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Previously on "Boston Legal"...
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I was referred to
a sex therapist, a surrogate.
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I'd like you to meet with her.
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I'm retired. I've remarried,
and my husband has problems
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with his wife being
a sexual surrogate. Te
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I-I'm sure you have a name,
but I'm not much interested.
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You scare me.
See me shudder?
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Take your clothes off.
I'll make you shudder.
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Do you think you could
maybe squeeze me in?
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I'm very sorry, but you
won't be making partner.
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Jerry Espenson deserves
to be made a partner.
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He's not a rainmaker, Alan.
He's toast, weird toast.
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Let me tell you something,
and you heard it here first.
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Okay.
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Obama's trouble with women
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has nothing to do
with the hillary supporters,
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most of whom are lesbians,
by the way,
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and you can quote me on that.
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I think I won't
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- it comes from Bill.
- Bill?
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See, he's been with
a lot of women.
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Left most of them with
a bad taste in their mouth.
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So, uh, Jerry,
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you and I are having a drink.
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What's the deal?
'Cause I think you're weird.
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Okay.
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I come up for partner
this fall, Mr. Crane.
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Call me Denny. No, don't.
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And when I do...
I expect your full support.
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Why would I want
a weird guy for a partner?
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Because I've earned it.
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And to get it.
I'm going to need your support.
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Here's my question to you...
do you really want it?
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Yes, I do.
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Cause being a partner
in a law firm
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isn't all cked up to be.
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But the moneths good,
right?
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Who are you?
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Oh, I'm part of the
neighborhood crime watch.
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The way this works is,
you watch, I commit the crime.
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Oh, my God.
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Now...
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nah, no, no.
There's no talking.
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You just give me
your watch and wallet now.
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Here's my problem...
you're black.
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Oh, Mr. Crane!
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What?
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I'm Denny Crane.
I'm a big shot.
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So am I.
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If you kill me,
the headline's gonna be,
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"black guy
kills white big shot,"
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and that's
the last thing we need
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when we're trying to elect an
African-American as president.
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Dear God.
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How about if I just blow
your brains out right now?
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That doesn't work for me.
Work for you?
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Denny, please.
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Hey...
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all right, all right, all right.
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Watch.
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Wallet.
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Gun.
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- Knee.
- Aah!
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- Right foot.
- Aah!
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- Left foot.
- Aah! Oh!
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Gah! Oh!
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Thank God for guns,
huh, Jerry?
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Only in America...
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sweet land of liberty valance.
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www.1000fr.com presents...
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Capture: FRM
Sync: FRS
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Are you all right?
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Of course I'm all...
why wouldn't I be all right?
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It was just an attempted
mugging and no...
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and you absolutely
had to shoot him.
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I shoot people all the time.
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You had to shoot him
three times.
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Uh, if you say so.
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In both feet.
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Mr. Crane?
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I told you everything
last night.
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Yes, and we
appreciate that sir
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but unfortunately, we haven't
en sent to get your statement.
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What is it then,
autograph?
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No, sir.
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I apologize,
but we're here to arrest you.
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Arrest me?!
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What's going on?
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Look, if it was up to me,
Mr. Crane here would...
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what are the charges?
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Possession of
a concealed firearm.
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Oh, please.
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You can't be serious.
This man was mugged.
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I realize that.
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I also realize
that his having a gun
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helped us catch a guy
we been lookin' for,
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but the law is the law,
and Mr. Crane broke it.
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Please place your hands
behind your back, sir.
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This is unbelievable.
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You have the right
to remain silent.
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I know my rights,
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and let me tell you,
I'm never silent.
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Everything about me
makes noise.
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I want those back
when we're done.
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Gnment is at ten:30.
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I'm on my way.
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Uh, he doesn't want you, Alan.
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Excuse me?
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He thinks you're too anti-gun.
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Oh.
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Did he say who he did want?
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Angelina Jolie,
but that's not going to happen.
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Carl, do you think
you could go?
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Me? I'm not pro-gun.
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Please.
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Alan.
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Joanna. Hello.
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Sorry to disturb.
I have a bit of an emergency.
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My ex-husband, uh,
he's trying to take my daughter.
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He says my being a sex surrogate
makes me an unfit mother.
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How old is she?
- 10.
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And I've only worked part-time
since she was born.
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I've been pretty much
stay-at-home.
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Have you had sole custody?
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No, split,
but he's going for sole.
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I wouldn't get
to have her at all.
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Okay, look, let me, set up
a meeting with his attorney...
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he can't win this, can he?
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Let me just talk...
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she's my little girl.
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Joanna,
you're not gonna lose her.
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"3-2-8-8-8..."
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"the commonwealth vs. Denny Crane,
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on the charge of possession
of a concealed we..."
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your honor, Carl Sack for the
defendant we'll waive the reading.
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For God sake,
what has he done now?
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What's he done, your honor,
is to have the temerity
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to defend himself
against an armed assailant.
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The charge is for possession
of a concealed firearm,
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not shooting.
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I have a constitutional right
to bear arms.
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Ask the supreme court.
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The supreme court did not
give him the right
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to conceal a firearm
without a carry permit.
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I got a note from dick cheney.
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Mr. Crane, you are accused
of breaking the law.
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You will stand trial.
Is that clear?
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Your honor, shouldn't you
recuse yourself?
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After all, I did tell you
to bite me that time.
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When?
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It was, uh... oh, come to think
of it, uh, now, actually.
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Bite me.
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You cannot, cannot, cannot,
cannot antagonize the judge.
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Oh, please.
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You know the jury will take
its cues from him.
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What's going on?
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We go to trial.
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Uh, Jerry.
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You'll be second chairing.
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- Won't I be a witness?
- I want you as cocounsel.
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Who's better to
clse than somebody
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who stared down
the barrel of the gun?
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- You want him to close?
- Why not?
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Denny, do you want
to get off or not?
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My place or yours?
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Bring the outfit.
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Denny, I'm not really
comfortable arguing this one.
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Jerry, you want
to make partner?
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You gotta take one
for the team.
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It's an unstable environment.
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She's a perv,
and we're not budging.
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Okay, first...
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and don't try any of your
disgusting strategiesie
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to unsettle me.
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Well, who's to say
what'sisgusting?
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I could offer to close my eyes
and suck on you
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as if you were
a giant love peach.
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I'm giving you 30 seconds
to state your case,
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and then I'm out the door.
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Emma...
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and don't call me
by my first name.
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Daniella's doing very well with
the current custody arrangement.
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She's healthy, happy,
very active.
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She gets straight a's
in school.
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Her er sells her body
as a sex worker.
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She is not a sex worker
she's a certified
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health professional
who offers sex surrogacy
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as one of many therapeutic
approaches to help people
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suffering with a dysfunction.
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I understand you were
one of her clients.
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Yes.
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She taught me several things
I'd love to pass on to you.
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Should we just get a room?
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Disgusting.
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Iook, we're talking about
a 10-year-old girl here.
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I can't have you around her.
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Martin, the shared custody...
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if you and I don't see
eye to eye,
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we can't make decisions
together.
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I'm afraid of your influence,
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of the impact
you might make on her.
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L-I-I just can't have it.
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We'll see you in court,
stud muffin.
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Whoa! Ooh, tenderloin.
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Tease.
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Your ex-husband will
testify first, then you.
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Okay.
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We'll try to avoid
having to call daniella,
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but she'll likely have to at least
talk to a judge in chambers.
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Okay.
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Joanna, it would take a lot
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for a judge to deny a mother
custody of any kind.
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Most mothers don't do
what I do.
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There's that.
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Alan...
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how are you doing?
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Me? Fine. Why?
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Just asking.
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Joanna, you never just ask.
What are you getting at?
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Well, your dialogue
with opposing counsel
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was especially aggressive...
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sexually aggressive.
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That was just
lawyer's gamesmanship.
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The language I heard was...
not simply for another lawyer.
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It was for a woman.
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Say what's on your mind,
joanna.
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Okay.
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Well, I've never
said it before,
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but there's a part of you
that's always been sexist.
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But now you seem to be
losing the ability,
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even the inclination,
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to connect with a woman
in a nonsexual way.
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What used to be a part
is becoming the whole.
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You know, given that
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your life with your daughter
is about to be decided,
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I would think the last thing
you'd want to do right now
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is to distract me.
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No, you're right.
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I apologize.
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Let's go.
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We pulled three guns
off him at the scene.
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Then when we went to
arrest him the next day,
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he had five more guns on him.
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He also had a little propane
thing that wasn't legal.
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A propane thing?
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Yeah, it was a device
strapped to his buttocks.
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Basically,
he could break wind
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and turn his ass
into a blowtorch.
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And did he have any
carry permits for these weapons?
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No, sir, he did not.
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What would have happened
had Mr. Crane not been armed?
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Objection.
Calls for spulation.
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Your honor, this officer
has 15 years experience
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with criminals and their conduct.
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He has foundation to speculate.
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I'll allow it.
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So how do you think
it would've gone down?
258
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I'm sure he would've been mugged.
259
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Possibly killed?
260
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Possibly,
but it's also possible...
261
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thank you, officer.
You've answered my question
262
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oh, one more thing,
officer, honestly,
263
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when you arrested Mr. Crane,
did you want to?
264
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Objection!
That one's sustained.
265
00:11:32,935 --> 00:11:34,900
Oh, your honor, if I may...
266
00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:35,865
what?
267
00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:38,700
By sustaining the objection,
the jury will never learn
268
00:11:38,735 --> 00:11:40,400
that the officer
really didn't want to arrest me,
269
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which he really
didn't want to do.
270
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:46,800
I'm sorry, but her sex job makes
her an inappropriate parent.
271
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Objection to the term "sex job."
272
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,965
It's inaccurate
and makes me giggle.
273
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:54,300
Mr. Shore, you turn this
courtroom into a playground,
274
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and I'm gonna come down there
and beat the crap outta you.
275
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Ms. Path, please.
276
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And while this would be
a call to action
277
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at any point
in daniella's life,
278
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it is of even more
pronounced concern
279
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at her current age, yes?
280
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Yes. Girls are entering puberty
earlier and earlier.
281
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This is a very
formative time for her.
282
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A time when her moral
283
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and behavioral foundations
are put into place
284
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about so many things,
about sex.
285
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Kids learn from what
their parents say,
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from what their parents do,
287
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even from their unsaid attitudes.
288
00:12:28,235 --> 00:12:31,065
In fact,
60% of 8 to 11 year olds
289
00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:33,065
say their mothers
are their number one resource
290
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for issues like sex, h.I.V.
And a.I.D.s., alcohol, drugs...
291
00:12:37,535 --> 00:12:39,800
aren't you a little
encyclopedic ball of fire?
292
00:12:39,835 --> 00:12:41,765
Mr. Shore, do I have to
come down there?
293
00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:44,050
Judge, I'm actually a fan
of corporal punishment,
294
00:12:44,085 --> 00:12:46,300
escially when it comes
from the rugged hands...
295
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,400
but hat's just me.
296
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:53,000
Ms. Path,
please continue.
297
00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:56,200
What's your main issue,
Martin?
298
00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:59,400
My ex-wife,
in doing what she does,
299
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:03,000
is giving daniella an excessivel
permissive take on sex.
300
00:13:03,035 --> 00:13:06,400
She's saying to my daughter,
"it's okay to be sexual
301
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with people you don't love
for money."
302
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:10,365
Studies show
303
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:13,700
that the more often parents
discuss sex with their kids
304
00:13:13,735 --> 00:13:15,765
in an open and
comfortable manner,
305
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the less likely the kids are
to have sex early and casually.
306
00:13:20,135 --> 00:13:21,565
This goes way
beyond discussion.
307
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:25,950
It's also been found
that the parent needs to
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initiate these exchanges,
uh, as 77% of teenagers
309
00:13:30,335 --> 00:13:31,800
simply don't know
how to bring it up.
310
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Shouldn't you
count yourself lucky
311
00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:36,000
that you have a trained
professional in the family,
312
00:13:36,035 --> 00:13:38,300
someone skilled...
a little too skilled.
313
00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:43,350
You were aware that jona
was a sex surrogate
314
00:13:43,385 --> 00:13:46,000
- when you married her?
- Well, yes, but...
315
00:13:46,035 --> 00:13:46,700
did it turn you on?
316
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Objection.
317
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Overruled.
318
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Did it turn you on?
319
00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:52,100
Once you become a parent,
you look at things differently.
320
00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:53,767
That's a yes,
it turned you on.
321
00:13:53,802 --> 00:13:55,365
I told her I wanted her to quit.
322
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,700
We wanted to start a family,
which we did,
323
00:13:57,735 --> 00:13:59,800
and she quit for a while,
324
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,800
but then she went back to work.
325
00:14:02,835 --> 00:14:04,765
Ah. So women
should only work
326
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,350
until they become
wives and mothers
327
00:14:06,385 --> 00:14:07,892
because that's
their real calling,
328
00:14:07,927 --> 00:14:09,365
and a career
is just something to do
329
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:12,500
until their real lives start,
which is mothering.
330
00:14:12,535 --> 00:14:15,365
I didn't ask her
to quit curing cancer...
331
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:18,600
or quit teaching kids
to be concert violinists.
332
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,700
I asked her to give up
the orgasm workshops.
333
00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:23,900
- Move to strike.
- Overruled.
334
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,300
Something bothering you,
Mr. Shore?
335
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,200
She threatened
to beat you up?
336
00:14:40,235 --> 00:14:40,965
Yes.
337
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,400
- The judge?
- Yes
338
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,400
and the lawyer.
She'd beat me up if she could.
339
00:14:44,435 --> 00:14:46,100
The little one
who slapped me around?
340
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:46,700
Yes.
341
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:48,500
She's a fiery number.
342
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,200
She'd wear you out
at night, I'll bet.
343
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,800
Denny, do you think
you and I are sexist?
344
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:55,665
Us?
345
00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:57,665
We do tend
to objectify women.
346
00:14:57,700 --> 00:15:00,100
They love that, Alan.
They'd be mad if you didn't.
347
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,700
Do you think you treat women
as your equal?
348
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,765
I'm Denny Crane.
349
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,500
There's no man my equal,
much less a woman.
350
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:08,500
Ah.
351
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,700
You know who the real sexists
are in this country, Alan?
352
00:15:11,735 --> 00:15:14,700
It's the women. It's the women
media who tore up hillary,
353
00:15:14,735 --> 00:15:16,165
women who criticized
her pantsuits,
354
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:21,200
said she wasn't pretty enough,
she should be softer, sexier.
355
00:15:21,235 --> 00:15:22,917
Me? Hell, just give me
the word,
356
00:15:22,952 --> 00:15:24,600
I'll throw her across my desk.
357
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:26,800
You're such a libertarian.
358
00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:27,565
Alan, you and I
359
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:30,450
are the last people
who could be called sexist.
360
00:15:30,485 --> 00:15:33,300
We love women, all women,
even the fat ones.
361
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,600
Hell, sometimes I even
prefer the fat ones.
362
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:39,300
What?
363
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,550
Talking is the predominant
element of surrogate therapy...
364
00:15:56,585 --> 00:16:00,100
um, sharing information,
providing emotional support,
365
00:16:00,135 --> 00:16:01,865
devising coping skills.
366
00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:05,200
There are nonerotic
body awareness exercises,
367
00:16:05,235 --> 00:16:08,167
sensory explorations
and relaxation techniques.
368
00:16:08,202 --> 00:16:11,100
And yet, these folks
depict you as a strumpet
369
00:16:11,135 --> 00:16:12,965
with a plaque on the wall.
370
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,500
Less than 15% of my time
with clients
371
00:16:15,535 --> 00:16:18,367
is spent engaging
in sexual activities.
372
00:16:18,402 --> 00:16:21,165
The goal is to reorient,
to reeducate
373
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:24,100
so that intimacy is possible,
comfortable and healthy.
374
00:16:24,135 --> 00:16:26,700
But is it primarily about
sexual technique?
375
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:29,100
It's primarily about intimacy,
376
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,900
which often goes
way deeper than sex.
377
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:35,200
Some women are self-loathing
and use sex as an affirmation,
378
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,200
which, of cose,
completely backfires.
379
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,065
I have many men
who love their wives,
380
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:43,300
but nevertheless,
hate women on some level.
381
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,865
Uh... and...
382
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:53,700
you went back to work
after your divorce because?
383
00:16:53,735 --> 00:16:55,900
I was eager to be an example
to my daughter
384
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,500
of an independent,
self-sufficient woman.
385
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000
For the most part,
th went very well.
386
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:07,300
Would you like to explain that
little personal shot at me?
387
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,165
Excuse me?
388
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,465
That comment about
men hating women?
389
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,865
That comment wasn't
somewhat directed at me?
390
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:15,900
No. I have many male clients
who are repulsed by feminism.
391
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,800
It had nothing to do
with you, Alan.
392
00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:19,400
But the fact
that it hit a nerve is...
393
00:17:19,435 --> 00:17:20,467
of course it hit a nerve!
394
00:17:20,502 --> 00:17:21,751
You've got my antennae up.
395
00:17:21,786 --> 00:17:22,965
Then ask yourself why.
396
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,465
Joanna, I am not one of
those men
397
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:27,800
who hates women
or is repulsed by feminism.
398
00:17:27,835 --> 00:17:29,800
- I know that.
- I'm not. I'm...
399
00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:38,200
Iook, do you want me
to win your daughter back?
400
00:17:38,235 --> 00:17:38,765
I do.
401
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,400
Then don't
unsettle me with...
402
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,300
you know, Alan, you once
told me, when you meet a woman,
403
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:50,965
the first question
you ask yourself is,
404
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,600
"would I or wouldn't I,
and how would it be?"
405
00:17:52,635 --> 00:17:53,465
That's the first question
406
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,000
every heterosexual male
asks himself.
407
00:17:55,035 --> 00:17:56,100
We're built that way.
408
00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,300
And for your information,
it's now more like
409
00:18:00,335 --> 00:18:02,300
the third or fourth question
I ask myself.
410
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,400
That doesn't mean
I hate women.
411
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,600
When I knocked on your door
the other day, you said hello
412
00:18:07,635 --> 00:18:09,100
and mentally undressed me
in a heartbeat.
413
00:18:09,135 --> 00:18:12,400
I do that
with all... people.
414
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,100
You looked fantastic.
415
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:21,350
The guy pulled a gun on me.
I pulled mine on him.
416
00:18:21,385 --> 00:18:23,600
Yes. The issue here isn't
self-defense so much as...
417
00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:24,800
but it was self-defense.
418
00:18:24,835 --> 00:18:25,165
Absolutely.
419
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,600
I mean,
if I didn't have my gun...
420
00:18:26,635 --> 00:18:27,965
- you'd be dead. Finis
- gone.
421
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,600
- I had to shoot, saved my life.
- Boom
422
00:18:29,635 --> 00:18:30,365
and Jerry's.
423
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,200
Didn't shoot to kill.
424
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:31,765
Just to wound.
425
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,600
- Took a knee. Boom and boom.
- And two feet. Boom
426
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:37,500
objection!
You think this is funny?
427
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,965
Funny uh, did you
have a chuckle
428
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,900
the last time somebody
pulled a gun on you?
429
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:45,600
This case is about concealing
a handgun on the person,
430
00:18:45,635 --> 00:18:47,165
not about self-defense.
431
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,065
That doesn't mean
we can ignore the reality
432
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:51,600
that if Mr. Crane didn't have
his concealed weapon...
433
00:18:51,635 --> 00:18:54,100
- dead. Finis. Boom.
- Gone. Boom. And boom.
434
00:18:54,135 --> 00:18:55,367
Objection!
435
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:56,600
Stop it!
436
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:01,050
You think you have
a constitutional right
437
00:19:01,085 --> 00:19:03,000
to conceal a weapon
without a carry permit?
438
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:04,800
I have a right
to keep a gun at home.
439
00:19:04,835 --> 00:19:05,800
The court says so.
440
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,065
You were on the street.
441
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:10,500
A man's home is where his
heart is. In my case, the penis.
442
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:12,800
Do you have any idea how many
people die from gun violence
443
00:19:12,835 --> 00:19:13,365
in this country?
444
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,600
Yeah, yeah. Let's make a law...
no carrying guns.
445
00:19:15,635 --> 00:19:17,117
I'm sure the criminals
will obey it.
446
00:19:17,152 --> 00:19:18,565
Show me where
the constitution says
447
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,665
you can walk the streets
armed without a carry permit.
448
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:25,200
The constitution says whatever
the supreme court says it says.
449
00:19:25,235 --> 00:19:26,867
As for what
the supreme court says,
450
00:19:26,902 --> 00:19:28,500
that all depends
on who's president.
451
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:29,265
Move to strike.
452
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,765
You don't have to be
a legal genius to know
453
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,600
that if you've got a president
in office who likes guns
454
00:19:33,635 --> 00:19:36,100
and a vice president
who likes to hunt...
455
00:19:36,135 --> 00:19:37,865
lawyers and quail
456
00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:40,300
and a supreme court justice
who hunts with him,
457
00:19:40,335 --> 00:19:41,900
you're gonna have
a constitutional right
458
00:19:41,935 --> 00:19:43,900
to shoot bad guys in the knee.
459
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:56,600
I swear to you, the man
doesn't have alzheimer's.
460
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,400
He uses the mad cow as an excuse
to do whatever the hell he wants,
461
00:20:00,435 --> 00:20:03,200
whether it's dropping his pants
or shooting people.
462
00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:04,365
He had a pet scan.
463
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,300
It showed
he has plaque on his brain.
464
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:07,100
Says who?
465
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,600
He's Denny Crane. You don't
think he could rig a pet scan?
466
00:20:09,635 --> 00:20:11,100
I'm telling you,
the man knows what he's doing.
467
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,000
Is he going to win here?
468
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:18,200
That I don't know.
We don't really have a defense.
469
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,265
Can you...
470
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:23,600
explain the wisdom
in letting Jerry clo???
471
00:20:23,635 --> 00:20:24,865
Denny's wisdom.
472
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:26,700
Since Jerry was also a victim,
473
00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:30,100
he's most able to put the jury
in Denny's shoes that night.
474
00:20:30,135 --> 00:20:31,200
Shirley.
475
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,500
Carl.
476
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,500
Shirley, um,
477
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:38,300
do you find me terribly sexist?
478
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,200
This isn't funny.
479
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:43,800
Answer the question.
480
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:49,100
Befo I respond, could you
answer a question for me?
481
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,600
Are you finished fiddling
with my cheerleader outfit?
482
00:20:53,635 --> 00:20:55,200
L-I...
483
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:56,300
that's just...
484
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,700
a textile fetish.
485
00:20:58,735 --> 00:20:59,900
Alan.
486
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:03,200
I respect women,
every part of a woman.
487
00:21:03,235 --> 00:21:05,300
I'd say especially the parts.
488
00:21:05,335 --> 00:21:06,500
That's right. So...
489
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000
that isn't true, Shirley.
490
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:11,065
Is it?
491
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:15,500
Alan, you know you are
an iconic letch.
492
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:16,765
If I make you feel any better,
493
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:19,400
sometimes even I like
being ogled by you.
494
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,200
So do I.
495
00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:24,700
I think the problem
you're having is...
496
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:28,500
you feel reduced by the label.
497
00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:30,465
You're not a simple man.
498
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,665
You're extremely complicated,
499
00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:35,700
brilliant, funny, profoundly layered,
500
00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:39,600
but fundamentally, you are, an...
501
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,500
incorrigible, irrepressible dog...
502
00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:47,800
with a textile fetish.
503
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,800
I love this place.
504
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:20,400
Jerry?
505
00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:22,200
Denny.
506
00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:24,600
What are you doing?
507
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,600
Standing on my desk.
508
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,900
For any particular reason?
509
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:33,100
I'm having an
out-of-body experience.
510
00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:37,900
I'm looking down on myself
as I deliver my compelling closing.
511
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,300
Come on off the desk there, big fella.
512
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,300
Here, come to pa??
513
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:49,700
You want to do well here,
don't you?
514
00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:50,265
I do.
515
00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:53,400
'Cause lawyers who get me off
tend to make partner,
516
00:22:53,435 --> 00:22:55,100
especially women lawyers.
517
00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:57,000
Stop laughing, Jerry.
518
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:02,500
I notice you twiddling
the wooden cigarette.
519
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,400
Makes you feel confident, does it?
520
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:05,600
It helps.
521
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,200
Iook what I got here.
522
00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:10,750
A wooden cigar.
523
00:23:10,785 --> 00:23:11,800
It's yours...
524
00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:15,200
if you do a good job,
525
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,100
and by doing a good job, Jerry,
526
00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:18,665
you personally can ensure
527
00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:22,100
that every American has the right,
the privilege of carrying a gun.
528
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,900
How many lawyers
have that opportunity...
529
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:27,900
truly, Jerry?
530
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,600
Does your mom ever bring
any of her clients home?
531
00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:35,465
No.
532
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:39,900
Daniella, what exactly do you know
about your mother's job?
533
00:23:39,935 --> 00:23:42,165
L-I know she's a sexual surrogate.
534
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:45,100
And you know what
a sexual surrogate does?
535
00:23:45,135 --> 00:23:47,300
She treats people with, like...
536
00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:51,100
sex problems
and problems trusting and stuff.
537
00:23:51,135 --> 00:23:54,265
And you know the nature
of that treatment?
538
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:57,200
She talks to them,
sometimes she has sex with them.
539
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,000
How do you feel about that?
540
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,100
I don't know. Um...
541
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,500
o-okay, I guess. I mean...
542
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:10,200
it's a little weird, but it's her job.
543
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:13,050
Daniella, can you tell me
a little bit about
544
00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:15,600
what life is like
at home with your mother?
545
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,365
It's...
546
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,700
I don't know, normal, I guess.
547
00:24:19,735 --> 00:24:21,300
Um, it's home.
548
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,900
And what do you
and your mom do together?
549
00:24:23,935 --> 00:24:25,467
Lots of stuff. We like to hike.
550
00:24:25,502 --> 00:24:27,000
We like to play a lot of games...
551
00:24:27,035 --> 00:24:28,700
you know, hearts, monopoly.
552
00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:31,400
She's one of the coaches
on my soccer team.
553
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,300
But mostly, she kinda nags me
to do my homework
554
00:24:34,335 --> 00:24:36,400
and stop playing "guitar hero."
555
00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:39,900
Do you ever talk about
your mother's job with her?
556
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,300
Sometimes.
557
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:42,600
Daniella,
558
00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:46,800
I know this is an unfair question,
but I am going to ask it.
559
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:54,500
Do you have a feeling about living either
mostly with your mom or your dad?
560
00:24:56,500 --> 00:25:00,700
We are a nation of laws,
and Mr. Crane broke the law.
561
00:25:00,735 --> 00:25:04,900
He carried a ccealed weapon...
eight of them, actually.
562
00:25:04,935 --> 00:25:07,365
He has no defense
nor has he offered one.
563
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:12,500
His only play would be
to challenge the existing law.
564
00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:16,800
He no doubt thinks the recent
supreme court ruling empowers him.
565
00:25:16,835 --> 00:25:18,100
It does not.
566
00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:21,400
The ruling said that an individual
has the right to bear arms.
567
00:25:21,435 --> 00:25:24,367
It does not say he has a right
to conceal them,
568
00:25:24,402 --> 00:25:27,300
nor does it hold
that the stah@ can't impose??
569
00:25:27,335 --> 00:25:29,800
?? Onable restrictions
on that right.
570
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,400
And this restriction is very reasonable.
571
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:37,300
30,000 americans are killed
by guns every year.
572
00:25:37,335 --> 00:25:38,665
To put that in perspective,
573
00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:43,800
we have lost close to 4,000 soldiers
in iraq during the war.
574
00:25:43,835 --> 00:25:46,165
Kids are killed on the street
walking to school.
575
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,900
People are shot dead in their houses,
their places of work.
576
00:25:48,935 --> 00:25:50,465
Do we really need another virginia tech
577
00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:54,400
to realize that this country
has a problem which is epidemic?
578
00:25:54,435 --> 00:25:58,200
There are now more firearms
in homes than pets.
579
00:25:58,235 --> 00:26:00,565
Does the defense
really mean to suggest
580
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:05,000
that folks be allowed to walk
around concealing their firearms?
581
00:26:05,035 --> 00:26:07,900
Or is it just that Denny Crane
is above the law?
582
00:26:07,935 --> 00:26:08,900
Or maybe,
583
00:26:09,300 --> 00:26:14,265
as his testimony suggests,
it's all in good fun.
584
00:26:14,300 --> 00:26:21,100
Why be so concerned about
something as trivial as human life?
585
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:37,300
Jerry, you have to get up now.
586
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,765
Human life? Human life?
587
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,800
Can we just please dispense
with the human life jingle?
588
00:26:47,835 --> 00:26:50,765
It's so boring. Of course
we're all pro-human life.
589
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:55,200
Show of hands. How many in favor
of people not being dead?
590
00:26:56,900 --> 00:27:00,165
But let's face it.
We love guns.
591
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,700
Go to the movies, for
Pete's sake, turn on your TV.
592
00:27:02,735 --> 00:27:05,165
We're a pistol-totin',
gun-lovin' people.
593
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:08,100
Remember, we started this country
with the shot heard round the world,
594
00:27:08,135 --> 00:27:10,400
not a egislation." am I right?
595
00:27:10,900 --> 00:27:14,500
Look, Denny Crane
is a lawyer himself, a scholar.
596
00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:16,965
In fact, if there are two legal minds
597
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,065
that were ever in perfect sync
in this country,
598
00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:23,065
it would be those of
antonin scalia and Denny Crane.
599
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:26,600
Check their d.n. A...
twins separated at birth, I tell you...
600
00:27:26,635 --> 00:27:28,165
Denny and Tony,
Tony and Denny.
601
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,200
Can you imagine ����y Crane
on the supreme court?
602
00:27:31,235 --> 00:27:34,200
Wow. Scalia, roberts, Thomas,
alito and Crane...
603
00:27:34,235 --> 00:27:35,900
talk about birds of a feather.
604
00:27:35,935 --> 00:27:37,465
?? Y, what are you doing?
605
00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:40,400
What am I doing? I'm celebrating
the actions of my client.
606
00:27:40,435 --> 00:27:43,300
I'm acknowledging that he,
along with the supreme court...
607
00:27:43,335 --> 00:27:44,765
not all, but the big five...
608
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:47,350
are smarter than any other
supreme court we've ever had.
609
00:27:47,385 --> 00:27:50,292
I mean, no other supreme court
in our 200-year history
610
00:27:50,327 --> 00:27:53,200
could find a right to bear arms
for nonmilitary purposes,
611
00:27:53,235 --> 00:27:55,365
but suddenly... presto!
612
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:58,200
Thank God for the big five,
I tell you.
613
00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:02,965
"A well regulated militia
614
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,265
"being necessary to
the security of a free state,
615
00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:09,300
"the right of the people to keep
and bear arms shall not be infringed."
616
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:15,700
It turns out the trick is
to just ignore the first 13 words.
617
00:28:18,100 --> 00:28:18,865
Home free.
618
00:28:18,900 --> 00:28:22,900
See, big Tony calls this
"the prefatory clause."
619
00:28:22,935 --> 00:28:24,900
Prefatory...
I guess that means "worthless."
620
00:28:24,935 --> 00:28:29,300
And this is the operative clause.
621
00:28:29,335 --> 00:28:30,365
Of course.
622
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,900
All this nonsense about the right being
necessary for a well regulated militia,
623
00:28:33,935 --> 00:28:38,500
they put that in for fun,
those founding father jokesters.
624
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,800
We weren't supposed to actually
take this part seriously.
625
00:28:40,835 --> 00:28:43,067
How could all those
stupid supreme courts
626
00:28:43,102 --> 00:28:45,265
over the last 200 years
have fallen for that?
627
00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:47,300
- May I have a word with cocounsel...
- no, you may not.
628
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,100
And enough with this "we're
a nati of laws" crapola.
629
00:28:51,135 --> 00:28:53,100
Please, we're a nation of politics.
630
00:28:53,135 --> 00:28:54,265
Am I right? Am I right?
631
00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:57,100
The laws are simply devices
to serve our ideologies.
632
00:28:57,135 --> 00:28:57,965
For example, this court,
633
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,750
which is the smartest
in the history of the world,
634
00:29:00,785 --> 00:29:03,465
trumpeted individual liberties
to protect guns??
635
00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:06,800
But as for individual liberties
for criminal defendants?
636
00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:08,065
Who needs 'em?
637
00:29:08,100 --> 00:29:09,865
And then in the guant�namo case,
638
00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:12,150
big Tony said individual
liberties be damned
639
00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:14,365
when it means more human lives
might be lost,
640
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,100
but in the gun's case, it's hail,
hail individual liberties,
641
00:29:17,135 --> 00:29:18,900
even though mo human lives
might be lost.
642
00:29:18,935 --> 00:29:19,965
That's consistent.
643
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,500
See, big Tony knows the score.
644
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,900
Iook to your politics.
645
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,800
That'll tell you what the law is.
646
00:29:27,835 --> 00:29:28,665
Jerry.
647
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:29,865
Pipe down, sacky-boy.
648
00:29:29,900 --> 00:29:32,265
These are smart judges,
these supreemies.
649
00:29:32,300 --> 00:29:36,900
And, boy, once we got the newbies,
roberts and alito, the preemies...
650
00:29:37,100 --> 00:29:39,765
the possibilities are just boundless.
651
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,500
They don't have to be bound by the
constitution or the founding fathers.
652
00:29:43,535 --> 00:29:46,800
Seems they'rt even bound
by their ownrinciples.
653
00:29:46,835 --> 00:29:47,700
Jerry.
654
00:29:47,900 --> 00:29:48,900
Consider...
655
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:53,200
they always say political questions
should be decided by elected officials,
656
00:29:53,235 --> 00:29:55,765
but as for guns... nuh-uh!
657
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:59,400
They say we need to pay close attention
to the precise words in the constitution,
658
00:29:59,435 --> 00:30:01,965
but for guns... nuh-uh!
659
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,600
They say they dicial activism,??
660
00:30:04,635 --> 00:30:07,165
But when it comes to guns...
nuh-uh!
661
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,065
Don't you just love
these preemies? Mccain does.
662
00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:12,865
He wanfjo go out and find
more judges exactly like t??
663
00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:16,000
He's a smarty-pants, too, that mccain.
He knows how to become president.
664
00:30:16,035 --> 00:30:19,400
He once cosponsored a Bill
closing the gun show loophole.
665
00:30:19,435 --> 00:30:21,465
But now? Nuh-uh!
666
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:24,465
He now believes the second
amendment means no gun control.
667
00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:27,400
That might make him even smarter
than big Tony and the preemies.
668
00:30:27,435 --> 00:30:29,265
And obama, he's no dummy.
669
00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:33,400
He once took a stand on firearms,
but in his blueprint for change...
670
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:34,700
nada,
671
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,300
nothing on gun control.
672
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,600
I guess we don't need
that much change.
673
00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:41,600
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
you cannot convict Denny Crane.
674
00:30:41,635 --> 00:30:44,400
If anything,
this man should behoanonized.
675
00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:46,200
Oh, don't you love that word?
Canonized.
676
00:30:46,235 --> 00:30:47,365
Sounds like a big gun.
677
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,100
Show of hands,
how many are titillated?
678
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,165
Denny Crane, like big Tony,
like the preemies,
679
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:53,900
he doesn't look at the meaning
of the constit cn and say why.
680
00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:57,200
He sees meanings that never were
681
00:30:57,235 --> 00:30:59,400
and says why not?
682
00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:01,665
My client is a real American...
683
00:31:01,700 --> 00:31:04,365
flag on his lapel,
gun in his pants.
684
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,565
He shoots bad guys.
Boom, boom. Boom, boom.
685
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,200
There is nothing more red,
white and blue than him,
686
00:31:10,235 --> 00:31:12,700
a man who knows,
as does our president,
687
00:31:12,735 --> 00:31:14,300
as do the big five...
688
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:20,000
human life is simply no match
for a gun.
689
00:31:32,700 --> 00:31:34,000
What the hell was that?!
690
00:31:34,035 --> 00:31:35,265
Was I not compelling?
691
00:31:35,300 --> 00:31:37,365
You just sent him to jail.
692
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,565
What could possibly possess you?
693
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:42,200
You did, for starters. You said
to give Denny what he needs.
694
00:31:42,235 --> 00:31:43,700
He needed to lose.
695
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,400
He needed to lose.
696
00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:47,600
- And you made that decision?
- Denny did.
697
00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:54,300
Carl, my friend, the trick to
changing a law is not to beat it,
698
00:31:54,335 --> 00:31:55,400
but to get beat.
699
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,000
Then you can appeal
to a court that can change it.
700
00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:00,465
What are you talking about?
701
00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:04,700
The Massachusetts legislature
is never gonna let us pack pistols.
702
00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:07,300
You gotta get it
to the supreme court.
703
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:09,600
They'll take care of it.
704
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:10,965
You can't be serious.
705
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:15,100
You want to lose so you can
appeal to the supreme court?
706
00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:18,000
Jey, my boy,
707
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,600
let me present you a wooden cigar.
708
00:32:22,300 --> 00:32:23,700
You earned it, my friend.
709
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,000
Thank you.
710
00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:31,865
I'm a professional woman.
I have kids.
711
00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:35,600
They understand what I do.
They ask me about my work.
712
00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:39,300
They're proud to have me
come to their school for career day.
713
00:32:39,700 --> 00:32:42,200
And when I get this paycheck,
714
00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:43,665
they can feel coident
715
00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:47,900
that it doesn't represent one
minute of me engaging in a sex act.
716
00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:50,500
Will this be the case for daniella?
717
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,765
What's in her best interests?
718
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:57,600
Daniella's best interests
lie with her father.
719
00:32:58,100 --> 00:33:00,965
Let's not be outfoxed
by the fancy talk
720
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:05,000
and therapy-jargonized argument
of Ms. Monroe and her sleazy lawyer
721
00:33:05,035 --> 00:33:08,500
and allow daniella
to be exposed to a woman
722
00:33:08,535 --> 00:33:11,165
who employs questionable philosophies
723
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:15,300
and unfit moral practices
in her chosen career.
724
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,165
The general laws
of Massachusetts state that
725
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:21,750
custody of a child includes
the right and responsibility
726
00:33:21,785 --> 00:33:25,300
to see to the child's welfare
and make major decisions
727
00:33:25,335 --> 00:33:29,767
about his or her education
and medical care
728
00:33:29,802 --> 00:33:34,200
and emotional, moral
and religious development.
729
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:39,200
Give daniella's father sole custody.
730
00:33:47,300 --> 00:33:49,000
Don't make me hit you.
731
00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:55,365
There was an incident
in a shopping mall recently
732
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:59,500
that incited a storm of protests
and was well-covered by the media.
733
00:33:59,535 --> 00:34:02,967
Apparently a woman was
thrown out of a lingerie store
734
00:34:03,002 --> 00:34:06,901
because while she was sitting
next to a mannequin
735
00:34:06,936 --> 00:34:10,800
that was wearing only a thong
and a peekaboo bra,
736
00:34:10,835 --> 00:34:13,200
the woman started
to breastfeed her baby.
737
00:34:13,235 --> 00:34:14,965
Meanwhile, back in the capital,
738
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:19,165
attorney general John ashcroft
had mammoth drapes
739
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:24,600
purchased to obscure two statues in the
great hall of the department of justice
740
00:34:24,635 --> 00:34:28,100
because the female statue,
spirit of justice,
741
00:34:28,135 --> 00:34:29,965
has one breast uncovered
742
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,100
and the male statue, majesty of law,
743
00:34:33,135 --> 00:34:35,767
is bare-chested and wears a loincloth.
744
00:34:35,802 --> 00:34:38,365
- What is your point?
- My point is,
745
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:43,700
this country has a profoundly
paradoxical relationship with sex.
746
00:34:43,735 --> 00:34:45,765
We damn infidelity,
747
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,400
but our presidents have had
extramarital affairs
748
00:34:48,435 --> 00:34:49,865
in and out of the white house.
749
00:34:49,900 --> 00:34:53,100
The mistress keeping
and rendezvousing of f.d.r.,
750
00:34:53,135 --> 00:34:54,865
I.b.j., Billy Bob Clinton
751
00:34:54,900 --> 00:34:58,565
and grand champ j.f.k. Are legendary,
752
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,600
and other than the politically
motivated impeachiim of Billy Bob,
753
00:35:01,635 --> 00:35:02,265
we went with it.
754
00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:05,300
We didn't say you've engaged in
inappropriate sexual behavior
755
00:35:05,335 --> 00:35:08,700
our culture finds inexcusable,
so give up your children.
756
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,500
And by the way,
when it comes to our children,
757
00:35:11,535 --> 00:35:14,317
we've entirely lost our heads.
758
00:35:14,352 --> 00:35:17,065
When parents were surveyed about
759
00:35:17,100 --> 00:35:21,100
what they found most offensive
in their kids' video games,
760
00:35:21,135 --> 00:35:25,067
a man and a woman having sex
came in first as most offensive,
761
00:35:25,102 --> 00:35:29,000
beating out graphically severed
human head, which came in third.
762
00:35:29,035 --> 00:35:30,865
And yet we have
more and more women
763
00:35:30,900 --> 00:35:33,400
proudly declaring
to their friends over coffee,
764
00:35:33,435 --> 00:35:35,700
"I'm a milf
at my kid's high school."
765
00:35:35,735 --> 00:35:38,165
M-I-l-f...
mother I'd like to...
766
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,200
forgive me for speaking
this way in court.
767
00:35:40,235 --> 00:35:41,365
Evidently, we've decided,
768
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,200
instead of our traditional
desexing of mothers,
769
00:35:44,235 --> 00:35:45,865
we now need to sex them up a bit.
770
00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:49,100
Just talk about the fitness
of this mother.
771
00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:52,465
Joanna is a wonderful mother.
772
00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:55,765
And part of her job
is to help people
773
00:35:55,800 --> 00:36:00,100
find some semblance of order
in this paralyzing mess,
774
00:36:00,135 --> 00:36:02,865
to help people find some clarity.
775
00:36:02,900 --> 00:36:06,900
In today's world, we should
all be assigned someone
776
00:36:06,935 --> 00:36:10,900
to help us navigate the waters
of sex and sexism,
777
00:36:10,935 --> 00:36:13,400
because it's so easy to get lost,
778
00:36:13,435 --> 00:36:17,100
so woefully, woefully lost.
779
00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:20,250
We need to bring sex
out of the dark shadows
780
00:36:20,285 --> 00:36:22,800
where it can get twisted
and torqued and...
781
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,800
we think nothing of using sex
to sell products
782
00:36:27,835 --> 00:36:31,165
or movies,
television shows, magazines,
783
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:36,800
but when someone is addressing sex
in a real, true, honest way,
784
00:36:36,835 --> 00:36:39,900
that's immoral?
That's inappropriate?
785
00:36:39,935 --> 00:36:40,965
That's unfit?
786
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,865
All right, you win.
787
00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:45,065
I am maintaining dual custody.
788
00:36:45,100 --> 00:36:48,200
Well, if you don't mind, I'd still
like to finish what I have to say.
789
00:36:48,235 --> 00:36:49,165
No.
790
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:53,000
Mr. Monroe, what she does
is clearly unconventional,
791
00:36:53,035 --> 00:36:56,667
but there is no sign that
it's an unstable environment,
792
00:36:56,702 --> 00:37:00,300
and there's no evidence
that your ex-wife is unfit.
793
00:37:00,335 --> 00:37:03,100
Therefore, we are adjourned.
794
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:05,300
Thank you, your honor.
795
00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:06,400
Yes.
796
00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:08,100
Thank you, Alan.
797
00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:21,865
Will it go straight
to the supreme court?
798
00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:23,900
Well, no. You'd have to
lose at the appeals court.
799
00:37:23,935 --> 00:37:25,765
Then you'd have to lose again
with the s.j.c.
800
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,700
But not to worry. Jerry's
closing will get the job done.
801
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:32,400
Mr. Foreman, you have
reached a unanimous verdict?
802
00:37:32,435 --> 00:37:34,265
- We have, your honor.
- What say you?
803
00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:37,500
"In the matter"of the commonwealth
of Massachusetts vs. Denny Crane
804
00:37:37,535 --> 00:37:40,700
"on the charge of carrying
a concealed firearm without a permit,
805
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,900
we the jury find the defendant,
Denny Crane,
806
00:37:43,935 --> 00:37:44,900
not guilty."
807
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:45,765
We won?
808
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:48,200
- What?!
- Your honor, we appeal.
809
00:37:48,235 --> 00:37:50,600
You can't appeal an acquittal.
810
00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:52,400
You're the defendant.
811
00:37:52,435 --> 00:37:54,100
This isn't right.
812
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:55,300
What happened?
813
00:37:55,335 --> 00:37:56,200
Sorry, Denny.
814
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,800
Guess you can't lose 'em all.
815
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:01,000
I can't lose any.
816
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,400
You really had your hopes up.
817
00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:11,000
Well, it's one thing to be an icon...
818
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,200
but to be a cause c�l�bre...
819
00:38:16,300 --> 00:38:17,500
a martyr even...
820
00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:21,000
the idea of famous Hollywood people
wearing a button...
821
00:38:21,035 --> 00:38:22,565
"free Denny"...
822
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,600
I don't think Hollywood types
wear buttons for gun nuts.
823
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,900
You actually think
I'm a nut to carry a gun?
824
00:38:27,935 --> 00:38:29,265
To carry five all at once?
825
00:38:29,300 --> 00:38:31,500
Yes, Denny. That raises you
to lunatic status.
826
00:38:31,535 --> 00:38:33,800
Oh, and you would never own one.
827
00:38:33,835 --> 00:38:34,665
I didn't say that.
828
00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:36,900
You're afraid to even
hold one, you girl, you.
829
00:38:36,935 --> 00:38:39,400
I have one, in a safe at home.
830
00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:41,500
A.38.
831
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:43,800
- You have a.38?
- Yes.
832
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:45,800
I see nothing wrong with that.
833
00:38:46,300 --> 00:38:48,265
I see a lot wrong with assault weapons
834
00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:50,700
and people walking around
like you, with guns.
835
00:38:50,735 --> 00:38:51,800
Have you ever shot it?
836
00:38:51,900 --> 00:38:53,400
Just target practice.
837
00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:56,100
I can't fathom a liberal
like you owning a gun.
838
00:38:58,100 --> 00:39:00,265
That's one of the problems
in this country.
839
00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:02,900
We have two camps... those that
like guns and those that don't.
840
00:39:02,935 --> 00:39:03,865
Why can't there be a middle?
841
00:39:03,900 --> 00:39:06,900
Why can't we say okay to guns
and okay to gun legislation?
842
00:39:06,935 --> 00:39:09,165
Why does it make someone
a pinko-liberal-girl
843
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:14,000
if he supports background checks
and bans on assault weapons?
844
00:39:14,035 --> 00:39:16,300
That's a sexist remark.
You realize that?
845
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,065
What?
846
00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:19,000
"A pinko-liberal-girl."
847
00:39:19,035 --> 00:39:20,900
Girls can like guns.
848
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:23,300
Never mind.
849
00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:25,800
Just let me drink.
850
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:27,800
Fine.
851
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,000
I am sexist.
852
00:39:33,700 --> 00:39:36,600
When I see a woman,
my first thoughts are sexual.
853
00:39:37,100 --> 00:39:39,365
It's not that I don't
respect her intelligence,
854
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,200
it's not that I wouldn't want
a woman to be president,
855
00:39:42,300 --> 00:39:43,665
I'll even admit to the possibility
856
00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:47,900
that women are emotionally
and intellectually superior to men,
857
00:39:47,935 --> 00:39:52,100
but I cannot deny,
there's a part of me that...
858
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:57,200
sees a woman as this big,
human mitten,
859
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,600
perfectly designed to keep my cockles
warm on a cold, winter's night.
860
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,400
Oh, Alan. It's cultural.
861
00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:08,900
It's biological. And...
862
00:40:09,300 --> 00:40:10,300
it's fun.
863
00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:16,150
There are many ways
men go dead as they age.
864
00:40:16,185 --> 00:40:20,165
One way, they start incorporating
all thlearned,
865
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:23,400
politically correct behavior
and thoughts into who they are,
866
00:40:23,435 --> 00:40:25,500
and in the process,
deny what they are.
867
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,350
What are we?
868
00:40:27,385 --> 00:40:28,500
Animals.
869
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,100
Today's evolved men
talk to each other about
870
00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:34,600
politics and kids and education.
871
00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:37,800
They talk about anything
and everything,
872
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,300
and yet are profoundly lonely. Why?
873
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:46,200
'Cause they're ashamed
to share their most base instinct.
874
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,565
You and I are not like that.
875
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,600
When we're 90,
wll be sitting on a park bench,
876
00:40:51,635 --> 00:40:52,465
a pretty girl will go by,
877
00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:54,800
and we'll say,
"look at the rack on that one."
878
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:00,300
You and I will never, ever be lonely.
879
00:41:02,100 --> 00:41:05,500
And if the girl has a boyfriend
who comes to confiscate our walkers?
880
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,200
I've got my gun.
881
00:41:07,235 --> 00:41:08,400
I feel better.
882
00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:09,400
You should.
883
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:12,600
Alan...
884
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,400
you listen to Denny now.
885
00:41:21,300 --> 00:41:22,200
Yes.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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