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"Bruh" sound effect
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Babe!
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Where is she?!
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Where is who, babe?
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I know you are not in this
apartment alone.
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"Record scratch" SFX
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"Bruh" sound effect
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Babe, you don't trust me?
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You said you had work all day!
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I did- I do- I did have work-
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But look, whatever you do, don't
look in the cabinets!
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Oh this one right here?
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No, don't look in those
cabinets!
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"Bruh" sound effect
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"Bruh" sound effect
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Multitude of "Bruh" sound
effects
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I'm sorry, babe, I should have
trusted you.
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I know, bring it in. It's okay.
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You're such a good hugger.
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I know I am.
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"Bruh" sound effect.
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*Chip crunching
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Hey, man, have you been in the
kitchen today?
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Yea, why?
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Well, I thought you said you
were going to do the dishes.
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*Robbie exhales
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"Gunshot" sound effects
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Nice! Level up!
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Whadduya think?
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Love it! Let's go!
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Go?! We have to pre-game first!
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Pre-game?
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Pre-game.
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Pre-game!
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Ahhhhhh!
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Clink!
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Woooo!
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Pre-game! *Vomits
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Pre-game! *vomits
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*Robbie beat-boxes
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Tyler: Okay...
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Okay...
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Okay...
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Okay...
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Tyler: Okay, okay-
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Robbie: That was supposed to be
your starting point!
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Tyler: Oh, I know. I know!
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*Robbie beat-boxes
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Tyler: Okay, okay...
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Okay, Okay, Okay...
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The thing I'm best at is getting
brain
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It's insane the way the
cellophane around my dang wang
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Hangs like a chain!
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*Tyler and Robbie laugh
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That's it?
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That's how I end my album!
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which is coming out, it's called
T and R
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Yea, all three sales of that
one.
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*voice on phone: "I swear that's
Tyler and Robbie!"
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Tyler: You guys would buy that,
right?
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Robbie: Woah, dude, look at
this.
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*voice on phone: "I think this
is where they live!"
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Oh, that's so creepy, no.
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Guys, look. You know we love
you.
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But I mean this-
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Rebbeca: It's true! He loves the
fan more than me.
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It's true, we love you guys.
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But like, this is ridiculous-
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Wait, don't show that!
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Izzy: You're showing more people
where you live, dumbass.
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I didn't show you guys that.
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I'll take that...
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Yea... you know... look.
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We love you guys. Seriously, we
would kill for you.
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But...
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When you see us, don't be all
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creepy and stalkery about it.
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Come up and say hey. Tell us you
like our videos!
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Especially in public, yo, that
shit makes us look dope.
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That's true.
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And if these two need anything,
it's an ego boost!
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You know what, babe, you're not
wrong.
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In fact, the next 100 people to
share our latest video...
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Get a follow!
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And we gonna like the hell out
of your posts!
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Oof, I love that voice, can you
do that more?
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Hell!
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All right, we will see you guys,
later.
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Woooooo, all right, I need a
shot, Rebbeca what do you want?
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You're not going to wait and see
who shares the video?
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*Tyler and Robbie laugh.
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No, no, no, Rebbeca. You sweet,
beautiful woman. No.
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No, that's not how things work.
We just say those things to get
traction for the videos.
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Works like a charm.
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That's true.
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You guys suck!
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No, no, no. We. We guys suck.
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I'm taking you down with me,
gorgeous.
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Glad to be here.
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What's the deal with those
shots?
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That's what I'm talking about.
Robbie, what do you want?
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Vodka?
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Vodka.
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Izzy?
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Bathroom.
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Voice on Phone: What's up,
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Today, we're going to be doing
something a little different.
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Blehhhh! We're scaring the hell
out of random people!
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Let's do it!
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*Woman screams
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It's just a prank!!
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You okay?
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Yea.
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Yea, I just, um-
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You just need to tell him. Rip
it off like a bandaid.
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I hate ripping off bandaids.
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I'm proud of you. And if Tyler
isn't...
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He... can suck my dick.
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Oh, yea? Didn't know you had
one.
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Oh, yea. Surprised it hasn't
come up yet.
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Must be too busy looking at that
face.
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That's a shame.
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Whatcha doing?
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Izzy was just... telling me
about her dick.
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Oh, that's awesome, you finally
told him. Good for you.
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Tyler: Very brave.
Izzy: Thank you.
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No, no problem, good for you-
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Tyler-
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Nope, nope. Nope, nope nope
nope.
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Unless the next words out of
your mouth are "give me that
shot", I don't want to hear it.
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I-
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Where's Izzy's?
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Rebbeca: Right here.
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All right, this one goes out to
200,000 followers-
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207,000; last time I checked.
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207,000. Holy shit. All right,
here's to them, boys.
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Bruh.
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*All cheers and bruh
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Rebbeca: Bruh.
Tyler: Yea, that's a bruh
moment.
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You okay?
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Yea.
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Yea?
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Yea.
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So I was thinking for this first
shot-
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Are you sure?
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Let me tell you first-
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Not about the shot, about being
okay. You're acting really weird
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I'm not weird.
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You're being weird.
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Who you texting?
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My mom.
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Your mom?
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My mom.
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This sketch is kind of dumb.
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What?
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Like, "When bae wants to go
camping" who the hell even says
that?
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If you don't want to do this, we
could always do something-
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Old Man: Hey!
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What the hell you doing?
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Hi! Do you... live here?
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I said... What the hell you
doing?
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I'm going to take that as a yes.
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Sorry, my buddy and I were just
shooting a short little
sketch...
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um... yea! We didn't know anyone
owned this property.
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Son. Everything's owned by
somebody.
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So...
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Why don't the two of you boys
just...
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Clear out.
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Before something bad happens.
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Yea.
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Yea, we changed our minds
anyways. Don't really need this
place.
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So fucking stupid.
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Robbie: Hey, man-
Tyler: Not you...
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That fucking guy.
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Yea.
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Yea.
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Oh, check this out- I saw
something on the explore page
the other day...
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Check this out.
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It's uh... here!
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Oh yea, haha, that's so stupid.
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What?
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What? I mean it's obviously
fake.
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Why does it have to be fake?
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Okay, look right here, look at
this reaction.
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You can't tell me anyone would
ever react like that.
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Okay, sure, yea. Maybe this one
is fake, but it's like...
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It's a good idea.
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Maybe... Maybe we could try it.
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Do it for real.
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We could make it a series!
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I don't know if we could start a
series...
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Why not?
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I'm moving.
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You're...
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I got an e-mail a few weeks ago
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From some manager in LA.
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And he said he was looking for
new social media talent.
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Holy shit, that's so fucking
cool, man.
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That's like...
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Wow! Okay, yea!
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It's a little short notice, but
Rebbeca will understand if we
have to-
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No, it's not... It's not we
though.
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No, it's me. They wanted me.
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*Ringing noise#
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And bro, you gotta know that I
asked about you.
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All right?
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I mean, if you want to move to
LA, you can! It just won't be
with me...
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What, do they have a say in who
you fucking live with?
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Yea, they do.
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It's some apartment full of
influencers-
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Influencers? Yea? Fucking hate
that shit.
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It's not shit-
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No, it is shit. It is shit,
okay?
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There are tiers to this thing,
and social media comedian
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We're not the fucking top of the
food chain, but we're not the
bottom either.
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That's where your fucking
influencers go!
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AGH!
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This is why I didn't wanna tell
you.
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You okay?
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Yea.
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Yea?
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Yea.
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*Car starts#
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No, usually when we have an idea
for a sketch
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We just take out our phones and
film it.
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We feel like writing things down
puts a damper on the whole...
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What would you say?
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Creative process.
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Ah, that's funny. Graddy 88 here
says he can tell we don't write
anything down.
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Who are you talking to?
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My mom.
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Hey, guys, Tyler here.
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Next week, instead of our usual
sketch meme
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Your boy and I are gonna do
something a little different.
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You know those fake pranks
that've been floating around?
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Your boy Robbie and I are gonna
do one of those, but for real!
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There's not a lot of people
liking that.
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Oh no, look it's gonna be great,
seriously.
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This is going to be a great
idea, in fact:
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I already know who our first
victim is!
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Robbie: What are you doing?
Tyler: What am I doing?
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I am setting us up, for a
cliffhanger!
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We're gonna see you guys, next
time!
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What the hell, man?
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Tyler: It's a great idea!
Robbie: It's not a great idea.
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And I told you, I don't wanna
start a series.
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Okay, so it won't be a series.
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It'll be one great video, where
we scare the hell
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Out of that fucking weirdo who
wouldn't let us film in the
woods.
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No, no, no. You're not serious.
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I am 100% serious.
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You fucking owe me.
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Yea, you promised me we were
going to do a Tyler and Robbie
movie
256
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,887
And I don't think that's going
to happen anytime soon.
257
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,423
So... Lemme have a prank,
please!
258
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,260
Your pranks are high school
shit, man.
259
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,528
Okay? We have other sketch
ideas.
260
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,530
Yea, but we've done all that.
261
00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:01,935
I wanna do something different.
With you, Robbie.
262
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:06,673
Please.
263
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,675
Pleeeeease.
264
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,910
*high pitched voice# Please.
265
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,912
Please sir, lemme, lemme have a
da prank.
266
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,914
Just a little bit of the
praaaank.
267
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:18,885
Oh, oh it's so cold outside,
you're not letting a little
prank boy in!
268
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:21,788
He's gonna die of hypothermia!
This is baaaad!
269
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,790
Oh no, I can't breathe!
270
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,359
Come on! Please?
271
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,361
It'll be super dope, super fun.
272
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,930
Can't wait to see what we do
together.
273
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,932
We're gonna make magic happen.
Call us Penn and Teller.
274
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,368
Except, we believe there's a
god-
275
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,037
Fine.
276
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,039
Tyler: That's what got you?
Robbie: Yea.
277
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,210
Robbie: So, what's the idea-
Tyler: We find this guy's house.
278
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:45,312
I'm gonna run up to his door,
bang on it, run away.
279
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,981
Your original idea of a video is
ding dong ditching?
280
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,983
No, it's not ding dong-
281
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,719
That's the beginning.
282
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,721
You're gonna stay hidden, behind
a tree or something
283
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,723
Record it all, I'm gonna do it
again,
284
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,325
Bang on his door, run away-
285
00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,327
Robbie: That's ding dong ditch-
Tyler: It's not ding dong ditch!
286
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,762
Sooooo, after that.
287
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,764
He's going to get really pissed
off. When he gets pissed off
288
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,766
And comes outside of his
house...
289
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,137
I'm gonna throw this through his
window.
290
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,743
What the fuck is that?
291
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,145
It's a brick.
292
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,580
You don't see anything wrong
with this-
293
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,582
No. No! Okay, look, worst case
scenario,
294
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:26,819
He calls the cops. And my alibi,
Rebbeca says we were with her
all day.
295
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,689
Uh huh. And best case?
296
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,961
We get a new follower, way
outside our usual demographic.
297
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:38,798
Come on, this is gonna be great,
dude.
298
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,800
Watching someone go crazy?
299
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,802
Now that's a video!
300
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,374
You're throwing the brick.
301
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:50,277
Wouldn't have it any other way.
302
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:54,147
You got your phone?
303
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:56,149
Robbie: yes, I have my phone.
Tyler: Great.
304
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,053
Sup, guys, today we're going to
be pulling a prank
305
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:02,455
On someone who's made our lives
a living hell.
306
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,824
Wouldn't let us film in his
house!
307
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,826
That's right! And that's all it
takes!
308
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:09,862
That's why, you don't mess with
Tyler, and his best friend,
Robbie-
309
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:11,664
Robbie: Shit!
310
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,070
Robbie: He's right there-
Tyler: I know, I see him too...
311
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,807
Robbie: Do you think he sees us?
312
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:23,310
Tyler: Give me that!
313
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:28,515
I told you to stay away. I
thought I made that clear.
314
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,318
It's just a prank, bro. And
we're recording this, so don't
do anything-
315
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,320
Don't do as I'm told?
316
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,322
Don't stay away when I'm told?
317
00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:37,857
Don't care for anyone's opinion
but yours?
318
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,359
Tyler: Calm down!
319
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,361
Calm down? Don't tell me to calm
down!
320
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,596
Robbie: Run!
321
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,598
*Gunshot fires#
322
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:04,016
Tyler: Robbie...
323
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:51,097
Hey, it's Natalie. I just want
to give my condolences
324
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:57,837
*More voices join, wishing
Robbie's family well, giving
condolences, saying he was taken
too early*
325
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,755
...and the space will never be
the same without you.
326
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,406
What?
327
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,810
Nothing.
328
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:19,085
I was- I was going to go get us
some dinner.
329
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,854
What do you want?
330
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,827
Whatever you want.
331
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,937
Lee Palace?
332
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,342
Okay.
333
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:48,214
Um...
334
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,249
You talked to Izzy?
335
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,884
Tyler...
336
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,886
You talked to Izzy.
337
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,457
Number six, right?
338
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:45,271
*Heartbeat pulses#
339
00:21:57,584 --> 00:21:59,586
*Phone loudly buzzes and rings#
340
00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:01,588
Tyler: Shit!
341
00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:13,966
Hey, Rebbeca...
342
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:18,371
Sorry... no, that's fine. If
they don't have that...
343
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:20,373
Maybe you can...
344
00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:24,110
Do they have those- what are
those little chicken things?
With the orange sauce?
345
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:26,112
I don't remember what they're
called...
346
00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:28,381
I think they're-
347
00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:30,383
*Kitchen window shatters#
348
00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:41,628
Rebbeca on phone: What the hell
was that?
349
00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:50,302
Hey... everything okay?
350
00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:50,963
*Sounds of urine splashing
against a car rim*
351
00:23:57,236 --> 00:23:59,772
What are the odds... You run
into Machi's Pizza shop
352
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:03,209
And start telling people, he
uses human shit in his calzones?
353
00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:05,211
Come on, bro.
354
00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:06,646
What are the odds!
355
00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:08,648
My brother works there!
356
00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:11,083
That's how you know, each and
every calzone
357
00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:13,953
Is jam packed with doo doo!
358
00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:16,422
One in fifty.
359
00:24:16,422 --> 00:24:18,390
Count it off!
360
00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:20,392
One...
361
00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:22,394
Two...
362
00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:25,732
Oh shit!
363
00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:27,734
You're that guy!
Tyler!
364
00:24:27,734 --> 00:24:29,602
Funny shit man-
Can we get a picture?
365
00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:30,469
No.
366
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,104
Oh come on, bro-
I'm busy.
367
00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:34,106
Whatever. Robbie's the funny one
anyway.
368
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,981
What are those?
369
00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:44,584
Fake cigarettes?
370
00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:46,586
Maybe.
371
00:24:47,453 --> 00:24:51,290
Maybe try real cigarettes. Maybe
your parents get lucky, maybe
you get lung cancer.
372
00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:52,525
Bro, what?
373
00:24:52,525 --> 00:24:54,093
Forget it.
374
00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:57,329
Faggots obviously in a hurry to
go slam cheeks with Robbie.
375
00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:11,343
I'm serious-
376
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,345
That was so fucked up for you to
say.
377
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:15,347
Rebbeca...
378
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,783
Rebbeca-
No!
379
00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:18,785
I saw him- I saw-
380
00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:20,787
Was that before or after you
tried to slice up those kids?
381
00:25:20,787 --> 00:25:22,789
Don't you-
No really, what the fuck was
that?
382
00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:24,791
They wanted a picture.
383
00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:26,793
They wanted a picture?
384
00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:28,227
I am so sorry
385
00:25:28,227 --> 00:25:30,229
You didn't tell me they wanted a
picture.
386
00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:33,566
You didn't even mention them
wanting a picture. I am so
sorry
387
00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:35,568
for thinking you were out of
line.
388
00:25:35,568 --> 00:25:37,570
I think we should call the cops.
389
00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:39,572
This is not about them-
It needs to be.
390
00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:45,077
Look, it sucks. What happened to
Robbie.
391
00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:48,314
I hate it. You hate it. Izzy
hates it-
392
00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:52,184
Izzy hates it.
393
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,387
And I know you wish she'd come
around more,
394
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,389
But she has to process this in
her own way, we all do.
395
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,561
But it's not your fault.
396
00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:06,733
Like you said, it was Robbie's
idea to mess around with that
guy.
397
00:26:12,605 --> 00:26:16,042
Just... try not to process it by
punching people in the face.
Okay?
398
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,282
Even if they're complete wangs?
399
00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:25,284
Yes. Even if they're complete
wangs.
400
00:26:27,453 --> 00:26:30,422
Psychos like you are the reason
I keep a gun in my purse.
401
00:26:35,461 --> 00:26:36,896
You know what?
402
00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:38,898
What?
403
00:26:38,898 --> 00:26:40,399
Those kids probably threw that
brick-
404
00:26:40,399 --> 00:26:41,200
No.
405
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,134
Yea, I mean what were they
406
00:26:42,134 --> 00:26:43,870
doing that close to the
apartment anyways?
407
00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:45,571
I don't know, maybe they live
nearby.
408
00:26:45,571 --> 00:26:47,573
They knew it was you
immediately. They probably saw
you showing where
409
00:26:47,573 --> 00:26:48,808
you live on live stream-
410
00:26:48,808 --> 00:26:50,810
Don't bring that up.
411
00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:54,213
It's weird. Is all.
412
00:26:55,381 --> 00:26:57,383
And it's more believable than-
413
00:26:59,051 --> 00:27:01,053
It is.
414
00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:03,055
So just... take your time.
415
00:27:03,489 --> 00:27:06,558
Process it. Don't hold it in.
416
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,162
Because if you do that...
417
00:27:11,497 --> 00:27:13,499
You'll see Robbie forever.
418
00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:19,138
You still down to shoot that
sketch tomorrow?
419
00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:20,807
*Toilet flushes#
420
00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:22,641
I don't know...
421
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:24,643
It's been two weeks.
Yea, I know...
422
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,645
I've shot like thirty sketches.
423
00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:31,350
I don't wanna put out something
that sucks and it's just me.
424
00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:33,352
So shoot something with me!
425
00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:35,822
That way...
426
00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:37,824
If it sucks, you can blame me.
427
00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:42,995
But if it's totally amazing, I
can steal all your spotlight and
take the credit.
428
00:27:43,295 --> 00:27:44,764
That sounds fair.
Yea?
429
00:27:44,764 --> 00:27:46,766
Yea.
430
00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:48,768
So you going to move?
431
00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:50,770
Why?
I need to wash my hands.
432
00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:52,772
You're going to wash your hands
now, after touching me all over?
433
00:27:52,772 --> 00:27:54,774
I can touch your face a little
more-
434
00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:57,944
They're wet! How do you miss
with the toilet paper?
435
00:27:57,944 --> 00:27:59,946
I didn't miss!
That's disgusting!
436
00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:03,950
Dinners ready!
437
00:28:03,950 --> 00:28:05,952
Great, I'm starving!
438
00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:08,620
It's not that bad!
*Bruh sound effect#
439
00:28:09,555 --> 00:28:11,557
Who are you, Gordon Ramsay?
440
00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:13,993
It's *#*#*# dreadful!
441
00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:19,365
*Bruh sound effect#
It's raw!
442
00:29:56,262 --> 00:29:58,264
*Heavy breath#
443
00:29:58,597 --> 00:30:00,599
Rebbeca: Hey!
444
00:30:00,599 --> 00:30:02,601
I just got an e-mail from-
445
00:30:02,601 --> 00:30:04,270
You okay?
446
00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:06,272
Yea.
447
00:30:06,272 --> 00:30:09,508
I just got an e-mail from
someone who wants to sponsor our
next post!
448
00:30:10,076 --> 00:30:10,843
What?
449
00:30:10,843 --> 00:30:12,278
I know!
Why?
450
00:30:12,278 --> 00:30:14,280
Because they like the content, I
guess?
451
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,182
Are you serious? You read the
comments, right?
452
00:30:16,182 --> 00:30:18,184
Yea, it's cancer, like always-
-No this one's worse.
453
00:30:18,184 --> 00:30:20,186
Who cares? More comments means
more views.
454
00:30:20,186 --> 00:30:23,455
And more views means more people
asking to sponsor a post for a 3
second shout out!
455
00:30:24,756 --> 00:30:26,758
I don't know if I wanna do a
sponsored thing.
456
00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:28,760
Why?
It's like selling out.
457
00:30:29,428 --> 00:30:31,430
You sell hoodies with your face
on them.
458
00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:33,432
That's- That's different, that's
merch-
-How?
459
00:30:33,432 --> 00:30:35,434
Because... the... The idea of a-
460
00:30:35,434 --> 00:30:37,436
You have someone who wants to
pay you to do what you love.
461
00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:39,438
Don't be stupid.
462
00:30:39,872 --> 00:30:40,973
I'm not stupid.
463
00:30:40,973 --> 00:30:42,975
Prove it!
464
00:30:43,642 --> 00:30:47,346
Look, it's silly, but when
people see sponsored whatever
465
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:49,348
It makes them think you're more
official. And I know it doesn't
466
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:52,018
Make any sense, because the same
people will tell you that you're
selling out, but...
467
00:30:52,018 --> 00:30:54,020
It's not about the selling
out... I- I dunno.
468
00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:59,691
Whatever.
469
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:01,693
I'm telling them you'll do the
shoutout.
470
00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:04,530
Ooh, Rebbeca!
471
00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:08,367
I texted Izzy...
472
00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:11,470
She's not super eager to see
you.
473
00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:13,472
Yea, I know.
474
00:31:13,472 --> 00:31:15,474
Do you think, maybe you could
text her for me?
475
00:31:15,474 --> 00:31:17,476
Tyler-
476
00:32:23,875 --> 00:32:25,877
Izzy!
What the hell, man?
477
00:32:25,877 --> 00:32:27,246
Hey, how are you?
478
00:32:27,246 --> 00:32:28,914
Tell Rebbeca she's on my shit
list now, too.
479
00:32:28,914 --> 00:32:30,216
Look, she didn't have anything
to do with this-
480
00:32:30,216 --> 00:32:31,950
Back off!
481
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:33,952
I just want to talk. Okay?
482
00:32:34,886 --> 00:32:36,888
What?
483
00:32:38,057 --> 00:32:40,059
How are you?
484
00:32:40,059 --> 00:32:42,061
Bad question.
485
00:32:42,061 --> 00:32:44,463
I'm trying to be friendly.
Good job, really.
486
00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:45,564
What is your problem?
487
00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:47,566
What is my problem?
Yes, what is your problem?
488
00:32:47,566 --> 00:32:49,568
Seriously, I get that you're in
pain, or whatever,
489
00:32:49,568 --> 00:32:51,570
but that doesn't give you an
excuse to take it out on me.
490
00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:53,572
Do you hear yourself?
491
00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:55,107
You, you, you.
492
00:32:55,107 --> 00:32:57,109
It's always about you, and I
don't know if you've noticed,
493
00:32:57,109 --> 00:32:59,111
But you're not really that
great, Tyler.
494
00:32:59,111 --> 00:33:01,113
Robbie thought you were. Rebbeca
obviously thinks you are.
495
00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:03,115
I used to think so.
496
00:33:03,115 --> 00:33:04,616
You do.
497
00:33:04,616 --> 00:33:06,352
You think your hot shit.
498
00:33:06,352 --> 00:33:09,121
And that's great! I wish my ego
was as big as yours, honestly.
499
00:33:09,121 --> 00:33:11,123
Cool, I'm a narcissist.
500
00:33:11,123 --> 00:33:13,125
Sociopath, fits better.
501
00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,127
Why-
502
00:33:15,127 --> 00:33:17,129
Wanna tell me what you told
everyone else?
503
00:33:17,763 --> 00:33:19,865
Because I still haven't heard it
from you.
504
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,702
I heard what Rebbeca said you
said.
505
00:33:24,370 --> 00:33:26,372
I heard what the police said you
said.
506
00:33:26,372 --> 00:33:28,140
But I...
507
00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:30,142
want to hear it from you.
508
00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:34,146
This obviously wasn't a good
idea.
509
00:33:36,048 --> 00:33:38,317
You said it was Robbie's idea to
go shoot in that part of the
woods, right?
510
00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:42,054
You said the plan was to fuck
around and film some
511
00:33:42,054 --> 00:33:44,056
dumb sketch, not harassing
anyone.
512
00:33:45,224 --> 00:33:47,559
You said that Robbie threw the
brick at that old guy's head
513
00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:50,162
after he pulled a gun out and
then got shot right before he
bled out.
514
00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:01,740
That's right, Izzy.
515
00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:03,742
I said that.
516
00:34:05,644 --> 00:34:07,646
You also said you didn't film
anything yet.
517
00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:11,483
Didn't even turn the camera on.
518
00:34:12,518 --> 00:34:14,520
You told the cops that, hm?
519
00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:18,857
The cloud, asshole.
520
00:34:20,426 --> 00:34:22,428
You filmed everything on
Robbie's phone,
521
00:34:23,662 --> 00:34:26,432
and then deleted it before you
called the cops.
522
00:34:30,236 --> 00:34:32,238
Yea?
523
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,242
But I saw it.
524
00:34:43,382 --> 00:34:45,384
Are you going to tell anyone?
525
00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:52,358
Always about you. Unbelievable.
526
00:34:52,358 --> 00:34:54,893
And that gives you an excuse to
throw shit through my window,
huh?
527
00:34:54,893 --> 00:34:57,229
And that fucking Robbie account
you made, that was ridiculous.
528
00:34:57,229 --> 00:34:59,231
You have problems, you know
that? Real-
I'm the one with-
529
00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:01,233
I mean it!
530
00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:04,770
I don't know what you're talking
about.
531
00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:08,274
For real.
532
00:35:08,274 --> 00:35:10,276
And I'm not going to tell
anyone.
533
00:35:11,143 --> 00:35:13,145
Because that shits tearing you
up inside, and honestly
534
00:35:13,145 --> 00:35:15,647
I'd be happy if it made you blow
your brains out.
535
00:37:47,433 --> 00:37:50,902
*gagging and choking sounds#
536
00:38:17,162 --> 00:38:19,164
How's it going today?
537
00:38:20,432 --> 00:38:22,434
It's good.
538
00:38:29,441 --> 00:38:31,443
What?
539
00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:36,415
Nothing, just um...
540
00:38:37,082 --> 00:38:39,084
Really- really hate this.
541
00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:41,920
Not like- just-
542
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,155
The whole "therapy" thing, you
know?
543
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:46,157
Yea.
544
00:38:46,925 --> 00:38:48,927
You nervous?
545
00:38:48,927 --> 00:38:50,929
No.
546
00:38:53,599 --> 00:38:55,601
Okay.
547
00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:57,936
Let's get started.
548
00:38:58,637 --> 00:39:00,639
Tyler.
549
00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:02,641
Tell me about yourself.
550
00:39:05,210 --> 00:39:07,212
uh... well...
551
00:39:07,212 --> 00:39:10,348
I guess you could say, I'm in
"new media"?
552
00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:13,619
Yea, I've seen some of your
stuff.
553
00:39:13,619 --> 00:39:15,621
Yea, you a fan?
554
00:39:16,555 --> 00:39:18,557
Not really my type of thing.
555
00:39:18,657 --> 00:39:21,860
But I respect you're out here
doing something you love. Not
Many people can say that.
556
00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:25,564
Yea.
557
00:39:25,564 --> 00:39:27,833
And, at times, what I find is
that
558
00:39:28,534 --> 00:39:31,837
The idea of having to be happy
doing something you love
559
00:39:31,837 --> 00:39:34,372
Means you have to be happy with
your life.
560
00:39:35,741 --> 00:39:38,376
Which also makes you feel
like...
561
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,378
You don't-
562
00:39:40,412 --> 00:39:43,582
You don't have a right to feel
sad... or mad...
563
00:39:43,582 --> 00:39:45,584
Oh, I feel mad.
564
00:39:45,584 --> 00:39:46,718
Not like-
565
00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:48,720
Not like a lot or anything.
566
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:52,257
I- I feel the right amount of
mad. You know?
567
00:39:54,025 --> 00:39:56,027
Okay. s'cool.
568
00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,398
Yea.
So, um...
569
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:02,400
Robbie.
570
00:40:03,535 --> 00:40:05,537
The guy you do the videos with.
571
00:40:05,537 --> 00:40:07,539
Pretty funny.
572
00:40:07,539 --> 00:40:09,541
Yea, yea. He um...
573
00:40:10,175 --> 00:40:12,177
Ahhhhh!
574
00:40:12,177 --> 00:40:14,179
Okay, nice game. Nice game.
575
00:40:14,179 --> 00:40:15,413
Well fought, well fought.
576
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:17,415
Preciate it, thank you.
577
00:40:19,618 --> 00:40:21,620
Noooo!
AHHH! Yeaaa boi!
578
00:40:22,454 --> 00:40:23,922
Well fought, well fought.
579
00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:25,924
I just have to agree...
580
00:40:27,292 --> 00:40:29,294
You never let me freaking win!
581
00:40:29,294 --> 00:40:31,296
Anything!
582
00:40:40,138 --> 00:40:42,140
He was.
583
00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:48,279
Now, listen. If Robbie isn't
something you're ready to talk
about yet
584
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:51,082
Let me know. It's fine, I
understand these things take
time-
585
00:40:51,082 --> 00:40:52,718
No, no.
586
00:40:52,718 --> 00:40:53,952
We should.
587
00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:57,288
The sooner I talk about him, the
sooner...
588
00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,290
I get better. Yea?
589
00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:02,127
Right.
590
00:41:02,227 --> 00:41:04,229
So. So what do you want to know?
591
00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:06,665
Tell me anything. About your
working together, your
relationship-
592
00:41:06,665 --> 00:41:08,667
He was kind of an asshole.
593
00:41:08,734 --> 00:41:10,135
How so?
594
00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:11,770
All right, so...
595
00:41:11,770 --> 00:41:13,271
Example.
596
00:41:13,271 --> 00:41:15,507
He had this idea for a skit-
597
00:41:16,274 --> 00:41:17,676
Recently?
598
00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:19,678
No this is like, years ago.
599
00:41:20,779 --> 00:41:23,314
We would go into different
restaurants
600
00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:25,316
And we'd order like a lot of
food.
601
00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:28,486
Like apps, entrees, desserts,
everything.
602
00:41:29,354 --> 00:41:33,091
And based on how good the food
was, and how good the service
was
603
00:41:33,091 --> 00:41:35,093
We'd give them a rating.
604
00:41:35,093 --> 00:41:39,097
Bad, okay, good, great. Based on
the rating they got,
605
00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:41,933
Robbie's idea was to pay in
different types of coins.
606
00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:46,037
So like, so like-
607
00:41:46,037 --> 00:41:48,339
If everything was bad. Pay in
all pennies.
608
00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:50,341
If it was okay, nickles.
609
00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:52,343
Good, dimes, great-
610
00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:53,979
Quarters?
611
00:41:53,979 --> 00:41:55,981
You'd think so, but no.
612
00:41:55,981 --> 00:42:00,686
No, Robbie's idea was to leave
the waitress our phone numbers.
613
00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:02,688
If she was cute.
614
00:42:03,388 --> 00:42:05,390
And if it was a dude... we'd
just kind of...
615
00:42:06,224 --> 00:42:08,226
Book it.
616
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:10,862
And this is funny?
617
00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:19,705
No, I- I guess not.
618
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:24,075
So, Robbie got you involved in
these pranks-
619
00:42:24,075 --> 00:42:26,077
Well, they're not "pranks".
620
00:42:26,177 --> 00:42:28,179
Harassment.
Nope.
621
00:42:28,213 --> 00:42:30,215
And that makes him an asshole?
622
00:42:30,215 --> 00:42:32,217
I said kind of an asshole. And
yea.
623
00:42:36,154 --> 00:42:38,156
Okay... well...
624
00:42:38,156 --> 00:42:40,558
Why'd you feel you had to do
that kind of content with
Robbie?
625
00:42:42,661 --> 00:42:44,663
I don't know.
626
00:42:46,097 --> 00:42:48,099
We were friends, you know?
627
00:42:49,534 --> 00:42:51,536
And how did your parents feel
about the videos-
628
00:42:51,536 --> 00:42:54,439
That is a whole separate issue.
629
00:42:55,741 --> 00:42:58,677
How about we make it this issue,
yea?
630
00:43:02,113 --> 00:43:04,115
So, you say a few years ago.
631
00:43:04,115 --> 00:43:06,117
You're young.
632
00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:08,519
I assume you were making the
videos while you lived with
your parents?
633
00:43:09,354 --> 00:43:13,091
Yea. Yea, but they didn't know
about the videos, okay?
634
00:43:14,059 --> 00:43:16,061
Yea, okay.
635
00:43:16,061 --> 00:43:18,063
Yea, seriously. They didn't,
okay?
636
00:43:18,063 --> 00:43:21,566
They weren't a factor in me and
Robbie's thing, they weren't a
factor in me-
637
00:43:21,566 --> 00:43:24,235
So, you're not close with your
parents?
638
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:27,773
I was close. I was fine.
639
00:43:27,773 --> 00:43:29,775
I was a healthy distance from my
parents.
640
00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:32,143
Yea, seriously! Like, like-
641
00:43:32,143 --> 00:43:34,145
Me and my dad... Sometimes it
was...
642
00:43:34,579 --> 00:43:36,581
And, and- my mom...
643
00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:46,958
Wow. That's gotta be like 30
minutes right there-
644
00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:48,960
Actually, you still have 22
minutes-
645
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,396
Goddamn it, really? Sweet.
646
00:43:52,764 --> 00:43:54,766
It's okay, you don't have to be
here-
647
00:43:54,766 --> 00:43:56,768
Shut up...
648
00:44:03,975 --> 00:44:05,977
*phone alert sounds off#
649
00:44:14,252 --> 00:44:16,254
What?
650
00:44:16,287 --> 00:44:18,289
It's nothing...
651
00:44:21,126 --> 00:44:23,128
Is everything okay?
652
00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:25,997
Honestly, no.
653
00:44:28,433 --> 00:44:32,804
I've been part of a nasty
divorce for over a year or so
now.
654
00:44:34,339 --> 00:44:36,341
I'm sorry...
655
00:44:36,341 --> 00:44:38,343
Yea, it sucks.
656
00:44:38,443 --> 00:44:40,445
Which is...
657
00:44:40,445 --> 00:44:42,447
Why, I think...
658
00:44:42,981 --> 00:44:44,649
It got so bad between us-
659
00:44:44,649 --> 00:44:48,053
Because I pushed him away. Kept
pushing things on him.
660
00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:53,524
It started with the little
things.
661
00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:57,863
You know, dishes not being
washed; cats not being fed.
662
00:44:58,563 --> 00:45:00,565
It became a habit.
663
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,370
Every time something bad or
negative happened in my life
664
00:45:05,370 --> 00:45:07,372
I found a way to exclude myself.
665
00:45:08,339 --> 00:45:11,843
To push any and all blame away
on everyone else.
666
00:45:13,411 --> 00:45:15,413
And because we're-
667
00:45:16,181 --> 00:45:19,250
We were married, it was usually
him.
668
00:45:22,821 --> 00:45:24,823
I remember this one time, we
669
00:45:26,191 --> 00:45:28,193
Invited our neighbors over for
dinner.
670
00:45:28,193 --> 00:45:30,195
And it was a big deal for him.
671
00:45:30,228 --> 00:45:32,430
We had been in our new apartment
for a few months now
672
00:45:32,430 --> 00:45:34,432
And we wanted to have some
company over.
673
00:45:34,432 --> 00:45:36,434
For a while we'd been wanting to
do that.
674
00:45:36,434 --> 00:45:38,603
You know? Do the "adult" thing.
675
00:45:39,938 --> 00:45:41,940
Sounds terrible.
676
00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:43,942
Yea...
677
00:45:43,942 --> 00:45:46,711
That's why, I think, I drank a
half a bottle of whiskey
678
00:45:47,712 --> 00:45:49,714
Before my husband came home for
dinner.
679
00:45:51,682 --> 00:45:55,120
He was pissed. Really, pissed.
680
00:45:57,122 --> 00:45:59,124
We canceled the dinner.
681
00:45:59,124 --> 00:46:01,126
I could barely stand up.
682
00:46:04,562 --> 00:46:06,564
How did you pin that on him?
683
00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:11,402
I said, that he was pressuring
me.
684
00:46:11,536 --> 00:46:14,105
Putting too much pressure on me,
a recovering alcoholic.
685
00:46:15,807 --> 00:46:17,809
He kept making me wear this
costume
686
00:46:17,809 --> 00:46:20,979
This idea of the man that I
should be in front of everybody
else.
687
00:46:22,047 --> 00:46:24,983
I had no choice but to go out
and buy that bottle.
688
00:46:27,819 --> 00:46:29,821
Sheesh.
689
00:46:29,888 --> 00:46:31,890
Yea.
690
00:46:33,724 --> 00:46:35,726
Yea.
691
00:46:39,998 --> 00:46:44,635
Um... Tyler. Do you- do you have
anyone special in your life?
692
00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:49,807
Yea.
693
00:46:50,008 --> 00:46:54,445
Yea. My girlfriend. Rebbeca.
694
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:59,317
Rebbeca? Tell me about Rebbeca.
695
00:47:01,352 --> 00:47:03,354
She's great.
696
00:47:05,857 --> 00:47:07,859
She puts up with me.
697
00:47:08,759 --> 00:47:10,761
That's it right there.
698
00:47:10,761 --> 00:47:12,130
What?
699
00:47:12,130 --> 00:47:13,664
You just said it, she puts up
with you.
700
00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:15,666
That's just something people
say, it's not like a-
701
00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:17,668
Tell me how she puts up with
you.
702
00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:18,970
She...
703
00:47:18,970 --> 00:47:20,671
How are you a burden to her?
704
00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:22,673
She-
-Start with I.
705
00:47:23,308 --> 00:47:25,310
I...
706
00:47:26,011 --> 00:47:30,215
Say things sometimes. Or I think
things.
707
00:47:30,815 --> 00:47:36,321
And I'm able to talk about those
things with her. And it helps.
708
00:47:36,888 --> 00:47:38,356
What types of things?
709
00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:40,358
I don't know... like...
710
00:47:41,059 --> 00:47:42,827
Like sometimes...
711
00:47:42,827 --> 00:47:44,829
I just wanna...
712
00:47:44,829 --> 00:47:46,831
Hurt something, you know?
713
00:47:46,831 --> 00:47:48,833
Not like in a bad way, just
like-
714
00:47:51,536 --> 00:47:53,538
You know, it's...
715
00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:55,306
No...
716
00:47:55,306 --> 00:47:57,308
It's not even me that wants to
do it.
717
00:47:57,308 --> 00:47:59,978
It's like it's my body, telling
me that it wants me to do it.
718
00:48:00,678 --> 00:48:02,680
Your body is telling you to hurt
yourself?
719
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,682
No! It's not telling me to hurt
myself-
720
00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:06,717
I don't want to hurt anyone-
721
00:48:07,352 --> 00:48:10,188
Just... forget it. That was
dumb.
722
00:48:10,188 --> 00:48:12,257
Tyler, it's fine.
723
00:48:12,257 --> 00:48:14,993
Nope. It's not going to come out
right.
724
00:48:14,993 --> 00:48:16,995
It doesn't have to-
-Yes it does.
725
00:48:16,995 --> 00:48:18,997
It's okay, look...
726
00:48:19,230 --> 00:48:21,232
Sometimes I just...
727
00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:23,234
Just wanna break someone's
bones, you know?
728
00:48:31,709 --> 00:48:33,711
Shit...
729
00:48:34,512 --> 00:48:35,947
It's okay.
730
00:48:35,947 --> 00:48:37,548
Holy shit. I forgot-
731
00:48:37,548 --> 00:48:39,550
I actually have a thing...
732
00:48:39,550 --> 00:48:41,552
I'm gonna go to that. This has
been great-
-Tyler, don't-
733
00:48:43,121 --> 00:48:45,123
Tyler, Tyler, it's okay!
734
00:48:46,224 --> 00:48:48,226
Just have a seat-
735
00:48:56,634 --> 00:48:58,636
I am so sorry...
736
00:48:58,636 --> 00:49:00,638
It's okay...
737
00:49:01,139 --> 00:49:03,141
No... no, I can't-
738
00:49:03,141 --> 00:49:04,609
Tyler, it's okay.
739
00:49:04,609 --> 00:49:06,611
No, it's not okay.
740
00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:08,613
Why is it not okay?
741
00:49:09,747 --> 00:49:11,749
I do this all the time, I hurt
people...
742
00:49:13,218 --> 00:49:15,786
Tyler, I'm fine-
-Not you! Everyone!
743
00:49:18,256 --> 00:49:21,226
You know that story I told you
about me and Robbie paying with
change?
744
00:49:21,826 --> 00:49:23,828
That wasn't his idea, that mine.
745
00:49:24,095 --> 00:49:26,097
It's going to be-
-No, No! It's not going to be
fine!
746
00:49:26,097 --> 00:49:28,099
That was an asshole thing to do.
You said it yourself.
747
00:49:28,099 --> 00:49:30,101
I am an asshole!
748
00:49:30,101 --> 00:49:32,837
No, yes I am! I am a gaping
asshole, who should just blow a
hole
749
00:49:32,837 --> 00:49:37,175
In his fucking skull right now,
because everyone hates him, and
he just hurts everyone
750
00:49:37,175 --> 00:49:39,177
Around him.
What do you-
-What do you mean-
751
00:49:39,177 --> 00:49:41,179
Everyone hates me!
752
00:49:41,746 --> 00:49:45,916
Rebbeca, Robbie, Izzy, everyone
of them- My mom!
753
00:49:47,085 --> 00:49:49,087
Why does your mother hate you,
Tyler?
754
00:49:53,924 --> 00:49:55,926
It doesn't matter.
755
00:49:57,328 --> 00:50:00,431
She hates me for the same reason
everyone hates me.
756
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,002
Because no matter how hard I try
to change...
757
00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:07,004
Or what I do...
758
00:50:09,207 --> 00:50:11,209
I'm just an asshole.
759
00:50:49,013 --> 00:50:51,015
New voice: Tyler.
760
00:50:51,015 --> 00:50:53,017
Let's get started.
761
00:50:54,852 --> 00:50:56,854
Eyo man, have you seen my
toothbrush?
762
00:51:07,432 --> 00:51:09,434
*Bruh sound effect#
763
00:51:18,509 --> 00:51:20,511
Robbie: Ah, man. That was a good
one.
764
00:51:20,511 --> 00:51:23,214
Yea, it was a good one, but
like, there's no way it's your
favorite.
765
00:51:23,748 --> 00:51:25,750
I mean, maybe not my favorite,
but that's the first one
766
00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:28,186
we did where we figured out how
to make the camera move without
shaking it.
767
00:51:28,453 --> 00:51:30,087
Oh god, the shaking.
768
00:51:30,087 --> 00:51:31,922
What, you didn't like the
earthquake cam?
769
00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:34,392
No, I loved the earthquake cam.
It screamed professionalism.
770
00:51:35,025 --> 00:51:37,027
I loved it when it gave people
seizures.
771
00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:41,599
We should do a sequel to this
one!
772
00:51:41,966 --> 00:51:42,900
What?
773
00:51:43,067 --> 00:51:45,069
You know, we could start a
series or something...
774
00:51:45,703 --> 00:51:47,705
Yea... um...
775
00:51:47,705 --> 00:51:50,441
Yea that's really cool- I think
we should focus more on the
um...
776
00:51:51,041 --> 00:51:53,043
The... like the individual
sketches.
777
00:51:53,043 --> 00:51:55,045
That seems to be working for us
right now-
Yea?
778
00:51:55,646 --> 00:51:57,648
Yea...
Yea.
779
00:51:58,383 --> 00:52:01,986
Oh, check this out! I sent an
email to a management company
780
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,322
in the city, called Sky Talent.
781
00:52:04,889 --> 00:52:07,158
I said we would be a kick ass
edition to their team.
782
00:52:07,158 --> 00:52:09,794
-And I really hope you didn't
actually say kick ass.
783
00:52:10,261 --> 00:52:14,565
No! Of course I didn't say "kick
ass" to a management company.
784
00:52:14,565 --> 00:52:16,567
That would be unprofessional!
785
00:52:16,567 --> 00:52:18,569
And, for no reason! I'm going to
send them a follow up-
786
00:52:19,570 --> 00:52:21,572
Just... to clarify a few
things...
787
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:24,242
"No reason".
788
00:52:29,079 --> 00:52:31,081
What would you say if they just
wanted you?
789
00:52:34,819 --> 00:52:36,086
What?
790
00:52:36,654 --> 00:52:43,093
If they just wanted you. And not
us. As a team? What would you
say?
791
00:52:57,942 --> 00:52:59,610
Nope.
792
00:52:59,644 --> 00:53:00,645
Of course not-
-Really?
793
00:53:01,279 --> 00:53:03,648
Yea, no. Are you kidding me?
That's a hard pass. That's a
deal breaker.
794
00:53:04,114 --> 00:53:07,552
You know I wouldn't be mad if
you went and joined a team
without me, right?
795
00:53:07,552 --> 00:53:09,554
I know you wouldn't be mad.
796
00:53:10,788 --> 00:53:13,157
I don't know, it's like... we're
a team, dude. It's Tyler and
Robbie!
797
00:53:13,157 --> 00:53:14,892
We're brothers!
798
00:53:14,892 --> 00:53:18,028
Metaphorically speaking. We're
not actually brothers.
799
00:53:18,028 --> 00:53:20,030
That's impossible, because of
the- um...
800
00:53:25,503 --> 00:53:27,137
The height difference-
Yea the height.
801
00:53:27,137 --> 00:53:28,339
That's the one.
802
00:53:28,339 --> 00:53:29,974
I'm so much taller than you.
803
00:53:29,974 --> 00:53:31,976
We could never be related-
You're fucking huge, dude.
804
00:53:34,245 --> 00:53:36,247
When are the girls getting back?
805
00:53:36,247 --> 00:53:37,482
I don't know, man.
806
00:53:38,148 --> 00:53:42,520
They need to hurry up. We need
to start this live stream before
our audience's bed time.
807
00:53:43,053 --> 00:53:45,055
You're looking way too much into
that last post's insights-
808
00:53:45,055 --> 00:53:47,057
Oh, no no. I am reading the
insights correctly!
809
00:53:47,057 --> 00:53:49,059
We need to know who we are
speaking to.
810
00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:52,830
And who we are speaking to, just
so happens to be 9 to 12 year
olds.
811
00:53:53,398 --> 00:53:54,732
Apparently!
812
00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:56,734
Which is great! I'm not
insulted.
813
00:53:56,734 --> 00:53:59,570
Just... honored to be a third
grader's hero.
814
00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:01,572
That's always what I wanted to
be-
815
00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:03,574
We're just leaders of the
jamboree apparently.
816
00:54:04,842 --> 00:54:06,844
Well, I'm gonna go ahead and set
up.
817
00:54:06,844 --> 00:54:08,846
Oh, do you think...
818
00:54:08,846 --> 00:54:11,282
Maybe you could do a little beat
box thing for me?
819
00:54:12,182 --> 00:54:15,119
Yea, I wrote some lines, I want
to try and make it seem like I
freestyle it
820
00:54:15,119 --> 00:54:17,121
On the live stream. Yea?
821
00:54:17,622 --> 00:54:19,624
You got it, man.
822
00:54:20,391 --> 00:54:22,393
Thanks, I'm gonna go set up.
823
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,202
*Robbie's phone vibrates*
824
00:54:46,484 --> 00:54:48,486
Hey.
825
00:54:48,486 --> 00:54:50,488
Hey...
826
00:54:50,488 --> 00:54:53,491
How'd your thing go-
I didn't hear from you last
night...
827
00:54:54,058 --> 00:54:56,060
Yea... I was out with Izzy...
828
00:54:58,095 --> 00:54:59,430
Yea?
829
00:54:59,430 --> 00:55:01,432
Yea.
830
00:55:03,468 --> 00:55:05,470
How was the thing?
831
00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:09,306
Good. Yea...
832
00:55:09,306 --> 00:55:11,642
I didn't really vibe with it
well, though.
833
00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:13,644
So probably won't be going back,
but..
834
00:55:15,446 --> 00:55:17,281
I think it'd be good for you to
just-
835
00:55:17,281 --> 00:55:19,283
I don't know. I didn't really
feel "right" about it, so...
836
00:55:19,584 --> 00:55:21,586
Maybe if you just tried again-
837
00:55:21,586 --> 00:55:23,588
Really wasn't a good fit.
838
00:55:26,957 --> 00:55:28,959
I have good news!
839
00:55:28,959 --> 00:55:30,961
Yes! Good news, great, what's
up?
840
00:55:31,028 --> 00:55:34,965
Do you remember "Sky Talent"?
That management group in the
city.
841
00:55:35,199 --> 00:55:36,467
Yes.
842
00:55:36,601 --> 00:55:38,603
Well...
843
00:55:39,136 --> 00:55:41,138
They sent a message to our
profile-
844
00:55:41,138 --> 00:55:42,373
Our profile?
845
00:55:42,373 --> 00:55:44,375
Yea, you're taking me down with
you, remember?
846
00:55:44,642 --> 00:55:48,145
They sent a message to our
profile, and they like the
content and
847
00:55:48,145 --> 00:55:50,147
Want to set up a meeting!
848
00:55:51,882 --> 00:55:54,519
That's... great.
849
00:55:55,319 --> 00:55:57,855
Can't tell... Look happy?
850
00:55:58,389 --> 00:56:00,391
Look something besides this?
851
00:56:01,392 --> 00:56:04,395
This is good news- Plus we have
that sponsored post coming up we
have to shoot...
852
00:56:05,029 --> 00:56:07,031
Don't wanna do that.
853
00:56:07,898 --> 00:56:10,334
Don't wanna do what?
854
00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:13,971
The post... or the meeting...
any of it.
855
00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:17,041
You're joking...
856
00:56:20,044 --> 00:56:22,046
Okay...
857
00:56:24,415 --> 00:56:26,417
So, I'm gonna go.
858
00:56:27,685 --> 00:56:30,421
Have a drink or two. Collect my
thoughts. And when I get back,
859
00:56:30,488 --> 00:56:32,723
You're gonna say "thank you so
much, babe!
860
00:56:32,723 --> 00:56:35,893
For always doing what's best for
my career, and trying to push it
forward.
861
00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:37,895
Okay? It'll be crazy.
862
00:56:46,937 --> 00:56:48,939
*"Bruh" is whispered in a deep
voice*
863
00:56:58,716 --> 00:57:00,384
No, no, no-
864
00:57:00,384 --> 00:57:01,752
Robbie: It's okay, dude!
865
00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:02,953
No, I do not want this-
866
00:57:02,953 --> 00:57:04,955
-Ah, but you need it-
No, what I need is-
867
00:57:04,955 --> 00:57:09,059
What you need, is to hear your
friend say... That it's not your
fault.
868
00:57:13,397 --> 00:57:15,399
But it is.
869
00:57:17,968 --> 00:57:21,271
And now you're here... and I'm
not.
870
00:57:23,741 --> 00:57:25,743
Did you do it on purpose?
871
00:57:26,410 --> 00:57:29,880
Take me back to that place, so
that I wouldn't be able to make
it to LA?
872
00:57:30,481 --> 00:57:32,983
Or maybe you thought something
would happen to you?
873
00:57:34,384 --> 00:57:36,386
You were the one who threw the
brick.
874
00:57:37,622 --> 00:57:39,624
You were the one who was
supposed to knock on that
875
00:57:39,624 --> 00:57:41,626
crazy fucker's door over and
over again.
876
00:57:43,093 --> 00:57:45,930
You knew something was wrong
with the guy.
877
00:57:47,498 --> 00:57:53,337
And this stupid prank, this shit
had "murdered by a crazy old guy
in the woods"
878
00:57:53,337 --> 00:57:55,339
Written all over it.
879
00:57:58,809 --> 00:58:02,279
Was it just some... pathetic
suicide attempt?
880
00:58:05,916 --> 00:58:07,918
Because you had the brick, too.
881
00:58:08,953 --> 00:58:10,955
You wanted him to fight back.
882
00:58:14,291 --> 00:58:16,293
Just went after the wrong guy, I
guess.
883
00:58:16,794 --> 00:58:19,363
Fuck, I mean it's not my fault
the black guy always dies in the
movie first-
884
00:58:19,429 --> 00:58:21,431
Oh my god-
-What, it's true!
885
00:58:21,465 --> 00:58:24,802
No. This is not a fucking movie.
886
00:58:24,835 --> 00:58:26,837
You sure?
887
00:58:27,337 --> 00:58:29,206
Murder,
888
00:58:29,206 --> 00:58:31,208
Angry ex's
889
00:58:32,176 --> 00:58:34,178
I mean, you always wanted to
entertain.
890
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:38,282
You're an asshole.
891
00:58:39,650 --> 00:58:42,152
Ha! You are.
892
00:58:46,056 --> 00:58:48,058
Robbie isn't even here.
893
00:58:53,964 --> 00:58:55,966
This is all you.
894
00:58:57,001 --> 00:58:59,804
Just crazy Tyler, having a
conversation with himself.
895
00:59:00,871 --> 00:59:02,873
Confronting his own demons.
896
00:59:04,909 --> 00:59:06,911
It's beautiful, really.
897
00:59:13,017 --> 00:59:15,019
So are you gonna finish what you
started?
898
00:59:58,362 --> 01:00:00,364
*Tyler sniffles off screen#
899
01:00:16,947 --> 01:00:26,924
I have made a severe and
continuous lapse in my
judgement.
900
01:00:28,592 --> 01:00:30,594
And I do not expect to be
forgiven.
901
01:00:30,594 --> 01:00:32,596
I am...
902
01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:39,436
I am simply here to apologize.
903
01:00:40,938 --> 01:00:42,940
And to...
904
01:00:45,810 --> 01:00:48,979
To... make amends...
905
01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:53,650
To try my best to...
906
01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:58,923
solve the problems that me and
everyone around me have been
having lately.
907
01:01:00,925 --> 01:01:02,927
And I was thinking, how do I do
that?
908
01:01:03,460 --> 01:01:05,462
How do I fix a problem-
909
01:01:06,330 --> 01:01:09,967
How do I fix a problem like...
fucking me?
910
01:01:12,937 --> 01:01:14,939
*Rebbeca knocks at door#
911
01:01:14,939 --> 01:01:16,941
*Rebbeca calls out to Tyler for
the rest of the live stream*
912
01:01:18,642 --> 01:01:21,545
And I know this is like so
fucking terrible
913
01:01:21,545 --> 01:01:24,281
It's just the worst fucking
thing anyone could do.
914
01:01:24,614 --> 01:01:29,219
It shits on this absolute gift
we've been given to live-
915
01:01:29,219 --> 01:01:32,890
and it shits on everyone around
us who has to pick up the pieces
after we're gone.
916
01:01:32,890 --> 01:01:34,892
*Rebbeca's knocks and screaming
grows louder*
917
01:01:42,499 --> 01:01:44,501
Wow...
918
01:01:44,501 --> 01:01:46,503
Everyone's right.
919
01:01:47,838 --> 01:01:49,840
I really am an asshole.
920
01:02:02,586 --> 01:02:04,588
Robbie?
921
01:02:13,998 --> 01:02:16,000
*Door opens#
922
01:02:20,270 --> 01:02:22,272
Rebbeca: Is the camera off?
923
01:02:22,272 --> 01:02:24,274
Tyler (chuckling): Yup.
924
01:02:27,377 --> 01:02:29,379
*Bruh sound effect#
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