Original subtitles

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

YEAH!

Ed: 1, 2, 3...NOPE.

1, 2--

HELLO!

HEY!

HA! COOL!

1...

I AM GOING TO BE A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY.

3--3--

IT'S GOT TO BE A 4.

A 4-LEAF CLOVER

MEANS GOOD LUCK.

AND LUCK MEANS

WE'LL BE ABLE TO TALK PEOPLE INTO ANYTHING.

WITH GOOD LUCK,

THE DAILY CHORE OF APPLYING FABRIC SOFTENER

WOULD BE A THING OF THE PAST.

Ed: I GOT IT!

I FOUND SOME LUCK!

WHERE'S THE CLOVER, ED?

WHAT'S WITH THE WEED?

ACTUALLY, EDDY,

IT'S A VERY RARE FLOWER.

PLEASE, BE GENTLE, EDDY.

YEAH. CUTE. WHATEVER.

IS A 4-LEAF CLOVER TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?

BINGO!

FEEL THE MAGIC, BOYS!

HUH?

[WEIRD RUMBLING]

HUH?

EDDY!

YOU'RE GIVING ME A HERNIA, ED.

IT SOUNDS LIKE THE HOWL OF A WEREWOLF

FROM THE BELLY OF HADES!

AAH! AAH!

GET OFF ME, ED!

BELLY!

OH.

[RUMBLE]

I'M HUNGRY.

LET'S GO TO MY PLACE AND MAKE SOME PIZZA.

I'LL MAKE THE SAUCE.

I'LL GET IN THE WAY AND MAKE A BIG MESS.

YOUR TURN, JIMMY.

HERE GOES.

WHEE!

DOUBLE CHEESE, HOLD THE ONIONS!

AAH!

I'M STRANDED!

EDDY, YOU LUNKHEAD!

[WHISTLES]

I'M FALLING!

WHOA!

GOT YOU, JIMMY.

LOOK WHAT YOUR STUPID FRIEND EDDY DID!

EXCUSE ME.

IS THAT A BABY BLUE GYM SOCK?

[SNIFF SNIFF]

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

Eddy: COME ON, DOUBLE-D!

HERE, YOU KEEP IT.

[SNIFF SNIFF]

AHH...DOUBLE-D AND ME WERE MEANT TO BE.

WHEE!

SARAH?

[BIRD CAWS]

BIG CHEESE!

TALKING TO ME, ED?

I'VE BLANCHED THE TOMATOES,

AND NOW FOR A DASH OF OREGANO.

OHHH, CAREFUL...

AND ONE EGG,

AND 5 EGGS!

EDDY, PLEASE!

I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE.

WHAT?

OH, DOESN'T HE UNDERSTAND

HOW EASILY TOMATO SAUCE BRUISES?

HOW MUCH YEAST, DOUBLE-D?

JUST ONE TABLESPOON, EDDY.

YEAH, RIGHT.

OOH, ED!

QUIT EATING ALL THE CHEESE!

CHEESE? SWISS.

PEPPERONI! ITALIAN.

SLICER! ALUMINUM.

[DOOR BUZZER]

SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR, EDDY.

GET THAT, WILL YOU?

I GOTTA KNEAD THIS PIZZA DOUGH.

ED?

ED, GIVE ME A HAND.

OK, EDDY!

AAH!

HA HA HA HA!

HELP!

HUH?

OH! SARAH.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

M-MAKING PIZZA.

AREN'T YOU GOING TO INVITE ME IN?

UH, IT'S NOT REALLY M-MY HOUSE.

BELLY FLOP!

LOOKS GOOD AND FLAT.

GET THE SAUCE, ED.

EH?

Eddy: KEEP IT COMING.

I CAN'T WAIT

TO TASTE IT.

OH!

SARAH!

WHAT'S YOUR SISTER DOING IN MY HOUSE?

AND WHAT'S SHE DOING TO DOUBLE-D?

DO I HAVE SOMETHING CAUGHT IN MY TEETH?

SARAH?

[SKRITCH]

ED--

GET RID OF HER.

COME OUT OF THERE, SILLY.

I'M QUITE COMFORTABLE, THANK YOU.

UM, SARAH?

DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY?

BACK OFF, FISH FACE!

♪ DEE DEE DEE

HEY, SQUIRT!

COME AND PLAY WITH ME, DOUBLE-D.

YOU'RE MOTHER'S CALLING YOU!

UHH!

[THHHHHP]

AUGH!

AAH!

HI, EDDY.

COME ON, ED.

AW...

EDDY, HELP ME!

COME DOWN, DOUBLE--HUH?

THERE.

HEY! DON'T TOUCH MY--

"SARAH AND DOUBLE-D?"

YOUR SISTER'S GOT A CRUSH ON DOUBLE-D!

AND SHE'S A GOOD SPELLER.

CRUSH?

YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND.

LET'S GO, ROMEO.

GIVE ME BACK MY BOYFRIEND!

[JIMMY SIGHS]

I'M AN ISLAND IN A TEMPEST SEA.

OH, THE AGONY!

[BELL RINGS]

YUMMY! LUNCH!

LIGHT AND FLUFFY.

DARN EGG WHITES.

I THINK I'M SITTING ON A TWIG.

LOOKS LIKE WE LOST HER.

LET'S GO!

OW! OOH! AAH!

HUH?

PESKY TWIG.

HA HA HA!

COME AND SEE MY DOLLIES, BOYFRIEND.

THAT TWIG LOOKS LIKE SARAH.

Edd: TOO CLOSE! TOO CLOSE!

Eddy: QUIT FOOLING AROUND, DOUBLE-D!

Ed: GO, EDDY!

WHOA!

[PANTING]

WHERE ARE WE GOING, BOYFRIEND?

♪ RING AROUND THE BOYFRIEND

♪ RING AROUND THE BOYFRIEND

PIGGYBACK RIDE!

WE'VE HAD ENOUGH, SARAH!

MIND YOUR OWN BEESWAX, BUB!

SWEAT. I'M STARTING TO SWEAT.

YOUR SISTER'S OUT OF CONTROL.

KOOCHIE-KOOCHIE-KOO.

Eddy: HEY, SARAH?

DOUBLE-D WROTE YOU A POEM.

FOR ME?

"GET LOST."

OH, THAT'S SO...

HEY!

[PANTING]

HUH?

[SNIFF SNIFF]

IF ONLY SARAH...

DOUBLE-D.

STUPID FLOWER.

I'M A LONE WOLF LOOKING FOR TROUBLE.

HEY, JIMMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

HUH?

WAS THAT A BAD BEAR?

AAH!

ARE WE PLAYING TAG?

TAG!

YOU'RE IT!

HUH? HUH?

WE'RE GERM-FREE.

AND BACK TO NORMAL. HOW'S IT COMING?

THE PAPIER-MACHE IS READY, EDDY.

AND LUMPY.

AND QUICK-DRYING.

HUH?

[STIFFENING]

COOL.

Eddy: THIS HAS TO BE THE BEST PLAN YET.

WE'LL BE EATING JAWBREAKERS IN NO TIME.

THE KIDS WILL PAY BIG TO SEE A FULL-SIZED DINOSAUR!

MAYBE WE CAN GET THE HEAD ON IT TODAY.

I AM A DINO-HEAD.

RAAAR!

WE NEED MORE TOP SUPPORT, EDDY.

HMM...

BOYFRIEND--

THIS IS STUPID.

DINOSAURS.

CAN YOU BALLROOM DANCE?

EDDY!

WHAT, DOUBLE-D?

SARAH!

LEAVE DOUBLE-D ALONE!

KEEP OUT OF IT!

SANCTUARY!

HA HA HA!

UH?

SHH.

YOU'RE FUN, BOYFRIEND.

WHOA! STEADY DOWN THERE!

WHOOOAAAA!

EDDY!

AAH!

WHOA!

AAH!

AAH!

HELLO, TRAPPED BOYFRIEND.

EDDY, YOU GOT TO SEE THIS!

[SARAH LAUGHS]

LOTS OF HEARTS FOR YOU, BOYFRIEND.

THAT'S PATHETIC.

SARAH'S WEIRD WHEN JIMMY'S NOT AROUND.

ED! THAT'S IT!

WE NEED TO FIND JIMMY!

BUT WHAT ABOUT DOUBLE-D?

HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

UM, GUYS?

[PANTS]

HUH HUH HUH!

HEY, JIMMY.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, DORK?

DORK? ME?

LOOKING FOR TROUBLE?

'CAUSE I'll FLIP YOU LIKE AN OMELET.

AAH!

WHOA, TAKE IT EASY, TARZAN.

YOU WANT SARAH BACK, RIGHT?

SO YOU SCRATCH MY BACK,

AND I'LL SCRATCH YOURS.

WHERE'S MY SARAH?

I WANT SARAH! I MISS SARAH!

GIVE HER BACK!

LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.

HA HA HA!

I CAN'T SEE! I CAN'T SEE!

RELAX, SQUIRT.

PSST! PSST!

HEE HEE HEE!

I LIKE SURPRISES.

UH, Y-Y-Y-YEAH...

SARAH?

JIMMY!

WANT TO COME OVER AND PLAY WITH MY CURTAINS?

OK.

HA HA HA HA!

WHEW. WHEW. WHEW.

WELL, IT'S BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST...

THAN LOST AND FOUND!

YOU SAID IT. WHAT A ROTTEN DAY.

SO MUCH FOR GOOD LUCK.

LET'S GO.

HUH?

LOOK, PLANK-- A 4-LEAF CLOVER!

LOOK, PLANK-- A $20 BILL!

HUH? HEY!

LUCK.

OUR LUCK.

[STOMACH RUMBLES]

HUH? HUH?

I'M HUNGRY.

HUH?

[DEEP BREATH]

[BLOWS]

FIND ANYTHING, ED?

[CHOMP CHOMP]

[GULP]

3 POTATO CHIPS AND MY OLD BUTTON.

NO LOOT? I'M GOING BACK IN.

COME ON, DOUBLE-D!

COUCH DIVING IS LOTS OF FUN.

HEE HEE HEE!

NO, NO, ED.

YOU CAN GET NASTY SCRATCHES

FROM UPHOLSTERY TACKS.

Ed: OH, WOW! WAY COOL!

DUST MITES? CASH?

NO, MY LAST ISSUE OF MAGAZINE!

TELL ME, ED,

WHAT'S IT LIKE HAVING BUTTERED TOAST FOR A BRAIN?

Eddy: ED!

[HUMMING]

WHAT'S THAT, PLANK?

HA HA HA!

[COUGH COUGH]

HUH?

SEE ANYTHING, PLANK?

TRY WHERE?

OH.

[RATTLE]

PLANK FOUND YOU!

UH...

[PANTING]

HA HA HA HA!

HUH?

YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!

HEY, PEE WEE!

AAH! AAH! AAH!

AAH!

HELLO, EDDY.

WHAT'S HAPPENING, ROLF?

AAH!

[SNIFF SNIFF]

WHAT'S GOING ON?

I CANNOT HEAR YOU. I AM UNBEATABLE.

GOOD-BYE. I HAVE GONE TO THE MARKET.

HEY, KEVIN.

HUH?

GET OFF, DORK.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

YOU CAN'T FOOL ME. I'M TOO SMART.

OW!

HEY, LOOK!

WHAT?

I DON'T GET IT. WHAT GIVES?

Sarah: READY OR NOT, HERE I COME!

OH, YEAH! HIDE-AND-SEEK!

HA!

BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT OF LOOKING HERE. HA HA!

YUCK! EDDY!

CAN WE PLAY, SARAH?

HMM...

NO!

NO!

PLEASE LET US PLAY, SARAH.

BIG BROTHER, WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME!

COME BACK WHEN IT'S OVER!

UHH!

LET US PLAY, AND I'LL GIVE YOU JOHNNY 2-BY-4.

YOU'RE RUINING MY TURN!

Ed: HEY, SARAH!

IS THE GAME OVER NOW?

LOOKS LIKE IT, ED.

[GRR]

[WHISPERING]

ALL RIGHT. YOU CAN PLAY.

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

BUT YOU HAVE TO BE IT.

PIECE OF CAKE.

Eddy: ONE, TWO, GOT SOME GLUE,

3, 4, AT THE STORE,

5, 6, IT REALLY STINKS.

74, 75, 100.

READY OR NOT, HERE WE COME!

I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE TO LOOK.

HOME FREE!

GUESS YOU'RE IT AGAIN!

[LAUGHTER]

WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS "HOME FREE" THING.

THIS IS TAKING WAY TOO LONG.

I KNOW WHAT WILL GET THEM OUT.

[GIRLY VOICE] HELP ME! HELP!

SOMEBODY STOLE MY PURSE! OH, SOMEBODY HELP!

HMM.

HEY, PLANK, YOUR MAMA'S CALLING!

THEY MUST BE CHEATING.

LET'S FEED THEM.

I'VE GOT IT!

[BUILDING NOISES]

Edd: ALL DONE.

HA HA HA HA!

THEY'RE BODY HEAT- SEEKING GOGGLES.

COOL.

LET ME SEE THOSE.

MY TURN, EDDY, MY TURN!

HMM...

THEY DON'T WORK, DOUBLE-D.

OH, LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE!

ALLOW ME.

[STATIC]

AAH! HERE, ED.

DOUBLE-D!

THIS IS HOW THE MONSTER THE BRAINLESS CYCLOPS

SAW HIS VICTIMS!

RAAAR!

QUIT LAYING AROUND!

WE'VE GOT A GAME TO WIN!

Ed: WHOA! WOO-HA!

LOOK--

ED'S A BRAINLESS CYCLOPS.

UH?

HUH?

HA HA!

HA HA HA! HUH?

HEY!

Eddy: GOTCHA!

DARN YOU, EDDY!

GOOD BOY, ED.

HA HA HA HA HA!

HUH?

HI, I'M BRAINLESS.

YOU WILL BE WHEN THROUGH WITH YOU!

SEE YOU, SUCKER!

WHOO!

HEY!

BINGO!

VOILA!

LOOK!

HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

SWEET!

YAY! WE'RE WINNING!

WE'RE WINNING!

HA HA! HUH?

EDDY, WE FORGOT JIMMY!

BIG DEAL. WE'VE GOT HOME BASE.

WE DO?

HEY, WHERE'S HOME BASE?

Edd: ED!

HUH?

Ed: OH, NO!

AAH! AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH! AAH!

SIC HIM, ED!

CHARGE.

GO, JIMMY, GO!

LITTLE FEET, DO YOUR STUFF!

AWOOOGA!

JIMMY! GO! GO!

UHH!

WE CAN HIDE! WE CAN HIDE!

JIMMY'S IT! JIMMY'S IT!

YOU'LL NEVER FIND US!

START COUNTING AN DON'T PEEK!

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

81, 82, 83--

24, 25, 26!

27, 28, 29...

[PANTS]

Ed: HUH?

YUM! FOOD, EDD!

HA! THIS IS THE BEST HIDING SPOT--

HUH?

WE COULD STAY HERE FOREVER.

AT THE RATE OF YOUR CONSUMPTION,

IT MAY ONLY BE MINUTES.

POP?

YES, PLEASE.

GOOD ONE, ED. HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

HEH HEH.

HA HA HA HA! HOO HOO!

HA HA HA HA HA--

HEH HEH HEH.

OH, A SMART GUY.

ONLY WHEN YOU'RE AROUND, EDDY.

PASS THE NUTS.

OK, BIG GUY.

OH, MY.

NO, ED! NO, ED!

Eddy: NO! NOOO!

AAAAAAH!

AAAAAAH!

OOH! OOF! UHH!

Jimmy: READY OR NOT, HERE I COME!

JIMMY'S COMING!

WE NEED TO HIDE.

YOU'RE TOUCHING MY FACE!

WHOA! WHOA!

THERE!

HMM...

BLEAH!

PEE-EWW!

HUH?

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE PLAYING.

WHO'S PLAYING?

AAAH!

Jimmy: YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!

PSST! PSST!

HUH?

JIMMY'S GETTING CLOSER!

UH--IN THERE!

AH!

HEE HEE HEE!

COME OUT, COME OUT!

HEE HEE HEE!

I SEE YOU!

HMM.

HEE HEE HEE!

HEE HEE HEE...

♪ ♪

HEE HEE HEE...

BOO!

MMM, NICE SHOES.

TREE! TREE! TREE!

[PANTING]

HOME FREE!

HOOOOOOME FREEEEE!

[CRASH]

HOME FREE!

OOOH...

WE WIN!

YOU'RE IT.

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OUCH.

ED, EDD, N EDDY!

YEAH!

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