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HA HA HA HA HA!
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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DON'T THINK ABOUT
POLAR BEARS.
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[BELL RINGING]
OK, CLASS, PAY ATTENTION.
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[SQUEALING]
IN CASE ANYONE EVEN REMOTELY
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CARES ABOUT THEIR FUTURE,
NEXT WEEK'S FINAL EXAM--
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I--I GUESS I SHOULD'VE PUT
THE SAFETY ON THIS SUCKER.
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OH, IT WAS ALREADY ON.
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HEH HEH.
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OH, I HAVE CRISPY SKIN!
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LIKE I WAS SAYING,
NEXT WEEK'S FINAL EXAM WILL
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COUNT FOR 99.9999
99999...
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99999999 PERCENT OF YOUR GRADE,
AND THE RESULTS WILL MOST LIKELY
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GO ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORD AND
HAUNT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR
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NATURAL BORN LIVES, AND--
[BELL RINGS]
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[SCREAMING AND YELLING]
SO, MANDY, YOU WANT TO BE MY
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STUDY BUDDY FOR THE BIG TEST
NEXT WEEK?
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WE COULD STAY UP ALL NIGHT
TOGETHER STUDYING.
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IN YOUR DREAMS, GEEK BOY.
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WELL, I PLAN ON STUDYING MY
BUTT OFF THIS TIME.
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I'M DETERMINED TO BEAT MY
"D-" AVERAGE.
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YOU CAN'T STAY FOCUSED ON
1 THING FOR MORE THAN 5 SECONDS.
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YOUR TINY BRAIN IS SIMPLY
INCAPABLE OF PAYING ATTENTION.
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IN FACT, YOU'RE PROBABLY ALREADY
IMAGINING ME AS SOME--
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FREAKISH CREATURE WITH A GIANT
FISH HEAD AND A CHICKEN BODY,
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THAT'S GOT TENTACLES OF SOME
KIND, SPORTING A HUGE GOLD
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CHAIN, THAT LAYS DELIGHTFUL
CHOCOLATE-FILLED EGGS.
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IT'S NOT AS DELICIOUS AS IT
SOUNDS, YO.
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DO ME!
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DO ME!
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DO ME!
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SNAP OUT OF IT.
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WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?
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STUDYING FOR THE BIG TEST
NEXT MONDAY.
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MM-HMM, THAT'S RIGHT.
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AND I PLAN ON GETTING A BETTER
GRADE THAN BOTH OF YOU.
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YOU'LL SEE.
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NOW, IF YOU'D BE SO KIND,
MR. DELGADO.
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1 WEEK LATER...
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AN--
"F"?
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WHAT HAPPENED, BILLY?
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO
STUDY YOUR BUTT OFF.
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I DID STUDY MY BUTT OFF!
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I DID!
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SEE?
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AT LEAST, I THINK I DID.
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HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA, HEE HEE HEE!
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[SAWING]
I GUESS I DIDN'T STUDY
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AFTER ALL.
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MANDY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT
THIS MEANS?
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THIS TEST MAY STOP ME FROM
FULFILLING MY LIFELONG DREAM OF
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GROWING UP TO BE A SMART AND
SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS WOMAN.
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[SOBS]
I MUST WARN YOU.
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EXTREME SADNESS GIVES ME GAS.
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BILLY, WHAT'S WRONG?
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I DON'T WANT TO WASTE YOUR
TIME WITH MY TROUBLES.
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FINE.
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SEE YA, WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YOU.
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IT ALL STARTED LAST WEEK WHEN
MISS BUTTERBEAN FIRST TOLD US
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ABOUT THE BIG TEST.
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I STUDIED REALLY, REALLY HARD
FOR IT, AND I STILL FAILED!
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[SOBBING]
WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GOT
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A DOSE OF THE REAL WORLD, BILLY.
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BUT I LIKE THE CARTOON WORLD
BETTER.
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HOW ELSE CAN I DO THINGS
LIKE THIS?
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UGH.
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BOY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEARN
SOME DAY THAT LIFE HAS ITS GOOD
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TIMES AND ITS BAD TIMES.
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BUT MOSTLY BAD.
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IN FACT, ALMOST ALWAYS BAD.
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BUT YOU JUST GOTTA DEAL WITH IT.
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I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN
MAGICALLY CHANGE SOMETHING WHEN
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IT GOES WRONG, LIKE I CAN
WITH ME GOOD-OLD TRUSTY SCYTHE.
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YEP, IT'S TOO BAD YOU DON'T HAVE
A MAGICAL SCYTHE LIKE I DO.
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YOU REMEMBER MY SCYTHE,
DON'T YOU?
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YES, SIR, IT CAN DO ALMOST
ANYTHING.
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MY SCYTHE, THAT IS.
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ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YA.
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GRIM!
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THAT'S IT!
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WAIT!
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I NEED YOU TO USE YOUR SCYTHE
TO CHANGE THE GRADE ON MY TEST
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FROM AN--
"F" TO AN--
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"A".
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BOY, WHERE'D YOU GET A CRAZY
IDEA LIKE THAT?
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NO, I WON'T DO IT.
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THAT'S NOT GOING TO WORK ON ME
THIS TIME, BILLY, I'M TELLING
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YOU RIGHT NOW.
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[WHINES]
OH, MAN, NOT THE QUIVERING
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LIP.
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OHH, ALL RIGHT, FINE,
I'LL DO IT.
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BOO-YAH!
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NOW, HOLD YOUR TEST PAPER UP
HIGH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES.
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[BRAKES SKIDDING]
HMM.
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SOMETHING DOESN'T FEEL QUITE
RIGHT.
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I CAN'T SHAKE THIS UNEASY
FEELING IN MY STOMACH,
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LIKE I JUST DID SOMETHING I
SHOULDN'T HAVE.
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PERHAPS YOU ARE AFFLICTED
WITH A MILD CASE OF IRRITABLE
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BOWEL SYNDROME.
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NO, THAT'S NOT IT.
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WAIT--WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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I'M OFF TO SEE MY BIRTH
MOTHER NOW, SO THAT I MAY SHOW
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HER MY TEST EXAMINATION.
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I BID YOU ADIEU, GRIM.
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SIR DELGADO, IF I MAY BORROW
YOUR SERVICES FOR A MOMENT?
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THE NEXT DAY.
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[BELL RINGING]
[YELLING]
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STOP IT!
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I'M TELLING!
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ONE AT A TIME GIRLS.
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THERE'S PLENTY OF IRWIN TO GO
AROUND, YO.
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OK, CLASS, SETTLE DOWN.
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NOW, WHO HERE KNOWS WHAT 47
TIMES 12 EQUALS?
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EAT IT, BUTTERBEAN.
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PLAYERS DON'T DO MATH, YO!
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UH, EH, ANYONE ELSE?
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HOO!
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564.
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RIGHT!
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HOW ABOUT 52 TIMES 8?
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416.
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UH--UH, 122 TIMES 75?
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9,150.
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OH!
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UH, UH--635 TIMES 322.
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204,417.
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WHAT ABOUT 4--
2,580,426.
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EH, IT IS PAINSTAKINGLY OBVIOUS
THAT YOUR OUTERMOST LAYER OF THE
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CEREBRAL HEMISPHERE FAILS
MISERABLY AT BEING ABLE TO
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ANALYZE SENSORY DATA AND PERFORM
MEMORY FUNCTIONS.
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I SCOFF AT YOUR INTELLIGENCE!
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SCOFF, SCOFF, SCOFF!
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SCOFF!
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WHY CAN'T I SHAKE THIS
FEELING LIKE SOMETHING IS
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HORRIBLY WRONG?
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I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
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MAYBE A SANDWICH WILL MAKE ME
FEEL BETTER.
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HEY, GLADYS.
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CAN YOU FIX ME UP A TUNA
SANDWICH?
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SURE!
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JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE,
SUGARBOTTOM.
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WHOA!
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DUDE LOOK LIKE A LADY!
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HAROLD, IS THAT YOU?
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
GRIM?
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HI, HONEY, I'M HOME!
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BOY, IT WAS LIKE A MADHOUSE AT
THE OFFICE TODAY.
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I AM SO GLAD TO BE HOME.
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HOW WAS YOUR DAY, HONEY?
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FINE.
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GUESS WHAT YOUR SON BROUGHT HOME
FROM SCHOOL?
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AN "A" ON HIS TEST PAPER.
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OH, NO!
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THAT'S IT!
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THAT'S GOTTA BE IT!
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I GOTTA FIND BILLY, QUICK!
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BILLY, BILLY!
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OH, THERE YOU ARE.
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YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN TO ME.
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WHEN I MAGICALLY CHANGED THE
GRADE ON YOUR PAPER, IT CREATED
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SOME KIND OF ALTERNATE REALITY.
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WE'VE GOT TO CHANGE YOUR GRADE
BACK!
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
GRIM?
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MANDY!
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HOW DO YOU FEEL?
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ARE YOU STILL THE SAME
HEARTLESS, VILE, DESPICABLE
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DEMON CHILD YOU ONCE WERE?
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AAH!
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YOU STILL ARE.
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GRIM, YOU SIMPLE-MINDED
IGNORAMOUS.
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DON'T YOU SEE THAT FOR THE FIRST
TIME EVER, I AM HIGHLY RESPECTED
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IN THE EYES OF MY PEERS
FOR MY SUPERIOR INTELLECT.
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ONE COULD SAY I'M ALMOST
WOR--AAH--SHIPPED!
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I'M TELLING YOU NOW, BOY.
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ONLY DISASTER CAN COME ABOUT
FROM ALL THIS!
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DISASTER, I TELL YOU!
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DISASTER!
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CHECK MATE.
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CHECK MATE.
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BILLY, ZE NOBEL PEACE
PRIZE COMMITTEE
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AND ALL THE NERDS WORLDWIDE
PROUDLY PRESENT YOU THIS--
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THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.
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[CHEERING]
HAH HAH HAH, THAT'S MY BOY!
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BILLY'S INTELLECT IS
ACCELERATING WAY TOO FAST!
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CAN'T YOU JUST ZAP BILLY'S
TEST AND CHANGE HIS GRADE
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YOURSELF?
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BAH, IT WON'T WORK.
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WHEN I ZAPPED BILLY'S PAPER,
IT TOTALLY BORKED THE SPACE TIME
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CONTINUUM.
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WELL, BILLY'S NOT ALLOWED TO
BE SMARTER THAN ME.
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IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT, GRIM.
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THERE'S ONLY 1 THING TO DO.
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WE'VE GOT TO GO BACK IN TIME AND
STOP ME FROM CHANGING BILLY'S
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GRADE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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GRIM, WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
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WE ARE TRAVELING BACK THROUGH
THE FABRIC OF TIME AND SPACE.
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ISN'T THIS USUALLY DONE WITH
SOME KIND OF TIME MACHINE OF
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SOME SORT?
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WELL, EXCUSE ME FOR NOT BEING
ABLE TO AFFORD TO TRAVEL THROUGH
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TIME IN A GOOFY LADY'S EUROPEAN
SPORTS CAR OR SOMETHING.
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NOW HOLD YOUR TEST PAPER UP HIGH
AND CLOSE YOUR EYES.
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NO!
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DON'T DO IT!
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HEY, YOU'RE ME!
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YES, I'M GRIM FROM 1 WEEK
INTO THE FUTURE.
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I'M HERE TO STOP YOU FROM
CHANGING BILLY'S GRADE AND
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CAUSING ALL OF REALITY TO
REVERSE ITSELF.
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WOW, IT'S A GOOD THING YOU
SHOWED UP WHEN YOU DID.
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I WAS ABOUT TO--
HEY!
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ME SCYTHE!
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NO!
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COME ON, WE GOTTA GO BACK
FURTHER INTO THE PAST AND TRY TO
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GET BILLY TO STUDY FOR HIS TEST
SO HE'LL NEVER ASK US TO CHANGE
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HIS GRADE.
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BILLY, BILLY!
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OH, THERE YOU ARE.
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LISTEN TO ME, BOY.
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IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU
STUDY FOR YOUR EXAM NEXT WEEK.
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GOT IT?
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THE FUTURE OF THE FREE WORLD
DEPENDS SOLELY ON HOW YOU DO ON
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THAT TEST!
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OH, YOU DON'TS GOTS TO WORRY
ABOUT THAT, GRIMS.
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I ALREADY PLANNED ON STUDYING.
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AN "F"!
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MM, I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO
STEAL ONE OF YOUR SCYTHES AND
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TURN THIS BABY INTO AN "A".
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AAH!
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AAH!
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LET'S GO BACK FURTHER AND SEE
IF WE CAN STOP BILLY FROM EVER
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BEING BORN.
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HAROLD, I'M HAPPY TO SAY
IT IS A HUMAN.
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OH, YEAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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[SOBBING]
SO, IT IS SETTLED, THEN.
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YOUR 12th SON SHALL MARRY
MY 10th DAUGHTER.
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YEAH, THROW IN A COUPLE OF
HOT DOGS, AND YOU GOTS A DEAL.
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OK, FINE.
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[SCREAMING]
[SQUAWKS]
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[BURPS]
[SCREAMING]
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LISTEN, MANDY, WE'VE BEEN
THROUGH HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF
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PORTALS, CENTURY AFTER CENTURY!
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THIS COULD GO ON FOREVER
AND EVER!
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WHO KNOWS HOW THIS WILL
ALL END?!
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WELCOME TO
"UNSOLVABLE MYSTERIES."
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TODAY WE EXAMINE THE ABOMINABLE
SNOWMAN: FACT, FICTION,
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OR UNSOLVABLE MYSTERY?
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YOUR HAIR IS AN UNSOLVABLE
MYSTERY.
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DEEP IN THE REMOTE HIMALAYAS,
A CRACK TEAM OF SCIENTISTS
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RECENTLY FOUND THIS SET OF
FOOTPRINTS FAR TOO LARGE TO
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HAVE BEEN MADE BY MAN.
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WITH THESE FOOTPRINTS AS
A GUIDE, OUR "UNSOLVABLE
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MYSTERY" SPECIALISTS HAVE
CREATED THIS SCIENTIFIC
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RENDERING OF WHAT THE ABOMINABLE
SNOWMAN LOOKS LIKE.
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WHAT A BUNCH OF MALARKEY.
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HOW CAN AN ANIMAL BE SO
ELUSIVE THAT IT'S NEVER BEEN
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CAUGHT--ALIVE OR DEAD?
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THAT IS WHY WE'RE OFFERING
A $5,000 REWARD FOR ANYONE
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WHO PROVIDES US FURTHER PROOF OF
THE EXISTENCE OF THE ABOMINABLE
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SNOWMAN CAPTURED ON VIDEO.
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HMM.
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LOOKS LIKE I MAY HAVE SOME
UNFINISHED BUSINESS FROM THE
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PLEISTOCENE EPOCH.
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LET'S BAG OURSELVES A
SNOWMAN!
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CALM YOURSELF, BOY.
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THIS IS MY UNFINISHED BUSINESS
AND MINE ALONE.
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WELL, REMEMBER THAT IN YOUR
BUSINESS, YOU REPORT TO
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2 SUPERIOR EXECUTIVES.
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ALL IN FAVOR OF GOING TO THE
HIMALAYAS, SAY "AYE."
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AYE.
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YOU!
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UGH.
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I GET NO RESPECT.
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NO RESPECT, I TELL YOU!
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WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING
FOR, A WIPE TRANSITION?
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UH!
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OW!
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WELL, THIS IS THE HIGHEST
POINT AROUND, SO LET'S SPLIT UP
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AND HAVE OURSELVES A LOOK-SEE.
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OH, HAS MANKIND NO SHAME!
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THIS WEEK'S ELECTION FOR THE
OPRAH BOOK CLUB IS--
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HEY, AMIGUITO.
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WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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MANDY, THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE
UP HERE!
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WHO IS IT, BILLY?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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HE'S HAIRY, SMELLY, AND NOT
WEARING ANY CLOTHES.
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BILLY, HOW DID YOUR DAD GET
ALL THE WAY--
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WAIT, WHO ARE YOU?
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WHO, ME?
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I'M THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN!
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HA HA!
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BUT YOU CAN CALL ME A-BOM.
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THE ABDOMINABLE SNOWMAN?
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HEY, A-BOM, SAY HELLO TO
A LUNCH DATE YOU STOOD UP A
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ZILLION OR SO YEARS AGO.
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SO, WE FINALLY MEET, SNOWMAN.
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OH!
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HEY, REAPER, HEH HEH, HEH.
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00:13:55,583 --> 00:13:57,583
SO WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THESE
PARTS?
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YOU'VE BEEN HIDING YOUR HIDE
IN THESE HILLS FOR EONS TO KEEP
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OLD DEATH AT BAY!
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00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,380
OH, HO, THAT'S NONSENSE.
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00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:06,078
I LOVE VISITORS.
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00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:07,287
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, REAPER.
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SEEING THAT THIS IS A PRETTY
WINDY PLACE TO PASS FROM THIS
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WORLD, HOW'S ABOUTS YOU LET
ME DROP MY DOGGIES OFF AT HOME?
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WELL--
GREAT!
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HOP ON!
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[BARKING]
BOY, IT SURE IS COLD OUT
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HERE, MR. ABDOMINAL.
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SURE IS, BILLY.
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ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE.
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00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:29,247
THE WEAK ARE EATEN BY VULTURES.
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00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:33,083
HEY, STUPID BIRD, UNDEAD IS
NOT THE SAME AS DEAD-DEAD.
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00:14:33,167 --> 00:14:34,917
NO MEAT HERE!
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THIS GIANT WALL OF ICE
IS A GLACIER.
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SOME GLACIERS CAN MOVE UP TO
6 FEET PER DAY.
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WELL, HERE WE ARE.
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MY LITTLE CORNER OF PARADISE.
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00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:50,632
WELL, THE GEOGRAPHY LESSON
HAS BEEN RIVETING, SNOWMAN, BUT
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IT'S TIME FOR ME TO DO MY JOB.
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00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:54,167
OHH, OF COURSE, GRIM.
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00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,210
BUT FIRST, WOULD YOU ALLOW ME
THE LUXURY OF FEEDING MY SLED
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00:14:57,292 --> 00:14:59,462
DOGS ONE LAST TIME?
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00:14:59,542 --> 00:15:02,172
MAKE IT QUICK.
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00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,170
HEY, LITTLE DOGGIES!
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[BARKING]
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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00:15:04,833 --> 00:15:06,173
WHOA, SETTLE DOWN, NOW.
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00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,080
I GOT SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO
TELL YOU ALL.
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00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:12,167
DADDY'S GOING ON A TRIP,
AND HE'S GONNA BE GONE FOR A
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LONG TIME.
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00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:17,955
IN FACT, HE'S GONNA BE GONE
FOREVER!
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00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,422
OH, BROTHER.
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00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:22,670
AND SINCE I'M THE ONLY ONE
KEEPING ALL 32 OF YOU FROM
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A FRIGID DEATH,
I'M JUST GONNA NAIL THE KIBBLE
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CHUTE PERMANENTLY OPEN.
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00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:30,173
POOR LITTLE DOGGIES!
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00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,210
OH, DON'T FRET FOR THEM,
BILLY.
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00:15:32,042 --> 00:15:36,002
REMEMBER, BEING FROZEN IS LIKE
GOING TO SLEEP.
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00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:39,003
AND WHAT'S MORE COMFORTING
BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP
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THAN A LULLABY?
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00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:41,375
WHAT?
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♪ HUSH, MY LITTLE COOKIE
CLOSE YOUR CRYING EYES
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00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:49,165
[HOWLING]
THE TIME NOW HAS COME FOR US
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TO SAY OUR GOODBYES ♪
[SOBBING]
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00:15:52,042 --> 00:15:57,632
♪ JUST LET THE COLDNESS CREEP
WHILE YOU FALL ASLEEP ♪
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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00:15:59,042 --> 00:15:59,922
THAT'S ENOUGH.
352
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,330
[CLANGS]
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
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00:16:02,417 --> 00:16:04,417
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,170
I MEAN, WHAT DOES IT MATTER?
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00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,210
GRIM, WE CAME FOR THE
SNOWMAN, NOT THE DOGS, RIGHT?
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00:16:09,042 --> 00:16:10,332
NOT MY PROBLEM.
357
00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:12,077
I'M NOT THE ONE THAT'S BEEN
PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK WITH
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DESTINY FOR A MILLION YEARS.
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00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:17,038
WELL, MAYBE MR. SNOWMAN KNOWS
HOW TO--
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00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:18,415
MR. SNOWMAN?
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00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:19,750
WHERE DID HE GO?
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00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:21,713
HE SNUCK OFF WHILE ME BACK
WAS TURNED!
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00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:23,082
DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!
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00:16:23,167 --> 00:16:23,917
AAH!
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00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,130
WHAT THE--
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00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:38,922
WHY ME?[ CRASH]
WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE
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00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,040
STARING, GRAB SOME SHOVELS,
QUICK!
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00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:44,167
THERE'S OUR MAN.
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00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,250
NOW, DON'T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF
HIM, EVEN FOR A SECOND.
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00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:49,003
ON YOUR FEET, SNOWMAN.
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00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:50,833
WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR TRICKS.
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00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:53,077
GRIM, DID YOU KNOW THAT
THE HIMALAYAN CONDOR IS AN
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ENDANGERED SPECIES THAT NEEDS
OUR PROTECTION?
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00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,250
HEARTWARMING.
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00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:58,833
EGG WARMING, ACTUALLY.
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00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:00,127
I'M SITTING ON AN EGG!
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00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:02,748
AND WHEN IT HATCHES, YOU KNOW
WHAT WILL COME OUT?
378
00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:04,753
A 2-HEADED GRANDMA?
379
00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:07,333
NO, A BABY CONDOR.
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00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:10,037
THIS EGG HAS NO MOTHER TO KEEP
IT WARM.
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00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:12,575
AND SINCE I NOW HAVE ANOTHER
LITTLE LIFE TO LOOK AFTER
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00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:16,537
BESIDES MY OWN,
I AM AFRAID MY BUTT IS FIRMLY
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00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:18,995
PLANTED HERE ON WARMING DUTY.
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00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:21,673
WELL, I HAPPEN TO HAVE A
VOLUNTEER WHOSE BUTT HAS BEEN
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00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,080
KNOWN TO WARM ENTIRE SWIMMING
POOLS.
386
00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:26,167
WELL...OK!
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00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:27,830
SHE'S ALL YOURS, PUPPY.
388
00:17:27,917 --> 00:17:30,997
BUT, BILLY, ARE YOU READY TO
TAKE ON THE RESPONSIBILITY OF
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00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,333
BEING A PARENT?
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00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:34,167
I DON'T KNOW.
391
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,790
CAN MY BUTT PROVIDE THE COMFORT
AND SECURITY
THIS LITTLE EGG NEEDS?
392
00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:50,665
♪ TO CHERISH AND NURTURE
TO LEND A HELPING HAND
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00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:56,130
TO MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST
LITTLE CHILD THAT CAN BE
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MY LITTLE BABY
YOU CAN DEPEND ON ME ♪
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00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:12,672
♪ NO NEED TO WORRY
I'LL PROVE IT, YOU'LL SEE
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00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:16,670
MY LITTLE BABY
YOU CAN DEPEND ON ME ♪
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00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:19,750
SHH...
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00:18:21,708 --> 00:18:22,788
DON'T FEAR.
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00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:24,705
I WILL COMFORT YOU, LITTLE EGGY.
400
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:27,002
BILLY, SHUT UP, YOU ARE NOT A
BIRD.
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00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:28,633
JUST BIRD-BRAINED.
402
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,708
MAYBE I'LL ASK MR. SNOWMAN
TO LET YOUR RUMP DO THE
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00:18:31,792 --> 00:18:33,132
ROASTING.
404
00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:36,207
OH, CONFOUND IT!
405
00:18:36,042 --> 00:18:37,332
HE SLIPPED AWAY AGAIN!
406
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,827
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP HIM
IN YOUR SIGHTS.
407
00:18:39,917 --> 00:18:41,997
DON'T BLAME THE DUTIFUL
FATHER.
408
00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:45,673
I'M BUSY LOOKING AFTER MY
HEALTHY CHILD.
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00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,128
UGH.
410
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:53,080
YE--AH--OH,
WHAT AN EGG-SPLOSION!
411
00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:54,827
HA HA HA HA HA!
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00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:57,077
OW!
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00:18:57,167 --> 00:19:01,457
[WHISTLING]
[BAA]
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00:19:01,542 --> 00:19:03,252
SAY, LITTLE PRINCESS.
415
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:07,173
THEY COME AND DO BRIDAL EXPOS
LAST WEEK.
416
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:08,170
WHOA!
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00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,210
BILLY, NOW.
418
00:19:09,292 --> 00:19:10,882
AAH!
419
00:19:10,958 --> 00:19:12,208
HA HA!
420
00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:14,422
WELL, SNOWMAN, LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE
BEEN SNARED BY THE TRAPPINGS OF
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00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,880
MARRIAGE.
422
00:19:15,958 --> 00:19:18,128
ALL RIGHT, A-BOM, LET'S SEE
HOW WELL YOU CAN POKEY THAT
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00:19:18,208 --> 00:19:20,128
HOKEY OF YOURS.
424
00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:26,745
[MUSIC PLAYS]
KEEP SHUFFLIN', SHAGGY.
425
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,075
OOH!
426
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,127
A BELL TOWER!
427
00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:33,538
THIS SHOULD WAKE EVERYONE UP.
428
00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:39,205
[RINGING]
WOW!
429
00:19:39,292 --> 00:19:41,542
REAL NEPALESE!
430
00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:44,035
[SPEAKS ANOTHER LANGUAGE]
WOW!
431
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:44,995
WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
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00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,923
THE LIGHT IN ME
RECOGNIZES THE LIGHT THAT IS
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00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,080
IN YOU.
434
00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:50,707
YOU CAN TRANSLATE FOR ME.
435
00:19:50,792 --> 00:19:53,172
HELLO, EVERYONE!
436
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:56,330
I'M GOING TO TAKE
A MOVIE OF YOU.
437
00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:03,080
EVERYONE WHO'S SHORT I NEED
438
00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:04,787
TO STAND FORWARD.
439
00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:11,037
AND THOSE FOLKS NEED TO KNEEL
DOWN IN FRONT.
440
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:20,075
SO LET'S ALL PUT ON
OUR HAPPY FACES!
441
00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:27,995
AND FLASH ME A BIG SMILE,
LIKE THIS.
442
00:20:33,042 --> 00:20:35,042
THE LIGHT IN ME RECOGNIZES
THE LIGHT IN YOU!
443
00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:40,208
[YELLING]
THAT DIDN'T GO VERY WELL.
444
00:20:40,042 --> 00:20:42,752
NO PROBLEM, JUST AS LONG AS
WE'VE STILL GOT OUR BIG TICKET
445
00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:43,673
ITEM.
446
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:45,920
LET'S GO, CHEWBACCA.
447
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:46,670
HEY...
448
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,375
FIND HIM, GRIM.
449
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,788
FIND HIM, AND HURT HIM.
450
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:56,825
OUCH.
[PANTING]
451
00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:02,633
WELL, SNOWMAN, LOOKS LIKE
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00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:05,038
YOU'VE GONE AND GOTTEN YOURSELF
CORNERED.
453
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:07,745
DON'T COUNT YOUR VICTORIES
TOO FAST, GRIM.
454
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:11,253
I'VE ESCAPED TOO MANY TIMES TO
COUNT!
455
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:12,583
AH, YETI.
456
00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:15,877
BUT THIS NIGHT I HAVE A SECRET
WEAPON AT MY DISPOSAL.
457
00:21:15,958 --> 00:21:16,998
A TAPE MEASURE?
458
00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:19,293
JUST HOW FAR DID YOU SAY
THESE GLACIERS CAN TRAVEL
459
00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:21,125
IN 24 HOURS, SNOWMAN?
460
00:21:21,208 --> 00:21:21,828
6 FEET.
461
00:21:21,917 --> 00:21:23,127
WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
462
00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:32,578
WELL, IT JUST HAPPENS TO BE
MIDNIGHT RIGHT NOW.
463
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:33,207
AAH!
464
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,792
AAH!
465
00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:36,825
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME,
GRIM!
466
00:21:36,917 --> 00:21:39,787
I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!
467
00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:41,575
GRAB YOURSELF A THREAD,
KIDDOS.
468
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:46,877
IT'S FINALLY THE END OF THE LINE
FOR OUR OLD FRIEND A-BOM.
469
00:21:46,958 --> 00:21:50,708
WELCOME TO
"UNSOLVABLE MYSTERIES."
470
00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:54,502
TODAY WE TURN OUR ATTENTION TO
THE LOCH NESS MONSTER.
471
00:21:54,583 --> 00:21:57,043
SOME HAVE SAID THAT THE MONSTER
IS A LIVING EXAMPLE OF AN
472
00:21:57,125 --> 00:22:00,955
ANCIENT PLESIOSAUR,
LONG THOUGHT TO BE EXTINCT.
473
00:22:01,042 --> 00:22:03,542
WHAT A BUNCH OF MALARKEY.
474
00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:15,213
CAMERA TO REPLACE THE ONE LOST
IN THIS TRAGIC MISUNDERSTANDING.
475
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,002
WHAT A NICE GESTURE, MAN.
476
00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:19,133
HOW COULD I HAVE THOUGHT ILL OF
YOU, MY FRIEND?
477
00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:20,578
APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
478
00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:22,127
ENJOY YOUR NEW CAMERA!
479
00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:24,418
OKEY-DOKEY!
480
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:29,040
WAIT--
THIS IS A CONDOR EGG!
481
00:22:29,125 --> 00:22:29,785
HAH!
482
00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:30,995
IN YOUR FACE!
483
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:35,083
OOH, HOO, LOOKS LIKE THE OLD
A-BOM HAS DROPPED HIS PAYLOAD,
484
00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:36,537
HA HA HA HA HA!
485
00:22:36,625 --> 00:22:39,125
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
486
00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:41,628
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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