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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:07,580 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 2 00:00:07,667 --> 00:00:10,377 [SINISTER LAUGHTER] 3 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,960 QUICK, JUMP INTO THE TV WHILE THEY'RE NOT LOOKING. 4 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:57,003 [BELL RINGS] [ALL BREATHING HEAVILY] 5 00:00:57,083 --> 00:01:01,213 30 MORE SECONDS OF WARM-UP AND DON'T GET SLOPPY! 6 00:01:01,042 --> 00:01:03,672 YOU GET SLOPPY, AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOUR WIFE WANTS TO GO 7 00:01:03,750 --> 00:01:07,000 TO COUNSELING AND TALK ABOUT FEELINGS. 8 00:01:07,083 --> 00:01:11,503 COACH, OUR NOTES. 9 00:01:11,583 --> 00:01:13,213 ALL RIGHT, HIT THE BENCH. 10 00:01:13,042 --> 00:01:15,502 THE REST OF YOU, GIVE ME 10 LAPS. 11 00:01:15,583 --> 00:01:20,213 [BLOWS WHISTLE] AND DON'T GET SLOPPY. 12 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:24,210 HEY, IRWIN, HOW COME THOSE THREE NERDS NEVER HAVE TO DO 13 00:01:24,292 --> 00:01:26,542 ANY OF THIS PHYSICAL STUFF? 14 00:01:27,833 --> 00:01:31,043 BECAUSE THEY HAVE DOCTOR'S NOTES, YO. 15 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:32,825 ARE THEY SICK? 16 00:01:32,917 --> 00:01:35,327 NO, THEY'RE JUST MEGANERDS. 17 00:01:35,417 --> 00:01:37,327 P.E. AND NERDS DON'T MIX. 18 00:01:37,417 --> 00:01:39,457 IT ISN'T GOOD FOR THEM, YO. 19 00:01:39,542 --> 00:01:43,582 [BOYS PANTING] IT ISN'T GOOD FOR US EITHER. 20 00:01:43,667 --> 00:01:46,207 P.E. MAKES MY HEART BEAT ALL FAST. 21 00:01:46,292 --> 00:01:49,502 [BILLY PANTING] IT MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO 22 00:01:49,583 --> 00:01:50,713 BREATHE. 23 00:01:50,792 --> 00:01:55,582 [GASPING] IT MAKES YOU ALL STINKY. 24 00:01:55,667 --> 00:01:58,247 AND IT MAKES PUD'N BARF UP IN HIS MOUTH. 25 00:01:58,333 --> 00:02:00,423 UGH! 26 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:05,000 WE GOTS TO FIND OUT THE NERDS' SECRET FOR AVOIDING 27 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,633 P.E. BEFORE IT... 28 00:02:06,708 --> 00:02:09,828 [BILLY WHEEZES] KILLS US. 29 00:02:11,292 --> 00:02:12,042 BILLY... 30 00:02:12,125 --> 00:02:13,705 DON'T GET SLOPPY! 31 00:02:14,417 --> 00:02:17,077 VIPER, I TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH YOUR ASSESSMENT. 32 00:02:17,167 --> 00:02:20,127 A LEVEL-60 WARLOCK GEARED FOR STAMINA AND SHADOW DAMAGE-- 33 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:24,078 PARDON US, BUT WOULD YOU MIND IF WE JOIN YOU? 34 00:02:36,125 --> 00:02:37,165 AHEM! 35 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:38,500 WHO PUT YOU UP TO THIS? 36 00:02:38,583 --> 00:02:41,083 WAS IT THE HEATHERS? 37 00:02:41,167 --> 00:02:43,327 NO. WE JUST WANTED TO SIT WITH YOU. 38 00:02:43,417 --> 00:02:44,707 WELL, YOU CANNOT! 39 00:02:44,792 --> 00:02:46,962 THIS TABLE IS RESERVED FOR MEMBERS OF AN EXCLUSIVE CLUB 40 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:48,042 WHO--NO, WAIT! 41 00:02:48,125 --> 00:02:49,375 COME BACK. 42 00:02:49,458 --> 00:02:52,288 TO SIT WITH US, YOU MUST FIRST RECITE THE PASS CODE. 43 00:02:52,375 --> 00:02:53,075 NO, WAIT! 44 00:02:53,167 --> 00:02:54,167 COME BACK. 45 00:02:54,250 --> 00:02:57,710 YOU CAN SIT WITH US IF YOU GIVE US YOUR PUDDING CUP. 46 00:02:57,792 --> 00:02:58,462 WAIT! 47 00:02:58,542 --> 00:02:59,752 COME BACK. 48 00:02:59,833 --> 00:03:02,083 WE ARE SO LONELY. 49 00:03:02,167 --> 00:03:04,577 SO WHAT TOPICS SHOULD WE DISCUSS? 50 00:03:04,667 --> 00:03:05,747 SCIENCE FICTION? 51 00:03:05,833 --> 00:03:06,883 SCIENCE FANTASY? 52 00:03:06,958 --> 00:03:08,498 ROLE-PLAYING GAMES? 53 00:03:08,583 --> 00:03:09,633 PHYSICS? 54 00:03:09,708 --> 00:03:13,038 ACTUALLY, WE NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 55 00:03:13,125 --> 00:03:17,375 SOMETHING ABOUT P.E. 56 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:18,628 AAH! 57 00:03:18,708 --> 00:03:19,668 AAH! 58 00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:21,380 AAH! 59 00:03:21,458 --> 00:03:22,168 OH, GREAT. 60 00:03:22,250 --> 00:03:24,210 NOW YOU HAVE UPSET KING COBRA. 61 00:03:24,042 --> 00:03:25,002 AAH! 62 00:03:25,083 --> 00:03:27,213 UHH-UHH! 63 00:03:27,292 --> 00:03:30,962 HURRY UP AND GET HIM THE PUDDING! 64 00:03:31,042 --> 00:03:34,712 MM! MM! 65 00:03:34,792 --> 00:03:37,042 MM! 66 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:45,420 SO, YOU WISH TO KNOW OUR SECRET OF AVOIDANCE, DO YOU? 67 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:47,380 MORE THAN ANYTHING! 68 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:50,788 AND ARE THERE OTHERS WHO FEEL THE SAME? 69 00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:51,995 UH-HUH! 70 00:03:52,083 --> 00:03:53,083 GOOD! 71 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:56,917 WE SHALL SPREAD THE WORD. 72 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,830 "TODAY AFTER SCHOOL, A CLANDESTINE MEETING TO PLOT THE 73 00:04:00,917 --> 00:04:05,577 FINAL DOWNFALL OF PHYSICAL EDUCATION." 74 00:04:05,667 --> 00:04:09,497 [LAUGHING SINISTERLY] 75 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:15,673 WELCOME, FELLOW CONSPIRATORS, TO THE LAIR OF THE SECRET SNAKE CLUB. 76 00:04:18,167 --> 00:04:19,417 YES. QUESTION? 77 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:21,580 HOW COME WE CAN'T SIT DOWN? 78 00:04:21,667 --> 00:04:25,827 MY GRANDMOTHER DOESN'T LIKE ANYONE ON HER FURNITURE. 79 00:04:25,917 --> 00:04:31,127 NOW, BEFORE WE REVEAL OUR DARK SECRET... 80 00:04:31,208 --> 00:04:32,578 YOU MUST DECIDE. 81 00:04:32,667 --> 00:04:36,037 IF YOU EAT THE BLUE CUPCAKE, THE STORY ENDS. 82 00:04:36,125 --> 00:04:38,035 YOU WAKE UP IN YOUR BED AND BELIEVE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO 83 00:04:38,125 --> 00:04:39,455 BELIEVE. 84 00:04:39,542 --> 00:04:42,132 YOU EAT THE RED CUPCAKE, YOU STAY IN WONDERLAND, AND I'LL 85 00:04:42,208 --> 00:04:44,958 SHOW YOU HOW DEEP THE RABBIT HOLE GOES. 86 00:04:45,042 --> 00:04:47,042 ARE THERE ANY CHOCOLATE CUPCAKES? 87 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:49,995 WHAT HAPPENS IF I EAT THE CHOCOLATE CUPCAKE? 88 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:52,213 CHOCOLATE GIVES ME DIARRHEA, YO. 89 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:54,672 I DON'T WANT ANY DIARRHEA! 90 00:04:54,750 --> 00:04:57,080 OOH! THEN CAN I HAVE YOUR DIARRHEA? 91 00:04:57,167 --> 00:04:59,167 NO ONE IS GETTING DIARRHEA. 92 00:04:59,250 --> 00:05:01,000 THE CUPCAKES ARE A METAPHOR! 93 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:04,423 YOU WILL NOW RECITE THE SECRET SNAKE CLUB OATH. 94 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:05,830 OOH! 95 00:05:05,917 --> 00:05:09,167 "BY THE EMBER LIGHT OF MY VORPAL BLADE..." 96 00:05:09,250 --> 00:05:13,540 BY THE EMBER LIGHT OF MY VORPAL BLADE... 97 00:05:13,625 --> 00:05:15,745 "BY GRAPTAR'S HAMMER..." 98 00:05:15,833 --> 00:05:18,503 BY GRAPTAR'S HAMMER... 99 00:05:18,583 --> 00:05:21,543 "BY THE SHINING DIRK OF CROMULON..." 100 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:25,075 BY THE SHINING DIRK OF CROMULON... 101 00:05:25,167 --> 00:05:27,127 HEY, I THOUGHT WE AGREED TO CUT OUT THAT PART. 102 00:05:27,208 --> 00:05:29,328 HEY, I THOUGHT WE AGREED TO CUT OUT THAT PART? 103 00:05:29,417 --> 00:05:30,877 I AM NOT HAVING THIS ARGUMENT WITH YOU AGAIN, VIPER. 104 00:05:30,958 --> 00:05:32,878 [BOYS REPEATING CONVERSATION] THE DIRK WAS CLEARLY 105 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:34,918 DESTROYED IN EPISODE 26-B OF "STAR VOYAGE." 106 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,750 THAT WAS AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, DUH, AND YOU KNOW IT. 107 00:05:37,833 --> 00:05:40,543 THAT WAS AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, DUH, AND YOU KNOW IT. 108 00:05:40,625 --> 00:05:41,625 SHUT UP! 109 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:42,628 YOU SHUT UP! 110 00:05:42,708 --> 00:05:44,128 NO, YOU SHUT UP. 111 00:05:44,208 --> 00:05:45,208 NO, YOU SHUT UP. 112 00:05:45,292 --> 00:05:46,042 NO, YOU SHUT UP. 113 00:05:46,125 --> 00:05:47,075 NO, YOU SHUT UP. 114 00:05:47,167 --> 00:05:48,167 SHUT UP! 115 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:48,960 SHUT UP, SHUT UP. 116 00:05:49,042 --> 00:05:49,542 SHUT UP, SHUT UP! 117 00:05:49,625 --> 00:05:50,125 NO, YOU SHUT UP. 118 00:05:50,208 --> 00:05:50,998 NO, YOU SHUT UP. 119 00:05:51,083 --> 00:05:52,173 NO, YOU SHUT UP. 120 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:52,750 SHUT UP, SHUT UP. 121 00:05:52,833 --> 00:05:53,793 I SAID, SHUT UP. 122 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:55,075 I SAID, SHUT UP! 123 00:05:55,167 --> 00:05:56,747 [BOYS REPEATING CONVERSATION] OOH, YOU SHUT UP. 124 00:05:56,833 --> 00:05:57,753 YOU SHUT UP! 125 00:05:57,833 --> 00:06:01,003 ALL OF YOU, SHUT UP! 126 00:06:01,083 --> 00:06:03,503 THIS OATH IS OVER. 127 00:06:03,583 --> 00:06:05,043 SO, ARE WE IN THE CLUB NOW? 128 00:06:05,125 --> 00:06:06,035 YES! 129 00:06:06,125 --> 00:06:07,245 YEAH! 130 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:09,673 NO MORE P.E.! 131 00:06:09,750 --> 00:06:12,790 AS MEMBERS, YOU WILL NOW BE ASSIGNED YOUR... 132 00:06:12,875 --> 00:06:17,205 SECRET NAMES. 133 00:06:17,292 --> 00:06:18,462 NOW, LET'S SEE. 134 00:06:18,542 --> 00:06:21,672 YOU SHALL BE CONSTRICTOR. 135 00:06:21,750 --> 00:06:23,170 YOU ARE CORN SNAKE. 136 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,130 COPPERHEAD. 137 00:06:24,208 --> 00:06:25,128 THE ADDER. 138 00:06:25,208 --> 00:06:25,918 OOH, OOH. 139 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,880 I WANT TO BE GOLDEN RETRIEVER. 140 00:06:28,958 --> 00:06:31,328 IF THIS WERE THE SECRET DOG CLUB, YOU COULD BE, BUT IT IS 141 00:06:31,417 --> 00:06:32,497 THE SECRET SNAKE CLUB. 142 00:06:32,583 --> 00:06:34,543 THEREFORE-- CHIHUAHUA MAN! 143 00:06:34,625 --> 00:06:36,285 I WANT TO BE CHIHUAHUA MAN! 144 00:06:36,375 --> 00:06:38,285 NO, YOU SEE, AGAIN, THIS IS-- 145 00:06:38,375 --> 00:06:39,035 PURPLE GIRAFFE! 146 00:06:39,125 --> 00:06:39,995 NO! 147 00:06:40,083 --> 00:06:43,043 I STILL THINK YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT THE DIRK. 148 00:06:43,125 --> 00:06:43,995 LET IT GO, VIPER! 149 00:06:44,083 --> 00:06:45,043 JUST LET IT GO! 150 00:06:45,125 --> 00:06:45,995 PURPLE GIRAFFE. 151 00:06:46,083 --> 00:06:47,293 LIGHTNING BOLT. 152 00:06:47,375 --> 00:06:48,785 LIGHTNING BOLT! 153 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:50,955 I'M NOT GOING TO DUEL YOU OVER THIS. 154 00:06:51,042 --> 00:06:52,172 LIGHTNING BOLT! 155 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,080 OK, FINE. 156 00:06:53,167 --> 00:06:56,577 IF THAT IS HOW YOU WANT IT, I CAST FIREBALL! 157 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,037 LIGHTNING BOLT! 158 00:06:58,125 --> 00:06:59,995 FIREBALL! 159 00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:01,173 LIGHTNING BOLT! 160 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,080 THESE GUYS ARE TOTAL NERDS! 161 00:07:06,875 --> 00:07:08,875 NO MORE DORK TALK! 162 00:07:08,958 --> 00:07:12,288 YOU NERDS BETTER TELL ME HOW TO GET OUT OF P.E. RIGHT NOW! 163 00:07:12,375 --> 00:07:14,245 FRIED CHEESE STICKS. 164 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:17,793 EVERYONE NEEDS FRIED CHEESE STICKS. 165 00:07:24,375 --> 00:07:30,325 [KNOCK KNOCK] WE NEED EXCUSE NOTES. 166 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:31,877 AND WE BROUGHT PAYMENT. 167 00:07:31,958 --> 00:07:33,248 FRIED CHEESE STICKS. 168 00:07:33,333 --> 00:07:37,213 GIMME, GIMME, GIMME! 169 00:07:37,042 --> 00:07:38,462 DAD? 170 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:40,502 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A DOCTOR. 171 00:07:40,583 --> 00:07:44,043 NO, NEITHER DID I, BUT APPARENTLY, ALL YOU NEED IS 172 00:07:44,125 --> 00:07:47,325 THIS HEAD DOODAD AND THIS NECK WOMBLE, AND PEOPLE PAY YOU TO 173 00:07:47,417 --> 00:07:48,957 FIX THEM. 174 00:07:49,042 --> 00:07:53,042 WHY, JUST THIS VERY MORNING, I DID A HEART TRANSPLANT. 175 00:07:53,125 --> 00:07:54,375 WAIT! WAIT! 176 00:07:54,458 --> 00:07:57,128 I THINK THAT'S A TOMATO! 177 00:07:57,208 --> 00:07:59,668 SO WHAT DO YOU ROTTEN LITTLE DELINQUENTS NEED TO BE EXCUSED 178 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:00,880 FROM? 179 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:03,578 P.E.! 180 00:08:03,667 --> 00:08:07,707 EW! UGH! 181 00:08:07,792 --> 00:08:11,042 NO! SEE, THAT'S AN ETHICAL GRAY AREA, AND A DOCTOR OF MY 182 00:08:11,125 --> 00:08:14,075 STANDING SHOULDN'T-- WE HAVE FRIED ZUCCHINI! 183 00:08:14,167 --> 00:08:18,957 A NOTE FOR YOU, A NOTE FOR YOU, A NOTE FOR YOU-- 184 00:08:19,042 --> 00:08:20,422 NO NOTE FOR YOU. 185 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,040 NO NOTE?! 186 00:08:22,125 --> 00:08:26,165 SON, IF I GAVE YOU A FAKE NOTE TO GET OUT OF P.E., 187 00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:28,460 WHAT KIND OF PARENT WOULD THAT MAKE ME, HUH? 188 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:32,212 HUH, HUH? 189 00:08:32,042 --> 00:08:35,752 WELL, BILLY, SINCE EVERYONE ELSE SEEMS TO HAVE 190 00:08:35,833 --> 00:08:43,003 SIMULTANEOUSLY CONTRACTED "THE COOTIES," I GUESS I HAVE 191 00:08:43,083 --> 00:08:46,003 NO CHOICE BUT TO-- CANCEL P.E.? 192 00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:51,083 NO. TO MAKE YOU EXERCISE FOR THE WHOLE CLASS. 193 00:08:51,167 --> 00:08:54,207 LIFT THOSE KNEES! 194 00:08:54,292 --> 00:08:55,792 REACH FOR IT. 195 00:08:55,875 --> 00:08:57,375 COME ON! 196 00:08:57,458 --> 00:08:59,998 KEEP YOUR CORE ACTIVATED. 197 00:09:00,083 --> 00:09:02,293 50 MORE. 198 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,455 DON'T GET SLOPPY. 199 00:09:04,542 --> 00:09:06,922 YOU GET SLOPPY, AND YOUR WIFE SUDDENLY WON'T LET YOU EAT 200 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,250 STEAK ON TUESDAYS. 201 00:09:08,333 --> 00:09:09,633 WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING, YO. 202 00:09:09,708 --> 00:09:12,078 COACH IS KILLING BILLY WITH EXERCISE. 203 00:09:12,167 --> 00:09:13,577 CALM DOWN, CONSTRICTOR. 204 00:09:13,667 --> 00:09:15,667 THIS IS ALL PART OF THE PLAN. 205 00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:18,420 YOU SEE, WE NEEDED SOMEONE TO KEEP COACH'S ATTENTION SO THAT 206 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:20,420 WE CAN PERFORM... 207 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:23,710 THE SUMMONING. 208 00:09:23,792 --> 00:09:27,632 WE SHALL CALL UPON THE POWER OF OUR SNAKE BRETHREN TO DESTROY 209 00:09:27,708 --> 00:09:30,498 THIS ACCURSED GYMNASIUM. 210 00:09:30,583 --> 00:09:36,133 EVERYONE GET INSIDE THE SUMMONING CIRCLE. 211 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:40,828 ACTIVATE THE THUMPER. 212 00:09:40,917 --> 00:09:45,787 EVERYONE JOIN HANDS, AND NOW REPEAT THE WORDS OF THE ANCIENT 213 00:09:45,875 --> 00:09:48,665 AND DARK INCANTATION. 214 00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:52,040 I PASSED OUT LYRIC SHEETS FOR THOSE NOT FAMILIAR. 215 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:55,825 "I COULD HIDE 'NEATH THE WINGS OF THE BLUEBIRD AS SHE 216 00:09:55,917 --> 00:09:59,537 SINGS THE 6 O'CLOCK ALARM WOULD NEVER 217 00:09:59,625 --> 00:10:04,995 RING, BUT IT RINGS AND I RISE WIPE THE SLEEP OUT OF MY EYES 218 00:10:05,083 --> 00:10:11,793 MY SHAVIN' RAZOR'S COLD AND IT STINGS." 219 00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:13,165 THE DESTROYER! 220 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,880 THE DESTROYER IS HERE! 221 00:10:14,958 --> 00:10:16,828 WHOA! 222 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,460 UH, THAT--THAT'S THE DESTROYER? 223 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:28,132 JUST REMEMBER, IT IS ONLY THE SIZE OF YOUR WILL 224 00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:29,578 THAT TRULY MATTERS. 225 00:10:29,667 --> 00:10:31,917 LOOK AT HER GO. 226 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,130 SEE, SHE IS SCUFFING UP THE FLOOR. 227 00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:37,708 IN AN HOUR OR SO, THAT SHOULD LEAVE A PERMANENT MARK. 228 00:10:39,917 --> 00:10:41,537 WE'LL GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE... 229 00:10:41,625 --> 00:10:42,495 THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU... 230 00:10:42,583 --> 00:10:46,213 GIVE ME THAT SCYTHE! 231 00:10:46,042 --> 00:10:49,422 I STOPPED CARING LIKE 5 EPISODES AGO. 232 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:50,830 OUT OF MY WAY! 233 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:56,210 NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! 234 00:10:56,042 --> 00:11:01,002 [DESTROYER ROARS] [BOYS CHEER] 235 00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:02,083 YES, YES! 236 00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:05,997 DESTROY! DESTROY! 237 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:09,503 AH, IT IS A GLORIOUS VICTORY. 238 00:11:09,583 --> 00:11:14,633 YES, I COULD STAND HERE AND LOOK AT THIS ALL DAY! 239 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:18,328 DID IT EVER ONCE OCCUR TO YOU STUPID, STUPID BOYS THAT 240 00:11:18,417 --> 00:11:20,957 MAYBE WE GIRLS WANT P.E.? 241 00:11:21,042 --> 00:11:23,502 HMM? 242 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:27,213 THAT MAYBE WE NEED AN OUTLET FOR OUR AGGRESSION? 243 00:11:27,292 --> 00:11:30,172 WELL, I SEE THAT--OOH. 244 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:33,580 OH, CROMULON. 245 00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:35,167 COME ON, LADIES. 246 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,580 BE REASONABLE, YO. 247 00:11:37,667 --> 00:11:40,037 I REGRET NOTHING! [PUNCHES BEING THROWN] 248 00:11:44,792 --> 00:11:46,832 YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED? 249 00:11:46,917 --> 00:11:49,417 YOU GOT SLOPPY! 250 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,750 HERE WE GO, KIDS, THE ANCIENT EGYPT EXHIBIT. 251 00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:09,963 WOW. THIS TAKES ME BACK. 252 00:12:10,042 --> 00:12:12,212 THIS IS WHEN I WAS INTERNING FOR OSIRIS, GOD OF THE 253 00:12:12,042 --> 00:12:13,422 UNDERWORLD. 254 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,540 HE HAD ME MOSTLY MAKING COFFEE AND MUMMIFYING CATS, PULLING 255 00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:17,915 UP RINGS OUT OF A CORPSE'S NOSE, WEIGHING THE BODIES OF 256 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,380 THE DEAD, YOU KNOW, MINDLESS GRUNT WORK, BUT IT MADE ME INTO 257 00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,458 THE REAPER I AM TODAY. 258 00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:26,172 YOU MEAN A PATHETIC SLAVE TO TWO CHILDREN? 259 00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:27,750 EXACTLY. 260 00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:30,673 HALF-NAKED ANIMAL PEOPLE, TRIANGLE-SHAPED BUILDINGS, 261 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,130 JEWELRY WITH BUGS IN IT. 262 00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:35,038 I'VE GOT TO ADMIT, THESE EGYPTIANS HAD STYLE. 263 00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:36,665 WOULDN'T YOU AGREE, BILLY? 264 00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:37,750 BILLY! 265 00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:38,633 OH, GREAT. 266 00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:40,328 WHERE'D HE GO NOW? 267 00:12:40,417 --> 00:12:41,627 AAH! 268 00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:47,288 I AM A BIG, STUPID, MINDLESS MUMMY AND I-- 269 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:48,875 HI, IRWIN. 270 00:12:48,958 --> 00:12:52,628 THAT IS REAL MESSED UP, YO, AND IN FRONT OF MY FAMILY, TOO. 271 00:12:52,708 --> 00:12:54,828 YOU KNOW MY MOMMY IS A MUMMY. 272 00:12:54,917 --> 00:12:58,537 MY DADDY LOVES MY MUMMY MOMMY, AND I'M HALF-MUMMY FROM MY TOES 273 00:12:58,625 --> 00:12:59,995 TO MY TUMMY, YO. 274 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,463 SEE? 275 00:13:01,542 --> 00:13:03,172 UM, T.M.I. 276 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:06,130 HEY, WE'RE HERE TO CHECK OUT MY MUMMY GRANDPA--THE GREAT 277 00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:07,918 PHARAOH KING POPPIN' LOCKIN'. 278 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,170 CHECK IT OUT, YO. 279 00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:12,250 ACCORDING TO THIS ANCIENT COMIC STRIP, BACK IN THE DAY, KING 280 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:16,133 POPPIN' LOCKIN' WAS A LOW-DOWN FUNKY FRESH GANGSTER, YO. 281 00:13:17,167 --> 00:13:21,207 HE CONTROLLED MILES OF THE NILE WITH AN IRON FIST. 282 00:13:21,292 --> 00:13:25,172 GRANDPA EVEN TRIED TO GET MY MOM TO FOLLOW IN HIS FOOTSTEPS, 283 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,540 BUT AFTER SEEING HOW POORLY HE TREATED HIS FOLLOWERS, SHE WAS 284 00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:30,245 LIKE, "NO. FORGET IT, OLD MAN." 285 00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:32,633 AND HE WAS ALL LIKE, "HOW CAN YOU WALK AWAY FROM TRADITION, 286 00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:36,038 YO?" SO MAMA GOT TO STEPPIN', AND 287 00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:38,285 THEY NEVER SPOKE TO EACH OTHER AGAIN. 288 00:13:38,375 --> 00:13:39,995 YOUR STORY BORES ME. 289 00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:41,133 GET TO THE POINT. 290 00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:44,078 THE POINT IS, MANDY, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ANY OF THIS 291 00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:46,037 BEFORE COMING TO THE MUSEUM TODAY. 292 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:49,665 NOW I'M MORE IN TOUCH WITH MY MUMMY HERITAGE THAN EVER BEFORE. 293 00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:52,500 AH--MUMMY HERITAGE. 294 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:53,883 COME ON, MANDY. 295 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,578 AT LEAST JOIN ME ON THE AUDIO TOUR. 296 00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:58,377 GRR! 297 00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:02,128 [PUNCH IS THROWN] OK! I UNDERSTAND. 298 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,828 SOME OTHER TIME, MY LOVE. 299 00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:06,577 COME ON, MOM AND DAD. 300 00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:09,207 WELL, I GUESS I'LL TRILLY. 301 00:14:09,292 --> 00:14:11,752 NO TIME TO SLIDE THE JIB. 302 00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:13,883 WE'RE GHOSTS. 303 00:14:13,958 --> 00:14:15,998 OH, OK. 304 00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:19,003 WHAT THE HECK DID HE JUST SAY? 305 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:33,710 [CRASH] [ALARM] 306 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:41,290 [SNORING] YO, YO, YO, YO, YO. 307 00:14:41,375 --> 00:14:44,035 IRWIN! 308 00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:47,955 OH, MANDY! 309 00:14:48,042 --> 00:14:49,422 IRWIN! 310 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,130 NOT NOW, BILLY. 311 00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:54,998 I'M TRYING TO MAKE MY MOVE, YO. 312 00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:56,003 IRWIN! 313 00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:57,213 MANDY! 314 00:14:57,042 --> 00:15:00,292 IRWIN! 315 00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:05,415 I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE AFTERLIFE FOR YOU. 316 00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:09,080 [PPPBBBLLLTTT] WHO ARE YOU, ANYWAY? 317 00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:10,997 WHO AM I? 318 00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:13,423 WHO AM I? 319 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:16,880 WHY, IT'S ME, YOUR GRANDFATHER, THE GREAT PHARAOH, 320 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,208 KING POPPIN' LOCKIN'. 321 00:15:19,042 --> 00:15:20,502 COME HERE, MY LITTLE BUBBALA. 322 00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:23,673 OY, IT'S SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET MY GRANDSON. 323 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:27,130 I HOPE I DIDN'T FRIGHTEN YOU. 324 00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:31,128 I KNEW THE ONLY WAY I COULD SEE YOU WAS BY BREAKING INTO YOUR 325 00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:33,128 HOUSE AND VISITING YOU IN YOUR ROOM 326 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:34,498 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 327 00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:36,133 OH, IT'S ALL GOOD, YO. 328 00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:38,208 HEY, IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME A STRANGE PERSON IN A COSTUME 329 00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:40,382 BROKE INTO MY ROOM AND TRIED TO VISIT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE 330 00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:44,328 NIGHT. 331 00:15:44,417 --> 00:15:47,457 SASSY CAT, ATTACK! 332 00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:48,672 OH, NO! 333 00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,130 THE TOOTH FAIRY! 334 00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:52,998 NOT AGAIN! 335 00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:55,043 HEY, GRANDPA, WAIT RIGHT THERE. 336 00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:57,035 I'LL GO WAKE UP MOM AND DAD. 337 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,038 WHOA! 338 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,535 SLOW DOWN, SONNY. 339 00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:02,915 NOT JUST YET. 340 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,420 IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 341 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:08,420 BESIDES, I HAVE A GIFT I WANTED TO GIVE YOU. 342 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,040 A GIFT? 343 00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:11,875 IT'S A SURPRISE. 344 00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:14,038 FIRST, YOU GOTTA CLOSE YOUR EYES. 345 00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:15,875 THERE! 346 00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:19,128 IT'S LIKE A 64-OUNCE SODA CUP, YO. 347 00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:20,248 WHY, GRANDPA? 348 00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:22,883 WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO WEAR A BEVERAGE CONTAINER? 349 00:16:22,958 --> 00:16:25,128 IT'S THE CROWN OF THE SACRED SCARAB! 350 00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:30,168 YOU--YOU'RE NEXT IN LINE TO INHERIT THE TITLE OF PHARAOH. 351 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,170 ME?! 352 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,080 A PHARAOH? 353 00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:34,167 I DON'T KNOW. 354 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,880 WILL IT MAKE ME MORE POPULAR WITH THE LADIES? 355 00:16:36,958 --> 00:16:38,708 BUT OF COURSE IT WILL. 356 00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:41,422 BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO IMPRESS THE GIRLS, YOU GOT TO 357 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,630 BE A MAN AND BUILD A PYRAMID. 358 00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:45,998 A PYRAMID? 359 00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:49,293 IN ANCIENT EGYPT, WE HAVE A SAYING, "THE SURE-FIRE WAY TO A 360 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,915 WOMAN'S HEART IS THROUGH HER CHEST." 361 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000 [RIM SHOT] OR YOU COULD BUILD A PYRAMID. 362 00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:55,083 ALL RIGHT! 363 00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:56,207 I'LL DO IT! 364 00:17:00,042 --> 00:17:00,712 WHOA, GRANDPA. 365 00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:02,042 WHAT'S THAT? 366 00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:03,535 WHAT, THIS THING? 367 00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:07,455 THIS IS A STARGA--I MEAN SPACE DOOR. 368 00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:09,712 IT'S A KEY INGREDIENT WE NEED TO GET STARTED. 369 00:17:09,792 --> 00:17:12,712 IT FUNCTIONS BY TUNNELING THROUGH SUB-SPACE TO FORM A 370 00:17:12,792 --> 00:17:16,042 WORM HOLE ALLOWING INSTANTANEOUS TRAVEL ACROSS 371 00:17:16,125 --> 00:17:18,075 MILLIONS OF LIGHT YEARS. 372 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:22,077 IT'S AN UNSTABLE, UNTESTED DIMENSIONAL VORTEX. 373 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,537 YOU'LL BE FINE! 374 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:26,745 NOW YOU STAND THERE, AND I'LL CHANT THE MAGIC WORDS BEHIND 375 00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:29,133 THIS STURDY WALL OVER HERE, WHERE IT'S SAFE. 376 00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:30,998 THAT'S MESSED UP, YO. 377 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,633 OK. HERE WE GO! 378 00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:39,288 [COUGHS] BIALY, ZAYEN, SHERMAN, SHERMAN, 379 00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:40,455 HUY! 380 00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:42,462 ALL RIGHT, NOW I'M READY. 381 00:17:42,542 --> 00:17:43,502 AHEM! 382 00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:45,713 OOH, BABY! 383 00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:49,422 WHO PUT THE BOP IN THE BOP SH-BOP, SH-BOP? 384 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:53,130 WHO PUT THE RAM IN THE RAM-A-LAM-A-DING-DONG? 385 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,128 AAH! 386 00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:03,958 BOOGEDY BOOGEDY BOOGEDY BOOGEDY SHOO! 387 00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:09,627 [BUZZ] AW. THAT WASN'T SO BAD. 388 00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:11,628 AAH! 389 00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:13,998 [POPPIN' LOCKIN' LAUGHING] [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 390 00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:24,415 DUH. 391 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:28,080 CAW. 392 00:18:28,167 --> 00:18:30,167 [GROANS IN LOW TONE] HEY, MOM. 393 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,630 HEY, DAD. 394 00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:40,378 [MOM AND DAD GROAN] HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 395 00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:42,128 NO COFFEE THIS MORNING? 396 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,538 NO TIME FOR THAT. 397 00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:45,495 WE'RE OFF TO WORK. 398 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,673 FOR THE GLORY OF TOOTEN POOTEN. 399 00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:50,290 UHH! 400 00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:52,075 WHAT THE... 401 00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:53,247 TOOTEN POOTEN. 402 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,503 TOOTEN POOTEN. 403 00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:55,793 YOU GUYS! 404 00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:57,745 WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME, BILLY? 405 00:18:57,833 --> 00:18:59,133 I DIDN'T DO NOTHING. 406 00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:01,708 THEN IF IT WASN'T YOU TWO, THEN WHO? 407 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:05,172 LONG LIVE THE NERD KING. 408 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,380 IRWIN! 409 00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:10,128 TOOTEN POOTEN, TOOTEN POOTEN! 410 00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:14,208 "OH, KING TOOTEN POOTEN, YOUR CROWN IS SO MANLY." 411 00:19:14,042 --> 00:19:17,832 "THAT'S RIGHT, MANDY, AND ONLY I, THE PHARAOH, CAN WEAR THIS 412 00:19:17,917 --> 00:19:20,167 SACRED 64-OUNCE HEADPIECE." 413 00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,750 "OOH. LET'S MAKE OUT, YO." 414 00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:25,043 [IMITATING KISSING SOUNDS] AHEM. 415 00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:25,915 YOUR MAJESTY. 416 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,080 AAH! 417 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,577 YOU HAVE GUESTS. 418 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,207 SO, IRWIN, I GUESS THEY FINALLY CROWNED YOU KING OF THE 419 00:19:31,042 --> 00:19:32,962 DORKS. 420 00:19:33,042 --> 00:19:36,082 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW MY NAME IS NOW KING TOOTEN POOTEN, AND 421 00:19:36,167 --> 00:19:39,207 SOON, I'LL HAVE MY OWN PYRAMID FROM WHICH I WILL RULE ALL OF 422 00:19:39,292 --> 00:19:40,712 ENDSVILLE. 423 00:19:40,792 --> 00:19:43,422 OF COURSE, I WILL BE NEEDING A QUEEN. 424 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:44,130 OOH! 425 00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:45,998 I'LL BE YOUR QUEEN! 426 00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:50,423 [MOM SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE] AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NEEDS 427 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,170 SUBTITLES FOR THIS EPISODE? 428 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:54,500 ALLOW ME TO TRANSLATE, MY LOVE. 429 00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:58,173 SHE'S SAYING, "HEY, YO, POPS, YOU'RE BUILDING PYRAMIDS AGAIN. 430 00:19:58,250 --> 00:20:00,420 YOU ALWAYS DO THIS. 431 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,960 WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?" MY FATHER HAD A PYRAMID; I 432 00:20:04,042 --> 00:20:08,212 HAD A PYRAMID; AND BY GOSH, MY GRANDSON WILL HAVE ONE, TOO. 433 00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:10,002 IT'S TRADITION! 434 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:13,173 [MOM SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE] "TIMES CHANGE, DAD. 435 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:16,170 TRADITION IS ALL RIGHT, BUT THIS IS ANOTHER DAY. 436 00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:19,540 IRWIN DOESN'T HAVE TO BUILD A PYRAMID IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO." 437 00:20:19,625 --> 00:20:23,825 LOOK, SON, YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIVE UP TO ANY EXPECTATIONS. 438 00:20:23,917 --> 00:20:27,877 JUST BE YOURSELF, AND PEOPLE WILL LIKE YOU, YOU BIG NERD. 439 00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:29,128 COME ON, BUBBALA. 440 00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:32,248 THE DESIRE TO BUILD PYRAMIDS IS IN YOUR BLOOD. 441 00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:34,213 YOU'RE A PHARAOH AT HEART. 442 00:20:34,292 --> 00:20:39,132 [MOM SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE] WH-WHAT DO I DO? 443 00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:42,418 DO I GIVE UP THE BIGGEST CHANCE OF MY LIFE, OR DO I BREAK MY 444 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:44,380 MOTHER'S HEART? 445 00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:46,748 WHAT DO MY FRIENDS THINK? 446 00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:49,923 ...THAT'S MY GRANDSON! 447 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:55,170 I HAVE MADE UP MY MIND. 448 00:20:55,000 --> 00:21:00,000 DOUBLE PRODUCTION SPEED FOR THE GLORY OF TOOTEN POOTEN! 449 00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:01,003 HAH! 450 00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:04,463 AS WE SAY IN ANCIENT EGYPT, "BOO-YA! 451 00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:08,962 HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?" [MOM SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE] 452 00:21:09,042 --> 00:21:10,172 "YEAH, THANKS, DAD. 453 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,960 THANKS A LOT. 454 00:21:12,042 --> 00:21:14,212 THIS IS WHY WE NEVER VISIT!" HAVING A PYRAMID IS SO 455 00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:22,168 AWESOME, GRANDPA. 456 00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:24,000 YEP, IT SURE IS. 457 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,173 GEE, I'M GETTING KIND OF HUNGRY. 458 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,330 I'M GONNA GO GRAB A PIZZA. 459 00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:28,247 HUH! 460 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:29,463 THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. 461 00:21:29,542 --> 00:21:31,042 WHY NOT, YO? 462 00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:34,285 A PHARAOH IS ALWAYS ENTOMBED IN HIS PYRAMID, AND THE PYRAMID 463 00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:35,915 IS ALMOST COMPLETE. 464 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,040 ONCE THEY SEAL THAT HOLE UP THERE, WE CAN NEVER LEAVE. 465 00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:41,075 NEVER LEAVE?! 466 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:44,037 NO! 467 00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:55,918 HELP! 468 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,210 GET ME OUT OF HERE! 469 00:21:57,292 --> 00:21:59,212 HEY! QUIET! 470 00:21:59,042 --> 00:22:02,172 BOYCHICK, IF YOU DON'T STOP YOUR KVETCHING, I'LL GIVE YOU 471 00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:04,460 SUCH A POTCH ON YOUR TUCHUS. 472 00:22:04,542 --> 00:22:07,042 THIS IS TOTALLY MESSED UP, YO. 473 00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:12,290 LIGHTNING BOLT! 474 00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:13,205 LIGHTNING BOLT! 475 00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:14,212 LIGHTNING BOLT! 476 00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:15,042 LIGHTNING BOLT! 477 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,035 LIGHTNING BOLT! 478 00:22:16,125 --> 00:22:16,955 LIGHTNING BOLT! 479 00:22:17,042 --> 00:22:18,132 LIGHTNING BOLT! 480 00:22:18,208 --> 00:22:19,748 OW! OOH... 481 00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:21,083 ZAP! 482 00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:21,707 LIGHTNING BOLT! 483 00:22:21,792 --> 00:22:22,292 LIGHTNING BOLT! 484 00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:23,075 LIGHTNING BOLT! 485 00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:23,917 LIGHTNING BOLT! 486 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:24,710 ZAP! 487 00:22:24,792 --> 00:22:25,882 LIGHTNING BOLT! 488 00:22:25,958 --> 00:22:27,668 LIGHTNING BOLT, LIGHTNING BOLT! 489 00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:28,460 LIGHTNING BOLT! 490 00:22:28,542 --> 00:22:30,172 OW! OW! 491 00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:33,040 [BILLY CHUCKLING] 492 00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:34,955 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 493 00:22:35,042 --> 00:22:36,632 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--] 494 00:22:36,708 --> 00:22:37,208 IDIOTS! 33709

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