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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,370 --> 00:00:03,570 >> Jon: [ Distorted ] WHAT 2 00:00:03,571 --> 00:00:04,911 HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE A FAMILY 3 00:00:04,905 --> 00:00:06,105 FROM THE WITNESS PROTECTION 4 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:06,707 PROGRAM... 5 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:07,737 >> Susan: MOVE THEM TO 6 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:08,541 NEW YORK CITY... 7 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:09,882 >> David: AND GIVE THEM THEIR 8 00:00:09,877 --> 00:00:10,707 OWN REALITY SHOW? 9 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:11,911 >> * DA-DA-DA-DA, DO-DO 10 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:12,952 >> Jon: PREVIOUSLY ON 11 00:00:12,946 --> 00:00:14,976 "DELOCATED"... 12 00:00:14,982 --> 00:00:17,952 >> IS THAT JON'S PARENTS? 13 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:20,391 >> Jon: WHEN I WAS 5, MY MOM 14 00:00:20,388 --> 00:00:22,918 PAID FOR DANCE CLASSES FOR ME, 15 00:00:22,923 --> 00:00:24,093 AND I QUIT. 16 00:00:24,092 --> 00:00:26,332 >> I ENJOYED VISITING YOUR 17 00:00:26,327 --> 00:00:27,297 PARENTS. 18 00:00:27,295 --> 00:00:29,895 >> Jon: [ Baby voice ] MAMA! 19 00:00:29,897 --> 00:00:31,097 >> WELL, SO, THE ESTATES HAVE 20 00:00:31,099 --> 00:00:32,299 BEEN SETTLED, AND THE HOUSE IN 21 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:34,240 IDAHO HAS BEEN SOLD. 22 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:35,598 AND FINALLY, BOTH YOUR PARENTS 23 00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:36,303 WERE CREMATED. 24 00:00:36,304 --> 00:00:37,744 AND AT THEIR REQUEST, THEY ASKED 25 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:39,068 FOR BOTH OF THEIR ASHES TO BE, 26 00:00:39,073 --> 00:00:40,413 UH, PLACED IN THIS -- THIS ONE 27 00:00:40,408 --> 00:00:41,708 URN. 28 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:43,612 AND THEIR WISH FOR THE ASHES IS 29 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:45,481 THAT THEY BE SCATTERED OVER THE 30 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:47,349 CLIFFS OF MONTEREY, CALIFORNIA, 31 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:48,948 WHERE YOU WERE CONCEIVED. 32 00:00:48,949 --> 00:00:50,849 SO IF NOTHING ELSE, MAYBE YOU'LL 33 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:52,691 GET A NICE TRIP TO CALIFORNIA. 34 00:00:52,686 --> 00:00:53,486 >> Jon: [ SCOFFS ] 35 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:54,087 YEAH, RIGHT. 36 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:55,318 AND THINK ABOUT THEM BONING THE 37 00:00:55,323 --> 00:00:56,593 WHOLE TIME I'M THERE, SPREADING 38 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:57,830 THEIR ASHES ALL OVER THE PLACE? 39 00:00:57,825 --> 00:01:00,155 NO, THANKS. 40 00:01:00,161 --> 00:01:02,161 >> IT'S JUST A DYING WISH. 41 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:04,373 OH, THERE WAS ALSO A BOX THAT 42 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:06,695 WAS SENT HERE FROM THE HOUSE IN 43 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:08,470 IDAHO. 44 00:01:08,469 --> 00:01:09,469 WHAT DO WE GOT HERE? 45 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:11,470 LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A BLANKET. 46 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:12,942 >> Jon: OH, MY GOD. 47 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:13,840 >> MM-HMM. 48 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:14,811 >> Jon: OH. 49 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:15,778 >> STUFFED FELLA. 50 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:17,306 >> OH, WHAT'S MR. TEDDY BEAR'S 51 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:17,781 NAME? 52 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:18,508 [ CHUCKLES ] 53 00:01:18,512 --> 00:01:20,352 >> Jon: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 54 00:01:20,348 --> 00:01:21,518 >> SILVER DOLLAR. 55 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:22,875 MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU? 56 00:01:22,883 --> 00:01:24,623 >> Jon: NO, BUT IT'S A FREE 57 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:25,218 DOLLAR. 58 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:26,319 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 59 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:28,190 >> LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY WAS, UH, 60 00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:29,959 QUITE THE LITTLE TAP DANCER. 61 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:30,517 >> OH. 62 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:31,694 [ BOTH LAUGHING ] 63 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:35,302 >> Jon: OH, MY GOD. 64 00:01:35,296 --> 00:01:37,496 MY MOM GOT THESE FOR ME FOR A 65 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:38,628 DANCE CLASS. 66 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:41,572 I USED THEM ONCE, AND, UH, I 67 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:44,709 TOLD HER TO THROW THEM AWAY. 68 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:46,635 I GUESS SHE DIDN'T. 69 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:47,880 >> HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A 70 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:50,805 BROTHER. 71 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:54,421 >> Jon: I DON'T. 72 00:01:54,415 --> 00:01:57,115 >> ACTUALLY, JON, YOU DO. 73 00:01:57,485 --> 00:01:58,885 >> Jon: HOW IS IT YOU GUYS THINK 74 00:01:58,886 --> 00:02:00,216 THIS IS A PIECE OF INFORMATION 75 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:02,391 YOU CAN KEEP FROM ME? 76 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:03,860 >> THIS WAS YOUR PARENTS' CALL, 77 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:04,657 JON, NOT OURS. 78 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:05,558 >> Jon: [ SCOFFS ] 79 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:07,059 >> JON, WE WEREN'T AT LIBERTY TO 80 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,660 DISCUSS ANY OF THIS WITH YOU. 81 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:10,162 BUT NOW WE CAN TELL YOU THE 82 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:10,664 STORY. 83 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:11,934 YOUR MOTHER HAD TWINS. 84 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:13,602 YOUR PARENTS KNEW THEY COULDN'T 85 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:16,241 AFFORD TWO CHILDREN, SO THEY -- 86 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:18,037 THEY FLIPPED A COIN. 87 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:21,378 >> Jon: OH, MY GOD. 88 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:22,275 OH, MY GOD. 89 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:25,246 THEY FLIPPED A COIN! 90 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:26,076 [ SCOFFS ] 91 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:27,219 THAT IS INSANE! 92 00:02:27,215 --> 00:02:28,015 I MEAN... 93 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:29,945 IF IT LANDS THE OTHER WAY, WHO 94 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:31,290 KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS? 95 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:33,345 MAYBE I'M ADOPTED BY A MILITARY 96 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:34,724 FAMILY OR SOMETHING. 97 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:35,922 I JOIN THE NAVY. 98 00:02:35,923 --> 00:02:37,763 I START FLYING FIGHTER JETS. 99 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:40,258 MAYBE I BECOME LIKE THE TOP GUY. 100 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:42,101 RENEGADE -- THAT'S MY NICKNAME. 101 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:43,855 "RENEGADE, RENEGADE, COME IN." 102 00:02:43,864 --> 00:02:45,074 "WHAT'S UP, TOWER? 103 00:02:45,065 --> 00:02:46,125 THIS IS RENEGADE. 104 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:47,273 WHAT DO YOU GOT?" 105 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:48,738 "GOT SOME COORDINATES -- 106 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:50,266 SADDAM HUSSEIN'S BUNKER." 107 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:51,441 HIT THE TURBOJETS. 108 00:02:51,439 --> 00:02:54,779 [ IMITATES FIGHTER JET ] 109 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:56,935 DROP MY PAYLOAD. BOOM. 110 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:59,714 SADDAM HUSSEIN DEAD, RENEGADE 111 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:00,653 NATIONAL HERO. 112 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:02,278 HEADLINES OF ALL THE PAPERS. 113 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:03,983 I GET HOME, GET LAID LEFT AND 114 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:04,554 RIGHT. 115 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:06,322 EVERY GIRL WANTS TO [BLEEP] THE 116 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:06,890 'GADE. 117 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:08,557 MAYBE KATRINA NEVER HAPPENS. 118 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:10,886 I DON'T KNOW. WE DON'T KNOW. 119 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:12,991 WE DON'T KNOW 'CAUSE OF A 120 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:14,633 [BLEEP] COIN TOSS. 121 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:18,328 >> ANYWAY FOR 30 YEARS, YOUR 122 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:19,832 BROTHER REQUESTED THAT HIS FILE 123 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:20,403 BE OPEN. 124 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:21,801 EVERY YEAR, YOUR PARENTS SAID 125 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:22,142 NO. 126 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:23,335 BUT NOW THE FILE IS OPEN. 127 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:24,807 HE KNOWS HE HAS A BROTHER, AND 128 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:25,905 HE WANTS TO MEET YOU. 129 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:26,806 >> Jon: [ SIGHS ] 130 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:27,437 ALL RIGHT. 131 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:29,481 THEN I WANT TO MEET HIM. 132 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:32,408 OKAY. 133 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:33,113 PLACE LOOK GOOD? 134 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:34,013 EVERYTHING LOOK CLEAN? 135 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:34,684 >> YEAH. 136 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:35,422 IT LOOKS GREAT. 137 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:36,316 >> Jon: HOW ABOUT THIS? 138 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:37,177 DOES THIS LOOK NICE? 139 00:03:37,184 --> 00:03:38,454 >> HONEY, YOU LOOK REALLY 140 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:38,922 HANDSOME. 141 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:40,149 >> Jon: YOU SURE IT'S NOT TRYING 142 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:40,653 TOO HARD? 143 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:41,264 >> NO. 144 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:42,315 >> Jon: IT'S NOT TOO MUCH? 145 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:42,923 >> NO. 146 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:43,623 YOU LOOK GREAT. 147 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:44,634 >> Jon: I THINK I'M GONNA 148 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:45,025 CHANGE. 149 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:45,855 >> UH, JON... 150 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:47,129 >> Jon: I'M GONNA PUT ON -- I'M 151 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:47,857 PUTTING ON SWEATS. 152 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:49,031 >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 153 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:50,259 >> Jon: YEAH, I WANT TO KEEP IT 154 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:50,664 CASUAL. 155 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:52,034 >> NO. 156 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:53,202 >> Jon: CAN YOU GUYS HELP ME 157 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:53,930 FIND MY SWEATS? 158 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:55,004 >> PLEASE DON'T PUT ON THE 159 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:55,442 SWEATS. 160 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:56,666 >> Jon: NEED TO FIND MY SWEATS, 161 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:57,040 GUYS. 162 00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:58,267 SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME FIND MY 163 00:03:58,272 --> 00:03:59,312 SWEATS -- WOULD BE GREAT. 164 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:00,167 WHERE ARE MY SWEATS? 165 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:01,383 ARE YOU SITTING ON THEM? 166 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:02,935 >> I TALKED TO HIM ON THE PHONE 167 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:03,683 THIS MORNING. 168 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:07,007 HE'S VERY EXCITED TO MEET YOU. 169 00:04:07,014 --> 00:04:08,324 >> Jon: WHAT IF WE DON'T GET 170 00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:08,976 ALONG? 171 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:11,222 I MEAN, WHAT IF HE DOESN'T LIKE 172 00:04:11,218 --> 00:04:11,718 ME? 173 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:13,149 THEN WHAT DO I DO? 174 00:04:13,153 --> 00:04:14,393 PLEASE HELP ME. 175 00:04:14,388 --> 00:04:15,788 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 176 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:16,689 WHERE ARE MY SWEATS?! 177 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:17,560 [BLEEP] WHERE ARE -- 178 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:18,828 PLEASE HELP ME FIND THE SWEATS. 179 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:21,696 >> JON, JON, JON, FOCUS, OKAY? 180 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:22,125 CALM. 181 00:04:22,129 --> 00:04:23,399 >> Jon: YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE 182 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:23,857 RIGHT. 183 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:25,204 >> BY THE WAY, YOUR BROTHER'S 184 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:26,528 GONNA BE IN DISGUISE FOR HIS 185 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:27,844 PROTECTION AS WELL AS YOURS, 186 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:28,235 OKAY? 187 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:29,535 WE HAD HAIR AND MAKEUP DO A 188 00:04:29,537 --> 00:04:30,467 LITTLE JOB ON HIM. 189 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:31,841 AND HE'S BEEN INSTRUCTED TO GO 190 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:34,139 BY THE NAME LON. 191 00:04:34,141 --> 00:04:34,811 >> Jon: LON. 192 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:35,538 >> LON. 193 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:40,153 >> Jon: OKAY. 194 00:04:40,147 --> 00:04:41,177 >> HEY. I'M ROB. 195 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:42,551 WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE. 196 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:45,020 HERE. COME ON IN. 197 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:59,068 >> Jon: [ SOBBING ] 198 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:00,396 >> OH, GOD. 199 00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:02,401 >> Jon: OH, MY GOD. 200 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:04,413 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 201 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:05,735 >> I'M LON. 202 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:08,879 >> Jon: I'M JON. 203 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:11,946 >> IT'S SUCH A JOYFUL MOMENT TO 204 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:14,415 MEET YOU. 205 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:18,545 I'M -- I'M MOVED BEYOND WORDS. 206 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:19,592 >> Jon: [ SIGHS ] 207 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:20,917 SO, WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 208 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:21,921 >> I DON'T KNOW. 209 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:24,292 SHOULD I TAKE MY PANTS OFF? 210 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:25,691 WERE YOU GONNA PUT SOME PANTS 211 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:27,263 ON? 212 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:29,130 [ LAUGHTER ] 213 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:31,499 >> Jon: I FORGOT. 214 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:36,201 YOU KNOW, I, UH, FEEL LIKE I HAD 215 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:37,873 A PRETTY NORMAL CHILDHOOD. 216 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:39,641 MOM AND DAD CERTAINLY SEEMED 217 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,610 NORMAL ENOUGH, ALTHOUGH HEARING 218 00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:43,539 ABOUT THIS COIN TOSS -- I MEAN, 219 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:45,314 TALK ABOUT A TURD MOVE, HUH? 220 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:46,152 >> I KNOW. 221 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:47,646 IT REALLY BLEW ME AWAY. 222 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:49,248 >> Jon: YEAH. 223 00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:51,949 HEY, UH, ROB, WHO'S OLDER? 224 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:53,052 >> JON. 225 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:54,963 >> Jon: BABY BRO! 226 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:57,785 [ LAUGHS ] 227 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,931 LOOK, I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN, UH, 228 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:01,087 JABBERING AWAY. 229 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:01,964 YOUR TURN. 230 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:02,832 [ LAUGHS ] 231 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:04,970 >> IT'S YOUR TYPICAL FOSTER-HOME 232 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:05,595 STORY. 233 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:07,569 I BOUNCED AROUND FROM HOME TO 234 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:08,138 HOME. 235 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:10,235 I HAD A COUPLE NICE PEOPLE TAKE 236 00:06:10,237 --> 00:06:12,237 CARE OF ME, BUT MOSTLY I ENDED 237 00:06:12,239 --> 00:06:16,239 UP WITH, UH, SOME REAL JERKS. 238 00:06:16,243 --> 00:06:18,583 I EVENTUALLY SETTLED IN MAINE. 239 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:19,609 WENT TO SCHOOL THERE. 240 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:20,483 PAID MY OWN WAY. 241 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:21,651 I LIVE THERE NOW. 242 00:06:21,649 --> 00:06:23,419 IT'S BEEN A LONELY LIFE, BUT 243 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:25,247 I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN THAT THERE'S 244 00:06:25,252 --> 00:06:27,822 SOMEONE OUT THERE WHO GAVE ME MY 245 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,361 LIFE INFLUENCE. 246 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:32,126 SAVED MY MONEY, AND I OPENED MY 247 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,655 OWN TAP SCHOOL. 248 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:34,961 I TEACH TAP. 249 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:36,432 >> WOW. 250 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:37,200 >> YEAH. 251 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:38,697 OH. I ALMOST FORGOT. 252 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:40,429 I BROUGHT TAP SHOES FOR 253 00:06:40,434 --> 00:06:45,844 EVERYONE. 254 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,339 FOR YOU, DANCE SHOES. 255 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:48,840 >> THANK YOU. 256 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,482 >> THERE YOU GO, DAVID. 257 00:06:50,478 --> 00:06:52,208 >> David: WOW! THANK YOU. 258 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:56,282 >> AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST... 259 00:06:56,283 --> 00:07:01,393 FOR MY BROTHER, JON. 260 00:07:01,388 --> 00:07:06,188 FROM ME TO YOU. 261 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:07,233 >> Jon: [ SIGHS ] 262 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:08,127 >> WHAT IS IT? 263 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:08,958 WHAT'S WRONG? 264 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:12,532 >> Jon: YOU KNOW, JUST... 265 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:14,233 MOM WAS, UH -- MOM WAS REALLY 266 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:16,704 INTO DANCE. 267 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:18,544 AND, UH, YOU KNOW, SHE ALWAYS 268 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:20,139 WANTED ME TO GET INTO IT. 269 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,980 I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR FAIRIES. 270 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:23,205 I HAD NO INTEREST. 271 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:25,080 NOW YOU SHOW UP, AND YOU'RE -- 272 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:27,308 YOU'RE INTO DANCE. 273 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:28,054 YOU -- YOU TAP. 274 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,378 YOU HAVE YOUR OWN TAP SCHOOL. 275 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:30,582 IT'S LIKE SHE GAVE AWAY THE 276 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:31,354 WRONG SON. 277 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:32,651 >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 278 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:33,153 WHOA. 279 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,223 >> David: DAD... 280 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:36,021 >> Jon: SHE KEEPS YOU, SHE HAS 281 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:37,593 THE TAPPING SON SHE ALWAYS 282 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:38,931 WANTED. 283 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:40,026 AND I GET TO GO KILL 284 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:41,657 SADDAM HUSSEIN. 285 00:07:57,578 --> 00:08:00,248 >> YOU COULD NOT KILL A FLY! 286 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:01,617 ONLY REAL MEN GET TO KILL! 287 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:02,545 >> OKAY, SERGEI. 288 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:04,180 >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU'RE A 289 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:04,754 REAL MAN. 290 00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:06,252 I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU'RE A 291 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:07,893 REAL MIRMINSKY. 292 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:24,200 >> Jon: SEE, I TOLD YOU YOU'D 293 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:25,144 LOVE NICKY'S, RIGHT? 294 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:26,468 >> IT WAS HANDS-DOWN THE BEST 295 00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:27,783 SANDWICH THAT I'VE EVER HAD. 296 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:28,975 >> Jon: TELL ME ABOUT IT! 297 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:30,776 [ LAUGHS ] 298 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:33,878 [ SIGHS ] 299 00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:36,451 OH, MY GOD. 300 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:38,089 >> I HAD MIGHTY JOE JON SET IT 301 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,545 UP WHILE WE WERE OUT. 302 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:41,123 >> Jon: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 303 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:43,921 HOLY [BLEEP] 304 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:46,134 >> * BROTHERS CATCHING UP ON OLD 305 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:46,656 TIMES * 306 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:48,500 * THAT THEY NEVER HAD 307 00:08:48,495 --> 00:08:49,825 >> * CATCHING UP 308 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:51,430 >> * PLAYING GAMES AND EATING 309 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:52,231 CANDY * 310 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:54,332 * MAN, IT'S TOTALLY RAD 311 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:55,604 >> * CATCHING UP 312 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:57,843 >> * BROTHERS CATCHING UP ARE 313 00:08:57,838 --> 00:09:03,508 >> * SO 314 00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:08,980 * SO 315 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:16,662 * SO 316 00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:20,487 >> GOOD NIGHT, JON. 317 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:21,733 >> Jon: GOOD NIGHT, BABY BRO. 318 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:31,943 >> OH, MAN. 319 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:33,639 >> Jon: OH, MY GOD. 320 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:37,341 >> WELL, IT HAS BEEN A GREAT 321 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:37,814 WEEK. 322 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:38,651 >> Jon: YEAH. 323 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:39,276 [ SIGHS ] 324 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:40,549 >> BEFORE I GO, THERE IS 325 00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:42,217 SOMETHING SERIOUS THAT I WANTED 326 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:42,945 TO ASK YOU. 327 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:45,050 >> Jon: OH, OKAY. 328 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:47,992 >> I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO BRING 329 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:52,128 SOME -- NOT ALL, BUT SOME -- OF 330 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:54,155 MOM AND DAD'S ASHES HOME WITH 331 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:54,631 ME. 332 00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:58,498 IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME. 333 00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:00,028 >> Jon: OH. 334 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:00,673 >> YEAH. 335 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:03,398 >> Jon: UM... 336 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:04,713 WOW. 337 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:08,375 [ CHUCKLES ] 338 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,335 I THINK YOU GOT TO SLOW DOWN A 339 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:12,653 LITTLE BIT, BABY BRO. 340 00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:14,206 I KNOW THAT'S YOUR MOM AND DAD 341 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,884 IN THERE, BUT IT TAKES A LITTLE 342 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:17,353 MORE THAN A WEEK OF HANGING OUT 343 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:18,650 AND SMASHING WATERMELONS TO 344 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,052 BECOME SOMEONE'S SON. 345 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,393 >> ARE YOU SERIOUS? 346 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,318 >> Jon: LON, I DON'T KNOW WHAT 347 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:24,163 TO TELL YOU, MAN. 348 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:25,427 THIS IS LIKE ROB ASKING ME FOR 349 00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:26,025 SOME ASHES. 350 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,386 >> IT'S NOTHING LIKE ROB ASKING 351 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:27,734 YOU. 352 00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:28,928 >> Jon: YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 353 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:29,599 YOU'RE RIGHT. 354 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:30,996 IT IS NOTHING LIKE ROB, BECAUSE 355 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:32,228 ROB ACTUALLY KNEW MY PARENTS, 356 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:33,572 AND HE ACTUALLY SPENT TIME WITH 357 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:33,926 THEM. 358 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:34,774 SO YOU KNOW WHAT? 359 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:36,068 IF HE ASKED ME FOR SOME OF THE 360 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,339 ASHES, I'D PROBABLY GIVE HIM 361 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:37,837 SOME. 362 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,568 I'M JUST TELLING IT HOW IT IS. 363 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,242 OKAY, I'M THE OLDER BROTHER. 364 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:44,751 THIS IS MY CALL. MY CALL. 365 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:47,575 >> [ GRUNTING ] 366 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:50,780 [ HISSES ] 367 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,694 DO YOU KNOW WHAT? 368 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,086 I WISH I NEVER KNEW THAT I HAD A 369 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:54,717 BROTHER! 370 00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:55,892 >> Jon: YEAH, OKAY. 371 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,459 TAP YOUR ASS BACK TO MAINE! 372 00:10:57,457 --> 00:11:01,057 GO ON! 373 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:06,301 [ SIGHS ] 374 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:08,139 MAYBE YOU DID CHOOSE THE RIGHT 375 00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:09,365 CHILD. 376 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:11,374 >> HEY. 377 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:12,571 [ SNAPS FINGERS ] 378 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:13,972 WAKE UP. 379 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,214 IT'S YOUR TURN. 380 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,478 >> I'M SORRY. 381 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:19,106 PAPA SENT ME A LETTER WITH PHOTO 382 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,412 OF REAL MOTHER. 383 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,253 >> WHAT'S THAT, SERGEI? 384 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:25,319 I ONLY UNDERSTAND MIRMINSKY. 385 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:28,318 [ LAUGHS ] 386 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:31,061 >> JUST OPEN IT, SERGEI. 387 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,958 >> YOU OPEN. 388 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,290 >> OKAY. 389 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:35,534 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 390 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,624 "PAPA." 391 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:07,592 HERE IS A PHOTO OF YOUR WHORE 392 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:09,104 MOTHER. 393 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,666 [ LAUGHS ] 394 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:19,868 >> WHAT? 395 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:23,143 SO I'M NOT REAL MIRMINSKY. 396 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:23,883 SO WHAT?! 397 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,777 PLAY CARDS! 398 00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:30,181 >> SO, I GUESS I SHOULD JUST 399 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,723 TAKE OVER AS THESE CHIPS' NEW 400 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,548 MOMMY. 401 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:36,023 OOH! 402 00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:39,685 >> YOU KNOW, I JUST -- I CANNOT 403 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,332 BELIEVE YOU WOULDN'T SHARE THE 404 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:42,398 ASHES WITH LON. 405 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,155 I MEAN, YOU GUYS SPENT THIS 406 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,134 REALLY EMOTIONAL WEEK TOGETHER. 407 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,403 YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST THOUGHT 408 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:47,900 ABOUT IT. 409 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,071 >> Jon: YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 410 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:52,809 MY PARENTS, MY ASHES. 411 00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:55,706 OH, AND MY BULL'S-EYE! 412 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:59,208 BOOM! MY BULL'S! 413 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,912 YOU KNOW, LIKE, "MY BAD." 414 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,224 MY BULL'S! 415 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,015 [ LAUGHS ] 416 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,547 >> YEAH, I'LL LET HIM KNOW. 417 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:06,322 RIGHT. BYE. 418 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:07,349 >> Jon: WHAT'S UP? 419 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:08,924 >> THAT WAS A CALL ABOUT LON. 420 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:09,692 >> Jon: OH. 421 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,389 WHAT, DOES HE WANT TO SUE ME FOR 422 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,731 THE ASHES OR SOMETHING? 423 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:13,525 [ CHUCKLES ] 424 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,696 >> LON'S DEAD. 425 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:16,755 HE COMMITTED SUICIDE. 426 00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:17,533 >> Jon: WHAT? 427 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,000 >> APPARENTLY, HE HADN'T SHOWED 428 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,369 UP AT THE DANCE STUDIO FOR A 429 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,237 COUPLE DAYS, AND THEN THE POLICE 430 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,565 FOUND A NOTE AT HIS APARTMENT 431 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,341 AND HIS CAR DOWN BY THE RIVER. 432 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,439 >> Jon: [ SCOFFS ] 433 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,040 >> I'M SORRY, JON. 434 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:34,053 >> Jon: [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 435 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:34,777 [ SIGHS ] 436 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,251 WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? 437 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,179 >> JON. 438 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,924 >> Jon: NO, KIM, YOU'RE RIGHT. 439 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,360 YOU WERE RIGHT. 440 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,955 I MAY HAVE BEEN SUCH A SELFISH 441 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:46,687 ASSHOLE... 442 00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:47,793 BUT I'M NOT GONNA LET THAT 443 00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:51,264 SELFISHNESS BE IN VAIN. 444 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,574 >> DON'T YOU MEAN YOU'RE GONNA 445 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,596 MAKE SURE LON'S DEATH WASN'T IN 446 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:55,972 VAIN? 447 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,439 >> Jon: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, 448 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,767 BUT YOU'RE RIGHT. 449 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:06,611 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 450 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,153 >> Jon: WHAT I SHOULD HAVE DONE 451 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:11,478 A LONG TIME AGO. 452 00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:14,394 I'M GONNA TAP HIS ASH ON HOME. 453 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:16,062 >> HEY, JON. 454 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,316 I JUST WANT TO SAY I THINK IT'S 455 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,734 GREAT WHAT YOU'RE DOING FOR YOUR 456 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:19,155 BROTHER. 457 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:19,989 >> Jon: THANK YOU. 458 00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,293 >> TAPPING THOSE ASHES ALL THE 459 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:22,504 WAY TO MAINE -- THAT'S LOVE, 460 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:23,755 MAN. 461 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,073 >> Jon: LET'S JUST MAKE SURE WE 462 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,395 SET ASIDE TIME TO GET A LOBSTER 463 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:27,129 ROLL ON THE WAY. 464 00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,004 >> I'LL GRAB THE CAR. 465 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,802 >> I WISH I WAS COMING WITH YOU, 466 00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,143 HOLD DOORS ALONG THE WAY. 467 00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:33,739 >> Jon: I KNOW, JAY, BUT THERE'S 468 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,080 NO DOORS WHERE I'M GOING. 469 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,775 THANK YOU, THOUGH. 470 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:40,076 HERE WE GO. 471 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,350 >> Jon: [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 472 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,120 OH, YEAH. 473 00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:50,255 >> AND I ATTACHED A LITTLE RAIN 474 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,857 JACKET IN CASE IT RAINS. 475 00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:54,089 [ CHUCKLES ] 476 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,664 >> Jon: IT'S THE BEST URN BJORN 477 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,262 I'VE EVER HAD. 478 00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:58,204 OKAY. 479 00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,998 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 480 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,540 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 481 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:04,636 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 482 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,267 YOU KNOW, I -- I CAN'T BRING LON 483 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:07,673 BACK. 484 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:10,644 BUT I CAN HONOR HIS LEGACY BY 485 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:13,513 TAKING LEMONS...AND MAKING 486 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,313 LON-MONADE. 487 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:18,694 [ HORN HONKS ] 488 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,285 >> Jon: LET'S DO THIS! 489 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:22,987 LO-O-O-O-O-O-N! 490 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,348 [ ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYS CHORD ] 491 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:50,246 >> * IT'S NEVER EASY SAYING 492 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:53,390 SORRY * 493 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:58,886 * GETS HARDER EVERY DAY 494 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:01,831 * TAKE ALL THE TROUBLES OF A 495 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:09,468 LIFETIME AND TAP THEM AWAY * 496 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:27,947 >> * TAPPING ON EMPTY, YEAH 497 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:30,924 * TAPPING FOR YOU 498 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,033 * TAPPING ALL OF MY HEART AND 499 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:35,596 SOUL, IT'S TRUE * 500 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:39,095 * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 501 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,499 [ MUSIC FADES ] 502 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,295 >> I WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU'RE 503 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,273 GOING TO DIE TONIGHT. 504 00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:52,648 THIS... 505 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,045 MY MOTHER. 506 00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,747 SHE WAS WHORE. 507 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,648 DID NOT WANT ME. 508 00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:01,050 MY WHOLE LIFE BEEN A LIE! 509 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:04,124 WE SHARE THE SAME PAIN. 510 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,834 I KILL YOUR PARENTS TO MAKE JON 511 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:07,756 FEEL PAIN. 512 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:12,670 I KIDNAP YOU SO HE FEEL MY PAIN! 513 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:15,835 AND NOW IS TIME TO DIE. 514 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:16,995 >> [ GRUNTS ] 515 00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:17,943 >> WHAT? 516 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:19,567 YOU WANT LAST WORD? 517 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:20,612 >> MM-HMM. 518 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,177 AAH! YOU'RE WRONG! 519 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,435 YOU'RE WRONG! 520 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,613 WE DON'T SHARE THE SAME PAIN! 521 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:26,812 MY MOM FLIPPED A COIN. 522 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,483 THAT'S HOW SHE ENDED UP WITH THE 523 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:29,981 ASSHOLE BROTHER THAT I HAVE. 524 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,522 I KNOW HOW YOU'RE FEELING, AND 525 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,118 YOU DO NOT NEED TO FEEL BAD OR 526 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,490 SAD OR ANGRY OR WHATEVER IT IS 527 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:38,788 YOU FEEL, BECAUSE YOU... 528 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:39,591 ARE... 529 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:40,362 LOVED! 530 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:43,000 THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS THAT 531 00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,595 YOU HAVE PARENTS! 532 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,027 YOU HAVE A FAMILY! 533 00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:50,943 YOU HAVE A BROTHER WHO LOVES YOU 534 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,667 AND WANTS YOU! 535 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,712 I NEVER HAD THAT! 536 00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,477 YOU ARE LOVED! 537 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,876 >> [ Voice breaking ] I AM NOT! 538 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,948 >> SERGEI... 539 00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:03,177 YOU ARE LOVED, SERGEI. 540 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,023 YOU ARE LOVED. 541 00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:11,686 >> [ SCREAMS ] 542 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:15,031 >> YES, YOU ARE LOVED. 543 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:18,627 >> [ CRIES ] 544 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:21,531 [ LAUGHS ] 545 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,004 >> IT'S OKAY, SERGEI. 546 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:24,743 IT'S OKAY. 547 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:25,667 >> THANK YOU. 548 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,642 [ LAUGHING CONTINUES ] 549 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,282 I FEEL BETTER. 550 00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:46,561 >> Jon: [ PANTING ] 551 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,508 [ PANTING CONTINUES ] 552 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:09,715 HEY, LITTLE BRO. 553 00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:11,676 I MADE IT. 554 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,424 I'M SORRY I DIDN'T SHARE SOME OF 555 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:17,923 MOM AND DAD'S ASHES WITH YOU. 556 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,594 I HOPE ME TAPPING ALL THE WAY TO 557 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:20,892 MAINE SORT OF MAKES UP FOR 558 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:23,633 EVERYTHING. 559 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:24,930 IN ANY CASE, I'M -- I'M GLAD WE 560 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:28,031 GOT TO AT LEAST MEET... 561 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,304 AND SPEND A LITTLE BIT OF TIME 562 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:32,472 TOGETHER. 563 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:36,442 I'M GLAD I HAVE A BROTHER. 564 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:37,713 HAD A BROTHER. 565 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,680 A "WITTLE BRUDDA." 566 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,890 WHAT THE [BLEEP] 567 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,300 >> I'M SORRY, BRO. 568 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,095 I HAD A FEELING YOU MIGHT NOT 569 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,996 WANT TO SHARE MOM AND DAD, EVEN 570 00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,828 THOUGH I'M CLEARLY THE SON MOM 571 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,903 SHOULD HAVE KEPT. 572 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,472 CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THIS NOTE. 573 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,011 WE'LL MAKE ARRANGEMENTS TO GET 574 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,405 YOU YOUR HALF OF THE ASHES 575 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:07,837 BACK. 576 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,310 BY THE WAY, I DOUBLE-CHECKED 577 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,839 THE RECORDS, AND I'M THE OLDER 578 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:11,443 BROTHER. 579 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:12,454 >> Jon: [ SCOFFS ] 580 00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:17,015 >> SO FRRT YOU. LON. 581 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:20,816 >> Jon: [ SCOFFS ] 582 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,320 WELL, I GUESS THE APPLE DOESN'T 583 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,792 FALL FAR FROM THE CHIP OFF THE 584 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:26,290 OL' DICK. 585 00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:28,263 [ SCOFFS ] 586 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,832 >> OH, MY GOD. 587 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,304 YEAH. 588 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:37,703 YEAH. ALL RIGHT. 589 00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:38,714 JON, COME ON. 590 00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:39,705 >> Jon: WHAT? 591 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,666 >> COME ON. COME ON, JON! 592 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:48,384 >> IF YOU ARE WATCHING THIS... 593 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:52,351 THEN YOU KNOW BROTHER IS DEAD. 594 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,952 I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE LET HIM 595 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,563 LIVE, BUT I COULD NOT HAVE 596 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:59,226 ANOTHER WITH YOUR FACE RUNNING 597 00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:02,025 AROUND. 598 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:04,398 AND NOW... 599 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,797 YOUR MOTHER... 600 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:09,999 IS INSIDE ME. 601 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,802 AHH! 602 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,774 NOWARE BROTHERS! 603 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,614 [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] 604 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,387 >> Jon: MAN, WHAT ELSE IS ON? 605 00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:30,256 [ SCOFFS ] 606 00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:33,686 >> * TAPPING ON EMPTY, YEAH 607 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:36,703 * TAPPING FOR YOU 608 00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:38,629 * TAPPING ALL OF MY HEART AND 609 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:41,125 SOUL, IT'S TRUE * 610 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:43,667 * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 36650

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