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[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
Grim: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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Mandy: COME TO ME, MY
CREATURES OF THE NIGHT.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ BOING! BOING! BOING! ]
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Grim: ANYONE CARE FOR SOME
PEANUTS IN A CAN?
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Mandy: NO.
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Billy: I ALREADY WENT PEE
TODAY, THANK YOU.
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Grim: BUT YOU'LL BE SURPRISED
HOW GOOD THEY ARE.
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HAH. SURPRISED.
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THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
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YOU WON'T GET THAT JUST YET, BUT
SOON.
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Mandy: TAKE THEM SO HE STOPS
TALKING.
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Grim: NO, NO.
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LEFTY LOOSEY.
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GET A GOOD GRIP!
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Billy: [ SHOUTING ]
Grim: HERE. LIKE THIS.
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AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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Billy: HEY. YOU SNAKE!
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COME BACK WITH MY PEANUTS!
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[ GRUNTING ]
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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Mandy: SNAKE IN A CAN, EH?
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WHERE'D YOU GET A PRANK LIKE
THIS?
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Grim: WELCOME TO THE
CHICKEN TARRAGON ALLEY JOKE
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SHOP.
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Billy: GUM!
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YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY!
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OOH!
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MMM! SPICY!
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Grim: THIS SHOP HAS EVERY
OTHERWORLDLY PRANK, HOAX, AND
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TRICK YOU CAN IMAGINE!
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Billy: AAH!
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[ GRUNTING ]
Grim: BILLY, BE CAREFUL
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THERE.
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THE OWNER IS SUPPOSED TO BE
MIGHTY MEAN.
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Nigel: YOU BREAK IT, YOU BUY
IT!
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Both: NIGEL PLANTER?
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Billy: NIGEL PLANTER?
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NIGEL PLANTER?
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Nigel: OH, UH, GRIM, BILLY,
MANDY, IT'S --
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HEY, WHAT'S THE, UH, HAPS?
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RUN THIS PLACE?
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Mandy: HOLD ON.
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WHY AREN'T YOU AT TOADBLATT'S
SCHOOL OF SORCERY?
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Nigel: UH, I AM.
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YEAH. [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
THIS IS MY AFTER-SCHOOL JOB.
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NIGEL PLANTER GOT KICKED OUT
OF TOADBLATT'S.
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Nigel: QUIET, YOU SNITCH!
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IT'S TRUE! IT'S ALL TRUE!
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AFTER MY WAND FINGER GAVE OUT,
I COULDN'T CAST SPELLS ANYMORE.
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EVERYONE ABANDONED ME.
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EXCEPT FOR YOU.
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I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK AND BE MY
FRIENDS!
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AND NOW WE CAN STAY FOREVER IN
MY MAGICAL JOKE SHOP AND DRINK
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GINGER ALE AND PLAY PUPPETS
EVERY DAY.
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♪ DON'T BE A STEW POTATO
♪ LET ME TELL YOU WHY
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE MY LUCKY
PUPPET ♪
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♪ AND I'M A LUCKY FELLA
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Grim: I, UH, I HAVE TO MEET
SOMEBODY.
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Billy: I LEFT THE IRON ON.
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Mandy: YOU'RE WEIRD.
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TAKE US HOME, GRIM.
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Nigel: HARK.
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THE POWER OF THE SCYTHE.
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THAT'S THE ANSWER TO ALL MY
PROBLEMS.
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YOU MUST RUN. I UNDERSTAND.
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BUT IT WAS GREAT SEEING YOU,
GRIM.
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Grim: SURE, MAN.
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NO HARD FEE-- AAH!
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Nigel: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
THE POWER IS MINE!
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Grim: MY SCYTHE.
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WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS STEALING
MY SCYTHE?!
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[ SOBBING ]
Billy: WHERE DO YOU THINK HE
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TOOK IT, MANDY?
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BELIZE?
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I HEARD THEY'RE A STORY-TELLING
PEOPLE.
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NIGEL WENT TO TOADBLATT'S
TO DESTROY EVERYONE THAT WRONGED
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HIM.
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AND MANDY FARTED. AAH!
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Billy: TOADBLATT'S?
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TOADBLATT'S.
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CAN WE GO, MANDY?
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CAN WE? CAN WE?
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[ SNIFFS ]
DID YOU FART?
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Mandy: DIDN'T THERE USED TO
BE A BUS TO TOADBLATT'S?
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Grim: THEY DISCONTINUED THAT
AFTER EPISODE 29.
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THIS IS THE ONLY WAY NOW.
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FIND THE SECRET ENTRANCE YET,
BILLY?
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Billy: ALMOST!
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OOH, MAYBE IT'S DOWN HERE.
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OOH! WHOA!
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LOOK, MY NECK GOES
CLICKETY-CLACK ON THE RAILROAD
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TRACK.
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CLICKETY-CLACK, CLICKETY-CLACK,
CLICKETY-CLACK, CLICKETY-CLACK.
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[ British accent ] OI, YOU
AFTER THE MAGICAL ENTRANCE TO
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TOADBLATT'S?
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Grim: WELL, YES.
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DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS?
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AYE, MATE, BUT YOU CAN'T USE
IT.
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Grim: AND WHY NOT?
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THE ENTRANCE BE FOR PUGGLES
ONLY, MATE, LIKE ME.
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A PUGGLE -- HALF PUG, HALF
BEAGLE.
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CHEERIO!
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Grim: OH! [ MUTTERING ]
Mandy: STUPID DESIGNER DOGS.
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Grim: I'LL NEVER SEE MY
SCYTHE AGAIN.
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[ SOBBING ]
Mandy: GET AHOLD OF
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YOURSELF, MAN.
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THERE'S STILL ONE PERSON WE CAN
CALL FOR HELP.
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Grim: YOU MEAN "THE ONE WHO
SHOULD NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER,
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EVER, EVER BE NAMED?
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Billy: WHO'S THAT?
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IRWIN? OR MY DAD?
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OR A BLUE-FIN BUTTER FISH,
CRANBERRY SAUCE, OR A
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WHOLE-BERRY CRANBERRY SAUCE?
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Mandy: NO, YOU IDIOT.
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IT'S LORD MOLDYBUTT.
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Lord Moldybutt: WHO DARE SAY
MY NAME?
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DON'T YOU KNOW MY NAME IS THE
NAME THAT SHOULD NEVER, EVER,
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EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER BE NAMED?
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Billy: NICE TO MEET YOU,
MR. BUTT.
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Lord Moldybutt: IT'S
MOLDYBUTT!
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OHHH!
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NOW YOU'VE GOT ME DOING IT!
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Mandy: LISTEN UP.
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NIGEL PLANTER RAN OFF WITH
GRIM'S SCYTHE, AND WE NEED YOUR
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HELP GETTING IT BACK.
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Lord Moldybutt: PLANTER, YOU
SAY?
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I'VE BEEN SEARCHING THE GLOBE
FOR THAT WRETCHED PLANTER, AND
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ONCE I FIND HIM --
Mandy: WHATEVER.
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DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO
TOADBLATT'S OR NOT?
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Lord Moldybutt: OH, I KNOW
THE WAY.
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I KNOW THE WAY INDEED.
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[ British accent ] UH, YOU'RE
GONNA HIT A ROTARY.
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FOLLOW THAT ALL THE WAY AROUND.
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Grim: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU
KNEW THE WAY.
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Lord Moldybutt: THERE WAS
CONSTRUCTION.
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IT WAS CONFUSING.
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GET OFF MY BACK!
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SAY, WAIT A MINUTE.
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AREN'T YOU THAT FELLA --
SIRE TUSHYFACE?
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Lord Moldybutt: IT'S
LORD MOLDYBUTT!
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AAAH!
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HEY, OI!
MY BEST FRIEND.
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Grim: WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
MAN?
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WE DIDN'T FINISH GETTING
DIRECTIONS.
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Lord Moldybutt: I'LL FIGURE
IT OUT.
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Billy: CARE FOR A HARD CANDY,
MANDY?
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Mandy: IF IT'S A TRICK CANDY
THAT WILL MAKE FIREBALLS SHOOT
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OUT OF MY NOSE, NO.
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Billy: YOUR LOSS.
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AAH!
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Lord Moldybutt: BILLY, CUT IT
OUT, OR I WILL TURN THIS CAR
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RIGHT AROUND.
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Grim: AT LEAST THEN WE'D BE
GOING THE RIGHT WAY.
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Lord Moldybutt: WILL YOU STOP
BEING SO NEGATIVE, MAN?
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WE'LL GET THERE OR MY NAME
ISN'T LORD MOLDYBUTT.
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OH, COME ON!
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Grim: NOW, THIS IS THE ONLY
WAY TO TRAVEL.
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Billy: I WONDER HOW NIGEL IS
GOING TO SNEAK INTO TOADBLATT'S.
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Mandy: EASY.
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HE'LL BECOME THE NEW TEACHER OF
THE CREEPY ARTS.
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THERE'S A NEW ONE EVERY BOOK.
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Grim: YOU MEAN SEMESTER.
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Mandy: WHATEVER.
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WELCOME, STUDENTS, TO ANOTHER
YEAR AT TOADBLATT'S SCHOOL OF
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SORCERY.
[ LAUGHS ]
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UH, WHERE'S DEAN TOADBLATT?
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WHERE? HAH!
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SILLY CHILD, THAT'S ME.
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I SEE SOMEONE'S BEEN SNIFFING
TOO MUCH "HAROMSTER-ROMFAROOT."
[ LAUGHS ]
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NO, YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
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AND YOU SOUND DIFFERENT, TOO.
OH! [ SQUEALING ]
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THERE, AS I WAS SAYING, I'D
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LIKE TO INTRODUCE THE NEWEST
ADDITION TO THE TOADBLATT
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FACULTY -- MR. HOOD.
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WELL, LOOKY HERE.
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HE'S GOT AN OUTFIT THAT GOES
WITH HIS NAME.
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THAT'S CALLED USING WHAT YOU
GOT.
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THANK YOU, DEAN TOADBLATT.
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I WILL BEGIN BY TEACHING YOU AND
YOUR STUDENTS A VERY VALUABLE
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LESSON...IN REVENGE!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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GO ON, THEN, MR. HOOD.
Nigel: NO!
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DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME?
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IT'S ME -- NIGEL PLANTER.
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WELL, I DON'T --
Nigel: NIGEL PLANTER.
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THE GREATEST WIZARD THAT EVER
LIVED.
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I WAS A LEGEND.
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THERE WERE BOOKS AND MOVIES
ABOUT ME.
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I TOUCHED MILLIONS.
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EVERYONE WANTED TO BE ME.
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I TORMENT THOUSANDS OF
STUDENTS EACH SEMESTER.
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YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO REMEMBER
EVERY ONE.
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Nigel: I'LL GIVE YOU
SOMETHING TO REMEMBER ME BY.
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HARK, THE POWER OF THE SCYTHE.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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Grim: GIVE ME THAT.
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Mandy: IS EVERYONE OKAY?
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MY BEST FRIEND GOT SUCKED
INTO THAT VORTEX.
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Mandy: OKAY, BUT EVERYBODY
BESIDES THAT KID IS DOING OKAY?
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GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
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GRIM, TAKE US HOME.
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Nigel: WAIT, HOW DID YOU FIND
ME?
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Lord Moldybutt: I SHOWED THEM
THE WAY.
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Nigel: IT'S YOU!
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THE ONE WHO SHOULD NEVER, EVER,
EVER, EVER BE NAMED.
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Lord Moldybutt: THAT'S RIGHT,
AND NOBODY'S TRICKING ME INTO
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SAYING IT AGAIN.
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Mandy: BILLY, DON'T SIT
THERE.
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YOU'LL GET A MOLDY BUTT.
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Lord Moldybutt: OOH!
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I'VE DREAMT OF THIS DAY,
PLANTER.
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FINALLY -- FINALLY, I'VE GOT YOU
WHERE I WANT YOU.
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CAN YOU SIGN HERE, PLEASE?
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Nigel: HUH, B-BUT YOU DON'T
WANT TO KILL ME?
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Lord Moldybutt: NO. WHAT?
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WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?
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Nigel: WHEN I WAS A BABY, YOU
GAVE ME THIS SCAR.
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Lord Moldybutt: THAT'S A PEN
MARK.
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I'M A REAL-ESTATE ATTORNEY.
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WHEN YOUR PARENTS DIED, THEY
LEFT YOU A PEANUT FARM.
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I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TRACK YOU
DOWN SO YOU COULD INHERIT IT.
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Nigel: WAIT, I'M HEIR TO A
FAMOUS PEANUT COMPANY.
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Lord Moldybutt: YES.
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Nigel: THAT HAS MY NAME IN
THE TITLE.
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Lord Moldybutt: THAT'S RIGHT.
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Nigel: MY LAST NAME BEING
PLANTER?
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Lord Moldybutt: UH-HUH.
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Nigel: SO THAT WOULD MAKE ME
HEIR TO THE FAMOUS COMPANY
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PEANUTS BY PLANTER?
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Lord Moldybutt: CLOSE ENOUGH.
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Nigel: OH, GRIM, BILLY,
MANDY, EVERYONE, THAT'S WHY I
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WAS ALWAYS SUCH A HORRIBLE
WIZARD -- BECAUSE I'M NOT A
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WIZARD AT ALL.
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I'M NIGEL PLANTER -- THE
GREATEST PEANUT FARMER THAT EVER
236
00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:17,460
LIVED.
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♪ GOING TO THE COUNTRY
♪ GROW SOME PEANUTS LIKE MY PA
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♪ TAKE ALONG MY PUPPET, AND FILL
HIM FULL OF STRAW ♪
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00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:27,247
YEAH, I HAVE TO STUDY FOR A
TEST.
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00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:29,043
I HAVE LAUNDRY IN THE DRYER.
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00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:30,575
YOU'RE A FREAK SHOW.
242
00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:32,787
TOO BAD NIGEL'S SUCH A
WEIRDO.
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I LOVE ME SOME PEANUTS.
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00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:35,458
Grim: OH, REALLY?
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WELL, I HAPPEN TO HAVE A CAN
RIGHT HERE.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
DON'T MIND IF I DO!
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Grim: NO! TO THE RIGHT.
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TWIST IT. DON'T PULL.
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OH, HERE. LIKE THIS.
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00:11:51,542 --> 00:11:54,212
OH, MAN.
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00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:09,080
SO REMEMBER, NOTHING LOOS
BETTER ON YOU --
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REAL HOLLYWOOD VOMIT.
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CONSUELA, YOU WILL ALWAYE
A PART OF MY LIFE.
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Billy: GRIM, OLD BUDDY, OLD
PAL, WHAT UP, "G"?
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HOW'S IT GOING?
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00:12:17,958 --> 00:12:19,458
HOW'S THE WORLD TREATING YOU?
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GRIM, WE JUST DON'T GET ENOUGH
TIME TO CHAT.
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TELL ME HOW YOU ARE.
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Grim: MISERABLE.
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Billy: WHAT'D YOU DO TODAY?
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Grim: SUFFERED.
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Billy: WHAT YOU WANT TO DO
THIS AFTERNOON?
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Grim: STRANGLE YOU.
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00:12:32,917 --> 00:12:37,077
Billy: I THINK YOU NEED SOME
CHEERING UP, GRIM.
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LOOK -- MONKEYS!
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[ SCREECHING ]
[ SNAP! ]
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Billy: HMM? HMM?
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I WILL DEVOUR THIS WORLD!
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00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:24,167
Billy: GRIM, YOU'RE SICK OF
ME, AREN'T YOU?
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Grim: OH, IT'S NOT YOU.
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Billy: OH, WOW!
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HOO, HOO, HOO!
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Grim: IF YOU REALLY WANT TO
KNOW --
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Billy: HANG ON, GRIM.
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IT'S THE BIG FINISH.
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HOO, HOO! CHICKA HOO, HOO, HOO!
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HOO!
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YOU WERE SAYING?
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00:13:40,125 --> 00:13:42,455
Mandy: GRIM, MY HOMEWORK
ISN'T DONE, MY CLOSET ISN'T
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ORGANIZED, SALIVA HAS NOT BEEN
WALKED, AND YOU HAVE FAILED TO
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ENTERTAIN ME SINCE I WALKED IN
HERE.
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00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:50,628
REMEMBER, YOU PATHETIC SACK OF
BONES, YOU WORK FOR ME.
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00:13:51,958 --> 00:13:54,038
WHAT'S THE USE OF HAVING A
REAPER IF HE WON'T DO STUFF?
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00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,285
UGH.
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00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:57,705
Billy: IT'S NICE TO SEE HER
IN A GOOD MOOD.
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00:13:57,792 --> 00:13:59,462
Grim: GOOD MOOD? GOOD MOOD?
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00:13:59,542 --> 00:14:02,002
THAT GIRL IS A TERROR, A HORROR,
A MENACE.
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00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:03,173
Billy: I KNOW.
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00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:05,040
THAT'S WHY SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
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00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:07,245
Grim: I CAN'T TAKE IT
ANYMORE.
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00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:11,083
I TRY AND I TRY AND I TRY, AND
NOTHING IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER.
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00:14:11,167 --> 00:14:15,457
NOTHING WILL EVER BE GOOD ENOUGH
FOR HER -- EVER!
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00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:21,825
[ SOBBING ]
Billy: GRIM, SOMETHING'S
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00:14:21,917 --> 00:14:22,997
WRONG, ISN'T IT?
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00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:25,133
Grim: [ Sobbing ] OH, NO.
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00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:28,668
I'M FINE. [ SOBBING ]
Billy: NO, I'M PRETTY GOOD AT
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00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:29,960
STUFF LIKE THIS.
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00:14:30,042 --> 00:14:33,082
LET'S SEE -- IT'S NOT ME, AND IT
COULDN'T BE MANDY.
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00:14:33,167 --> 00:14:34,287
Grim: IT'S MANDY.
300
00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:36,125
Billy: IT'S "Q." I KNOW IT.
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Grim: IT'S MANDY.
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00:14:37,625 --> 00:14:40,245
Billy: "Q" IS MY LEAST
FAVORITE LETTER.
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00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:42,213
NOTHING GOOD COMES FROM "Q."
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00:14:42,042 --> 00:14:43,962
Grim: IT'S -- FINE.
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00:14:44,042 --> 00:14:45,002
YES, IT'S "Q."
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Billy: I KNEWS IT!
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LISTEN, GRIM, I'D DO ANYTHING --
AND I MEAN ANYTHING -- TO CHEER
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00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:52,502
YOU UP.
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00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:54,133
Grim: LET'S CUT MANDY DOWN TO
SIZE.
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YOU USE THE SCYTHE TO SHRINK HER
TO THE SIZE OF A MOUSE.
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IT'LL BE FUN.
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Billy: CAN'T YOU DO THAT?
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Grim: WELL, I CAN'T DO
ANYTHING HARMFUL TO YOU TWO, OR
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00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:04,173
STANDARDS WOULD BE ALL OVER MY
BUTT.
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00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,880
Billy: MM-HMM. GOT IT.
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Grim: YOU SURE YOU KNOW HOW
TO USE ME SCYTHE, MAN?
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Billy: OH, SURE.
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I USE IT ALL THE TIME.
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00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:14,040
Grim: [ SIGHS ]
Mandy: AND ANOTHER THING...
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00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,285
WHAT'S HE DOING?
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00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:18,915
Grim: I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE,
BUT I KNOW IT'S GONNA BE GOOD.
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00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:23,170
Billy: MANDY, YOU'RE A BIG
JERK, BUT WE'RE GONNA CUT YOU
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00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:24,710
DOWN TO SIZE.
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00:15:24,792 --> 00:15:25,582
THERE.
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00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:29,667
NOW YOU'RE NOTHING BUT --
OW!
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00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:31,960
Mandy: A BIG JERK?
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00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:40,327
HEY, BILLY, I CAN SEE YOUR HOUSE
FROM UP HERE.
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00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,670
Harold: THAT'S STRANGE.
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00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:46,670
I COULD SWEAR THAT OUR HOUSE
HADN'T BEEN DESTROYED BY A GIANT
330
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:48,540
WHEN WE LEFT FOR THE GROCERY
STORE.
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00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:50,625
Gladys: [ GASPS ]
MY AZALEAS!
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00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:55,128
Harold: WELL, AT LEAST THERE
WASN'T ANYTHING VALUABLE INSIDE.
333
00:15:58,167 --> 00:16:01,327
Mandy: I THINK I CAN HANDLE
BEING THE NEXT BIG THING.
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00:16:03,292 --> 00:16:05,252
[ MEOWS ]
Billy: OW!
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00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:33,580
THANKS, MA--
Mandy: [ ROARING ]
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00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:44,537
[ CROWD SCREAMING ]
[ HISSES ]
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00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,130
Billy: WHAT?
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00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:13,168
YOU DIDN'T THINK WE'D LET
MR. SNUGGLES GET EATEN, DID YOU?
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00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:16,543
Mandy: GRIM, I WANT YOU TO
CHANGE ME BACK TO MY NORMAL
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00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:16,995
SIZE.
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00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:18,213
Grim: WHY?
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00:17:18,042 --> 00:17:20,212
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED BEING A
GIANT.
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00:17:20,042 --> 00:17:23,382
Mandy: WELL, IT HAS ITS
DOWNSIDE.
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00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:25,750
I'LL HAVE 3,000 CHEESEBURGERS.
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00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:30,293
THAT'LL BE ELEVENTY-BILLION
DOLLARS.
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00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:35,378
Mandy: [ SNORING ]
[ YAWNS ]
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00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:39,325
AAH!
348
00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:48,125
Grim: OKAY, POINT TAKEN,
MANDY.
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00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:50,788
Mandy: GET ME BACK TO MY
NORMAL SIZE.
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00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:52,165
Grim: NO CAN DO, MAN.
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00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:55,210
BILLY CURSED YOU, AND ONLY HE
CAN UNDO THE CURSE.
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00:17:55,292 --> 00:17:56,632
Mandy: HEY, IDIOT.
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00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:58,078
UNDO THE CURSE.
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00:17:58,167 --> 00:17:59,627
Billy: MMM...NO.
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00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:00,998
I DON'T THINK SO.
356
00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:04,383
I LIKE MANDY LARGE AND IN
CHARGE, MAMA.
357
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,998
Irwin: ME TOO.
358
00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:08,793
AAH!
359
00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:10,165
THE BIPLANES AREN'T WORKING.
360
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:12,130
LET'S USE ONE OF THE NEWER
PLANES.
361
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:14,078
MAYBE THAT WILL DO THE TRICK.
362
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:24,040
Billy: I SHOULD ALWAYS TRAVEL
BY GIANT.
363
00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:26,785
IT'S MUCH FASTER, AND MORE
THINGS GET BROKEN.
364
00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:30,075
Grim: AND THE BREEZE FEELS
NICE IN THE EYE SOCKETS.
365
00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:33,707
Mandy: EXPLAIN TO ME WHY I
SHOULDN'T CRUSH BOTH OF YOU NOW.
366
00:18:33,792 --> 00:18:37,212
Billy: BECAUSE WE'RE BFFs.
367
00:18:37,042 --> 00:18:40,212
Grim: BECAUSE BILLY'S THE
ONLY ONE WHO CAN PUT YOU BACK TO
368
00:18:40,042 --> 00:18:43,172
NORMAL, AND I'M THE ONLY ONE
STOPPING YOU FROM EATING BILLY.
369
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,170
Mandy: I HATE IT WHEN YOU
MAKE SENSE.
370
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:52,003
Grim: BILLY, JUST CHANGE
MANDY BACK.
371
00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:54,503
Billy: NO, YOU ALWAYS LET
MANDY HAVE HER WAY.
372
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:56,133
I DON'T WANT TO ENCOURAGE HER.
373
00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:58,708
Grim: WELL, YOU WERE THE ONE
WHO ENCOURAGED HER WITH THE
374
00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:00,002
WHOLE CANNIBALISM THING.
375
00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:02,963
Billy: AND YOU KEEP BREAKING
MY ARMS JUST BECAUSE SHE WANTS
376
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:04,132
YOU TO.
377
00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:06,748
WHO'S THE BIGGER FOOL -- THE
FOOL OR THE FOOL WHO FOLLOWS
378
00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:07,833
HIM?
379
00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:09,537
Grim: SHUT UP AND CHANGE
MANDY BACK.
380
00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:10,785
Billy: NO!
381
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:15,035
AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU OR MANDY
CAN DO ABOUT IT.
382
00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:22,833
Mandy: [ SNORING ]
GRIM!
383
00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:24,207
Grim: HEY, MANDY.
384
00:19:24,042 --> 00:19:24,962
WHAT'S UP?
385
00:19:25,042 --> 00:19:26,332
Mandy: I'M GROWING AGAIN.
386
00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:27,747
WHAT'S GOING ON?
387
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,963
Grim: OH, WELL, IT'S CALLED
"DELAYED-SPELL CRAZINESS."
388
00:19:31,042 --> 00:19:33,792
IT'S A MATHE-MAGIC FEAT THAT
DELAYS A SPELL'S EFFECT BY UP TO
389
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:35,035
SEVERAL DAYS.
390
00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:37,785
I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GOING TO GROW
AND GROW AND GROW UNTIL YOU
391
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:39,125
OUTGROW THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
392
00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:41,578
Mandy: WON'T THAT DESTROY YOU
TOO, GIDGET?
393
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:44,457
Grim: YEAH, BUT WHEN YOU
THREW THE MOON INTO THE BLACK
394
00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:51,752
HOLE, IT MESSED UP THE TIDES, SO
WE'RE ALL DOOMED ANYWAY.
395
00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:53,503
Sperg: EXTREME SPORTS RULE.
396
00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:56,333
Mandy: GRIM, BILLY HAS TO
REMOVE THE CURSE.
397
00:19:56,417 --> 00:19:57,207
WHERE IS HE?
398
00:19:57,292 --> 00:19:59,132
Grim: MANDY, BILLY'S GONE.
399
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:02,498
HIS DOOR IS LOCKED, AND HE'S NOT
ANSWERING HIS CELL.
400
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:05,503
RED TEAM SCORES, BUT EVEE
WINS.
401
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:09,463
THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS
THAT EVERYONE HAD FUN.
402
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,712
Billy: YAY!
403
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,042
Mandy: GRIM, DO SOMETHING.
404
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:22,125
Grim: WANT ME TO GET YOU A
BEVERAGE? [ LAUGHS ]
405
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:25,628
YOU KNOW, IT'S SO COOL THAT
WE'RE REALLY UP HERE IN SPACE,
406
00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:26,748
MAN.
407
00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:29,043
IT'S NOT AT ALL LIKE I THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE.
408
00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:30,875
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DUDE?
409
00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:40,248
I JUST DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS SO
ANGRY OUT HERE.
410
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:42,083
Mandy: WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?
411
00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:44,457
WE ARE ALL SUPER INTELLIGENT
HAM.
412
00:20:44,542 --> 00:20:48,082
[ British accent ] SOMETIMES
WE CHOOSE TO TAKE OTHER FORMS.
413
00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:49,957
IT AMUSES US TO DO SO.
414
00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:51,502
Mandy: WHERE AM I?
415
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,633
WELCOME TO THE REALM OF THE
INFINITE.
416
00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:59,208
HERE WE ALL ARE GROWING AT AN
INFINITE PACE, AND THEREFORE ARE
417
00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:02,082
CONDEMNED TO SPEND ETERNITY
TOGETHER.
418
00:21:02,167 --> 00:21:05,167
UNTIL Y'ALL OUTGROW THE
ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
419
00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:07,830
Mandy: SO I'M GONNA BE HERE A
WHILE.
420
00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:09,167
All: FOREVER.
421
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,000
Mandy: RIGHT, THEN I MAY AS
WELL BE COMFORTABLE.
422
00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:13,583
YOU, GO GET ME A CHAIR.
423
00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:16,207
YOU, GET ME SOME AGE-APPROPRIATE
DVDs.
424
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:19,712
AND, YOU, MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL
AND SQUEEZE ME SOME ORANGE
425
00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:20,252
JUICE.
426
00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:21,423
I LIKE IT FRESH.
427
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:23,130
FOOLISH LITTLE BOY.
428
00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:27,498
Y'ALL SHOULD KNOW THAT WE
DON'T HAVE NO CHAIRS OR DVD
429
00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:29,213
PLAYERS OR ORANGES.
430
00:21:29,042 --> 00:21:33,132
THEY WOULD INSTANTLY BECOME
TOO SMALL TO BE OF ANY USE.
431
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:36,128
Mandy: WELL, WE'VE GOT, OH,
I DON'T KNOW, ETERNITY.
432
00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:39,918
HOW ABOUT YOU GET CRACKING ON
INVENTING AN INFINITELY GROWING
433
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:40,710
DVD PLAYER?
434
00:21:40,792 --> 00:21:42,502
CERTAINLY, YOU ARE KIDDING.
435
00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:45,083
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE MY
KIDDING FACE?
436
00:21:45,167 --> 00:21:47,037
All: [ GULP ]
Mandy: THAT'S RIGHT.
437
00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:49,245
YOU BETTER RUN.
438
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:17,172
[ MEOWS ]
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