,963
Edd: THIS ALLERGENIC
CONTAINMENT CENTER SHOULD
TAKE CARE OF YOU, ED.
442
00:21:03,042 --> 00:21:04,132
BRING THEM ON.
443
00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:06,168
WE'VE WASTED
TOO MUCH TIME.
444
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,080
LET'S GET THESE ANIMALS
BACK TO ROLF,
445
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:09,247
SO WE CAN
COLLECT OUR LOOT.
446
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:12,253
Ed: OOOOH! I'LL TAKE
THE ONE ON THE LEFT.
447
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,583
Edd: SEEMS LIKE
MR. AND MRS. BUNNY
448
00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:17,877
HAVE BEEN PRACTICING
THE MULTIPLICATION TABLE.
449
00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:18,788
Ed: OH! NO!
450
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:21,455
Eddy: AVALANCHE!
451
00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:24,828
HA! HA! HA!
452
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,077
GOT ANY 4s, PLANK?
453
00:21:26,167 --> 00:21:30,127
GO FISH? ARE YOU
HOLDING OUT, PLANK?
454
00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:31,423
PLANK!
455
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,710
I TOLD YOU BUNNIES WOULD
TAKE OVER THE WORLD,
456
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,582
AND THEY HAVE!
457
00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:39,207
LUCKY WE PREPARED
FOR THIS DAY, HUH, PLANK?
458
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:41,920
WHAT THE...
459
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,960
[PANTING]
460
00:21:44,958 --> 00:21:46,208
WHEE!
461
00:21:46,292 --> 00:21:47,672
THIS IS FUN!
462
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:48,420
WHEE!
463
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,210
LOOK, SARAH,
A BUNNY.
464
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:52,252
THAT MUST BE ROLF'S.
465
00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:55,133
SARAH! BUNNY ATTACK!
466
00:21:55,208 --> 00:21:57,078
JIMMY!
467
00:21:57,167 --> 00:21:59,497
ANYTHING GOOD ON,
DOUBLE-D?
468
00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:03,633
OOH, THERE'S
A DOCUMENTARY ON MOLLUSKS.
469
00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:05,078
BORING.
470
00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:07,247
BOT: DEFENDER
OF THE BULLYAH PEOPLE.
471
00:22:07,333 --> 00:22:09,173
Children: HELP!
472
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,960
HEY, SHUT YOUR YAPS,
473
00:22:11,042 --> 00:22:12,962
WE'RE TRYING TO
WATCH TV HERE!
474
00:22:13,042 --> 00:22:14,132
Sarah: MOMMY!
Kevin: BIG DORKS!
475
00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:16,038
Eddy: MAN, SOME PEOPLE
ARE SO INCONSIDERATE.
476
00:22:16,125 --> 00:22:20,285
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
477
00:22:35,083 --> 00:22:38,333
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
478
00:22:38,417 --> 00:22:40,077
PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED
479
00:22:40,167 --> 00:22:43,377
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