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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,458 --> 00:00:08,458 Grim: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 2 00:00:35,583 --> 00:00:37,333 NO ME GUSTA. 3 00:00:48,167 --> 00:00:50,577 [ TIRES SCREECH ] Harold: [ IMITATES MACHINE 4 00:00:50,667 --> 00:00:53,537 GUN ] Mandy: I THOUGHT WE WERE 5 00:00:53,625 --> 00:00:54,875 GOING OUT FOR A HAMBURGER. 6 00:00:54,958 --> 00:00:56,458 WE'VE BEEN IN THIS CAR FOR HOURS. 7 00:00:56,542 --> 00:00:58,462 I GET CRANKY WHEN I'M HUNGRY. 8 00:00:58,542 --> 00:01:00,792 Billy: I GET HUNGRY WHEN I'M CRANKY! 9 00:01:00,875 --> 00:01:02,205 WE'RE LIKE TWINS! 10 00:01:02,292 --> 00:01:07,752 [ BELCHES ] Harold: WELL, WE FINALLY MADE 11 00:01:07,833 --> 00:01:10,003 IT TO THE FLATBURGER DRIVE-THROUGH. 12 00:01:10,083 --> 00:01:12,003 HELLO! 13 00:01:12,083 --> 00:01:14,923 WE'D LIKE TO ORDER THREE OF THE NUMBER 2s, TWO OF THE NUMBER 1s, 14 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,500 ONE 4, TWO 6s, AN 8, AND A 5-PACK OF THOSE COOKIES WITH THE 15 00:01:17,583 --> 00:01:21,713 CLOWN FACES ON THEM. 16 00:01:21,792 --> 00:01:25,672 [ TIRES POPPING ] HELLO? 17 00:01:25,750 --> 00:01:27,670 I'D LIKE A NUMBER 2. 18 00:01:27,750 --> 00:01:29,750 OOH! WITH EXTRA CORN. 19 00:01:29,833 --> 00:01:40,583 [ SCREECHING ] Harold: WE'RE GONNA BE OKAY. 20 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:43,247 Mandy: I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE NEAR THAT TENT. 21 00:01:43,333 --> 00:01:45,383 Grim: BUT WE'LL DIE WITHOUT THE TENT. 22 00:01:45,458 --> 00:01:47,748 Mandy: YEAH, TOUGH CALL. 23 00:01:47,833 --> 00:01:49,043 Both: AAH! 24 00:01:49,125 --> 00:01:55,125 Billy: AS LONG AS WE'RE DOWNWIND, WE'RE SAFE. 25 00:01:55,208 --> 00:01:59,078 Harold: [ INHALES ] IT'LL BE A GOOD LIFE, HERE IN... 26 00:01:59,167 --> 00:02:00,207 Mandy: MEXICO. 27 00:02:00,292 --> 00:02:02,082 Harold: SURE, LITTLE GIRL. 28 00:02:02,167 --> 00:02:03,247 WE CAN CALL IT MEXICO. 29 00:02:03,333 --> 00:02:05,423 MEXICO. 30 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:06,750 Harold: BETTER HELP HER COPE. 31 00:02:06,833 --> 00:02:09,083 SHE'S LOSING IT. 32 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,130 Mandy: AND I THINK I'M GONNA TAKE MY CHANCES IN THE DESERT. 33 00:02:15,208 --> 00:02:20,208 Billy: MANDY, NOOO!! 34 00:02:20,042 --> 00:02:22,332 Grim: HARD TO BELIEVE WE MISSED THAT. 35 00:02:22,417 --> 00:02:25,417 [ ALL YELLING ] Grim: I LOVE PIÑATA LAJARA. 36 00:02:33,167 --> 00:02:34,627 IT REMINDS ME OF HOME. 37 00:02:34,708 --> 00:02:37,878 DIA DE LOS THE DAY OF THE DEAD. 38 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:40,918 THE LIVING WELCOME BACK THE DEAD BY THROWING A BIG PARTY. 39 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,380 Billy: HEY, WE LOVE THE DEAD! 40 00:02:43,458 --> 00:02:46,628 Mandy: RIGHT NOW I'D LOVE SOME LUNCH. 41 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:50,878 THAT IS THE GREATEST COSTUME EVER! 42 00:02:50,958 --> 00:02:53,038 Grim: IT'S NO COSTUME. 43 00:02:53,125 --> 00:02:54,875 I AM THE GRIM REAPER! 44 00:02:54,958 --> 00:02:57,788 All: [ LAUGH ] [ GASP ] 45 00:02:57,875 --> 00:03:00,995 Grim: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] All: [ SCREAM ] 46 00:03:01,083 --> 00:03:03,503 Billy: I LOVE IT WHEN HE DOES THAT! 47 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:06,213 MR. REAPER, IT IS TRULY AN HONOR. 48 00:03:06,292 --> 00:03:10,672 MY PEOPLE ARE GRATEFUL FOR YOU TREATING OUR SPIRITS WITH CARE. 49 00:03:10,750 --> 00:03:14,920 THANK YOU FOR JOINING US IN WHAT DIA DE LOS 50 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,630 EVER! 51 00:03:17,708 --> 00:03:20,458 Mandy: WHY WOULD THIS BE THE EVER? 52 00:03:20,542 --> 00:03:25,082 LONG AGO, WHEN CORONADO FIRST CAME TO THE NEW WORLD TO SET UP 53 00:03:25,167 --> 00:03:29,167 HIS BLANKET FACTORY, HE STOLE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO THE 54 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,460 PEOPLE OF MEXICO. 55 00:03:30,542 --> 00:03:36,172 CORONADO TOOK THE GOLDEN SPARE NOSE OF CHIPOTLE, AND HE WORE IT 56 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,500 AS HIS OWN. 57 00:03:38,583 --> 00:03:42,963 [ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ] THE SPIRITS OF OUR HONOR -- 58 00:03:43,042 --> 00:03:45,962 THEY DEMANDED THAT WE GET THE NOSE BACK. 59 00:03:46,042 --> 00:03:51,002 YOU BETTER GET THAT NOSE BACK. 60 00:03:51,083 --> 00:03:54,753 AAH! 61 00:03:54,833 --> 00:03:58,173 ONCE WE HAD FRIGHTENED CORONADO BY DRESSING AS THE 62 00:03:58,250 --> 00:04:02,330 SKELETONS, WE WERE ABLE TO HONOR OUR ANCESTORS BY RETURNING THE 63 00:04:02,417 --> 00:04:06,037 GOLDEN NOSE OF CHIPOTLE TO THE PYRAMID WHERE IT BELONGED. 64 00:04:06,125 --> 00:04:11,205 AND THERE IT RESTS TO THIS VERY DAY, GUARDED BY THE GHOST OF THE 65 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:13,002 VERY MAN WHO STOLE IT. 66 00:04:13,083 --> 00:04:17,173 SO EVERY YEAR MY PEOPLE CELEBRATE THE RETURN OF THE 67 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,000 GOLDEN NOSE BY DRESSING LIKE YOU. 68 00:04:20,083 --> 00:04:22,043 Grim: OH! WELL, GOSH. 69 00:04:22,125 --> 00:04:24,075 Mandy: THAT STILL DOESN'T DIA 70 00:04:24,167 --> 00:04:26,327 EVER. 71 00:04:26,417 --> 00:04:36,417 OH, THAT'S BECAUSE OF -- [ ALL SCREAMING ] 72 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:41,380 OH, THAT'S BECAUSE OF -- [ ALL SCREAMING ] 73 00:04:41,458 --> 00:04:46,498 THAT IS DEL UGLIO, THE GREATEST IN THE 74 00:04:46,583 --> 00:04:48,293 HISTORY OF ALL TIME. 75 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:53,165 HE WANTS TO TAKE THE GOLDEN NOSE OF CHIPOTLE AND USE IT TO MAKE 76 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,540 HIMSELF LESS UGLY. 77 00:04:54,625 --> 00:04:59,035 IF HE TAKES THE NOSE, THE SPIRITS OF OUR ANCESTORS WILL BE 78 00:04:59,125 --> 00:04:59,995 ANGERED. 79 00:05:00,083 --> 00:05:01,333 Mandy: WHY DON'T YOU STOP HIM? 80 00:05:01,417 --> 00:05:05,247 BECAUSE HE'S GOT MAD WRESTLING SKILLS. 81 00:05:05,333 --> 00:05:10,383 HE IS UNSTOPPABLE. 82 00:05:10,458 --> 00:05:18,078 [ ROARS ] [ BARKS ] 83 00:05:18,167 --> 00:05:23,997 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] Billy: COOL! 84 00:05:24,083 --> 00:05:28,293 CAN YOU SIGN MY FACE AND/OR BUTT? 85 00:05:37,833 --> 00:05:39,003 Mandy: WHY ARE WE DOING THIS? 86 00:05:39,083 --> 00:05:41,543 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE "DAY OF THE DEAD" FESTIVAL. 87 00:05:41,625 --> 00:05:42,995 Grim: WELL, I DO! 88 00:05:43,083 --> 00:05:46,543 THIS IS THE ONLY FESTIVAL I GOT, AND I AM NOT LETTING SOME 89 00:05:46,625 --> 00:05:50,495 TWO-BIT, STUPID, UGLY MEXICAN WRESTLER TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME. 90 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:55,213 [ GROWLING ] DID YOU JUST SAY SOMETHING TO 91 00:05:55,042 --> 00:05:56,422 ME? 92 00:05:56,500 --> 00:06:00,630 Grim: [ STAMMERING ] DID YOU JUST SAY SOMETHING TO 93 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:01,998 ME?! 94 00:06:02,083 --> 00:06:04,673 Grim: [ WHIMPERS ] WAS IT A COMPLIMENT ABOUT MY 95 00:06:04,750 --> 00:06:08,380 GLISTENING PECTORAL MUSCLES? 96 00:06:08,458 --> 00:06:09,578 NO, REALLY. 97 00:06:09,667 --> 00:06:11,457 IT'S HARD TO HEAR THROUGH THIS MASK SOMETIMES. 98 00:06:11,542 --> 00:06:14,252 Grim: UH, YEAH, IT WAS A COMPLIMENT. 99 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:17,923 SAY, WHY DO YOU WEAR THAT MASK, ANYWAY? 100 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:21,830 LUCHADORES, I AM HIDEOUSLY UGLY TO BEHOLD. 101 00:06:21,917 --> 00:06:24,997 THAT IS WHY I MUST FIND THE OTHER HALF OF THE MAP THAT 102 00:06:25,083 --> 00:06:27,923 LEADS TO THE GOLDEN NOSE OF CHIPOTLE. 103 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:33,830 A SOLID-GOLD NOSE WITH DIAMOND BOOGERS INSIDE WILL FINALLY MAKE 104 00:06:33,917 --> 00:06:36,877 ME BEAUTIFUL. 105 00:06:36,958 --> 00:06:38,378 Mandy: OKAY, I'LL BITE. 106 00:06:38,458 --> 00:06:40,668 WHERE'S THE FIRST HALF OF THE MAP? 107 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:42,670 IT IS ALSO BENEATH MY MASK. 108 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:46,210 I WAS BORN WITH A MIGHTY BIRTHMARK ON THE BACK OF MY 109 00:06:46,042 --> 00:06:47,542 HEAD. 110 00:06:47,625 --> 00:06:49,035 Grim: HUH?! 111 00:06:49,125 --> 00:06:53,825 A MAP -- A MAP THAT LEADS TO THE GOLDEN NOSE OF CHIPOTLE! 112 00:06:53,917 --> 00:06:57,207 IT IS SAID THAT MY LONG-LOST TWIN BROTHER HAS THE OTHER HALF 113 00:06:57,292 --> 00:06:58,712 OF THE MAP. 114 00:06:58,792 --> 00:07:03,792 WHEN I FIND HIM, I WILL FIND THE PATH TO THE TREASURE OF THE 115 00:07:03,875 --> 00:07:04,535 NOSE! 116 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:06,165 Billy: HEY! 117 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:10,580 THAT LOOKS LIKE MY BIRTHMARK! 118 00:07:10,667 --> 00:07:12,997 Mandy: I THINK YOU STEPPED IN SOMETHING. 119 00:07:13,083 --> 00:07:15,003 [ SNIFFING ] Billy: SEE? 120 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:25,578 I WAS BORN WITH A BIRTHMARK LIKE THAT, TOO. 121 00:07:25,667 --> 00:07:27,037 THIS IS AWESOME! 122 00:07:27,125 --> 00:07:29,875 WE'RE LONG-LOST TWIN BROTHERS! 123 00:07:29,958 --> 00:07:32,458 I ALWAYS WANTED AN UGLY BROTHER. 124 00:07:32,542 --> 00:07:34,502 HERMANO! 125 00:07:34,583 --> 00:07:36,503 Billy: UH, NO. 126 00:07:36,583 --> 00:07:41,083 BILLY! 127 00:07:41,167 --> 00:07:45,827 OUCH! 128 00:07:45,917 --> 00:07:47,747 HOW COULD YOU, DEL UGLIO? 129 00:07:47,833 --> 00:07:51,673 WE ARE MERELY -- WITH THE NOSE, DEL UGLIO WILL 130 00:07:51,750 --> 00:07:54,170 GORGIOSO. 131 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 Mandy: I THINK THAT'S OUR CUE. 132 00:08:00,083 --> 00:08:02,083 Grim: I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, MANDY. 133 00:08:02,167 --> 00:08:05,077 THAT'S OUR CUE TO TRAVEL TO THE HAUNTED RUINS OF CHIPOTLE AND 134 00:08:05,167 --> 00:08:06,457 RECOVER THE GOLDEN NOSE. 135 00:08:06,542 --> 00:08:09,502 Mandy: NO, I MEANT THAT WAS OUR CUE TO GO HOME. 136 00:08:09,583 --> 00:08:13,043 Grim: NOT UNTIL I'VE SAVED EL DIA DE LOS MUERTOS! 137 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:14,875 Billy: BUT HOW WILL WE FIND MY BROTHER? 138 00:08:14,958 --> 00:08:16,998 HE'S GOT THE MAP. 139 00:08:17,083 --> 00:08:20,133 [ GROANS ] LUCHADORE. 140 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:22,458 [ GRUNTING ] SO CLOSE. 141 00:08:31,583 --> 00:08:34,003 [ LAUGHS ] IT'S ABOUT TIME. 142 00:08:43,458 --> 00:08:48,038 YOU TOLD ME MY PIZZA WOULD BE HERE IN 35 MINUTES, AND IT'S 143 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:51,165 BEEN -- [ SCREAMS ] 144 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,250 I GOT...HELD UP. 145 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:57,333 YOU ARE SO TOTALLY NOT GETTING A TIP. 146 00:08:57,417 --> 00:09:02,077 WHOA! 147 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:05,077 [ LAUGHS ] CAN'T CATCH ME! 148 00:09:05,167 --> 00:09:06,417 [ YELLS ] 149 00:09:35,125 --> 00:09:38,125 TO THE VICTOR GOES THE SPOILS! 150 00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:40,788 Grim: NOT SO FAST. 151 00:09:40,875 --> 00:09:45,125 YOU ARE GOING DOWN, DEL UGLIO. 152 00:09:45,208 --> 00:09:47,998 Mandy: WERE THE OUTFITS REALLY NECESSARY? 153 00:09:48,083 --> 00:09:49,423 Billy: OH, YES! 154 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:51,000 Grim: GIVE UP THE NOSE, DEL UGLIO. 155 00:09:51,083 --> 00:09:52,583 IT IS MINE! 156 00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:54,997 I NEED IT TO BE HANDSOME! 157 00:09:55,083 --> 00:09:56,463 IT IS OURS! 158 00:09:56,542 --> 00:09:59,132 WE NEED IT FOR OUR FESTIVAL. 159 00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:03,128 WHY DON'T YOU BRATS KEEP YOUR NOSES OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S 160 00:10:03,208 --> 00:10:04,128 NOSES' BUSINESS? 161 00:10:04,208 --> 00:10:07,078 Billy: BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR HONOR, DEL UGLIO? 162 00:10:07,167 --> 00:10:10,127 WHAT ABOUT THE TRADITIONS OF YOUR PEOPLES... 163 00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:11,668 OUR PEOPLES? 164 00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:13,750 I HAVE NO NEED FOR HONOR. 165 00:10:13,833 --> 00:10:16,083 I HAVE NO NEED FOR TRADITION. 166 00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:18,457 I HAVE THE NOSE! 167 00:10:18,542 --> 00:10:22,042 Billy: BUT THE CHILDREN OF MEXICO NEED IT, MY BROTHER. 168 00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:23,455 YOU DON'T NEED THE NOSE. 169 00:10:23,542 --> 00:10:26,712 ISN'T MY LOVE ENOUGH? 170 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:29,632 ISN'T MY LOVE EVER ENOUGH?! 171 00:10:29,708 --> 00:10:33,828 [ WAILING ] YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND, LITTLE 172 00:10:33,917 --> 00:10:34,747 BROTHER. 173 00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:36,923 I AM THE UGLIEST MAN ALIVE. 174 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,540 THAT IS WHY I WEAR THIS MASK. 175 00:10:43,833 --> 00:10:45,543 Mandy: EWW. 176 00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:50,125 NOW IT IS YOU WHO MUST UNMASK. 177 00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:54,918 YOU'RE THE REAL GRIM REAPER?! 178 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,830 AAH! 179 00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:01,537 Grim: WHO KNEW IT WOULD BE THAT EASY? 180 00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:12,205 Mandy: JACKPOT. 181 00:11:12,042 --> 00:11:13,462 Billy: GUILLERMO! 182 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:14,752 NOW YOU KIDS CAN HAVE THE... 183 00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:17,543 AGAIN. 184 00:11:17,625 --> 00:11:20,205 All: YAY! 185 00:11:20,042 --> 00:11:21,382 Mandy: MENTHOL, "SHMENTHOL." 186 00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:22,878 I'M GETTING A PLANE TICKET HOME. 187 00:11:22,958 --> 00:11:25,248 BUT THOSE ARE DIAMONDS. 188 00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:28,253 Mandy: THEN I GUESS I CAN BUY MY OWN JET. 189 00:11:33,167 --> 00:11:35,707 TAKE ME THROUGH THE PARK, BITTERMAN. 190 00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:47,245 EL DIA DE LOS IS RUINED. 191 00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:50,253 Billy: YEAH, BUT I GOT A BROTHER! 192 00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:51,793 ME TOO! 193 00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:54,825 Harold: AND I FOUND THE SON THAT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I HAD, 194 00:11:54,917 --> 00:12:01,037 BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EVEN SEEM POSSIBLE. 195 00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:06,575 [ ALL SINGING IN SPANISH ] [ WIND HOWLS ] 196 00:12:36,042 --> 00:12:38,042 Billy: [ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ] 197 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,375 I'M A DIRTY BOY. 198 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:40,788 I'M A DIRTY... 199 00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:42,035 I'M A DIRTY BOY! 200 00:12:42,125 --> 00:12:44,875 Mandy: BILLY, YOU'VE JUST EVOLVED A NOTCH UP THE IDIOT 201 00:12:44,958 --> 00:12:45,918 LADDER. 202 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,080 Billy: SUCH BITING COMMENTS, MANDY. 203 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:51,037 BUT NOW THEY'LL BITE YOU... 204 00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:53,165 IN THE BUTT! 205 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,790 I CALL TO THE STAND... 206 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,535 MANDY'S MOM AND DAD! 207 00:12:57,625 --> 00:13:00,035 Phil: IT'S NOT THAT WE DON'T LOVE MANDY. 208 00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:02,165 Claire: WE LOVE HER VERY MUCH. 209 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,500 Phil: IT'S JUST THAT WE'RE... 210 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,173 KIND OF SCARED OF HER. 211 00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:08,000 THAT'S WHY WE'RE HARDLY IN ANY OF THESE EPISODES. 212 00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:11,083 Claire: I'M USUALLY TOO AFRAID TO EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT. 213 00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:13,787 Phil: WHEN SHE WAS BORN, WOLVES CAME TO TRY AND RAISE HER 214 00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:15,075 AS ONE OF THEIR OWN. 215 00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:18,247 SOMETIMES I WONDER IF WE WERE RIGHT TO STOP THEM. 216 00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:20,503 Claire: WHERE DID WE GO WRONG? 217 00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:23,043 [ WEEPING ] Phil: SHH-SHH-SHH! 218 00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:25,285 IT'S OKAY. 219 00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:35,875 Irwin: THAT'S JUST ILL, YO. 220 00:13:35,958 --> 00:13:38,498 WHY IS HE TRYING TO EAT HER FACE? 221 00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:40,213 OKAY, ENOUGH OF THIS. 222 00:13:40,292 --> 00:13:44,292 CALL YOUR NEXT WITNESS. 223 00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:46,325 Mandy: ECK! 224 00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:58,207 [ BELL RINGS ] Billy: SAY, "COLONEL MAJOR 225 00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:05,205 CHEESE!" All: AAHHH! 226 00:14:05,292 --> 00:14:09,332 Billy: [ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ] [ CHUCKLES ] 227 00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:10,457 GIVE IT TO ME! 228 00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:11,882 SELL IT, BABY! 229 00:14:11,958 --> 00:14:13,998 WORK IT! WORK IT! 230 00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,173 YEAH, THAT'S IT. 231 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,130 MMM-MMM. 232 00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:17,168 THAT'S GOLD! 233 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,290 YEAH! GIVE ME SOME. 234 00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:20,035 YEAH! 235 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,205 SAY, "COLONEL MAJOR CHEESE." 236 00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:30,748 Mandy: [ GROWLS ] Billy: THAT'S MY CAMERA! 237 00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:33,713 Mandy: YOU GOT THIS OUT OF GRIM'S TRUNK, DIDN'T YOU? 238 00:14:33,792 --> 00:14:36,082 Billy: IT SAYS BILLY! 239 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:39,207 I'M JUST NOT A GOOD SPELLER. 240 00:14:39,042 --> 00:14:40,632 IT'S MINE! 241 00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:43,168 BUT GEOGRAPHY IS MY LIFE. 242 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,750 Mandy: RIGHT NOW YOUR LIFE BELONGS TO ME. 243 00:14:45,833 --> 00:14:48,173 LET'S FIND GRIM. 244 00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:50,630 Grim: ♪ OH ♪ I AM THE CHICKEN, 245 00:14:50,708 --> 00:14:54,208 AND THE FEATHERS WILL FLY ♪ ♪ BOK-BOK-BOK, BOK-BOK-BOK-BOK, 246 00:14:54,292 --> 00:14:57,502 BOK-BOK-BOK-BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK-BOK-BOK-BOK ♪ 247 00:14:57,583 --> 00:14:58,543 AAH! 248 00:14:58,625 --> 00:15:00,205 Billy: SAY, "MAJOR COLONEL CHEESE!" 249 00:15:00,042 --> 00:15:02,082 Grim: OH! WHAT? STOP! 250 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,877 I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING! 251 00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:05,668 THAT BETTER NOT END UP ON THE INTERNET! 252 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:07,460 Billy: IT'S MY NEW CAMERA. 253 00:15:07,542 --> 00:15:10,082 Grim: WHICH LOOKS A LOT LIKE MY OLD CAMERA. 254 00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:11,537 Mandy: BILLY STOLE YOUR CAMERA. 255 00:15:11,625 --> 00:15:13,165 Billy: IT'S NEW TO ME. 256 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,420 Grim: THIS IS AN UNDERWORLD "TRUE HEART" CAMERA. 257 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:19,170 IT TAKES A PICTURE OF A PERSON'S MOST SECRET PLACE. 258 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,380 Billy: THE GIZZARD, HMM? 259 00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:24,288 Grim: NO, YOU MENTAL MUNCHKIN, YOUR TRUE HEART. 260 00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:27,075 IT REVEALS THE ESSENCE OF WHO YOU TRULY ARE. 261 00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:28,497 Mandy: YEAH...TERRIFYING. 262 00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,213 I'M GONNA TAKE SOME MORE PICTURES. 263 00:15:30,292 --> 00:15:31,712 Grim: BEWARE! 264 00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:35,422 THE UNDERWORLD "TRUE HEART" CAMERA WILL EXPOSE YOUR DARKEST 265 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,210 TRUTH! 266 00:15:36,042 --> 00:15:37,332 DESTROY THE FILM. 267 00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:40,077 NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THEIR TRUE HEART. 268 00:15:40,167 --> 00:15:42,457 Billy: AND YOU SHOULD DESTROY THAT SHIRT. 269 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,712 NO ONE SHOULD SEE YOUR TRUE FASHION SENSE! 270 00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:50,542 [ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ] Grim: OH... 271 00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:53,035 Irwin: ♪ C-C-COLONEL MAJOR CHEESE MAKES ME BURP ♪ 272 00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:55,625 ♪ COLONEL MAJOR CHEESE MAKES ME STRONG ♪ 273 00:15:55,708 --> 00:15:57,998 ♪ BUT THE BEST THING ABOUT C-C-COLONEL MAJOR CHEESE 274 00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:01,543 IS RAPPIN' THE CORN WILL MAKE YOUR CHEESE ALL, YO! ♪ 275 00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:05,705 [ BELCHES ] OH, YEAH! 276 00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:06,752 Billy: HI, IRWIN. 277 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:07,833 Irwin: HI, BILLY. 278 00:16:07,917 --> 00:16:11,127 [ GASPS ] HELLO, MY FLOWER THAT NEVER 279 00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:15,668 WILTS, MY SONG THAT NEVER GETS OLD, MY -- AAH! 280 00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:17,960 I'M BLIND, YO! 281 00:16:18,042 --> 00:16:19,712 AAHHH! 282 00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:23,042 I'LL NEVER SEE MANDY AGAIN! 283 00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:26,705 BUT YOUR FACE IS STILL ETCHED ON MY EYELIDS, YO. 284 00:16:34,417 --> 00:16:36,877 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] Billy: [ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ] 285 00:16:36,958 --> 00:16:38,748 PRETTY. 286 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,170 Mandy: NO SURPRISES THERE. 287 00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:49,787 THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT. 288 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:55,713 YOUR CAMERA'S BROKEN. 289 00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:58,332 Grim: NO THANKS TO YOU. 290 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:02,917 [ ROARING ] Grim: AAH! 291 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,630 WELL, NO SURPRISES THERE. 292 00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:07,208 Mandy: LOOK AT THE NEXT ONE. 293 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:13,632 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] [ ROARS ] 294 00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:14,878 Mandy: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 295 00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:16,208 Grim: WOW! 296 00:17:16,042 --> 00:17:18,882 IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE SEEN ONE OF THOSE. 297 00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:21,628 I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE A HEART-TO-HEART, OR WHATEVER THAT 298 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,828 IS THAT PUMPS YOUR BLOOD, WITH IRWIN. 299 00:17:24,917 --> 00:17:27,037 Irwin: ♪ RAPPIN' ALONG WITH COLONEL MAJOR CHEESE ♪ 300 00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:30,165 ♪ BENDIN' THE KNEE TO THE TRUE MACK DADDY ♪ 301 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,130 [ BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY ] ♪ HE WHO MAKES THE CHEESE PUFFY, 302 00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:40,128 YO, LIKE GRAVITY ♪ ♪ WHOO-HOO-HOO 303 00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:43,628 Mandy: EXPLAIN THIS. 304 00:17:43,708 --> 00:17:48,038 THERE'S A TOUCH OF EVIL IN YOUR HEART, A TOUCH OF COLD, BLACK 305 00:17:48,125 --> 00:17:52,165 EVIL THAT EERILY, CREEPILY, DISTURBINGLY LOOKS LIKE MINE. 306 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,790 Irwin: LET ME EXPLAIN, MY PET. 307 00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:57,165 [ GASPS ] I'M NOT THE MAN YOU SEE BEFORE 308 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:57,790 YOU, YO. 309 00:17:57,875 --> 00:18:00,625 I HAVE A SECRET PAST! 310 00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:04,168 TURNS OUT I WAS BORN BAD. 311 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,170 WHAT HAVE I -- AAH! 312 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:10,130 Irwin: I WAS BAD AT HOME. 313 00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:13,248 AND I WAS BAD AWAY FROM HOME. 314 00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:16,213 [ IRWIN GURGLING ] SHH! 315 00:18:16,042 --> 00:18:17,582 AAH! 316 00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:20,877 SEE HERE, YOU SCREAMING BABY. 317 00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:25,248 I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE BRING BABIES ON PLANES, AND THEY CLAW 318 00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:26,383 MY FACE OFF. 319 00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:29,328 Irwin: I WAS BORN BAD, YO! 320 00:18:29,417 --> 00:18:30,877 I'M A REBEL. 321 00:18:30,958 --> 00:18:34,418 Mandy: I, UH, RESPECT YOU? 322 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:36,500 BUT IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE. 323 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,253 Irwin: IT'S TRIGGEDY-TRUE, YO. 324 00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,293 BUT I'M NOT BAD ANYMORE. 325 00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:44,125 MY DADDY TAUGHT ME ALL ABOUT LOVE AND RESPECT. 326 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:48,248 [ ROARS ] [ WAILS ] 327 00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:52,133 Irwin: [ LAUGHS ] IRWIN, GO GIVE THAT PACIFIER 328 00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:53,748 BACK TO THAT BABY! 329 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,383 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF HE STOLE YOUR MOUSE HEAD 330 00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:57,958 COLLECTION? 331 00:18:58,042 --> 00:19:01,132 Irwin: AND THROUGH THAT I WAS ABLE TO OVERCOME MY EVIL NATURE, 332 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,208 YO. 333 00:19:02,292 --> 00:19:04,132 MY TRUE HEART GREW THREE SIZES THAT DAY. 334 00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:05,748 Mandy: SOUNDS PAINFUL. 335 00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:09,213 Irwin: ONCE YOUR HEART BEGINS CHANGING FROM DARKNESS AND EVIL 336 00:19:09,042 --> 00:19:12,212 TO PEACE-LOVING HAPPINESS, THERE'S NO TURNING BACK, MANDY. 337 00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:16,082 NO TURNING BACK, YO! 338 00:19:16,167 --> 00:19:21,957 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] Mandy: IF I RESPECT IRWIN, 339 00:19:22,042 --> 00:19:25,752 THEN I'M IN DANGER OF LOSING MY TRUE HEART THE WAY THAT HE DID. 340 00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:34,455 [ BIRD CHIRPS ] AAAHHHH! 341 00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:36,882 [ GROANING ] PINK AND FLUFFY... 342 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:38,918 Billy: IS SHE GONNA BE OKAY, GRIM? 343 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,420 Grim: I DON'T KNOW, BILLY. 344 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:44,170 MANDY'S TRUE HEART IS CHANGING. 345 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:47,670 SHE MIGHT BE OKAY, BUT SHE'LL NEVER BE THE SAME. 346 00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:50,080 THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO TURN MANDY BACK TO NORMAL. 347 00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:52,627 Billy: THEN I KNOW WHAT WE MUST DO. 348 00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:56,918 WE MUST GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY ON THE SEESAW. 349 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,170 Grim: GOOD POINT. 350 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,130 WHY WOULD WE WANT THE OLD MANDY BACK? 351 00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:06,628 [ BOTH LAUGH ] Billy: YA-HOO! 352 00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:08,998 YIPPEE! 353 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:12,003 Mandy: SUCH...GOOD...FRIENDS. 354 00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,173 NO! 355 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:18,250 MY TRUE HEART -- I'M LOSING IT. 356 00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:22,463 [ ROARS ] Irwin: ♪ COLONEL MAJOR CHEESE 357 00:20:22,542 --> 00:20:24,832 MAKES ME BURP ♪ ♪ COLONEL MAJOR CHEESE, 358 00:20:24,917 --> 00:20:27,167 A FINE DESSERT ♪ ♪ COLONEL MAJOR CHEESE 359 00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:30,080 FOOLS LIKE ART ♪ ♪ COLONEL MAJOR CHEESE 360 00:20:30,167 --> 00:20:32,417 MAKES ME FART ♪ Mandy: COLONEL MAJOR CHEESE 361 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:35,460 DON'T MAKE YOU BURP, SILLY. 362 00:20:35,542 --> 00:20:40,382 Irwin: UH, MANDY? 363 00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:41,748 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 364 00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:43,673 Mandy: I SAID... 365 00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:46,880 Irwin: YOU'RE BURNING UP, MY MOLTEN FLOWER. 366 00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:49,078 WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU, YO? 367 00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:53,917 Mandy: I SAID, "COLONEL MAJOR CHEESE DON'T MAKE YOU BURP, 368 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:54,790 SILLY." 369 00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:57,125 Irwin: OH, MANDY, I DO BURP. 370 00:20:57,208 --> 00:20:58,918 I CAN'T CONTROL IT. 371 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,210 IT JUST HAPPENS. 372 00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:08,582 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] LIKE...LOVE. 373 00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:11,577 MANDY, YOUR TRUE HEART IS CHANGING. 374 00:21:11,667 --> 00:21:13,827 SOON YOU'LL BE JUST LIKE ME, YO! 375 00:21:13,917 --> 00:21:17,037 Mandy: IRWIN, I... 376 00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:31,997 [ BEEPING ] [ ROARS ] 377 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,670 Mandy: I HATE COLONEL MAJOR CHEESE. 378 00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:46,880 Irwin: I KNOW. 379 00:21:46,958 --> 00:21:48,128 Mandy: YOU DO? 380 00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:50,998 Irwin: I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, MANDY. 381 00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:54,213 Mandy: OKAY, LET'S PUT ASIDE THAT BIT OF CREEPINESS FOR THE 382 00:21:54,042 --> 00:21:55,172 MOMENT. 383 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:57,420 YOU KNEW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN WHEN YOU, YOU KNOW. 384 00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:01,460 Irwin: I LOVE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE, MEAN AND SURLY. 385 00:22:01,542 --> 00:22:05,462 Mandy: THANK YOU. 386 00:22:05,542 --> 00:22:09,922 AND THAT'S FOR KISSING ME. 387 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,880 Irwin: IT AIN'T EASY BEING A PLAYER, YO! 388 00:22:32,167 --> 00:22:33,207 [ BELL DINGS ] [ CROWD CHEERS ] 27509

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